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It's December, which means you can finally binge on so many Christmas movies that by the time Christmas actually gets here, you hate everything about it. Use this handy flowchart to figure out exactly which one of these magical motion pictures you're currently on your phone during.

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Gamblin' With Gary: 12-6-13

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If you haven't been paying attention to this column for the last month and a half, the odds are you haven't been winning any money gambling. And that's a shame. My record is now 13-5-1, as I went 4-1 in my most recent edition to continue my hot streak. However, making genius picks isn't easy, so I took a break from betting over the Thanksgiving holiday to travel and see family. But rest assured, my faithful followers, I am back and more focused than ever on helping you win. These bets are 100 PERCENT GUARANTEED TO MAKE US ALL RICH, and I am willing to share them with you to prove it. I'm putting my money where my mouth is. Feel free to join me.
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CAN'T LOSE BET #1 (College Football)

Oklahoma (+10) at Oklahoma State - Oklahoma +10

As you may know, I love to bet against trends (especially against the spread), and this game offers up a doozy. Oklahoma St. has won seven straight games, and six straight ATS. That means it's time to back the Sooners. The Cowboys are a great team, but to be favored by 10, even at home, in a big rivalry game is too much. Take Oklahoma and the points, and hammer it if the spread happens to jump to 10.5.

CAN'T LOSE BET #2 (College Football)
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Ohio State vs. Michigan State (+5.5) - Michigan State +5.5

The Big Ten Championship is going to be a good one, as there is little debate that these are the best two teams in the conference. They are also two very different teams, with Ohio St. scoring 48.2 PPG (3rd in the country) and Michigan St. allowing just 11.8 PPG (4th in the country). But honestly, this just comes down to the ol' eyeball test. I have seen many Big Ten games this year, and the Spartans are the better squad. They are dominant against the run, which will keep the Buckeyes from setting up big pass plays, and their offense is much improved. In the last two seasons when these teams met, the games were decided by 1 point and 3 points (OSU won in 2012, MSU in 2011). Expect another super close one. Take the points with Michigan State. (Note: This game will be played at Lucas Oil Stadium in Indy).

CAN'T LOSE BTitans Texans Football, Chris Johnson Delanie WalkerET #3 (NFL)

Tennessee at Denver - OVER 48.5

The Broncos started the season off with eight straight over games, and then I told you to bet the under and it hit (twice in a row). Well now Denver is back to scoring 30+ points a game and is still not playing great defense, so it's time to jump back on the over. This game opened at 50.5, but has already dropped two points because bettors are worried about the cold and the Titans offense. Hogwash. This is a classic trap game for the Broncos, coming off a big victory at Kansas City and looking forward to a Thursday night divisional matchup against San Diego. I fully expect Denver to give up a lot of points, but still score a lot like they do. Tennessee +12 is tempting, too, but it's hard to bet against Peyton. The over is the lock.

CAN'T LOSE BET #4 (NFL)

Minnesota at Baltimore (-6) - Baltimore -6

Despite having the equivalent of me quarterbacking for them (read: a shitty quarterback), the Vikings are 2-2-1 since November started and are 4-1 ATS. That's respectable, but it's not going to stop me from betting against them. Minnesota sucks on the road and the Ravens are playing well lately, coming off a big Thanksgiving win over the Steelers in which they should have covered the spread if it weren't for that cheating S.O.B. Mike Tomlin. Regardless, the defending Super Bowl champs are very much in the playoff hunt right now and need this win badly. Expect them to show up after their long break and dominate the Vikes. Chow down on the Ravens like Jacoby Jones did on this turkey leg.
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"APPtitude" returns after the Thanksgiving break to bring you a review of a fun, free app that can make your face better - by adding an awesome mustache. Movember has come and gone, but the fun doesn't have to stop. Check out Mustache Bash and its patented mustache technology, and easily transform into a more manly man ... at least in your selfies.

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10 Bold Predictions for the 'Sons of Anarchy' Season 6 Finale

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After last week's episode titled "You Are My Sunshine," it's clear that any number of things can go down on the "Sons of Anarchy" season 6 finale, both dark and sunny. And as much as we'd like for it to play out smoothly for Jackie Boy and the club, this one might have a few rough endings. Check out these intrepid finale predictions and see if you can come up with anything better.

1. Tara will make Jax choose between the club and his kids.

The whole season has focused on Tara losing control, waiting to go to jail or meet her end at Jax's hand, but now she is finally in a position of power but doesn't realize it. Although the sheriffs are looking for her, she could present the bullet as a bargaining chip to Jax and deliver an ultimatum: Let me leave with our boys and keep your club, or lose it all and go to jail for a very long time. Jax will take the bait, but it'll probably end badly for Tara, even though she's the one person Jax likely cannot kill.sons of anarchy tara

2. The finale intro and outro montages will be way too long; Katey Sagal will sing.

Like 80 percent of the episodes, there will be a five-minute clip opening or closing the show that features people sitting, acting nothing like they normally do and playing with those freaking kids nobody cares about. Expect a potentially super long intro and outro since the episode will likely be two hours. And definitely expect Kurt Sutter to plug his wife's music as well, most likely the ending.

3. Juice will go out on a high note.

After building him up as a softy who is likely to fold and has lost all the other members' respect, there's nothing left Juicy Boy can do to redeem himself except take one for the team. He wants out and the club will allow it, but it will be done with class, as he is one of the longstanding members who has been through the most shit and screwed up so many times. Expect the ultimate sacrifice from Juice -- or Jax could put all the blame on him and have Nero get even putting him down.

4. Along with Juice, another club member will meet his end.

So many people have died this season alone that it's tough to pin up anothesons of anarchy, tig and chibsr one, so it might be one of the peripheral characters biting the dust. But that's not good enough. I predict it will be Tig, since we made peace with him leaving and then he got off the hook. Also, he acted very strangely last week when the blood got sprayed on him and he looked at his reflection. Oh, and the actor who plays Tig, Kim Coates, has even said he is ready to move on. As long as it's not Chibs, it'll be digestible.

5. The word "brother" will be said 22 times, and "Jesus Christ" 14 times.

Every episode has both, so you do the math. No matter how much betrayal, the word "brother" will be spoken, and no matter how many bad things happen, they all end in an emphatic "Jesus Christ."

6. Nero cuts ties with SAMCRO and Gemma to run his crew.

After learning what happens to Gemma's husbands, seeing what Jax has done, and receiving Tara's intense warning, I believe Nero will be smart enough to walk...and take his cardigans with him. I'd like to say he can walk away and we won't see him agsons of anarchy, you are my sunshine, nero and jaxain, but nobody leaves this show without dying. Chances are that he and Jax will go head-to-head if the Mexicans are up against SAMCRO. If he does walk, Jax's plans for a clean future with escorts folds and leaves him with no source of cash flow for the club, making the move out of guns nearly impossible.

7. Barosky will turn up to shit on Jax.

If Nero walks away, this will screw with Barosky's world, and he has an ace up his sleeve with the pedophile murder pinned on Jax. Something tells me that woman wasn't disposed of the way he says, and knowing that D.A. Patterson has his head slightly underwater, he might do what he needs to keep himself comfortable.

8. Sheriff Roosevelt will run Patterson off.

Roosevelt played the hard-ass in town the last two years and suddenly has been playing puppy dog to this new split personality gangster mama, Patterson, but after questioning her methods all season, he'll finally put her in her place and she'll leave town. It'll most likely be something that saves the club, too, as he understands the necessary evil of keeping them around.

9. Unser will die for Gemma.
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Bobby put it best this season when he said, "You're still alive?" Unser has nothing to hang onto besides Gemma, and considering her and Nero's likely end-of-season turmoil, he'll step up to the plate to the defend the only thing worth dying for, besides smoking countless joints in his trailer.

10. Connor Malone will throw a wrench into Jax's get-out-of-guns plan.

This might be the point where Jax realizes, just like his father, the club is either out of guns and dead, or in with guns and running the show. Getting out completely could be what ironically kills the club, as opposed to continuing to struggle staying alive while running guns. If he chooses his club over his kids, the club will slide back into dirty earning and will eventually meet its end anyway.

Bonus: Wendy will get her shot at mothering the boys, then Jax kills her.

You know it'll never work, but we like to think she'll get a few moments to tell Abel that she is his mother, just before Jax puts a bullet in the dirty junkie's head. Definitely thought she was going to take out Tara and run with the boys when she had the chance but Tara gave her the ol' cold cock pistol whip instead. If Wendy, Tara, Unser, Clay and Nero all leave Gemma at the end of the season, Gemma is going to be one lonely grandma, especially if papa Jax ends up in jail again.
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Timeline Of How Guys Try To Impress Girls Throughout Their Lives

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Because of these damn wieners of ours, guys spend a lot of time trying to woo the opposite sex. As we grow older, we develop different techniques with varying success but spoiler alert: We never really figure them out.

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