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Busty Casey Batchelor is Joining UK's 'Celebrity Big Brother'

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British glamour model Casey Batchelor continues to impress us with her use of Twitter, and the internet is grateful. She's set to join the 2014 UK cast of "Celebrity Big Brother" and she warned viewers she has some habits that may be off-putting. "I burp a lot, I do like a good old burp. Especially if I've had a fizzy drink." Surely, this 5' 2" 34GG girl is set to make a splash. We'd watch if we got that show in America!

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The Most Bizarre Reddit AMA Ever: Answers From a Man With Two Penises

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If there's one thing you can always expect from Reddit, it's a seemingly never-ending stream of the strangest bits of information you'll ever see. The site found a way to outdo itself recently when they hosted a question-and-answer session with a user known as DoubleDickDude. If that username doesn't give it away, this is a guy who claims to have two fully functional penises. Apparently it's a condition known as diphallia, and, lucky for us, he provided proof in the form of pictures. (If you really must see what his duel genitalia looks like, go ahead and google "DoubleDickDude" at your own risk. Clearly, the images are NSFW.)

Obviously Reddit users had as many questions as you do right now, as the post had over 7000 comments in a day. Here's a look at some of the more colorful questions and answers. Obviously, things get pretty graphic, so if that's not your sort of thing, you've been warned:






Now this one completely baffled me. Was he in space when he pulled this off? The physics alone are enough to tear a hole in time and space, let alone his anus. A few users attempted to draw a diagram, but one guy treated it like a finals project. I'm glad he rendered 3-D models, yet chose to use Microsoft Paint to label them.

Here's a few more gems:



There you have it. Welcome to 2014, the year that started off with a guy answering questions about having dual penises. That's either the best way or the absolute worst way to start a year.

 

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The Best of Old People Writing on a Restaurant's Facebook Page

TV Execs Brainstorm the Next Huge Sitcom

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In this Mandatory exclusive, we've gotten our hands on notes from the latest sitcom brainstorm. These priceless ideas exemplify the cutting edge originality that is today's network TV. The only question left is: Which will be the first to appear on the spring schedule?

 

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Sometimes Things Go Hilariously Wrong in the Workplace

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News Reporter Gets Fired for Saying Terrible Things About Missing Woman (NSFW Language)

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Prepare to cringe. A lot. I'm guessing this guy was not aware his mic was on and he was live when he said some absolutely terrible things about a missing woman he was reporting on. Don't listen to this out loud at work because it features some truly not-safe-for-work language.

The guy was apparently immediately fired after this on-air fiasco. And deservedly so. The only possible saving grace here is that this whole video is a hoax. It seems almost too awful to be real. What do you think: real or fake?

 

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Extended Cut Released of Classic Melanie Iglesias Shoot for WMB3D

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Melanie Iglesias definitely made her mark on 2013, as evidenced by her inclusion in "The 10 Hottest Girls of 2013," and now due to popular demand, photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni has released another extended cut of her classic debut shoot for WMB3D: World's Most Beautiful Magazine. There will be plenty more sexy stuff coming from Melanie in 2014, so stay tuned here at Mandatory.

WMB 3D is available on iTunes, Google Play, and in Collector's Edition print.

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Michael Bay Just Had A Fun Meltdown at CES

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Michael Bay is known for blowing stuff up on the big screen, and he just blew all of CES off because a teleprompter stopped working during a speech he was giving at CES. He lasted on stage all of about 30 seconds before becoming so flustered that he paused momentarily while the text got fixed and when it apparently wasn't, he just stood there awkwardly for another 10 seconds before walking off silently.

Left along on the stage by himself, the man who welcomed Michael Bay to the stage was left with nothing to say except "Ladies and gentleman, let's thank Michael Bay for joining us!"

 

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Kirsten Prout Will Knock You Out

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The Reviews for This $40,000 85-Inch TV Are the Funniest Things You'll Read Today

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Products on Amazon.com rely on positive reviews to help increase sales. Customers rely on the reviews to help them make intelligent purchases. However, in the case of one very large product on Amazon, the people of the Internet have come together to make the review section of an 85-inch Samsund HDTV, that costs just under $40,000, one of the most pleasantly entertaining Web destinations. Here is the product description:



It all began with one very creative review by a guy who claims to have sold his daughter into slavery in order to afford the TV:



And just like that, the floodgates were opened. Hilarious review after hilarious review came pouring in and they're still popping up to this day. Here are a few of our favorites. If you feel like reading more, clear your schedule and head over to Amazon.



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