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Real Life Diane Keaton Looks Different Than TV Commercial Diane Keaton

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Diane Keaton appeared on the Golden Globes last week to give (and sort of accept on his behalf) Woody Allen's Cecil B Demille lifetime achievement award in film. And then, right after she gave the award, one of her L'Oreal commercials came on, which really illustrated how much Photoshop work TV commercials (and magazines) they apply to celebrities faces.

We want to make one thing clear, we think Diane Keaton is awesome. And we applaud her for not going the way of the plastic botox face. She has aged like an actual woman and she is much better looking for it. Celebs who get plastic faces as they get older look just like that: plastic. They don't look real and they aren't "attractive". So, this post isn't meant to drag Diane down for looking great and normal. It's more meant to remind us how the people we see on TV don't actually look like that in real life. Below are the side by side comparisons of real-life Diane and TV commercial Photoshop Diane.

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23 Funny and Sexy Jennifer Lawrence Quotes

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Everyone loves Jennifer Lawrence for two reasons: 1. She's sexy and, 2. she says some very funny and awesome stuff. (OK 3, she's a good actress.) So we wanted to put together a list of some of her funniest quotes that also have a little sexiness to them in honor of her Oscar nomination for American Hustle. Actually, who are we kidding, we just wanted to laugh and look at a hot girl. Here's hoping you do, too.

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Celebrities Hate Justin Bieber Just As Much As You Do

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This is pretty encouraging. Apparently these celebrities think Justin Bieber is a moron who needs to go away. Just like you! Take a look at what guys like Seth MacFarlane, Harry Styles and Joel McHale all have to say about the Biebs. (I think McHale makes the most important point.)

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Things have gotten really bad when your own fellow celebrities turn on you. Good luck, Justin. Your Beliebers are dwindling.

Via Ricizzle

 

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Jonah Hill Has An Epic Airplane Sex Story For You

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Jonah Hill was on an airplane 10 years ago and a very attractive girl sat down next to him. In his young mind (as in all young men's mind's), your thoughts immediately lead to...how can I have sex with this girl (or something to that effect.) Well, as the flight went on, Jonah was waiting for the bathroom and had the misfortune of going in after someone had taken a very horrible #2.

He did what anyone else would, held his breath and went about his business as quickly as possible. The only problem is when he got out, the girl who was sitting next to him was waiting to go in. He wasn't sure how to tell her that the horrific smell in the bathroom was from the guy who was in there BEFORE him. And all was lost. (We don't feel too bad for Jonah, but this story is awesome.)

 

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Amber Heard is Officially Off the Market

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The New York Daily New is reporting that Johnny Depp, Mr. "Pirates of the Caribbean" himself, proposed to girlfriend and actress/model/hottie Amber Heard after she was seen wearing a diamond ring. Johnny, 50, recently divorced from Vanessa Paradis in 2012. Amber is 27. Supposedly, the proposal happened a while ago; it's only been as of this posting or so that she's been wearing the ring. They are both private, but attended the Golden Globes Awards together. Maybe you don't care about any of this. That's okay. We're just spreading the cheer. Regardless, scroll down for more shots of the soon-to-be Mrs. Depp. You can for sure enjoy that.

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The Single Best Answer From Bill Murray's Reddit AMA

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Bill Murray is currently doing an AMA on Reddit. You should read the whole thing, but this is, by far, the best answer to any of the thousands of questions Redditors fired his way.

[-]learn_this_now 329 points ago
What was the oddest experience you had in Japan?

[-]_BillMurray[S] 1211 points ago
The oddest... well, I was eating at a sushi bar. I would go to sushi bars with a book I had called "Making out in Japanese." it was a small paperback book, with questions like "can we get into the back seat?" "do your parents know about me?" "do you have a curfew?" And I would say to the sushi chef "Do you have a curfew? Do your parents know about us? And can we get into the back seat?" And I would always have a lot of fun with that, but that one particular day, he said "would you like some fresh eel?" and I said "yes I would." so he came back with a fresh eel, a live eel, and then he walked back behind a screen and came back in 10 seconds with a no-longer-alive eel. It was the freshest thing I had ever eaten in my life. It was such a funny moment to see something that was alive that no longer was alive, that was my food, in 30 seconds.

 

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Classic Movie Quotes in Graph Form

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With Oscar season upon us, everyone has serious movie fever. That's why it's the perfect time to reminisce about the greatest quotes in movie history. Whether you've seen the movies or not, we are all pretty much familiar with just about every single quote on the American Film Institute's Top 100 list. To make them a little more interesting, the creative minds over at Flowing Data transformed every one of those quotes into graph form. These are some of our favorites.




You can check out the entire 100 at FlowingData.

 

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Student 'Rickrolls' His Teacher in Essay on Quantum Physics

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Mark this down as the only time you will ever find '80s pop singer Rick Astley and quantum physics mentioned in the same sentence.

Several media outlets have gone as far as hailing physics student Sairam Gudiseva a "genius" after inserting every word of the chorus of Rick Astley's 1987 hit song Never Gonna Give You Up into his essay on quantum physics while maintaining the paper's integrity at the same time. Or in other words, Gudiseva "Rickrolled" his physics teacher.

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According to Wikipedia, Rickrolling is an internet meme that involves a person providing a hyperlink which is seemingly relevant to the topic at hand but really leads to the music video for Astley's hit song. That explains why, out of the hundreds of thousands of songs ever written, Gudiseva chose to use one that is just awful.

Gudiseva posted a picture of his essay on Twitter last week, and it has since been retweeted 34,470 times. It's getting quite a bit more action than this post two days later:
This guy really is a genius. (via The Independent)

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Amsterdam is Paying Alcoholics in Beer to Pick Up Litter

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So, what can't you do in Amsterdam?

In a story almost as improbable as one in which Richard Sherman shuts his yapper for five minutes, a primarily government-funded initiative has alcoholics cleaning the streets of Amsterdam in return for a few cans of suds.

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According to BBC News, 20 addicts have already taken part in the program. In exchange for free beer, cigarettes, hot food, and some pocket change, alcoholics spend six hours a day picking up trash. And while they are unable to consume brewskies on the job, those six hours are broken up by extended beer breaks.

The project has not only been praised by the public and local businesses, but it has also given many of the alcoholics a perceived purpose for the first time in years, with one participant acknowledging, "They used to treat us like garbage - and now we are picking up their garbage. We are not garbage anymore."

The group's organizers say the brand of beer offered in exchange for cleaning the streets differs based on which brewery offers the lowest price, so we'll assume Schlitz is on tap most of the time.

via (BBC News)

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OfficeMax Sends Mail to Man Reminding Him His Daughter Died in a Car Crash

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We'll assume Staples will have at least one new customer this week.

A 46-year-old Illinois man received what should have been just an ordinary piece of junk mail from OfficeMax last week. But it probably wasn't the sweet deals on Inkjet printers that caught Mike Seay's attention as much as who was listed as the letter's recipient:

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Sadly, Seay's 17-year-old daughter Ashley really was killed in a car accident last year.

OfficeMax issued an apology through a statement but didn't accept responsibility, instead claiming the incident was "a result of a mailing list rented through a third-party provider." The office supplies chain has yet to offer a personal apology, and attempts by Seay to resolve the matter through a call center manager and a spokeswoman were both shot down because neither believed his story.

While Seay is unemployed, he is not interested in a monetary settlement from OfficeMax but does want an apology from the company's CEO. And we think he speaks for all of us when he says he wants to know how OfficeMax got that information and exactly how in the hell something like that ends up on an address label.

(via Los Angeles Times)

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Researchers Say Pubic Hair Grooming Injuries Are on the Rise

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That extra inch is proving to be extra painful.

Whether it's been a while since you've seen it or it's just plain been a while, everybody has their own very personal reasons for grooming their pubic hair. But a recent study has given all manscapers and bushwhackers a reason to be extra careful the next time they ready their razors.

Pubic hair grooming injuries have quintupled since 2002.

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A team of doctors released their findings in the journal Urology, after analyzing 11,704 emergency room injuries related to trimming the ol' short and curlies. Of those incidents, 56.7% involved women, 83% involved a shaving razor, and 36.6% involved some kind of laceration. The most common site of injury was the "external female genitalia," where 36% of the drama went down. However, men were more likely to be the injured party past the age of 29.

While the average age of the injured lawn mower was just under 31 years old, we couldn't help but notice that just less than ten percent of the injured trimmers were over the age of 65, a stat in which the accompanying mental image has scarred us more than seeing Jonah Hill yank on his pork sword in "The Wolf of Wall Street."

(via New Republic)

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Former Wisconsin Medical Examiner Took Corpse Bones Home to Her Dog

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Here's a story that will make cremation seem like a pretty solid end game.

A 46-year-old ex-medical examiner in Wisconsin has pleaded guilty to two felony counts of misconduct in public office after taking part of a dead man's spine home to her dog. Upon searching her home, police also found brain and liver tissue along with a piece of bone in a bag in her garage.
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According to the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel, Traci England told her coworkers she planned on using the bone to train her cadaver dog and remarked how lucky she was to get that particular section of spine because it was so hard to come by.

Yeah, because it belonged to a human.

We think England probably would have gotten away with it if she wouldn't have broken the first rule of "Taking Human Bones Home to Your Dog" Club, and of course that rule is: You don't talk about "Taking Human Bones Home to Your Dog" Club.

(via Milwaukee Journal Sentinel)

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Modell's Loses $500,000 on Patriots AFC Championship Gear

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Finally, a bigger waste of money than the fifteen bucks we dropped on "After Earth."

One of the nation's largest sporting goods retailers spent $500,000 printing hats, shirts, novelties and pennants that displayed this year's AFC champions: the New England Patriots. Of course, that's not the case after the 26patriots afc championship gear at modell's-16 ass-pounding the Pats received at the hands of the Denver Broncos on Sunday.

According to Modell's Sporting Goods CEO Mitch Modell, none of the merchandise will be sold to the American public since the Patriots failed to reach Super Bowl 48:

"We took a tremendous risk, but you know what? People expect us to have the merchandise. We printed up everything - you name it - for men, women and kids."

All of the worthless Patriots gear will instead be donated to third world countries, meaning that some kid in Liberia might be getting a New England Patriots AFC Championship T-shirt to match the one he got last year.

(via Boston Herald)

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