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This Photoshop Transformation Will Shock and Appall You

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We've all seen photos that highlight the before-and-after Photoshop differences of models and celebrities for ads and magazine covers, and it can be unsettling. This, however, is the most disturbing transformation we've seen. Watch as this video goes backwards from an image of a hot Photoshopped model to the original shot, and make sure you watch to the end. It's very alarming. Can't we all just be happy with natural beauty?

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14 Reasons Why Phil Jackson Will Never Win a Title With the Knicks

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New York Knicks fans are brimming with excitement at the news that Phil Jackson will be taking over their front office operations by the end of the week. One problem: It's 2014 and Michael Jordan and Scottie Pippen in their primes are not coming with the Zen Master. (Neither are Shaq or Kobe.) In fact, this current Knicks team is a far cry from the multiple dynasties Phil headed up earlier in his career. With that in mind, we thought we'd lay out 14 totally legitimate reasons why Phil Jackson will never win a title with the Knicks.

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This Is Both the Meanest and Funniest Thing You Could Do to Your Cat

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We all know the ol' trick of dangling a carrot on a stick in front of a mule to get it to walk, but did you know that it works on your cat too? While the owner of this cat is a total ass, you can't help but laugh every single time the little feline gets so close to the food only to have it suddenly move away from him. I think there's a message to be learned from this cat though: Never give up, kids!

 

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By George, We Think She's Got It: An Interview With Estelle George

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Estelle George is a sexy young model from Australia, but modeling is not her day job. After we featured her on Mandatory a couple months ago, Estelle contacted us on Instagram of all places, and we were able to get in touch for an interview. It turns out that the lovely Ms. George is actually a full-time real estate agent, and only models part-time or on the weekends. Talk about making the most of her opportunities. Scroll down to learn more about the blonde beauty and see more stunning photos. Also, check out her site estellegeorge.com.

What are some of your favorite hobbies?
I have been dancing since I was 10 and have done a variety of different dance styles. Lately I've been doing burlesque, but my specialty had always been jazz/funk. I also worked at Marquee Sydney as a podium dancer where we freestyle, which was really fun. And, as you pointed out in your previous feature, I was a Sydney Roosters cheerleader for many years, too!

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Who are the most important people in your life?
My family and closest friends. I'm very close with my family and couldn't imagine them not being a part of my daily life. There are a few select friends who mean a lot to me, as well, and I consider just as important.

Do you enjoy sports? Do you have a favorite sports team?
While I do not play a sport I absolutely love rugby league! It has been a part of my life since I was really young and used to go to games with my dad. I am a huge Sydney Roosters supporter and go to every game at our home stadium and try to make a lot of away games, as well.

What is your guiltiest pleasure?
Chocolate! I honestly don't think I could live without it. All in moderation though, of course.

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How did your modeling career begin?
I got into modeling when I was 18 just doing small shoots here and there and over the past two years it's blown up dramatically. I have two Zoo Weekly Australia covers under my belt and am only 20 years old, so plenty more to come!

What are three things you can't live without?
Chocolate, the beach and rugby league!

What are your goals for the rest of 2014?
My main goal for 2014 is to grace the cover of an international magazine.

Are you single or in a relationship? What qualities do you look for in a guy?
In a relationship, and important qualities would be that he needs to be caring, down to earth, and able to make me laugh.

If you have a terrible first date story, those are always fun to hear about.
I am lucky enough to never have had a bad first date!

You are obviously very attractive. Do you ever get compared to any other famous models or actresses?
Yes, I am often compared to Jessica Simpson and young Pamela Anderson, which is a huge compliment to me!

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Sydney Roosters photo courtesy of MJB Images. All other photos via Zoo Weekly Australia.

 

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Somebody Is Finally Offering Penis Insurance

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Aundz penis insuranceccording to a spokeswoman at UNDZ, an underwear company based in Montreal, 16,000 men injure their pork swords or accidentally become separated from them each year.

That's why they are now offering $50,000 penis insurance policies to customers who purchase at least three pairs of UNDZ underwear from their company website.


UNDZ founder Bernard Dore said it was "absurd" a man could get insurance for things like cars, houses, and animals but not his wanker, so he decided to make it possible for men to back their "most important asset" with a Lloyd's of London insurance policy that will be paid out if a guy's love stick becomes detached from his body.

But before you go searching for Lorena Bobbitt's Match.com profile, there are a few stipulations. For starters, if she whacks that tallywacker off your body with a machete or butter knife, you don't collect. And before you decide to go all Amanda Lepore on us, you should know that won't net your fifty grand either.

According to an UNDZ official, Anderson Cooper, Conan O'Brien, Justin Bieber, and Emeril Lagasse have all had their hogs insured. If they're looking to make an even bigger statement, they might want to try securing Peter North next.

(via Huffington Post)

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Florida Man Allegedly Solicits Prostitute While His Son is in the Back Seat

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Ah, yes. It wouldn't be a complete week without somebody in Florida doing something so bat shit crazy that it becomes national news.

Daytona Beach Police say a married man with his toddler son in the back seat of his car recently solicited a hooker for a beej but was arrested because she was actually an undercover police woman.
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According to police, Patrick Williams said he would "turn around" after the undercover officer said he could bring the kid up to the room she had, and while she went to town on him, the kid could watch cartoons.

But Williams says he didn't solicit the woman for anything, telling WESH he was part of a police sting. Williams says he just stopped to pray for what he thought was a "crazy crackhead" before driving off.

But the craziest part of a story involving praying for crackheads and soliciting hookers while your kid is in the back seat of your car, is that we can't tell how old this kid is because nobody involved in the story on WESH seems to know. The police chief says the kid is a 4-year-old, the kid's father says he's a 3-year-old, and WESH says he's a 2-year-old.

Seriously, we're about as confused as a guy who stopped to pray for a crackhead who turned out to be an undercover police officer posing as a hooker.

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Pornostagram is Just Like Instragram Except With Nudie Pics

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Let's be honest, fellas. What good is Instagram if you can't show the world your purple-headed yogurt slinger? Am I right?

Well, at least one guy thought so.
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According to UPI, a French man (of course) has created Pornostagram, an Internet app that allows users to share naked pictures of themselves with their followers.

CEO and founder Quentin Lechemia said he created Pornostagram since so many people were searching for sex on the web:

30 percent of the searches on the Internet are related to sex and we should be able to share our sex pictures as well, as we should a picture of a pizza.

Lechemia said he got the idea to start the "social" network after sending dick pics to his girlfriend and feeling a bit ashamed. He hoped that by applying filters on Pornostagram, normal people could post flesh photos of themselves and the shame would go away.

And while he said that Pornostagram is "not the porn industry," Lechemia did mention that some of the popular hashtags include "amateur," "boobs," and "gay."

Sounds like porn to us, buddy.

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7 Pointless Facts That Will Help You Start Arguments The Next Time You Go To The Bar

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I don't know why you need to know these things, but it'll certainly make for interesting conversation the next time you run out of topics to talk about with your friends at your local watering hole.

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You Can Tell These Two Clumsy Kids Are Related

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This is one of those videos where the build up is worth the wait. You don't need to do a DNA test to know if these two little kids are related. The evidence is in this video.

 

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Model Sues Playboy For Hitting Her In Butt During "Golf Tee In Butt" Stunt

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liz dickson model playboy golf tee in assSomewhere there is a long list of things you shouldn't put in your ass. And after what took place at a Playboy golf tournament almost two years ago, it's time to add golf tee if it's not already on it.

Liz Dickson, a woman who numerous media outlets are generously referring to as a "model," has filed a lawsuit against Playboy Enterprises and Playboy Morning Show co-host Kevin Klein after a stunt involving her putting a golf ball on a golf tee she was holding between her ass cheeks backfired when Klein swung and hit nothing but ass.


According to Deadspin, the incident took place at the Playboy Golf Finals on March 30, 2012 when Dickson "agreed to take a photo of her lying on her stomach with her buttocks partially exposed" so Klein could hit a golf ball from said buttocks.

But after Klein swung and hit nothing but her rump, the lawsuit states Dickson suffered "pain, suffering, worrying and anxiety as a result of her injuries." She is suing for $500,000 plus punitive damages.

We'll have to assume Dickson has a breathtaking heinie if she's seeking over $500,000.

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