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Artist Builds Creepy Realistic Face and Head Over Skull-Shaped Liquor Bottle

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Crystal Head Vodka is the bottle that stands out amongst all of the others when you're at the liquor store. The Dan Aykroyd-owned vodka comes in a really cool bottle in the shape of a skull, which gave forensic artist, Nigel Cockerton an idea. Use the skull-shaped bottle as his base, Cockerton transformed the bottle into an almost too realistic human head. In case you've never seen it before, here's a photo of the bottle before Cockerton got to it:



And now let's take a look at the process as Cockerton mad-scientists the hell out of this thing:











 

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New iPhone App 'Cloak' Allows You to Dodge Friends

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The future is here. Unfortunately, it's also a bit on the unfriendly side.
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There have been many apps dubbed the "antisocial network" in the past, but his one truly aspires to the title. According to UPI, a new iPhone application by the name of Cloak is being developed by programmer Brian Moore and former Buzzfeed creative director Chris Baker as a means to effectively dodge your friends, exes, and essentially anyone in your network you might not want to bump into on the street at any certain time. It uses check-in data from your contacts on Foursquare and Instagram in order to pinpoint exactly where they are at all times; the idea being that you can then avoid them if you so choose.

As it is a fairly new app and still in the experimental phase, there are a few hiccups. Namely, Facebook and Twitter are not yet programmed in, so a large chunk of location data is not yet available. Also, since most Twitter users disable location data on their phones, it may never be a part of the service.

Of course, there is one major flaw in deeming Cloak the "antisocial network," and that is the fact that you would need Foursquare and Instagram accounts to use it, meaning you are very much on the grid. As mentioned, it's still not a full-proof system, but intriguing to loners everywhere nonetheless.

Maybe these guys should look into Cloak: Television's Greatest Loners

 

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Guy Edits Footage of Friends To Make It Look Like They're In Love

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Playing a little Drake over any video can make things romantic, apparently. Film student, Mekki Lepper ask a couple of his pals to join him in the city to shoot footage of the two hanging out and goofing off. He then slowed down the footage to make it seem like they were in love. He also added a little bit of Drake's "Hold On We're Going Home" to really set the mood. According to Lepper, they're both straight and asked him not to post the video. We're so glad he didn't listen to them.

 

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Supposed Meth Dealer Flashes Bus Passengers for $5, Threatens to Stab Them

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Now, to anyone who has ever taken public transportation before, that headline may sound like par for the course, but there is always more to the story.
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According to KOMOnews.com, a Seattle woman drinking Jack Daniels straight from the bottle and claiming to "sell meth and shit" caused quite the disturbance on a Metro bus around 1:45 A.M. on Monday. The police report stated that after the suspect attempted to share her alcohol with three passengers, a fellow female passenger angered her.

Reports get a little fuzzy on the details at this point, but after said fellow female passenger either shot the suspect a dirty look or perhaps even told her she was acting like a skank, the suspect told her, "I'm going to get off the bus at your stop, and I'm going to beat your ass." At this point, the female passenger marched to the front of the bus to report what was going on to the driver.

With the female passenger now temporarily out of the picture, the suspect decided now was the time to flash her breasts at one of the male passengers on board, and demand he pay her five dollars. After he refused, she threatened to stab him with a small folding knife she had on her.

At this point, the male passenger also went to the front of the bus to report the incident. A 911 call was placed, and the suspect was asked to describe herself to the dispatcher, which the driver later described as "surreal." The suspect was eventually taken into custody at the King County Jail for investigation of robbery.

Perhaps the suspect and Michelle Rodriguez should hang out: Michelle Rodriguez Gets Drunk and Sloppy at a Knicks Game

 

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Sellotape Selfie Is the Latest Dumb Internet Craze to Make Us Laugh

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Remember this scene in "Liar Liar" when Jim Carrey goes to town on his face with some Scotch tape? Well, so does the Internet, apparently. The latest ridiculously stupid, yet somehow hilarious selfie craze to hit the Internet involves people wrapping their faces in tape until they look like Sloth from "The Goonies." The Facebook page Sellotape Selfie has amassed over 130,000 as people all over Facebook have been taking the selfies and then nominating friends to do the same. Here are just a few of the results:

 

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Movies With Japanese Titles Translated Back Into English Are Hilarious

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When a movie makes its way to another country, it usually undergoes a name change to better suit the language and culture. If you then translate those new titles back into English, the changes range from minor to "Is this the same movie?". These are some of the best.

Being John Malkovich:


Army of Darkness:


Miss Congeniality:


Despicable Me:


Evil Dead 2:


Final Destination 3:


Frozen:


Groundhog Day:


Jersey Girl:


The Men Who Stare at Goats:


Ratatouille:


The Shawshank Redemption:


The Bucket List:


The Butler:


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Former Math Teacher Allegedly Had Sex With Her Student at a Waffle House

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Most Waffle House menus have the usual All-Star Breakfast Special or Steak and Eggs Combo to satisfy your hunger. If you're feeling adventurous, you could even try a cup of Waffle House chili and see where that takes you.
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But a former Georgia high school teacher is in deep shit after adding a hump sesh with a student at the popular Southern restaurant chain to the menu.

According to the Atlanta Journal-Constitution, former math teacher Lori Quigley was hit with three felony sexual assault charges after having a threesome with two students in her classroom and then letting one of them plow her at a Waffle House.

Local authorities aren't buying her methods of teaching arithmetic and fear that she may have divided her legs for her students on several other occasions. We don't think her husband is a fan of her teaching model, either.

Quigley posted the $50,000 bail last week, but she isn't allowed to leave the state of Georgia until everything is resolved, and that sounds like it could add up to being the worst summer ever.

We're pretty sure this guy won't be taking over her class for the meantime: Substitute Teacher Caught Masturbating on the Job

 

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Florida Man Starts Bar Fire and Punches Old Man After Downing Ten Jager Shots

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After being talked into taking two consecutive shots of Jager on my 22nd birthday, I ran outside and vomited on the wall of the proprietor's building.
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Jason Buchanon would probably be ecstatic if that was the story he had to tell his coworkers this morning. Unfortunately, he is probably still in a Florida jail cell.

According to WNDB, Buchanon walked into a South Daytona sports bar Friday afternoon and ordered "ten shots of Jagermeister at the bar and drank them all on his own, one right after another."

As you might expect would happen after a man downed ten consecutive Jager shots, chaos ensued.

Police said Buchanon's next move was to the bathroom. But instead of barfing his brains out, the 33-year-old man set the trash can on fire. He then tried to leave the pub without paying for his $80 worth of fun but was stopped by a regular customer who was at least 70-years-old.

But that was just temporary, as Buchanon punched that man as well as another man who came to his aid. Police finally caught up with him in a Wells Fargo parking lot next door and slapped him with six counts of everything from battery on an elderly person to defrauding an innkeeper.

Really, the only part of the story that makes sense is the fact that the regular customer doing some day-drinking was over the age of 70.

If ten shots of Jager leads to that, then we'll assume this is what happens when you hit 15: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out and Masturbates

 

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Watch as This Guy Tries to Drink a Gallon of Tabasco Sauce

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A guy on YouTube who calls himself the L.A. Beast has been known to at least try consuming everything from 150 McDonald's Chicken McNuggets to a cactus, so it's safe to say that his colon isn't his biggest fan.

But attempting to guzzle an entire gallon of Tabasco sauce last month might have been his craziest stunt yet, and it's being covered by media outlets like Time and Huffington Post. So, what the hell? Let's see if this guy dies (WARNING - intense vomiting alert):



The most troubling part of the phrase, "I'm never drinking a gallon of Tabasco sauce again," has to be the word again.

We wouldn't expect anything less from a Raiders fan, but we're beyond shocked that he didn't break the bottle of Tabasco sauce over the table and try to stab someone with it.

Here's another guy who probably spent most of his afternoon on the crapper: Guy Eats Four Giant Chipotle Burritos in Three Minutes

 

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Little Kid's Knowledge Of Bad Words Is Limited To One Particular Area

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Here we have a couple nominees for Parents of the Year recording their young child saying every bad word he knows so they can hopefully exploit him on the internet. Well, it worked because this video is hilarious. There is nothing better than a young, innocent child cursing. Although, this particular child seems to be stuck on one word and one area of the body in particular. He does save the best for last, however.

 

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