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Topless Florida Woman Destroys McDonald's, Stops to Eat Ice Cream

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Florida. You never ever fail to entertain.

Thanks once again to security footage, we are able to witness something you have to see to believe. A woman in only her underwear went on an absolute rampage at a McDonald's in St. Petersburg, Florida. She begins her frenzy on the customer side of the counter, destroying everything she can get her hands on, including the registers. She then makes her way to the employee side where the real fun happens. In the middle of her rampage, she decides to guzzle ice cream straight from the machine like we've all dreamed of doing. That's funny enough as is, but she ends her tirade by making herself an ice cream cone and then walking out of frame calmly.

The entire video is narrated by an employee who is watching the footage on one of the security monitors. We're really looking forward to how Florida is going to top this.

 

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Belle Knox Hosting New Porn Reality Series 'The Sex Factor'

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Reality TV is pretty trashy to begin with, so jumping into the porn game seems like a natural next step in the genre's evolution. "The Sex Factor' is coming (pun totally intended) this May and it will pit 16 contestants - 8 male, 8 female - against each other for a $1 million dollar prize. Hosting this classy affair is infamous Duke University porn starlet Belle Knox.

Knox will be joined by a panel of established "actors" and "actresses" like Tori Black, Lexi Belle, Remy LaCroix and Keiran Lee (pictured above). The panel will be judging the contestants on God knows what, before the show's audience gets to vote on who advances to the next round to do, well, God knows what again. (Probably in the butt this time). Voters will even get to decide porn names for each contestant.

The winner will be declared at the AVN Awards in June and is supposed to gain "porn stardom." (The show's words, not ours.)

Via Gawker

 

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Flowchart: Should You Touch My Phone?

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For many people, our phones are an extension of ourselves. Think of them like genitalia, especially when wrestling with the question of whether or not you should touch it.

 

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Video of Student-Teacher Classroom Brawl Leads to Arrests

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When a fight broke out last week in a classroom at Santa Monica High School, of course someone shot a video of it on their cell phone. This was not a common scuffle between a couple of jealous teens over a girl, though, but rather a brawl between longtime teacher and wrestling coach Mark Black and a student who was allegedly using drugs.

Initially, this fight led to the suspension of Black and some choice words from the school's superintendent about his behavior. However, over the weekend more information came to light, and support for the teacher has been flooding in from students and their families who believe Black's takedown of the student was necessary to keep other students from harm.

We'll obviously need more context regarding this video, but we do know that two students have now been arrested in connection with this classroom brawl and may face battery charges (latimes.com).

 

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Here Is the New Front-Runner for News Fail of the Month

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Even if you don't understand what this woman is saying, physical comedy is universal, so we can all appreciate what takes place here. It could be totally fake, but my heart so badly wants to believe that it's not. Either way, if all news reports and interviews went like this, I'd watch the news a little more regularly.

 

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Daredevils Post New Video That Will Make You Experience Vertigo

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Mustang Wanted is a group of daredevils who are known on the Internet for climbing on and hanging off incredibly tall buildings and structures without any safety devices whatsoever. They gained notoriety when they posted a video a while back performing a series of insane stunts. Well, it was only a matter of time before they did it again. They are back and seem to be stepping it up in this new video that will make your stomach jump into your throat without you even having to leave your desk.

Also, you would think it was a given, but we have to reiterate the warning of Mustang Wanted. You should absolutely not try any of the stunts you see in this video. Even if you believe you can do it, they are professionals and you are not. In other words, don't be an idiot.

 

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Shenae Gillespie Tells All Her Dirty Secrets to Zoo Weekly

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Australian model Shenae Gillespie might only be a 21-year-old and a bit new to some, but make no mistake; this girl's got it all. And if you don't believe us, listen to her spill her sexy guts while she models off her perfect pretty package for Zoo Weekly. Don't be surprised if this video spreads like wild fire across computer screens. And Shenae's boobs are apparently very soft and natural...feeling, even though they're not natural. But any girl this hot with that many sex toys and fantasies has got to be a keeper. Now show all your friends so it looks like you found Shenae first. Hurry!

 

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Nursing Home Being Sued for Hiring Male Strippers

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The son of an 85-year-old woman who lives in a Long Island nursing home has filed suit against the joint after he found a picture of his mother stuffing a George Washington down the front of a male stripper's briefs.

According to the New York Post, the suit claims Bernice Youngblood was "placed in apprehension of imminent, offensive, physical harm, as she was confused and bewildered as to why a muscular, almost nude man, was approaching her and placnursing home male strippersing his body and limbs over [her]."

But from the look of the picture obtained by the Post, it looks like Youngblood was looking, liking and knew exactly what to do with the dollars she probably won the hour before in a game of cribbage.

However, the poor old woman in the wheelchair who has a pillow protecting her holy parts? Yeah, she can't wait for nap time.

The suit also complained that Youngblood had "lived 85 years as a traditional Baptist, hard-working lady. And now she has been defiled."

Now the world will wait and see if New York's court system also considers willingly putting your hand down a man's pants as "being defiled."

Hey, with or without makeup, these strippers can shake their asses in my face when I'm 85: Strippers Before and After Makeup is Like Real Life Photoshopping

 

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Woman Arrested After Calling Police About Her Bad Pot

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A Texas woman was so upset about the quality of the marijuana she paid 40 bucks for that she called the local police department to complain about it.

But if you're in a state of mind where you think calling the cops to complain about pot is OK, then we'll have to argue that you probably just smoked some pretty good shit.
texas woman arrested after calling cops about bad marijuana
According to UPI, Evelyn Hamilton called the Lufkin Police Department last week to complain about a bad batch of weed that her dealer would not refund, saying that she only got a bag of "seeds and residue."

When police arrived on the scene, they asked her if she still had the bad weed on her, and she naturally pulled it out of her bra. She was then arrested, charged with possession of drug paraphernalia and released from a local prison after posting $500 bond.

If you think about it, that's a shame she had to pay that much to get out of jail because for that same amount of cash, Hamilton could have scored another 12 to 13 bags of shitty pot.

Hamilton has a long way to go before she makes this list: The Hottest Celebrity Pot Smokers

 

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15 Creative Instagram Accounts That You'll Enjoy Following

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The Mandatory Instagram account (@mandatorydotcom) is used primarily to post funny photos you may have missed and hot models you don't want to miss. And we're just fine with that. Fortunately, there are a bunch of artists and creative pioneers of the social media outlet that go above and beyond posting cell phone pics and adding a filter, and actually make Instagram magic that is truly special. Here are 15 very creative Instagram accounts that you should follow ... after you follow us, of course.

andrewknapp - A man and his dog Momo, who is often hidden. Started the #FindMomo hashtag.

find momo instagram, creative instagrams
junantoherdiawan - Meet the flying man from Indonesia.

flying traveler instagram, creative instagrams
muradosmann - This guy will show you the world, constantly led around by his gorgeous model girlfriend.

follow me instagram, creative instagrams
idafrosk - She'll make art with her food and eat it, too.

food art instagram, creative instagrams
redhongyi - She paints, but not with a paintbrush. She is also pretty creative with food.

painting not with a paintbrush instagram, creative instagrams
alexmdc - This man is in the Instagram Art Hall of Fame, known for mixing drawings with real photos. He did this for the entire alphabet. G (in sign language) is for Gorilla.

alex solis instagram, creative instagrams
thiswildidea - A man, traveling the world with his dog and his friends, taking photos that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside.

theron and maddie instagram, creative instagrams
brahmino - Magical, scenic photographs that he calls "visual storytelling."

visual storytelling instagram, creative instagrams
nickgentryart - Send this London artist your obsolete materials (like floppy disks), and watch the art unfold.

obsolete materials instagram, creative instagrams
payphones - Remember payphones? Well, they're still out there and this guy's #payphoneography may end up in The Smithsonian someday.

payphones instagram, creative instagrams
bigmanjapan - #PuddleArt and other fancy reflections.

puddle art instagram, creative instagrams
darrylljones - This guy has cool toys, and they want him to take pictures of them. So he does.

toys in real life instagram, creative instagrams
brockdavis - This artist is a creative mix of all of the above.

brock davis instagram, creative instagrams
mrpimpgoodgame - And this artist is like none of the above. Benny Winfield, Jr. is his name, and he is the self-proclaimed leader of the selfie movement.

mr pimp good game instagram, creative instagrams
rachelryle - Finally, an illustrator and animator whose Instagram videos are so addicting that you probably shouldn't even click on her page if you want to get any work done today.

 

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Somehow the Driver of This Car Survived This Head-on Collision With a Truck

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This is the most terrifying dash cam footage you will ever see. The driver of this car, Dr. Guan Zhu, had a dashboard camera running when a concrete truck ran a red light, flipped on its side and barreled directly toward him. Miraculously, neither driver was seriously injured in this collision. You can watch towards the end of the video to see the full buildup to the collision. Good luck ever peacefully sitting at a red light again.

H/t Jalopnik

 

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'Inside Amy Schumer' Is Back! Clingy, Fragile Men Are Not Safe

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"Inside Amy Schumer" has returned for its second season, and with episode 2 airing last night, it's safe to say Amy is back and on top of her game. No one is safe and no topic is off-limits for the sketch comedy show, and in this exclusive sneak peek at next week's episode, you'll see the pathetic sad sacks known as "hello m'lady" guys get taken to task.

New episodes of "Inside Amy Schumer" air Tuesdays at 10:30/9:30C on Comedy Central.

 

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