'Fire Tornado' Is Literally the Hottest Pic on the Web Right Now

May 8, 2014, 6:43 am

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Well, except for the hundreds of thousands of photos featuring sexy college coeds going at it, of course.

According to KMBC, a woman near Chillicothe, Missouri, posted a spectacular image of a fire tornado on her Instagram page, and the online community can't seem to get enough of it.


Janae Copelin, known better as "nicejalapeno" on Instagram, said she was out bumming around last Saturday with her daughter and a friend when they happened upon a burning field. Due to her "love of Instagram," she decided to stop and snap a photo, and son of a bee sting, it was right at that time that the winds picked up and whipped the flames into a funnel.

Copelin also said the sound and heat were so intense that it was "a bit scary not knowing if it would stay put."

Everybody from CBS to the Washington Post has picked up the story, as people can't seem to get enough of the phenomenon. Well, except for the guy in this picture, as it seems as though he doesn't give a shit about the tornado or the fact that his entire field is on fire, for that matter.

If a fire tornado has your panties in a bunch, wait until you see this: 10 Fascinating Environmental Phenomena From Around the World

 

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A History of the Wild and Crazy Antics of NFL Wide Receivers

May 8, 2014, 6:50 am

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With the 2014 NFL Draft beginning tonight, there comes the hope for all 32 teams of drafting the next superstar of the league. Often, sights are set on young stud wide receivers who have the potential to come into a game and be instant playmakers, making big catches and scoring a lot of touchdowns. Many WRs do just that, but there is also a tendency for them to grab headlines for off-the-field activities (usually illegal) or antics that can be detrimental to their teams. From tweeting to fighting to the occasional murder, here is a helpful timeline of NFL wide receiver insanity.

 

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Poor Cat Runs Headfirst Into Glass Door of French Bakery

May 8, 2014, 8:07 am

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The footage above is from a French TV show titled "The Best Bakery in France." Pay close attention to the bottom of the video. If you hear a loud thud, you've already missed it and must go back and watch again. The poor kitty probably thinks that bakery is the WORST in France.

 

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Brit Marling is a Hot Hollywood Hyphenate Talent

May 8, 2014, 1:13 pm

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These People Have No Idea What the Hell They're Doing in the Kitchen

May 9, 2014, 12:12 am

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Cooking can be very challenging. That's why you should never head into the kitchen unless you have a clear-cut plan and you know exactly what you are doing. These people had neither of those things. The result is these kitchen disaster photos.


















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High School Student Arrested for Sending Poop to Vice Principal

May 9, 2014, 12:28 am

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Just imagine if the kid would have put that much effort into his homework.

According to the Daily Times, a senior at Stephen Decatur High School in Berlin, Maryland, was arrested after sending three packages of fecal matter from cows and dogs to Vice Principal Mark Flynn recently.

The student was charged with three counts of disturbing activities at school as well as three counts of molesting a school administrator, which in 2014, is a very misleading charge. However, he will only have to serve a 10-day suspension at school, as that is the maximum amount of time a student can be punished.

After receiving the first box of shit, Flynn notified a school security officer, who in turn notified the Worcester County Sheriff's Office, who in turn notified the post office. Or in other words, the whole town knew to be on the look out for a box of poop except the kid who was about to send two more.

When he did, a post office employee wrote down his license plate, and he was arrested soon after at a local McDonald's, which means this kid's whole life apparently revolves around crap.

Hey, the more you know: Study Reveals Dogs Align Themselves With Earth's Magnetic Field Before Taking a Dump

 

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May 9, 2014, 1:45 am

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May 9, 2014, 1:50 am

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There Was a Snake in Portland's Locker Room Last Night

May 9, 2014, 2:01 am

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Neville Flynn and Portland Trail Blazers forward Thomas Robinson have had enough with these motherf**king snakes in this motherf**king locker room. And no, we're not talking about LaMarcus Aldridge's man meat.

According to the guys at Deadspin, Robinson reached for a bag in his locker before last night's game in San Antonio but instead found a three- to four-foot-long snake chilling out in the back of it.

The snake apparently didn't scare the panties off of every Trail Blazers player, as guard Mo Williams snapped those pictures and threw them up on Instagram. While the team initially thought it was a baby rattlesnake, officials at the AT&T Center later determined it was non-venomous.

There were no reports of any injuries to the Portland players, and the snake was "removed."

What took place on the basketball court shortly after was quite a bit more disturbing, as the Trail Blazers got their asses handed to them, losing by 17 points to the Spurs and in the process, falling into an 0-2 hole in their best-of-seven series.

We're pretty sure the players would rather see a snake in their locker room than Donald Sterling: Donald Sterling is Also Banned From the Bunny Ranch

 

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Florida Woman Has Neighbor's House Bulldozed

May 9, 2014, 2:38 am

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The new Seth Rogen movie "Neighbors" hit theaters today, and it looks pretty hysterical. But apparently, destructive neighbor feuds aren't just reserved for Hollywood.

According to the Florida Times-Union, a 62-year-old woman in St. Johns County recently had her neighbor's trailer home bulldozed because she "considered it a favor to the neighborhood."

Ana Maria Moreta Folch has too many names and was arrested for third-degree felony criminal mischief after telling a heavy equipment operator that the trailer was hers, saying she had a key to prove it. Once she got to the cop shop, she told police she did it because her neighbors were "unsavory" and she thought they were responsible for breaking into her vehicle.

Her neighbor, Maria Gottfried, told police that she and Folch never had any disputes, but she was unaware how Folch got her hands on a key.

It's also a mystery as to why Folch would go through with something like this. I mean, according to her mugshot, she doesn't look like a complete psychopath.

Even if she bulldozed my precious Florida trailer home, I would still rather have her as my neighbor than this clown: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors

 

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17 Sand Sculptures That Will Tickle Your Funny Bone

May 9, 2014, 2:50 am

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Believe it or not, we are just weeks away from summer. That means soon enough, you'll be at your nearest beach, catching rays, getting wet and, of course, building sandcastles. But these days, unless you are able to sculpt a model of the Roman Colosseum, nobody is going to care about your sand art. So instead, use your creativity, wittiness and dirty mind to craft sand sculptures that will really stand out. Here is some inspiration.

 

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20 People (And Animals) Who Juuuuuust Missed

May 9, 2014, 4:50 am

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

May 9, 2014, 6:15 am

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Daredevils in Wingsuits Rope Swing Off Hot Air Balloon

May 9, 2014, 6:40 am

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If you've ever wanted to make your stomach turn without leaving the comfort of your home, then all you have to do is watch this video. This group of whackjobs decide to get all decked out in their wingsuits, go up in a hot air balloon, and then jump and rope swing from it. With the help of a number of cameras, we get to witness what it would feel like to do it without having to risk our lives. If you ask me, watching this is enough of a rush as it is. I don't think I'll be wingsuiting any time soon.

 

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Chantel Zales Busts Out of Her Top

May 9, 2014, 7:07 am

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Rita the Alpaca Does Not Like Being on Camera

May 9, 2014, 7:30 am

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In her defense, this is probably how I'd react if someone put a camera all up in my face and talked to me in that voice.

 

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The Fake Trailer for 'The 40-Year-Old Psychopath' Is Excellent

May 9, 2014, 7:50 am

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Fake trailers are popping up on the ol' Internet more frequently these days, so that means you have to sift through some not-so-great ones (like this) to find the true gems (like this). But let me save you the time and effort and just tell you that this trailer for "The 40-Year-Old Psychopath," which puts a horror movie spin on the comedy classic "The 40-Year-Old Virgin," is definitely in the gem category. That Andy (played by Steve Carell) is a real creep!

 

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Possibly Possessed Woman Freaks Out on Train, Causes Fight

May 9, 2014, 12:59 pm

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Holy yikes. This video (via Global News and Facebook) shows a female passenger of an Edmonton train looking through her purse, and then all of a sudden going through a violent, scary transformation that leads to her attacking a fellow passenger. A small fight then breaks out between the two of them before the train authorities arrive to break it up. Nobody knows what happened to the girl yet, but I have seen enough horror movies to know that I would have ran and gotten the f**k off the train the moment she made that horrifying noise.

What do you think? Was she possessed, or is this a case of someone doing some hard drugs that she couldn't handle?

 

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Former 'That '70s Show' Babe Christina Moore

May 9, 2014, 11:07 am

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Amy Paffrath Has Personality and Prettiness to Spare

May 9, 2014, 12:53 pm

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