The Food Pyramid has been a staple of healthy eating for years, as people rely on it to whip their diets back into shape, especially when they've been enjoying fats, oils and sweets more than sparingly. But since it's Halloween, we've decided to focus only on the sweets, and have created a hierarchy in the Halloween candy universe. We present to you, the official Halloween Candy Pyramid.
God Tier: Reese's Peanut Butter Cups, Kit Kat, Twix, Skittles
Great Tier: Snickers, Peanut M&M's, Sour Patch Kids, Starburst, Nerds, Reese's Pieces, anything gummi
Pretty Good Tier: Twizzlers, Milky Way, Nestle Crunch, Plain M&M's, 100 Grand, Butterfinger, 3 Musketeers, Baby Ruth, Jolly Ranchers, SweeTarts, Life Savers, Gobstoppers, Blow Pops, Hershey's Miniatures, Hershey's Kisses
Decent Tier: Smarties, Fun Dip, gum, Junior Mints, Charleston Chews, Payday, Rolos, plain Hershey bars, gag candy (Fun Fangs, Skull Pops, gummy fingers, candy eyeballs, candy blood), Red Hots, Lemonheads, Atomic Fireballs, AirHeads, Swedish Fish, WarHeads, York Peppermint Patties, Laffy Taffy, Pixie Stix
Crappy Tier: Gold Chocolate Coins, Heath bars, Whoppers, generic hard candy, jelly beans or anything similar (Dots, Mike and Ike, Jujyfruits), Mounds, Almond Joy, York Peppermint Patties, Milk Duds, anything homemade in plastic baggies and possibly poisoned (i.e., popcorn balls, "puppy chow," Rice Krispies treats, peanut brittle), old people candy (Werther's Original, Bit-O-Honey), Tootsie Rolls, Tootsie Pops, Now and Laters, Mentos, Sixlets, Candy Apples, mints
Total Shit Tier: candy corn, apples, raisins, toothpaste and floss, ramen, pencils, packets of soy sauce/ketchup/mustard, napkins, miniature bibles
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Fights can end in the cage in a number of ways - submission, ref stoppage, or even by decision. But what every fighter's really angling for is that sweet, sweet knockout. To deprive your enemy of consciousness and send him sprawling on the mat defeated is the ultimate pleasure in this depraved world. In this article, we'll share ten of the most brutal, overwhelming KOs the cage has ever seen. These are the 10 nastiest MMA knockouts of all time.
Quinton Jackson vs Ricardo Arona, PRIDE, 2004
Before "Rampage" Jackson decided to move into the considerably less demanding world of acting, he made a reputation for himself in Japan as one of the most physically dominating fighters to ever compete. His crowning moment came in 2004 when he was matched up with Ricardo Arona for a shot at Wanderlei Silva. Arona thought he had the match won when he seized Jackson in a triangle choke, only to panic as the hulking Jackson lifted him into the air and brutally slammed him onto the mat with a powerbomb. It knocked Arona out cold and gave Jackson the well-earned win.
B.J. Penn vs Caol Uno, UFC, 2001
One of the UFC's most dominant lightweights, B.J. Penn went from the world of jiu-jitsu to the Octagon with ease. Although he was famed for his grappling skills, he also could get it done with his fists if necessary. Case in point: his victory over Caol Uno at UFC 34 in Las Vegas. The agile Japanese fighter Uno went after Penn with a flying kick, only to be rebuffed by Penn, who then bulled Uno into the fence and started landing disgusting punches right to his face, knocking him out in just 11 seconds. The lightning-quick match made Penn a star and left Uno looking shattered.
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic vs Igor Vovchanchyn, PRIDE, 2003
In his prime, Igor Vovchanchyn was one of MMA's most terrifying forces, ripping through the competition all over the world. Starting in his native Ukraine, he went on to dominate in Russia and Brazil before winding up in Japan's PRIDE outfit. In the early part of the 21st century, his career started to decline, but the moment that really ended it for him was his horrific KO loss to the equally scary Mirko Filipovic. A minute and a half into the fight, Cro Cop delivered one of his trademark roundhouse kicks to Igor's head, dropping him like a sack of potatoes.
Dan Henderson vs Michael Bisping, UFC, 2009
During the filming of "The Ultimate Fighter" season nine, a lot of bad emotions came up between coaches Dan Henderson and Michael Bisping. So naturally, Dana White put the two in the cage at the epic UFC 100 show in Las Vegas. Bisping had a stellar record, having never been knocked out in his entire MMA career, but Henderson proved he had what it took. In the second round, he connected with an absolutely earth-shattering right hook to Bisping's jaw that instantly removed him from the land of the living, and then followed it up with an elbow drop for good measure. Most observers considered it the absolute best KO of all of 2009.
Jose Aldo vs Cub Swanson, WEC, 2009
Very often, nasty knockouts happen early in a fight when the warriors are still feeling each other out. It's easier to sneak in a big move then that will put you down for the count. One of the most impressive early-minute knockouts we've ever seen came at WEC 41, where rising star Jose Aldo was matched up with Cub Swanson in a tournament for the Featherweight title. Just eight seconds into the fight, Aldo launched himself at Swanson with a grotesque double flying knee that sent Cub crumpling to the mat, unable to defend himself against a flurry of punches.
Junior dos Santos vs Fabricio Werdum, UFC, 2008
One of the ingredients to a truly awesome knockout is often the element of surprise. It's only possible to scout a matchup so much, and when newcomer Junior dos Santos stepped into the Octagon in his UFC debut against top Heavyweight contender Fabricio Werdum, nobody thought he had much of a chance. They were wrong, though - just a minute and a half into the match, dos Santos unleashed one of the sickest uppercuts the UFC has ever seen, taking Werdum off his feet and out of consciousness, instantly making him a star.
Vitor Belfort vs Matt Lindland, Affliction, 2009
The Affliction MMA promotion was a short-lived attempt to compete with the UFC, but it did bring us at least one unforgettable knockout when Brazilian striker Vitor Belfort faced off against Matt Lindland in 2009. This was a long-awaited fight that was postponed several times, and all that waiting didn't do wonders for Belfort's temper. Just seconds into the fight, Vitor clocked Lindland with an incredible left to the jaw and followed up with four brutal shots on the ground before the ref pulled him away. The footage of an unconscious Lindland convulsing uncontrollably on the ground is difficult to watch.
Lyoto Machida vs Rashad Evans, UFC, 2009
Going into UFC 98, Rashad Evans was the UFC's golden boy. After winning the second season of "The Ultimate Fighter," he'd become one of the promotion's best fighters, never losing a match on his way to seizing the Light Heavyweight belt from Forrest Griffin. He was originally slated to defend the belt against Quinton "Rampage" Jackson in Las Vegas, but injuries forced Jackson to withdraw and be replaced by Brazilian Lyoto Machida, who was also undefeated. One record would have to be shattered, and it was Evans who took the fall. Machida landed a series of sharp punches in the second round that sent Evans to the mat and to dreamland.
Gary Goodridge vs Paul Herrera, UFC, 1996
The early days of the UFC were kind of anarchy, with no weight divisions leading to some severely unbalanced matches. One of the nastiest was the bout between boxer and martial artist Gary Goodridge and wrestler Paul Herrera at UFC 8. Goodridge outweighed his opponent by more than 80 pounds and it showed. The larger man trapped Herrera in a crucifix hold, immobilizing both of his arms and making it impossible for him to defend his poor face, which Goodridge proceeded to rain elbows down on in a sickening display of brutality. It took six years for the bones in Herrera's face to heal.
Gegard Mousasi vs Ronaldo Souza, DREAM, 2008
Let's close this article with one of the most brutal and unexpected kicks the sport has ever seen. In the finals of the Middleweight Grand Prix in Japanese promotion DREAM, Armenian martial artist Gegard Mousasi was pitted against exceptional Brazilian grappler Ronaldo Souza. Souza had the advantage early on, pinning Mousasi to the mat and immobilizing his limbs, but he made a fatal mistake - he reared up to have more leverage in his blows. At that point, Mousasi struck out with one of his powerful legs, landing a disgusting upkick from the prone position right to Souza's face that dropped him instantly. You wouldn't want to be on the other end of that one.
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Those look like pretty good sex change prices to me.
I'm sure your Red Lobster server thinks about this every day.
You should always give 100%. Except when you're giving blood.
Is that a CD holder in your pants, or are you just happy to see me, Jerry?
Forever Catlone
It's nice to see grandma is keeping it real on Chatroulette.
Meanwhile, in Australia.
Thanks for the tip! (And, no, I don't want to play "just the tip.")
I'd go to that gallery.
One of these doesn't belong. (The "weed" one.)
What's so bad about this? They need to get used to their next home.
Helpful shark is helpful.
Shoe sizes are just a guesstimate.
This is the best dog costume I've ever seen.
I wonder what they sell in there.
Just a little hat tip to Naked Gun and the late, great Leslie Nielsen.
School uniforms of today are a lot more revealing than I remember them.
Someone should sign The Sun to their hip hop label.
Always an awkward moment.
Halloween is a time for creativity, for pushing the envelope and dressing up like something truly hilarious or scary. But some people just don't have the time, so they go down to their local Party City and buy a half-ass costume in a bag. Even funnier is when people don't want to shell out for an actual licensed costume and buy a knock-off instead. Here are ten hilarious examples of awful bootleg Halloween costumes.
Candy Factory Worker
Bootleg of: Oompa Loompas from "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory"
Dressing up as an Oompa Loompa isn't a terribly bad decision, especially if you're short, but this presentation is so embarrassing that it had to make the list. First off, the store selling it can't decide whether to call it a "Candy Factory Worker" or a "Wonky Worker," both of which are awful. Second, the "costume" is just a pair of white coveralls with pieces of plastic in the hips. The shirt isn't even the right color! There's a lot more to celebrating the trauma of greedy kids than just an outfit, people.
Night Time Romeo
Bootleg of: Edward Cullen from "Twilight"
The "Twilight" trend seems to be dying down a bit, which is good, but there are still plenty of people out there who want to embody the eternal (and stupid) romance between Edward Cullen and Bella Swan for themselves. The problem here is that neither of those characters are particularly visually interesting. The vampires in "Twilight" just sprinkle glitter on themselves. That didn't stop some enterprising costume makers from releasing Night Time Romeo, which is essentially just a dumb wig to give you Robert Pattinson hair. If that's the extent of your Halloween costume, maybe you should stay home.
Celebrity Chef
Bootleg of: Guy Fieri
This costume raises so many questions. First and foremost, why would anybody want to be Guy Fieri for Halloween? Sure, he's Food Network's greatest monster, but if your goal is to hit on girls this Halloween, you're not going to be pulling many hotties dressed as a dude who routinely shoves giant slabs of greasy meat into his mouth. And really, this is barely a costume; it's just a ridiculous wig and a scrap of fake fur to glue to your jowls. They could at least package it with a bowling shirt and a Smash Mouth CD.
Eurasian Traveler
Bootleg of: Borat
The thing about Borat is that he really didn't have anything to do with the real Kazakhstan - it was just a convenient country with a consonant-filled name for Sacha Baron Cohen to use as a launchpad for his inappropriate adventures. That's what makes this "Eurasian Traveler" costume so perplexing - it's implying that everybody from that geographical region is a mustache-sporting pervert with a limited grasp of English. It's also a pretty insufferably lazy excuse for a costume - they could at least sell you the full-body Speedo.
Happy Dancers
Bootleg of: Happy Feet
Here's our argument with this one: Kids already love dressing up as animals. They don't need the extra push of dressing up like animals from a movie. And "Happy Feet 2" bombed, anyway, so why bother not just making a cash-in costume, but an entire family of cash-in costumes? That seems like betting everything on a pair of twos and hoping the rest of the table dies of a heart attack. The most hilarious thing about this bootleg is the little picture in the top corner of the dad penguin sliding on his belly across an ice floe. Don't try this at home, Dad. Your kids already hate you.
Eight Is Too Much Wig
Bootleg of: Kate Gosselin
Halloween costume manufacturers have a tricky job. They need to predict what the pop culture trends of the season will be long enough in advance to design a product and have it made for pennies in the most toxic factories China can offer up. Profit margins are low, risk is high, and then every once in awhile some dumb intern suggests something like a Kate Gosselin wig and your whole company goes out of business. The product name - "Eight Is Too Much" is a not-so-subtle jab at the misery of raising a titanic brood, but as a costume, it's pretty low-rent.
Dalmatian Lover
Bootleg of: Cruella De Vil from "101 Dalmatians"
Sure, I can see wanting to dress up as Cruella De Vil for Halloween. She's one of Disney's most iconic villains, and it's possible - if you are a girl - to make it sexy. Don't even try it if you're a guy. But here's the rub: Why would you name your bootleg Cruella costume "Dalmatian Lover"? She doesn't love Dalmatians. She hates them! She wants to actually take their skin off and turn it into clothing. That's not any kind of love we're familiar with. The worst part is that this shoddy costume doesn't even come with the wig, the most important part.
Chang
Bootleg of: Tommy Chong
Here's another totally inexplicable costume idea made even more embarrassing by the presence of "Chico," the Cheech Marin bootleg costume. First off, it's 2012. The days of Cheech & Chong - oh, excuse me, "Chico & Chang" - have long passed us by, and today's kids have new pot-smoking heroes to look up to. To take the time to make an unlicensed cash-in costume is just absurd. The ripoff costume even has one of the duo's most famous quotes, "Dave's not here, man," printed on the pocket. All they did is change a single letter in his last name, for Christ's sake.
Cyber Man or Padre
Bootleg of: "The Matrix"
In a truly stunning display of laziness, these costume manufacturers decided that Neo's costume from "The Matrix" could also double as a classic priest's outfit once people stopped dressing up as Neo from "The Matrix" (approximately 15 minutes after the movie came out). The best thing about it is the title: Challenged to summarize the Wachowski siblings' complex tale of free will and artificial intelligence, they went with "Cyber Man." That sounds like a pervert who sexts with tweens on instant messenger.
British Sleuth
Bootleg of: Sherlock Holmes
Dressing as Sherlock Holmes is actually a pretty relevant idea this Halloween, with the BBC's awesome "Sherlock" (starring Benedict Cumberbatch) becoming a cult hit in America and spawning our own Holmes show, "Elementary." But here's the clue that should solve the mystery of why this costume is so stupid: Sherlock Holmes is in the public domain. That means you don't have to dance around the convention and call your getup "British Sleuth." Nobody is going to go to Party City and say to themselves, "Boy, I really want to be a British sleuth this year." You can just call it a Sherlock Holmes costume and you won't get in any trouble.
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Sorry about the horrible neighborhood you live in, kids who trick-or-treat at the mall.
Go to a costume shop, hang out by the wall of president masks, and ask an associate which one shows up blurriest on a bank surveillance tape.
too old to go trick or treating you say? megan's law you say? 'haircut' isn't a costume you say? can't drive my car up to your door you say?
COSTUME IDEA: get a guy named Calvin to pee on me.
My family is so poor we don't have to decorate for Halloween because several of our corpses are already hanging from trees in our yard.
As legend has it, each October a magical ghost sweeps from town to town, transforming vacant real spaces into Halloween megastores.
Halloween is when normal girls dress like skanks and skanks act like they're wearing a costume.
They should change the name "Halloween" to something scarier like "Someone Posted Something On Your Timeline".
The scariest Halloween stuff in this CVS is the Christmas stuff.
The Crypt Keeper is going as Madonna's arms for Halloween.
this Halloween I'm gonna dress up as a lady comfortable at home with the curtains closed
On The Voice Halloween special, Cee-Lo's chair turns around and snakes and bugs spill out of his fat head.
How many of you are going to be "sexy" aging party girls for Halloween?
Halloween is great because all I have to do is put some pretty props around these grave spots and nobody's the wiser.
If you put craisins in your salad you don't need a costume Halloween because you are a monster.
for halloween this year I'm going as bane except all thin and sickly and my mask is an oxygen mask and I'm confined to a hospital bed
The mother from Honey Boo looks like Ralphie May is going as the kid from Mask for Halloween.
For Halloween this year, I'm going as the parents from Dirty Dancing since I'll already be yelling at everyone for having fun.
You know it's almost Hallowen when CVS is out of razor blades and low on candy.
This Halloween I'm going as a sexy shut-in that sits in the dark eating fun size candy and hears you knocking and doesn't care. Until March.
Tip: both the laziest and most accurate Halloween costume is X-Men's Mystique taking the form of yourself.
Halloween is the only time I can wear a wedding dress without looking desperate.
Half the time when you think you feel a stray hair tickling you really it's ghost trying to see if you're ticklish teehee
The nightmare where you trick or treat at Candy Crowley's house, she answers the door in a negligee and says "Is this what you're after?"
I love decorating my house of Halloween! I've already set out the scary stuff like ghosts, jack-o-laterns, & Sarah Jessica Parker's arms.
this ghost is trying to scare me and i just keep calling him "my boo" i think he is getting angry
Halloween has crept upon us once again, and each year there's a consistent spectrum of costumes. On one end are the trendy and timely well-planned costumes that spare no expense, and on the other are the ones that just flat out can't book it, show a lack of care or go way too far, making creepy look like Sunday school and turning Halloween into a reason for a restraining order. Here's a rundown of 22 big Halloween costume fails to keep you laughing...or cringing.
Indecisive Avenger
"The Avengers" scored high with movie reviewers and even higher in the box office this summer with their first of probably several films together. This guy gets props for creativity, but his indecisiveness to pick just one or find three others crazy enough to join him is troubling. We'd hate to see him plan a wedding.
Sexy Scrubbing Hulk
Speaking of Avengers, people tend to be quite fond of the Hulk character, despite being a very large, angry green monster who's hard to win over once you've upset him. This guy, however, simply looks like an angry guy with a real toilet brush problem. We're not convinced that this photo is even from Halloween.
Pants-free R2-D2
"Star Wars" is always a safe costume bet at any Halloween party. Just as a side note of good advice, pants are always appreciated at any party when you're a grown man and a bit of a frump cake. Could be worse if he had gone as Princess Leia.
Not So Hulk Hogan
Hulkamaniacs out there cannot be pleased that this man is representing their hero. Other than the psychotic look on his face, he's got it all wrong. Wrong colored tank top, girly wristbands, tin foil belt, Hulkamania spelled wrong, and an embarrassing lack of muscles and excess of hair.
Wolverine Twilight Scissorhands
You kind of have to root for this guy to poke his eye out.
Snow White?
We're not even really sure what this is supposed to be, except a nightmare for any children who happen to pass him/her on the streets at night. We pray that there was a wardrobe change immediately after this creeptastic snapshot. And if he has children, we imagine his children hate Halloween for very specific reasons.
The Flash-ish
Talk about ironic, huh? Not sure anybody expects much fast-action saving from this flashy superhero. Then again, it's the perfect costume, since it gives him plenty of room to surprise people, despite not having plenty of room in the crotch or anywhere else in this suit for that matter. The drawn-on six pack really reassures the public too, Mr. Flash.
Abercrombie & Smurf
It's amazing how quickly someone's childhood memories can be destroyed. If this crack squad of Blue Man Group gone Smurf doesn't blur your nostalgia, then maybe you'll have a good cry later when you see them team up with the Keebler Elves doing hardcore porn.
Sexy Tron
Now you know why no one went to go see the second Tron. The "Tron Guy" is ballsy on a number of levels, mostly because he is the only superhero over the age of 40 who is still showing a huge bulge while in costume. What do you guys think the over/under is on how many pairs of socks are stuffed in there?
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Corpulent Cupid
If this guy doesn't make you want to find the one and fall in love (and then run away quickly), no one will. Nice legs.
3-for-1 Fail
Let's start at the left: Batman seems to have outgrown his costume, yet the codpiece seems way too big. In the center is a McDonald's milkshake that includes the outline of a penis. And on the right, Spidey is striking a disturbing pinup pose.
3-for-1 Fail #2
Halloween is a great time to be inventive. Not everyone wants to try to imitate something popular, but instead use their wild imaginations to create a new and exciting costume. But when you and two buddies do this and get together and nobody knows what the hell you are, you have just failed.
A Bloody Mess
This is what we're talking about with the people who have a semi-funny idea for a second and then take it too far. This guy probably lasted a solid three minutes while getting a few wacky pictures from the local funnies before promptly being asked to leave, only to hang himself by his tampon string. It's like the saying goes, "If you give a man enough tampon string, he'll hang himself."
Teenage Mutant Animal Abuse
This is just a new low for animal cruelty. Sure, we love a good ninja turtle costume, but it is scary that someone even had this idea thinking it was okay. This cry for attention looks like a quick way to end up on the evening news, the kind where the neighbors testify to how she seemed like a nice, quiet person that no one expected anything bad from.
Partners in Saying No to Hate Crime
We can't say this surprises us. In fact, it may have been a long time coming for this super duo of sweethearts. All we can hope is that they will be rebooted immediately into a darker, tougher and less horny team before someone actually needs their help.
Ellen DeGeneres
It's normal for little ones to dress up as their favorite talk show host and walk around pretending to interview people. It's cute. We support these ideas and, in fact, we encourage kids to have role models as they grow up.
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Dirty Bunny
Some folks let their inner sinner out with little concern for the mental well-being of others, most noticeably in their glassy, red eyes and poorly kept facial hair. These rude roughians think they can get away with anything if they pop on some bunny ears. Don't fall for it. No costumes can disguise a sexual predator.
The Walking Jobs
Although this probably isn't a welcomed speaker at any consumer electronics panels, this timely zombie take on the late Steve Jobs just reminds us not only how much he changed our lives, but how he can still remind us about the importance of upgrading our devices and brushing our teeth even after his sad passing.
Motley Seinfeld
If you're going to dress as a winning group, why not go as television's best cast of all time? Seems like a hit except...wait a minute, Elaine Benes wasn't Asian!
Bane Romney
C'mon Mitt, you already scared enough people with all that "binders full of women" talk.
Bud Light Buzzkills
Guys love Halloween because all the girls throw their inhibitions out the window and sexy it up for one night. It's basically the main reason we dress up. These girls decided to slap us all in the face before we even had a chance to hit on them by wearing loose-fitting, head-to-toe covering beer can costumes. Pass the hard alcohol, please.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
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The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
The Arizona Cardinals started off this season red hot, going 4-0 with impressive wins at New England and against Philadelphia. Their tough defense and inspired quarterback play from Kevin Kolb had people talking about the Cards in the playoffs. However, they have now lost three straight games, and the conversation heading into tonight's matchup against the 49ers is whether or not they can return to their winning ways.
One thing that can't possibly hurt the Cardinals chances is being rooted on by their lovely cheerleading squad. 27 sexy ladies make up the Arizona Cardinals Cheerleaders, and they know how to shake it in the desert sun. Click ahead to see some of our favorites in action.
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This Tuesday, Will Ferrell and Zach Galifiankis' tag-team political comedy "The Campaign" comes to DVD and Blu-ray just in time to potentially screw with your real-life voting plans. And while you've no doubt seen nearly all of the films both of these guys have done, you might find that you know very little about the real men behind the guffaws. We'll remedy that ...
10. Well, for starters, his first name isn't Will. Ferrell was actually born John William Ferrell, and he is the older of two sons sired by musician Lee Ferrell - who played keyboard and saxophone for the Righteous Brothers. Not only did Lee's nomadic, musician lifestyle lead to the divorce of Ferrell's parents, it made young Will dubious about the entertainment industry.
9. "The Campaign" is familiar ground for Zach Galifianakis, His uncle, Nick Galifianakis, is a former U.S. Congressman from North Carolina who served from 1967-1973. He ran against Jesse Helms for a Senate seat in 1972.
8. Although he's known for playing a lot of spazzy jocks, Ferrell actually comes from a pretty athletic background. In high school, he played basketball, baseball and football (he was a kicker, once making 14 field goals and 41 of 50 on extra-point attempts) and he and his wife are avid runners. The couple actually participated in the 2003 Boston Marathon (finishing in just over four hours). Ferrell attended the University of Southern California to pursue a degree in sports journalism with the intention of become a sportscaster.
7. In fact, it was Ferrell's sportscaster dream that actually paved the way to comedy. While interning at NBC's sports department, he ad-libbed a joke on-air that got a big response. He decided to move back home and start pursuing acting and improv comedy.
6. Although Zach does have an older brother and a younger sister, he began occasionally appearing onstage and on talk shows as his "twin brother" Seth. Seth's bushy mustache and effeminate Southern-tinged voice was actually something of a dry run for what would become Zach's "Campaign" character, Marty Huggins.
5. Pre-SNL, Ferrell made a handful of small TV appearances, including an episode of the '90s Fox series "Living Single." Will played a guest (a "roommate from hell") on the fake talk show-within-a-show "Delia." He had one line: "I'm sorry I took a contract out on you."
4. Zach started his career in 1996, on the sitcom "Boston Common" (he also had a stint as a writer on Saturday Night Live that lasted only two weeks), and even had his own talk show in 2002 on VH1. Ironically, the awkward interview technique that would get him cancelled would later make him an internet sensation years later with his Funny or Die series, "Between Two Ferns." But he owes his big break to a series of web videos he did for Absolut vodka in 2008. Appearing alongside "Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!" stars Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, the videos involved the trio dressed in drag. Each segment usually ended with explosions of exasperated violence.
3. Zach was mired in relative obscurity until he chanced into two unlikely musical collaborations. The first was for friend Fiona Apple (Zach lip-syncs the song in her video for "Not About Love"). The second was ... Kanye West? A mutual friend introduced Galifianakis to West, who asked if he'd do a video for "Can't Tell Me Nothing." Given no direction, Galifiankis shot the video on his farm in North Carolina, and it became a viral hit. "I did whatever I wanted," Galifianakis told MTV News. "He told me to just do what I thought would work."
2. Ferrell's willingness to disrobe has drawn attention to the scar on the upper right side of his abdomen. What's it from? As an infant, Will suffered from a condition known as Pyloric Stenosis, which caused chronic vomiting. The scar is leftover from the corrective surgery.
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