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Jhene Aiko is Pretty Open-Minded When it Comes to Men

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Jhene Aiko opens up about dating with GQ, and to no surprise, she likes to keep an open mind. The 26-year-old Los Angeles-based singer lets us into her little world with some hints on what's clever for guys to say and what gets her curious. After three records, a killer Coachella performance with Drake and her newest hit "My Dream Afternoon" floating around the airwaves, we can think of no afternoon dreamier than with this curvy, bronzed beauty. Since she's open to all types of guys and is divulging her best dating tips, it's any man's game. See if you can keep up, boys!

 

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This Dog Likes Watching 'Game of Thrones' Even More Than You Do

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You call yourself a devoted "Game of Thrones" watcher, but you've got nothing on this dog. He pays attention to an entire scene without even glancing at his phone once. I doubt you could say the same. And don't even try to distract him. He ain't having it.

 

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Animal Attack: Straight From the Horse's Mouth

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Man, I totally didn't see that coming. However, as the title of the video states, there was a reason why the orange cone was there. I really love that the poor guy who got knocked over tries to salvage any dignity he has left by throwing some water at the horse afterward. Nice try, but just obey the orange cone next time, dude.

 

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Badass Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack

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Score one for kitties. The surveillance footage above shows a young Bakersfield, Calif., boy playing on his bike in the driveway when a nasty neighbor dog sneaks up on him and bites his leg. The dog continues to gnash at the boy, but that's when the family's cat Tara rushes in to save the day, fighting off the mean mutt and chasing it away.

The boy's mom Erika reported that her son needed a few stitches but is doing fine. And we assume that Tara is doing even better, probably being served the finest Friskies feast there is for her heroic act. (via KERO)

Now, let's lighten things up a bit - Animal Stare Downs: Cats vs. Dogs

 

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Woman In Thong And Painted On Jeans Walks Around in Public Unnoticed

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If you've ever really wanted to walk around in public in just your underwear and not get arrested, here's your solution. The body paint on this woman is so well done, that even when she walks around in public, no one really seems to notice. Well, that's enough chit chat...I'm off to get my pants painted on.

 

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Guy Scares His Hot Girlfriend With a Fake Head in the Bed

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Believe it or not, these two still seem to be going strong. No matter how many times they prank each other, no one seems to want to be the first to bail on this relationship. The boyfriend strikes again with this prank. He places a creepy-looking, bearded mannequin head in bed with his napping girlfriend and then proceeds to poke her with a broomstick until she turns around to yell at him for trying to get frisky. Her reaction is quite enjoyable, especially in slow motion.

 

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Reporter Grabs Human Poop, Smells It on Air

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"And it doesn't smell very good."

Um, no shit.

According to UPI, Elizabeth Matthews of KSDK in St. Louis recently reported on an Illinois farmer using sewage sludge, which is basically human fecal matter, to fertilize his crops. And when it came time to show her viewers what the fertilizer looks like, well, Matthews dug right in.



Hey, anything for "Sweeps Week," I guess.

Shane Reinneck owns the farm and admits that the "fertilizer" smells awful, but he insists that he is doing nothing wrong. He argues that the organic materials found in it are crucial to his crops.

No word on the last time Reinneck got laid, but he says he's going to continue using the sewage sludge as long as people are eating and doing their deed.

That's bad news for Buck Horine, who can't open his windows for three or four days straight at times even though he lives about a mile-and-a-half away. He says he just hopes "the wind is blowing that way or that way and not this way."

In a related story, I'm not eating breakfast today.

If you're looking to help out the farmer, then try eating some of these foods: Foods That Make You Poop

 

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Woman Calls 911 Because of Her Subway Pizza

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It takes a special kind of person to walk into a Subway sandwich shop and order, of all things, a pizza.

Now the whole world knows just how special a 37-year-old North Carolina woman really is after she called 911 last week to report a problem with her flatbread pizza (which Subway calls a "Flatizza"):

According to Gawker, that voice actually belonged to a woman, Bevalente Michette Hall, who was upset with the marinara sauce that was used on her pizza and told the employees at a Gastonia store that she couldn't "eat this kind of sauce."

According to Subway's website, marinara sauce is used on every one of their flatbread pizzas.

Hall later told a local newspaper that she called 911 in hopes of getting her story on the Action 9 News so she could either get a refund or a new pizza made for her. Instead, her "emergency" call landed her in the local jail for three minutes and she was charged with misuse of the 911 system. She can also now be found on Google Images.

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And to think, none of this would have happened if she just would have walked into the sandwich store and ordered a sandwich.

I think Hall just made the list: Hilarious But Real 911 Phone Calls

 

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Florida Man Stabs Friend and Dog Over Last Can of Beer

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Does anybody else hear a country music tune somewhere in there, or is it just us?

According to the Ocala StarBanner, Daniel Trent was arrested and charged with second-degree murder after fatally stabbing his drinking "buddy" following an argument over the last remaining beer.
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And that last remaining beer was ... wait for it ... a can of Natty Ice.

Trent told authorities that he and Marc Durham had already polished off 41 cans of Natural Ice as they sat in Trent's Ocala apartment last Sunday night. They initially started with a case, but everybody knows that's never enough when it comes to Natty Ice. Trent said they both "chipped in" and grabbed another 18-pack at a nearby store.

But when it came down to the final can of suds, Trent said Durham "didn't want to share it" and "wanted it for himself." An argument ensued, and when the dust had settled, Durham lay dead with stab wounds to his stomach and chest.

As for why he stabbed Durham's beagle? You guessed it: Durham asked him to do it.

Trent told authorities that he acted in self-defense because Durham took a kitchen knife to him first. Whether or not a judge and jury believe him will probably depend on how many Natty Ices they crush before the trial.

Forget peanut butter and jelly. Nothing goes together quite like beer and stabbings: Woman Stabs Husband With Ceramic Squirrel For Not Bringing Home Beer

 

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The Funniest GIFs of the Week

Semi Truck Smashes Into Long Island Overpass

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The buildup for this epic collision is pretty intense. Then, around the 33-second mark, you'll get what you came for. Reportedly, there are parkways on Long Island, N.Y., where large trucks are not allowed, due to low overpasses. This truck driver did not get that memo, and the guy recording the video could see disaster was imminent. Thankfully, the driver was OK, but as you can see, it might be too late to call AAA.

 

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