Johnny Manziel's Gorgeous Girlfriend Gallery
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Mandatory Celebrates 1 Million Likes on Facebook
It's been a great week here at Mandatory.com, as we finally reached 1 million likes on our Facebook page. That is definitely a cause for celebration, and the Mandatory guys are ready to party. All they need to do is round up the troops around the office and celebrate good times.
Also, a sincere thank you goes out to all of our fans. We don't know what we'd do without you!
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Rochelle Humes is Hot Any Day of the Week
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Mandatory Viewing: The Biggest, Scratchiest and Hairiest
Welcome to Mandatory Viewing -- our weekly show where men talk sports, politics, current events, and really weird Internet videos they hope their children will never see. This week: the biggest boobs in Britain, extra credit opps at a top party school, and much more.
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Today's Funny Photos
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Brazil Trip Buddies: A Hilarious Photo Diary of Two Idiots in a Foreign Country
When DegreeSoccer.com offered to send me and my co-editor Gary Dudak to Brazil for 10 days to follow the U.S. Men's National Team during the World Cup, I was beyond excited. But then I got on the trip and realized that I was stuck with him for 10 days. And thus began the journey of two guys who became known as the "Brazil Trip Buddies."
Standing in the rain was the only thing to get him to understand my frowning...
And he found the only thing that managed to make me smile...
Thanks again to Degree for the once in a lifetime experience.
For more, follow Degree Men on Twitter.
From the minute we boarded the airplane, the guy had me rolling my eyes...
Standing in the rain was the only thing to get him to understand my frowning...
And he found the only thing that managed to make me smile...
Thanks again to Degree for the once in a lifetime experience.
For more, follow Degree Men on Twitter.
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The Craziest Answers in 'Family Feud' History
Poor Steve Harvey. He's really been through a lot in his time as host on Family Feud. Here are the craziest, foulest and most ridiculous answers in Family Feud history. As you can judge by Mr. Harvey's reactions, they tend to get a little out of hand from time to time.
Via Methodical Memento
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Tennessee Woman Finds Drunk Man in Her Closet
We've all seen porn flicks that started out like this. Except in those movies, the woman usually doesn't call the cops.
According to WKRN, a Knoxville woman found a drunk 18-year-old man passed out in her closet early Wednesday morning, prompting her husband to grab his gun and hold him there while she and the rest of her family ran out of the house.
Tonya Palmer told WKRN she was talking with her family when she noticed some clothes on the floor near her closet. Thinking either her cats or her kids knocked them down, she went over to pick them up.
And that's when the fun started.
"I went to pick up some of the clothes and they were warm," Palmer said. "So, that kind of startled me and I bent over and I could hear breathing." Thinking it was an animal, Palmer and her husband began moving the clothes, only to find Andrew Davison passed out instead.
When police arrived, they told Palmer a neighbor had also called them after finding Davison passed out on her porch. Davison didn't know who he was or where he was but told police that he had consumed a fifth of vodka.
Based on the story, that sounds about right.
Sadly, Davison's mugshot isn't as entertaining as these pics: The Best Pictures of Drunk People Passed Out in Public
According to WKRN, a Knoxville woman found a drunk 18-year-old man passed out in her closet early Wednesday morning, prompting her husband to grab his gun and hold him there while she and the rest of her family ran out of the house.
Tonya Palmer told WKRN she was talking with her family when she noticed some clothes on the floor near her closet. Thinking either her cats or her kids knocked them down, she went over to pick them up.
And that's when the fun started.
"I went to pick up some of the clothes and they were warm," Palmer said. "So, that kind of startled me and I bent over and I could hear breathing." Thinking it was an animal, Palmer and her husband began moving the clothes, only to find Andrew Davison passed out instead.
When police arrived, they told Palmer a neighbor had also called them after finding Davison passed out on her porch. Davison didn't know who he was or where he was but told police that he had consumed a fifth of vodka.
Based on the story, that sounds about right.
Sadly, Davison's mugshot isn't as entertaining as these pics: The Best Pictures of Drunk People Passed Out in Public
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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
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Virginia Man Who May or May Not Be Running for Congress Offers $100K for Kendall Jones Nudie Pics
Whether or not he's actually running for Congress is important, as there is a fine line between trying to whip up a few votes as the election nears, and simply being a perverted old man.
According to The Examiner, Virginia Democrat Mike Dickinson has offered a $100 thousand reward for naked pictures or sex tapes of Kendall Jones, the Texas Tech cheerleader/hunter who has recently been in the news for tweeting pictures of the big game animals she has killed.
Dickinson isn't even on the ballot in Virginia's 7th Congressional District because he didn't file in time to be a candidate. But that hasn't stopped him from saying he's running as a Democrat, and he's been on a Twitter rampage bashing Jones for her hobby and looking to get some kind of Kendall Jones smut:
Not surprisingly, Dickinson has had his share of critics, and he's gladly answered them on his Twitter page:
Funny? Sure. But any chance Dickinson had at being elected for anything other than the head of Hustler has probably gone down the crapper.
Maybe Dickinson should just check out these pics instead: The 100 Sexiest Twitter Pics
According to The Examiner, Virginia Democrat Mike Dickinson has offered a $100 thousand reward for naked pictures or sex tapes of Kendall Jones, the Texas Tech cheerleader/hunter who has recently been in the news for tweeting pictures of the big game animals she has killed.
Dickinson isn't even on the ballot in Virginia's 7th Congressional District because he didn't file in time to be a candidate. But that hasn't stopped him from saying he's running as a Democrat, and he's been on a Twitter rampage bashing Jones for her hobby and looking to get some kind of Kendall Jones smut:
Scumbag #KendallJones hunts animals for fun. We are hunting her for fun. 100k for nude photos or sex tapes pic.twitter.com/DUKxNW8kF2
- DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
Let us all pray that #KendallJones gets mauled by a rhino or contracts Ebola on her next canned hunt to kill a animal pic.twitter.com/av08j8auiv
- DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
If any ex boyfriends of #KendallJones are out there we want and will pay for sex stories or info about her
- DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
Not surprisingly, Dickinson has had his share of critics, and he's gladly answered them on his Twitter page:
"LibertyBelleCJL: can you be any more repugnant?" I can try. Is there money involvedjQuery191012607916817069054_1405044034130
- DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
"Scully64: he really thinks Virginia is that stupid that they would vote for a walking law suit" They did vote for GW Bush twice
- DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
"vpopul: I wonder if anyone has info on him?" Look for females from VCU.
- DickinsonForCongress (@VoteMike2014) July 10, 2014
Funny? Sure. But any chance Dickinson had at being elected for anything other than the head of Hustler has probably gone down the crapper.
Maybe Dickinson should just check out these pics instead: The 100 Sexiest Twitter Pics
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Women Who Eat Apples Have Better Sex?
In other words, nuns who eat apples are basically just wasting them.
According to Newser, a recent study suggests that women who eat one or two apples on a daily basis are going to "experience a better sexual quality of life than women classified as having no regular apple consumption."
The results were published in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics after scientists studied 781 Italian women between the ages of 18 and 43 who didn't have a history of sexual disorder, were not suffering from depression, and were not taking prescription medication.
The experiment took place from September 2011 to April 2012. When the dust had settled, researchers found that women who ate apples on a regular basis experienced better lubrication and overall sexual function.
Apples contain polyphenols and antioxidants that "increase blood flow to the genitalia" as well as Phloridzin, which improves vaginal lubrication. Some researchers believe that those benefits are found only in the apple's peel.
Remember, ladies: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Well, unless you're plowing him. Then he'll apparently be knocking down your door every night.
Related: Common Sex Myths and Urban Legends
According to Newser, a recent study suggests that women who eat one or two apples on a daily basis are going to "experience a better sexual quality of life than women classified as having no regular apple consumption."
The results were published in the Archives of Gynecology and Obstetrics after scientists studied 781 Italian women between the ages of 18 and 43 who didn't have a history of sexual disorder, were not suffering from depression, and were not taking prescription medication.
The experiment took place from September 2011 to April 2012. When the dust had settled, researchers found that women who ate apples on a regular basis experienced better lubrication and overall sexual function.
Apples contain polyphenols and antioxidants that "increase blood flow to the genitalia" as well as Phloridzin, which improves vaginal lubrication. Some researchers believe that those benefits are found only in the apple's peel.
Remember, ladies: an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Well, unless you're plowing him. Then he'll apparently be knocking down your door every night.
Related: Common Sex Myths and Urban Legends
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Teen World Cup Fan Who Became Model Already Fired for Hunting Photo
Remember the hot fan from Belgium who was spotted in the crowd at a World Cup match and landed a modeling contract because of it? Of course you do, we just posted this yesterday. Axelle Despiegelaere is her name, but it appears that her modeling career may already be over for now. That's because people discovered this photo on her Facebook page:
As you might imagine, posing next to a dead oryx and the subsequent trash-talking has rubbed many people the wrong way, including L'Oreal, who have "cut ties" with the teen model, stating to The Independent that "L'Oréal Professionnel Belgium collaborated with her on an ad hoc basis to produce a video for social media use in Belgium. The contract has now been completed."
While L'Oreal did not come right out and say they fired Despiegelaere for the hunting photo, that is what everyone thinks, especially since they went on to stress that L'Oreal "no longer tests on animals, anywhere in the world, and does not delegate this task to others."
Let this be a lesson to all you other aspiring models out there: If you want to make it big in the fickle modeling industry, don't post photos of yourself next to big game you just killed. Now, let's all enjoy Axelle's video for L'Oreal:
h/t Gawker
As you might imagine, posing next to a dead oryx and the subsequent trash-talking has rubbed many people the wrong way, including L'Oreal, who have "cut ties" with the teen model, stating to The Independent that "L'Oréal Professionnel Belgium collaborated with her on an ad hoc basis to produce a video for social media use in Belgium. The contract has now been completed."
While L'Oreal did not come right out and say they fired Despiegelaere for the hunting photo, that is what everyone thinks, especially since they went on to stress that L'Oreal "no longer tests on animals, anywhere in the world, and does not delegate this task to others."
Let this be a lesson to all you other aspiring models out there: If you want to make it big in the fickle modeling industry, don't post photos of yourself next to big game you just killed. Now, let's all enjoy Axelle's video for L'Oreal:
h/t Gawker
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Dan Gilbert Re-Writes Public Letter About LeBron James To Cavs Fans
*Editors Note: Look, there's a crap load of stuff on the internet and it's impossible to see it all. We didn't realize something similar had also been done by Deadspin at an earlier date. We're all big fans of Deadspin here and can't believe none of us noticed they had posted something like this already. Especially Considering we all check it daily. This one must've slipped through the cracks.*
Well, it's official. After all of the controversy four years ago when he left, LeBron James is headed back to Cleveland. And no one is more excited about it than LeBron's number one and most loyal fan, Cleveland Cavaliers owner, Dan Gilbert. He's gone ahead and written an open letter to Cavs fans regarding LeBron's decision and delivered it exclusively to Mandatory.
Well, it's official. After all of the controversy four years ago when he left, LeBron James is headed back to Cleveland. And no one is more excited about it than LeBron's number one and most loyal fan, Cleveland Cavaliers owner, Dan Gilbert. He's gone ahead and written an open letter to Cavs fans regarding LeBron's decision and delivered it exclusively to Mandatory.
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Collette Wolfe Will Give You Something to Howl About
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Today's Funny Photos
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The 2014 World Cup's Funniest Photos, GIFs and Tweets
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10 Google Search Tips to Get the Results You Need
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Which Sports Team Does Your State Care About the Most?
Now that the World Cup has crowned a champion and LeBron has made his long-awaited decision (again), sports fans can get back to focusing on their everyday local interests. However, do you even know what your state's sports interests are? Based on Google search data since June 2012, TicketCity formed this map that shows which team the people in your home state care about the most:
As you can see, football clearly reigns supreme in the United States. In fact, with data from all 50 states in, a total of 29 teams landed in the top search spot. Of those 29, 16 of them were NFL teams. Just a glance at the color-coded map and you'll see states dominated by pro football teams like the Seahawks, Vikings, Broncos, Bears and Cowboys.
MLB ranks second on the map with seven teams and the NBA takes third with four. The Boston Bruins are the only NHL team represented in the northeast, and Arkansas is the only state that cares most about its college sports. Now, in fairness, Major League Soccer and the WNBA were not considered for this study. However, we'd be willing to bet that the end result would not be any different if they had been.
For tickets to your favorite sporting events, visit TicketCity.com.
As you can see, football clearly reigns supreme in the United States. In fact, with data from all 50 states in, a total of 29 teams landed in the top search spot. Of those 29, 16 of them were NFL teams. Just a glance at the color-coded map and you'll see states dominated by pro football teams like the Seahawks, Vikings, Broncos, Bears and Cowboys.
MLB ranks second on the map with seven teams and the NBA takes third with four. The Boston Bruins are the only NHL team represented in the northeast, and Arkansas is the only state that cares most about its college sports. Now, in fairness, Major League Soccer and the WNBA were not considered for this study. However, we'd be willing to bet that the end result would not be any different if they had been.
For tickets to your favorite sporting events, visit TicketCity.com.
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