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20 Famous People Who Look Like Animals

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Before you get all offended that we are making fun of these celebrities' physical features, we should point out that looking like an animal is not a bad thing. Many animals are majestic and beautiful. Others have unique characteristics that help them stand out in a crowd. Having said that, yeah we are pretty much just making fun of these people. Here are 20 famous public figures who look like animals.

Adrien Brody looks like a toucan.
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Taylor Lautner looks like an alpaca.
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Sofia Vergara looks like a hyena.
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Gary Busey looks like an insane ape.
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Anderson Cooper looks like a white-haired, blue-eyed cat.
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Danny DeVito looks like a baby panda.
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Jack Black looks like a French Bulldog.
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Ann Coulter looks like an owl.
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Eliot Spitzer looks like a giant sea turtle.
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Wilford Brimley looks like a surly cat.
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Eric Stonestreet looks like a Chow dog.
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Iggy Pop looks like a Sphynx.
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Jamie Hyneman looks like a walrus.
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Ron Perlman looks like a Boxer.
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Melinda Clarke is a cougar and looks like one, too.
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Vladimir Putin looks like a baboon.
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Samuel L. Jackson looks a ton like this dog here.
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Wallace Shawn looks like a sea lion. He also looks like every newborn baby ever.
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Mark Zuckerberg looks like a manatee.
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Finally, Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse (sorry).
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These Parents Have Given Up for the Day

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I don't have children yet, but I know how much of a handful my brother, sister and I were for my parents, so I can imagine they had days like these. Hang in there, though, moms and dads. Tomorrow is another day - most likely filled with more stress, fatigue, dirty diapers and screaming kids.

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Seattle Woman Drops Pants in Burger Joint, Performs 'Very Lewd' Act

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You know it's bad when they won't even say what the lewd act was.

According to The Seattle Times, a woman walked into the Broadway Dick's Drive-In around 5:30pm on Wednesday and began harassing customers and throwing condiments at employees before she dropped her drawers and committed a "very lewd act."
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The woman's fit got so out of hand that employees were forced to call police, who arrested her and charged her with assault and harassment. Besides throwing condiments, the woman was accused of scratching an employee's arm.

By the time the dust had settled, police said the woman had caused around $75 worth of condiment damage. We'll assume the emotional damage caused by her very lewd act was impossible to measure and irreparable.

It's unknown whether drugs or alcohol played a part in the disturbance or if the woman is just a huge bitch.

Well, I'd still rather eat my double cheeseburger next to this woman than share a meal with this guy: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Outs and Masturbates

 

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Dating in Real Life vs. Dating Online

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Finding that perfect match can be a pretty daunting task. These days, dating is even trickier with all of the options you have to meet potential partners online. Sure, you have way more options than you used to, but is that really a good thing? Let's take a look at the subtle differences between what it's like dating in real life compared with what it's like dating online.

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Oregon Campus Police Have an 'Eat a Bowl of Dicks' List

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A former campus police officer at the University of Oregon says he was forced into filing a lawsuit against the school because nobody would listen to him when he complained to supervisors about mistreatment and misconduct.
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Part of that mistreatment? Being exposed to his colleagues' list of people who should "eat a bowl of dicks."

According to Huffington Post, the list contains names of celebrities, athletes, and general groups of people who, if campus police had their way, would be forced to eat an entire bowl of schlongs.

James Cleavenger claims he was fired in 2012 because he complained that his lieutenant and other officers on the graveyard shift would bring out the list during pre-shift briefings and add to it throughout the night.

Here are just a few of our favorites from it:

Eli Manning
Mouth breathers
Comcast
.org websites
Eugene City League Softball Umps
Spandex on fat people
Nikki Minaj
Punters
Louie Anderson

Call us crazy, but we're pretty sure if you put a bowl of dicks in front of Louie Anderson, he really would eat them up.

We may have found a store that actually sells a bowl of dicks: Texas Supermarket Tried to Sell Bull Penis as Human Food

 

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Dude Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Every Time She Denied Him Sex

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This guy might have the biggest stones in the history of mankind.

According to Gawker, a fed-up husband sent his wife a spreadsheet via email yesterday in which he documents every time she denied his sexual advances over the last seven weeks.

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According to the husband's spreadsheet, he tried to have sex with his "lover" on 27 separate occasions over the seven-week period, and he was successful just three times. Some of the excuses he was given are laugh-out-loud hysterical, including:

I'm watching the show (Friends re-run).
​I feel sweaty and gross, I need a shower (didn't shower until next morning).
I'm too drunk and I ate too much.
I still don't feel 100%.


The lack of success led him to create the spreadsheet for his wife, who in turn posted it to Reddit. She explained that her husband left her the spreadsheet and told her he wouldn't miss her for the ten days he was gone. She then asked, "Why is he putting me through this? What the hell am I supposed to do?"

Um, probably have sex with him.

These people on Reddit are actually getting their plow on: People on Reddit Described Their First Sexual Experience in Hilarious SFW GIFs

 

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Watch Conan and Dave Franco Explore Tinder Together

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Conan O'Brien is a self-described creep who kept hearing his staff members rave about Tinder and found himself intrigued. But since he's a 51-year-old redhead, he enlisted the help of "hot, young Hollywood stud" Dave Franco to see what the buzz was all about.

Conan and Franco chose to use their own pictures as they were setting up their profiles, but decided to use different names, with Conan choosing ol' Chip Whitley and Dave Franco going with Djangus Roundstone, of course.

What exactly were the guys hoping to find with their little experiment? Perhaps Conan said it best when he told Franco, "I'm looking for that special someone who is going to change my life for a period of like twenty minutes."

Sure, the video is just over 12 minutes in length, but it's 12 minutes of absolute hilarity. And it only gets more hilarious once they introduce the "Tinder" van.


Here's another comic using Tinder for everything but sex: This Guy is Really Good At Messing With People on Tinder

 

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Illinois Woman Arrested After Posting Selfies in Stolen Dress

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According to Gawker, West Frankfort police arrested Danielle Saxton two weeks ago after she allegedly stole a hideous dress and posted pictures of herself wearing it on Facebook several hours later.
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Once store owner Kert Williams noticed the dress was missing (as well as other clothing and jewelry), he posted pictures of it on Facebook. Several users pointed Williams in Saxton's direction, and when police knocked on her door, they found Saxton with the stolen clothes in her hands.

After arresting Saxton and charging her with misdemeanor retail theft, they discovered she was also wanted on a warrant in Jackson County for missing a court appearance on felony drug charges. Damn, girlfriend.

Surprisingly, Saxton's Facebook account is still active, and there's a pretty tasty comments thread connected to her last post on July 11, which of course was another selfie of her in a dress. Here are some of the highlights:

I know Danielle personally also. Danielle was homeless and not able to get a job because of mental illness. So now there's a hungry, homeless, mentally disabled, pregnant, thief in jail. That's sad. She will have that baby in JAIL! - Misty Powell (15 likes)

I went to jail for a lot worse and nobody said shit. Probably cause i wasn't stupid enough to put it on fb - Saxton's cousin Carl Gunter (9 likes)

if it's not ur fault or business then fuck off - Kassandra Krueger (zero likes)

Lmfao - Tom Hall (13 likes)

More epic selfie fails: Sexy Selfies Gone Wrong

 

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#RemoveALetterRuinABand Is the Best Hashtag We've Ever Seen

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This weekend, Twitter filled up with suggestions for #RemoveALetterRuinABand and it was awesome. The game is easy: Take one letter out of your favorite band or singer's name and you get something entirely different. It sounds simple, but as you can see, one letter makes a huge difference. Here are some of the most creative suggestions that were passed around over the weekend.{C}{C}{C}

 

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