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How Couples Meet is Often Very Different From What They Tell People

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For certain couples, their backstory of how they met is either a bit iffy or too good to be true. For couples like these, you need the "How We Met" Translator to fully understand the reality of how these lovers came to be. So when they're standing together telling you the cute tale of how they met, you'll know the truth.

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15 Fast Food Fun Facts

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The next time you hit up a fast food joint (which will probably be in the next day or two if you are an average American), burn a few calories by quizzing whoever you are engorging with by memorizing the fast food trivia below. Then, go run five miles because your heart probably needs it.

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Vermont High School Principal Cancels Homecoming Dance Because of Miley Cyrus

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Deep down, you have to think that Justin Bieber had something to do with it as well.

According to Gawker, the principal at Mount Anthony Union High School in Bennington has canceled the upcoming homecoming dance because of her students' "highly sexualized form of dancing" known to the rest of the world as twerking.
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Here's what Sue Maguire had to say about where her students have taken the age-old tradition known as dance:

"Over the past couple of years, since Miley Cyrus took the stage 'twerking' at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards, our students' dancing behavior has crossed the line of what we can condone as appropriate behavior at a school. Twerking is dancing to popular music in a sexually provocative manner involving a low squatting stance and thrusting movements. Students do not face one another or remain with the same person for the length of the song.

If you haven't seen twerking, I would encourage you to research this online. We have been asked why we don't just stop it. Try to picture our cafeteria, with 400 to 500 students in tight clusters of about 80 students. It is very difficult to get into the middle of the clusters to monitor every student who is dancing inappropriately."


If Maguire thinks controlling the cafeteria is impossible, wait until she finds out what these crazy kids are doing in their locker rooms.

This woman was somehow hired to teach: Oklahoma Teacher Shows Up Hammered Without Pants On for Her First Day of School

 

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Watch These Guys Steal a Cow By Shoving It Into Their Tiny Car

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It's not every day that you see somebody steal a cow, and it's definitely not every day that you see somebody steal one by shoving it into the back of a car that resembles a somewhat larger version of a Geo Metro.

In the video below, not only do we see a couple of grown men driving a crappy car, but we witness two guys somehow shoving a cow into a tiny vehicle without the animal beating the piss out of either of them.

Whether the video is from Russia, India or Greenland, it really doesn't matter. The fact that they were able to pull off the feat with both their bodies and all four tires still intact is nothing short of a miracle.


The fact that these guys were able to walk away from this explosion with all of their limbs intact should also qualify as a miracle: This Homemade Polish Cannon Is Pretty Damn Powerful

 

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Texas Man Stabs Roommate Who Was Having a Birthday Threesome

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Two chicks at the same time on your 35th birthday sounds like the greatest day of all time. Getting stabbed in the head by your roommate while you're doing it does not.
Guy stabs roommate for being too loud during threesome
According to Huffington Post, Antonio Flores Narcisso was arrested Tuesday and charged with burglary of a habitation with the intent to commit felony force after stabbing his roommate for being too loud while he enjoyed his birthday threesome.

Police said Narcisso allegedly kicked down his roommate's bedroom door during his sex sesh and told all three participants they were being too loud. Naturally, his roommate told him to get the hell out of there.

Narcisso then grabbed a kitchen knife and began stabbing his roommate in the head, back and hands. The victim was eventually taken to a nearby hospital and somehow sustained only non-life-threatening injuries.

Even though the incident took place in May and the two women were able to identify Narcisso the night of the attack, he wasn't arrested and charged until this week, and that's almost as much of a crime as breaking up your roommate's birthday threesome by stabbing him.

No word on whether or not the three lovers met up at a later date to finish what they started.

This threesome somehow ended up worse than that: Chinese Threesome in Car Ends With Accident and Broken Legs

 

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Baby's Projectile Poop Ruins Father's Attempt at Loving Portrait

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There is no better way for a father to show pride and love for his newborn child than by taking a beautiful, professional photograph that the two can look back on adoringly forever. According to Today, that's exactly what 26-year-old Al Ferguson had in mind when he took the photo below.
(h/t Happy Place)

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Beautiful shot, right? Well, we both know you wouldn't be seeing the photo above on Mandatory unless something hilarious didn't happen shortly after. As any parents know, newborns are poop machines and they're bound to explode at any minute. As the photographer was snapping away, the little Ferguson baby released a stream of liquid comparable to when you press down too hard on a bottle of lotion. The result was the photo you see below. The smile on the kid's face says it all.

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An Adult Conversation With Stoya, Porn Star and Fleshlight Girl

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Stoya is one of the most sought-after players in the adult industry, and rightfully so. She's ventured from acting to behind the camera and everything in between. She was nice enough to chat with us about everything from orgies to figuring out what exactly the butterfly position is. Here is our interview with the lovely porn star. (Warning: Some NSFW links included throughout.)
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Mandatory: How did you get your start in adult film?

Stoya: It started out with me slowing dipping my toe in the water and taking pictures. I had a friend that was a photographer for a number of alt websites. [His photos] were of girls that, at the time, were a fairly non-standard body type, or pale, or had crazy hair colors before Katy Perry started rocking it. So they asked him to find girls to photograph and he walked into the living room and said, "Hey, how do you feel about being naked?"

I told him he could take them, but not to send them for a few weeks, just in case I wake up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night like, "Noooo, what have I done?!" So we took the pictures and I loved it, and I ended up doing nude photos for a while. Then a little later a site called RazorDolls asked me to do a sex scene with a girl on video. I had never even been to Los Angeles.

Mandatory: Where were you at the time?

Stoya: I was in Philadelphia. I sort of knew what porn was from pop culture, and pro and anti-pro feminism, but that was pretty much it. So I told them, "You can bring me out to LA and I will try to do the sex scene with this girl, but if three minutes in I realize I can't do it, that has to be the end of it."

Mandatory: Had you been with another girl before this?

Stoya: Yes. I had sex with a number of different people from at least two separate genders. It was more the video part of it, plus it's hard to tell from a picture if you're going to find someone attractive or not. So I went out and did a whole 15 minutes of the scene. I thought it was fun, but there wasn't a lot of chemistry. I started trying to figure out if I wanted to do porn as a thing where I'm on an agency. Am I doing it every day? I just don't know about all this.

So a few years go by and then Digital Playground, back when they were awesome, asked me if I would be willing to have sex with Sophia Santi. I was like, "Oh, she's so pretty! Actually, she's hot! And her butt, oh my god! Her hip-to-waist ratio is amazing!" Then I went into the office to discuss doing the scene and they asked how I felt about doing scenes with boys. I thought about that for a few weeks and none of the reasons not to do the scene were that big of a deal to me, so I signed the contract - but never got to do the scene with Sophia Santi.

Mandatory: Never?

Stoya: Well, we were in an orgy together in a movie called "Cheerleaders," but I don't think that really counts.

Mandatory: You mentioned earlier about feeling chemistry with someone. If you have a scene planned, do you like to meet the person first and see if you guys get along?

Stoya: Yes. Even if it's just two minutes on set or at a convention, before I agree to do a scene with someone I like to meet them. Like, I'm really particular about smell, so it's not even that I have to have a conversation as much as me wondering if I'm going to like the way you smell.

Mandatory: Have you ever opted out of a scene for chemistry or smell-related reasons?

Stoya: No, but I'm in a fairly unique position to where I had a pretty decently sized yes-list as opposed to a no-list. I would meet someone and be like, "Hey, I met this person and I would totally work with them!"

Mandatory: How long have you been doing porn? You're not full-time anymore, right?

Stoya: I am, but after my contract expired, I started focusing on making the kind of content I would want to perform in. The problem is that I don't really know what I'm doing (laughs), so it takes a million times longer to get it done. "What's your release date? I don't know but I shot half of another movie last year and maybe I'll finish that one after the first one."

Mandatory: Do you like the production side of it?

Stoya: I find it interesting because it's new, but it's also stressful.

Mandatory: I'm sure it's a lot more having everything go through you instead of just doing your scene and being finished. Is it more pressure?

Stoya: It's a lot more responsibility. Like, 14 hours is the longest you should keep a crew on set. Then having said that, you run into those times when you show up at 7 a.m. and work until midnight, then you have to be back the next day and you realize how tough it is. Plus you have to make choices that kind of suck sometimes.

Mandatory: Like what?

Stoya: Well, you think if you took an extra hour to set up the lighting for a scene it would look much prettier, but then we're going into hour 15. It has given me a much better understanding of the pressure of being a director or producer.

Mandatory: What advice would you give to girls or guys trying to get started in the industry?

Stoya: There's an organization called APAC. I was the secretary for the first year, but thank god there was an election and now I don't have to be a responsible adult anymore. They have a Porn 101 video and it gives the basics you need to know. It's basic information at times, but stuff you should definitely know before you start having sex with people for a living.

Mandatory: How did you get connected with Fleshlight?
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Stoya: It's a funny story! Through Digital Playground. They decided to do molds of several of the girls and I told them I was going to be out of town for a week and a half, so if they needed anything, let me know now before I leave. I didn't hear anything for three days and when I finally leave, the plane lands and I have an email asking for an 8 megapixel photo of my vulva in the butterfly position. (laughs) I emailed her back and said, "OK, when you say 8 megapixels, do I need to get a nice camera because I'll go get one - however, can you describe the butterfly position to me?" I didn't hear back for around a week until I found out she quit and wasn't with the company anymore. They wanted to launch my product at the end of the month, so I asked my friend who was with me if he was down to drive to Austin with me. I wasn't sure how to get in contact with them so I looked up Fleshlight's customer service number and said, "Hi! I'm Stoya. You guys are supposed to be selling my orifices and I hear you need a picture in the butterfly position?" They transferred me over and I drove down and got all Fleshlighted up.

Mandatory: How long ago was this?

Stoya: I think around 2010.

Mandatory: Have you had people come up to you and talk about how they have your specific Fleshlight?

Stoya: They do at conventions, but they're usually quite bashful about it.

Mandatory: Is that an odd conversation to have with someone?

Stoya: I can see why it might seem odd, but when you've worked in pornography for a certain number of years your definition of odd is probably a lot different than the traditional definition of odd. Just like how something that's odd in Montana might be totally normal in Philadelphia.

Mandatory: I would honestly find it flattering, I think; to know that they chose mine.

Stoya: And also, from what I understand, many of the Fleshlight consumers have a whole range, so it lets people seek out variety. That way you can have the variety without the time and mental focus of a relationship. It's like an open relationship without all the intrapersonal work that comes with it.

Mandatory: Is there anything you've made or working on that people should get?

Stoya: My Fleshlight! (laughs) Definitely that.

 

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Mandatory Viewing: Naked Selfie Edition

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Welcome to Mandatory Viewing - our weekly show where men talk sports, politics, current events, and really weird Internet videos they hope their children will never see. This week: some sweet dance moves, all those pictures you thought were safe in the Cloud, and more.

 

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10 New Tunes to Add to Your Fall Music Playlist

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With big new music looming in late 2014 from the likes of Pink Floyd and Foo Fighters, these fall singles should work well to tide you over until then. Check out the latest music from Prince and some old-school sounding Weezer, along with newly released singles from the year's earlier great albums.

1. Ryan Adams - "Gimme Something Good"

The lead single from his self-titled album, Ryan Adams delivers his classic solo style with a new, haunting edge to it. After years without a lengthy tour, he's selling out intimate venues left and right in a matter of minutes.


2. Prince - "Clouds"

The return of Prince has everyone excited as the pop icon is about to purple rain down on us with two album releases. "Clouds" is the early release from his first album "Art Official Age" after a lengthy label dispute. His collaborative effort "PlectrumElectrum" will be a co-release on September 30.


3. The Black Keys - "Gotta Get Away"

Only the second song released on Spotify from the band's "Turn Blue" album, "Gotta Get Away" is a welcome continuation of the departure from the familiar Black Keys we all know and love.


4. The Kooks - "Bad Habit"

With a still early third single from their unreleased upcoming "Listen," the kooky boys of Britain have returned with some bad habits for us to inhibit. After a quiet 2011 "Junk of the Heart," the fellas are back with some catchy choruses.


5. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers - "Fault Lines"

The late fifth single from the classic American rockers' "Hypnotic Eye" is a somewhat psychedelic guitar riff over the familiar sounds of Tom Petty.


6. Jack White - "Would You Fight for My Love?"

More music from the stark White, Jack is back with a third single from his "Lazaretto" album in a hauntingly catchy piano ballad "Would You Fight for My Love?" For people who've grown accustomed to White's unique guitar shredding, this is a nice branching off for him.


7. alt-J - "Every Other Freckle"

A first sample from alt-J's new "This Is All Yours" album is a continuation of melodic vocals wrapped in unique musical experimentation. Mixing chill grooves with a heavy bass sound, alt-J returns with their same style inside of new, yet familiar sounds.


8. Weezer - "Back to the Shack"

From "Everything Will Be Alright in the End," Weezer returns to the original producer, The Cars' Ric Ocasek of their early Blue and Green albums, in an attempt to get from "Beverly Hills" back "In the Garage" for a little old school redemption.


9. Anberlin - "Harbinger"

A softer sophomore single from the band's final record "Lowborn," Anberlin follows its strengths of vocal harmonizing and textured guitar sounds in "Harbinger."


10. Finch - "Two Guns to the Temple"

Fans of Finch's heavy sounds will be pleased with the new song release from their ensuing "Back to Oblivion." It's hard to say whether the album will match their debut "What It Is to Burn," but there's always hope in hard rock.

 

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Kill Me: A Classic Meme Gallery

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From pets who hate their owners to deformed items that just want to be put out of their misery, the "Kill Me" meme was designed to give us all a laugh from their pain. Here are 15 of the best "Kill Me" memes of all time, with a bonus "South Park" video clip at the end.

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These Are the Worst Sexters Who Have Ever Sent a Sext

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Sexting isn't easy; don't let anyone tell you otherwise. Even for couples in a solid relationship, sexting can be a lot of pressure, as you have to be arousing and often clever at the same time. It's even more difficult when one person is more into it than the other. Here are nine hilarious examples of sexting gone wrong.

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Life/Hacked: Game Day Fixes

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Learn the life hacks you can pull out of your back pocket to amaze your friends and live a better day-to-day, safe in the knowledge that you're a secret genius. This week we tackle game day.

 

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Watch This Giant Mutant Spider Dog Scare the Crap Out of People

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Halloween is not too far away, so that means the scary prank videos are going to start popping up more frequently. Well, this is a perfect one to kick things off. In the video above, an otherwise adorable dog is released with a frightening spider contraption on its back and sent to terrorize the world. All of the scares are great, but the women screaming at the elevator prank at the 1:25 mark takes the cake for me.

 

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The 15 Worst Things to Do When You Get Pulled Over by a Cop

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Dumb and Dumber Pull Over

As soon as you see those blue and red lights flashing in your rear view mirror, you start to examine everything in your life. "Have I broken the law? Do I have meth in the car?" Of course you don't have meth in your car (hopefully), but in that brief moment you start to second-guess everything. The most important thing to do when you get pulled over is to relax and be polite. If you were speeding, don't try to argue when you know you're wrong. Now if you have a body in the trunk, honesty is probably not the route you want to go. To help you out of your jam, here are 15 horrible things to do when you get pulled over.

1. The Excuse
Everyone tries to justify their reasons for speeding or breaking the law. Here are a few that you should not use:
  • "Sorry, officer, my drug dealer said he would only be around until 11 so I had to hurry."
  • "Sorry, officer, it's hard to see the speedometer when I've been drank so much."
  • "Sorry, officer, this prostitute I just picked up starts the clock as soon as she gets into the car, so I wanted to get the most out of it."

2. The Social Network
As many Facebook likes as you'd get to post a picture of yourself with your arresting officer, snapping a photo and trying to post it to Instagram while he's explaining why he pulled you over will not win you any brownie points. If you make the duck face while taking it, you're automatically sentenced to 3-5 years in prison and rightfully so.

3. The Surprise
The officer is going to ask you for your license and registration. Odds are you're going to have to reach into your pocket to retrieve your identification. What you do here is reach into your pocket like normal, but instead of pulling out your wallet, you pull out your middle finger and put it into his face. He will not appreciate this gesture at all.

4. The Vin Diesel
When the officer tells you that you were speeding, you slowly look at him and tell him this:

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Then you rev up the engine and yell, "RIDE OR DIE!" If you want to pretend to hit your NOS button at this point you can, but he already gets the point.

5. Reverse Psychology
You know how sometimes you can tell a person not to do something in order to get them to do it? That does not work with law enforcement. For example, if you have a pound of marijuana in your trunk and you say, "Hello officer. How are you today? I have a pound of marijuana in my trunk." The officer isn't going to think you're using reverse psychology and he's probably going to place you under arrest. Don't try it, but if you do and it works, let me know.

6. The Jay-Z
We all know Jay-Z's hit song "99 Problems" where he tries to talk his way out of the accusations made by an officer, but one of the worst things you can do when a member of law enforcement approaches you car is start yelling out all the lyrics to the song. While the legal advice may be somewhat useful, lyrics like, "I've got Rap Patrol on the gat patrol/Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed," as well as "Not too long ago/A nigga like myself had strong-arm a ho," could be considered confessions to crimes that you didn't even commit.

7. The Peek-a-boo
This one never works out well. What you do is roll your window halfway down and every time he starts to talk you quickly roll up the window. Then when he stops, you roll the window down just enough to see through and whisper, "Peek-a-boo!"

8. The Mind Game
As soon as the officer pulls you over, get out of your car and tap on his window. When he rolls it down ask him for his license and registration then try to convince him that you pulled him over for speeding instead of the other way around. Odds are you'll be tased before you actually get to the window so this is most definitely a bad idea for those wanting to remain tase-free.

9. The Mixed Signal
If the officer asks you to get out of the car and starts patting you down, a terrible thing to do is read into it like he's flirting with you and to start rubbing him as well. More than likely he doesn't want to be your boyfriend and will respond to this in a negative way even if you promise to add him on Facebook and keep the relationship light and playful.

10. The Stephanie Tanner
Most people will tell you the worst thing to do when speaking to an officer that pulled you over is to talk first. That is incorrect. The worst thing you can do is to talk at the same time as the officer and try to say all of his words along with him. You know how your little brother or sister would do that when you were younger and it would make you so angry? It still makes adults just as upset.

11. The Not So Bribe
Some people believe you can slip an officer some money and he will not give you a ticket. While I don't condone or know that to be true in any way, I can assure you there's another method that definitely won't work. Go to shake the officer's hand and slip him something in the handshake. When he looks down expecting to see cash, he'll actually see a card with a link to your blog on it. He probably won't be a new subscriber.

12. The Unnecessary Answers
When an officer asks you why he pulled you over, you don't have to answer. If he asks you how fast you were going and you give a number, there's no way you're getting out of that ticket because you just admitted guilt. If he asks you why he pulled you over don't start confessing to crimes unrelated to this incident. He doesn't need to know about your illegal cable, the Spin Doctors album you pirated or how you smuggled an iguana across the border last spring for your cousin Ricky to sell at his illegal pet store. None of that is relevant.

13. The Passenger
If you're alone in your car, this idea may come to mind, but it won't work. Trust me. The concept is that the passenger in the car can't be charged with a crime committed by the driver. So when the officer pulls you over, you quickly jump into the passenger's seat and leave the driver's seat empty claiming you just woke up and apparently Greg isn't there anymore. Your only hope is that the officer is familiar with the show "The Leftovers" and thinks it's happening in real life. I wouldn't depend on that.

14. The Reversal
Before the officer has a chance to ask you for your license, ask him to see some identification first. When he shows you his badge, ask to see his license so you know it's really him and not an imposter trying to rob you. If he takes out his license, look at the picture then back and him and say, "There's no way this is you. You are much fatter than the person in the picture." Then wink several times. You probably won't go to jail for this, but you're definitely not getting out of the ticket.

15. I Love the '80s
You know that classic dance move where you stand next to someone, grab their hand and then pretend a wave is going through your arms, followed by you hoping they'll let the wave flow through them as well? Don't try to do that with the officer that pulls you over. Even if you turn on the "Dirty Dancing" soundtrack, it still won't work.

 

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Florida Man Wearing Bra and Panties Exposes Himself at Public Pool

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Geez. Dare we ask what else is on this guy's bucket list?

According to the New York Daily News, an 81-year-old man in Spring Hill is in deep shit after he stood in front of his bedroom window Wednesday afternoon wearing nothing but a hot pink bra and matching panties and then expFlorida man wearing bra and panties exposes himself to public poolosed himself for everybody at the public pool next door to see.

Police say Fred Reede was still wearing the bra and panties when deputies from the Hernando County Sheriff's Office knocked on his door. Although he denied dropping his panties and showing the pool goers his cranny axe, the building manager at the Vista Grand at Spring Hill senior living center told police she has warned Reede before that he can wear whatever he wants as long he has his window shades down.

Reede was charged with "exposure of sex organs" and released on $1,000 bond.

It's safe to say Reede needs help - and probably a new bottle of sunscreen.

We managed to find a guy who has more issues than Reede: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors

 

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Mumbai Man Asks for Divorce Because of Too Much Sex

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If only Tiger Woods could have been married to this woman instead.

According to Huffington Post, a married man was recently granted a divorce by a Mumbai family court because his wife's "excessive and insatiable desire for sex" was driving him nuts.
Man asks for divorce because of too much sex
The man first appeared in court in January and told them his wife had been harassing him for sex ever since they were married two years earlier. He even went as far as calling her "aggressive, stubborn and autocratic" because she forced him to take medication to make him aroused and boost his sexual stamina.

He also told the court that if he didn't fulfill her sexual needs and desires, she would threaten to go plow other men. He said things eventually got so bad that he had to be hospitalized over his "uneasy stomach."

The court granted the divorce when his wife failed to show up for the hearing. We're pretty sure we know what she was doing instead.

In a related story, two billion men are lining up to take his place.

This is usually how things roll when you're married in America: Dude Sends Wife Spreadsheet Detailing Every Time She Denied Him Sex

 

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