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The Funniest Photos You Will See Today 11-9-12

November 8, 2012, 10:16 pm
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This Week's 20 Inappropriately Hilarious Tweets

November 8, 2012, 10:43 pm
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A Guide to College Football's Top Rivalry Tailgates

November 8, 2012, 11:15 pm
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November 24, 2012 will mark college football's rivalry weekend with three of the most legendary rivals playing for pride and possibly a BCS National Championship game berth. Whether tailgating in the LA Coliseum parking lot, in The Grove at Ole Miss, or jumping into the OSU campus lake, fans are getting revved up for the games of their lives. Want to get in on the action? Check out the college football events from TicketCity.

 

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The Denzel Washington Venn Diagram

November 9, 2012, 4:20 am
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With Denzel Washington appearing in the recently released "Flight" I thought it would be a good time to refresh this piece I did a couple years ago. It's simple, Denzel has three different looks in each movie: facial hair, a hat or glasses. He's either wearing one, two, or a combination of them in all of his films. And what better way to illustrate this point than with a Venn Diagram.

 

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Hot Girls Cover Hit Songs: Christina Aguilera 'Genie In a Bottle' Edition

November 9, 2012, 6:01 am
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There isn't much that is more attractive than a gorgeous girl playing and singing a song like an angel. That is a scientific fact. However, like the sirens in Greek mythology, a girl like this can also be very dangerous, luring men in with her enchanting music and voice, and making us do dumb things. But that's a risk we're willing to take with our weekly feature of hot girls playing and singing hit songs for your enjoyment. This week's cover of "Genie in a Bottle" by Christina Aguilera comes from Katie Carson. Try not to fall in love.

 

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Volleyball Spike Causes a Series of Unfortunate Events

November 9, 2012, 9:03 am
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At first glance, it seems that this video is all about a volleyball player unleashing a monster spike at a poor girl's face. But if you keep your eye on the ball after it destroys said girl's face, you'll notice that the unfortunate (hilarious) incident continues on a little more.

 

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Secrets To Making The Best Grilled Cheese Ever

November 9, 2012, 11:33 am
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If there is one thing a man should absolutely know how to cook, it's a grilled cheese sandwich. But before you make the claim that you can make the best grilled cheese ever, let our friends over at Tasted give you a little lesson.

Grilled cheese award-winner, Eric Greenspan of the Foundry Restaurant offers his expertise on how to make the "finest grilled cheese sandwich known to man". Some of the advice might surprise you. Greenspan suggests that the best grilled cheese sandwiches require mediocre bread. Watch the video to find out why.

 

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Meet Larisa Fraser, Ryan Braun's New Fiancee

November 9, 2012, 11:40 am
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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

  • Frederick's of Hollywood
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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

  • David Becker/WireImage
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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

  • David Becker/WireImage
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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

  • Frederick's of Hollywood
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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

  • David Becker/WireImage
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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

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    Man, some star athletes have all the luck. When they are not winning MVPs and getting off scot-free even when they test positive for performance-enhancing drugs, they are landing mega hot supermodels and getting engaged to them. Such is the case with Milwaukee Brewers slugger Ryan Braun, who is reportedly engaged to this beautiful brunette, Larisa Fraser. To be fair to Braun, he won the MVP, then beat PED allegations, and then went on to have another MVP-caliber season. And, according to Busted Coverage, he is now engaged to his girlfriend Larisa Fraser. Fraser is a Canadian model and food blogger, and apparently let it slip on her blog (or did it on purpose) that Braun was now her fiance. Whatever the case may be, good for them. And good for us, because it gives us an excuse to show these images of Fraser partying in Vegas among other sexy photos. Congrats Ryan Braun!

 

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Captain Hindsight: Hilarious Meme Gallery

November 11, 2012, 9:15 pm
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A Gallery of Hilarious Cakes

November 11, 2012, 9:16 pm
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10 Weird Inventions That Made Millions

November 11, 2012, 10:20 pm
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    Thomas Edison, Alexander Graham Bell and Ty Warner are all inventors who raked in a pretty penny for their creations. Though that last name may not ring a bell, Mr. Warner amassed the greatest fortune of the three. His invention didn't bring light to the world or allow the human voice to travel amazing lengths, it was designed to simply sit on a child's shelf. Warner's barely stuffed stuffed animals, better known as Beanie Babies, netted him more than $4 billion. Check out our slideshow for nine other largely useless-and in some cases just plain dumb-products that made their creators millions.

    1. Billy Bob Teeth

    These prosthetic dentures that make you look like an inbred hillbilly came about thanks to a partnership between a dental student and ex-college football player, both in need of money to pay off student debt. The silly novelty launched a line of products-including zombie feet sandals and hats with hair-that have grossed roughly $40 million since 1994. The company's new bigger seller? Novelty pacifiers.

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    2. HeadOn

    When applied directly to the forehead, this small homeopathic stick supposedly relieves headaches. HeadOn became popular thanks to an unbearably annoying commercial that went viral. While the product is made almost entirely of wax and cannot be backed by a single iota of scientific research, more than six million tubes were sold at about $8 a pop in 2006 alone. The placebo effect is clearly in effect.

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    3. The Pet Rock

    Advertising executive Gary Dahl managed to make millions by decorating rocks with googly eyes and selling them as pets. His product-if you can even call it that-debuted in 1975 and swept the nation. In the first six months Dahl sold five million rocks at $3.95 apiece, nabbing a profit equal to $56 million in today's economy. Why parents didn't just glue their own googly eyes on a rock from the yard remains a mystery.

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    4. The Snuggie

    Despite the fact that you can make your own sleeved blanket by wearing a bathrobe backwards, the Snuggie has snagged an impressive $200 million in profit. Ridiculous commercials made this product a media sensation and source of parody. Buzz from the likes of Jon Stewart, Jay Leno and Bill Maher is why more than 20 billion Snuggies have been sold since 2008. Buy the new camo version and you can murder helpless animals without getting cold!

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    5. Tamagotchi

    All the rage in 1996, Tamagotchi is an electronic pet on an egg-like keychain that "dies" without near-constant attention. Using a variety of annoying sounds, the virtual pest-we mean, pet- alerts its owner when it desires food, wants to play or needs someone to clean up a massive dump. As of 2010, 74 million Tamagotchis had been sold, grossing about $900 million. Moreover, the toy has led to two films, three animated series and several Nintendo games. 

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    6. The Plastic Wishbone

    Saddened that only two people can make a wish at each Thanksgiving table, grown man-boy Ken Ahroni started LuckyBreak, a company that produces fake wishbones (for wimpy kids who cry when they can't have absolutely everything). The business now makes 30,000 plastic bones a day and reports sales of over $2.5 million each year. The Etruscans, who supposedly started the wishbone-breaking tradition 2,400 years ago, think this product is total bullshit. 

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    7. Big Mouth Billy Bass

    While this novelty item isn't all that popular anymore, the animatronic singing fish was a huge hit in the late '90s and early 2000s. More than one million fish (at about $20 a pop) were sold in the year 2000 alone, spawning copycat products like Boogie Bass and Rocky Rainbow Trout. Since Big Mouth only plays two songs, this novelty is only "novel" for a very short period of time.

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    8. Silly Bandz

    Unless you've been hanging with tween girls (we seriously hope not) you may not have seen these rubber bands shaped like animals, objects, numbers and letters that kids wear on their wrists. While each band is just $.25, the demand is so huge that the company has become a $100 million toy empire in just a few years. Celebrities, non-profits and television shows have paired with Silly Bandz to create themed packs of bracelets and a number of other associated products. 

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    9. Wacky Wall Walker

    After receiving the nation's first Wacky Wall Walker as a gift from China, Ken Hakuta bought the rights for $100,000 and began marketing the product in Washington, D.C. While sales for the jelly-like toy that appears to walk down the wall it's thrown against were initially slow, a mention in The Washington Post caused a craze and within a few months, 240 million Wacky Wall Walkers were sold, netting Ken about $80 million. 

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    10. Beanie Babies

    While people initially scoffed at these bean-filled animals, the haters shut their mouths when creator Ty Warner sold 300,000 babies at his first toy show. Warner never advertised, didn't sell to major chains and retired models after the stock ran out, making the product harder to obtain and therefore more in demand. He's now sitting on-or, rather, rolling in-about $4.5 billion.

 

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The Funniest Photos You Will See Today 11-12-12

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Behind The Scenes With Presidential Secret Service Agents

November 12, 2012, 5:44 am
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    by Allison Churchill, Geoffrey Ingersoll, and Robert Johnson

    They're the guys in suits surrounding the President of the United States, ready to take a bullet to protect the leader of the free world

    But that wasn't always their main role. President Abraham Lincoln created the United States Secret Service (USSS) to deal with the mad influx of counterfeit money after the Civil War. A move ironically made just hours before he was assassinated April 14,1865. Four months later the Service was fully operational.

    In the 2004 run up to the presidential election George W. Bush spoke at Louisiana State University (LSU), where National Geographic took a closer look at the Secret Service for a documentary titled "Inside the US Secret Service." The film follows the president's advance team as it works with local law enforcement making sure every threat is addressed before the president arrives.

    National Geographic doesn't spill all the secrets, but what they let us in on is pretty cool.

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    Much of the country's top intelligence work takes place in this unmarked Washington, D.C. building

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    The United States Secret Service can't afford to underestimate the enemy in their mandate to protect the man, protect the symbol and protect the office.

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    Within the Washington HQ is the National Threat Assessment Team, Intelligence Division, Counterfeit Research Unit, Electronic Crime Branch, and Tracking Center

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    The Tracking Center monitors the president, former presidents, and visiting dignitaries. And In a secret room, a joint operations team watches every entrance to the White House, and the First Family and vice president.

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    The Secret Service got into the protection biz in 1901, following the assassination of President William McKinley. That mission had to be reauthorized every year until Harry Truman's term.

    See Also: The FBI Investigation of Petraeus Started As One Agents Favor For a Friend

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    When President Truman was staying across the street at Blair House, two Puerto Rican nationals attacked in November 1950, killing one of the service agents.

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    Congress then sent Truman a bill authorizing permanent protection. Upon signing it, the president said 'It's wonderful to know the work of protecting me has at last become legal.'

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    Today, every threat is investigated. Voice analysts listen to all phoned-in threats for accents, speech impediments, or other nuances that could identify an enemy.


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    Letters are loaded into the Forensic Information System for Handwriting (FISH), then analyzed for fingerprints, and eventually bathed in a chemical bath to expose DNA

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    It's pretty impossible to make an anonymous threat, so investigators focus on whether those making threats are capable of carrying them out through travel or obtaining weapons

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    Immediately following the terrorist attacks on 9/11, the USSS activated something called a "Continuity of Government" plan ...


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    Which extended protection to the speaker of the house, president pro tempore of the senate, and secretary of state

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    The agents whisked away the president in Air Force One, which itself constitutes a flying bunker

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    Master Special Officer Craig Miller, who worked in the New York HQ across the street from the World Trade Center, died while taking great risk to rescue victims trapped in the buildings

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    To make sure agents respond on instinct to any scenario, they train at a hidden site in Beltsville, Md., that features bombing, sniping, and other threat contingencies

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    And an obstacle course, among other rigorous tests, to prove they can meet the physical demands of the job

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    Drivers practice on an intense evasive driving course

    See Also: See What Makes US Marine Scout Snipers The Deadliest Shot on the Planet

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    The site also features a half-replica of Air Force One

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    Agents have to qualify on their weapons, usually a .357 SIG Sauer Magnum, every month. The caliber ensures any threat is 'neutralized' as quickly as possible.

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    When agents like these New York agents catch a counterfeiting ring, the service re-creates the bust in a training environment, in order to pass on tactics and techniques to the new guys.

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    Dirty money funds serious threats such as illegal arms trading, drug trafficking, and terrorist planning


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    The Counterfeit Research Unit used to only see 100 cases a year; now they have over 600. This fake Benjamin was ID'd by the commercial 'recycle' watermark.


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    Other forgers change the denomination on actual bill. Paper money gets a legal makeover every 5 to 7 years to throw off counterfeiters.

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    The Service also changes policies in response to threats. For instance, the president now rides in an armored car with windows that are as thick as phone books ...

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    ...Instead of a convertible. One of the agents on President John F. Kennedy's detail said the USSS failed, saying: 'On that particular day, all the advantages went to the shooter'

    See Also: America Has the Fastest Supercomputers in the World 

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    The service completely overhauled training, increased their numbers, and created a new threat-tracking system


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    Since 1 in 4 presidents has been attacked, and 1 in 10 killed, agents keep a tight bubble, even hiding in the bushes in the White House lawn

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    And not leaving the president's side if he goes on dangerous trips, like one President Bill Clinton took to Bangladesh and Pakistan

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    And one President George H.W. Bush took to Cartagena, Colombia, during the height of the drug wars

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    When his son, President George W. Bush, spoke at LSU, weeks of planning went into mitigating risks, and he wasn't even leaving the States

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    Two Air Force C-141 cargo planes carried equipment, personnel, and the president's limousine - affectionately called 'The Beast' - to Baton Rouge

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    Each of the 14,000 seats, more than 100 entrances, and all the air ducts and catwalks in LSU's stadium were meticulously inspected

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    The USSS and local law enforcement meet regularly to discuss plans, so execution in any situation becomes second nature to everyone involved

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    All the plants and seat pads were sniffed by Belgian Malinois. The breed has extremely sensitive noses and are easily trained.

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    Before the president arrives, the Baton Rouge airport is shut down, and snipers take their positions

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    The grounds are also given a full sweep for bombs and other threats

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    After the graduation speech, the president shook hands with people whom the agents vetted before his arrival

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    Just 80 minutes on the ground involves thousands of hours of manpower

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    The Service started protecting presidential candidates when Robert Kennedy was killed during his bid for the White House

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    Candidates want to seem accessible, but the Service finds ways, like this armored banner, to discreetly guard them

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    The agents monitor crowds for strange behavior during unplanned campaign stops, which often become chaotic and loud

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    The ability to read a crowd helped agents save Gerald Ford twice in September 1975

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    Once from this woman, Manson Family member Lynette "Squeaky" Fromme, and later from Sara Jane Moore


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    After two such close calls, the Service tightened their bubble of protection even more, although John Hinckley Jr. still got close enough to President Ronald Reagan to fire six shots, injuring three people

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    After a gunman fired an assault weapon outside the White House during Clinton's presidency, agents asked him to stop jogging on the National Mall

    See Also: Climate Change is Probably Gonna Be Worse Than Any of Us Expected 

  • Inside the Secret Service
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    Presidents get very little privacy, and their detail is privy to most of their personal information

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    Ken Starr took advantage of this closeness by ordering Clinton's agents to testify during the investigation into his affair

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    Privacy versus protection will always be a delicate balance for the USSS, but their mission is preventing attacks

 

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20 Hot Photos of the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders

November 12, 2012, 6:57 am
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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

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    Next: Philadelphia Eagles Cheerleaders

    The poor Kansas City Chiefs are 1-7, and have not had a lead in a game at any point in regulation so far this season. They'll be trying to put an end to that tonight against the Pittsburgh Steelers on "Monday Night Football," but KC fans should not be surprised if it doesn't happen. The good news for Chiefs fans, however, is that they have one of the leaders in sexy NFL cheerleading squads. Here is a good look at the Kansas City Chiefs Cheerleaders in action. For more, follow the Chiefs Cheerleaders on Twitter and visit their website.

 

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Does Exercise Make You Eat More?

November 12, 2012, 7:10 am
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When most people finish a hard workout, they want a reward--possibly a sandwich, or some pancakes, or maybe even a burger and fries. What they don't want? To not eat anything. And yet, a few recent studies found that moderate intensity aerobic training could actually decrease your appetite or increase your feelings of fullness or satiety. Strange, right? Who doesn't love shoving their face after a big cardio session? In fact, previous research has shown that people who exercise often reward themselves with food, increasing overall calorie consumption, and often sabotaging their weight loss goals. So, what gives?

"Exercise can definitely suppress hunger," says Barry Braun, Ph.D., director of the Energy Metabolism Laboratory at the University of Massachusetts, Amherst, who has co-authored multiple studies on the subject. How, why, and for how long afterward is something researchers are still working out. They do know that workouts trigger changes in the hunger hormone, acylated ghrelin, and the satiety hormones, PYY and GLP-1--though research has yet to establish the exact relationship. (Starving all the time? Here's Why You're Still Hungry--Even If You Just Ate.)

A recent study published in the journal Metabolism found that perceived fullness--both while fasting and after eating--was higher among participants after 12 weeks of aerobic training, but not after resistance training for the same amount of time. And another study out of Brigham Young University revealed that women appeared to be less interested in food on mornings when they walked on a treadmill for 45 minutes than on days they didn't.

But if sweat sessions make you want to eat less, then why aren't exercisers everywhere losing weight like crazy? "In most studies, there is a poor correspondence between appetite and actual food intake," says Braun. In other words, just because you may not feel as hungry as normal, it doesn't prevent you from eating too much after a workout anyway.

"The effect of exercise on appetite will likely vary from person to person," says Paul MacLean, Ph.D., associate professor of medicine at the University of Colorado Anshutz Medical Center, who has also performed research on the subject. And actual food intake may be more influenced by things like wanting to be rewarded for your "work," the social pressure of having burgers and beers with the guys after a game, or simply being in the habit of eating a big breakfast and not holding back when you start to feel full. (Need to resist temptation? Research just revealed that this healthy activity can help.)

"I'm pretty certain the average person greatly overestimates the number of calories burned during physical activity," adds Braun. "Running 40 minutes at a 9 min/mile pace burns about 450 calories, and there are 500 calories in a Starbucks Venti Mocha Frappucino (with whole milk and whipped cream). So it's incredibly easy to negate the weight loss effects of exercise."

The fix: Nix food rewards--treat yourself to a Redbox flick instead--and write down everything you eat into your iPhone for a week. Studies show that simply logging your meals can make you eat less. Don't skip the gym either, says Kym Guelfi, associate professor at The University of Western Australia, and co-author of the Metabolism study. "Exercise gives you benefits that dieting alone cannot, such as increased fitness, decreased stress, and increased muscle mass, which helps you burn more calories and fat at rest." For a plan that only takes 30 minutes, check out Speed Shred, the new follow-along DVD system from Men's Health.

 

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Office Kitchen Bingo

November 12, 2012, 10:11 pm
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Everyone's gotta eat, so no matter who you are in the office - from CEO to unpaid intern - you usually wind up near the kitchen every afternoon. And that's when it happens: you're stuck in a small space with someone whose face you recognize from the hallway but you know nothing about. Next comes the inane chit-chat, as you both go about grabbing your sandwiches from the fridge or warming up your leftovers. Not many people enjoy these interactions, but pretty much everyone can identify with them, which is why we put together this Bingo chart full of just about every type of conversation that's ever taken place in the office kitchen. Check it out during your next lunch to see how many situations you can relate to.

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OK Cupid: An Exploration Into Just How Low Some Guys Will Go

November 12, 2012, 10:19 pm
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A friend of mine recently signed up for OKCupid (an online dating site for those who might be unaware) and was constantly telling me about all the bizarre and pathetic lines guys try to use on her via instant message. She would very blatantly shoot them down and yet they would continue to message her. Obviously, for most women this doesn't come as a surprise whatsoever. I started thinking about it and had a thought: I wonder how far guys would go to get a date or a hook-up. So my OKCupid adventure began...

I set up a profile using the picture of a cute girl I know. Not too sexy of a picture, I didn't want her to look like a slut. So here's my basic profile:

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Cute girl. Everything mostly looks fine. It's a little bizarre that an adult would choose to include the fourth installment of a children's movie in their profile name for a dating site, but I digress.

Now comes the fun part: the bio. I wanted to make this so idiotic and unappealing that no one in their right mind would show interest in this girl. If you are hitting on her after reading her profile you have no interest in anything intellectual whatsoever. Here's part one:

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Let's break this down a bit. It's riddled with typos. This girl clearly lacks the ability to read and write. In the opening paragraph she kind of quotes Katy Perry and says her passions are krumping and interpretive dance but as long as you love chili and art you're golden! She also makes an off-handed racist comment. She then describes what she's doing with her life in the most vague way possible, only sharing a horribly offensive 9/11 joke that she posted on a picture of Willy Wonka. Then you get to what she's really good at and she says iPods. What does that mean?? How are you good at iPods?

Here's part 2 of her bio:

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In the first question she confesses to what seems to be a serious hit and run. Why would you show any interest in her? Under favorites she admits her illiteracy, calls it "Two and One Half Men", lists Geico commercials as one of her favorite shows, and professes love for "Bon Jorvi." Next up on "six things I could never do without", we get the mention of a dead father with September in parentheses - whatever that means - some bizarre proverbs, and then #4 just says YOLO. Finally she spends a lot of time thinking about kids! That's creepy! She doesn't have kids and says she doesn't want kids but ONLY thinks about kids. Fellas, run.

So by reading that bio you would assume most guys steered clear right? No. Not at all. Within 6 hours my profile had been viewed over 400 times and 39 guys had messaged me.

Let's give them the benefit of the doubt and say they didn't really read the bio. They just saw a cute girl and went for it. I'm not saying that's smart but I'm just hoping for their sake they didn't read that train wreck of a description and think "Ok yeah! This is what I've been searching for!"

Once they went to messaging, that's when I got really stupid with it. A few of the guys got one message, realized they were dealing with an idiot/sociopath, and stopped communicating. Others, not so much. Here's what I got within six hours of creating the profile:

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Dude, the first thing she said to you was about her HORRIBLE DIARRHEA. That's her opener. At one point I just typed the word "glue" and he didn't miss a beat.

Here's the next guy:

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The first thing she says here is that she just had an abortion and he replies "Yay :) lol." If that wasn't troubling enough she then says she went to get her arm refitted. What in the world could that mean? Not only does he not question it at all but he gives her his cell number!

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This guy just rolled with the punches didn't he? She tells him that she spent Halloween getting fingered by her cousin and he uses that as a segue to talk about trick or treating with HIS cousins. Sorry buddy, cousin fingering has to be a no no.

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Look guy, there is no way you want to hang out with this girl. Her favorite movies include two Step Up sequels that don't exist, not to mention she spelled Lincoln the way Linkin Park spells it.

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This guy started off with a terrible line so I knew I could push this one a little further. He asked for a secret so he got the story of a c-section birth followed by a questionable adoption. Now having a c-section and giving up the kid isn't a shameful thing but this was the first thing she comes out with after, of course, calling him a "retrad." His thumb wrestling comment was so obnoxious I had to bail. He even grossed out a fake girl. Wow, good job.

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I gotta give it to this guy, at least he bailed whenever I told him I was actually 16 (although saying I was born in 1996 wasn't an immediate give away) He did ignore some serious spelling errors. He should have gone after the mom though, she seems cool!

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He didn't respond, you'd think that line would work for sure!

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He didn't realize how much I loved Ice Age 4. It's a lifestyle.

And finally, the ultimate boyfriend material:

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He thought he'd be cute and just go straight for the sex so I decided to flip it on him and get him involved in prostitution. I thought $45 would turn him away since it's extremely low and was offered to him almost immediately but instead he started bargaining for the deluxe package I guess? He sent about 30 more messages asking for my number and insisting that he was serious.

Now of course I'm not saying that every guy on the internet is desperate and creepy but fellas, browse through that profile a little and make sure you aren't getting ready to message an illiterate part time prostitute with a rubber arm and a history of vehicular crimes. Have fun out there!

 

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The Worst Crimes Committed By Pro Atheletes

November 12, 2012, 11:15 pm
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    We expect a lot from our athletic heroes, which isn't really fair. Underneath their astounding physical abilities, they're just people, with all the faults and foibles that entails. And they sometimes get in trouble with the law. It's pretty common that athletes get busted for partying too hard or using an illegal substance or two, so we won't be dealing with them here. This article is for pro athletes who really crossed a line and committed a major crime. Are you ready to play ball with the justice system?

    Rae Carruth, Murder, 1999

    When a man finds out he's going to be a father, a lot of emotions go through his head. Thankfully, homicidal rage isn't one of them. But for Rae Carruth, a wide receiver for the Carolina Panthers, news that he had a little one on the way wasn't well-received. So when his babymomma Cherica Adams was shot outside his home, it was shocking that the crime was traced back to Carruth. The demented athlete had paid a friend to murder her, and both Adams and the baby died in the hospital. She was alive long enough to identify the shooters. Carruth skipped bail, but was caught by cops hiding in the trunk of a car. He's currently serving 18 to 24 years in prison.

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    Darryl Henley, Cocaine Trafficking and Attempted Murder, 1995

    The Los Angeles Rams thought they got a pretty good deal when they drafted cornerback Daryl Henley fresh out of UCLA. A good kid with a finance degree from a good family, Henley played for the team for five years, performing ably on the field, but late nights got him involved with a bad crowd and Daryl started enjoying the easy money that the cocaine trade had to offer.

    Henley started running a drug ring out of his Brea, California home, using cheerleaders to transport suitcases of drugs. He was busted and, despite a tough legal defense, given 21 years in jail. He didn't learn his lesson, though, and from inside jail tried to set up a hit on the judge who sentenced him, for which he was given another twenty years.

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    Mark Rogowski, Rape and Murder, 1991

    It's not just team sports that breed criminals. One of the most shocking tales in the pro skateboarding world is the story of Mark "Gator" Rogowski. Gator was a pro skater by the age of fourteen, winning competitions around the world and getting endorsement deals. He was one of the biggest names of the 1980s skate scene, but during the 90s his fortunes started to wane and he hit the skids in San Diego, becoming a severe alcoholic.

    One night in 1991, Jessica Bergstein, an old female friend, paid him a visit. A drunken Rogowski took her home, hit her in the back of the head with a metal pole, and raped her before stuffing her body in a surfboard bag and suffocating her. A few weeks later, he confessed the murder to a friend and turned himself in to the police.

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    Robert Rozier, Murder, 1986

    When you're no longer in the big leagues, it can be hard to find your way. But most former athletes don't become cultist serial killers. Meet Robert Rozier, a former defensive end for the St. Louis Cardinals. Rozier only played a half-dozen games for the Cards before being cut loose for drug issues, and from there he spiraled into a life of crime that eventually saw him join "The Brotherhood," a religious group run by a man named Yahweh ben Yahweh.

    To become a full-fledged member, you needed to kill a "white devil," and Rozier did so with aplomb, murdering seven people with a knife in Miami over the next two years. Amazingly enough, Rozier managed to get out of jail after serving only ten years of his sentence because he gave police information about ben Yahweh's organization. He entered witness protection, but is currently back in jail for forging checks.

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    Adonis Stevenson, Prostitution, Assault, 1998

    Haitian-born boxer Adonis Stevenson has kept his nose clean since starting his professional career, but in his younger days he certainly got into some trouble. In November of 1998, Canadian police took him in for his involvement in a prostitution ring that was absolutely out of control. Stevenson and his cohorts would hunt up underage girls and turn them out, making them have sex with paying customers and taking the money.

    If they got out of line, he'd use his powerful fists to knock them around a little bit. For laughs, he'd even make the girls box each other. He spent four years in jail, and when he got out turned his life around completely. Good for him, we guess.

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    O.J. Simpson, Robbery and Kidnapping, 2007

    Okay, yes, O.J. Simpson probably did murder his wife and her lover back in the day, but a courtroom circus has made us unable to include him on this list. Thankfully, the Hall of Famer couldn't keep out of trouble, and in 2007 he embarked upon a totally new criminal adventure.

    The same day that "If I Did It," the book Simpson wrote about the murder he probably did, was released, O.J. and a crew of guys broke into a room at the Palace Station casino in Las Vegas and held the man inside at gunpoint, claiming that he'd stolen sports memorabilia. Cops brought him in and charged him with robbery and kidnapping (because he kept the man against his will) and he got up to 33 years in prison. Hope it was worth it!

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    Eddie Johnson, Child Molestation, 2006

    "Fast" Eddie Johnson was a 49th round draft pick for the Atlanta Hawks in 1977, and although local fans took to him on the court, he never was able to bring his team to the championships and after a decade in the NBA he was forced out due to his drug problems. After leaving the world of pro sports, Johnson let his darker side take over.

    He moved to Florida and was arrested for over 100 offenses, most of them relating to drug usage. But it wasn't just nose candy that made Eddie run - he also had an eye for very young ladies, and in 2006 he was arrested for sexual molestation and battery of an eight year old girl. He was convicted in 2008 and given a mandatory sentence of life in prison with no possibility of parole.

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    Bertil Fox, Murder, 1997

    We're going to consider competitive bodybuilding a sport here, so save your complaints until the end. Bertil Fox was a champion of the muscular arts, achieving a density that few bodybuilders have been able to. He won Jr. Mr. Britain at the age of 18 and went on to win dozens of other titles in England before relocating to Los Angeles to compete.

    After he left competition, he moved back to his native St. Kitts to open a gym. But one of the things that makes bodybuilders so huge is human growth hormone, which can have serious effects on the brain. One day, Fox walked into the dress store that his mother-in-law owned.

    The two got into an argument and Fox pulled out a pistol and murdered both his wife and her mother. He originally tried to claim it was an accident but was sentenced to death by hanging. In 2002 his sentence was commuted to life in prison.

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    Clifford Etienne, Attempted Murder, Robbery, Etc, 2005

    The boxing career of Clifford Etienne began in prison, so it's only proper that it would end there too. The Louisiana-born pugilist started studying the sweet science in prison on a 40 year armed robbery stint, but his performance on the prison boxing team and good behavior earned him early release. He turned pro soon after and was named the "Most Exciting Fighter To Watch" in 2000 by The Ring magazine.

    His career looked good until a 2003 fight with Mike Tyson, who knocked Etienne out in just 43 seconds. After his last pro fight in 2005, Etienne got totally wrecked on cocaine in Baton Rouge, carjacked a family's vehicle, robbed a check cashing business and tried to shoot two policemen. He got 150 years in prison for that little night out.

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    Wolfgang Schwartz, Kidnapping, Human Trafficking, 2006

    You wouldn't think that a wussy sport like figure skating would produce a serious criminal (well, except for Tonya Harding), but here's a chilling tale of a total douchebag. Wolfgang Schwartz was born in Vienna and took home a gold medal at the 1968 Olympics in Grenoble. Once you've reached the highest peak in a sport, there's nowhere to go but down, and after retiring from competition Wolfgang pursued a second career as a procurer of prostitutes for brothels in Vienna.

    Schwartz traveled to Russia and Lithuania to bring girls, but in 2002 he was caught in the act and given a brief prison sentence which was postponed so he could get treatment for skin cancer. He didn't learn his lesson, though, as in 2008 he tried to kidnap the daughter of a Romanian businessman and hold her for ransom. This time he got tossed in jail, cancer or no.

 

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