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Behind the Scenes at the Oddball Comedy Festival

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The Oddball Comedy Festival, which has been touring the country since August, continues to make the rounds through the end of this month. Why should you go? For one thing, big name headliners like Louis C.K., Sarah Silverman, Whitney Cummings and Aziz Ansari are killing it it. Need more inspiration? Here are ten more reasons to grab a ticket.

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1) A lineup that puts Sunday Night Football to shame
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2) Hannibal Buress has been known to wear ... Hannibal Buress
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3) Real-life oddballs will be attending, and doing oddball things, like reclining on their briefcases of nails
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4) Jeffrey Ross'll be there, charming women into the sack
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5) A surprise appearance from Dave Chapelle, which he was equally surprised about.

6) Sarah Silverman has been getting cozy with Jeffrey Ross along the way.
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7) Whitney Cummings will get raunchy (and we like it).
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"Whitney Cummings ... started her set of dating and sex-based material with some zingers that quickly grew raunchy. 'My definition of love is being willing to die for somebody that you yourself want to kill,' she said in one of her few bits that didn't include graphic sexual descriptions or heavy profanity." -HeyReverb.com

8) Jim Gaffigan will snack upon non-Hot Pocket delights at various Holiday Inn Express locations.
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9) Louis C.K. is not standing for anyone's A.D.D.
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"Be quiet, you paid to hear me speak,”" C.K. scolded the crowd. "It'’s like if you ordered spaghetti and just started throwing it out the window.”" -Seattle Times

10) Did we mention one of the sponsors is Airheads?!
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Michigan Couple and Homeless Man Have Threesome, Get in Fight Over Hamburgers

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Michigan is apparently so god-awful these days that people are willing to try anything to make their lives more interesting.

According to Gawker, a couple in Michigan brought a homeless man back to their place last week for a threesome, and that wasn't even close to being the craziest part of the story.

Martin and Daniela Miller invited Michael Chaney back to their Bay City home for a sex sesh, and at one point, Mrs. Miller-for whatever reason-went one-on-one with Chaney. Martin's feelings were obviously hurt, so ChaneyThreesome ends in fight over hamburgers went downstairs to the kitchen to make some hamburgers in an effort to smooth things over.

You heard it here first: Hamburgers do not make things better when a threesome goes awry.

When Chaney brought the burger meat upstairs, Martin Miller threw it in the bathtub where his wife was taking a necessary bath. The usually homeless Chaney obviously took great offense to food being wasted, and an argument ensued in which Miller threatened to kill Chaney.

When the dust settled, Chaney had blacked out from Miller kicking and choking him. Miller was arrested and charged with assault by strangulation, but said he only did what he did because Chaney was "being an asshole."

So, what kind of sign was this guy holding? Awesome Homeless Guy Signs

 

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Attempted Robbery At Gunpoint In Buenos Aires Caught on GoPro Camera

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It's what you are always warned about whenever you go abroad. You take all the proper precautions, but that doesn't mean it can't happen to you. This tourist was on a bike tour in Buenos Aires, Argentina, when a local on a motorcycle rides directly in front of him and stops. Initially, the tourist goes around and laughs it off as an accident, but it turns out the man had other plans. He follows the tourist, pulls out a gun and demands his backpack. I'm not sure why the guy didn't just hand it over, but after much pleading and then running, he finds a cop and tells the people he's with that he captured the whole thing on his GoPro helmet cam. It's pretty insane to watch how it all goes down. Be careful out there, people.

 

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French Model Spends Almost $49,000 to Look Like Sex Doll

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If you want people to stare at you, try picking your nose for three minutes at bus station.

Or, you can spend almost $49,000 on boob jobs and lip implants so you can look like a real-life sex doll.

According to the Daily Mail, a 30-year-old model in Cannes has chosen the latter and seen her lifelong dream of looking like a sex doll come to fruition thanks to her "businessman toyboy boyfriend."

Victoria Wild said she dreamed of looking like a doll since she was a teenager growing up in Latvia, and once she found out about plastic surgery, she obviously became hooked.

"I was very slim and blonde and people would call me Barbie," Wild said. "But I hated my small A cup boobs. I didn't like myself or the way I looked. I had an inferiority complex. I would always dream about resembling a sexy bimbo doll with huge breasts and insanely big lips."

"Who wouldn't want to be treated like a bimbo doll? It's such a sexy look. People stare at me in the street and I love the way I stand out."

Wild said things really took off when she met her Italian businessman boyfriend Simon five years ago, and he encouraged her to fulfill her dream by throwing a boatload of cash in her pocket.

So, if you're keeping score at home, this is apparently not sexy:

French model spends almost $49,000 to look like sex doll


But this is:
French model spends almost $49,000 to look like sex doll
French model spends almost $49,000 to look like sex doll
Just like this busty Australian model, Wild is thinking about having more work done: Australian Model With Size 8M Boobs Is Considering Upsizing Them

 

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Iron Stomach Competitor Falls in Puke-Covered Tarp

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Let's be honest: That shirt sucked anyway.

According to The Concourse, the Iron Stomach is an eating and drinking challenge at University College Dublin in which competitors consume ungodly amounts of food and beverage until they bow out of the competition one by one.

As you might expect, the expulsion of the food and beverage combo is one of the most entertaining-and probably most necessary-happenings of the challenge, and there is a gigantic tarp in front of the stage that protects the spectators from getting doused with vomit.

But after this year's challenge, the tarp will be known for serving two more purposes: protecting the competitors from breaking their faces when they fall off the stage and helping freshmen become instant celebrities on YouTube.


We're not sure who we feel sorrier for, the poor bastard who wrecked his back-to-school gear from Abercrombie & Fitch, or the two blokes who had to reach out and grab a hold of his puke-covered body to pull him back up onto the stage.

Fact: Vomiting is hysterical: 12 Perfectly Timed Photos That Will Make You Laugh 'Til You Puke

 

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Today's Funny Photos

Braves Fan Takes Foul Ball to the Face

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It's the biggest catch-22 in baseball: Do you bring a glove to the ballpark when you're a grown man and spend the entire game getting laughed at because you're a huge dork, or do you risk injury attempting to catch a foul ball hit in your direction because you have zero athletic ability?

An Atlanta Braves fan chose the latter at last night's Braves-Nationals game, and he paid the price for it:

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Because the Braves are terrible, only a dozen or so fans were seated in a section that had a foul ball hit in its direction in the top of the fifth inning. As you can see, one of those spectators decided to use his hat in an effort to haul it in, but like most people wearing Tom Glavine shirts these days who aren't really Tom Glavine, he didn't catch it.

Well, I guess you could technically say he caught it ... in that he caught it with his face:
See the full video clip here.

The guy looked pretty dazed when they cut to a live shot several minutes later, but hey, at least he didn't look like an absolute nerd like the old guy sporting a yellow shirt and baseball glove two rows behind him.

It could have been much worse: Marlins Outfielder Giancarlo Stanton Shares Gross Photo of His Busted Face

 

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The 10 Greatest Things Ever Accomplished on Acid

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George Carlin said, "Dropping acid was a profound turning point for me, a seminal experience. I make no apologies for it. More people should do acid. It should be sold over the counter." They say it expands your consciousness and makes you view the world differently after you do it. Late comedian Bill Hicks famously inquired as to why there were never any good drug stories on the news. Bill, this one's for you.

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This Is The Cruelest Prank Any Dad Has Ever Pulled On A Child

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As far as building up your kid's expectations and then just absolutely destroying them, I'm not sure it gets much crueler than this little bait-and-switch. I'm pretty sure this kid will have issues for the rest of his life after this.

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Via Memewhore

 

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These Horrible Marriage Proposals Don't Exactly Scream Romance

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Normally, marriage proposals require a lot of thought and effort so they can be executed perfectly and romantically. But that isn't always how things go down. Sometimes either the thought or the effort (or both) are nowhere to be found. The following attempts at romantic gestures all fall into these categories.

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(h/t Distractify)

 

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Yodel the Night Away at 2014's Biggest Oktoberfests

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If you find yourself yodeling in your sleep, it might be the exciting number of ensuing German-style festivals coming up to celebrate the autumn. With a number of classic Oktoberfests spread across the country, it's only fair that everybody be aware of the best around and forewarned of which neighborhoods to cobest oktoberfests, oktoberfest zinzinnativer your children's eyes.

Oktoberfest Zinzinnati (Cincinnati, OH) September 19-21
The king of American Oktoberfests is also the world's second largest celebration next to Munich's. Cincinnati has been hosting their German festival Zinzinnati since 1976, drawing nearly half a million people each year over the course of a weekend. The festival rocks seven stages of live music, the Running of the Wieners, a brat-eating contest and plenty of strange beer drinking challenges.

Oktoberfest by the Bay (San Francisco, CA) September 19-21
Home of more than a dozen German clubs, San Francisco is surprisingly a very qualified host for a good yodel. Jetting out at Pier 48, the party actually takes place by the bay (and it's a pretty name for a gala) where large amounts of quality Bavarian dishes and festive local bands will transform the already-colorful city into a German spectacular.

Fremont Oktoberfest (Seattle, WA) September 19-21
With more than 80 microbrews and German beers to choose from and liter boots to drink them from (yes, you read that right: 80) at the Tasting Garden, Seattle hosts a pretty decent Oktoberfest. Drinks and games hosted by Buxom beer, gentlemen can get excited about ditching the family for the Miss Buxom (that played out nicely) contest before watching the Seahawks hit the Broncos. Then he gets to make it up to the family by waking up hungover and running it off at the annual Fremont 5K and then family day where kids and animals are welcome (is there really a difference between the two?).

The German-American Steuben Parade (New York City, NY) September 20
The biggest beer fest of the year lands in Central Park for the Big Apple's version of Oktoberfest. With bands (clearly German) like Spitze! and Die Schlauberger strolling into town, along with the U.S. Championship in Masskrugstemmen-a Hofbräu beer Olympics of sorts-and special guest Melina performing, this big city housing a tight-knit festival vibe will go off without a hitch. Let's just hope Melina doesn't sing "I Love German Boys" too many times.

Oktoberfest Chicago (Chicago, IL) September 26-28
Everything is better when you get it Chicago style, so why would Oktoberfest be any different? With pretzel necklaces, consecutive days of craft beer and enough German pride to choke a yodeler, Chicago will fill south Lakeview with good times. Hosted by St. Alphonsus, the Trippin' Billies and plenty of other live talent are set to appear in amongst all the beer, brats and busty German ladies. And although they may not color the river like they do on St. Patty's Day, if enough people vomit it might turn a different shade.

Denver Oktoberfest (Denver, CO) September 19-21, 26-28
A close second in size to Cincinnati's festivities is Denver's celebration since 1969, only the Rocky Mountains are hosting back-to-back weekends, expecting nearly 350 thousand woodsy beer lovers. Festival goers will enjoy some classic games of Keg Bowling and a Long Dog Derby, nothing too out of the ordinary for the Bavarian-loving types, in the Rocky's 45th annual German get-down.
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Harpoon Octoberfest (Boston, MA) October 3 & 4
The city that always drinks is having its annual Harpoon-hosted extravaganza, throwing open the gates of their Boston brewery and letting the crazy Boston drunks inhibit since that fateful day back in 1990. Celebrate the brewery's 25th anniversary where there's sure to be drinks, music and plenty of angry Bostonians trying to behave themselves.

Acadia's Oktoberfest (Southwest Harbor, ME) October 10 &11
New England's small town vibe falls into the Acadia Oktoberfest as folks gather for the usual beer and stein-holding contests. Broken up into two separate the days, the festival hosts its fifth annual wine and cheese tasting on the 10th and finish strong with an all-afternoon beer festival the next day. Expect keg tosses at both, whether they like it or not.

Ocean Beach Oktoberfest (San Diego, CA) October 10 & 11
The Miss Oktoberfest competition alone should be reason enough to go, but the OB's Oktoberfest is also celebrating its 10th anniversary this year, which means pulling out all the stops. We're not sure what that means, but there's a Miss Oktoberfest competition dammit! Activities include the annual Brat Trot beach run, bratwurst-eating competition and the Sausage Toss with more than $10 thousand in prizes to be received. Also, there's a Miss Oktoberfest competition.

Big Bear Oktoberfest (Big Bear Lake, CA) September 13 through October 25
The six-week celebration is already underway with lots of emphasis on live German music and good food. With staple bands returning and two new bands straight from Germany performing throughout the next couple months, Big Bear is more than just a vacation spot now. Serving up five-course authentic German meals the entire length of the Oktoberfest and closing the festival with a huge Halloween Spooktacular, Big Bear's 44th annual party on the lake is looking mighty tasty.

 

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The Most Hilarious Hallmark Fails

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Greeting card writers have lots of accountability; imagine spending eight hours a day putting to words the emotions, hopes and dreams of the human race-the innermost thoughts and wishes they can't actually express themselves-in the space of a tweet, and paired with stock art! Unnerving.

As such, it's only fitting that we take a day each year to recognize their hard work, and need for affection, on National Hug a Greeting Card Writer Day this week. That said, we'd be remiss not to call into question the authors of the Hallmark fails below.

The Pick-Me-Up
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A compliment means so much more when it comes from a Dachshund sitting in a suggestive way on the lap of a hunky male model.

For the Unisex Baby
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Let's be real: All babies look the same anyway.

For Dads (in Colorado and Washington State)
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Dad, I can explain. But let me do it in a cheerful, painless way by giving you this colorful Easter-themed greeting card that I may or may not have purchased after eating a questionable brownie.

For New Relationships
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You should always ask first. It's the polite thing to do.

For Shut-Ins and Folks Featured on "Hoarders: Buried Alive"
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Cat moms need to feel loved on Mother's Day, too-even if they have to buy this card themselves.

For Ineffective Educators
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Maybe this was done on purpose, since teachers love to correct spelling mistakes.

For Detectives Olivia Benson and Elliot Stabler
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Finally, a greeting card for pedophiles!

From Your Appreciative Lady
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Confession: It wasn't her gorgeous smile that won you over.

 

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The Top 10 Worst Coaching Decisions in Sports History

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Sean Payton called for an onside kick to begin the second half of a Super Bowl. Vince Lombardi let Bart Starr sneak his way to an "Ice Bowl" victory. Paul Westhead moved rookie point guard Magic Johnson to center to win an NBA championship.

These guys didn't do any of that. Here are the 10 biggest coaching decision backfires of all time:

10. Dennis Green Doesn't Try to Win in Regulation
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The Minnesota Vikings had lost just one game during the 1998 season thanks to what was, at the time, the most potent offense in NFL history. Randall Cunningham threw 34 touchdown passes during the regular season, and Randy Moss caught 17 of them. Yet, with the score tied at 27 in the NFC Championship Game against the Atlanta Falcons, head coach Dennis Green decided to run the clock out and take his chances in overtime despite having a 3rd-and-3 from their own 30 with 30 seconds and two timeouts remaining. Yeah, they lost that one, and haven't been as good since. (Photo credit: Jamie Squire/Allsport)


9. P.J. Carlesimo Tells Latrell Sprewell to "Put a Little Mustard" on His Passes
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Of course, nobody would have expected a four-time All-Star like Sprewell choking Carlesimo for 15 to 20 seconds to be a reasonable reaction to such a simple request at a team practice in 1997. Throw in the fact that Sprewell threatened to kill Carlesimo and returned to the practice court 20 minutes later to beat the snot out of him, and we're pretty sure Carlesimo would have called out somebody like Muggsy Bogues instead if he had a chance to live that day over again. (Photo credit: JOHN G. MABANGLO/AFP/Getty Images)


8. The Soviets Pull the Goalie
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The USA Men's Hockey Team's 1980 "Miracle on Ice" might not have happened if Soviet coach Viktor Tikhonov wouldn't have benched Vladislav Tretiak with the score tied at two apiece at the end of the first period of their semifinal game. Tretiak was considered by most to be the best goalie in the world at the time and had led the Soviets to gold at the 1972 and 1976 games. The move led to one USA coach calling Tikhonov "nuts." (Photo credit: B Bennett/Getty Images)


7. Jason Garrett Ices His Own Kicker
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Using a timeout to ice the opposing team's kicker has become almost as trendy as Justin Bieber hate mail. But Cowboys head coach Jason Garrett did it to his own kicker Dan Bailey right before he put one through the uprights from 49 yards out for what would have been a 16-13 victory over the Cardinals in 2011. Bailey would miss his next kick, the Cards would win it in overtime, and the Cowboys would miss the postseason by one game. (Photo credit: Norm Hall/Getty Images)


6. Joe Torre Goes With Jeff Weaver Instead of Mariano Rivera
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The general rule of thumb is that when you have the greatest closer in the history of Major League Baseball, you use him. But with the score tied at three apiece in the 11th inning of Game 4 of the 2003 World Series, Yankees manager Joe Torre opted for Weaver instead of Rivera. Weaver managed to get through the 11th, but Torre brought him out again for the 12th, and Florida's Alex Gonzalez made him pay by hitting a walk-off home run. (Photo credit: James Keivom/NY Daily News Archive via Getty Images)


5. Dodgers Manager Chuck Dressen Allows the "Shot Heard 'Round the World"
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Ralph Branca had already given up two home runs to Giants outfielder Bobby Thomson in 1951 before he was summoned by Dressen to face him again in the third and final game of the National League tie-breaker series. Even more baffling was the fact that Branca had thrown 135 pitches in a losing effort just two days earlier. Dressen's hunch ended up being pure garbage, as Thomson hit one of the most famous home runs in baseball history and sent the Giants to the World Series. (Photo credit: Mark Rucker/Transcendental Graphics, Getty Images)


4. Foolish Play Call Leads to the "Miracle at the Meadowlands"
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You play to win the game, OK? I mean, what can you say about a guy who calls for a running play when all he had to do was tell his quarterback to take a knee? In fact, New York Giants offensive coordinator Bob Gibson was so out of his mind in 1978 as his team held a 17-12 lead over the visiting Eagles with just 20 seconds left, that he called a running play even though the quarterback had taken a knee on the prior play. It doesn't take an Ivy League scholar to figure out what happened next. Even though running back Larry Csonka said, "Don't give me the ball," in the huddle, he got it anyway. The exchange went awry, and Herm Edwards picked up the fumble and ran 26 yards for the game-winning score. Gibson was fired after the game and never called another NFL play. (Photo credit: AP via ESPN.com)


3. Marty Mornhinweg Defers in Overtime
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Mornhinweg lost 27 games in two years as the head coach of the Detroit Lions, but none was more infamous than the 20-17 overtime loss where he chose the wind instead of the ball despite the fact that overtime games at the time were sudden death. In that overtime period, Mornhinweg also accepted a penalty even though declining it meant Chicago would have had to attempt a 52-yard field goal into a 17 MPH wind. He was fired five games later. (Photo credit: Danny Moloshok/Getty Images)


2. Bill Belichick Goes for It on 4th and 2 From His Own 28
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Up six points with just over two minutes remaining in a Sunday night matchup against the undefeated Indianapolis Colts in 2009, Belichick's New England Patriots faced a 4th and 2 situation from their own 28-yard line. When Tom Brady took the field instead of New England's punter, most thought the Pats were either going to try to draw the Colts offside or make them burn their final timeout. That wasn't the case, as Brady's pass to Kevin Faulk was caught shy of the first down marker, and the Colts went on to win the game 35-34. (Photo credit: Andy Lyons/Getty Images)


1. Grady Little Lets Pedro Martinez Keep Pitching
worst coaching decisions, grady little pedro martinez Pedro Martinez was one of the best pitchers of the last 30 years, but according to Wikipedia, his ERA in 2003 nearly tripled when he went beyond the 100-pitch threshold. With the Red Sox sporting a three-run lead in the bottom of the eighth inning of Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS, with "three well-rested relievers" waiting in the bullpen, Little instead left Martinez in the game. The Yankees would score three runs to tie the game, and Aaron Boone would hit a game-winning home run in extra innings to devastate Red Sox Nation yet again. (Photo credit: Al Tielemans /Sports Illustrated/Getty Images)

 

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TV's Most Intimidating Dads

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Sure, you thought your girlfriend's father was unapproachable, terrifying and downright nasty when you first met him. But when you stack him up against some of these classic characters from television, he's practically Mr Rogers. Get ready to quiver in your boots (and thank God you're not dating his daughter) at the thought of TV's most intimidating dads.

Joe Morton, Scandal
TV's most intimidating dads
He's: Rowan "Eli" Pope, Command of the elite black ops program B613
She's: Olivia Pope (Kerry Washington), lawyer and crisis manager, Pope & Associates
Though Eli is hands down the most powerful man in the free world (c'mon, even the president needs to ask his permission to do anything), it's actually Liv's mother who leaves us wetting the bed at night. The entire family's ballistic, but for a chance at Kerry Washington we think it'd be worth putting in the time at a few of those insufferable father/daughter Sunday night dinners.

Kiefer Sutherland, 24
TV's most intimidating dads
He's: Jack Bauer, a Counter Terrorist Unit agent
She's: Kim Bauer (Elisha Cuthbert), his only daughter, and she's down to break the rules
Ranked as "TV's #1 Toughest Man" by Sky 1, Jack was once captured by Chinese agents who tortured him for two whole years, and he didn't speak a single word the entire time. On top of that his wife, his boss, his best friend, his girlfriend, and his former president have all been murdered -- so you better get little Kimmy home before curfew, because pops has some rage issues.

James LaRue Avery, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
TV's most intimidating dads
He's: Philip Banks, an LA County judge and former Civil Rights leader
She's: Hilary Banks (Karyn Parsons), a daytime talk show host
The Honorable Uncle Phil could have you locked up with a simple phone call. One word from him and you could be remanded ... permanently. Phil showed his softer side at times, but was also a bit of a sociopath ('member when he used medieval torture devices on Will -- his own nephew?).

Ron Leibman, Friends
TV's most intimidating dads
He's: Dr Leonard Green, a vascular surgeon
She's: Rachel Green (Jennifer Anniston), a fashion merchandizing manager
Though it debuted a whole 20yrs ago this week (yes, you're that old), you'll likely remember Ross suffering tremors on any episode with a Dr Green cameo. The harsh, sarcastic disciplinarian always had to have his own way, and wasn't afraid of bankrupting his favorite daughter just to make a point.

Kurtwood Smith, That '70s Show
TV's most intimidating dads
He's: Red Forman, retired, veteran of both WWII and the Korean War
She's: Laurie Foreman (Lisa Robin Kelly/Christina Moore), evil older sister
Red's perpetually disgruntled, ill-tempered and insensitive. Sounds like a joy, right? Saddle him with the additional burden of a "dumbass" son and freeloading hoe of a daughter, and you might just understand why he's so cantankerous.

Charles Dance, Game of Thrones
TV's most intimidating dads
He's: Tywin Lannister, former head of House of Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock, Warden of the West, Lord Paramount of the Westerlands, Hand of the King and Protector of the Realm
She's: Cersei Lannister (Lena Headley), Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, and most televised twincester
Before he bit the big one, Pappa Lannister was as rich and powerful as he was a major failure as a father. And downright cruel human being. Though all that Westerland wealth might seem worth marrying into, this family proves 'mo money really does equal 'mo problems.

James Gandolfini, The Sopranos
TV's most intimidating dads
He's: Tony Soprano, crime boss, waste management consultant, and co-owner of Satriale's Meat Market and Bada Bing
She's: Meadow Soprano (Jamie-Lynn Sigler), student
Sure, he's a little bit racist. And has killed eight people with his own hands. And lies like hell to conceal his shadiness. Okay, so we can't actually think of a good reason to risk asking Meadow out after all.

 

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