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9 Strange Cuts of Meat to Ask Your Butcher For

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The majority of us tend to play it safe when buying meat and never stray too far beyond ribeyes, sirloins, skirt steaks or chops. The fact is, we're missing out. There's a whole lot more meat on a cow, pig or lamb to audition and experiment with than just the obvious parts. Most of the meats on this list usually wind up getting tossed out or turned into dog food, but serious eaters know there can be a lot of reward in the deeply weird. Next time you're meat shopping and feeling adventurous, ask your butcher about some of these cuts. It'll be impressive, and you can freak your friends out by telling them how much you enjoy brains and tripe.

Gizzards
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A gizzard is part of the digestive system of a bird (as well as alligators and some fish) and functions like a food processor to help break down seeds and other difficult to digest items. Almost everywhere in the world except the United States, these chewy, richly flavored organs are eaten often and with great enthusiasm. In France, gizzards might be confited and served in a salad. In Japan, they may appear as part of grilled yakitori. Trinidadian gizzard fans often eat them curried with roti bread. In some more enlightened Stateside areas-predominantly the South-gizzards are usually deep fried and served with hot sauce.

Kidneys
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The second chapter of James Joyce's "Ulysses" finds Leopold Bloom buying and cooking kidney from a local butcher. Kidneys are Bloom's special favorite, offering a "fine tang of faintly scented urine." Had he sliced them open and let them soak in cold water for a couple of hours, he could have removed that tang and enjoyed their deep, earthy flavor and motherlode quantities of iron and vitamins A and B. Most recipes recommend pairing kidneys with "big" flavors like mustard or Bordeaux and cooking them quickly, since prolonged exposure to heat will make the meat tough and chewy.

Heart
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The heart is something most butchers simply throw away, but many chefs get positively rhapsodic about it. It's a lean cut of meat with a lot of flavor and a firm texture-and stunningly cheap. Heart needs to be cooked for either a long, long time or very quickly (possibly not at all) and a quick search turns up all sorts of recipes like heart and watermelon salad, heart rillettes, heart kebabs and even heart tartare.

Tongue
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Of all the weird cuts of meat we're discussing, tongue is probably the most common and the least likely to make unadventurous eaters hyperventilate. Although you can eat pig and lamb's tongue, most of the time you're talking beef tongue. It's dense and chewy and full of fat, but tongue is also just as densely packed with flavor-as many delicatessen fans will attest. Tongue takes a while to cook and is most often braised to break down the toughness (although some cooks promise it makes a great roast). Consider serving tongue with a horseradish-mustard sauce, as the filling for a taco or in a sweet-sour style, a la Mario Batali.

Tripe
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If you find yourself with an intense craving for a high dose of vitamin B12, then dig into a serving of washed, bleached and slowly cooked beef stomach. Tripe can be served pickled or grilled, but around the world, it's most commonly found in soups or stews (it's also a standard ingredient in commercially prepared breakfast sausages, but you probably don't want to know that). Not unlike tofu, tripe has a pretty neutral taste that absorbs whatever spices and flavorings it's cooked with; what it lacks in flavor it makes up for in scent-it is potent and pungent and no one will ever describe it as pleasant. Tripe is a labor-intensive food that many people think isn't worth the effort, although Italian and Spanish cooks with a jones for tradition have made a fetish of the stuff.

Brains
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They're described as having a creamy texture and flavor unlike anything else. They're composed mostly of fat and are much loved in traditional French country cooking. But, ultimately, whether you are eating them poached, seared or deep-fried, you are eating brains-a tough sell to even the most adventurous modern day gastronome. A quick Internet search turns up hundreds of recipes-perhaps Parmesan-crusted lambs brains might be a good point of entry-but one of the more common methods of preparation is to serve them with eggs. In fact, the good folks at Armour & Company have a line of pork brains in milk gravy available in Southern supermarkets, one of the few areas boasting routine domestic brain consumption. There is a quick and easy recipe for brains and eggs right there on the label.

Cockscombs
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You have to marvel at the visionary powers of the first person to decide that the fleshy crown of a rooster or chicken could be cut away, poked full of holes, boiled until the outer skin comes off, and then braised in aromatic liquids. Cockscombs are pretty standard stuff in Chinese cuisine, and old-school French cooks never wasted them, but today only die-hards like chef Chris Cosentino of San Francisco's Incanto restaurant give them much play. Cosentino's website features a few recipes for cockscombs, such as cockscombs with oyster mushrooms and candied cockscombs for dessert.

Pig Ears
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Pig ears are most often found at pet store counters, where they are sold as delicious (or so it's assumed) treats for dogs. But in Japan, Portugal, Spain, China, the Philippines and in American soul food cuisine, they provides crunchy texture and a nice pork flavor to dishes like red-braised, smothered, pickled or crispy pig ears. They need to be boiled for quite a while to soften all the cartilage, but the results are actually worth the work. For those concerned about these things, it will come as a relief to learn that pigs ears contain virtually no carbohydrates.

Blood
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It's OK to admit it: even the most heroic diner is going to hesitate before consuming the blood of an animal. In fact, if you keep Kosher, it's forbidden. However, blood has a long and storied tradition in cooking. In Spanish tapas joints, blood is cooked, solidified, and then cut into little squares. All over Europe, thrifty cooks use it to make sausage and French cooks often used it to thicken sauces. Blood has always been considered a hearty food, good for vigor in cold weather and it has been an enduring favorite of the undead for millennia.

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Here's Proof That Police Officers are Fully Capable of Having a Sense of Humor

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Unless you live under a rock, you've probably had a few run-ins with the authorities. Whether they were positive or negative experiences, we can all agree that police officers have a pretty tough job that often comes with a bad reputation (sometimes justifiably). None of that is any fun, though, so let's focus on the lighter side of the law and check out these cops who are fully capable of having a sense of humor on the job.

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The Most Memorable Supporting Players in 'Ferris Bueller's Day Off'

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Matthew Broderick was amazing as Ferris Bueller. The same can be said for Jennifer Grey as his sister, Jeannie, and Jeffrey Jones as the hellbent Principal Rooney. But what also made the movie shine so brightly was all the supporting characters. Here we look at the most memorable of them and the actor/actress who brought them to life.

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Mr. and Mrs. Bueller, played by Lyman Ward and Cindy Pickett

They are not bad parents. Heck, they gifted their children with cars and computers. But they are easily fooled and have difficulty seeing or recognizing their own son running alongside or in front of the cars in which they are driving. Cars with very clean windows.

Played by Lyman Ward and Cindy Pickett, they were the perfect suburban parents to perfectly mischievous Ferris Bueller. Though downplayed, there was definite chemistry between the two. So much so that they married in real life after shooting the movie.


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Economics Teacher, played by Ben Stein

We never found out his name. But he didn't need one to become films' most favorite teacher ever. Director John Hughes just asked novice actor Ben Stein to improv a lecture on economics and the rest is history.

Stein's previous accomplishments were beyond impressive. Speechwriter for Presidents Nixon and Ford, Yale-educated lawyer, college professor, fiction and nonfiction writer, and a co-creator of "Fernwood 2 Night!" But boring the hell and saliva out of Ferris' first period classmates made him a movie icon and set him off on a path to celebrity that continues today with appearances in film, TV, and commercials.


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Flower Deliveryman, played by Louie Anderson

Most of Louie Anderson's role as the Flower Deliveryman ended up on the cutting room floor. We never even got to hear him speak. But somehow his performance came through, quietly presenting flowers to the Bueller household from a community desperately concerned about the declining Ferris.

His best moment though had him bopping backup to the sweet poem delivered by the Singing Nurse, played memorably by Stephanie Blake. Because the door is shut in their faces before she could finish, we never actually find out what she would like to do to Ferris, but our own imaginations and rhyming abilities can certainly fill in the blank.


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Boy in Police Station, played by Charlie Sheen

Who knew that the Boy in Police Station would one day become a Winning Warlock with Tiger Blood coursing through his veins? And who knew then that Charlie Sheen would one day become very familiar with police stations?

But here is Charlie Sheen at his hushed best, slowly seducing the acidic Jeannie Bueller with soft, measured, unvarnished advice. Jeannie is a girl in need of a life lesson and she finds one from the unlikeliest Boy in the unlikeliest place. And they are soon sucking face.

John Hughes had fond memories of Sheen, who only shot for one day and brought the same ease to the set that he found with his brother Emilio whom Hughes had previously directed in "The Breakfast Club." Sheen has mellowed out since his infamous meltdown from a few years back, but here in "Ferris" he was at the top of his game and though his appearance was brief, it showed.


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Girl on the Bus, played by Polly Noonan

The credits roll and just when you think this comedy classic is over, there's more. We get one last dose of humiliation for Principal Ed Rooney as he is forced to ride the bus home with the students he despises. And his seatmate is the perfectly weird Girl on the Bus.

The Girl tries to be as friendly as she can be to the visibly scraped Rooney, but he is having none of it, even going as far as flicking the warm gummy bear she has generously shared with him down the bus. Her sweetness, no match for the bitter administrator.

The glasses given actress Polly Noonan to wear in this scene so distorted her vision that they made her sick and were so heavy they kept sliding down her nose, which can easily be seen in one of the shots of her. But Noonan, like the other supporting cast, is a pro and brings big things to her small role.


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Chez Quis Maitre D', played by Jonathan Schmock

The film's ultimate lesson is you don't tangle with Ferris Bueller. Principal Rooney finds this out the hardest way, but the Chez Quis Maitre D' bears some brunt as well. No, Ferris does not look like Abe Froman, the Sausage King of Chicago. And correctly, he isn't. But Ferris is a master of telephone trickery and with accomplices Cameron and Sloan as able back-up, this front of houseman can't stand in their way of a table at his upscale eatery.

Jonathan Schmock perfectly plays the snooty (or is it snotty?) Maitre D' with a memorably comic performance. Schmock can be still seen playing the foil on various television shows but has also found much success as a TV comedy writer.


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Garage Attendant, played by Richard Edson

This Garage Attendant is the last guy you'd want to leave a 1961 Ferrari 250GT with. And despite Cameron's deep worry, they do. Hughes wanted someone who immediately looked suspicious and actor Richard Edson fit the bill to a tee.

Playing this pivotal role with the perfect amount of confidence and sleaze, Richard Edson takes us on a flying joy ride with minimal amount of screen time. We wouldn't want to leave our luxury car with him, but we'd sure like to ride shotgun some time.


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Grace, played by Edie McClurg

Playing school secretary Grace, Rooney's only ally, McClurg's performance is hands down the funniest in the film with one quotable line after another. "Well, hello, Jeannie, who's bothering you now?" is an unsung favorite of ours. And whether sniffing liquid paper with a soft uncontainable squeal or easily rattling off the hierarchy of the student body to the clueless principal, she makes her office a wonderland of magical moil and mischief.

McClurg was a pro at improv, but her screen partner, Jeffrey Jones as Rooney, was not. But many of the film's scenes relied on this unscripted method, in particular much of the physical comedy that occurred in the school office. With McClurg's seasoned guidance the two turned their off the cuff performances into one impressive example of a superior comedy duo.

It was director John Hughes' love of performance and improv that allowed McClurg and her fellow castmates listed above to breathe extra life into their small roles to lift them off the screen as something uncommonly special. McClurg explained this in a Moviefone interview celebrating the actress on the film's 25th Anniversary: "[We] were those small parts which would be not small characters, you know what I mean? We're memorable because he made us memorable."

 

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Two Female Louisiana English Teachers Arrested for Having Threesome With Student

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Here's another chapter from the book titled, "Where Were These Teachers When I Was in High School?"

According to The Smoking Gun, two female teachers at a Louisiana High School were arrested for "inappropriate sexual contact" and felony "carnal knowledge of a juvenile" after their 16-year-old victim/luckiest guy on the planet bragged about it amongst his fellow students. Here is what they look like (via Gawker):

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Both Shelley Dufresne (left) and Rachel Respess (right) teach English at Destrehan High School in St. Charles, with Respess having the victim in her class last year and Dufresne this year.

Police said the threesome went down the night of September 12 and carried into the early morning hours at Respess's apartment. While Respess stopped short of a confession, she did provide authorities with details of what occurred that night, and now police are searching for evidence such as photos that may have been taken on what had to be the best night of that kid's life.

Meanwhile, Dufresne was released on $200,000 bond and will be confined to her house. She has three kids and a husband, whom we assume is crazy pissed that his wife never offered up something like this to him on a Friday night.

It could have ended up much worse for everybody involved: Texas Man Stabs Roommate Who Was Having a Birthday Threesome

 

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There is No Better Way to Deal With a Spam Texter Than This

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We all know about spam emails and how annoying those are, but occasionally awful companies and/or shady entrepreneurs can acquire your cell phone numbers and spam those, too. Sure you can just ignore them, but that doesn't really deliver the justice these trolling spammers deserve. Instead, you should troll right back, like this person did to some S.O.B. named Harris. Sorry, Harris, but you just got owned.

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North Dakota High School Bans Yoga Pants and Skinny Jeans Because of 'Horny Boys'

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Yoga pants can be the greatest invention since internet porn, but anybody who has been to Minnesota recently will tell you they can also be the worst.
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According to Uproxx, a North Dakota High School has not only banned yoga pants in its classrooms, but also skinny jeans and leggings, and it's all because of "horny boys."

Devils Lake High School banned the clothing after determining they could "cause boys to focus on something other than schoolwork." To prove just how damning yoga pants and leggings can be, school officials even went as far as showing clips of Julia Roberts in "Pretty Woman" wearing pretty much the same thing. Of course, Roberts played a prostitute in the film.

Many female students are pissed at the ban, with one coming to the conclusion that the only thing left for them to wear is sweatpants, and that's just gross.

Between showing students a movie featuring Julia Roberts as a hooker and teachers having a threesome with their student, it's been one hell of a day for America's high schools: Two Female Louisiana English Teachers Arrested for Having Threesome With Student

 

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Mandatory Viewing: The Worst Airplane Passengers Ever

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Mandatory Viewing: The Worst Airplane Passengers Ever

Welcome to Mandatory Viewing, our weekly show where we talk about sports, politics, current event and really weird Internet videos we hope our children will never see. This week: the very worst passengers on planes, why fedora wearers are the worst, and much more.

 

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Let's be honest, no one was going to be interested in the picture you were about to take. And then all of a sudden, magic happened. Right as you pressed down to snap that photo, one of your subjects managed to make it worthy of Internet glory by accidentally dropping something they were holding. You owe that person a huge thank you because it made us care about your photo.

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

 

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The 10 Best Movies Banned in Asia

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A government that censors art unwittingly reveals a lot about its fears. The following movies were such glaring no-no's in these countries, that they banished them out of existence forever. Here's to life in the Land of the Free, where a mere child of six could watch VH1's "Dating Naked" from the comforts of cable.


1. Borat
Where: Kazakhstan
Why: According to authorities, it's because Sacha Baron Cohen portrays Kazakhs as racist, sexist, homophobic (OK, they didn't really care about that one) and grossly naïve to modern dignities such as crapping in a toilet instead of a plastic bag. The ban also cites Borat's bragging over incest and rape. In 2012 however, the glorious nation publicly thanked Baron Cohen for boosting tourism ten-fold. (Photo credit: 20th Century Fox/Photofest)


2. Schindler's List
Where: Malaysia
Why: The government put it thusly: "The story of the film reflects the privilege of virtues of a certain race only." Malaysia also bemoaned depicting Jewish people in a positive light while casting Germans as cold, bloodless, blond-haired, blue-eyed soldiers of Satan. When officials approached Steven Spielberg with a compromise the lift the ban-contingent upon cutting key scenes of Jews being cool-Spielberg bellowed a "HELL NAW" and flew to Normandy to film his next movie. (Photo credit: Universal Pictures/ Photofest)


3. South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut
Where: Iraq
Why: Saddam Hussein is cast as Satan's lover, a loud and insufferably dickish man whose evil knows no bounds. A master manipulator, he often goads Satan into uncompromising and unfathomably uncomfortable sexual positions. And he always finishes first. So, Iraq took issue with the characterization of its beloved fifth president and banned the shit out of South Park. (Photo credit: Comedy Central/Photofest)


4. 2012
Where: North Korea
Why: North Korea's founder and very first glorious dear leader Kim Il-sung celebrated his 100th birthday from the grave in 2012. It marked the centenary of his birth, a highly symbolic year, one late bespectacled mini-totalitarian Kim Jong-il declared to the masses would "open the grand gates to becoming a rising superpower." His only obstacle? John Cusack.

The looming release of "2012" totally messed with lil' Jong-il's juju, fearing that it might induce hysteria across the notoriously superstitious nation. He preemptively banned the film from his majestic land of tulips and executions, and we're still waiting on that national uprising. (Photo credit: Photofest/Sony Pictures Classics)


5. Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Where: Thailand
Why: The National Film Board believed the Kevin Smith comedy could encourage copycats. Censors claim the film violated moral principles of Thailand, underscoring Jason Mewes' full-frontal mule showing at the end. It begs the question why a country whose capital is dubbed "Sin City of Asia" would give two bowls of steamy brown rice over its content. (Photo credit: The Weinstein Company/Photofest)



6. The Simpson's Movie
Where: Burma
Why: Because the Simpson's have yellow skin. Racist much, Burma? The Motion Picture & Video Censor Board banned "The Simpson's Movie" due to a bizarre edict stating colors yellow and red can't be shown in movies. Apparently the board issues decrees randomly and arbitrarily, upping kowtowing ante in case anyone gets uppity and steps outta place. (Photo credit: Twentieth Century-Fox Film Corporation/Photofest)


7. Noah
Where: Saudi Arabia, Qatar, United Arab Emirates, etc.
Why: Fatwas-be-a-flyin' when Darren Aronofsky's film hit the big screen this year. Six countries deemed it totes sacrilege, noting contradictions to Islam and the personification of prophets in art. (Photo credit: Paramount Pictures/Photofest)


8. Memoirs of a Geisha
Where: China
Why: The novel of the same name went quietly uncontroversial, and the film featured some of China's finest acting talent. But "Memoirs of a Geisha" would strike an emotional chord with many, set amid the Second Sino-Japanese War in which Chinese women were often sold into sexual slavery by the imperialist Japanese. It was "too sensitive" and received a "negative social response," and some thought the film could breed anti-Japan sentiment. (Photo credit: Sony Pictures/Photofest)


9. The Departed
Where: China
Why: State-run film distributors felt it was unsuitable for the public. They didn't appreciate the scene where Jack Nicholson sells stolen missile-guidance processors to the Chinese government. According to the USA Today, "Leaking U.S. technology to China is a sensitive political issue, and its portrayal in the movie likely worried the company's executives."

The Chinese offered to cut out a few scenes to lift the ban, but you can crop and chop and edit "The Departed" all you want and still have 120 minutes of gravely C-bombs being dropped in some dusky Southie bar where testosterone-addled lowlives and longshoremen congregate. (Photo credit: Warner Bros./Photofest)


10. Brokeback Mountain
Where: China
Why: When Heath Ledger mounted Jake Gyllenhaal and went full-blown jackhammer in that little mountain tent, Chinese censors collectively sighed, "No way in hell." Homosexuality is still a fringe topic in the People's Republic, such a taboo in fact that when they encounter it they hide it and suppress it and pray the gay away, much like your common closeted thought. (Photo credit: Focus Features/Photofest)

 

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Lame Adult Party BINGO

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We've all been stuck at a lame adult party. The food sucks, nobody wants to be there and the hosts won't stop trying to show you their new crown molding installation. Well, now you can spice up your next terrible social gathering with Lame Adult Party BINGO. See who can spot all of the below cliches the fastest! (Unfortunately, even when you win, you lose.)

 

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Landlords Say Tenants Often Leave Sex Toys Behind

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Granted, the survey was taken in South Africa, so maybe it's some kind of ritual over there.

According to UPI, a recent South African credit bureau survey given to landlords revealed that tenants often leave behind sex toys and nude selfies.
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The survey was given to 500 landlords, and when they were asked about strange items left behind by outgoing tenants, the most popular answer was sex toys, "with some former residents going so far as to leave behind fully-stocked 'sex rooms' with whips and chains."

The landlords also said some items left behind on a less frequent basis were equally as shocking, including naked pictures, pets, "squatting" spouses, and even Voodoo objects like "monkey heads in jars and a decapitated parakeet."

The survey also revealed that it is fairly common for South African tenants to leave their outgoing property in a state of disarray, and that's because the Protection of Personal Information Act doesn't allow landlords to reveal anything about their renters.

That means Oscar Pistorious can leave behind as many firearms as he wants when he moves out, and his landlord will have to shut his yapper.

It could be worse, as some people eat their landlord's heart: Chess Match Gets Heated, Ends When One Player Eats His Opponent's Heart

 

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Roots Growing From Colombian Woman's Vagina Were From Potato Jammed Inside of It

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So, does that mean she's fertile?

According to Jezebel, a Colombian woman complaining of abdominal pain recently went to a hospital in hopes of finding out the cause. It turns out the severe pain was coming from the potato that she had crammed up her birth canal tpotato in woman's vagina grows rootswo weeks earlier because she didn't want to get pregnant.

The woman told doctors her mother had said a potato was an effective form of contraception, so she decided to give it a shot. But after spending two weeks inside the woman's vagina, the spud began growing roots that were the culprit behind the abdominal pain.

Doctors were able to remove the potato without surgery, and the woman is not expected to have any long-term side effects from her poor decision. Hopefully for the woman's sake, the medical staff told her that watermelons won't do the trick either.

No word yet on what splendid advice the woman's mother is planning on giving her daughter next, but hopefully it's not "bathing in your own urine is a great way to get rid of acne."

Here's another candidate for "Mother of the Year": Hawaii Mother Loses Her Mind During Bout of Road Rage

 

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New Hampshire Woman Digs Up Father's Grave Because 'He Would Be OK With It'

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Who knows? Given the fact that he was buried with a pack of smokes in his hand, maybe he really would be fine with it.

According to Huffington Post, a Lancaster woman's lawyer says his client shouldn't be charged with anything after digging up her father's grave because she "did it with respect" and "he would be OK with it."Woman digs up father's grave because he would be ok with it

52-year-old Melanie Nash broke into her father's vault earlier this year in search of his "real will." Naturally, Nash didn't receive anything from her father Eddie when he died in 2004, and she had been jonesing to dig him up ever since to prove that her sister Susie hid the will in an effort to get everything.

Police found Mr. Nash's vault at Colebrook Village Cemetery cracked and remains sorted through in May. Nash eventually admitted to breaking into her father's casket along with four others but was disappointed to find he was buried with a pack of cigarettes in his hand instead of the will.

Let's be honest: If your one request when you're buried is that a pack of smokes has to be placed in your hand, odds are you're a Marlboro Reds kind of guy.

More fun with dead people: The 8 Most Vandalized Celebrity Graves

 

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Ebola News is Even More Terrifying With 'The Walking Dead' Soundtrack Playing

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So, we're all a little concerned about this Ebola stuff right? After the first confirmed case of Ebola in the U.S. hit Texas this week (and now there may be another one in D.C.), people are obviously starting to get a little panicked. If you are not one of those people, watch Texas Governor Rick Perry give an update on the crisis with "The Walking Dead" soundtrack playing behind him, and join the panic parade.


 

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