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The Pre-Game: Picking NFL Games Based On 'Celebrity'

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The Pre-Game: The Ultimate Halloween Football Picks Challenge
Welcome back to "The Pre-Game" with your host Cy Amundson, our show that features everything you care about in the world of football, social media and comedy. Today's episode features 16-time Grammy nominee Brian McKnight and comedian Heather McDonald. Watch as they make suggestions for terrible fantasy football loser tattoos and make picks for the weekend's big games based on a heated game of "Celebrity."

"The Pre-Game" host and producer Cy Amundson has quickly established himself as one of the nation's fastest rising stand-up comedians. He was a standout performer as a New Face at last summer's Montreal Just For Laughs Festival and recently made his television debut on "Conan."

Named CMT's Next Big Comic for 2011, Cy has been on the "Bob and Tom Show" and has performed in the Aspen Comedy Festival, Seattle International Comedy Competition, and the Great American Comedy Festival.

Visit the Home of "The Pre-Game" for more episodes.

 

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Jerk Ex-Boyfriend Emails Nudie Pics of Teacher to His Students

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No word if his defense will be that the email was meant to be educational (as in, he was trying to teach his ex-lover's students that they shouldn't keep naked pictures of themselves on their computers).

According to Gawker, a 38-year-old "angry ex-boyfriend" is in trouble after he allegedly emailed naked pictures of a Los Angeles high school teacher to more that 250 students and staff at the school where he taught.

Ex-boyfriend sends nudie picks to teacher's students
When science teacher Richard Rosa left the country this summer, David Galvan "unlawfully accessed" his email account and sent the naughty pics to his students and coworkers. The email contained the subject line "Enjoy" and featured four nudie pics of Rosa.

Police charged Galvan with identity theft, sending obscene matter, and impersonating Rosa in late July, but he wasn't arrested because he left California. U.S. Marshals finally caught up with him in Oregon last week, and he's scheduled to appear in court next month.

Rosa remains a teacher at John Muir High School in Pasadena, and it's probably safe to assume he's changed his email password.

​Here are a few teachers who were more into the "hands on" method of learning: Two Female Louisiana English Teachers Arrested for Having Threesome With Student

 

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Texas Woman Arrested for Unwanted BJ

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Usually when a guy awakes to a woman in the midst of a fellatio sesh, he considers it the perfect start to what is probably going to be the greatest day of his life.
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Megan Hoelting didn't find that guy, and it probably had something to do with the fact he was friends with her husband.

According to Huffington Post, the 31-year-old Hoelting was charged with "felony burglary with the intent of committing a sexual assault" after she allegedly broke into her husband's friend's house on Monday. The man told police that he awoke to a woman "straddling his legs and dressed only in her underwear" before he felt "the offender place his penis in her mouth."

The man said he felt around for a flashlight to see who was rocking his world, but he had to settle for a flashlight app on his phone. That's when he noticed the woman had her "breasts exposed" as well as the fact that she was his buddy's wife.

He ordered Hoelting to leave his house, but she refused. He called 911, and now Hoelting has another mug shot.

No word on whether he would have let Hoelting finish if she would have been any other woman besides his buddy's wife.

Maybe her husband has a gigantic unit: The Bigger Your Penis, The More Likely Your Wife Will Cheat

 

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Mac's New Yosemite OS X Is Here, And It's Free

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For those of us who like our computers working smoothly, the latest Mac operating system Yosemite, which became available for download, will keep us from cussing out our desktops and throwing laptops out the window with all its greatness. And the best thing about Apple's new OS X? It's free. Check out the best innovations and new features inside Yosemite; it's a vast and glorious treasure. The two biggest words to describe it? Automation and integration.

Redesign
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The first thing users will notice is the redesign of its layout, fashioning close to the (recent iOS 8) look. Flat and simple in appearance, the new look replaces 3-D icons with popping two-dimensional colors that take the design from sleek to modern and friendly. The flat gray trim of the windows is met by a flat color button strip (red, yellow and green in the upper left corner), which don't show their function unless hovered upon. The green button now offers full screen access instead of best fit, allowing for removal of the other full screen option and further its simplicity.

Apple also introduced a modern font, Helvetica Neue, that matches the iPhone and works well with retina display. That same sterling display also now features translucency in toolbars that allows colors of the desktop background to shine through unobtrusively for more visibility and lightness. In addition, users can switch to dark mode to help black out the toolbars for better night vision and to invert the layout.


Continuity
Mac and mobile are more connected than ever with their ability to work together to accomplish almost any task. Now users can receive calls and send texts from all devices, all synced together wirelessly, making communication easier and faster. Just about anything you can do from your iPhone, you can now do from your Mac. Just be kind enough to use FaceTime Audio so we don't have to look at your ugly mug on our beautiful big retina displays. Seamless and integrating for all devices involved, the only catch here is that it's forcing users to have all Apple products, otherwise this super-convenient feature is worthless.


New FaceTime
FaceTime? More like FacePhone! Not only did the app get an icon facelift; it also got revamped as a full-on phone. Taking and receiving calls, which ring like your iPhone, the new app allows you to dial out and talk through your computer with the convenient option to switch seamlessly to video and back again when you see how bad of a hair day you're having. Who needs a phone anymore?


Safari
Now by far the fastest browser, Safari has been taken to a much higher level in its speed and minimalist design. With your Favorites popping in a drop-down when you click on the URL box, Apple is showing how hard they're trying predict your next move so it comes naturally, almost like you're part robot (or the computer is part human). Not only will it behoove you to use Safari for speed, but its thin menu bars and lackluster approach offer a no-BS means for finding what you need instantly and for more window visibility. But with the redesign of Safari, integration is key with iCloud and Handoff requiring this browser as a prerequisite (well played, Apple). Finally, the iCloud Tabs button added to the righthand-side-identical to Safari's new iOS-allows you to pick up on your computer where you left off on your mobile device.


Handoff
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Start on one device and end on another? Why do I feel like a tech-izing manwhore going from device to device so nonchalantly? So long as the two (or more) devices are in short range of one another, Handoff allows you to jump mid-sentence, mid-text and mid-email from your computer to your phone to your tablet. In your dock and lock screen, the second device will pull up the app icon of the last app you used on your other device, giving you the option to open it up and pick up where you left off. Handoff will no doubt change a person's ability to work from the most convenient and appropriate device without missing a beat, working within the big apps like Safari, Calendars, Mail, Maps, Page (and more). Don't you feel a little slutty?


Spotlight
The tell-all icon is still in the upper right hand corner-designated by a magnifying glass icon-but when you click to use Spotlight, its search bar now comes up in the middle of the screen, allowing you to access anything on your computer, as well as anything on the web. If you start to type in a movie, predictive typing is a step ahead, offering you information, photos and showtimes for the movie before you're even done typing. It also offers Wiki pages, iTunes Store accessibility and app downloads. Who's in the spotlight now?


Better Apps
All the big apps were given redesigned icons this time around to match the interface, but many of the big dogs were improved upon as well. A few quick examples include Mail, which now allows the composer of emails to write on top with pen-like option before sending a message. Your penis drawings on Saturday night's photos will never be more easily sent. The Reminders app now fits the iOS version in both icon and design, and Pages looks a little more navigable than before, allowing users to organize their work a little more professionally. Between these, the Safari and FaceTime revamps and the (new affordable iOS 8 apps), this is looking to be one of the most innovative updates to Macs in some time.


iCloud Drive
Speaking of organizing more professionally, your cloud space has been taken up a few notches with iCloud Drive, an categorized list (much like on a hard drive) to organize all your iCloud keepsakes. Before, you could only access iCloud if you had the application open, but with iCloud Drive, you have access to all your iCloud information in the same place, accessible from all device, with icons like Music, Pictures and Movies. Now you can do more than just save individual items to the cloud while you work on them, but you can also drag anything you want onto iCloud Drive like you would a normal hard drive, similar to Dropbox. Now, doesn't that all make sense? Who's on cloud nine now?


Notification Center
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Last year's Mavericks OS X brought the Notification Center in the form of a sidebar on the right of our screen, accessible through the far upper right icon on the desktop menu bar. Now the notifications are accompanied by a new Today tab, stocked with widgets full of all the timely and current information, including the weather, stocks and birthdays you don't care about. The redesign comes most likely in anticipation of Apple removing Dashboard in the near future, essentially finding better uses for the limited buttons on your keyboard. But the Today tab offers widgets within, completely customizable just like Dashboard. Now doesn't that feel better?

 

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10 Outrageous Deeds Done By Drunk People

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Alcohol is a hell of a substance-it can make us geniuses or idiots, weaklings or superheroes. Explore ten tales of men and women who got massively blasted and used their booze powers to do incredibly badass things.

Man Swims From Canada to Detroit and Back
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The Detroit River is not a friendly waterway for swimmers-it's cold, fast and unpleasant. It's also illegal to swim in it. That's why border patrol agents don't typically worry about people using it to cross over into Michigan from Canada. That didn't stop a Windsor, Ontario, man named John Morillo, who got beered up one summer evening in 2013 and decided to make the passage. Stripping off his shirt, Morillo jumped in and managed to swim all the way to Detroit, Michigan, where he had a passer-by take his picture before diving back into the river to head for home. He ran out of steam on the way and his friends called the police to pull him out of the frigid water.


Woman Gets Run Over by Three Subway Trains
The subway is a tough thing to navigate sober, so it's not surprising that several drunks fall onto the tracks each year and are splattered from pillar to post in front of horrified commuters. But for 22-year-old Bronx woman Mary Downey, the trains weren't anywhere near tough enough to put her away. Downey entered the 49th Street station at 6 in the morning on a June Sunday after a long night of boozing, and while waiting for an N train lost her balance and fell onto the tracks. Seeing a train coming, she managed to position her body so that it would pass harmlessly over her, and once it left the station she rolled in between the tracks and the platform wall. Two more trains ran her over before an operator saw her lying there and called the police, but amazingly the only injury she sustained was a broken shoulder.


Safari Guide Charges Elephant
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When you're in the wilds of Africa, you need to be respectful and aware of the great beasts that surround you. Or you can just get hammered and try to screw with them. In a shocking video that made the rounds in May of 2013, a safari guide employed by the Singita game reserve in South Africa got hammered and then jumped out of his Jeep to go one-on-one with a massive bull elephant. The sloshed guide charged directly at the animal while his friends cheered him on from relative safety. Luckily, he fell on his ass before he reached the beast's attack zone.


Man Rides Horse Into Bar
Cowboys often brought a little flask of firewater to keep themselves warm in the Wild West, but the case of Jeremy Rene Mouton goes a little beyond that. In August of 2018, Mouton saddled up and rode his horse right through the front door of Cowboy's Saloon in Scott, Louisiana. Patrons, quite naturally, asked him to leave. He did, then decided to ride around in the parking lot for a while. While there, he spotted a 47-year-old man and roped him with a lasso, rodeo-style, before dragging him around the lot. After people heard the man's screaming, Mouton released the rope and rode the horse home. He then walked back to the bar and tried to get a drink, only for cops to take him into custody.


Woman Jumps a Toll Booth
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One thing about being drunk is that it strips away your respect for the pointless rules that the world saddles you with. Take Yasmine Villasana, who was pissed off at having to wait in a toll booth line at Dallas/Fort Worth International Airport. So she put her foot down-literally. Villasana hit the gas so hard that her Chevy Impala rocketed up and over the toll collector before bursting into flame upon landing. Villasana claimed that another car had rear-ended her and sent her flying, but a quick breathalyzer test revealed that she was just hammered, pissed off and didn't bring exact change. Most badass? She tried to get back into her car and drive away ... while it was on fire.


Chinese Woman Drifts 46 Miles Down the Yangtze River
The relaxation that comes when you're drunk has actually been credited with saving lives, and this story is an extreme example. In October of 2014, a Chinese woman named Shen Ailan downed a half liter of baiju, a brutally strong grain alcohol. With the confidence of the drunkard, she then decided that she was in good shape to go swimming in the Yangtze. While in the water, she passed out into a drunken stupor and didn't wake up for ten hours, 46 miles downstream from where she started. Amazingly, she suffered no serious injuries, but when rescuers fished her out she still smelled overwhelmingly of alcohol.


Man Rides a Crocodile
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The human brain has certain responses that are ingrained into our subconscious minds-even if we've never been menaced by a crocodile, for example, we still know to keep away from them because of their powerful jaws and rapacious hunger. When you're drunk, however, those responses get short-circuited. That's the only explanation we can come up with for why a sloshed dude in Perth, Australia, decided to break into a zoo and hop on the back of Fatso the crocodile. The man had previously been 86'd from a local bar, and managed to climb over a barbed wire fence to get to the crocodile. When he sat down on the animal's back, it pivoted and clamped down on his right leg. Luckily for him, Fatso let go and he managed to escape to safety.


Woman Shows Up at Jail Naked to Visit Husbandmaura fussell mug shit
Being drunk does funny things to your emotions-it makes them much more intense. So when Maura Fussell of Reston, Virginia, got lonely for her husband who had been arrested earlier that day, she decided to head down to the station to pay him a conjugal visit. And, just to demonstrate how serious she was, Fussell did it completely naked. We're not sure how many drinks the woman had before she hatched her daring and sexy plan, but police were unimpressed by her amorous intent. After she refused to put her clothes or leave in a taxi, Arlington cops ended up taking her into custody on indecent exposure charges. They let her go after she sobered up the next morning.


Woman Steals Ferry
One of the most common side effects of intoxication is the realization that laws are just social constructs, and there's nothing inherently "bad" about breaking them. That's what prompted a woman named Alison Whelan, sloshed on Lambrini, to climb aboard a 100-passenger ferry on the River Dart, let it loose from its moorings and take the boat for a cruise. Sure, she didn't know how to steer the boat (and ended up ramming into multiple other vessels), but she had the presence of mind to mock police trying to stop her, yelling, "I'm Jack Sparrow! I'm a pirate!" as she drifted along. After an hour, the ferry hit water slow-moving enough for police to board it and take Whelan into custody.


Man Climbs Bridge, Falls Asleep
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The greatest gift alcohol gives us is the ability to fall asleep pretty much anywhere, and Serbian man Ivan Tolvich took advantage of that in June of 2013. With the confidence that comes from being blackout drunk, Tolvich decided to walk home after a night of heavy boozing. When he reached Belgrade's Sava Bridge, Ivan missed the entrance to the passenger walkway and decided, like a badass, to just climb to the top of the bridge's 70-foot arch instead. All that death-defying made him a little tired, though, so after ascending 23 feet, he rested his head and fell asleep. Rescuers couldn't manage to wake him, so a safety harness was placed around his slumbering form and he was lowered to the ground.

 

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All of the Things You See in These Photos Serve Absolutely No Purpose

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There are a lot of things about life that I don't fully understand; like why my pee reeks immediately after I eat asparagus, or why the NBA allows so many timeouts in the last minute of a game. But the objects in the photos below I really don't get, as it seems like they have no purpose in this world.

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pointless things, things that serve no purpose
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pointless things, things that serve no purpose
pointless things, things that serve no purpose
Images via Imgur. H/t Buzzfeed

 

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Sorry To Say These Apology Notes Are Incredibly Funny

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Saying "I'm sorry" is never easy. However, the following people make it look like it is. For those of you out there who have something to apologize for, you should really use these notes as your example. Even if the recipient doesn't forgive you, there's no way they won't laugh.

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These Are Easily The Stupidest People On Facebook

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Before the Internet, if a person was dumb, maybe only a handful of people might know it. They would say something and the few people they might be talking to would respond with a "Wait...seriously?" or "That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard." Before the Internet. Now, when a person takes to social media to make their idiotic proclamations, the whole world will know because it will get passed around until the end of time. Here are some of the absolutely dumbest things people have said on Facebook.

(h/t Pleated Jeans)







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Rosie Jones and Sexy Friends Get Risque With Utah National Guard

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Rosie Jones is a national treasure-everyone knows that-but when she brings her jaw-dropping model friends along for a risqué Hot Shots calendar shoot, all bets are off on whether or not there is legal authorization involved. The British swimsuit calendar for 2015 was looking mighty sexy with lots of underboob, camouflage cleavage and bare butts of this handful of perfectly lovely Brits, the likes of Kelly Hall, Daisy Watts and Zienna Eve. Unfortunately for the Utah National Guard, the shoot operated without the proper permits and now are under investigation. What a way to go, though! Watch Rosie and the girls show off their best talents while firing some automatic weapons half-naked. It'll make you want to quit your job and serve your country.

 

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Leanna Decker is Sexy Red Riding Hood

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If the title wasn't telling enough, Leanna Decker is decked out as Little Red Riding Hood, but only if you imagine the Playboy version of the story, which we can all agree is better. In a little red dress with white knee-highs and red stockings, Leanna isn't afraid to give us the adult rendition of a perfectly good childhood fantasy for Playboy Plus. If they had just taught us the story this way from the beginning, we'd all be big readers.

 

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Florida Rapper Gets Blown Into Water During Epic Photo Shoot Fail

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You've got to admit those neon shorts are super fly. Literally.

According to Uproxx, an aspiring rapper at the Clearwater Harbor who was mean muggin' during a recent photo shoot was blown into the water when he stepped just a tad too close to the ledge.


But the rapper's adventure was only beginning when he hit the water. He apparently sliced his shin and "cut up his hand really bad" on an oyster bed just below the surface.

The good news for the rapper is that the video of his epic photo shoot fail has been seen 50,000 times. The bad news is that no name was attached to it, so nobody knows who in the hell he is.

Despite the fall and the cut hand, he's still in better shape than this guy: Rapper Cuts Off His Own Penis, Jumps Off Building

 

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Classical Orchestra Performs After Eating Some of the World's Hottest Chili Peppers

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Playing the violin after devouring a delicious three-course meal at Chili's is hard enough. Now imagine how challenging it would be after swallowing some of the world's hottest chili peppers.

That's exactly what chili pepper enthusiast Chili Klaus recently fed to the Danish National Chamber Orchestra while they played "Tango Jalousie" by Jacob Gede.

According to UPI, Klaus fed every member of the orchestra Carolina reapers, ghost peppers and Trinidad scorpion moruga blends of peppers, and the result was pretty much what you would expect it to be: runny noses, tears, coughing fits and even vomiting.


Despite the fact that so many of the musicians were dealing with extreme discomfort, it's safe to say they still sounded one hundred times better than the Goo Goo Dolls.

Sadly, the orchestra will be shut down due to budget cuts at the end of the year, marking the first time they won't be in operation in 75 years.

Here are a couple of other foods that will put some hair on your ass: The Absolute Spiciest Foods in the Entire World

 

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Alabama Man's Dog Rats Him Out to Police

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Bo knows football, baseball and apparently where to find his owner when he runs from police.

According to CNN, Edward Melvin Henderson bolted for the woods last week when police arrived at his Prattville, Alabama, house to execute a drug search warrant, but thanks to his dog Bo, police were eventually able to catch up with him.
Alabama man's dog helps rat him out
The pit bull and husky mix chased after Henderson when police told him to "go get him." Bo found Henderson hiding in tall grass, and police were able to nab him when they saw Bo's wagging tail.

A subsequent search of Henderson's house turned up methamphetamine and "components from a meth lab." Henderson was charged with failure to obey police, unlawful manufacture of a controlled substance and possession of drug paraphernalia.

Meanwhile, Bo is in the care of relatives, who must be thrilled to have such an amazing canine addition to the family. Well, unless they too are baking meth in their basements.

We're not experts when it comes to the best places to stash meth, but we're pretty sure "vagina" isn't near the top of the list: California Woman Hiding Meth in Her Vagina Hits Cyclists With Her Car

 

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The Funniest Fast Food Signs You Will Ever Drive By

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Fast food is terrible for you but it is also delicious. We consider it a bonus when the signs for these popular chain restaurants go the extra mile to make us laugh. (Or make a terrible typo that results in a dramatically different message than they originally intended.)

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9 Businesses That Heavily Involve Poop & Pee

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There's big money in crap. If you are ever in need of quick cash, never underestimate the power of poop and pee. Take a cue from these companies:

9 businesses that use poop and pee, poopsenders
Company: Poop Senders
Industry: Fecal Delivery
What They Do: Have you ever been slighted? Have you ever wanted to take revenge? Enter Poop Senders. They let you send animal dung to your enemies! Whether you want to prank your annoying neighbor or baffle your ex-wife, here's your chance.

And you won't believe the variety! They have droppings from cows, elephants and gorillas-lending one to believe the company is zoo-based. The poop arrives neatly packaged, complete with a cute note on a card. Just check out the testimonials. Get crappy!

9 businesses that use poop and pee, scoop masters
Company: Scoop Masters
Industry: Poop Pickup
What They Do: "If your dog can poop it ... we can scoop it." That's the slogan of Scoop Masters, a poop pickup company out of Santa Clarita, Calif.

For a flat monthly fee, professional poop scavengers will show up to your house and pick up your pet's crap. They service more than 400 residences in LA County alone, charging $45 a month.

At their height, Scoop Masters were making $10,000 a month. If you live in Los Angeles County and hate picking up after your dog or cat, try Scoop Masters.

9 businesses that use poop and pee, pee pocket
Company: Pee Pocket
Industry: Standup Pissin'
What They Do: At first glance, it seems like it's meant for those female dreamers who only want to pee standing up, if only for once. But when I asked heart surgeon and inventor Dr. Jacob DeLaRosa if the consumer response has been positive or negative, he replied: "It's not only for women. There have been a lot of men as well." The Pee Pocket is also very popular in the senior community.

Yep, it's not about peeing standing for the sake of peeing standing. It's meant for avoiding those nasty germs in bathrooms. But it could have diverse uses.

Said Dr. DeLaRosa: "People have been very happy with the option of being able to stand up and take a pee."

9 businesses that use poop and pee, poop coffee
Company: Kopi Luwak
Industry: Sh*tty Coffee
What They Do: They use feces from the Asian Palm Civet, a wild feline out of Southeast Asia, to brew yummy java. Kopi Luwak isn't the name of a specific company; it is simply the name of the coffee's brand. The Civet takes a crap, people pick it up and they make coffee with it.

As one of the world's most exotic coffees (yes, you read that right), it costs up to $50 a cup. Never has animal dung been so tasty.

9 businesses that use poop and pee, urine
Company: Dustin
Industry: Clean Urine
What He Did: A man named Dustin sold his urine on Craigslist in South Florida. He sold it for $20 per ounce. Meant as a solution for nervous drug addicts hoping to outsmart drug testers, Dustin has been a godsend for many.

9 businesses that use poop and pee, poopsenders
Company: Frozen Poop Pills
Industry: Poop Transplantation
What They Do: Clostridium difficile hospitalizes more than a quarter million people a year, and it kills 14,000. It is just one of the many stubborn bacterial infections that affect millions in the U.S. alone.

To the rescue comes Frozen Poop Pills.

You ingest other people's crap. During the testing phase, patients took 15 multivitamin-sized pills a day and 90 percent of them had success. The next time you suffer from butt infections and don't want to face a doctor or receive a colonoscopy, know that there is an alternative: snacking on poo.

9 businesses that use poop and pee, energy
Company: Bristol Robotics Laboratory
Industry: Pee Power
What They Do: Put your worries away, Third World, because now you can charge your smartphones with your very own urine. A scientist from Bristol Robotics Laboratory has created a product that harnesses human waste and creates power. And Bill Gates is funding this.

The science behind it involves using a microbial fuel cell, which contains microorganisms that break down the pee, to produce electricity. One liter of wee is enough to generate six hours of battery power.

Just leak and you're ready to Instagram.

9 businesses that use poop and pee, loot
Company: Loowatt
Industry: Poo Power
What They Do: Bill and Melinda Gates are also funding this one. Apparently they're into poop, too. They're funding Loowatt, the creator of a waterless toilet composed almost entirely of horse shit. Loowatt encourages users to take their droppings to a biodigestor to convert it into energy.

Since 40 percent of the world doesn't have toilets, the Loowatt toilet could prove to be a useful product for the environmentalist.

9 businesses that use poop and pee, pregnancy tests
Company: Positive Pregnancy Tests
Industry: Making Your Boyfriend Want to Die
What She Did: I don't even want to think about the reasons why women would want a positive pregnancy test. (Perhaps fill us in in the comments.) Anyway, a woman out of Buffalo, N.Y., sold positive pregnancy tests for $25 a pop.

A perfect gag for Halloween, it'll sure scare the living sh*t out of your boyfriend.

 

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