The Funniest GIFs of the Week
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Jay Cutler: A Year In Photos
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler had a real up-and-down year in 2014. Let's take a look back.
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Nicki Minaj Suffers Nip Slip While Talking About Nip Slips (NSFW)
Now if they just can get Kate Upton on this show next week, ratings should be at an all-time high.
According to Uproxx, pop sensation Nicki Minaj made an appearance on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" last night. So did part of her left nipple.
Ironically, Minaj and host Andy Cohen were discussing her nip slip on "Good Morning America" several years ago when, I'll be damned, the same teat decided to make its presence known again albeit not in its entirety this time around.
Minaj told Cohen that after her GMA nip slip she wanted to "crawl under a freakin' rock." We're not sure how she feels about it this time around, but Bravo felt it was a little too tasty and decided to bump the cameras up just a tad for an "above the nip" shot the rest of the way.
Sadly, the decision to keep the cameras above nip-level meant that everybody at home didn't get to experience everything that Cohen was taking in from his posh seat (NSFW):
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Interesting. For some reason, I thought her nips would be fluorescent-colored.
It's usually Minaj's backside that takes center stage: The 10 Funniest Nicki Minaj Butt Memes
According to Uproxx, pop sensation Nicki Minaj made an appearance on Bravo's "Watch What Happens Live" last night. So did part of her left nipple.
Ironically, Minaj and host Andy Cohen were discussing her nip slip on "Good Morning America" several years ago when, I'll be damned, the same teat decided to make its presence known again albeit not in its entirety this time around.
Minaj told Cohen that after her GMA nip slip she wanted to "crawl under a freakin' rock." We're not sure how she feels about it this time around, but Bravo felt it was a little too tasty and decided to bump the cameras up just a tad for an "above the nip" shot the rest of the way.
Sadly, the decision to keep the cameras above nip-level meant that everybody at home didn't get to experience everything that Cohen was taking in from his posh seat (NSFW):
Interesting. For some reason, I thought her nips would be fluorescent-colored.
It's usually Minaj's backside that takes center stage: The 10 Funniest Nicki Minaj Butt Memes
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Mandatory Viewing: There's a Monkey in My Selfie
Welcome to Mandatory Viewing, our weekly show where we talk sports, politics, current events and really weird Internet videos we hope our children will never see. This week: a completely unique use for toilet paper, a playground slide fail that'll leave you in pain just by watching, and more.
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Kansas City School Punishes Blind Kid by Taking Away His Cane
If you're searching for the definition of "dick move" this holiday season, look no further.
According to WDAF, Gracemor Elementary School administrators and a bus driver recently punished an eight-year-old blind kid by taking away his cane and replacing it with a pool noodle.
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School officials said the cane was school property, and they took it away from Dakota Nafzinger after he allegedly hit another student with it on the bus Monday afternoon. Dakota's father said that his son sometimes lifts the cane and the bus driver thought he was "using it violently."
District spokeswoman said Dakota was given a pool noodle as a replacement because he "fidgets and needs something to hold."
Geez. I mean, never mind the whole "a sturdy device such as a cane helps him determine whether or not there is somebody or something such as a wall in front of him" reason.
No word what the bus driver and school officials have in mind for an encore, but making the third grader with Muscular Dystrophy carry his wheelchair up the stairs the next time he forgets to recycle his bottle of Mountain Dew sounds about right.
Somebody thought this was a good idea, too: North Dakota High School Bans Yoga Pants and Skinny Jeans Because of 'Horny Boys'
According to WDAF, Gracemor Elementary School administrators and a bus driver recently punished an eight-year-old blind kid by taking away his cane and replacing it with a pool noodle.
School officials said the cane was school property, and they took it away from Dakota Nafzinger after he allegedly hit another student with it on the bus Monday afternoon. Dakota's father said that his son sometimes lifts the cane and the bus driver thought he was "using it violently."
District spokeswoman said Dakota was given a pool noodle as a replacement because he "fidgets and needs something to hold."
Geez. I mean, never mind the whole "a sturdy device such as a cane helps him determine whether or not there is somebody or something such as a wall in front of him" reason.
No word what the bus driver and school officials have in mind for an encore, but making the third grader with Muscular Dystrophy carry his wheelchair up the stairs the next time he forgets to recycle his bottle of Mountain Dew sounds about right.
Somebody thought this was a good idea, too: North Dakota High School Bans Yoga Pants and Skinny Jeans Because of 'Horny Boys'
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This Footage of a Turbulent Flight is Absolutely Petrifying
If you have a fear of flying, we're sorry. This is not going to help.
Passengers on board American Airlines flight 280 encountered a major storm off the coast of Japan. The bouncing, shaking, roller-coaster ride caused injuries to 10 passengers and four crew members of the Boeing 777-200 (Keep your seat belts fastened, folks!). The flight then made an unscheduled landing in Tokyo. Thanks to passenger John Mitchell, you can watch the harrowing video above whenever you wish.
Of course, to make you feel better, you can always see how strong airplane wings are here. And keep in mind that even with all the shaking, the plane still landed safely.
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Florida Man Fakes Heart Attack So Friend Can Steal Barbie Car
He might have gotten away with it if it wouldn't have been for the fact that most heart attack victims usually don't miraculously stand up and walk away with a, "Damn, that really hurt," look on their faces.
According to The Smoking Gun, a dude recently walked into a Lake Wales Walmart and faked a heart attack during a failed attempt to steal $369.94 worth of merchandise.
Police said Genard Dupree and Tarus Scott filled a shopping cart with a Leap Frog tablet, Barbie Power Wheels car and Barbie vacation house and made their way toward the exit. Dupree dropped to the floor and faked a heart attack for 44 seconds, and that was long enough to distract employees from seeing Scott leave the store without paying for any of the toys.
Once Dupree noticed Scott was in the clear, he stood up, presumably talked about what he was going to do with his second chance at life with another customer and made his way to parking lot.
Although Dupree's facade initially paid off, authorities soon caught up with the duo after reviewing surveillance footage. They were both charged with felony grand theft, but that seems rather chicken sh*t compared to the ten-year prison term Scott just served for armed robbery.
This guy didn't hide how excited he was about Walmart's bargain prices: Oklahoma Man Arrested After Masturbating in Walmart
According to The Smoking Gun, a dude recently walked into a Lake Wales Walmart and faked a heart attack during a failed attempt to steal $369.94 worth of merchandise.
Police said Genard Dupree and Tarus Scott filled a shopping cart with a Leap Frog tablet, Barbie Power Wheels car and Barbie vacation house and made their way toward the exit. Dupree dropped to the floor and faked a heart attack for 44 seconds, and that was long enough to distract employees from seeing Scott leave the store without paying for any of the toys.
Once Dupree noticed Scott was in the clear, he stood up, presumably talked about what he was going to do with his second chance at life with another customer and made his way to parking lot.
Although Dupree's facade initially paid off, authorities soon caught up with the duo after reviewing surveillance footage. They were both charged with felony grand theft, but that seems rather chicken sh*t compared to the ten-year prison term Scott just served for armed robbery.
This guy didn't hide how excited he was about Walmart's bargain prices: Oklahoma Man Arrested After Masturbating in Walmart
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12 Famous Actresses' Topless Movie Moments
We could list off any number of ways to pass the time, but nostalgia and topless women in film make a pretty unbeatable combination. Here are some of the best topless moments from classy hot actresses, which should bring up some nostalgia, amongst other things.
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One of the most classic topless shots of any actress is Sharon Stone's role in "Basic Instinct" back in 1992, perhaps because it included a little flash of her upskirt as well.
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If you could see any classy actress topless, it would most likely be Maria Tomei, no? Well, it already exists in 2007's "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" opposite Ethan Hawke and P.S. Hoffman when she was already 43 years old. We'd still take her over anyone today.
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In 2001, Halle showed off her beautiful breasts very nonchalantly in "Swordfish" opposite Hugh Jackman. This would not be the last time we saw Halle's body heavily revealed, thank goodness.
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Humanitarian Olivia Wilde showed off her humanity recently in a very sexy scene in "Drinking Buddies," but one of Olivia's first big displays was her topless scene in 2006's "Alpha Dog" with Emile Hirsch, playing Johnny Truelove's girlfriend on the run.
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Quite possibly one of the best lesbian scenes in any film is Naomi Watts on top of Laura Harring in David Lynch's 2001 "Mulholland Drive." He might make weird films, but dammit he's a good man for making this scene.
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It wasn't exactly a nice, calm way to see a beautiful actress topless, but most any guy will take it when it comes to this gal. Angelina bared her bosoms in the serial killer thriller "Taking Lives" back in 2004 where Jolie plays an FBI agent.
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Who could forget Kate Winslet's epic topless scene in James Cameron's 1997 "Titanic?" The only thing better in this film was Leo's handsome face. Okay, no, it was Kate Winslet's boobs.
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She's been known to do it a few times, but one of the most adorable nip slips we ever saw in film was Penelope Cruz back in 2001 across from Tom Cruise - it's Cruise, not Cruz! - in "Vanilla Sky." Too bad she was only a figment of his imagination.
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Anne Hathaway is another woman who is known for her very public slip of the hoo-ha, but - in addition - the actress also has multiple roles - mostly in Jake Gyllenhaal films - in which she's shared her milky white bosoms with the audience, including "Brokeback Mountain" and "Love and Other Drugs." But nothing tops her multiple sex scenes in "Havoc." Her breasts are real. They're spectacular, and they might have made that third Batman film a lot better if they were out.
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This one is sort of the poster child for classy actresses going topless in film. We only saw that because it was actually the poster in our rooms as a child. Just us? Oh. Demi Moore stripped down in "Striptease" as a "kind-hearted" exotic dancer back when we were boys in 1996, which sort of made Burt Reynolds our hero. Then she hooked up with Ashton Kutcher, who is the same age as us, so he actually got to live out our dream.
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Sexual fantasies abound when Nicole Kidman's character, Alice Harford, discloses her gutter brain to her husband, Bill, (Tom Cruise) in the 1999 Stanley Kubrick "Eyes Wide Shut." We promise you our eyes were wide open when she exposed herself.
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Charlize Theron was topless in a couple films, including "The Devil's Advocate" in 1997 (seen above), which actually includes a full frontal of the South African blonde babe. "2 Days in the Valley" and other small roles have landed Charlize's body on screen in a big way. "Reindeer Games" in 2000 was another classic, as you fire up the Netflix classics.
Sharon Stone "Basic Instinct"
One of the most classic topless shots of any actress is Sharon Stone's role in "Basic Instinct" back in 1992, perhaps because it included a little flash of her upskirt as well.
Marisa Tomei "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead"
If you could see any classy actress topless, it would most likely be Maria Tomei, no? Well, it already exists in 2007's "Before the Devil Knows You're Dead" opposite Ethan Hawke and P.S. Hoffman when she was already 43 years old. We'd still take her over anyone today.
Halle Berry "Swordfish"
In 2001, Halle showed off her beautiful breasts very nonchalantly in "Swordfish" opposite Hugh Jackman. This would not be the last time we saw Halle's body heavily revealed, thank goodness.
Olivia Wilde "Alpha Dog"
Humanitarian Olivia Wilde showed off her humanity recently in a very sexy scene in "Drinking Buddies," but one of Olivia's first big displays was her topless scene in 2006's "Alpha Dog" with Emile Hirsch, playing Johnny Truelove's girlfriend on the run.
Naomi Watts "Mulholland Drive"
Quite possibly one of the best lesbian scenes in any film is Naomi Watts on top of Laura Harring in David Lynch's 2001 "Mulholland Drive." He might make weird films, but dammit he's a good man for making this scene.
Angelina Jolie "Taking Lives"
It wasn't exactly a nice, calm way to see a beautiful actress topless, but most any guy will take it when it comes to this gal. Angelina bared her bosoms in the serial killer thriller "Taking Lives" back in 2004 where Jolie plays an FBI agent.
Kate Winslet "Titanic"
Who could forget Kate Winslet's epic topless scene in James Cameron's 1997 "Titanic?" The only thing better in this film was Leo's handsome face. Okay, no, it was Kate Winslet's boobs.
Penelope Cruz "Vanilla Sky"
She's been known to do it a few times, but one of the most adorable nip slips we ever saw in film was Penelope Cruz back in 2001 across from Tom Cruise - it's Cruise, not Cruz! - in "Vanilla Sky." Too bad she was only a figment of his imagination.
Anne Hathaway "Havoc"
Anne Hathaway is another woman who is known for her very public slip of the hoo-ha, but - in addition - the actress also has multiple roles - mostly in Jake Gyllenhaal films - in which she's shared her milky white bosoms with the audience, including "Brokeback Mountain" and "Love and Other Drugs." But nothing tops her multiple sex scenes in "Havoc." Her breasts are real. They're spectacular, and they might have made that third Batman film a lot better if they were out.
Demi Moore "Striptease"
This one is sort of the poster child for classy actresses going topless in film. We only saw that because it was actually the poster in our rooms as a child. Just us? Oh. Demi Moore stripped down in "Striptease" as a "kind-hearted" exotic dancer back when we were boys in 1996, which sort of made Burt Reynolds our hero. Then she hooked up with Ashton Kutcher, who is the same age as us, so he actually got to live out our dream.
Nicole Kidman "Eyes Wide Shut"
Sexual fantasies abound when Nicole Kidman's character, Alice Harford, discloses her gutter brain to her husband, Bill, (Tom Cruise) in the 1999 Stanley Kubrick "Eyes Wide Shut." We promise you our eyes were wide open when she exposed herself.
Charlize Theron "Reindeer Games"
Charlize Theron was topless in a couple films, including "The Devil's Advocate" in 1997 (seen above), which actually includes a full frontal of the South African blonde babe. "2 Days in the Valley" and other small roles have landed Charlize's body on screen in a big way. "Reindeer Games" in 2000 was another classic, as you fire up the Netflix classics.
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Today's Funny Photos
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20 Horribly Inappropriate Ways To Pose Your Child's Elf on the Shelf
The trick of telling kids to behave because Santa is watching just doesn't work anymore. Now we need to bring in a spy to keep tabs on what they're doing at all times. His name is the Elf on the Shelf and it's gone from a cute Christmas idea for children to a way for adults to entertain themselves by posing the elf in some of the most deranged and inappropriate ways imaginable. Pinterest and Facebook have some creative ideas, but these are the most inappropriate ones we could find from parents with some interesting methods, to say the least.
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This may be the first time an Elf on the Shelf photo has been used in a divorce hearing.
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What a great way to celebrate the holidays by permanently traumatizing your children. Happy holidays!
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You don't want to be in the way when that goes off. Trust me, elf.
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I guess the only positive aspect is at least it was a candy cane.
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Those marshmallows are going to be a nightmare if he accidentally snorts one of them.
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At least he's not letting their parents serve sugar cookies. That's much worse than the elf picture.
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I'm fairly certain those aren't actually nunchucks. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
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Good luck explaining that one to your kids.
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From the picture it appears that Chicago 2012 was a trip that needs quite a bit of explaining.
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Is this the line that shouldn't have been crossed? It has to be, right?
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He's not going to be there long if the only thing he brought was a single dollar.
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This was still better than the last season of "Dexter."
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Who says you can't incorporate your political agenda into your kid's holiday celebrations?
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I bet he wasn't wearing his seat belt either. What a complete monster.
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I take back my earlier statement; this is the line that you definitely shouldn't cross.
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He's selling videos of this for $29.99 on his website right now.
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Your kids will never want to open another present for the rest of their lives.
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This is so inaccurate. The Rudolph beer doesn't even have a red nose.
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I thought this champagne tasted a little flat. That clears things up.
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Merry Christmas, kids! The Elf and Chucky murdered your snowman!
This may be the first time an Elf on the Shelf photo has been used in a divorce hearing.
What a great way to celebrate the holidays by permanently traumatizing your children. Happy holidays!
You don't want to be in the way when that goes off. Trust me, elf.
I guess the only positive aspect is at least it was a candy cane.
Those marshmallows are going to be a nightmare if he accidentally snorts one of them.
At least he's not letting their parents serve sugar cookies. That's much worse than the elf picture.
I'm fairly certain those aren't actually nunchucks. I could be wrong, but I don't think I am.
Good luck explaining that one to your kids.
From the picture it appears that Chicago 2012 was a trip that needs quite a bit of explaining.
Is this the line that shouldn't have been crossed? It has to be, right?
He's not going to be there long if the only thing he brought was a single dollar.
This was still better than the last season of "Dexter."
Who says you can't incorporate your political agenda into your kid's holiday celebrations?
I bet he wasn't wearing his seat belt either. What a complete monster.
I take back my earlier statement; this is the line that you definitely shouldn't cross.
He's selling videos of this for $29.99 on his website right now.
Your kids will never want to open another present for the rest of their lives.
This is so inaccurate. The Rudolph beer doesn't even have a red nose.
I thought this champagne tasted a little flat. That clears things up.
Merry Christmas, kids! The Elf and Chucky murdered your snowman!
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24 Deep Thoughts That Will Change Your Life Forever
Do you ever wonder if your dog follows you to the bathroom because you always follow him outside when he does and he just thinks that's how it works? If so, then you've probably explored the depths of Shower Thoughts all over the Internet. They can be amusing or painfully depressing, but they're almost always fascinating. They've even been animated as well. Here are 25 of our favorites.
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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
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A Very Merry Collection of Santa Fail GIFs
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What They Say About You vs. What They Mean At Christmas
The holidays are coming up and that means you're bound to run into a bunch of people who you've either been avoiding or ignoring all year. This year, let us help you translate what they are really trying to tell you with this handy guide to "What They Say/What They Mean."
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The 13 Dumbest Amazon Movie Reviews of the Year
There is an awesome Twitter account called Amazon Movie Reviews that posts all of the completely asinine and mostly useless movie reviews from customers. Everyone's a critic, but these 13 people who posted the dumbest reviews in 2014 have no business being one.
The Wolf of Wall Street
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Bad Grandpa
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Captain America: The First Avenger
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Captain Phillips
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Cujo
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Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
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Gravity
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Hercules
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The Lego Movie
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Monsters, Inc.
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The Shining
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We're the Millers
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The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
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Bad Grandpa
Captain America: The First Avenger
Captain Phillips
Cujo
Dawn of the Planet of the Apes
Gravity
Hercules
The Lego Movie
Monsters, Inc.
The Shining
We're the Millers
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire
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Frank Caliendo Nails the Best Version of 'The Night Before Christmas' You Will Ever Hear
When it comes to impressions, there is nobody on the planet better than Frank Caliendo. From George W. Bush to Charles Barkley, Caliendo's range is almost as impressive as a weightless Kate Upton.
Caliendo's range was on full display this morning, as "Mike & Mike" hosts Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic asked him to read through the poem "The Night Before Christmas" using the voices of different ESPN personalities. He didn't disappoint.
Perhaps the most impressive part of the video is how quickly Caliendo was able to jump from voice to voice without sacrificing any of the impressions' integrity.
If you had to pick a favorite or two, you couldn't go wrong with Caliendo's Jon Gruden, Mike Ditka or Mel Kiper Jr. efforts, but let's be honest: That impression of Lou Holtz is so right yet so wrong on so many levels.
Greenberg looks like he's having a much better time shooting the crap with Caliendo than he does milking a cow: Watch ESPN's Mike Greenberg Milk a Cow, Get Crapped on by a Cow
Caliendo's range was on full display this morning, as "Mike & Mike" hosts Mike Greenberg and Mike Golic asked him to read through the poem "The Night Before Christmas" using the voices of different ESPN personalities. He didn't disappoint.
Perhaps the most impressive part of the video is how quickly Caliendo was able to jump from voice to voice without sacrificing any of the impressions' integrity.
If you had to pick a favorite or two, you couldn't go wrong with Caliendo's Jon Gruden, Mike Ditka or Mel Kiper Jr. efforts, but let's be honest: That impression of Lou Holtz is so right yet so wrong on so many levels.
Greenberg looks like he's having a much better time shooting the crap with Caliendo than he does milking a cow: Watch ESPN's Mike Greenberg Milk a Cow, Get Crapped on by a Cow
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California Music Teacher Creates Awesome 'Star Wars' Christmas Light Show
Hopefully when it comes time to cue the music, instead of asking somebody to hit the play button on the stereo, this guys says, "Punch it, Chewie."
According to UPI, a California music teacher's Christmas light show synced to music from "Star Wars" is so awesome that it has been featured on ABC's "Good Morning America" and will also appear on the network's upcoming special "The Great Christmas Light Fight."
Tom BetGeorge teaches music at Conservatory in Oakland and said the Christmas lights on his house sync up with music he selected from all six "Star Wars" movies. At times, the keys on the oversized piano are playing the actual notes from the jingle. At other times, the spotlights on the roof above his garage engage in a light saber duel.
Of course, one would think that the light show chaps BetGeorge's neighbors' asses something fierce, but he said they are actually very supportive because it helps raise money for the poor.
More than two million people have already watched BetGeorge's spectacular display on YouTube. No word on how many of them have suffered seizures though.
Speaking of spectacular: 12 Famous Actresses' Topless Movie Moments
According to UPI, a California music teacher's Christmas light show synced to music from "Star Wars" is so awesome that it has been featured on ABC's "Good Morning America" and will also appear on the network's upcoming special "The Great Christmas Light Fight."
Tom BetGeorge teaches music at Conservatory in Oakland and said the Christmas lights on his house sync up with music he selected from all six "Star Wars" movies. At times, the keys on the oversized piano are playing the actual notes from the jingle. At other times, the spotlights on the roof above his garage engage in a light saber duel.
Of course, one would think that the light show chaps BetGeorge's neighbors' asses something fierce, but he said they are actually very supportive because it helps raise money for the poor.
More than two million people have already watched BetGeorge's spectacular display on YouTube. No word on how many of them have suffered seizures though.
Speaking of spectacular: 12 Famous Actresses' Topless Movie Moments
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Crazy Millionaire Found Guilty of Peeing on Candy at CVS
Geez, when going to this guy's house for trick-or-treating, you better not ask for the trick. Or the treat, for that matter.
According to Huffington Post, 71-year-old Robert Durst pleaded no contest to criminal mischief this week after he was caught urinating on a rack of candy inside a Houston CVS Pharmacy.
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Workers said that Dunst entered the store in July to pick up a prescription. He then exposed himself and urinated on cash registers and the candy below them before calmly walking out.
"He just peed on the candy," Houston police spokeswoman Jodi Silva said. "Skittles, I think."
Dunst was ordered to pay a $500 for his pisscapade that ruined about $100 worth of candy.
This isn't the first time Durst has made headlines for doing something gross. He spent several years in jail after he admitted to using a knife, saw and axe to chop up his neighbor's dead body. His lawyers argued Durst acted in self-defense, and he was acquitted of murder. The jail time came as a result of bond jumping and tampering with evidence.
Durst was also questioned in the disappearance of his wife in 1982 and the murder of his girlfriend in 2000, but he was never charged. He allegedly began cross-dressing shortly after that.
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According to Huffington Post, 71-year-old Robert Durst pleaded no contest to criminal mischief this week after he was caught urinating on a rack of candy inside a Houston CVS Pharmacy.
Workers said that Dunst entered the store in July to pick up a prescription. He then exposed himself and urinated on cash registers and the candy below them before calmly walking out.
"He just peed on the candy," Houston police spokeswoman Jodi Silva said. "Skittles, I think."
Dunst was ordered to pay a $500 for his pisscapade that ruined about $100 worth of candy.
This isn't the first time Durst has made headlines for doing something gross. He spent several years in jail after he admitted to using a knife, saw and axe to chop up his neighbor's dead body. His lawyers argued Durst acted in self-defense, and he was acquitted of murder. The jail time came as a result of bond jumping and tampering with evidence.
Durst was also questioned in the disappearance of his wife in 1982 and the murder of his girlfriend in 2000, but he was never charged. He allegedly began cross-dressing shortly after that.
In a related story, I feel really good about who I am today.
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A Tribute to Porn Star Lisa Ann
As many fans may already know, adult film star Lisa Ann is retiring. She's appeared in scores of porn flicks, including "Ass Cleavage 8" and "MILFs Like It Big," among others. What rocketed her to fame, though, was her Sarah Palin sex spoof "Who's Nailin' Paylin," in which Lisa Ann played the titular Serra Paylin. As tribute, we present ten of her sexiest shots. She may be gone, but she'll never be forgotten.
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For more Lisa Ann, check out her website (NSFW).
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This is Both the Greatest and Most Disgusting Way to Make Sure Your Landlord Handles a Roach Infestation
As a renter, you have certain rights. One of these very important rights includes not having to share the apartment you pay for with filthy insects. The hero of our story has had absolutely enough with a roach infestation that has plagued him since he moved into his rental. In order to get his landlord -- who apparently seems to not care about the issue -- to finally take care of it, he wrote the following letter and included a special surprise to really help bring his point home. (We've transcribed the letter below in case you have trouble reading from the image.)
(h/t Happy Place)
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I have had roaches since I moved in. I have started catching them in the middle of the night and releasing them into your office. I killed this little guy but let his other 4 buddies under your door. This is not my first compliant [sic]. I expect a rent reduction and will be calling the health inspector for the city of Houston first thing in the morning. From this point on, I will make a point to release roaches into your office during business hours and inform all "potential" [ed note: not sure why "potential is in quotation marks] residents of the infestation. Rent reduction. I expect to hear from you by noon.
This is fucking repulsive and I should not have to eat and sleep in such filth.
Something tells us his landlord is suddenly going to take care of the situation. Otherwise this guy will never stop bugging him. HA! Get it? Bugging?! I'll see myself out.
(h/t Happy Place)
I have had roaches since I moved in. I have started catching them in the middle of the night and releasing them into your office. I killed this little guy but let his other 4 buddies under your door. This is not my first compliant [sic]. I expect a rent reduction and will be calling the health inspector for the city of Houston first thing in the morning. From this point on, I will make a point to release roaches into your office during business hours and inform all "potential" [ed note: not sure why "potential is in quotation marks] residents of the infestation. Rent reduction. I expect to hear from you by noon.
This is fucking repulsive and I should not have to eat and sleep in such filth.
Something tells us his landlord is suddenly going to take care of the situation. Otherwise this guy will never stop bugging him. HA! Get it? Bugging?! I'll see myself out.
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