Radio Station Tweets Lewd Photo of Girl Giving Rimjob to Win Concert Tickets (NSFW)

December 19, 2014, 10:40 am

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Here's a photo that will leave a horrible taste in your mouth (the extremely NSFW version is at the bottom if that's what your heart desires):


A couple days ago, Chilean radio station Top 40 held a contest to see what listeners would be willing to do to win tickets to giant EDM festival Mysteryland. Well, they soon found out, as one "lucky" contestant scored her tickets by giving a rimjob to DJ Paul Hip. The station thought it was pretty awesome that this girl just licked whipped cream out of a man's anus, so they tweeted the photo out. Obviously that was a mistake, so they quickly deleted it. But of course it was too late.

Now the viral photo lives on in infamy, and this girl's face buried in a man's ass will be out there for all to see forever. We hope the tickets were worth it.

As for the radio station, they have issued an apology. Here it is translated to English:


And finally, the photo you've all been waiting for (uncensored NSFW):


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17 Relationship Memes That Will Make You Wonder Why We Even Bother

December 22, 2014, 1:50 am

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Dating. We've all done it, and many of us will continue to do it. But if you're like more than half of the population, you are probably unsatisfied with your current or recent relationship. The photos below paint a pretty clear picture as to why that is, from small hassles to dramatic personality shifts based on relationship status. And if you're happily single, well, keep on doin' what your doin'.

 

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The Very Best Pizza Memes and Funny Photos

December 22, 2014, 2:01 am

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What comforts you better than any girlfriend, fills you up after a night of drinking, and may actually taste better the next day? Yep, pizza. People love it so much they make memes about it. So while you enjoy the best pizza photos on the web, we'll be ordering delivery, This is making us hungry.

 

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Should You Kiss That Woman Under The Mistletoe?

December 22, 2014, 2:50 am

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Trees and wreaths are everywhere these days but there's also that one other plant hanging around that can cause a lot of trouble. Make sure you're making the right move under the mistletoe this Christmas season with our handy flowchart.

 

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The Craziest New Years Parties in the USA

December 22, 2014, 3:27 am

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Getting your party on and popping New Year's Eve is expensive -- especially when you're headed to one of these wild, packed-out places to ring in the new year. Read on for some NYE parties more awesome than where you're headed.

1) Playboy's New Year's Eve Soiree

A $2,000 VIP ticket gives you access to a night of top-shelf cocktails, half-naked Playboy models, and a shower of confetti at midnight (did we mention the half-naked Playboy models?).

2) Hakkasan Las Vegas Year-End Extravaganza

A table at the legendary Hakkasan in Vegas, 30 liters of top-notch Champagne, a staff of 40 to wait on you hand and foot, and your name flashing on the Hakkasan big screen can be all yours for a mere $500,000.

3) New Year's Eve At R Lounge

The best view of the ball drop in Times Square, premium open bar, and a gift bag for just $8,500? Sign us up.

4) SET Miami New Year's Eve

Treat your friends to SET's "Jet Set" offering, which includes five bottles of Grey Goose, a table that's actually in the DJ booth, five bottles of Don Julio 1942 and 100 bottles of Louis Roederer Cristal champagne for $100,000.

5) Bungalow Ball In Atlanta

A tricked-out carnival for adults, where you'll come face to face with snake charmers, burlesque dancers, mimes and aerialists while dancing in a vintage Macy's building.

6) New Year's Eve at Pier 36

This 65,000 square foot, three-story club packs out top-notch musical guests every NYE, with front row VIP packages for $5,000 that include some bubbly, and having Martin Garrix sweat on your forehead.

7) New Year's Eve at LIV with Nicky Romero

$30,000 will get you and 19 friends a front row seat, five bottles of alcohol and party favors at this massive celeb-studded venue (this is where Miley rang in her 2014).

8) W Hollywood New Year's Eve

If you want to ring in the New Year to dirty beats from house DJs Scotty Boy, Andy Vargas (Santana), and Luke Wryder, it'll set you back $200 for the most basic package, or $3,3000 for VIP loft access with a rooftop, premium booze and bragging rights.

 

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Trivia You Didn't Know About Christmas Day NBA

December 22, 2014, 4:00 am

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You're a bit of a know-it-all when it comes to sports, aren't you? Well, prepare to be thoroughly embarrassed as we school you in the culmination of Christmas and one of your favorite sports of all time. Here's what you need to know about XMAS NBA.

 

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NBA Player Popularity vs. Efficiency

December 22, 2014, 4:50 am

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The NBA is full of superstars. And fans love superstars. But do the fans love the best players? This chart looks at the top 15 most popular players based on jersey sales in terms of how efficient they are using Player Efficiency Rating.* As you can see, just because a player has a lot of fans, doesn't necessarily mean you want him playing for your favorite team.


*PER stats through 12/18

 

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Wisconsin Man Arrested for Performing Oral Sex on Horse

December 22, 2014, 5:08 am

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We get that you have to do whatever it takes to get through a Wisconsin winter, but this is ridiculous.

According to the Daily Herald, Jared Kreft was charged with "sexual gratification with an animal sex organ" after he admitted to performing oral sex on a horse in Wausau last Wednesday.


The 30-year-old Kreft, who is currently working for himself and loving it, was near the horse and wearing a face mask, jacket, and wind pants with "holes in the groin and buttocks areas" when police found him. They also found a jar of petroleum jelly and a pot pipe on Kreft, who told police he also tried to "arouse the horse with his hand."

A subsequent search of Kreft's apartment turned up a small amount of weed, which, based on what it induced, could probably be classified as the worst sh*t ever.

Police have ordered Kreft to stay away from the residence where the alleged horse beej took place. We'd also highly recommend banning him from next year's Kentucky Derby.

Usually this type of behavior is seen only in Florida: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull in Front of His Neighbors

 

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Tahan Lew Fatt is a V8 Super Babe

December 22, 2014, 5:26 am

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Watch This Monkey Revive Another Monkey in India

December 22, 2014, 6:17 am

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Novelist E.W. Howe once said, "When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it."

According to Huffington Post, a monkey in Kanpur recently did just that when his friend was electrocuted by the wires hanging above a train station.


After getting zapped, the monkey fell to the train tracks below and was pretty much out of commission. While hundreds of human beings gathered around to watch and record the poor guy with their cellphones, one of his primate friends jumped into action and began biting him and hitting him in an effort to regenerate his pulse.

It took about 20 minutes, but the monkey finally sprung back to life after his buddy threw him in some water. The poor guy seemed pretty dazed after the episode, which would be expected after getting electrocuted, falling to the ground and getting thrown around on train tracks by your friend while he tries to revive you.

Thankfully, it looks as though his friend stuck around for a while to make sure he didn't do anything stupid like get hit by a train and totally waste his second chance at life.

​This boy better love the hell out of this cat: Badass Cat Saves Boy From Vicious Dog Attack

 

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Pissed Off Kangaroo Brings Down Drone Camera

December 22, 2014, 7:31 am

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A kangaroo in Hunter Valley, Australia took a page from Lamar Odom's book and destroyed a camera that got a little too close to her and her family.

According to the Daily Mail, the drone pilot was tracking the Eastern grey kangaroo through the Australian outback when the roo decided she had had enough, gave the drone her best "Jersey Shore" Ronnie "one and done" impression and knocked it out of the sky.


The drone's owner was obviously able to recover the footage a short while later, but he said the camera was beyond repair. It could have been worse, though. After all, he could have had that camera strapped to his head instead of a drone, and recovering the footage would have been the least of his problems.

This kid knows what I'm talking about: The Funniest GIFs of the Week

 

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The Funniest Photos About The Sony Pictures-North Korea Hacking Scandal

December 22, 2014, 9:12 am

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The Sony Pictures hacking scandal has blown up the Internet. Who's behind all this? Did they do the right thing in pulling "The Interview" from theaters? Who got embarrassed the most? Why is our president addressing this in a press conference? I don't have the answer to any of those questions. What I do have is a collection of funny Photoshopped pictures in response to this mess.

 

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The Most Iconic Girl-on-Girl Kissing Scenes In Movie History

December 22, 2014, 8:37 pm

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There are several reasons why we go to movies, but most of them involve overly buttered popcorn, slushies and the distant possibility of some unexpected girl-on-girl kissing scenes. Since we all know that buttery popcorn is a sure thing, let us instead pay homage to the rare -- and obviously glorious -- scenes in movie history featuring lovely lady lip-locking.

Denise Richards and Neve Campbell - "Wild Things"

When we say "girl-on-girl kiss," the first place your mind goes is the sexy poolside make-out scene in this 1998 film. Not only was it a big moment in a young boy's life to see something that unprecedented, Denise Richards also showed off her rocking cans. So in a way, it was sort of a two-for-one with two of the late '90s hottest movie mamas.

Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman - "Black Swan"

The 2010 psycho-thriller featured the light and dark side of the ballerina, played brilliantly by these two women who share one of the best ideal kissing scenes - and then some - of any two women in film, let alone the two actresses any of us would choose. The film was nominated for five major Academy Awards, including Best Actress and Best Picture. Natalie Portman won the Oscar that year, and very rightfully so.

Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair - "Cruel Intentions"

One of the classiest make-out scenes in film involves a little stroll in the park back in 1999 in the Ryan Phillippe led "Cruel Intentions" between his ruthless cokehead stepsister Kathryn (Sarah Michelle Gellar) and the innocently ignorant Cecile Caldwell (Selma Blair). This is the film where we learned about tongue kissing, BJs and Ryan's sweet ass, not to mention the impact a good diary can make.

Naomi Watts and Laura Harring - "Mulholland Drive"

If it wasn't enough to see Naomi Watts topless, imagine how thrilled we were to see some serious liplock (and then some, and then some more) between her and Laura Harring. The 2001 David Lynch thriller is a good film, but this actress-on-actress scene is highly regarded as one of the best in movie history. Watts was also at it again this past year in a "Birdman" kissing scene with co-star Andrea Riseborough.

Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried - "Jennifer's Body"

Most people will agree that this film was nothing to write home about, unless of course you like writing to your mother about how hot Megan Fox is, which we do. In this 2009 vampire horror, Fox has a great kissing-in-her-undies scene with Amanda Seyfried. And if you thought Amanda was one of the quiet ones, reconsider that because she does it again in "Chloe" with Julianne Moore.

Susan Sarandon and Geena Davis - "Thelma and Louise"

If it's class you want, then "Thelma and Louise" is the one, all the way back to the year 1991. The adventurous lady duo and a '66 Thunderbird is all you need to set a great girl-on-girl kissing scene at the end. Susan Sarandon has been an overtly sexual type in several films, and if you don't believe us, try out "The Hunger" for more sassy Susan with Catherine Deneuve.

Gina Gershon and Jennifer Tilly - "Bound"

Jennifer Tilly's lesbian love affair with Gina Gershon has been a favorite since the film was featured in 1996, so it's no surprise that her saliva exchange with Gina Gershon would make our list. Despite her repugnant voice, Tilly knows how to titillate when it comes to some lady lover scenes. If you're more of a fan of Gina Gershon - we get it - then you can try again in "Showgirls" when she gets close with Elizabeth Berkley.

Scarlett Johansson and Penelope Cruz - "Vicki Cristina Barcelona"

We stand corrected. If you could choose any two actresses to couple up for a little lip action, it would most likely be Penelope Cruz and Scarlett Johansson. The film about summer love, art and sex gets great when Javier Bardem introduces Penelope and Scarlett's characters. Let's just say that in 2008, all I saw was red. If you were hoping for more, Penelope hit the lesbian slopes again with Charlize Theron in "Head in the Clouds."

Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan - "Gray Matters"

Sure, Tom Cavanagh is a hunk, but the bedroom scene in "Gray Matters" between Heather and Bridget is better than anything your family could give you for Christmas. Ever since the days of "Boogie Nights" we've waited for this moment. It almost seems like there's not much else to look forward to after this scene. Just put it on repeat for the fam.

Angelina Jolie and Elizabeth Mitchell - "Gia"

Okay, it was an HBO movie, but we're counting it because there's nothing hotter than a 1998 film starring Angelina Jolie before she changed her style. If you're a fan of Jolie's topless moments, you'll be okay to brave this incredible scene she has with Elizabeth Mitchell. Single Angelina was way better. Agreed.

Kate Winslet and Melanie Lynskey - "Heavenly Creatures"

Kate knew how to grab our attention with her hooters in James Cameron's "Titanic," but she also had a love scene with Melanie Lynskey, who may not be our top choice, but we never turn our back or our eyes from a good womanly kiss. If you yearn for a classy scene with Kate Winslet, try "Holy Smoke."

Christine Taylor and Scarlet Chorvat - "Dodgeball: A True Underdog Story"

To close out this beautiful list of movie moments, we offer you the curveball scene at the end of "Dodgeball" where Vince Vaughn thinks he's going to score with smoking gorgeous Christina Taylor - and so did we - until she decides to disclose her sexual preference with the audience. So how is this girl-on-girl make-out with Scarlet Chorvat? Nothing to scoff at; not one bit. Happy holidays.

 

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Today's Funny Photos

December 22, 2014, 11:09 pm

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This is the Last Life Hacks Article We Will Post in 2014

December 23, 2014, 12:50 am

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We promise. Although, there are a few here that are new to us that could be quite helpful, so we feel like we are still doing the Lord's work. We hope you agree. If not, perhaps tech hacks are more up your alley? Or pizza hacks? Basically, if you're looking for hacks, we got you covered.








h/t Memewhore

 

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13 Crazy Facts About The Internet

December 23, 2014, 1:32 am

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We all definitely spend way too much time on the Internet. The least we can do is learn about this environment where we all waste away the majority of our lives these days. (Editor's note: based on these facts, we are all depraved humans obsessed with boobs and butts.)

 

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Unfortunate But Hilarious Missed Connections on Craigslist

December 23, 2014, 1:45 am

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If our bizarre Craigslist ad collection wasn't enough for you, how about some missed connections? It's amazing how many people have high hopes for rekindling their failed public missteps. When these gents bump into a pretty girl on the street, the first things on their mind is posting an ad for her on Craigslist. Enjoy some of our favorite hopeful and hilarious missed connections, and who knows, maybe fate will bring these sad suckers a second chance? (It won't.)

 

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20 Very Funny Tweets About Christmas

December 23, 2014, 1:50 am

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Here's a Good Way to Get Yourself Killed by a Girl

December 23, 2014, 2:00 am

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And honestly, you would deserve it.





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The 2014 Mug Shot Awards

December 23, 2014, 3:50 am

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It was a big year for crime in 2014, and with great crime often comes great mug shots. Here are our 10 winners for Mug Shots of the Year, which are all very special in their own way. Keep up the good work, America!

The Craziest Mug Shot

It didn't take long for Arena Arnold to set the bar high for 2014's mug shots, as she was arrested in January for posing as the passenger after a car crash when she was really the driver. She was also intoxicated. It's possible that Arnold is a great actress, too, as her eyes aren't really crossed normally--but that could have been the intoxication coming into play. And there's no acting involved with that hair.

The Funniest Mug Shot

Also known as The Inception Mug Shot, this August booking photo of 19-year-old Robert Burt features him wearing a t-shirt with his June arrest mug shot on it with the caption: BURT FAMILY REUNION, 8/8 - 8/10/2014, SPONSORED BY BUD LIGHT AND SOMERSET COUNTY SHERIFF. Burt was checking into jail to complete a short sentence for drunken driving, and said upon his release that police were "laughing their asses off" at his shirt. So are we, Robert.

The Happiest Mug Shot

In September, Michael Whitington robbed a bank and tried to escape on a light rail train. He was caught shortly after, but he didn't let that get him down. In fact, judging from his mug shot, getting caught was exactly what he wanted and was quite possibly the happiest moment of his life.

The Saddest Mug Shot

The exact opposite of Whitington's mug shot is this one of Gabriel Harris, a sad sack from Florida who just wanted some Taco Bell at 3 a.m. but it was already closed. When he refused to leave the premises (on his bike), the cops showed up, and that's when things got really sad. They attempted to take away Harris' Swiss Army knife and he fought back, which led to him being subdued and arrested for resisting arrest with violence. Ultimately, this melancholy mug shot was the result.

The Most Ironic Mug Shot

There are a lot of hilarious mug shots of people wearing ironic t-shirts, but this one goes a little deeper than that. In August, Diondre Jones committed medical fraud by posing as her dead sister in order to avoid paying a bill. The ironic part? She was wearing a memorial t-shirt at the time that featured a photo of that same dead sister. She probably didn't think that one through all the way.

The Cutest Mug Shot

We now enter into the "looks" portion of our Mug Shot Awards with the most recent winner. In early December, 18-year-old Alysa Bathrick became known as "Cute Mugshot Girl" when she tweeted her booking information saying: Surrendered myself at 7 a.m., got released at 11:30 a.m. F**k what you heard. And my mugshot's cute. She was reportedly arrested for selling Xanax.

The Hunkiest Mug Shot (tie)

We'd be remiss to exclude these two dudes, who won the hearts of all the girls out there who love bad boys in 2014. The mug shot on the left is Jeremy Meeks, a convicted felon who was arrested in June on a gun charge in California. He earned the moniker of "Hot Mug Shot Guy" for the year until November, when a mug shot of Sean Kory (pictured right) went viral. Kory was arrested for alleged assault on Halloween, and could very easily be the long lost brother of Meeks.

The Sexiest Mug Shot

"Hot criminals" were a trending topic in 2014, especially during the latter half, and model Angela Coates topped them all when she was arrested for disorderly conduct in August. Her mug shot then went viral a month later when it was discovered online. Coates claimed on Twitter that she was wrongfully arrested, but there is no denying that she is guilty of absolutely killing it in her flawless mug shot.

The Most Appropriate Mug Shot

In April, 21-year-old Ross McMakin was apparently able to predict the future when he put on this t-shirt. That's because he was later arrested for a DUI after he drove onto the sidewalk, hit a parked car, and choked his girlfriend when she tried to take his keys away. He was charged with drunk driving, reckless endangerment, harassment and strangulation--all charges that are consistent with being "drunk as shit."

The 2014 Mug Shot of the Year

Congratulations Michelle Waro, you are the winner of 2014's best mug shot! Arrested in August for throwing bricks through her in-laws' windows because it was "fun," Waro gave us the perfect combination of insane, happy and hilarious with her mug shot. We can only hope she'll be free to get arrested for something crazy again in 2015 to defend her title.

 

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