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Activist Known as 'Wanksy' Draws Penises Around Potholes to Get Them Fixed

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Every town has certain streets that are riddled with potholes, and everyone hates those streets because they are a nuisance and can be downright dangerous. Manchester, England is apparently worse than most cities, with as many as 70 potholes on a half-mile stretch of road, and one guy is fed up and has decided to do something about it.

He goes by the name Wanksy (very clever), and his genius idea is to draw penises around the potholes to draw more attention to them. Here are a couple more examples like the one above:

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dick drawings, potholes with penis drawings
The amazing part is, Wanksy's efforts have seen almost immediate results. The Manchester Evening News reported that within 48 hours of Wanksy's dick drawings, many of Manchester's most problematic potholes, which had been ignored for years, were filled.

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dick drawings, potholes with penis drawings
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It should be noted that Wanksy's drawings are not spray painted on, so they would wash away naturally after a week or two. But that's not fast enough for Manchester city officials, who would rather fix the potholes right away to also cover up the penises.

The effectiveness of his technique has garnered a fan base in the U.S, too, as you can see from his Facebook page. Don't be surprised if this catches on in a city near you soon, because when it comes to bringing attention to potholes, it's like Wanksy said, "Nothing seemed to do this better than a giant comedy phallus."

via Fast Company

 

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Hip Hop Hottie Mileena Hayes Lets It All Hang Out

Rachel Williams Might Break the Internet With Her Boobs...Again

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Rachel Williams already broke the Internet once with her amazing bouncy boobs, but now the sexy Brit is about to do it again without evening trying...again. Rachel has what some men might call "a totes sweet rack," and while there is no defending those men, there is no denying said rack as we watch her latest shoot for Zoo Today. Stripped to sexy undies, Zoo gets up close and personal with Rachel's busty girlies. So sit back and enjoy some classic electric guitar to go with those big beautiful breasts...oh, and Rachel Williams too.

 

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13 Candid and Possibly Crazy Tinder Girls You'll Want to Swipe Right

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We're not here to warn you that women be crazy. You already know that. In fact, you probably love that, as these are the girls who make life more exciting. Now, they may not be long-term relationship material, but they're the types of girls you can have fun with, joke around with and hopefully have a one-of-a-kind sexual experience with. Like the 13 Tinder girls below, they are enticing enough to swipe right.

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tinder girls, crazy tinder girls, funny girls on tinder

tinder girls, crazy tinder girls, funny girls on tinder

tinder girls, crazy tinder girls, funny girls on tinder

tinder girls, crazy tinder girls, funny girls on tinder

tinder girls, crazy tinder girls, funny girls on tinder

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More: These Are The Most Honest Girls On Tinder And We Love Them For It

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tinder girls, crazy tinder girls, funny girls on tinder

tinder girls, crazy tinder girls, funny girls on tinder

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The Funniest Kylie Jenner Lip Challenge Fails

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Some social media "challenges" make the world better, like the Ice Bucket Challenge for ALS. Some, however, make it worse. Case in point, the Kylie Jenner Challenge, which swept Instagram and Twitter last week. Prompted by a picture of Jenner using a suction device called CandyLipz to make her lips artificially plump, hundreds of gullible teens followed suit. Unfortunately for them, things didn't work out quite so well. Here's a gallery of ten people who got messed up by the #kyliejennerchallenge.

The general goal for the Kylie Jenner Challenge is to achieve some sort of "natural" plumpness - think the Angelina Jolie pout, for example. This girl over-did it to the point where her mouth now resembles nothing more than a prolapsed pig anus. Not a good look, girl, but thankfully the swelling went down before she had to try to eat pizza or anything.

One of the biggest issues with the Kylie Jenner Challenge is that not everybody has access to a CandyLipz device that has a soft aperture around the edge. Kids have been making do with shot glasses instead, and the seal created by the hard glass against soft skin is responsible for most of the bruising. In addition, not being able to precisely control the strength of the vacuum can also rupture blood vessels in your lips, creating something that looks like somebody on DeviantArt tried to draw a "sexy Grimace" from those old McDonalds commercials.

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A video posted by ιѕυρρσят вяєαк υρѕ😏 (@cash.fl0w) on

Some people are going a step beyond posting pictures and instead sharing video documentary of themselves undergoing the Kylie Jenner Challenge. The results are uniformly painful. On video, you can see just how much saliva that vacuum-sealing your lips produces - when this poor guy pulls the cup off to reveal his bloated mouth, it's practically oozing with wet spittle. Pretty unsanitary, dude.



When people go to plastic surgeons for lip plumping, they're under the care of a doctor who can precisely measure the amount of extra dermal fillers to make them beautiful. The vacuum-plumping method used in the Kylie Jenner Challenge takes that precision and throws it out the window. You can't even see how big your lips are getting until you break the seal and release the vacuum, which results in cases like this poor girl. Her lips are swollen so huge they look like a pair of jumbo-sized hot dogs.



So one of the biggest problems with the Kylie Jenner Challenge is the amount of time people put their lips under suction. Doing it for a few seconds is actually not bad for your lips - it can create a quick bit of extra pout without any real damage. But many of the people who are trying this at home are going for as long as a minute, and that's when things get a little dicey. Suck air for that long and you're actually causing damage to your tissues, which can manifest in bruising, tingling or pain. And if you do it too much, you can actually permanently slacken and loosen your lips, which is the last thing you want, even if it means Vine stardom.



It's not just girls who are trying to plump their lips the Kylie Jenner way. A young man named Kevin Coulton from Middleton in Manchester tried to use a glass to plump his lips and the end result was disgusting bruising all over his mouth and chin. He claims that "everyone's doing it," which is kind of a shocking indictment of today's teens. Sure, when I was a kid there was always that creep in the back of the bus who would press 9 volt batteries on his tongue, but typically people were smart enough to not all try it.

| o my gosh lmao o. #kyliejennerchallenge o.

A video posted by @kyliejennerlipvids on

At this point, if you haven't tried the Kylie Jenner Challenge, you've probably seen a half-dozen people who have. And you know that the end results are going to be hideous at best and deeply painful at worst. So what is making people continue to do them, even as I write this? This poor girl tried to use a plastic vitamin bottle to expand her lips, and she was only too successful. What makes it hilarious is that she's actually shocked at the disaster she's made of her face.



One thing that I noticed after watching approximately eleven million Kylie Jenner Challenge videos (aside from the fact that there are a whole lot of stupid people in this world) is that nearly everybody is shocked when they pull the cup off of their lips. You get the feeling that they knew it would be bad, just not this bad. Lips come out bigger, floppier, redder and more painful than you ever would have imagined. This poor subject's bottom lip looks like the couch from The Simpsons, for God's sake.

People still aren't sure what it is about full lips that makes them attractive to men. But it doesn't necessarily hold true in the opposite direction. When men try to plump their mouths up, the end result is disastrous. Without enough fatty tissue to expand, the pressure from the cups instead breaks blood vessels all over their mouths, resulting in an expanse of purple bruising. This poor dude looks like he's been huffing on the tailpipe of a '87 Buick LeSabre, not living the high life with the Kardashians.

| 😱 good morning! o. #kyliejennerchallenge o.

A video posted by @kyliejennerlipvids on

Let's close with one that's both hilarious and kind of scary. So when you apply the force of a vacuum to a brittle physical object like glass, it puts it under a significant amount of tensile stress. Add in the stress of breaking the vacuum seal and glass tends to shatter all over. This last Kylie Jenner Challenge fail features a woman who not only expands her mouth to obscene size, but also gets showered in shards of glass when a friend tries to remove it. No thanks, dudes. Let's all just be happy with our lips as-is.

 

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14 Alleged Stories About Beloved Celebrities That Could Change How You Look At Them Forever

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They say to never meet your heroes because they'll never be as great as you imagine, but since the internet ruins everything for everyone, you probably already know every little mistake they've made in life. But just in case there were a few you still respected, a Reddit thread revealed a series of alleged stories about some of the most loved names in Hollywood. Again, we cannot confirm these, but there are many, many more in that thread. Here are some of the best.

1. Sean Penn
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"In 1987, Sean Penn was dating Madonna and flipped out because he thought she was cheating on him. He tied her to a chair and beat her for hours with everything from his fists to a baseball bat. When he was out of the room she freed herself and escaped or who knows what would've happened."

2. Eddie Murphy

"Eddie Murphy got Scary Spice pregnant and refused to believe it was his. Then he took a blood test, which proved he WAS the father after all and he still wants nothing to do with the kid.
In total he has 8 kids with 4 different women."

3. Dr. Seuss

"Dr. Seuss had an affair while his wife suffered from cancer and depression. She killed herself and he married his mistress a few months later."

4. Steve Jobs

"Steve Jobs was a terrible person that disowned his daughter and frequently told his employees to kill themselves. He was actually fired from apple for his conduct but brought back for his ideas."

5. Matthew Broderick

"On August 5, 1987, Matthew Broderick was driving on a country road in Northern Ireland with Jennifer Grey when his car veered into the wrong lane, colliding with an oncoming vehicle. The two passengers of the other car were killed instantly. Broderick spent a month in the hospital but because of memory loss, he was unable to explain what happened. It was determined that the actor wasn't drunk at the time of the accident, and he was charged with causing death by dangerous driving, although he was eventually convicted only of careless driving, escaping with a $175 fine."

6. Mark Wahlberg

"Mark Wahlberg only served 45 days in jail for an unprovoked, racially motivated attack in 1988 that left one of two victims blind. He was initially charged with attempted murder."

7. Charles Dickens

"Charles Dickens separated from his wife after 22 years of marriage after he fell in love with an 18-year-old actress, then went on to have a letter published in numerous newspapers in which he accused his wife of being responsible for the separation, and calling her stupid, morbidly depressed and a bad mother."

8. Chuck Berry

"Rock-n-roll pioneer Chuck Berry hid cameras in bathrooms in a restaurant he owned to film women going to the bathroom for his sexual fetish."

9. Shania Twain

"Shania Twain came to my hometown for a concert and decided to stay for a couple days to ride a horse in one of our national parks. My dad was her bodyguard, to which he was told by her that he was not allowed to look at her or talk to her at all. Anyway, while she was riding around, this elderly woman came up to her and begged her for an autograph for her granddaughter and without looking at the woman or in her general direction at all, she told my dad to "get her away from me" and just kept riding."

10. Lyndon B. Johnson

"Lyndon Johnson, former US president, nicknamed his penis "Jumbo" and was known to display it in public. One of the things he'd do was use the urinal, and if another guy walked into the bathroom, he'd turn around and shake his dick at them, asking 'HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING AS BIG AS THIS?'"

11. Thomas Edison
On December 31, 1879 Thomas A. Edison gave the first public demonstration of the incandescent lamp in Menlo Park. He is seen here in 1929 holding a replica of his first lamp, which had the power of 16 candles. In contrast, the lamp on the left had the power of 150,000 candles. (UPI Photo/Files)
"Thomas Edison invented very few of the things people think he did, he had a small team of people he would pay next to nothing to come up with ideas which he would then patent and take credit for."

12. Arthur Miller

"Arthur Miller had a son with Down Syndrome. Miller immediately institutionalized his son, did not visit him, and never mentioned him in his memoirs."

13. Tim Allen

"Tim Allen was caught smuggling a good quantity of cocaine onto a commercial airplane in the 1970s."

14. O.J. Simpson

"O.J. Simpson, famous actor, Heisman Trophy winner, America's sweetheart, and all around likable guy, does not floss regularly."

 

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Michelle Keegan Named FHM's Sexiest Woman in the World

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Michelle Keegan has come a long way from her job as a check-in agent at Manchester Airport. The hot actress from the British soap "Coronation Street" was named No. 1 on FHM's official list of the "Sexiest Women in the World 2015," beating the likes of Kendall Jenner and Emilia Clarke.

This isn't her first accolade, either. In 2013, she was named "World's Hottest Woman" by ZOO magazine, as well as earning "Cleavage of the Year" from the English newspaper The Sun. It's hard to argue with any of that. Scroll down to check out a few of Keegan's sexy shots for FHM.

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Michelle Keegan Named FHM's Sexiest Woman 2015, Michelle Keegan
Michelle Keegan Named FHM's Sexiest Woman 2015, Michelle Keegan
For a full list of the Official FHM Sexiest Women In The World 2015, click here.

 

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Watch This Girl Swallow an Entire Balloon and Pop It While It's Still Inside Her

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Given how thrilled the crowd was just to see her pump air into the balloon, they're lucky their heads didn't explode once the show hit its real climax.

According to Mirror, a girl entertaining a group of partygoers gave them the show of a lifetime when she swallowed what looked to be at least a three-foot balloon filled with air and then popped it while it was still inside of her.


A closer look reveals that the girl almost didn't complete the trick in its entirety, as she damn near lost it when the Howard Cosell of the group remarked that it was going into her intestines.

We're not sure there are words that can sum up what this girl accomplished, so we'll just say the woman off camera nailed it with "Shit, girl." We are pretty sure, though, that guy looking on from the side wouldn't have been able to remove his hand from his pocket even if he wanted to after watching that.

That was a hell of a lot sexier than swallowing your own snot rope: Reporter Swallows Her Own Rope o' Snot on Live TV

 

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This is What Happens When Grapefruit-Sized Hail Hits Your Windshield

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Um, you can turn the windshield wipers off now, dude.

According to AOL, tornadoes and severe thunderstorms ripped through the Dallas-Fort Worth metro area Sunday evening, and some of those storms brought hail "slightly larger than a grapefruit" with them.

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A team of storm chasers was driving through Stephenville when one of the hailstorms hit, and it pretty much destroyed their windshield in the process.


Ironically, seeking shelter underneath a tree during the thunderstorm was an even more insane decision than chasing the storm in the first place. While both men escaped injury this time around, the National Weather Service says people "shouldn't stand near trees in a thunderstorm due to the lightning hazard and the fact that trees blow down."

"In a recent 15-year period in Ohio alone, over 40 persons were injured and at least nine were killed by trees toppled during thunderstorms. Many of the victims were in vehicles."

And for the record, bro, you don't "need to tweet" when grapefruit-sized hail is raining down on your busted vehicle. You "need" to get the hell out of there.

If that storm didn't make you crap your pants, then this one should: Shanghai Window Washers Get Caught in Wind Storm on the 91st Floor

 

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Guy on Tinder Tells Girls to Have Sex With Him So They Don't Mess It Up With Mr. Right

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Like most guys on Tinder, Daniel is hoping that some beautiful stranger swipes right and has sex with him later that night.

But according to Uproxx, Daniel's reasons for why girls should sleep with him are just a tad different than other guys. Whether he is being honest and truly looking out for each girl's long-term relationship goals or if he is just an evil genius, well, we'll let you be the judge.

Dude on Tinder says he'll have sex with girls so they don't mess it up with Mr. Right
"Hero" might be a bit on the narcissistic side, but hey, you can't fault the guy for trying something different.

It looks like Daniel has some competition: This Guy Has Mastered the Art of Picking Up Girls on Tinder

 

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Happy Birthday, Jessica Alba: A Bikini Tribute

'BattleBots' is Returning to TV and You Can Be Part of the Live Audience

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It's been more than 12 years, but the battling robots are back!

The hit show "BattleBots" is returning to television this summer on ABC, and you can be part of the live audience. Not only will you witness the awesome spectacle of robot-on-robot, metal-munching mayhem, but you just might be seen on the TV show. Bring your friends and family for a great time and be the first to experience the revamped, reimagined, redesigned BattleBots!

There are five tapings taking place Thursday, May 21 through Saturday, May 23 at Mare Island Sports Center in San Francisco, CA. Tickets are only $10, and you can purchase them at Eventbrite.

"BattleBots" last aired on Comedy Central in December 2002, but we've come a long way since then. So you can expect these battling bots to be bigger, faster and more badass. That's right, even more badass than when Nightmare destroyed Son of Whyachi:


For tickets to a live show of the all new "BattleBots," click here.

 

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14 Horrible Spelling Mistakes That'll Make You Feel Better About Yourself

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Spelling is one of the first things you learn in school. Or at least that's what we thought. Clearly there are a lot of people out there who just sort of give up at some point during their learning. We all make spelling errors here and there, but these mistakes so terrible, your brain is going to hurt just from reading them.

(h/t Pleated Jeans)

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McDonald's Employee Knocks Out Drunk Man With Just One Punch

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It looks like the knuckle sandwich was not one of the seven sandwiches recently removed from McDonald's menus.

According to MLive, a man who was "behaving belligerently" inside a McDonald's near Michigan State University went home with what must have been one hell of a McHeadache instead of a Happy Meal after an employee knocked his drunk ass out last week.


A Michigan State student named Kevin Lange recorded the incident and said he wasn't sure what initially set the dude off, but it quickly escalated when he spit on the counter and "threw a 'Caution: Wet Floor' sign at employees behind the counter."

"He definitely instigated it," Lange said.

Several McDonald's employees then tried to remove the man from the restaurant, and one of them pushed him to the ground in the process. That's when Lange hit the record button, and the rest is history.

We know of only two things that could have made a man this crazy at McDonald's. Either this guy ordered a 20-piece Chicken McNuggets meal and they only gave him two sides of BBQ sauce, or he found out for the first time that the McRib is not on the menu year-round.

If you're going to jail for destroying a McDonald's, you might as well help yourself to some free soft serve: Topless Florida Woman Destroys McDonald's, Stops to Eat Ice Cream

 

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16 Kids With No Filter Who Definitely Embarrassed Their Parents

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Kids do the damnedest things, don't they? From shouting out cuss words to dropping trou in public, the 16 stories below illustrate how young children are truly the most honest humans, but also how having no inhibitions can get you (or your parents) in trouble.

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funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
funny kids quotes, kids say darndest things, kids who got parents in trouble
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