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Scottie Pippen's Daughter Was Arrested for Peeing in a Hotel Lobby

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Yeah, you can't do that. Even when the hotel is in Iowa.

According to The Smoking Gun, the 20-year-old daughter of Chicago Bulls great Scottie Pippen was arrested over the weekend after she walked into an Iowa City hotel's lobby and urinated on the floor.

Sierra Pippen peed in a hotel lobby
Police said they found Sierra Pippen standing outside of the Sheraton Hotel just before 2 a.m. Sunday morning, and she reeked of booze. Pippen also "exhibited various signs of intoxication, including impaired speech and balance."

Despite the fact that she was underage, police noted that Pippen was wearing wristbands for two different bars, and when they asked her to take field sobriety tests, she declined. Pippen also refused to take a post-arrest Breathalyzer test and accused the arresting officer of "being racist."

Police and Sheraton employees were already familiar with Pippen before she decided to take a piss on the hotel lobby floor, as she was arrested for public intoxication at the same location after fighting with hotel security just 16 days ago.

Let's be honest: She probably would have gotten away with just a warning both times if she was Jordan's baby girl instead.

If Michael Phelps would have been there, Pippen could have whizzed on him instead and made some money in the process: Plus-Sized Dominatrix Says Michael Phelps Paid Her to Urinate on Him

 

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The Best TV Shows You're Probably Not Watching

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Everybody has their head in the clouds or on the bright screen consuming everything under the sun. What people are forgetting, though, are these fantastic TV shows that they're probably not watching. So we're here to clear the air and set folks on the right track. Get your head out of the clouds and check out these underrated TV shows you're missing out on.

Bloodline
Bloodline, Netflix
The new Netflix family drama puts the good son of the Rayburns, John (Kyle Chandler), up against his outcast brother, Danny (Ben Mendelsohn), when they decide to let Danny back into their Florida Keys paradise despite his past blunders. But when the black sheep gets back on the farm, a cozy family celebrating years of success and good fortune suddenly turns nasty when John and the other two siblings decide Danny has got to go.

Daredevil
Daredevil, Netflix
Netflix's gritty remake of a failed superhero film stars Charlie Cox as a blind Matt Murdock who leads a double life as a smart but struggling lawyer and crime fighting hero, sans the ridiculous outfit (at least so far). The new series follows the vigilante back to his childhood where he loses his eyesight, his father, and everything he knows about the world before becoming Daredevil. The show visits the unique perspective of a sightless man relying on his other senses to fight the good fight in Hell's Kitchen, and the fight scenes are beyond intense. "Daredevil" also stars Deborah Ann Woll and Vincent D'Onofrio.

The Goldbergs
The Goldbergs, ABC
Never has there been a more poignant account for life in the '80s, not to mention the twisted inner workings of suburban family from the perspective of youngest son, 11-year-old Adam (voiced over by Patton Oswalt). Jeff Garlin stars as hot head of the Goldberg household with three unruly children and their crazy hot mom as they pedal through puberty, awkward family drama and a mischievous grandpa, played by the hilarious George Segal. It's easily one of the best family comedies since "Home Improvement."

Fargo
Fargo, FX
Inspired by the Coen brothers' 1996 classic dark comedy, the television series follows drifter, Lorne Malvo (Billy Bob Thorton), into small suburban Bemidji, Minnesota where he invokes deceit and malice amongst the town while local authorities (Colin Hanks, Allison Tolman) attempt to solve some local murders they believe Malvo has some hand in. The show also features "Better Call Saul" star Bob Odenkirk, "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" man Glenn Howerton and Martin Freeman. Season 2 of "Fargo" will premiere this fall with a whole new cast, so now's the time to see what all the fuss was about with Season 1.

Silicon Valley
Silicon Valley, HBO
When a group of computer geeks live together under the same roof rent free, something great (and something dorky) is bound to happen. The HBO comedy follows Richard Hendriks (Thomas Middleditch), a tech introvert who spearheads a brilliant invention amidst the resurgent tech gold rush, and now he's the golden goose of a bidding war. From the creator of "Office Space" comes the new age of business, which of course entails young dorks with no lives who write code and stumble upon genius.

BoJack Horseman
Bojack Horseman, Netflix
A comedic cartoon centurion, if you will, BoJack Horseman is Netflix's hilarious stab at horse comedy, taking a look into the deplorable lifestyle of a washed up has been. Voiced over perfectly by the talented Will Arnett, the king of voiceovers, take a look into a failed '80s TV star who has turned from lovable lead man of "Horsin' Around" to dry wit and the bottom of several bottles after peaking early on Hollywood's walk of shame. Aaron Paul, Alison Brie, and Amy Seders also perform comedic voiceovers.

Peaky Blinders
Peaky Blinders, Netflix
Anyone who wants to be truly transported to another period in time will appreciate Thomas Shelby (Cillian Murphy) and the rest of the gang during the lawless days of the early 20th century. Set in post-war Birmingham, the Peaky Blinders are a family of misfits who, under Tommy's reign, walk the streets with guns in their hands, pride in their pocket, and razor blades in their top hats as he slowly moves up in the crime world amidst a local English town with a few blood soaked hands. Check out seasons 1 and 2 on Netflix now.

Ray Donovan
Ray Donavan, Netflix
The guy who gets his hands dirty when the handsome Hollywood types can't is returning for a third time after two strong seasons of Boston family drama brought to the comfy beaches of California. Ray, played brilliantly by Liev Schreiber, not only commands the streets of L.A.'s hottest celebrities, he also rules the roost of his South Boston family, but the two worlds often collide and make quite a mess that sometimes not even the likes of Ray Donovan can clean up.

Veep
Veep, HBO
An original take on American politics, the Julia Louis-Dreyfus-led HBO comedy shows us a comedic perspective on the unpredictable, humorous life of a politician who kind of makes it up as they go. With support from her unintentionally hilarious staff (Tony Hale, Matt Walsh, Anna Chlumsky), there's nothing she can't accomplish, except of course her job.

The Americans
The Americans, FX
The Jennings (Keri Russell, Matthew Rhys) are two Soviet spies who pose as an ordinary American couple with two ignorant children. Their undercover mission becomes complex the more genuine their marriage becomes, and the more intense the political climate, the more heat it brings to their front door. Season 1 was a mark of originality and Season 2 a mark of pure genius. With Season 3 recently completed, it's a damn shame not more people are talking about this brilliant show.

 

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Florida Man Arrested While Wearing 'Warning: I Do Dumb Things' T-Shirt

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Sorry, man. They send funny guys to prison, too.

According to WBBH, a 40-year-old Naples man was arrested last Thursday after what police said was a string of vehicle burglaries.

But it's not David Durham's crime spree that is making headlines as much as his choice of wardrobe for his mug shot:

Florida man arrested while wearing I do dumb things shirt
Police said Durham targeted vehicles in beach parking lots near the center of the city. Surveillance video showed Durham smashing the window of one vehicle. Another shows Durham walking around the parking lot checking to see if doors were unlocked.

The first burglary took place in late February while Durham's latest attempt occurred earlier this month, and he's now being charged with grand theft, burglary and criminal mischief.

Durham gladly admitted to committing every single burglary at the time of his arrest, which is something we're sure his attorney would like to add to the list of "dumb things" his client does.

If you are having a case of deja vu with this story, maybe you are remembering the Texas version: Texas Man Arrested for Ninth DUI Wearing 'Warning: I Do Dumb Things' Shirt

 

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15 Accidentally Hilarious Sex Ed Questions From Students

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Remember when you knew nothing about sex? Okay, okay. So you still know nothing about sex. But remember when you were just a curious kid rapidly approaching puberty and knew nothing about sex? Oh, the questions you so desperately wanted answered but were to embarrassed to ask. That's why a lot of teachers allow students to write their question down anonymously. And the beauty of being anonymous is that those hilarious questions can be shared with the Internet guilt-free. Here are some of the funniest questions students have asked.







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(h/t Happy Place)

 

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The Cast of Full House: Then vs. Now

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The Cast Of Full House Then Vs. Now


We all remember Uncle Jesse and Uncle Joey and the adorable Michelle and all of the crazy hijinks the Tanner family got into during the eight years that 'Full House' was on the air. But what is the cast up to these days? You're barely going to recognize John Stamos, Dave Coulier, the Olsen Twins and all of the other actors who made up the cast of your favorite TGIF show. (Special shout out to Kimmy Gibbler, who I think we all secretly had a crush on in the '90s.)

 

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Nina Agdal Gives Up All the Juicy Details About Herself

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Fill in the Dots, Nina Agdal

Nina Agdal takes a few moments to give us all the dirt on herself. From what makes her feel sexiest to how to get on her good side, this Danish delight is completely unabashed about what makes her tick. Oh, and a little teaser: She likes sex more than dessert. Who likes sex more than dessert!? Nina Agdal, that's who.

 

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10 People Share Embarrassing Stories About Losing Their Virginity

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While not as precious as a lady's, a man's v-card can be a very special thing. When lost (though I personally prefer the term "played") boy transcends to man, and -- more often than not -- leaves the lady dry and disappointed. Since most of our first times were nothing to write home about, let's either relate with or laugh at narratives from first time (and almost first time) experiences from both men and women courtesy of this Reddit thread (and this one as well), shall we?

 

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The 25 Most Hilarious Examples of Brutal Honesty

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Honesty is a rare thing in today's world. But when it happens, it's quite refreshing. Some of the best comedians use honesty as their policies, and for good reason: The truth is often hilarious. Behold some of the world's greatest examples of brutal honesty.


And a lot of courage.


Always lighten the impact with something worse.


Losers that make excellent McChickens.


You go, girl.


Go under anesthesia at your own risk.


A match made in heaven.


Brutally succinct.


Wearing Yelp like a badge of honor.


Nothing like a Grand Slam at 3 A.M.


The worst.


National Drinking Day.


And everyone's day just got a little bit better.


Just bought some on Amazon.


Gallows humor at its finest.


Not quite exercising his Fifth Amendment correctly.


Romance. Dead.


Yet another reason to drink.


LOL. "Piece of poo."


Worst week of his life.


The self-aware vandal.


Christians have a better sense of humor than vegans.


At least the little tyke is taking it well.


Give this man a quarter!


Seriously, though.


But we always do.

 

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NAU Sorority Girl Runs Into Man's Apartment, Strips Naked, Jumps on Bed and Somehow Gets Arrested

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Most guys dream of the day when a college coed with two bags of weed in her pockets busts down his door, strips naked and begins jumping on his bed.

Apparently, one Flagstaff man is not one of those guys.

According to the Arizona Daily Sun, police are surprisingly referring to that man as a "victim" after a 20-year-old Northern Arizona University sorority girl ran into his apartment last Friday afternoon, removed her clothing, jumped on his bed and asked, "Am I pretty?"

NAU student gets naked in stranger's house, jumps on cop and gets arrested
Instead of saying "Hell yeah," the man called police. When they arrived at his apartment, they found Makena Marie Haydon (pictured above, photo via Facebook) naked as a jaybird on the second-floor exterior balcony "yelling incoherently."

Haydon eventually went back inside and put on her underwear, but her adventure was far from over, as she then "launched herself at an officer who was climbing the stairs toward her." Despite her best efforts, the officer was able to put Haydon in cuffs and escort her to the squad car, but not before she declared that she "loved marijuana."

And she wasn't lying, as officers found two bags of weed in her pants pockets when they went back to retrieve her clothing.

Haydon has been charged with indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal damage, trespassing, misdemeanor marijuana possession, resisting arrest and aggravated assault of a police officer, which all could have been avoided if she would have run into any other dude's apartment.

Haydon is lucky she got arrested in America. In Paraguay, they would have made her dance at the cop shop: Officer Busted Dancing With Naked Woman at Station

 

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Woman Starts Man's Car on Fire After Being Denied a Cigarette

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Well, she obviously didn't need a light.

According to Israel National News, security footage from a Jerusalem gas station shows a bat shit crazy woman approach a man who is in the process of filling up his car, ask him for a cigarette, and then light his car on fire when her request is denied.


A female suspect was captured a short while later, but if it turns out that she was indeed the woman responsible for starting the fire, we have no idea how she will come up with the money to pay for the damages. After all, she didn't even have enough cash to buy a pack of smokes.

While the man was initially credited with preventing the fire from spreading to the gas pump thanks to quickly removing the nozzle from his gas tank, the crew at Jalopnik says removing the nozzle from a burning car is not recommended, as doing so will often lead to a bigger fire and possible explosion.

Our advice, however, is to just stay away from crazy women.

This guy didn't need a psycho lady to blow up this gas station: Gas Station Explodes When Idiot Doesn't Remove Nozzle From Gas Tank Before Driving Off

 

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Beer Tricks You Won't Believe Actually Work (But Do)

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Beer Tricks You Won't Believe Actually Work (But Do)
Summer is almost here and there is no better way to enjoy it than with an ice cold beer. If you're planning on refreshing yourself with a few cold ones, you'll probably want to know about all of the tricks in this video. We promise, they will enhance your beer-drinking experience immensely. Sit back, crack a cold one, take in a few beer tricks, and then use them on the next one you have.

 

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Listen to This Golf Fan Go Nuts After a Brilliant Shot

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Somebody might want to check his shorts.

Some of the PGA Tour's best golfers were in Doral, Florida Thursday for the opening round of the 2015 World Golf Championships - Cadillac Match Play. Two of those golfers were Paul Casey and Chris Kirk, who were locked in an epic battle on their 21st hole when Kirk hit a ridiculous approach shot from 230 yards out.

But while Kirk undoubtedly loved the result of his approach, it sounded as though one fan in the gallery enjoyed it way more than he did.
Sadly, Kirk would miss that putt, so the two men took their match to a 22nd hole, where Kirk would miss another putt and succumb to Casey.

In a related story, somebody needs to get that golf fan a front row seat to a Criss Angel show. Although, that might make the dude's head explode.

via Barstool Sports

Imagine if he would have seen this: Watch This Police Chase on a Golf Course

 

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