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Venezuelan Soccer Player Doing Interview Receives Cheap Shot Kick From Fan

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We wouldn't be very happy about sitting through a scoreless draw for more than 90 minutes either, but this is ridiculous.

According to The Guardian, an enraged fan at last night's Venezuelan soccer match between Carabobo FC and Aragua ran onto the field and kicked a player in the back while he was doing a post-match interview on live TV.



Carabobo striker Aquiles Ocanto was discussing the 0-0 snoozefest with Meridiano Television reporter Maria Alexandra Bastidas when a lunatic dressed in business casual jump-kicked him in the back.

Ocanto was miraculously unharmed, and the team took to Twitter to remind fans that violence such as that would not be tolerated.

It's unknown what happened to dude who kicked Ocanto, but you have to think it's not going very well for him at the moment if he was captured by authorities. I mean, you would definitely get jail time for something like that in America, so in a country like Venezuela, he might be dead.

We prefer this kind of passion from soccer fans: Porn Star Says She'll Have Sex With Soccer Player for 16 Hours if He Scores 5 More Goals

 

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College Student is Suing School Because She Failed the Same Class Twice

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Well, the world needs ditch diggers, too.

According to WNEP, a nursing student at Misericordia University is suing the school because she failed the same course twice.

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Jennifer Burbella's lawyer Harry McGrath says his client suffers from stress, anxiety and depression, and the school failed to provide her with the proper help necessary to pass the course. McGrath said his client's struggle with stress and anxiety means she should be covered under The Americans With Disabilities Act of 1973.

To us, it sounds like Burbella suffers from the same conditions as most other college students. But Burbella and her lawyer don't see it that way.

According to the lawsuit, Burbella asked for extra time to complete her exams and sought "communication with a professor during a test."

"She's not looking for the university to ordain that she get this degree, she's looking for a fair opportunity, which the statute provides, to take the exam," McGrath said. "If she fails it, that's her own problem, and she has to deal with it."

Hmm, it seems to us like she has already had that opportunity. Twice.

Burbella might want to take a quick look at this flowchart: Should You Be In College? A Flowchart

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: 5-14-15

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Yesterday we asked you to use our brand new meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to 15 winners. Congratulations to the winners below. You truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you that lost...oh well, there's always next week's contest!

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10 Hot Girls Caught Doing Dirty Things

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Sometimes, albeit rarely, we come across a news story that intrigues us. It's exceedingly rare to hear about a girl doing unimaginably dirty things and being arrested for it. These stories are special for precisely that reason.

Young Blonde Defecates in Backseat of Squad Car
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After the authorities prompted detained Katelyn Patricia Felegi, 18, for breaking into her ex-boyfriend's home and wreaking absolute havoc, she sat patiently in the backseat of the cop car. And then she removed her pants and pooped everywhere.

Cops said she created "biohazard waste," intentionally and massively. This occurred only two days prior to Sierra Pippen's epic hotel peeing (see below), causing some, namely me, to speculate whether some number one and number two conspiracy is going on.

Scottie Pippen's Daughter Urinates in Hotel Lobby
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Pippen's daughter knows a thing or two about partying. One night in April of this year she entered the Sheraton Hotel in Iowa City, only a short distance from where she goes to school at Iowa State, and popped a squat. She began pissing on the floor for no apparent reason.

As the Smoking Gun reports, she'd be previously arrested only two weeks prior in the same location for public intoxication. It seems to be this urination was an act of revenge against the hotel for giving her a wrap sheet. I don't know about you, but ... kinda hot.

19-Year-Old Coed Arrested for Masturbating in Campus Library
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, if you haven't heard, is that Oregon State University student who masturbated in the library and streamed it for the universe to behold. Once uploaded by an anonymous user to PornHub, it received more than 250,000 views in less than two hours.

In the video, she is seen exposing her breasts, turning around and grabbing her butt, chewing bubblegum, and finalizing it by going full-on crazy mode on her lady part.

She doesn't attended OSU anymore because she claims she got "bored," and commenced a sterling career as a cam girl, owning the Twitter name "Library Girl" and a website of her own. She is currently battling her public indecency misdemeanor, which I would say was all kinds of decent.

Three Hotties Twerk, Pee, and Expose Genitals in Oregon
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It all happened outside of a courthouse in Beaverton, Oregon. One Coura Valazquez, pictured in the middle, went to pay a fine. She left in quite the horned up tizzy.

Valazquez and two of her pals bent over and began twerking in front of city hall. They flashed their privates, and Brittany Medak, pictured on the right, took a wee between two squad cars. She also lifted her skirt and exposed her vagina.

Ages 22, 20, and 20.

They were charged with disorderly conduct, offensive littering, drug possession, and tampering with police records. No video of the twerking is available. I've checked.

Cute Car Thief Really Had to Go
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Georgia native Mellisa Mansfield, 31, stole a car and had to go to the bathroom. She pulled over on the side of the road in St. Lucie County, Florida and went to the passenger side of the car, shielding herself from oncoming traffic.

A cop went to investigate after seeing her pull to the side of the road. "As I approached the vehicle I clearly observed a white female squatting on the passenger side of the vehicle with her pants below her knees defecating," he said.

Mansfield had a collection of beers in the passenger seat. Those damn Guinness Stouts. They'll get you every time.

Florida Woman Busts Out Private Parts on Busy Intersection
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The majority of mugshots are rough, so we'll give Tracy Mabb the benefit of the doubt. In June 2012, 35-year-old Tracy Mabb stood in front of passing motorists in Pompano Beach, FL. and began aggressively showing off.

A la Jackin' It in San Diego, Mabb lifted up her skirt, "intentionally exposing her entire body to include her breasts, vaginal and buttocks areas in a complete vulgar and indecent manner." A few drivers circled back to take another look.

Upon being arrested, she allegedly told the deputy that she "didn't give a f**k." This came only two weeks before another Florida incident of indecent exposure in a busy street occurred.

New Jersey Woman Goes Pee in Cop Car and Again in Police Station
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A young lady out of Passaic, NJ was arrested for drunkenly yelling at passengers on a bus. When the cops put her in the back of the police car, she dropped a No. 1. Gabriella Para, 28, wasn't done yet. Para was then taken to the station where she proceeded to drop another No. 1 on the floor. It is unclear whether they had the local firemen hose her down, though that would be ideal. And they would finally get to use the fire hydrants we aren't allowed to park in front of but that haven't been used in a decade.

Brittany Sonnier Arrested for "Crimes Against Nature"
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When Brittany Sonnier's boyfriend listened to her, she didn't hesitate to go in depth. The 20-year-old made it very clear that she had intense feelings for dogs.

So says the police report: "She told him that she was interested and into having sex with dogs. She went on to tell him that she has been having sex with her family dogs since she was thirteen years old."

Once her boyfriend was sufficiently "disturbed and freaked out," he notified the cops. Sonnier was also pregnant with his child at the time. Next.

Woman Wanted in New Mexico for "Malicious Fecal Distribution"
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One Nob Hill man had enough. After witnessing some strange woman jog by his house multiple times and drop a deuce by his house, he sent a security tape to the local news.

"She always strikes on weekend mornings," he said, explaining that it has happened four times. Video shows this to be the case.

While the woman is still unidentified, the man desires to see this perpetrator come under swift justice. "If it happens again, I'm going to run out there with a hose and hose her down and say, 'Bad human!'" If anyone has information, please don't hesitate to say so in the comments section. Unless you're the actual perpetrator, then we can direct you to various public restrooms.

Woman Arrested for Twirlin' the Pearl at "Fifty Shades of Grey" Screening
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No photo evidence of this woman's sexiness exists, but we thought it was sufficiently sexy in its own right. A 33-year-old woman in February was arrested for masturbating during a screening of "Fifty Shades of Grey" in Sinaloa, Mexico.

Moviegoers became suspicious after hearing "things" and complained to management. The horny gal was sitting in the 12th row. She was soon slapped in cuffs, only furthering her BDSM fantasy, and hauled off to jail. Better than the actual movie.

 

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10 Thoughts and Predictions Going Into the 'Mad Men' Series Finale

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Waltzing into the final episode of AMC's retro ad-man series, it's hard not to get nostalgic already. But before we shed a tear for "Mad Men" and wave a fond farewell to the brilliant writing, sharp suits, classy women, casual drinking, light racism and heavy sexism of Matthew Weiner's smoke-filled workplace, we have a few predictions, grievances, confessions and tributes to make. It's hard to say what the finale will include, with several swan songs seemingly already sung, but whether it ends on a high or low note, we believe it will be done right. Now, put on your best suit, pop the top on that whiskey bottle and have a drink while we get in our two cents, which back then was actually worth something.

The finale will highlight a turning point for women in the workplace.
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Late 1970, which is when the last season of "Mad Men" takes place, was the time of the first Women's Equality Day. With women in the workplace slowly getting their due, don't be surprised if "Mad Men" makes a big push for women in his finale, likely highlighting something revolutionary. After spending years together as a team, watching Joan getting pushed out was tough for Roger Sterling to be a part of, so perhaps he'll take his leave from advertising on her behalf in the end. The first sexual harassment case in the workplace didn't come until 1977, so we'll see just how heated it gets.

Don Draper is the 'Mad Man,' and he will die.
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Just the name "Don Draper" will die, though. Not the man. We stand by our early predictions that Don is in fact the mad man who falls from his office window, just like in the end of the opening credits. Weiner knows folks are onto him with their brilliant theories about how it'll all end for Don, but we think the finale will simply serve as another reinvention of the man himself. Faking his death as Don Draper, we believe that he will take on a new identity in the end, grab his kids now that Betty is gone and head into a new life, leaving the ad-man lifestyle altogether. He still has the money to go anywhere, so don't be surprised if he winds up in the Bahamas after all.

Peggy is the new Don.
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We got a good glimpse of the tipsy little rebel with a ciggy in her mouth, traipsing down the hall with a solid buzz and a strut of confidence. The once-shy Peggy Olson has found her stride after taking notes from the likes of Don Draper all these years, now she's well on her way. When Don leaves, he'll likely leave all his accounts to her, helping set her up for a move into her own agency. We're hoping for a flash forward with a successful Peggy at a small agency with her name on the wall, along with Stan the Beardo and their firstborn. But expect Don to leave her with a piece of advice before the two part ways.

We'll sorely miss Sunday nights with Roger Sterling and his quick wit.
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It's tough to say what and who the finale will include after its weighty third-to-last episode, one including him drunkenly working the organ with Peggy rollerskating in the background (maybe our favorite scene yet). But one thing is for certain: We're going to miss the hell out of that white-haired beauty, his awesome lip broom and quick jabs in the workplace. Whether he feels all the weight of this failed merger with McCann and decides to make things right for everyone involved, or if he'll calmly fade away into retirement is uncertain, but expect a few classic one-liners from Roger and most likely some bit of peace he'll find with Joan or Don. Whatever happens with Don, Roger will probably be the one to discover it first, and don't be surprised if it's a perfect moment in TV history. That, or he'll be drunk with a strange woman (or women). Classic Sterling.

The waitress has to be part of Don's escape plan.
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It's doubtful they'd have Don go driving cross country, only to leave his car, without some sort of resolve with the mysterious waitress. With Betty out of the picture, Megan in Los Angeles and his kids without a mother, we imagine Don will make a move for a new life, one including his kids and the waitress and something with a bit of sun. That, or they'll jump out the window hand-in-hand into New York City street oblivion.

If Betty dies, we won't really be affected too much.
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All that smoking around the house as an uptight housewife finally got to her, and it made perfect sense when it happened. Despite how much we love January Jones, someone had to bite it to cancer after eight years of chain smoking. For a moment there, we thought she was going to let loose and diddle a teenager she used to babysit, but finding out you have cancer probably comes in as a close second. Here's to Betty Draper, the hottest mom you could find in the '60s.

A flash forward to an older Sally Draper would be nice.
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Flashing forward to an age-appropriate Sally would be satisfying after watching the little Draper girl bud into a beautiful young lady after eight seasons, mostly because the last year or so she's been a little too good-looking for a girl who barely has a permit to drive. Here's hoping we can say goodbye without feeling like a bunch of old creeps. Right? Who's with me!? Hello? Anyone? Oh boy. Where's the edit button on this thing?

Pete's a wealthy family man, but Duck is still drunk.
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Most people think the last time we saw Pete Campbell, his story was told, but we'll likely still get a goodbye, watching him pack up for Wichita with the family. But more importantly, we want to see Duck one last time, most likely drunk and hopefully getting run over by a bus.

The show will end on an inspiring note, and a sweet montage.
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The last episode hit a solid chord when they spoke about how nobody is happy with what they have, how we're always looking for something else, something better. Here's hoping that the scenes leading up to the final montage are filled with a good message and some closure, since most series finales suck at that, right before we see the last of our favorite ad team.

The final song of the series will be ...
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Why, Rod Stewart, of course! One of the top charting songs of the early '70s was Rod Stewart's "Reason to Believe." Having listened to it, the lyrics are fairly appropriate, and we'd love to see something classic to close out this classic TV drama. Of course, we'll settle for Dean Martin's "Volare."

 

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10 Things You Probably Didn't Know About 'Mad Max'

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First things first: if you're not even a little bit excited about "Mad Max: Fury Road," this article isn't for you, this website isn't for you, and in fact you might not even legally be human. We present this article as a public service to those new to the film franchise that launched a thousand enjoyably bad post-apocalyptic car-chase movies; here's everything you always wanted to know about Max (Rockatansky) but were afraid to ask.

1. "A FEW YEARS FROM NOW..."

Even though "Mad Max" practically invented the genre of post-apocalyptic science fiction movies, the first film wasn't meant to be sci-fi at all. Director George Miller grew up in rural Queensland, where horrific car wrecks were bizarrely common (Miller's said he lost three friends to crashes before he turned 20) and later spent a year as a resident at Sydney's St. Vincent's Hospital working in the ER treating the victims of wrecks and of Australian biker gangs. Early drafts of "Mad Max" set the action in contemporary 70s Australia, when the oil crisis was at its peak and fistfights over gasoline were fairly common, but producers felt it was too hard to believe. Miller and co-writer Byron Kennedy bumped the setting up to a few years into an indeterminate future and turned what might have been just another car/cop movie into a tale of looming dread.

2. SHOOTING ON THE CHEAP

For 20 years, the first "Mad Max" held the Guinness record for most profitable film in history, beaten only by "The Blair Witch Project." That's not so much because it was a success. but because it was filmed on a shoestring budget. Crew and extras were paid in beer, the art director regularly "borrowed" props and signage from local businesses, the cast was filled out with no-name actors like Mel Gibson, and the opening chase sequence (which was filmed last) wrecked every car used in the film save for Max's Interceptor. In fact, the dorky little minivan that Roop and Charlie plow through was George Miller's own Mazda Bongo. If the film hadn't been a success, Miller was going to have a lot of trouble getting to work next morning.

3. STAR CARS

George Miller once compared Australia's relationship to cars to America's relationship with guns: controversial, often lethal, but somehow essential to the nation's character. Fittingly, the cars of the "Mad Max" series were all either Australia-only models like Max's Ford Falcon XB GT coupe (featuring a "Concorde" grille kit that became hugely popular after the movie's release) or heavily customized imports like the Toecutter gang's Kawasaki K-1000 "Kwakas" (some of which were later modded for Road Warrior to look like Suzuki Katanas, which weren't available in Australia at the time). Aussie mechanics have kept Mad Max's rough-and-ready DIY aesthetic alive over the years, and for New South Wales mechanics Frank's Test And Tune, it paid off in a big way. After publishing a YouTube video of their completely insane chopped Holden FX Ute, Fury Road's PR team bought the beastly machine for promotional purposes, and the rusty rat-rod with a blower taller than its roof may even show up as a vehicular extra in the film itself.

4. CASH BURN

Having made the most profitable movie in Australian history, Miller and Kennedy had a bit more budget when it came to make the sequel, and they used that extra cash to not only make the largest and most expensive set in Australian film history, but to blow it all up at the end of the movie. The "Compound," the isolated oil refinery/fortified village that Lord Humungus besieges, was built from scratch out of scrap metal and derelict vehicles outside of the town of Broken Hill in New South Wales, and while constructing the set was a massive undertaking, exploding it was just as challenging. The script called for both a giant fireball and flying chunks of debris, which in movie pyrotechnics terms are usually mutually exclusive. Two different sets of explosives were needed to destroy the Compound to Miller and Kennedy's standards.

5. STUNTING GROWTH

The stunts in the first "Mad Max" were so amazing that for years, professionally jealous American stuntmen spread rumors that one of the motorcyclists died during filming. In reality, the only on-set injury in "Mad Max" was when the actress playing May tripped on a rabbit hole and broke her leg, but "The Road Warrior" was a different story. Featuring many more stunts and action sequences than the prequel, "The Road Warrior" was much more complicated and much more dangerous, and one of the most iconic scenes was actually a dangerous accident. When a biker chasing Max's tanker smashes into a wrecked dune buggy, stuntman Guy Norris was supposed to just fly through the air and land in a cushion of empty cardboard boxes. Due to a split-second accident of timing, Norris' leg grazed the buggy, resulting in an amazing head-over-heels flip and a break so severe that it bent the metal pin Norris had in his leg from an earlier accident.

6. THE MAN BEHIND THE MASK

The Ayatollah of Rock-and-Rolla was never meant to just be a (literally) faceless villain-the first draft of "Road Warrior" had Lord Humungus as none other than Max's old partner Jim Goose, miraculously recovered from his horrific burns but psychologically twisted beyond recovery. The idea was scrapped early on, but that's why so many of Humungus' Marauders are wearing old Main Force Patrol uniforms. The Warrior of the Wasteland ended up being written as a former military strategist who'd suffered some horrific burns (possibly during the fall of civilization) and now sought to impose order on mankind with his army of gayboy berserkers and smegma-crazies. Sounds far-fetched, but that's basically the same as the 2016 Republican party platform.

7. DOG SOLDIER

Max's faithful dog "Dog" was a Queensland Heeler that George Miller personally rescued from the pound a day before it was meant to be put to sleep. That was great news for Dog, but not so great for the film crew-it turned out that Dog was terrified by the sounds of revving engines, which was something that was hard to get away from on the set of "Road Warrior." Dog was also extremely sweet and affectionate, normally the exact opposite of a problem with an adopted dog, but something that made it difficult for Bruce "Gyro Captain" Spence to pretend that Dog was attacking him. According to Spence, the only way to make Dog's attack look convincing to play keepaway "for hours on end" with the Gyro Captain's scarf, until Dog was conditioned to jump after the scarf in a way that looked like he was going for the Captain's throat.

8. DIVA MOVES
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Here's a little-known Mad Max secret for you: "Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome" kinda sucks. It's still better than 99% of the movies that tried to copy the Mad Max formula, but compared to the first two films it's the weakest of weak sauce. That's because George Miller was barely involved with the film-distraught after the untimely death of friend and producer Byron Kennedy, he only directed the action sequences, which are easily the best parts of the movie. Thunderdome was also produced with American money, which demanded weird casting choices like the re-use of the Gyro Captain as the entirely different character Jebediah, and the inclusion of notably non-Australian Tina Turner as Auntie Entity. To her credit, Turner did her own vehicle stunts, because as the intro to "Proud Mary" states Ms. Tina never EVER does anything nice and easy. (Although in this case, she did do something a little easy-Turner never learned how to drive a stick, so the production team hastily modified her stunt car to use an automatic transmission.)

9. DANGEROUS GAMES

Dozens of video games have been released featuring post-apocalyptic vehicle combat, but until September's release of "Mad Max" for PS4/XB1 there's only one source for official Mad Max gaming action: a fairly boring NES game from 1990. "Mad Max" NES was a top-down shooter that allowed you to drive the Interceptor and throw dynamite at people but somehow managed to make the experience completely dull. Far more entertaining and a bit closer to the Mad Max feel was 1992's "Outlander" for the Sega Genesis, which was developed as a Road Warrior video game until publisher Mindscape lost the rights just weeks before release. It might have been for the best that "Outlander" wasn't official, though, considering that later levels have you firing missiles at someone who looks very much like the Gyro Captain. That seems like overkill considering that Humungus' Marauders were able to shoot him down with an oversized dart gun.

10 . FULL OF SOUND AND FURY, SIGNIFYING BAD-ASS ACTION

The development of "Fury Road" has been about as long and painful as actually trying to drive across a post-apocalyptic desert full of savage biker gangs. The very idea of a sequel to "Thunderdome" was stuck in development hell for some 25 years, and when "Fury Road" was finally set to start shooting in 2001 the World Trade Center attack crashed the Australian dollar (like a real dollar, but with the Queen on it) and halted production, forcing George Miller to work on "Happy Feet." For years, conflicting reports stated that the new Mad Max would be shot in Australia, shot in Africa, shot in 3D, or even done in computer animation and influenced by anime like "Akira," but eventually principal photography started in 2012 in Namibia.

Despite countless rumors, Mel Gibson won't be in "Fury Road" even as a cameo as he is completely balls crazy, but there's still a major call-back to the first film in a relatively quiet way. Hugh Keays-Byrne, the Shakespearean actor who chewed amazing hell out of Mad Max's scenery as barbarian biker Toecutter, is returning as chief villain Immortan Joe in "Fury Road," and if his appearances in interviews is a guide he's ready to bring the same level of mesmerizing intensity to what can only be the craziest and most amazing movie of 2015.

 

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15 Foolproof Pick-Up Lines (Sort Of)

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Pick-up lines might come across as a gimmick the majority of the time, and most are reserved for dating apps where they will eventually be screenshot and shared with the Internet, but the pick-up lines below may just work.

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Courtney Stodden Releases Odd Sex Tape Filled With Lots of Ice Cream

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Courtney Stodden, most famously known for marrying 50-year-old actor Doug Hutchinson when she was just 16-years-old, now wants to be known for something a tad better: making a sex tape involving dessert. Everyone likes dessert, so I guess her team is doing something right.

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The video, titled "Courtney Uncovered," involves various shots of Stodden talking to the camera, attempting to comfortably sit in a bath tub, and oh, melting an ice cream cone between her breasts as well as rubbing those man-made, expensive things with sprinkles.

Stodden is said to have received a million dollar paycheck for her dessert porn tape, money she says she will donate to charity for "kids with cancer," but rumor has it the figure is closer to $100,000.

Regardless, that sure buys a lot of ice cream cones.

For the NSFW version of the clip, head to Gawker

 

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Homeowner's Girlfriend Shoots At Robbers During Home Invasion

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Sometimes you need your lady to protect you and your home. A woman in South Africa was awaken when she heard noises in her home, only to be confronted by home invaders. The woman yelled at the men to "stop," but when the men continued towards her, the woman took aim and shot at them.

The men of course ran away with her purse. The video also shows the woman's boyfriend waking up at the sound of the gunshots, with a gun in hand because apparently it is common to sleep with a gun in your hand in South Africa.

According to the woman's boyfriend the men have not been caught.

Via Izismile

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.


Follow @robfee on Twitter.


More very funny tweets can be found right here.

 

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These Poor Single People Desperately Need To Find Someone

This Pee Prank Should Definitely Result In An Ass-Kicking

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But, I mean, it is pretty funny. Still, to be the guy on the other side of that stall who slipped in what he presumed to be someone else's urine would fill me with rage. If he didn't severely injure his back, he has every right to bust down that door and unleash the ass-kicking of a lifetime on that kid.

 

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The 13 Hottest Women From 'Mad Men'

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Fans of "Mad Men" know it's wrapping up its series finale this Sunday, May 17th on AMC. Yes, we've followed the ups and downs of Sterling Cooper (and all the other names) for seven seasons, especially Don's rocky road with identity and infidelity. But after all the cigarette smoke has cleared, and the scent of bourbon wafts away, along with the period clothes and hairstyles, what we're really going to remember are the buffet of babes who entranced Don Draper and the other gentlemen. So take a stroll down memory lane with the 13 hottest girls to ever appear on "Mad Men."

Peyton List
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Peyton List played Jane Sterling, one of Roger Sterling's ex-wives. She was also briefly Don's secretary.


Cara Buono
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Cara played Dr. Faye Miller, a consumer researcher who ends up having an affair with Don Draper. Can you blame him?


Caity Lotz
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Caity Lotz played Anna Draper's niece, Stephanie. Don, of course, hit on her.


Linda Cardellini
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Linda played Sylvia Rosen, one of Don's neighbors, who (is this a cliche yet?) had an affair with him. Fans may remember he went a little too far in his control over her, leaving her waiting for him all night.


Abigail Spencer
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Abigial Spencer played Suzanne Farrell, Sally's teacher. Don obviously had an affair with her in Season 3. (Has anyone invented a 'Mad Men' drinking game, yet?)


Anna Camp
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Anna Camp played Bethany Van Nuys, a friend of Jane Sterling. (Of course, you may also recognize her from the "Pitch Perfect" movies.)


Julia Ormond
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1990's hottie Julia Ormond played Marie Calvet, Don's French mother-in-law, who gave Roger Sterling a nice welcome on her knees.


Alexis Bledel
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Alexis played Beth Dawes, wife of insurance salesman Howard Dawes, who had an affair with Pete Campbell. In real life, Alexis is married to Vincent Kartheiser, who plays Pete.


Rainey Qualley
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Rainey Qualley (daughter of actress Andie MacDowell) played Cindy, one of the models auditioning for an ad campaign earlier this season.


Jessica Pare
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Jessica Pare plays Megan Draper, Don's most recent ex-wife. She used to be a front desk receptionist, but then became a working actress. The rumor mill thinks she may be killed off in the finale.


January Jones
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January Jones plays the stunning ice-queen Betty Francis (formerly Betty Draper). She's Don's ex-wife, mother of his children, and *spoiler alert* was diagnosed with cancer on the latest episode.


Alison Brie
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Alison Brie plays Trudy Campell, divorced from Pete Campbell. But as of last week, she and Pete rekindled their relationship. (Alison has loads of fans from "Community" as well.)


Christina Hendricks
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Last but certainly not least is Christina Hendricks, who plays the voluptuous Joan Harris, former office manager who went on to become a partner. She doesn't walk down the hallway; she sways. We're going to miss her.

 

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Drunk Guy's Text From Police Officer Proves That Some Cops Are Awesome

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With all of the negative publicity for law enforcement lately, we felt compelled to share a heartwarming story of a very drunk man who was taken care of by some very kind police officers, despite the fact that they knew he would not remember them. It was all captured in this one wonderful text.

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What a "nice ploice man" indeed.

h/t Reddit

 

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Man Uses His Own Manual to Convince Women to Get Breast Implants

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'Convince Her' Manual: How to Persuade Your Partner To Get A Boob Job

Ivan LeCasque from Miami, a name that you should recognize when you eventually see it on a most wanted ad, believes he can convince any woman to get breasts implants. LeCasque is so sure of it that he has written his own manual that other creeps just like him can purchase.

Not only has LeCasque convinced his current girlfriend to get implants, but he somehow convinced his past four girlfriends to get implants as well. I'm going to assume that he convinced them using a gun and duct tape.

I guess the manual can keep him company when he ends up alone.

 

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Ninja Cat Takes Down Bat in Midair

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While house cats are mostly friendly, funny and nice to have around, they can also be badass ninjas sometimes who save you from bat attacks. That's the kind of cat Fedor is. In the video above (Warning: some NSFW language), a man who admits he "cowered in fear" as a bat flew around his place got some awesome footage of his cat saving the day by jumping up and snatching it out of the air, then pouncing on the bat again when it tried to escape. Fedor, you are a hero and a legend. Now, let's take another closeup look in slow motion:

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Gif via Buzzfeed

 

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Dani Mathers is Basically the Hottest Girl of 2015

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Dani Mathers has been named Playboy's 2015 Playmate of the Year. Some of you might not remember as far back as May 2014 when Dani was at the centerfold, but for those of us who never forget a pretty blonde, Dani has held her status as one of Playboy's hottest cover girls for the past year. If you've ever wanted to see a hot blonde on top of a cheeseburger, now is your chance with Dani Mathers, your 2015 Playmate of the Year.

 

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Eva Lovia Gives Us Plenty To Lust After

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