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15 Shocking Barista Confessions

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15 Shocking Barista Confessions

The next time you head into your favorite coffee shop for your morning jolt, you might want to keep an eye on things with these barista confessions in mind. It turns out that many of them (mostly from Starbucks in this video) don't just want to serve you coffee. They have ulterior motives -- some funny, some sexual, and some just downright rude -- that all go well beyond making your cup of joe.

 

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Model's GoFundMe Campaign Shut Down For Offering Nude Photos To Donors

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If you were planning to raise money for your favorite charity by offering topless photos of yourself, stop right now. Apparently, this type of fundraising is frowned upon by quite a few of the more popular crowdfunding sites.


According to Death and Taxes, a model named Tracy Kiss ran into this problem when she launched a campaign to raise money for various charities on GoFundMe. For people who were willing to donate at least $15, the model was offering up some pretty salacious topless shots. As you'll see below, she made sure to censor the images, but GoFundMe wasn't having it and brought the campaign to a screeching halt.

Tracy Kiss


Understandably, this sort of exchange violates the terms of service on GoFundMe, so the model's campaign was only able to raise about $1,500 of its $15,000 goal before it was removed from the site entirely.

After a bit of scrambling from crowdfunding site to crowdfunding site, Kiss was able to find a permanent home for it on Crowdfunder. According to her blog, she was able to retrieve all of the money she had raised before the previous campaigns were ended. And on the plus side, this whole saga has given her campaign quite a bit of press, so she should have no problem reaching her target amount by the time all is said and done.

 

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Amazing Facts About The Porn Industry

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The adult film industry has become quite the unstoppable beast. As time passes, it only continues to grow. Here are some pretty interesting facts about that ol' industry that you swear you know nothing about.

via The Chive

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And finally...who is the largest consumer group of internet pornography? Boys between the ages of 12-17.

 

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Cats Against Reading

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When cats aren't staring at you and silently hating you, they are trying their best to stop you from reading. This is because they believe that reading an actual book will take time away that you could use to watch them stare out the window for hours. Here are some cats that are making sure you don't read anything, and pay attention to them instead.

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Looks like there is math or science on that notebook, so the cat has the right idea.

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This cat fainted when he learned newspapers still exist.

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This is a prototype for a new cat bookmark.

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We get it, cats own the Internet...

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And yes, you're better than Grumpy Cat, now move.

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This cat is playing the part of Netflix.

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Look, Floyd Mayweather, if this cat can do it, so can you.

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Everyone running for president will do the same to the voters in the voting booth.

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Oh well, there's probably a film adaptation.

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My lunch period in high school was far to late in the day.

Via PicsVip

 

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The Most Bizarre Job Titles On 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette'

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If you don't believe in miracles, you will when you realize that "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette" are still shows on television, and have somehow not been canceled. Aside from desperate people losing more and more of their dignity with every minute that passes by as they attempt to woo the bachelor or bachelorette, some of these folks also seem to have bizarre jobs. Because this is reality television, so why not?

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Via Buzzfeed

 

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Indiana Woman Stabs Another Woman In Eye With Fork During Dispute Over Eating The Last Rib

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Our compliments to the chef, as it sounds like he or she cooked up one hell of a rack.

According to The Star Press, a 45-year-old Muncie woman was arrested Sunday night after she allegedly stabbed another woman in the eye with a fork after being confronted about eating the last rib from the kitchen at a large family barbecue.

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Police said the victim approached Sabrina Davis after she took the last rib from the kitchen and told Davis she wasn't happy about her "taking all the food."

But Davis apparently wasn't happy about being accused of gluttony, as she took a fork she was using to pick meat from a pan and stabbed the woman in one of her eyes with it.

When officers arrived on the scene, Davis said that she acted in self defense because she thought the woman she stabbed was going to shank her with a knife. The cops weren't buying it, and she was charged with criminal recklessness.

No word if anybody actually got the chance to eat that coveted last rib.

You can get stabbed for eating too much salsa in Ohio: Ohio Woman Stabs Boyfriend for Eating All of the Salsa

 

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Survey Suggests Women Scissoring Each Other Happens in Real Life Too

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I knew it!

According to a recent survey conducted by Autostraddle, more than 40 percent of real world lesbians said scissoring was a regular part of their sex lives.

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More than 8,500 women took Autostraddle's "Ultimate Lesbian Sex Survey" that was open to all women who sleep with women, and roughly 44 percent of those who identified themselves as true lesbians said they go bumper to bumper with other women on a regular basis.

But there were also many women who said that they didn't care for scissoring, mainly because it was "too much work." Some of them even left comments despising the sex act, and we included a few of our favorites.

My girlfriend and I just can't make scissoring work but for some reason we keep trying.

SCISSORING DOES NOT WORK UNLESS YOU DO NOT HAVE LIMBS.

Scissoring is too much core work.

Scissoring ... that shit is weird.

SCISSORING DOES NOT WORK, ARE LESBIANS REALLY DOING THIS? WHY DO PEOPLE THINK WE ARE?


Luckily for the woman responsible for that final complaint, there was another comment left by one of her cohorts that answered her question:

My girlfriend and I didn't believe in scissoring until we quite literally slipped in just the right way.

They love watching women scissor each other in Houston: PornHub Reveals the Top Porn Searches by City

 

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The Definitive Dream Interpretations Chart

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All humans dream. While some may not remember their dreams, most do, and naturally they try to make sense of the involuntary images, ideas, emotions, sensations and events that take place while they sleep. So are your dreams trying to tell you something? The answer is yes, and we have finally figured out what 12 common dreams actually mean. Prepare for your minds to be blown, and your lives changed forever.

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Dog Riding Moose Edition

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Yesterday we asked you to use our brand new meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to 15 winners. Congratulations to the winners below. You truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you that lost...oh well, there's always next week's contest!

Speaking of which, if you'd like to get a head start, you can find next week's meme right here.

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Read This Georgia Boy's Apology Note For Dropping 'Deez Nuts' On A 911 Operator

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There's no word on if he'll be forced to write an apology for his abundance of grammar errors, as well.

According to BroBible, the parents of a sixth-grade student in Savannah forced him to write an apology letter to an emergency dispatcher after he recently called 911 just to drop a "Deez Nuts" joke.

In what seems like an extremely heartfelt apology, the boy asks the operator to forgive him numerous times for not listening to himself even though he knew what he was doing was wrong, adding that he only did it because his friends dared him to call.

6th grader writes apology letter for dropping 'deez nuts' on a 911 operator
The Savannah-Chatham Metropolitan Police Department gladly accepted the boy's apology and even turned the whole fiasco into a positive learning experience by giving him and his parents a tour of the facilities. It gave the 911 staff "the opportunity to show them how they work, how prank calls interrupt that work, and how it puts the general public at risk by taking both dispatchers and first responders away from legitimate situations."

We're sure the apology letter made the 911 operator's day, probably just as much as a kid calling up and dropping a "Deez Nuts" on him did the night before.

This youngster told her grandma she was poor and fat: Six-Year-Old Writes Grandma Heartfelt Letter...Calling Her Poor and Fat

 

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Summer Beers For Sunny Skies In 2015

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If you're trying to be stylish this summer, you'll have to do better than jogging on the beach in a Speedo and Crocs. Luckily for you, you're reading about the summer beer batches that will match our ensuing sunny skies. With fruit flavors and crafty concoctions you never thought possible, we've got something to fog your vision no matter how clear the sky. Because if there's one thing we know here at Mandatory, it's how to make things uncomfortable both on a warm summer day and cool summer night. As always, drink responsibly. And by that, we mean get blasted and call an Uber.

Dogfish Head Birra Etrusca Bronze
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 8.5%
Available: May through July (Limited)
An ancient ale developed overseas and influenced from 2,800-year-old drinking vessels of Rome, Dogfish Head's summer specialty beer honors heritage, privilege and commitment to the craft of brewing. Collectively built from a recipe of heirloom wheat, two row barley, tree resin, pomegranate and hazelnut powder, the dedicated family of Dogfish Head brewed Birra Estrusca with bronze - strips of pots and pans during fermentation - to give a bite of authenticity to their Etruscan era invention. Like carefully skilled Italian witches in the Tuscan Hills of Italy, Dogfish Head offers you a beer that belongs next to pasta as much as any wine, and it's pretty strong too.

Beachwood Brewing System of a Stout
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 11.2% (22 oz.)
Available: June 6
Long Beach's Beachwood Brewing is growing with belligerent beer-loving enthusiasm, and there's not a damn thing you can do about it. Their latest summer specialty is System of a Stout, a sharing and pairing of Armenian Imperial Coffee Stout and the boldness that lies within. Carefully crafted together with rich molasses, green cardamom and bold Armenian roasted coffee, this stout touts a well-mannered buzz after aging in brandy oak, served up as a potent brew that will replace your morning joe with a new kind of early buzz. God help them if the name is a reference to your least favorite '90s band.

Brooklyn Summer Ale
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 5.0%
Available: March through July
Whether by sunny stoop or sandy beach, Brooklyn Brewery's Summer Ale is made for any sunny occasion. With two rows of barley, German and American hops, whose bitterness is perfectly offset by its floral attempts, and a mountain of golden sunshine delivered in each bottle and can, Brooklyn puts a little New York swagger in your summer drink. Just don't let us find you passed out our stoop this summer.

Buffalo Bill's Orange Blossom Cream Ale
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 5.2%
Available: February through August
Orange? Blossom? Cream? Ale? Buffalo Bill? What's not to like? The warm weather summer brew from Buffalo Bill comfortably squeezing together sweet orange peel, orange flower and honey into a delightfully sweet, satisfying summer seasonal filled with hopes and dreams and not the least bit of creepy film references. This beer is every summer honeybee's wet dream

Boulder Beer Kinda Blue Blueberry Wheat
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 5.2%
Available: April through August
Don't worry about getting the guts of Oregon's finest blueberries when you sip on Boulder Beer's summer wheat beer, as the organic blueberry puree is added to the already fermenting wheat ale. Along with honey and pale malts and Mt. Hood hops, the blueberry is a refreshingly clever move for a summer strain. It may seem obvious now, but Boulder is one of the few beer companies with the balls to do it. Must be those cool Colorado mountains.

Great Divide Showdown Rye IPA
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 8.3%
Available: June (Exclusively)
The Showdown Rye from Great Divide is another relished summer beer from the Colorado cooler, but this IPA comes in four packs because folks can't seem to handle too much of a good thing, especially when it comes to the delicate balance of rye and IPA. Just look at what we've done with alcohol. Between the piney American hops and the spice of rye, no man will ever have to choose between the two again. Luckily, Great Divide is nice enough to cut us off after four beers. Unless, of course, we buy two packs.

Odell St. Lupulin
Beer, Summer
ABV: 6.5%
Available: May through September
Part of the summer montage variety twelve pack, Odell offers a balanced specialty beverage with the right frequency of hops and malts for just the right bitterness and drinkability. St. Lupulin will loop you in with the delicious yellowy resin of its bitter hop flowers - lupulin - giving off a dry taste, floral aroma and crisp finish. We're uncertain if St. Lupulin is a real saint, but if not, maybe there should be.

Abita Strawgator
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 8.0%
Available: May through September
Who says cocktails have all the fun when Abita is mixing beers - Strawberry spring seasonal and Andygator - like a bunch of drunken psychos? Strawgator is the marriage of a deliciously refreshing fruit strain and the German swamp beast of their big beer collection. With 8 percent alcohol and a fruity twist on German dryness, you'll either enjoy Abita's big summer beer or you'll buy a sixer of their root beer and make yourself a float. It's a win either way.

Allagash Confluence
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 7.5%
Available: June (specialty)
The name sounds philosophical - rightfully so - without uttering a single word. The marriage of pilsner and pale pale, fruit and spice, as well as two "proprietary" yeast strains, Confluence is an Allagash June specialty that will leave a soothing feeling in your mouth, as though you had just brushed your teeth with brilliance and refuse to return to the land of common beer drinking. Lengthy aging and golden in appearance, Confluence is truly the king of beers, despite whatever shitty domestic claims to be.

Samuel Adams Porch Rocker
Beer, Summer Beer
ABV: 4.5%
Available: June through August
We wouldn't leave you without a classic summer brew that not only cools you down but quenches your thirst and gets you swinging - drunkenly - in the breeze. That's right, Porch Rocker is the new water, if you want to know what's styling this summer. A dirty twist on the hearty beer and lemonade - Bavarian Radler - Sam Adams himself has developed a summer sweet treat of golden ale mixed with a lemony blend to get the taste buds wide awake for some summer fun and terrible decisions. And it's light enough you could just drink them until your liver gives out, but we trust you'll adhere to our responsible drinking policy.

 

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13 Struggles All Tall People Have to Deal With

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At some point in recent history, being tall became a critical dating component for numerous women, which is a very nice perk for those of us tall enough to play small forward in the NBA. Unfortunately, it's not all fun and games for those that tower over everyone else. There are daily struggles that the shorter counterparts simply don't experience. Here are 13 struggles tall people have to deal with all the time.

1. Everyone likes to point out that you're tall.
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For some reason people look at a tall person like some sort of glitch in the matrix that they must closely examine and inspect. "Wow, you certainly are tall!" Does this happen with other physical traits? Do people compliment on skin tone in the same way? "Wow, you sure are black, aren't you? Hey, how black are you exactly?" It's weird. Stop doing that.

2. Any public seating means that you're slouching.

You know how annoying it is to have a tall person sit in front of you at a concert, movie, or show? Trust me, it's just as annoying for the Dikembe Mutombo stunt double that just wants to watch a matinee movie, but now has to slouch down in the seat like Weird Al's used accordion. By the time you're out of the person's way, the popcorn is sitting on your chest and you're looking up at your drink straw.

3. Shower heads are never at the appropriate height.

If your chest is dirty, then boy are you in luck! If you need to wash your face or hair, get ready to look like you're meeting an emperor in the rain for the next five minutes because you're basically doubled over trying to rise all the conditioner off the back of your head while the water trickles down your neck. At that point, you may as well just sit down and pretend you're in a Guns N' Roses video.

4. Blankets are never quite long enough.
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When you're tall and cold you constantly have to make the choice between having your shoulders get warm or your feet get warm. YOU DON'T GET TO CHOOSE BOTH! SORRY! The only solution is to take multiple blankets and stagger them like your body is a giant papier-mâché project from hell.

5. Riding in the backseat of a car.

The worst question you can ask a tall person in the backseat is, "Hey do you have enough leg room back there?" The answer is always no. You know this or you wouldn't even be asking. Of course I don't have enough leg room because your seat is pushed back so far it looks like you're dangling your tiny feet over the Grand Canyon up there. Push your seat up and stop being a monster.

6. Mirrors are a great way to see from your shoulders down.

You get a great view of your shirt and the top of your pants, but the only way you can see your face is to get down like you're doing the limbo. If you're going to a Jimmy Buffet concert, this is perfect. For everyone not wearing a Hawaiian shirt it's a giant pain and you have no idea what you actually look like.

7. The assumption that you're good at basketball.

No matter what gender you are, people assume you can dunk if you're over 6'2. Most of the people I know that are over 6'2 are the clumsiest, goofiest, most uncoordinated Gumby-like creatures on the planet that couldn't get off the ground enough to dunk a basketball if the Rocketeer was strapped to their back.

8. Buying shorts is a nightmare.

You can always find ones that fit in the waist, but the length looks like Kurt Rambis in 1983. You don't even have to take them off to use a urinal and they ride up so high you legally can't wear them near a school or playground. There's no better feeling than being a grown man wearing shorts the same length as a promiscuous teenage girl shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch.

9. It's almost impossible for girls to buy dresses that don't show hoo-ha.

That girl you keep woo-ing probably isn't even trying to show off all that leg and lower butt cheek. She just got tired of trying on dresses that were made for hobbits and said, "Screw it. I'll just buy some leggings and be done with this." Cut her some slack and please don't ask her if she can palm a basketball.

10. Flying coach is like a bad yoga class.

If you get the middle seat, you might as well just crawl into the overhead bin and tuck yourself into a duffle bag, because you'd seriously have more room. A big shout out to the tiny human being that always sits in front of you and insists on reclining the seat back like they're at a stupid, makeshift planetarium. Why would anyone need to be lying at that angle?

11. Guys instantly look way too thin.

150lbs on a guy that's 5'8 looks appropriate. 150lbs on a guy that's 6'3 looks like one of the stick figures the Blair Witch would hang in trees to scare off unruly teens. Sure it's nice being taller, but it's not as fun looking like a semi-firm punch could go completely through your body like a Mortal Kombat fatality.

12. It's impossible to walk at the same rate as shorter people.

In order to keep the same pace as your tiny legged companions you have to either take baby steps like a public, solo round of Mother May I, or you have to walk in slow motion like your legs are each an attractive woman in the 80s getting out of a swimming pool.

13. You just want to mind your own business and enjoy your swamp, but people keep coming in and messing with you, including a talking donkey that insists on being your best friend.

Ok maybe that's just Shrek, but still.

 

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The 'Top Gun' Cast: Then vs. Now

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I hadn't been born yet and my mom was still happy when "Top Gun" was released in 1986, but it's always interesting to see how time and age has treated a person, especially if it's people from Hollywood. Let's take a look at the "Top Gun" cast and how they look now.

Tom Cruise as Maverick: Then
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Maverick: Now
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Anthony Edwards as Goose: Then
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Goose: Now
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Kelly McGillis as Charlie: Then
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Charlie: Now
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Val Kilmer as Iceman: Then
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Iceman: Now
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Michael Ironside as Jester: Then
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Jester: Now
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Tom Skeritt as Viper: Then
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Viper: Now
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Tim Robbins as Merlin: Then
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Merlin: Now
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Meg Ryan as Carole: Then
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Carole: Now
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Rick Rossovich as Slider: Then
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Slider: Now
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Via The Chive

 

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Pet Tortoise Lives The Dream While Owner Is Out Of Town

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The only thing that a woman asked of her boyfriend while she was away was to take care of her pet tortoise. The man did way more than just feed her pet. He took the tortoise on an adventure of a lifetime...

Here he is showing everyone what he thinks of the law.
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Here he is reenacting a scene from "Scarface"
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Here he is discovering the Internet for the first time.
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Via SomeeCards

 

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Karma Arrives Quickly For Guy Who Nearly Runs Motorcycle Off Road

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People always say to "pick your battles," but it doesn't seem like the guy who tried to run a motorcycle off the road ever followed that as he tried to confront a motorcyclist only to be quickly taken down a notch. Does this guy not know that motorcyclist never travel alone? Did he not see "Sons of Anarchy?"

 

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