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Ranking the 15 Greatest Celebrity Wipeouts Caught on Film

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When people fall down, it's just funny. Kevin James and Melissa McCarthy have made careers out of it and they're terrible, so you know it's true. But even the most carefully choreographed wipeout in a movie is no match for the real thing. Hence, we've rounded up the 15 greatest real life spills taken by celebrities. Don't worry, no one was seriously injured during the making of this list. We're not so sure about the actual celebrities in these clips themselves, but eh, they're all still alive. We're sure they were fine. (Note: Click on links for full YouTube clips if they are not already displayed.)

#15 - Drake
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Not gut-bustingly hilarious due to the camera shakiness and only seeing him fall into the crowd and then getting pulled out, but the fact that it was Drake alone is worth at least the lowest spot on our list. Besides, Madonna didn't try to kiss him afterwards. That's got to be of some relief.

#14 - Will Smith

Full recovery!? BS! In all fairness, we give Will Smith props. He turned this potentially embarrassing situation into something that could almost be considered suave. A true Fresh Prince move.

#13 - Lady Gaga
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This is yet another full recovery, as Gaga somehow still manages to keep singing even after taking a nosedive. However, the fall itself is too apparent to be considered smooth, and it's all the funnier for it. Kudos to her guitarists for not coming to her aid whatsoever in the name of rocking out.

#12 - Bill Murray
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Bill Murray is so awesome that you almost don't want to laugh at him even when he pulls a boner like this one from his recent appearance on MSNBC. Almost. The stagehand accidentally hitting him in the face as he goes might have been a bit of overkill, though. Again, almost.

#11 - The Edge
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Two weeks ago, Bono would have been right here in place of The Edge. However, due to the irony of this latest incident, he has "the edge" over his frontman's former unintentional stage dive, as well.

#10 - Bob Dole
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While this video is certainly funny, it is hindered by the fact that Bob Dole is so old that you instinctively worry about his safety throughout your laughter. Never fear, however, as we actually did look this one up to make sure he was okay afterwards. He escaped this tumble with only minor injuries.

#9 - Steven Tyler

Speaking of borderline skeletons, Aerosmith's Steven Tyler may be a living legend, but that doesn't give him a free pass, especially when his showboating results in a complete biff off the stage. We're not so certain we should be taking Mr. Tyler's advice to "walk this way" anymore after seeing where it lands you.

#8 - Scarlett Johansson
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Sure, this isn't actual video, as sadly is was only captured in a series of photographs, but we give it a pass since someone had the decency to edit it together as a slide show and put it on YouTube. Besides, even though we didn't get the satisfaction of seeing ScarJo epically faceplant in real time, the resulting memes like the one seen above were more than enough of a consolation prize.

#7 - David Beckham
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We all know how slippery wet grass can be, especially on a soccer field, but there's something about watching David Beckham's legs fly out from under him especially that makes us crack up. Maybe it's the fact that he's in a nice shirt and tie when it happens. Maybe it's because he's a professional athlete. In any case, we could sit and watch this clip all day.

#6 - Beyonce

Sure, it's a pretty grainy video, and if it was simply a matter of her subtly slipping a little as she takes the stairs, it probably wouldn't have made this list at all. But because she slips then full-on flips, it goes down as one of the best stage wipeouts we've ever seen. She's a trooper for going right into another headbanging sesh immediately afterwards, but come on Beyonce, that's what got you into trouble in the first place.

#5 - Shaquille O'Neal
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Much like Scarlett Johansson's trip to the ground, the recent Shaquille O'Neal wipeout went from good to great status with the addition of countless memes poking fun of it. Our favorite one is pictured above, but there are so many more worth checking out that we simply had to share them.

#4 - Katy Perry
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Not since the runway model who couldn't get a handle on her high heels has a fall been so painfully uncomfortable, yet hysterical. Watch as Katy Perry falls not once, not twice, not thrice, but four separate time as the cake icing she is standing on gets more unforgiving with each passing attempt.

#3 - Carmen Electra

Back to the subject of runway model spills, we have this little number. The fall is great. The subsequent fall by the woman coming to her aid is even better. But the icing on this cake (yes, that's another throwback to the Katy Perry slip show) are the gasps. Well, that, and this even better angle of the whole thing (sadly, minus audio).

#2 - Madonna
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It's certainly not the first time Madonna has fallen onstage, but it's by far the most satisfying. She may have learned that long capes and horns don't mix the embarrassing and painful way at the 2015 Brit Awards, but the fact that she dressed her back-up dancers like literal deer in the headlights has got to be pretty humiliating for them, too. So we're calling it an all-around draw.

#1 - Kelsey Grammer

Seeing someone as poised and dignified as Kelsey Grammer biffing it while giving a lecture is already funny in and of itself, but when you consider that a similar scenario ("Free comedy tip, slick: the pie gag's only funny when the sap's got dignity") is also how Sideshow Bob landed his job on "The Simpsons," how could we not name it the grand pooh-bah of all wipeouts? Bonus points go to the game of "how many people can stand around and do absolutely nothing?" that follows.

We know there are a ton more celebrity spill videos out there, so let us know which of your favorites we missed in the comments section below or on Mandatory's Facebook page.

 

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Granny Panties Are Making A Comeback

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Get your bottles of boner pills ready, guys, because if this story from the New York Times is true, you're going to need them.

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According to "Fashion & Style" writer Hayley Phelan, women are beginning to trade in their thongs for granny panties because "it's considered cool to be wearing full-bottom underwear." And sadly, there are numbers to back it up.

Not only did the sales of fuller styles of panties like briefs, boy shorts and high-waist briefs increase by 17 percent, but the sales of thongs also decreased seven percent. That's bad news for guys, but it's apparently great news for millennial women like Julia Baylis who recognize that "the slight indignity of showing a subtle panty line trumps the major indignity of having a piece of cloth yanked up their backside for 16 hours."

"I only wear granny panties," Baylis said. "Most lingerie is designed to appeal to a man. For us, that's not even a consideration. This is the underwear you wear totally for you."

Sigh.

Here's one contest that will never feature granny panties: Brazil's 'Miss Bumbum 2014' Kicks Off Today

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.


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More very funny tweets can be found right here.

 

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Politician Caught Watching Porn In Parliament

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If you're going to watch porn, at least make sure to watch it in the privacy of your own home, or at least in a very dark corner in the library away from strangers, because a member of the parliament apparently did not care for those two options as he decided to watch it while in parliament.

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Brazilian MP Joan Rodrigues, who is in the above picture probably leaving a thumbs up comment on the video, got bored while the Chamber of Deputies was discussing and voting on electoral reform and thought it would be better to watch naked people in various positions instead.

Local media, who captured a photo of what Rodrigues was watching, described it as a woman in "obscene positions, very obscene." Sounds like Rodrigues sure does like his x-rated stuff.

The video was so hot it seems Rodrigues couldn't keep it to himself, and so he asked his friends if they wanted to see something cool, which is clearly what's happening in the below photo.

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His friends of course said yes and they proceeded to have a viewing party like any good friends would have.

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According to Rodriguez, he received the video through a group conversation and was going to delete it (after watching it multiple times).

"I participate in nearly a hundred groups on WhatsApp and during the day I search and separate the wheat from the chaff. What interests me I keep or forward and what doesn't interest me, I delete. It was just what I was doing, erasing the rubbish."

I'm just glad he and his friends all agreed that it needed to be watched in its entirety before deleting it. Rodrigues also added that he has blocked the sender of the video. I only assume because he has been told there is porn elsewhere on the Internet

Via Daily Star

 

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Lindsey Pelas Jumps and Shakes Her Butt to Celebrate Sinking a Putt

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Lindsey Pelas is obviously the next Tiger Woods. What makes her even better, though, is that after sinking a long putt she celebrates by dancing in a bikini during one of her latest Instagram videos. It truly is magic. We'll watch Lindsey jump and shake her butt again and again until it kills us. For more sexy videos of Lindsey Pelas, well, you know what to do (see below!).

More: Lindsey Pelas' Slow Motion Bouncing Boobs Will Melt Your Eyes

 

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Eminem's 'Lose Yourself' in Sign Language is Pretty Intense

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Oh, so that's what "vomit on his sweater" looks like in sign language.

According to FOX 8, sign language interpreter Shelby Mitchusson's performance of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" has taken the internet by storm, and it's quite possibly the most astounding work of signing ever conducted outside of an auction house.


Geez. "His hoes don't want him no more, he's cold product" is pretty harsh in sign language, too.

Along with the Eminem smash hit, Mitchusson has also posted interpretations of Skillet's "Sick of It" and Sarah McLachlan's "I Will Remember You" on her YouTube page. She says she has a "deep love for interpreting music and would love to share more."

Here's to hoping she adds more videos in the near future. Well, unless it's for a Goo Goo Dolls song, as even deaf people will tell you they are terrible.

Sign language can apparently get pretty kinky: Super Smutty Sign Language Is The Only Sign Language I Want To Learn

 

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A Prince Fielder Foul Ball Left a Woman Covered in Nacho Cheese

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The Texas Rangers left their ballpark without a win against the Boston Red Sox yesterday.

One of their fans left without her dignity.

According to Deadspin, Rangers first baseman Prince Fielder fouled off a pitch in the bottom of the first inning of their 5-1 defeat that came to rest in a woman's tray of nachos, douching her with nacho cheese in the process.


Perhaps the worst part of that sequence is that it happened in the first inning, meaning she pretty much had to watch the entire game as a cheesehead.

And just for the record, that was NESN's Jerry Remy and Don Orsillo's actual commentary during the replay, not the audio of two guys describing a money shot from their favorite porno dubbed in by some kid living in his grandmother's basement.

Hey, you're better off catching a foul ball with your nachos than your head: Woman at Pittsburgh Pirates Game Got Drilled in the Head by a Foul Ball Last Night

 

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'King Of Instagram' Lunatic Dan Bilzerian Is Running For President

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So it seems when you get tired of playing with your money, girls and guns you decide to run for president because that's actually what Dan Bilzerian is doing.

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Recently, Bilzerian played poker with another presidential hopeful that won't see any votes, Rand Paul, and it seemed that was enough for Bilzerian to believe he would be a pretty good president. Hell, he's already sporting his own 'Bilzerian '16' t-shirt above, and you can get your own here if you're okay with losing all your friends.

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The poker player has already been dubbed the "King of Instagram" because it seems all he does is lounge around all his expensive stuff and waste time. So I guess he has the president thing down to a tee already.

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Bilzerian is set to announce his presidency on June 24th in a party at Marquee New York. There are selling tickets if you're interested in seeing this Instagram legend in person, a title that means the world to him.

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Bilzerian has over 9 million followers on Instragram, followers that get to enjoy seeing someone with a better life than them on a daily basis.

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Bilzerian also likes to spend his time making a better version of "The Expendables."


And I'm sure he has a few people in mind for his campaign team.


Something tells me that Bilzerian won't be inviting Hillary Clinton to any of his yacht parties.

Via Bro Bible

 

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Costa Rican Beer Billboard Looks Pretty Vulgar From Behind

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We all know that sex sells, but this is a bit much. According to The Drum, beer brand Republica Parrillera Pilsen recently installed a billboard in Costa Rica that is supposed to resemble a cooked sausage being lifted from the grill, and that is exactly what it does if you are driving toward the front of it:

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However, commuters who are approaching the billboard from the back side see something that does not resemble a cookout at all -- an erect penis:

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Whether or not this design was intentional is up for debate, but I definitely could go for a beer after this.

More funny stuff: Drunk Guy's Text From Police Officer Proves That Some Cops Are Awesome

 

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These Kids Wasted Too Much Time On This Awful Yearbook Joke

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It seems like it's uncool, or outdated, to simply write a song lyric or an inspirational quote for your yearbook quote these days. So, a group of kids thought it would be original to plan out an entire joke for all to read. A joke with a horrible payoff. Here's to wasting everyone's time.

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The Hottest New Rides Your Money Can Buy

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Whether or not you believe it's cheaper for you to Uber than have your own car, there's a myriad of sexy new models hitting the streets over the course of the next year. From redesigns and reinventions to new innovations and hybrids, get in the driver seat of some of the hottest, hippest new rides your money can buy.

2015 Ford Mustang 50th Anniversary Edition
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Price Tag: $24,625
Celebrating its 50th anniversary, Ford has redesigned its Mustang using the older body style of their hot little pony, giving drivers the traditional sleek and speedy 5.0 liter ride with 420 horsepower, as well as a modern "eco-boost" option in a 2.3 liter, four-banger engine with 305 ponies on it. It's wider, safer and lower than its ever been to drive a Mustang, but it's still got that classic pony ride.

2016 Honda Civic Type R
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Price Tag: $49,965
Honda is leaving behind its safe, secure look and branching out with a sporty, exciting concept style in 2016. The Type-R, a sort of Civic Si model, will be brought to America after being a hit model overseas for so long. This body is sleeker, faster and sexier than any Civic in its past, available in a six-speed manual transmission with a 2.0 liter turbo VTEC four-speed engine, light on the road but heavy on performance.

2015 Mini Cooper Countryman S/JCW
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Price Tag: $26,950
With the quick zip of the Mini Cooper S, 2015 shows us its Countryman, a four-door patriot of comfort, handling and comfort of a car inside a small SUV. With a standard six-speed manual transmission and all-wheel drive, you can have the sporty car and the reliable SUV without having to choose.

2016 VW T6 Transporter Van
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Price Tag: $23,000
It's not the new Microbus, but you can sure fool yourself into believing it is so. The Multivan T6 Transporter comes in a two tone paint, reminiscent of a retro VW Bus but with the updated modern scope of today's comfort vans. The backseats face each other like that of a limousine, and the rest of the interior helps you feel as though you're riding in style with its comfort and spacious features. Of course, you're welcome to scrap the backseats and put in a kitchen and sleeping quarters of your device and call it a VW Bus.

2016 Mazda MX-5 Miata
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Price Tag: $24,790
The car that always looked like a toy to us as a child is still a toy for adults, rolling in with its original '90s body style, even slightly tighter and lower than before. Yes, it's even more of a toy now than ever. Though it may be smaller than ever, the interior is also more spacious at the same time, keeping things concise and leg room adequate. It's the quick little convertible that's still affordable despite the consistently rising price tags of the auto industry. Fiat is expected to come out with a competitive 124 Spider based on the same model for next year too.
The tag line for the new Mazda MX-5 Miata model: Everything we love about Miata, but smaller. As if we thought that were even possible.

2016 Chevy Volt
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Price Tag: $30,607
The improvements of the new Chevy Volt over the first round of its electric car are so great and cost effective that Chevy has surplus of older models they're having a hard time moving off their lots. The plug-in car adds power, as well as better performance and safety while shedding its fat and reducing its price compared to its 2015 model alone. The Volt was a bold eco-friendly concept that needed to be perfected over time, and the closer they come in this electric hybrid shift, the more affordable the model is getting. Sounds too good to be true. If you were planning on grabbing a 2015 Chevy Volt, hold on a minute longer for the new one.

2016 Mazda6
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Price Tag: $24,702
The terms "sedan" and "sport" have never been more closely related with Mazda's fresh uplift to its flagship model...err, flag...car. The Mazda6 has always toed the line of safety, space and sport for a six-speed sedan, but now with its redesign, folks are getting a look at what Mazda is truly capable of in 2016. With an electronic parking brake, stylish new trim and a buttload of speed for a sedan, this is the premiere car for soccer moms who still like to get their skirt blown up. Do girls like getting their skirt blown up? That's probably just us.

2015 Chrysler 200
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Price Tag: $22,695
A revolutionized Chrysler car has found its way to us in 2015, becoming a big competitor of best affordable cars to lease this year and pulling up right alongside the most reliable compact cars, like Camry and Accords. Chrysler's newly founded leadership offers us this ideal compact car with a little extra girth and length compared to its competitors while still keeping up with speed, gas mileage, AND it can parallel park itself. Enterprise just came in their pants.

2016 Audi 6
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Price Tag: $47,125
Ranked number one with Car & Driver as the best in luxury mid-size sedans, Audi is back with their refined A6 and a bunch of reasons why you'd be wasting your time spending more on a Mercedes or BMW. While other cars are trimming the hedges and making adjustments to keep up with Audi, the recurring top performing car simply makes simple adjustments to satisfy its drivers, even if it's just to fix a glare or slight curve. Toted as a "masterfully executed" interior and conservative, yet stunning visual from down the block, the Audi A6 is back and just as good as ever.

Porsche 911 GT3 RS
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Price Tag: $131,395
Well, it wouldn't be any fun if we didn't throw in a classic whose price tag runs a little deeper. The cozy Porsche 911 GT3 is still the 500-horsepower machine we know and love but the new models show a meaner, wider version weighing 22 pounds less but pulling all the numbers of its predecessor. It's like a new Apple product: faster, lighter and sexier than ever, and we have no idea how.

 

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23 Perfect Sidewalk Business Signs

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Advertising costs thousands upon thousands of dollars. For many small businesses, a tiny ad in the local newspaper is all that's affordable in terms of exposure (and we all know what's happened to newspapers in the last few years. They're pretty much dead, in case you weren't aware). So with such unfeasible prices, many businesses resort to simple sandwich boards placed on the sidewalk out front of their stores to usher street traffic through their doors. Check out some of the best sidewalk signs out there.

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Okay sure, but where's the ice cream?

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Even poetry's better with bacon.

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There is no better platform to voice your political beliefs than on sandwich boards, evidently.

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And with that comes a lawsuit that can be sourced back to this sign.

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Your blog doesn't make you a celebrity, it makes you a royal douche.

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Harsh, but I doubt they've seen any vandalism since.

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It might not generate business, but the information's useful nonetheless.

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When you can't sell sex, opt for honesty.

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Yeah, and sugar cubes are croutons.

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Well that's not much of a deal at all!

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Hilarious! Well done, sub place, well done.

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I'd go with the horse-sized duck. I said duck.

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A paragraph of boozy puns for a bar. Appropriate.

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Go for the beer.

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I'd visit for the false advertising.

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All answers lead to beer.

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I don't even watch Game Of Thrones, but this sign is just wonderful.

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Who would have thought?

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Haters are the greatest motivators.

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I'm unsure who should be offended by this brand of sexism. I mean, I want free beer, too.

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Yeah, so take that you judgmental, khaki-wearing elitists!

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So weird, that's what we were going to do anyway!

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This is true. I call it "dance juice."

 

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British Man Kicked Out of Naked Bike Ride Because of His Erection

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Dozens of people took part in a naked bike ride in Canterbury on Saturday, excited about the chance to raise awareness of the dangers cyclists face from cars.

And it appears as though one guy was more excited than the others.

According to Mirror, a man was removed from the three-mile trek known as the "World Naked Bike Ride" before it even began because he showed up with a boner.

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"Everyone was taking their clothes off for the ride," one witness said. "I heard gasps and I turned around - it was a horrible sight. It looked like he was enjoying the event a bit too much."

Organizers pulled the man aside - presumably by his arm - and made him put his pants on while they radioed for police assistance. When the cops finally arrived on the scene, the man was said to be a tad "sheepish" while he talked about his unwanted arousal.

No word if the man told police he just misunderstood what organizers meant when they said they wanted to "raise" awareness for cyclists.

Who knew that biking could be so arousing? Mountain Biker's Injury Results in Seven-Week Erection

 

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Escaped Pig Captured, Takes Dump In Police Car

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It seems that a lot of people are not fans of the police these days, and an escaped pig may just be one of those non-fans as made obvious by the large gift she left in the back of a police car.

Last week, a pig escaped a farm only to terrorize people in Michigan, in what people were mistaking for a "Babe: Pig in the City" remake. Probably. That movie just needs to be remade, okay? Apparently the escaped pig rushed towards a woman doing yard work, chased her, and was then distracted by a ball.

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After the pig was quickly captured by police using a dog pole, out of fear or straight up vengeance the runaway pig decided it would be a good idea to release her bowels in the backseat of the police cruiser. Take a look at the crime scene below.

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A pig took a dump in the back seat of a police car. There is so much irony here I can't take it.

Via Somee Cards

 

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Guy Finds Spider Living In His Ear

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In what looks like the horrifying, dark version of the nursery rhyme "The Itsy Bitsy Spider," a guy got a surprise when he discovered a spider living in his ear.



According to the guy, the spider found his way in there after he took a swim:

"Swam at Lake of the Ozarks last weekend and got a super painful ear infection. Totally blocked ear canal. Tried to use my phone's camera to see if I could see anything. Found this!"

While there are a lot of people on the Internet trying to prove this video is fake, it is still terrifying and my worst nightmare and should only be reserved for science fiction movies or the ears of my enemies.

Via Somee Cards

 

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The 25 Funniest 'The Barber' Memes

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"The Barber" is a meme that has been around for quite some time now (in Internet terms, that means a few months), and is absolutely hilarious. Basically, it is a tool used to make fun of any horrible or outlandish haircut, and it gets the job done. You want some of our favorites, cuz? Say no more, fam.

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One of the FIFA Officials Who Was Arrested Used 'The Onion' Article to Defend Himself

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Fourteen current and former FIFA executives and their associates were arrested by Swiss and American authorities last week in what was called a global crackdown of corruption within soccer's international governing body.

One of those executives was Jack Warner, a 72-year-old Trinidad and Tobago politician who used to be the FIFA vice president as well as an executive committee member.

While several of the accused wrongdoers have already entered guilty pleas, Warner has decided to take a different route by pleading his innocence and suggesting that the only reason the United States is coming after FIFA is because Qatar beat out the U.S. as the host nation for the 2022 World Cup.

Fair enough.

But Warner's claim lost all credibility when he cited a story about FIFA awarding the United States with an impromptu World Cup this summer -- in fact, one that would start later that afternoon -- that was written by...wait for it...The Onion.


The good news for American soccer fans is that their team was leading the Germans at press time thanks to 12 penalties in the first three minutes of the game.

We'll see if Warner is worried about the headline "Taylor Swift Now Dating Senator Joseph McCarthy" as well since McCarthy is now a corpse: The 100 Greatest Headlines From 'The Onion'

 

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Nicki Minaj Demands a Climax Every Time She Has Sex

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Me too!

In the latest edition of Cosmopolitan, pop sensation Nicki Minaj said she demands a climax every time she beds some lucky dude.

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"I demand that I climax," Minaj said. "I think women should demand that. I have a friend who's never had an orgasm in her life. In her life! That hurts my heart. It's cuckoo to me. We always have orgasm interventions where we, like, show her how to do stuff. We'll straddle each other, saying, 'You gotta get on him like that and do it like this.'"

No word on who else is allowed at those interventions, but that sounds like something we'd pay top dollar on StubHub to get into.

Minaj also discussed being open about money, her breakup with Safaree Samuels and what she'll be doing 10 years from now in the candid interview with Cosmo, saying that she hopes to eventually have a husband and two or three kids as well as a job that allows her to stay home and cook for her family.

Although, let's be honest: If she's interested in getting married, she'll probably have to cut back on that demand for a climax every time.

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