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21 Pets Lay The Smack Down On Kids

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21 Pets Get Revenge On Kids

We all love our children and we all love our pets, but that doesn't mean they'll always play nice together. Pets (especially cats) can be ornery little devils, and if you don't keep an eye on them they may try to get some revenge on the kids who are stealing away their attention. Or in some cases, maybe the kids deserve it.

More: When Remote Control Gear Fights Back

 

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A Typical Trip to the Movies

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Now that we know that everyone and their mother saw "Jurassic World" this past weekend, it's safe to say that people are still going to the movies. If you're like me, you always get excited about a trip to the local theater to see a hot new release, but like with any public excursion, there's a high probability that things will not go according to plan. Let's take a look at a typical trip to the movies.

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Here's Why You Shouldn't Stand So Close To A Boat's Jet Shower

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Man Knocked Over by Boat's Jet Shower

Summer calls for trips to the lake to sunbathe, swim, and in the case of the man in the video, get knocked off your feet by a boat's jet shower. It's nice to hear your family and friends laughing at you while you're doubled over in pain.

 

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Taylor Swift Finally Showed Her Belly Button And Started A Reddit Photoshop Battle

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For reasons that are far too calculated and profound for me, Taylor Swift rarely shows her midriff in photos, and almost never allows her belly button to be seen by the public. But lo and behold, she recently shared this picture with her fans that features said belly button:

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Amazing! She has normal body parts just like the rest of us! Of course, this wasn't the end of our excitement, as Swift exposing her belly button led to a Reddit Photoshop battle, led by user _thats_not_me_. We are all better human beings for being a part of this. Here are the best submissions:


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taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
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taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
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taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
taylor swift belly button battle, taylor swift photoshop belly button
h/t Mashable

 

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Mandatory's Guide to What to Get Your Dad for Father's Day

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It's almost that time of year again to show your dear old dad how much you love him. Sure, you can take him out to dinner or simply give him a firm handshake and say "Happy Father's Day," but we all know that deep down, what dads truly love, is stuff. Stuff they can tinker around with, stuff they can show off, stuff they can enjoy. So, here is a roundup of some great items you should consider getting your old man. From grills to movies to good old-fashioned alcohol, you can't go wrong with this stuff.

STUFF

Craftsman 16" Metal Toolbox
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For the dad whose toolbox needs a quick update, this is the best way to get him started. Available for just $27.99 at Ace Hardware, along with many other tools and accessories from Craftsman, Dad will be able to complete any home maintenance task at hand.

Schwinn Classic Deluxe 7
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Perfect for dads who would enjoy riding a classically-styled, comfortable and simple bike and cruise around town or on the beach. The 1955 design Schwinn features a Shimano Nexus 7-speed drivetrain with Revo shifter for extra gears and easy shifting. Also includes a classic fender set with integrated head light and rear rack for extra style. Available now for $760.

Weber Q1200 Limited Edition Gas Grill
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Most dads love to grill, and it just so happens that Father's Day coincides with the start of grilling season. Get him back in the grilling game with this easily transportable gas grill from Weber for just $199.

Frank's RedHot Sauce (All of them)

For those of you with hot sauce obsessed fathers who literally "puts that $#!t on everything," then you need to get him fully stocked with gallons of Frank's RedHot. It's easily our favorite hot sauce around, and with new flavors like Sweet Chili, Slammin' Sriracha and Rajili, there is a Frank's RedHot for every single meal.

Fusion Links Socks: MLB Collection
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We wouldn't normally condone buying your dad socks for Father's Day, but this MLB collection from Stance screams summer and America's pastime, two things fathers typically enjoy. Including team logos, Hall of Fame Legends and iconic stadium imagery, each sock is crew cut and designed with ultimate comfort in mind. They'll also up his style game a bit. Play ball!

All American Field Box
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This Father's Day, dad deserves more than a phone call or another new tie. That's why Duke Cannon Supply Co. created an All American Field Box specifically for dad. It's so jam packed with awesomeness, it's hard to believe everything fits into one military issued canister. The All American Field Box combines necessity with nostalgia to inspire you and dad to do some awesome things together - like go fishing, crush golf balls, or grill some red meat. It can be purchased exclusively at DukeCannon.com for $75, and includes all the cool items you see above.

ENTERTAINMENT

"Kingsman: The Secret Service" on Blu-Ray/DVD
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If you haven't seen this movie yet, you are missing out. Same goes for Dad. Matthew Vaughn, director of "Kick-Ass" and "X-Men: First Class" brings his own unique style to the genre while brilliant performances from Colin Firth, Samuel Jackson, Michael Caine and newcomer Taron Egerton have made spies more bad ass and awesome than ever. The Blu-ray has a full arsenal of bloody good added materials that bring the world of the Kingsman to life. Available in stores now.

"Unfinished Business" on Blu-Ray/DVD
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Vince Vaughn, Dave Franco, and Tom Wilkinson are taking care of "Unfinished Business" on Blu-ray & DVD June 16, just in time for Father's Day. After the movie, the funny business continues with 30 minutes of deleted/alternate scenes and hilarious interviews with Vaughn, Franco and Wilkinson plus James Marsden, Sienna Miller, and Nick Frost. If you're dad is a fan of comedies, he won't want to miss this!

SPIRITS

Laphroaig 15 Year Old Scotch Whisky
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First created 30 years ago, Laphroaig 15 Year Old has a soft dryness and a faint hint of the sea. The limited edition bottling is a testament to Laphroaig's traditional distilling process, which has maintained the same integrity for the past 200 years. It's now available for a limited time on shelves for $79.99 per 750 ml bottle.

Dobel Tequila
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For the tequila aficionado, Dobel is the first ever multi-aged tequila, distilled from 100% blue agave in Tequila, Jalisco. It possesses the purity of a silver tequila with the added complexity derived from aged tequilas. The bottle is embossed and is equal parts modern and nostalgic, paying homage to vintage apothecary-style bottles. Available at $49.99.

Basil Hayden's Bourbon
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Makes a great gift for Father's Day, as its versatility allows it to be enjoyed in many ways, depending on how Dad likes to enjoy his bourbon - whether it's neat, on the rocks or as the base to a classic cocktail. Basil Hayden's one-of-a-kind recipe uses twice as much rye as traditional bourbons to create its trademark spicy finish, resulting in a uniquely smooth, super premium whiskey. Available at $36.99.

Alberta Rye Dark Batch Whisky

This award-winning, super-premium rye whisky from the highly acclaimed Alberta Distillers, is finally available throughout the United States. Alberta Rye Dark Batch features an incomparable rich color and complex flavor profile, along with flavors of honey, oak, vanilla and savory dried fruit.Dark Batch combines classic notes of rye whisky with contemporary flavor trends and is recommended to be enjoyed in cocktails or sipped neat. Dad will not be disappointed. $29.99

Grey Goose VX
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Give dad the gift of ultra-premium Grey Goose VX (Vodka Exceptionnelle), the first spirit to blend premium vodka with fine cognac, perfect for a vodka or cognac aficionado. VX has been specially crafted to savor neat or on the rocks to appreciate its rich character and complex nose. It can be also be lengthened with a splash of water or soda. Pour dad a chilled glass of Grey Goose VX, a drink that is masculine, simple and celebrates him in an elevated style. Available at $74.99.

Reserva de la Familia
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A great gift for fathers who value tradition, or just really good liquor. It's an extra aged tequila from the estate of Jose Cuervo - definitely not the same quality of tequila that you first tried in college and threw back over Spring Break. This year marks the 20th anniversary since the first release of Reserva, which was created to commemorate the 200th anniversary of the Cuervo company. The bottle comes inside a wooden box that is adorned with the work of a different Mexican artist each year. This year's artist is Enrique Rosas. Available at $150.

Knob Creek with Custom Label

If you'd like something a little more personal, then look no further than this delicious bourbon. The people over at Knob Creek have built a very nifty label creator to show your appreciation to your Pops whichever way you please. Knob Creek is crafted in limited quantities, aged 9 years and placed in only the deepest charred American Oak barrels to fully draw out the natural sugars. Then it's bottled at 100 proof to reflect the flavor, strength and patience that defined pre-prohibition whiskey. Pops can make a bolder classic cocktail. Sip it neat. Open it up with a drop of water or filtered ice cubes. In other words, he'll be able to enjoy it in whatever damn way he pleases. $45.00-$50.00

 

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All These Hilarious Relatable Poses Bring Us Together As A Society

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It's nice when you discover that the odd thing you've been doing for years is actually something that's quite normal and is done by people everywhere, all the time. Check out the accurate poses below that we can all relate to.

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Via Izismile

 

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15 Regrettable Pop Culture Tattoos

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Getting a tattoo to show your love for a specific pop culture trend may seem cool in the moment, but flash forward a few years and that "cool" tattoo has become a reminder of an awful decision you once made. Check out the people below who absolutely must regret their choice in pop culture tattoo.

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Second place will now forever be immortalized in this person's skin.

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He should have moved away from the tattoo shop to reconsider his decision.

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Crazy thing is this is actually Tom.

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This is what this person did to "Spice Up" their life.

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We don't need a tattoo to remember that this actually occurred.

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Eyebrows are underwhelming in this tattoo.

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Would have been easier to just tell people never to have sex with you again.

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Feeny should have given this person a life lesson about how this tattoo represents a failed childhood.

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So much for getting "Nookie."

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My only problem here is that Zack looks like he's about to murder someone.

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Probably hard to sunbathe when people are hysterically laughing at you.

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I feel like I know what Paris would say if she ever saw this tattoo.

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A tattoo that can remind this person of a place they can go to talk about this awful tattoo.

Regrettable Tattoos, Awful Pop Culture Tattoos
Nothing like being reminded how stupid you were every time you tie your shoes.

Regrettable Tattoos, Awful Pop Culture Tattoos
His common sense is way, way our there too.

Via The Chive

 

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Being in a Band: Expectations vs. Reality

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If you've ever been in a band or attempted to form one with your buddies, you know how fun it can be to play live music for people, even if it's just a small audience. The problem, however, is that once the band is fully formed, a set of mostly unattainable expectations usually follows. This leads to crushed hopes and dreams, band quarrels, and a harsh dose of reality that can leave you feeling like a failure.

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Woman Has Pit Bull Perform Oral Sex On Her

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Another day, another person having sex with a dog. Shocker: she's from Florida.

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Yesterday we had an Alabama man hook up with his dog, and today it's 18-year-old Ashley L. Miller from Florida, who was discovered to have "explicit photographs of her and a canine stored on her phone," after detectives went through her phone during a sexual battery investigation.

According to detectives working on the case, "Mrs. Miller was interviewed and Mrs. Miller confessed that she had the canine perform oral sex on her 30 to 40 times."

Detectives learned that Ashely would take selfies while her pit bull, named 2-face, orally pleasured her, an act that had been happening the past five years. Ashley also admitted to having her previous dog lick her down below as well.

Once Ashely started talking, she didn't stop as she described that when she was in the mood she would lock herself in her room with the dog and drop her pants. Miller claimed that 2-face would "put her snout into her vagina on her own," and that she never touched the pit bull sexually.

So, it's the dog's fault. Glad you could clear your name, Ashley. Let's get that nympho dog the help it needs.

Cops discovered two hidden folders on Ashley's phone filled with her dog sexcapades.

Ashley has been charged with two counts of sexual activities involving animals.

2-face was checked out by a vet and is okay.

Via NY Daily News

 

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Here's What Happens When You Steal This Guy's Friend's Motorcycle

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It's not like we're expert thieves or anything, but here's a little advice: When you steal a motorcycle, your getaway should be a tad faster than 30 miles per hour.

According to The LAD Bible, some dude thought it was a good idea to steal a motorcycle that belonged to a friend of a guy who apparently wears a camera when he rides.

It was not a good idea.


Hey, it would have been a hundred times worse if he wouldn't have been wearing 300 pounds of protective gear under his jacket.

So, let it be known then. If you steal this guy's friend's bike, you are not going to get away with it, and you also will not be allowed to pull up your pants when the cops put you in cuffs.

Don't mess with bikers, dude: Karma Arrives Quickly For Guy Who Nearly Runs Motorcycle Off Road

 

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'BattleBots' is Back, Baby!

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It's robot fighting time!

It's been more than 12 years since "BattleBots" has been on the air, but that all changes this Sunday, June 21st at 9|8c on ABC. The new and improved "BattleBots" will feature the athletes of the new millennium battling it out to claim the title against robots bigger and more badass than ever. Just wait until you see the flames.

Follow BattleBots on Twitter for more info, and be sure to tune in to the series premiere on Father's Day.

 

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Argentine Soccer Player Knocks Ref Out After Getting Yellow Card

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Wow. Imagine what would have happened if he would have given him a red card.

According to The Washington Post, what normally would have been a provincial league match in Argentina that nobody cared about took a turn for the worse Sunday afternoon when a player punched and knocked out a referee after he received a yellow card.


The match between Ferro and Tiro Federal was "abandoned" after Alejandro Roncaglia jacked referee Arnaldo Beron, who laid on the ground for 15 minutes afterward. He was taken away in an ambulance to a nearby hospital where he was given stitches and later released.

"I don't remember anything," Beron said. "I never thought this would happen to me."

It's unknown what will happen to Roncaglia, as the Argentine soccer federation has yet to rule on the matter. But no matter what happens, I think we can all agree that labeling him an asshole is a good place to start.

This is considered coaching in Russia: A-hole Russian Soccer Coach Kicks Kid

 

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Guy Rushes Out of His House to Videobomb a Live Newscast

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It appears as though it is still possible to get on the news these days without murdering a family or holding up a bank.

All you have to do is wait for the six o'clock news to do a live report several blocks away from where you live, sprint out the door and pray to God that they are for whatever reason doing a two-minute piece so you have enough time to run through the shot.

Just like this guy.


For a second there, it didn't look like he was going to make it. But thankfully, the studio cut back to the live shot so he could be rewarded for his effort. Well done, sir.

h/t Barstool Sports

Nobody does it better than this guy: Vulgar Videobomber Strikes Local News Report Once Again (NSFW Language)

 

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Man Seen Masturbating Outside Kum & Go Convenience Store Still On The Loose

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Irony is at its finest here as a man was seen masturbating outside a Kum & Go convenience store.

News, Man Seen Masturbating Outside Kum & Go

Arkansas police is asking for the public's help in identifying the pantless man, seen above, who was seen enjoying himself a little too much outside a Kum & Go. A witness was able to take a picture of the man who "realized he was being watched and quickly left the area." So I guess he's not that much of an exhibitionist.

According to police, "witnesses reported seeing a man standing next to a Ford Ranger truck. Callers stated that the male did not have any pants on and appeared to be masturbating." Or maybe it was so hot outside he took his pants off and then started scratching a bad itch. Two perverted sides to every story.

One question has to be asked though: did he not know he was masturbating outside a Kum & Go, or was he aware and all this is just one big, ironic joke to him? Hopefully the latter.

Via The Smoking Gun

 

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Extremely Graphic Kids Book From 1975 Tells The Story Of How A Baby Is Made

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Wow. If my parents had shown me this book as a child, I think I would have been traumatized. I mean, I'm still a little rattled after reading through it and I'm in my 30s. And yes, you can actually buy this book online (but it'll cost ya). Don't let the cover fool you; it gets pretty graphic -- quickly.

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Photo credits: Piccolo books/ Crysta-Mai Elassaad
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Find Out How To Cook Lasagna From PornHub's Comment Section

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Forget the Food Network and cooking competitions where a contestant being told their food is awful is more aesthetically pleasing than the dish itself. If you want to learn how to cook wonderful, amazing Italian meals, you better head to the comment section at PornHub where now you can please your appetite too. After yourself.

Funny, Learning To Cook On PornHub

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These Awkward Nerds Interacting With Women Will Give You Severe Secondhand Embarrassment

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Everyone is awkward once in a while, but some people are so awkward that they are physically unable to tame it, and the awkwardness is so powerful that it shows itself at the worse moments-like while taking a picture with a woman. Check out some of these awkward nerds giving us secondhand embarrassment.

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Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

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Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

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Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

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Awkward Nerds With Women, Awkward Photos

Via Ranker

 

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