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Former Miss Nevada Katie Rees Busted For Meth Trafficking

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It's always the sort of pretty ones that hurt you the most.

Former Miss Nevada USA Katie Rees, who won the oh-so-important award in 2007 before being stripped of it after sexually explicit photos of her were discovered, has now been arrested for meth trafficking.

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The 30-year-old was charged with "trafficking in a controlled substance, sale of a controlled substance, and two counts of conspiracy to violate the uniform controlled substances act."

"Breaking Bad" makes it look so easy.

Rees allegedly sold meth to someone who goes by the name of "J. Peacock," who is either a sassy wrestler or a hitman, in September, and was caught with another 5.3 grams of meth a month later. To top it all off, she also conspired with "unknown co-conspirators."

Aside from being stripped of her title for discovered photos of her with her breasts exposed, Rees was charged with resisting arrest in 2008, and four years later was charged with drug possession.

Finally, there is also a real show called "Boarder Patrol: Australia's Front Line" that Rees was a part of after her purse showed traces of meth. Check out the clip below, and wonder why this is a show.


Via Hollywood Reporter

 

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Former Pornstar Makes $5 Million A Year Unwrapping Toys on YouTube

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What YouTube star grossed the most money from his or her channel last year? Pew Die Pie or Hola Soy German? They have the most subscribers...but no. How about Jenna Marbles? Nope. It's actually Daiane DeJeus, who pulled in nearly $5m unboxing children's toys on YouTube. And all you ever see of her are her hands.

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Daiane's hands, which unboxed toys on the DC Toys Collector channel (which has since been renamed Fun Toyz Collector), generated an estimated $4.9 million last year. No one knew the woman's identity behind the videos until the Daily Mail received a tip from one of Daiane's neighbors.

And that's where this story gets really interesting.

Daiane DeJeus's hands used to be doing something completely different on the Internet before they started pulling in 7 figures a year just for unwrapping toys in online videos. She used to be known as Sandy Summers, a Brazilian porn star. So don't feel bad if the cutesy, high-pitched voice on these unboxing videos kinda turns you on.

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Through watching the porn and unboxing videos, her neighbors were able to confirm her voice and identifying scars and moles on her hands and arms. Sounds like a fun Saturday afternoon, huh?

That's a really smart career change by her. Making $4.9m a year is more than most of the world richest porn stars get. Plus, now she doesn't have to take STD tests every other week.

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When all this came out, DC Toys Collector changed their channel name to Fun Toyz Collector in an effort to continue hiding Daiane/Sandy's porny past. What parents wants their children listening to an adult film star all afternoon? It seems to have worked since they still produce a video-per-day and get hundreds of thousands of views within hours. Their channel has over 7 billion views total and shows no signs of slowing down.

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What this means for the future pornography-viewing habits of our younger generation, no one can be sure.

Check out her most viewed video below. It has over 300 million views for some ungodly reason. And check out her other videos by looking her up on your favorite porn site.

 

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Idiot Provokes Bull With Flaming Horns, Gets Destroyed By Bull With Flaming Horns

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Maybe civilization hasn't advanced as much as we thought.

Some dude in Spain recently dressed up like a guy looking to get his ass kicked, jumped into a bullfighting arena and taunted a bull whose horns were on fire.

As you'd expect, it didn't go so well.


Geez, getting this guy an Xbox for Christmas might save his life. Well, that is if he still has a pulse.

We're not sure which ad popped up while you were watching the video, but one for boxer briefs appeared while we were watching it. And that is right on the money for this clown, as he more than likely needs a new pair.

h/t Barstool Sports

Apparently, there are some people on this planet who consider this fun: Running With the Bulls is Still a Terrible Idea (Warning: Graphic Video)

 

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Here's What Happens When You Try to High-Five a Guy During a Dirtbike Race

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Perhaps the only thing "Idiocracy" got wrong was that it would take 500 years for society to collapse into nothing more than a group of mumbling buffoons.

By the looks of things, it only took us 10.

We don't know too much about this clip other than it's some dude who looks like Vanilla Ice at a motocross event trying to high-five some of the riders as they come over a jump, presumably because he thinks it's going to make for one hell of a selfie.

But just like Vanilla Ice's career, this clown is f***ed.


h/t Live Leak

It didn't work out too well for this idiot either: Bat-Wielding Idiot Gets Knocked Out With One Punch After Threatening Security Guard

 

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Are These Caveman Minion Happy Meal Toys Swearing?

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When I was a kid, the best part about going to McDonald's was getting a chocolate ice cream cone or buying a box of 20 Chicken McNuggets for two bucks, eating them all and then barfing on my parents' living room carpet 15 minutes later.

But according to UPI, kids these days are able to order a Happy Meal that comes with a burger, drink and "Minions" toy that utters the phrase, "What the f--k?"


Hey, maybe it didn't want to be taken out of that car seat.

Several other people across the country have backed up the claim, including Taylor King of Ohio.

"I heard what it said and I'm like, 'Whoa, hang on here,'" King said. "It clearly says what it says."

The folks at McDonald's disagree and said the Minions speak a "nonsense language that doesn't include any English words" called Minionese. They also said any perceived words or phrases that come out of the toy are "coincidental," which is probably the same thing they would say about eating their food and getting the runs shortly thereafter.

It looks like the Caveman Minion isn't the only toy with issues: This Toy Cat May Need to See an Exorcist

 

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Hot Weather Girl Yanet Garcia Plays Volleyball In Tiny Shorts

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Remember hot Mexican weather girl Yanet Garcia? Of course you do, she made us all love weather patterns and cold fronts. Well, when she isn't telling us what the weather will be like she is jumping around in short-shorts, playing volleyball, giving high-fives, and reminding us that volleyball is a nice sport to watch.



The other three women in the video are nice to watch as well. It totally distracts us from the fact that this game was played in a creepy warehouse with barely any light. And because we are nice, there is more of Yanet below.

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Cigarette Smoking In America: 16 States That Still Allow Widespread Smoking

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Somewhere in America, there's a fool sucking his last cigarette down to the filter. That's 4,000 chemicals, 43 known cancer-causing carcinogenic compounds and all the arsenic, carbon monoxide, tar, ammonia and formaldehyde his stinky, yellow-stained fingers could hope for. In some parts of the country, this is hard-won freedom - the American dream. In others, it's stereotypical archaic outlaw. Either way, it still smells awful, yet it's still very much a thing for 40-plus million Americans.

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With all the progressive happenings of late, it kind of makes you wonder how we still have so many states - coincidentally a majority in the South - lagging behind in the eradication of public smoking. Ironically, none of these 16 states are on the list of legalized marijuana territories for recreational use, save for Alaska. In fact, most of them don't even have medical dispensaries available at all. But considering the expansion of e-cigarettes and public vaporizing, it made us curious what these states have going on that keeps the cancer stick in business, certainly not its health benefits to the smoker or their surroundings. Here are 16 states without statewide bans and what they have going on in terms of smoking laws, along with four more that still allow it to a large degree, albeit not in restaurants.

SMOKER'S PARADISE STATES

Alaska
Our northwestern-most pride and joy, Alaska, is the one state in America that legalizes both marijuana and public cigarette smoking on a statewide level. Smoking is only prohibited at schools during school hours, but schools with designated areas prior to 1990 can get away with it so long as they stay in their specially-marked territory, and since many schools have been around awhile, it's fair to say that's commonplace. Otherwise, it's only prohibited in government bodies, healthcare facilities and elevators. What is this, the '60s? In all other public bodies where smoking tends to be banned, such as grocery stores and daycare facilities, smoking is allowed in a designated area. Less than a couple handfuls of cities in Alaska are making any real headway locally on anti-smoking, banning bars and restaurants since 2011. The rest is up to puff.

Missouri
Oh, Missouri, one of my least favorite places. Redbirds and Rams fans who like to puff the cancer dust get to enjoy one of the loosest sets of smoking laws in designated enclosed spots, including gyms, theaters, bowling alleys and - get this - buses! Missouri has failed to pass nonsmoking laws for years on end. The 1992 law that kept smoking out of indoor public places is about all that's in effect, and the fact the state has the lowest tax on cigarettes only encourages people to light up more. With less than four percent of non-government public facilities banning smoking (that's 38 out of 961 cities), it's like there's a giant cancer cloud hovering over the state. However, 23 of those cities do ban cigs in both bars and restaurants on a local level. So they've got that bit of momentum going for them.

Nevada
The Silver State, which runs 24-hour entertainment attractions in its major cities, bans smoking in public and work places, but bars, brothels, casinos, smoke shops, strip clubs and restaurants that card people to be at least 21 are exempt from this law. So basically, almost anywhere fun in Nevada is okay to smoke. Can you think of one public place people in Nevada go outside of those places?

Alabama
Although there isn't a statewide ban, Alabama does have a Clean Indoor Air act, dating back to 2003, which prohibits public smoking outside of designated, ventilated and enclosed smoking spaces. However, several exempt spaces include bars, private limos, lounges and psychiatric facilities. Local government has the right to enforce more bans on top of the state, as the state bans have failed to pass every which way for nearly a decade. Just one more reason to stay out of Birmingham.

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Texas
Between bans on children's care centers, cars with kids and playgrounds, Texas seems to focus most of its smoking laws on the well-being of its youth, as well as political offices, although those folks are too far gone to save. There is also a ban on airplanes and buses. Bars, private offices and restaurants are still free to ramp up the arsenic aroma and suck those ciggies down like Coca-Cola, though. More than 40 cities have bans on a local level in bars and restaurants, which isn't a lot for such a big state, but it's something.

Oklahoma
One of the pre-exempt smoking states with no statewide ban, Oklahoma makes it unlawful for local law to enforce smoke-free establishments, making it the only place in America with no smoking laws as far as when and where outside of designated areas. It's a goddamn freak show over there. Correctional facilities, government buildings and -hey, good looking out - zoos are the few places with no-smoking signs strictly in place. At least the local hippos won't be getting any secondhand from the zany zookeepers. You know, like Kevin James.

Arkansas
Slick Willy's home state got a tune-up in 2006 with the Arkansas Clean Indoor Air Act, putting bans on enclosed smoking. That same year, the state passed a law banning smoking in cars with small children. But, the state still allows 21-and-over bars and restaurants, as well as small business and designated smoking areas, to thrive on nicotine fumes.

Mississippi
Smoking is mostly prohibited in athletic and educational facilities involving children under the age of 18. Outside of that, there's no ban on smoking in childcare facilities, bars, restaurants, healthcare and private work spots, as of 2011. So they'll ban it in children's schools but not in children's special care facilities? Makes absolute sense. More than 80 cities now have bans in bars and restaurants, though, which is nice.

Georgia
This peach of a state has assigned, separate rooms for smokers, limiting the age to 18 for restaurant patrons. Stricter laws are available and in use on a local level, but not entirely throughout the state. Only 10 cities in Georgia actually take full advantage of that privilege. Atlanta started enforcing nonsmoking laws in its bars and restaurants but still allows it at their parks. Any enclosed space bans smoking, yet it's allowed to have a designated spot for smoking, which is essentially a huge loophole smokers can attempt to jump through if their lung capacity will allow it.

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Pennsylvania
Basically, bars get the green light for the red ember, and everything else seems to be enforced. Drinking establishments with less than 20 percent revenue from food (10 percent in Philly) - meaning standalone, shitty dive bars, as well as full service truck stops, smoke shops and nursing homes - are of the few exempt. Apparently it's not always smoky in Philadelphia.

West Virginia
There's no statewide ban, but the folks of West Virginia are very strict about their bingo halls and nursing homes. You keep your smoke out of there! Many smaller county governments have laws in place to ban smoking in enclosed public forum, especially bingo halls and retirement homes. So far, 25 cities ban smoking in bars and restaurants, and as many as 50 have some bans in place. But God help you if you take a drag while you read aloud your bingo card.

Virginia
The state bans smoking in schools and state offices, but Virginia is welcome to get her "slim" on everywhere else for the most part, as long as it's done in a designated area. But if you're in a tobacco shop, light up wherever you please. Local government has no power over the state with their laws. And prisons are exempt, too, so if you're desperate you could steal your cigs, then smoke them comfortably in jail. Maybe "comfortably" is a "stretch."

Kentucky
Kentucky has a state bill that hasn't been enacted yet, but for now it's banned in government buildings and schools. Although, it's still allowed in healthcare and childcare facilities, as well as private offices and restaurants. Seems a little backwards, but alright.

Tennessee
It pays to enjoy adult entertainment. In Tennessee, it's all good to joke and smoke - maybe even a little midnight toke - in bars and restaurants that card folks under 21, but all other enclosed Tennessee joints are off limits. It's the little things that make dining out a total waste of money.

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South Carolina
The enclosed areas of libraries, elevators and auditoriums are limited to smokers, but other than that, it's free reign for bars, private offices and restaurants. Who would want to hot box an elevator is beyond our grasp, but just in case, a ban is in place. More than 50 cities have bans in place for bars and restaurants to some degree. North Carolina, in contrast, has their shit together on the statewide ban.

Wyoming
Pretty much any place that could cause an explosion is off limits. Land mines are something to look out for here, too. Wyoming's big ban is in a building controlled by Capitol Building Commission, but even they have their own smoking area. Since only five cities have bans, it's safe to say people in Wyoming could really give a damn but don't.

STATES WITH RESTAURANT SMOKING BANS
These additional four states have bans in restaurants, which is a big step in smoking bans, but they still allow public smoking to a large degree in bars and other public places.

Idaho
Those potato-loving sons of bitches have their bans, but bars are 100 percent welcoming to smoking, and small workplaces - home offices and workplaces with three or fewer employees - allow it in designated areas. Local governments can regulate, but only three cities in the whole state actually have full bans in both bars and restaurants.

Florida
The "retirement state" as we like to call it, or hell's waiting room, passed laws banning restaurant smoking for the sake of the early bird special lovers, but small bars with low food revenues, along with a number of other private facilities are exempt. And since Florida won't allow local law to overrule, old people have one more reason to get to bed before sundown.

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Louisiana
Their chief tourist trap is New Orleans, which has its own city ordinance to ban smoking in public places, but the ordinance had yet to be enacted up until recently. There is an impressive forbidding of e-cigarettes in New Orleans as of 2015, along with the rest of the enclosed public places. As for the rest of Louisiana, it finally got its ban on smoking in school, offices and restaurants. But bars, cars, private areas and designated spots still continue to pack in the chain smokers, save for about a half dozen towns.

Indiana
Since 1993, Indiana has had its Clean Air Act, but in 2012 it was repealed and changed to Prohibition on Smoking, banning smoking at least eight feet from public entrances. Bars (21+) and casinos get the free pass, however, as well as riverboats, horse racing tracks and licensed gaming facilities. Indiana truly is one of the worst Midwestern states, getting smoking banned everywhere except in all the places Indiana folks go. The constant rejection of proposed bans might have something to do with nursing homes being pitched as an exemption. Although, as many as 19 cities have bans on a local level in both bars and restaurants, and obvious signs have to be posted where smoking is allowed. That ought to do it. Who says America isn't progressive?

Sources:
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HuffPo
MarketWatch
Wikipedia

 

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Today's Funny Photos


Guy With Selfie Stick Films Himself Being Robbed

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The selfie stick will never be cool or hip, but it did actually do more than capture one man's surroundings, it actually captured the moment he was pickpocketed.



The man, musician Diego Mino, was in Ecuador filming a visit by Pope Francis, an event that was attended by over a million people. While Diego is happily walking around with his selfie stick, a creepy guy in a black jacket keeps following him around, waiting to make his move.

You can see at the 1:45 mark the man clearly reach down and pickpocket Diego.

It's one thing to steal, but it's another thing to steal when you're there to see the Pope. Not cool, creepy guy with too much hair product in his hair.

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.


More very funny tweets can be found right here.

 

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The Coolest Famous People Signatures In History

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I've tried to convince myself that I know how to properly sign my name, but when it comes down to it, my signature always ends up looking like a child just ran a pen over paper a few times and called it a day. Check out some of the best and coolest signatures from famous people throughout history, and tell your mom you should have listened to her when she tried to get you to practice your cursive.

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Via Business Insider

 

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The Cruelest Parent Ever

Teacher Sentenced To 30 Years In Jail For Having Sex With Student While Being Out On Bail For Having Sex With Other Students

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Some people never learn, and one horny teacher learned that the hard way after being sentenced to 30 years in prison.

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36-year-old former English teacher from Utah, Brianne Altice, is being hauled off to prison for up to 30 years for having sex with her pupils. But this is a classic tale of someone who didn't learn from her mistakes...at all.

Brianne was arrested last June for having sex with three of her students, a 16-year-old and two 17-year-olds. While Brianna was out on bail, she decided it would be a fantastic idea to continue a sexual relationship with one of the students, a decision that sent her back to jail.

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This past April, Brianne pleaded guilty to three counts of forcible sexual abuse, each count carried up to 15 years in prison.

Well, Brianna will have to serve at least 2 years in prison, and up to 30 years for getting a little hands on with her students.

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After the sexual relationships were discovered, Brianne was fired from her job, and her husband filed for divorce and custody of their child.

Remains to be seen if Brianne will serve more than the minimum of two years in prison, but regardless, whenever she is released it would be in her best interest to not, you know, hook up with teens.

Via Bro Bible

 

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Guy Passes Out On Plane After Wearing All His Clothes To Avoid Paying Luggage Fee

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In what seemed like a big middle finger to airlines at first, turned into a nightmare for a guy that attempted to avoid a luggage fee.

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19-year-old James McElvar, who is part of Scottish boy band Rewind, didn't feel like paying a luggage fee on an EasyJet flight (because no one wants to pay luggage fees ever) and because of that, had the complete opposite of an easy flight.

When told that he had to cough up some cash for his excess baggage, James opted to wear all of his clothes: six t-shirts, three pairs of jeans, two jackets, four jumpers, two jogging pants, two hats, and all the damn boxers Scottish boy band money can buy. Which apparently isn't enough to pay a luggage fee.

While on board, James was told he could not remove the clothing until the plane was in the air. Almost immediately James felt sick, was moved to an empty row by crew, where he then proceeded to vomit everywhere, but the bin he was provided with.

James was moved again, where he then proceeded to pass out. Fortunately for James, a paramedic was on board. James was put in a recovery position and looked after by the paramedic the entire flight.


"It was a nightmare. I passed out twice and was taken off the plane at Glasgow Airport to a waiting ambulance," James states. "I knew something was wrong early on as I just couldn't breathe properly. I thought I was having a heart attack."


He should have realized something was wrong when he made the decision to wear all his clothes at once.

How many more people need to wear all their clothes, barf and pass out, before airlines realize that the luggage fee is the worst thing in existence? Why should I pay you to throw my bag around, a bag that will get lost in the abyss.

Via Metro

 

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The Surprisingly Large Number of Deceased 'Seinfeld' Characters

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Since the end of one of TV's most legendary sitcoms in 1998, the cast of "Seinfeld" has lost many popular characters. From the badass Izzy Mandelbaum to the sweet old bag with the marble rye, check out some of your favorite "Seinfeld" characters who have passed on to a better place. We imagine that place has "Seinfeld" streaming free everywhere you go, with no commercial interruptions.

Uncle Leo (Len Lesser) 1922-2011
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"Jerry, hello!" The arm-grabbing, Jeffrey-loving, heavy-on-the-greetings Uncle Leo was one of the staple elder cast members from the get-go. Lesser held more than 500 credits across six decades of performing, including 1962's "Birdman of Alcatraz" and TV roles on "Alfred Hitchcock Presents," "Mad About You," "Everybody Loves Raymond" and "Boy Meets World." He died in 2011 from pneumonia related to cancer at the age of 88. He appeared in 15 episodes and kept his catchphrase written on his hands: That's "Jerry" on his right, "Hello" on his left.

Morty Seinfeld (Barney Martin) 1923-2005
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His jacket reads back to 1955 as Jackie Gleason's stand-in for "The Honeymooners," but Barney Martin was best known to you kids as the stereotypical father of Jerry Seinfeld and business partner of the beltless trench coat with Cosmo Kramer. Martin didn't have the role originally like Jerry's mother (Liz Sheridan), but he did appear in Mel Brooks' 1967 classic, "The Producers," as well as the amazing role of Ranger Roy on "Full House." Barney Martin died in 2005 of lung cancer at age 82.

Jack Klompus (Sandy Baron) 1936-2001
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Morty Seinfeld's arch-nemesis at the fabulous Del Boca Vista was none other than Jack Klompus. He was the nosey, astronaut pen-toting, envious neighbor. Sandy Baron, a stage, TV and film comedian, played the role of Jack Klompus only days after coming out of a coma, one of his last appearances - "The Money" - on the show in 1997. He made his Broadway debut in "Tchin-Tchin" in 1962 and worked all the way up to 1998 before his death in 2001. Baron suffered from emphysema and died at 64. Amazingly, he was only just over 60 when he last appeared on "Seinfeld."

Mrs. Choate (Frances Bay) 1919-2011
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The lovable mother from "Happy Gilmore" was - to Jerry, at least - the "old bag" with the last marble rye. She appeared in the 1996 episode, taking George's much-needed marble rye from Jerry at the local bakery, the last marble rye, in fact. She returned for vengeance in the 1998 finale to tell her tragic story as though she were Rose, the surviving member of The Titanic. Sweet, little Frances Bay passed away in 2011 from complications with pneumonia at age 92.

Sid Fields (Bill Erwin) 1914-2010
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William Erwin was a film, TV and stage actor, as well as self-taught cartoonist, with more than 250 credits, but we'll always remember him as Sid Fields, better known as the racist old man with poor eye sight, but an impressive record collection on the "Seinfeld" episode "The Old Man." He received an Emmy nomination for his small, but memorable, outstanding guest role. Erwin also held spots in classic John Hughes comedies - "Dennis the Menace," "Trains, Planes and Automobiles" - as well as "I Love Lucy" and "Star Trek: The Next Generation." He died in late 2010 of natural causes at the age of 96.

Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) 1913-1998
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The tough-talking, weight-lifting Mandelbaum ended up meeting his end in real life, but luckily it didn't involve a TV set or barbells. Father of Beau and Jeff Bridges, Lloyd played a hilarious role in "Seinfeld," along with a Broadway debut in 1939's "Orthello" and a classic role opposite Charlie Sheen in the satire comedy "Hot Shots! Part Deux." He died of natural causes in 1998, just two months before "Seinfeld" ended, at the age of 85. "You think you're better than me? It's go time. Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!"

Mr. Kruger (Daniel von Bargen) 1950-2015
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The late arrival to "Seinfeld" was the devil-may-care, Festivus-loving boss of George Costanza, Mr. Kruger. Between his impressive full rotations in an office chair and giving George the nickname, Coco the Monkey, Kruger was one of our easy favorites. He attempted suicide by shooting himself in the temple in 2012 after a struggle with diabetes and eventual leg amputation. He passed away in March of 2015. K-UGER!

Mr. Pitt (Ian Abercrombie) 1934-2012
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Elaine's boss in season six was the Snickers-cutting, sock specific English hypochondriac, Mr. Pitt, a child wrapped in an old man's body. Abercrombie played the role, as well as the role of the butler in "Birds of Prey" and "The Lost World: Jurassic Park," to perfection. He died in Los Angeles at the age of 77 from kidney failure and lymphoma in 2012.

Hairdresser (Taylor Negron) 1957-2015
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A recently deceased "Seinfeld" character is Elaine's overly enthusiastic hairdresser from "The Smelly Car," played by the talented Taylor Negron. He was a comedian, actor, playwright and painter. He starred in films such as "Fast Times at Ridgemont High" and "Angels in the Outfield." He displayed his paintings in solo exhibitions at the Los Angeles Laemmle Royal Theater. In 2008, he wrote "The Unbearable Lightness of Being Taylor Negron - A Fusion of Story and Song." Negron was a bit of a Renaissance man who died at 57 after a lengthy battle with cancer in January of 2015.

Cushman (Paul Gleason) 1939-2006
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Gleason had a small but memorable role in "The Opposite," the episode where George goes against his very being to land a job with the New York Yankees. Gleason played the manager that hired him. Some of his memorable roles include the original "Die Hard," "Trading Places" and "The Breakfast Club." He was a man of '80s classics and continued strong until he died at age 67 from a form of lung cancer in 2006. He was also in "Ewoks: The Battle for Endor," a staple TV movie of my childhood.

The Original Frank Costanza (John Randolph) 1915-2004
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George's dad in the first seasons before they cast Jerry Stiller as Frank Constanza was none other than John Randolph. He was part of the original production of "The Sound of Music," which dates back to 1959. You'll also remember him as Clark Griswold's father in the holiday classic, "National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation." He died of natural causes at the age of 88.

Alton Benes (Lawrence Tierney) 1919-2002
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Elaine's novelist father, Alton Benes, appeared in an early episode, "The Jacket," in 1991, which was his first and only episode. Supposedly he was as scary off set as he was on, then allegedly stole a butcher knife from set, which nobody approached him about, you know, because he's so freaking scary. Being typecast as a mobster and overall tough guy - he played Jesse James, also John Dillinger in the 1945 "Dillinger" - Tierney played the role remarkably the same on "Seinfeld" as a hard ass Hemingway-esque, whiskey-loving writer who despises men with flamboyant linings in their coats. Tierney died in 2002 of pneumonia at age 82.

Mr. Hoyt (James Rebhorn) 1948-2014
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Someone had to put those sons of bitches behind bars, and who better than James Reborn as the lawyer in part two of the series finale of "Seinfeld." His 16 years worth of experience on "Law & Order" made him more than qualified. Rebhorn died last year from melanoma at the age of 65. His last credit was as Frank Mathison, Carrie's (Claire Danes) father, in the first three seasons of "Homeland."

Howie (John Pinette) 1964-2014
Seinfeld, Deceased Characters On Seinfeld
In addition to being the fat guy the gang made fun of in the finale while he was getting mugged - you recall the Good Samaritan law - Pinette was also a Broadway performer and stand-up comedian. He passed away last year in his hotel room in Pittsburgh from natural causes at the age of 50. He was said to have struggled with liver and heart disease.

 

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Dumb Dad Attempts To Score Goal But Almost Kills His Kid Instead

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The majority of grown men believe they are athletes, and because of that, believe they can do what real athletes on TV do. That was the case with the man below, who attempted to kick a ball between his two children on swings.


Stick to yelling at the television, dad.

 

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U.S. Marshals Employee Photographed Having Sex On Courthouse Roof

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Something about working for the US Marshals Service must have gotten one of its employees super turned on, because he ended up on the courthouse roof having a little fun with a friend.

News, US Marshal Has Sex On Roof
The US Marshals Service has revealed that one of its employees was caught having sex on the roof of a courthouse, because where the hell else would you have sex? Inside the courthouse? No, they aren't animals.

A resident of a nearby apartment actually photographed the marshal and his lover getting hot on the roof, sent it to WHTM-TV in Harrisburg, and the authorities were alerted for fear of a security breach. No breach here, folks. Just a man who wanted to bone.

The US Marshals Service confirmed the involvement of one of their employees, and the employee is currently under investigation.

It seems the photos show a couple having sex on the roof of the Ronald Reagan Federal Courthouse. I wonder if Reagan is the first former president to have a couple have sex on him? Nah, Bill Clinton probably had that happen a few times.

Here's the full report:


Via NY Post

 

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Here Is The Best Way To Prank A Student Who Falls Asleep In Class

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It's common for teachers to mess with students who fall asleep in class to teach them a lesson, but sometimes it's best to let the students handle the pranking on their own.

student sleeping prank, best way to prank a student who fell asleep
student sleeping prank, best way to prank a student who fell asleep
student sleeping prank, best way to prank a student who fell asleep
student sleeping prank, best way to prank a student who fell asleep
And if you're curious how the prank went, the prankster claims "it worked and he cried." Success!

via Tumblr

 

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Arkansas Woman Stabs Boyfriend Over Grilled Cheese Sandwich

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And there wasn't even bacon on it.

According to KAIT 8, a Jonesboro man trying to cook himself a grilled cheese sandwich early Tuesday morning was instead admitted to a local hospital after his pregnant girlfriend stabbed him.

Woman stabs boyfriend over grilled cheese sandwich
Police said Shavonne Walker became angry with her boyfriend for an unknown reason and violently removed his sandwich from the pan while yelling, "Bitch, you ain't eating anything tonight." She grabbed a knife and tried to stab him, but he was nimble enough to escape any harm.

Well, temporarily that is, because Walker then grabbed scissors, yelled, "Bitch, you gone die tonight," and stabbed him so deep that it hit one of the bones near his waist. She was arrested and charged with domestic battery.

The man is expected to make a full recovery, but it sounds like the same can't be said for what should have been a tasty midnight snack.

It looks like if you're not stabbing someone over a grilled cheese sandwich, you're having sex with them: Survey Says People Who Eat Grilled Cheese Have More Sex

 

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Pornhub Has Created a Twerking Butt Sex Toy

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It looks like science has finally caught up to Nicki Minaj.

According to Uproxx, the geniuses at Pornhub have created the "Twerking Butt," a sex toy featuring cyberskin technology that is basically a sexy ass that twerks.

In all honesty, it doesn't get any creepier than the one bro inside a tent who thinks it's going to be lonely on the road until his buddy basically spits in his hand and gives the Twerking Butt a little how-do-you-do.

But if the Twerking Butt is your cup of tea, you can get the "deluxe" ass delivered to your grandma's house for $799. Of course, you could also get the "classic" butt for just $499, but it's not going to twerk, and really, that's the whole point behind the Twerking Butt.

In the meantime, the rest of us will just search for the real thing on Tinder.

We're sure this end game is possible, but it's definitely not the desired result: Russian Woman Twerks So Hard She...Well...Messes Up Her Pants

 

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