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Caught on Camera: Police Chase Naked Man Down I-71 In Cincinnati

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Caught on Camera: Police Chase Naked Man Down I-71
Sometimes you just don't have time to put clothes on. Which is exactly what happened to the guy above. There is absolutely no commentary, not even from the person filming it. That is what makes this video so hilarious. Just a random naked man being chased by a cop. The true joy kicks in around the :14 second mark. Look how majestic he looks sprinting down the highway.

 

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Louisiana Man Arrested Three Times Last Week For Masturbating Outside His House

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It looks like we now know where Greg Guerin's Internet connection works best.

According to The Times-Picayune, the 52-year-old Metairie man was recently arrested three times over the span of one week for masturbating in the driveway outside his house.

Yup, this guy owns a house:

Louisiana man arrested for masturbating outside his house three times in one week
Deputies from the Jefferson Parish Sheriff's Office arrested Gregory Guerin Saturday afternoon after receiving a complaint from one of his neighbors that he was punching his clown in front of his house. And it was just in the nick of time too, as it completed the "week 'o masturbation" hat trick for Guerin.

Seven days earlier, somebody called 911 after they saw Guerin jerking it in his driveway. And it wasn't like the witness had to go out of his or her way to get a full view of happy time, as Guerin reportedly "took a seat in a chair in the driveway and began masturbating in full view of the public."

Then on Wednesday, a neighbor spotted Guerin cranking one out under his carport. And just like his prior incident, he made no attempt to conceal his efforts.

Geez. Just think: Odds are this guy is somebody's uncle.

Hey, at least he wasn't jerking off a horse: Oregon Man Busted Playing With Himself While Masturbating A Horse At The Same Time

 

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13 Unexpected Things That Happen When You Turn 30

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Aging sucks, but the alternative is death, so I guess we just have to deal with it. When you're a kid you can't wait to grow up and make your own decisions, but once your 20s start coming to a close you start praying for time to stop so you don't turn to dust like an increasingly tired vampire in sunlight. Here are 13 things all of you in your 20s can look forward to when you turn 30. Good luck!

1. You don't want to be out past 9pm.

Staying out all night long sounds more like a threat than an invitation for a good time. If you don't get a solid 8 hours then your body is going to crumble like a poorly constructed game of Jenga the next morning.

2. You're more excited about shots of B12 than shots of alcohol.
That B12 is going to make you feel healthy for a month. That Patron is going to cause your head to feel like it's in a microwave oven for two days.

3. All of your favorite childhood shows are now considered classics.

Before you know it, the shows you remember watching live and the bands you saw when they first started touring start showing up on classic stations and younger people don't even know who they are. Seriously, "Full House" is considered classic television now. "FULL HOUSE!"

4. Speaking of which, your taste in television programming becomes more questionable.
You start to have an uncontrollable urge to watch "Law & Order," "CSI," "Dateline," and any other crime-solving show. Before you know it your DVR is full of "American Pickers," "Pawn Stars," and the local news, completing your total transformation out of the 18-29 target demographic.

5. You can no longer eat anything and everything.

Remember how you could eat whatever you wanted at any time of day and it wouldn't affect your weight at all? Hahaha that's gone forever. Now if you eat a Quarter Pounder, you gain two pounds, which, mathematically makes no sense whatsoever, but is somehow your life now.

6. Your body makes horrible noises.
Your body starts clicking and popping in places that you didn't know you could click and pop. Sometimes it's so loud you get a little scared that something may have popped out of place or that a bone just fell off. You're like dilapidated Skeletor.

7. Bars are way too loud.

The first thing you look at on a restaurant or bar's Yelp review is the noise level. Nothing is worth standing in a crowded bar screaming at each other for three hours anymore. If it's loud, you're probably already out the door.

8. You don't understand *shakes fist* those crazy kids!

Teenage trends become completely baffling. You never thought you'd become the equivalent of an old man yelling on his lawn, but what passes as popular music and entertainment will send you on an angry rant about "real music" and before you know it you'll start mumbling the dreaded, "back in my day" phrase.


9. The day after exercising is brutal.

When you were young you could participate in a marathon and then get up the next morning ready to go all over again. Once your 30s hit, you'll find yourself getting sore from things like bending over to tie your shoes too quickly or thinking about walking up multiple flights of stairs.


10. Actually, so is simply trying to stand up.

Every time you get out of a chair, or even the seated position, you'll start making that, "Arrrrghhhhurgghhh" sound your dad used to always make. You won't even realize you're doing it and it happens even if you aren't struggling to stand. It's like the war cry of the aging.

11. Doing nothing is the greatest.

Having no plans on the weekend went from being a social nightmare to the most exciting and satisfying thing that could possibly happen.

12. Hair grows in places you don't want it.

These random hairs start growing in places where hair normally does not grow. Like, why is there a three-inch hair coming out of your shoulder???

13. You can't stand 22-year-old you.
Despite all the things that seem like problems, you start to realize that you were pretty much an idiot in your 20s and the things that seemed like such a big deal really don't matter at all. Plus you've started quoting your parents, which brings things full circle as you have now officially become your mom or dad.

 

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Study Says Guys Will Have Bigger And Better Orgasms With Different Girls

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Looks like that's checkmate, marriage.

According to BroBible, a recent study conducted by the crew at Evolutionary Psychological Science suggests that men who want to ejaculate a larger volume of more motile semen are going to have to do so with somebody other than their wife or girlfriend.

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Researchers analyzed "ejaculates produced through masturbation with stimulation from sexually explicit films." When the male subjects blew their loads to the same woman six consecutive times, the team saw no change in "ejaculate parameters between the first and sixth exposures to that same female."

On the other hand, researchers found "ejaculate volume and total motile sperm count significantly increased when males were exposed to a novel female."

So, it sounds like single guys who are playing the game are going to be just fine. But married guys or men who have been in a relationship with the same woman for an extended period of time might want to think about finding a side piece.

While you're having this uncomfortable conversation with your wife or girlfriend, you might as well bring this up too: Women Who Perform Oral Sex are Happier, Study Suggests

 

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Lindsey Pelas And Jordan Carver Bounce Around During Some Bumpy Off-Roading

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Lindsey Pelas and Jordan Carver probably needed extra seat belts when they hopped into a bumpy, off-roading vehicle that took them for a wild ride in nothing more than some string bikinis. With perfectly curated music and just the right about of bumpiness - thanks to 7-time Off Road Racing Championship Winner, B.J. Baldwin - Lindsey and Jordan, and their more notable body parts, are subject to some of gravity's greatest work to date. Enjoy this short 15 seconds of Instagram glory, then go back to whatever mundane activities you were occupying yourself with before we handed you this pants-altering driver's test.

For more Lindsey Pelas and Jordan Carver, click the links for some dandy photo galleries.

 

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Connecticut Man Arrested For Giving Wet Willy To Four-Year-Old Kid

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Most people refrain from giving wet willies to their own children much less to kids who are of no relation.

But not this creep.

According to WFSB, a 34-year-old Connecticut man was arrested in Shelton earlier this week when he stuck his finger in his mouth and then shoved it in some random four-year-old boy's ear while his horrified mother looked on.

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The boy and his mother were in the waiting room of a Center Street business when Michael Migani unleashed the "wet willy heard 'round Connecticut."

No word on what Migani expected onlookers' reactions would be, but he allegedly fled the scene in his car when the kid's mom and staff members took offense to his actions. Police caught up with him a short while later and charged him with second-degree breach of peace and reckless endangerment.

Hopefully, the boy's mother doesn't have high hopes of monetary compensation for Migani's a-hole move, as it looks like it's been quite some time since Migani had more than 12 bucks in his possession.

Here's another guy who has no shot at becoming this country's next president: Idiot Pokes Sleeping Anaconda With Stick

 

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Guy Caught Masturbating On The Beach Gives Cop The Worst Explanation

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At least the guy arrested three times for masturbating on his driveway kept it on his property; the guy below was not only caught playing with himself on a beach, but also gave the cop the worst explanation.

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Byron Christianoudis, 44, from Sarasota, Florida, was caught masturbating on a beach, but he came...prepared with the best reason as to why he was doing that when a cop confronted him.

"My girlfriend was out of town and I miss her," Christianoudis told the cop.

Hey, maybe the beach reminds him of her. Or maybe the rough texture of the sand between his legs reminds him of her skin.

According to Darin Ruth, the cop who caught him, Byron was "sitting in the sand near the sand dunes, rubbing his genital area (masturbating)." Ruth also adds that while Byron touched himself he appeared to be "watching an adult female and a minor female child walking down the water's edge."

Byron's explanation meant nothing as he was still arrested and charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, a misdemeanor, and is currently being held on $250 bond.

If you want to see how good Byron is with his hands check out this alleged video of him going crazy on his electric guitar. Apologies to those who actually wanted to see Byron go crazy on himself.


Via The Smoking Gun

 

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Retired Porn Star Lisa Ann Admits To Hooking Up With Golden State Warriors Player 'A Couple Times'

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These days, ex-porn star Lisa Ann spends her time hanging out with a guy who catches home run balls for a living, or hooking up with a Golden State Warriors player. At least according to her.

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During an interview with Mad Dog Sports Radio, Lisa Ann revealed that she not only cooked dinner for an unnamed Warriors player, but that player offered to be her "Master P" and introduce her to other guys in the league. What a gentleman.

"This is the most unique situation I've ever been in because this person pretty much said he wants be my Master P, you know Master Pimp but no exchange of money of course," Lisa said. "He wants to be my resource for anyone I want to meet. He's fine with sharing me with other people which is just amazing."

I'm glad she explained what a "Master P" was. Whew. And the most unique situation? You're a former porn star, Lisa. Come on now.

Also, that unnamed Warriors player may have gotten lucky a few times.

"I may or may not have had some sort of interactions with him a couple of times. You know when they're young they can go a couple times."

Maybe they just played a few pick-up basketball games?

Lisa doesn't reveal who that player was so he can't stitch "Master P" into the back of his jersey quite yet. I'm all ready to order mine.

Via Bro Bible

 

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30 More Sexy Pics Of Hot Girls In Yoga Pants

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Don't Knock These 18 Things Until You've Tried 'Em

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They say you hate what you fear. And what people fear the most is the unknown.

A wise person always tries something new every day. A dumb person refuses to jump in headfirst into new experiences for the sake of never changing or conformity. These are a few things that I've discovered to be completely legit, and I'm sure many of you out there might agree.

Sleeping naked
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Once you go bare, you never go back. It is freeing in every way. It's also proven to be good for your health. If you have the means, I'd highly recommend it.

Beers in a bathtub
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It's almost as therapeutic as hot stone massages. If you're ever stressed, please, soak in some suds and drink in some suds. I'm actually writing this article in the bathtub on my third Guinness. I plan to stay here all day.

Peeing sitting down
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I tried this when I was 12, and I've been doing it ever since. My friends don't get it. My ex-girlfriend didn't get it. But hey, screw them. I'm a big boy, and I have bad aim anyway.

Pabst Blue Ribbon
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They say only rednecks and hipsters drink Pabst. And it's true, they make up the vast majority of cases. However, the uniqueness of such a flavor available at such a cheap price is unparalleled ($7.99 a 12-pack). I will be switching from Guinness to Pabst in a bit.

Going to the movies by yourself
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Who needs friends anyway? Logically speaking, you can pay 100 percent of your attention and be unburdened by conversation and make the $10 count.

Saying "Hail Satan" right before you hang up on a telemarketer
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Hearing them say "What?" right before you hang up is golden. I did this five years ago and I still wake up in the middle of the night laughing.

Butt stuff
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Sodomy is frowned upon in certain segments of society, and even illegal in some countries. But as they say, one man's trash is another man's treasure. And butthole pleasure is a treasure indeed.

Drinking in a movie theater
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What you do: Get a girl with a purse. Pack in six beers (or nine if you can fit it). Prepare to be blown away by the experience. However, one needs to be extra cautious once you get inside. Once I kicked over a bottle and it rolled down the entire theater floor. I whistled to myself and no one noticed. Win.

French fries and mayonnaise
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The Europeans have it right. I know it's almost taboo to even think about dipping anything in mayonnaise, but a little potato-on-mayo action is a glorious combination that will have you believing in Jesus in no time.

Idaho
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We published an article in May claiming that there were no attractions in Idaho. We were lying. The state's unofficial slogan is "Welcome to Idaho - Now Go Home!" Sneaky bastards. They like to keep it a big secret, and for good reason.

It is a land of intense beauty. You can enjoy true sanctuary if you hate people - it's one of the least densely populated states in America - and shoot guns without hopping through bureaucratic hoops to do so. I completely understand why Idahoans want no one to know about it - I wouldn't want hippies from Oregon flooding into my state either.

Wiping from back to front
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The Internet is rife with debates about the best way to wipe. To me, there is no contest. God gave us a space between our legs on the pot for a reason. It's quicker and more convenient.

Shopping in thrift stores
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It's one of the few things Macklemore got right. If you spend $80 for a pair of jeans at Macy's, you're wasting your money. There is no shame in buying a new wardrobe for under $50. That is, unless you like being poor.

"South Park"
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I can't even count how many poor, ignorant souls (and ex-friends of mine) have denounced "South Park" as immature potty humor. It is, but over the past decade it's evolved into one of the smartest television shows out there. There's a reason why Matt and Trey won nine Tony Awards for "The Book of Mormon."

Indian food
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It may give you explosive diarrhea, but it's worth it.

Weed
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Dear government, the majority of Americans support its legalization. Do the right thing.

Mel Gibson's directing/writing work
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"Braveheart," "Apocalypto," "Get the Gringo." Sure, Mel isn't the most savvy at public relations, but boy does he know how to make a movie.

Peeing in public
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There are various tricks of the trade you can use to evade authorities and hide the creepiness. Once you've mastered this art, you will then be able to enjoy a day in the city without fear of pissing yourself or paying a quarter to empty your bladder.

Peeing on an anthill
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Nothing makes you feel more powerful.

 

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The Craziest Stunts Done By Real Actors

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Whenever you see amazing stunts in movies and think, "Wow that's amazing they just did that," more often than not, they - the actor, that is - actually didn't. They call these people "stunt doubles." However, there are a couple handfuls of badass actors who do some of their craziest stunts themselves. Check out 10 of our favorite insane stunts done by real actors. But before we begin, we have to say it: Don't try this at home, kids.

Tom Cruise, "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation"
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The most recently raved about crazy stunt by a real actor is Tom Cruise's airplane hanger scene in the latest big blockbuster sequel, "Mission: Impossible - Rogue Nation." The highly anticipated summer film just hit theaters, and if you're online now, you can catch the behind-the-scenes footage of Cruise - he transcends age - taking off with the plane and nearly crapping himself. He does most of his stunts in other films, too, especially noteworthy are the other stunts from this franchise."Rogue Nation" also features car and motorcycle stunts by Cruise.

Angelina Jolie, "Salt"
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Though she was impressively flung in the air while filming "Maleficent," biggest props go to Angelina Jolie for jumping from an overpass onto a passing semi while shooting the 2010 film, "Salt." She cut her nose up pretty badly, but luckily she was still hot as ever after the high-speed stunt.

Jason Statham, "Expendables 3"
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The English actor/martial artist actually drove a truck off road and into the water, though it was not planned, while filming "Expendables 3." Though most people wouldn't fair well in such a situation, Statham swam to the top of the sinking truck in the near fatal accident, all while at the age of 46.

Zoë Bell, "Death Proof"
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A stuntwoman for more than 15 years, Zoë Bell got her turn to act in "Death Proof" after showing Tarantino her crazy, fearless side while filming his "Kill Bill" movies as Uma Thurman's stunt double. Bell's car scene in "Death Proof," where she rode on the hood of a speeding car, made her question her own sanity, and after coming to the conclusion that she'd lost her mind, she did the stunt anyhow.

Harrison Ford, "Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark"
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He may crash helicopters in real life and live to see the next day, but Harrison Ford isn't afraid of movie stunts either. One of his most popular stunts is from the 1981 Steven Spielberg classic, "Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark" in which he, not one of his stunt doubles, outran the giant rolling 22-foot fiberglass boulder.

If there's anything anybody remembers about Indiana Jones, it's the scene where he outruns the boulder. Thing is, that scene was shot from five angles and had two takes for each, so he actually outran it 10 times, one of which he slipped. That slip was left in the film. And he's not afraid of snakes, but he had a stunt double do those scenes, and someone on set just happened to be bitten by one of the pythons.

Keanu Reeves, "Speed"
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The "Matrix" star, Keanu Reeves, jumped from a Jaguar convertible onto a moving bus on California's 105-freeway just outside of LAX airport while filming the 1994 detective thriller, "Speed." Between owning his own line of motorcycles and his recent badass flick, "John Wick," it's safe to say Reeves is a bit of a wild child when you consider this stunt. In the film, the bus was said to have a bomb that would explode if it went under 50 miles per hour. What an aptly named film!

Jackie Chan, "Armour of God"
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He's cast in a lot of his roles specifically because of his ability to do stunts, as well as kick serious ass. Though jumping through a glass window pane in "Police Story" is fairly awesome for an actor, it's in "Armour of God" that we realize Jackie is more actor than stuntman when he cracked his head on one of the first takes. Missing a tree branch after jumping from a castle wall, Chan cracked his skull, which nicked his brain, and had to go into surgery after bleeding out of both ears. As far as we know, that's still Jackie Chan out there.

Daniel Craig, "Casino Royale"
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The soon-to-be four-time James Bond, Daniel Craig, got into tremendous shape for his first Bond role in "Casino Royale," but before the cameras were rolling, he made it clear he wanted to go a little above the usual James Bond quota and up the ante with some serious stunts instead of just taking off his shirt and hooking up with any number of stunning Bond Girls. The crane jumping scene, which opens the film, featured a series of near-acrobatic jumps by Craig, which typically might involve stunt doubles. Guess we know why he's still our Bond.

Burt Reynolds, "Deliverance"
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So much of John Boorman's "Deliverance" involved canoeing that it became necessary for the actors to become acclimated to doing just that. The actors, instead of stuntmen, were required to practice canoeing until they were all fairly good at it. Burt Reynolds did a number of scenes canoeing out of a raging river, however, one of them caused him to crack his tailbone. Been there!

Arnold Schwarzenegger, "Commando"
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Being the incredibly large and unique hunk he is, Arnold has a tougher time finding a good stunt double than most actors. When he played Conan the Barbarian, he had to do a lot of his own stunt work for that very reason. In the 1985 action thriller, "Commando," he's best remembered for jumping off the plane's landing gear. The former California governor was injured a few times doing his stunts, but he just kept putting out the fires. We're referring to his film stunts, not his top-notch governing. His training from that film alone awarded him the equivalent of a second-degree black belt. What a badass. Now, go see him in one of his latest films, "Maggie," or the new "Terminator."

 

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Guy Takes Snapchat Selfie With Cop During DUI Test

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Sometimes cops like to mock car truck thieves, and sometimes a cop is just in the mood to take a selfie with a guy while giving him a DUI test. Just another day at the office, it seems.

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Not much is known of this story aside from the fact that a guy from Iowa City was able to somehow convince the cop who was administering his DUI to take a Snapchat selfie with him. The cop gladly smiles and gives the camera a thumbs up.

That cop might eventually hear it from his boss, but now he's gone viral and that's honestly the only thing that matters in life.

Check out a snippet of the police report below so you can read how laid back this cop seems. He's also okay with emojis. But who wouldn't be?

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Via Bro Bible

 

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A Man Thought It Would Be A Good Idea To Put A Fork Inside His Penis

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While we wish this story wasn't true, unfortunately it is.

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The X-ray above shows a 10-centimeter fork inside a 70-year-old's urethra. The man, from Canberra, Australia, showed up to Canberra Hospital's Emergency Department with that very embarrassing, but mostly super painful, problem.

This probably wasn't very shocking for doctors to see, as numerous accounts from doctors confirm that various objects have been pulled out of other patients' urethra and rectum before. Ready to know some of those objects? Lightbulbs, thumbtacks, telephone wires, animal bones, balloons and, of course, chewing gum.

Three Australian doctors from the hospital's Department of Urology wrote about the man above and how "detailed history taking revealed he had self-inserted a 10-cm steel dining fork into his urethra 12 hours prior, for autoerotic stimulation."

According to the doctors, the fork was successfully removed without a excision needed, and the man was able to go home. (Perhaps try a spork next time around?)

Since we are all disgusting, curious human beings, you can see a VERY GRAPHIC and VERY NSFW photo of the fork removal right here. (Go ahead. You know you're going to click. Of course now you have to look at it.)

Via Snopes

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

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10 Horrible Daily Conversations That You Will Never Be Able To Escape

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You know those people that you have nothing in common with and no real reason to communicate with, but they insist on talking with you at any given opportunity? Spoiler alert: They will never, ever go away for the rest of your life. Here are 10 absolutely horrible daily conversations that you will never be able to escape.

1. "Where are you from?"
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Has there ever been an answer to this question that evoked any sort of excitement whatsoever? At best, they're going to name an area you've visited and the two of you can both name a few restaurants in the city. But more than likely they're going to name a place and you'll say something like, "Oh my cousin lives there." Thus taking this painfully dull conversation to a whole new level of who gives a crap.

2. "Doing anything fun this weekend?"
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The best response to this is simply saying "no" then eating whatever is in your hand while maintaining direct eye contact the entire time. The alternative is to tell them about your niece's wedding you're attending and that you may or may not go to Lowe's to get a copy of your house keys made.

3. The Weather
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Nothing makes everyone around you want to ram their faces into a wall like Wile E. Coyote with cataracts like a riveting conversation about the weather. It was sunny yesterday, but today it's not so sunny! Tomorrow it may be cloudy! Next week? Who knows! It could be a different temperature than it was this time last year. Holy cow!

4. Details about your horoscope
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If you're someone that actively keeps up with your horoscope, please keep that insanity to yourself. There's nothing less riveting to your friends during dinner than to hear you ramble on about how your horoscope said you were going to experience a life change soon and, believe it or not, something in your life changed! It's crazy that 1 in 12 people also experienced this same phenomenon, considering that's how many people have the exact same horoscope. Wow!

5. Your birthdate
Funny, Conversations You're Can't Avoid
Have you ever mentioned your birthday in passing and someone responds with, "Oh wow your birthday is the nineteenth? Mine is the fifteenth! How crazy!" It's not crazy at all. We have nothing more to talk about with the addition of this information. It's even worse when you say your birthday and they'll respond with, "Oh wow my aunt's birthday is a week after that!" How is that relevant in any way whatsoever? Do I have to throw a joint party with your Aunt Brenda now?

6. A mundane story about someone you don't know
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Unless this story ends with your random friend becoming the Rocketeer and soaring into space, there's a good chance no one cares about this 10-minute tale involving a dozen people we don't know. We barely care about the stories of people we do know, let alone these awful strangers.

7. What do you do for fun?
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If you're on a first date and you ask someone what they do for fun, you might as well pull out your phone and start showing them pictures of your exes on Facebook. How do you possibly answer this question in a way that's not stupid? You can't, so don't ask it or you'll be stuck listening to someone list off activities. Hooray verbal lists!

8. When you ask how someone has been and they actually start telling you, in detail, how they've been
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Normal people will say "fine" and move on. Human monsters will begin listing off all of their minor physical ailments and the checklist of household chores they've completed over the last few days. It's the verbal equipment to biting down on aluminum foil while drinking orange juice immediately after brushing your teeth.

9. A recent customer service experience
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Everyone's mom loves telling detailed stories about a rude cashier she had an interaction with at CVS. It's never anything actually interesting, either. Usually they cashier rolled her eyes or couldn't get your mom's rewards card to scan, or some other riveting encounter. Then it ends with absolutely nothing happening and your mom swears she'll never shop there again. She'll be back two days later.

10. "You know who you look just like?"
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This is the ultimate conversation from hell. Usually you'll be in a group of people who all know each other and you're meeting them for the first time. One of them will announce that you look just like someone. Then they'll name a random friend who you don't know, and all the others in the group will wildly agree that you look like this unknown person. You don't know if it's an insult or a compliment so you'll just stand there smiling and nodding like an idiot while they take turns saying, "Hey look -- doesn't this guy look just like Rowdy Mike from 11th grade?"

 

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Big Boob Photoshop Fail Battle: Taylor Swift vs. Natalie Portman

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Taylor Swift and Natalie Portman are huge celebrities. And since the Internet will do anything to get you to click on links, they both pop up on a lot of those "related links" thumbnail images at the bottom every website you ever visit. But apparently Swift and Portman aren't enough on their own -- they need the most monstrous cleavage your brain can possibly handle to get you to click. And that's how we wind up with these two absolutely horrible Photoshop pics. So which one is less believable? In the name of science, we must answer this important question. Take a look at the two fake pics below and let us know what you think.

natalie portman big boobs, taylor swift big boobs

 

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These Text Conversations Reveal What It's Like For All Of Us In The Tampon Aisle

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Any guy who's ever been in a relationship with a human woman will eventually be sent off to buy tampons because that's what you do when you're in love or something. The text convos below pretty much show what it's like when we're in that terrifying world known as the tampon aisle.

Funny, Funny Tampon Text Convos, Tampon Aisle Texts

Funny, Funny Tampon Text Convos, Tampon Aisle Texts

Funny, Funny Tampon Text Convos, Tampon Aisle Texts

Funny, Funny Tampon Text Convos, Tampon Aisle Texts

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