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Tennis Player Tells Opponent Mid-Match That Another Player Had Sex With His Girlfriend

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Tennis seems like it's hard enough when the only thing coming out of your opponent's mouth is an annoying grunt, but we imagine it's even more difficult when your opponent is constantly reminding you that somebody else is schtupping your girlfriend.

According to Bleacher Report, third-ranked Stan Wawrinka and unranked Nick Kyrgios had quite an eventful match at the Rogers Cup yesterday afternoon, as their first set went to a tiebreaker and an injury forced Wawrinka to retire before their third and final set came to a proper close.

Oh, and then there was the whole "a younger guy is banging your girlfriend" thing that was picked up by courtside microphones and wound up costing Kyrgios $10,000:


In case you didn't want to raise the volume on your computer because you're not interested in losing your job, that was Kyrgios telling Wawrinka, "[Thanasi] Kokkinakis banged your girlfriend -- sorry to tell you that, mate."

There were other reports that said Kyrgios continued his verbal attack by reminding Wawrinka that his girlfriend was "banging an 18-year-old."

Wawrinka took to Twitter following the match and said it was "so disappointing to see a fellow athlete and colleague be so disrespectful." Although, we assume it's not as disappointing as finding out your girlfriend is nailing somebody else.

Poor sportsmanship happens almost as often as Val Kilmer overeats: The Worst Cases of Poor Sportsmanship on All Levels

 

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Tiger Woods Cussed Himself Out At The PGA Championship Today (NSFW Language)

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At this point, it's hard to tell which has fallen faster: Tiger Woods' golf game or Iggy Azalea's career?

One guy who would probably choose Tiger Woods' golf game right now is Tiger himself, as his garbage play on the course continued today at the PGA Championship in Kohler, Wisconsin. And by the time he reached the 18th green, it finally became too unbearable, even for him:



We're not sure if it's going to make Tiger feel any better, but pretty much everybody else in America is thinking the same thing, buddy.

h/t Barstool Sports

This guy is struggling off the course almost as much as Tiger is on it: Check Out This Idiot Who Got His Head Stuck in a Trash Can During a Golf Outing

 

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A Guy Made His Buddy Believe He Hooked Up With His Sister

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Regardless of how old your sister is, you're always going to want to look after her and make sure that no disgusting guy ever gets close to her (which is pretty much every guy). So when a guy's sister had to stay overnight at his friend's house, they decided to mess with the guy's head a little bit.

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend
Ben Mars is the guy being pranked. He is also the guy who strongly considered murdering his friend, Rick Scott, after he believed he had hooked up with his sister, Gina.

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend

Guy Pranks Buddy By Pretending To Hook Up With Sister, Guy Pranks Friend
Via Bro Bible

More friends pranking each other because friends are forever: Friends Prank Sleeping Passenger By Stuffing His Mouth With Twizzlers

 

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Cara Delevingne Took Some Boob Pics With Taylor Swift's Phone And Taylor Shared Them With Everyone

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Is it just me, or is Taylor Swift friends with every young famous person? Or an enemy of.

Either way, she is definitely friends with Cara Delevingne, and apparently Cara likes to steal Taylor's phone occasionally and take silly photos. You know how girls are -- funny faces and boob pics and such.

ANYWAY, yesterday was Delevingne's birthday, so Taylor decided to get back at her by sharing the cheeky photos in Instagram with her millions of fans.

Happy birthday to cheeky, charming @Caradelevingne- who lights up my life..and regularly steals my phone & does this:

A photo posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


That's good stuff. And just to make sure that you truly believe the two are friends, here's another sexy little Instagram video of the ladies messing around with nunchucks. So silly!

"It's a little invention I made earlier..." Mother Chucker @Caradelevingne

A video posted by Taylor Swift (@taylorswift) on


And finally, here is a shot from Cara's Instagram account for no reason in particular. Happy belated birthday, Cara!

New @johnhardyjewelry shot by @sebastian_faena

A photo posted by Cara Delevingne (@caradelevingne) on



Speaking of Taylor Swift: Some Guy Re-Created A Bunch Of Taylor Swift Photos And They're Amazing

 

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'Would You Rather?' The Money Or Looks Episode

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Would You Rather? The Money or Looks Episode

This week on "Would You Rather?" we went back to basics and asked people to make a very tough decision. We asked them if they'd rather be rich but incredibly ugly, or poor but incredibly good-looking. I know what I would choose, how about you?

More: 'Would You Rather?' The Unsanitary Episode

 

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Celebrate National Rum Day This Weekend With These Perfect Selections

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In case you were not aware, this Sunday is National Rum Day. But there's no reason you can't get started celebrating tonight. Before you run out to get your rum on, we'd like to give you a few suggestions, selections and cocktail recipes for your enjoyment. Feel free to celebrate by trying one of these today or feel free to really celebrate by trying all of them.

Flor de Caña

The family-owned Flor de Caña is an award-winning Nicaraguan rum. Flor de Caña is aged naturally in American white oak bourbon barrels sealed with banana leaves - giving the rum a whisky finish with tropical flavor notes. Each bottle of Flor de Caña contains a unique blend of aged rums. Flor de Caña offers a diverse selection of core range rums, including Flor de Caña 4 White; Flor de Caña 4 Gold; Flor de Caña 5; Flor de Caña 7; Centenario 12; Centenario 18 and Centenario 25. Flor de Caña rums may be enjoyed neat, on the rocks or in a variety of balanced cocktails.

We had the opportunity to try the Flor de Caña Centenario 18 ($49.99) and the Centenario 25 ($144.99), which we enjoyed immensely. We served them neat and the 18 had notes of heavy oak, pineapple, coconut, and banana, while the 25 was very smooth at first with a pleasant bite after. There were hints of honey, coconuts, bananas, and more. We really enjoyed sipping them neat, but Flor de Caña is great in cocktails like a Manhattan or Mojito (see below), as well.


Cruzan Rum

If you're in the mood for something a bit more festive, track down a bottle of Cruzan Blueberry Lemonade Rum ($18.99) and prepare this delicious Caribbean Dream.

Cruzan Caribbean Dream
Ingredients:
1 1/2 part Cruzan Blueberry Lemonade Rum
1/2 part Fresh Lime Juice
1/2 part Cream
Cinnamon
Maraschino Cherries

Method: Combine all ingredients over ice in a cocktail shaker. Shake vigorously for 10 seconds and double strain into a shot glass. Garnish with freshly grated Cinnamon and a speared Maraschino Cherry.

 

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Today's Funny Photos

It Doesn't Get More Badass Than These Guys

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Sometimes you come across a man so badass that it is hard to even comprehend how one man can be such a badass. These men shouldn't be messed with. They shouldn't be crossed. You only wish you were like these men. Let's all take a look at the biggest badasses known to man.

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Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

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Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Funny, Guys Trying To Be A Badass, Badass Fail

Via Izismile

 

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The 19 Most Depressing and Pathetic Fridge Love Poems

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Life is often full of so much brightness and wonder that we forget how hilariously depressing it can be. Thanks to Depressing Fridge Poems on Tumblr, we have a whole bundle of refrigerator thoughts that are just as funny as they are sad. Read along and see if you don't laugh as much as you cry. They go great with a cup of coffee in the morning.

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

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Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

Funny Tumblr Poems, Hilarious Fridge Poems

 

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10 Reasons Every Gamer Needs To Buy 'Destiny' As Soon As Possible

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When I bought my PS4, I asked for some game recommendations and one of them was for a little game called Destiny. When I picked it up I figured it would be similar to Halo in the sense that the story would be fun to play through once or twice and after that I'd focus on multiplayer. The beautiful thing about Destiny is that it marries the two elements together beautifully and the result is an immersive experience for you and your friends. Here are 10 reasons why you need to go get Destiny right now.

There Are New Missions Literally Every Single Day
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
There are some games that are absolutely fantastic for a week, but once you finish the story, there isn't much left to do besides maybe go around and search for a few collectibles or complete the exact same game on a harder difficulty. Destiny does not have this problem. There are daily missions each with their own rewards as well as weekly missions that offer tons of rewards for completing. My friend, and Destiny squad member, put it best when he said there are games you can jump in for a few hours and kill some time, and then there's Destiny, which can take up as few or as many hours as you want. It seriously offers something for everyone.

Your Character Will Be With You For Ten Years
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
Few things are as frustrating as building up your perfect character in a game, only to lose it all and have to start over when the sequel comes out. Destiny has gone so far in the opposite direction of that, it's not even funny. They have a 10-year plan for the game that includes multiple sequels and downloadable content where your exact same character will cross over and stay with you for the entire life of the series. You'd better like that character you created because they're going to be with you a long time.

The Customization Is Insanely Detailed
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
Not only do you get to pick between playing as a warlock, titan, or hunter, you also get to choose a subclass where you can customize everything from the type of jumps you perform to your guardian's special powers. Beyond that you can customize your guardian's color scheme and armor, then once that's set, every weapon can be tweaked, rerolled, and upgraded to the point that almost everyone's guardian is different.

You Can Do Everything With Your Friends
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
There is a shocking low number of games on the market that allow you and your friends to do everything together. And the ones that do allow you to play together limit how far the experience goes. There isn't anything in Destiny that you can't do with your friends. Every mission, death match, and event can be done with the help of your pals and that alone makes it worth the price of purchase.

You Don't Have To Play PvP To Get A Compelling Experience
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
If a game offers multiplayer, it's usually just some form of player versus player. And if you're like me, and that isn't your thing, you're stuck doing the campaign mode and pretty much nothing else. There are weapons and rewards you can get through PvP, but they aren't required to get everything you need out of the game. Your guardian is just as respectable even if you've never stepped foot into a Crucible match.

If You Want PvP, Trials Of Osiris Is Amazing
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
Just because you don't have to do PvP doesn't mean you should avoid it. Destiny offers a challenge called the Trials of Osiris and it is one of the most rewarding gaming experiences to pull off with a group of friends. It's an intense 3-on-3 death match, and if you lose three matches, you'll lose access to the matches. You can read all about it here, but you really just need to experience it for yourself.

The Raids Are The Ultimate Challenges For You And Your Friends
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
Between Crota, The Vault of Glass, and the Prison of Elders, which technically isn't a raid, but we'll call it close enough, you and your friends will be pushed to your gaming limits and probably your friendship limits as well. When we run Crota we have one hunter as a sword bearer, a titan to pop a bubble as a distraction to the enemies, a warlock to create orbs, and three others to shoot rockets and bring down the beast. Oh, and by the way, your energy doesn't replenish during the fight and if one of you dies, you have a matter of seconds to brings things back to order or everything will explode and you'll all die. Don't even get me started on what you'll be doing when you take on Skolas in the Prison of Elders. It's completely insane.

The Updates Are Frequent And Useful
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
Remember back in the day if a game came out and it had a bug in it, you were just out of luck and now owned a game that didn't really work. Destiny listens to its players and keeps an eye on things to make sure everyone is getting the full experience. Guns that too weak get an upgrade, while missions that are less popular get tweaked and retooled. If there's something you don't like, don't worry because it'll probably be corrected soon.

The Taken King Is Going To Change Everything
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
If you've finished everything in Destiny, you may have found that there wasn't much use in playing through the regular missions again. That's why The Taken King is going to be so amazing. Not only are we going to get new weapons, missions, and raids, they're also reworking the entire game so the story is reworked and we can play through everything in a totally different way all over again. Even the method of upgrading your character will be different, so it's the perfect time for a novice or a longtime player to jump in now and start working on your guardian.

The Scenery Is Unbelievable
Destiny, The Taken King, PS4
I've been playing Destiny for months and the other day while finishing up a patrol on Venus I got a phone call and sat my controller down. The camera panned up to the sky and, for the first time, I realized how absolutely stunning the scenery is in Destiny. Seriously, if you haven't taken a few minutes to look up and appreciate the absurd amount of detail that went into designing these worlds, you're really missing out. Every planet has been thoroughly constructed and creates a perfect platform that's so good it'll never be the least bit distracting. It's a huge compliment for the scenery in a game to be so beautiful that you don't even notice it.

Check out the latest trailer of Destiny: The Taken King

 

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A Pigeon Was Caught Trying To Sneak Drugs Into A Costa Rican Prison

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When they aren't hanging in New York City leaving presents on our windshields, some pigeons are apparently being trained to fly drugs into prisons. Now one of them has been caught in the act.

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Prison guards at the La Reforma Penitentia, in San Jose, Costa Rica captured a pigeon that was sporting an adorable tiny fanny pack with an adorable amount of drugs: 14 grams of cocaine and 14 grams of marijuana. But look at his pouch. How can you be upset at it?

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Prison director Paul Bertozzi stated "They observed the bulge on the animal so they captured it and confirmed that it carried a bag with zipper - and the drugs were inside... It seems the dove was trained for it."

You do the crime, you do the time, and that sneaky, diseased ball of fun will be locked up for 40 days so that it doesn't head back to the person who sent it. Probably this lady.

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Via Metro

 

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Random Guy At Foo Fighters Concert Blows Everyone Away With His 'Tom Sawyer' Cover

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If you're going to do karaoke, you might as well do it in front of thousands of people at a Foo Fighters concert so you can later tell your buddies down the line, "Hey, remember that time I got to sing at a Foo Fighters concert?"


The very enthused fan is Brian, who was called up on stage during the concert that took place in Edmonton, Alberta. Foo Fighters lead singer Dave Grohl asked if anyone knew the words to Rush's "Tom Sawyer," anyone that can sing, that is.

Leave it to Brian to '"rush" to the stage and fulfill every grown man's rock and roll fantasy. Kudos, Brian. Now excuse me while I belt out "Livin' on a Prayer" for these four depressed people in this seedy bar with what may or may not be blood on the wall.

 

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Former Major Leaguer Says Players Should Sunbathe Their Testicles

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Funny. If a priest told you to do the same thing, he'd get in quite a bit of trouble.

According to Deadspin, former MLB outfielder/gym rat Gabe Kapler posted an article on his Kap Lifestyle blog this week in which he recommended that today's players take time out of their busy schedules to "get a nice tan on their nuts" because vitamin D from the sun taken in by a man's stones will lead to increased testosterone levels.

Gabe Kapler Says MLB Players Should Tan Their Nuts
In his post titled "Au Naturel," Kapler says that MLB players today aren't getting enough vitamin D from the sun because they are usually "covered in long pants, a shirt, a hat and slathered in sunscreen. So even when players take the field on a beautiful sunny day, they are still getting less vitamin D than they think.

Kapler's solution? You guessed it: Tan your nards because it will increase testosterone by 200 percent compared to just 120 percent when you tan your chest.

It is worth noting, however, that Kapler is relying on an observational study that was conducted in 1939, a time when many doctors also approved of smoking cigarettes:

smoking was good for you doctors used to say
These guys might want to keep their pants on: 25 Horribly Embarrassing Sun Burns That Ruined More Than Just Their Day

 

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Celebrities Who Allegedly Have Herpes

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There is nothing funny about genital herpes. In fact, according to the CDC, one in six people have crotch craters. It is a chronic illness that often gets passed through unprotected sex (and sometimes even during protected sex), most of the time with a partner, with no visible signs having it.

These brave celebrities have dealt with the indignity of boner blisters and snizz sores for quite some time now. And it is no laughing matter. Please learn from their stories like we have so that we can bring awareness to this unfortunate disease.

Paris Hilton
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
In 2004, news came out that Paris Hilton had the herp when someone discovered a Valtrex prescription in her storage locker. She hadn't paid the measly $208 rent (probably because she had yet to cash in on "1 Night in Paris" that came out the same year). Also discovered in her locker were Ambien and Oxycontin.

Michael Vick
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
A 2005 sex suit quickly made irrelevant due to later dog-choking revealed that Michael Vick passed on love lumps to unwitting partner Sonya Elliott. When he was confronted, Vick allegedly told her, "I've got something to tell you. I've got it." Further evidence came to light that he used the alias "Ron Mexico" to get his hands on medication to combat said sack nasties.

Lindsay Lohan
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
The "Herbie Fully Loaded" star was accused of being fully loaded with herpes by her ex-boyfriend and Gucci model in 2010. Lohan allegedly passed him the fiery red illness from her fiery red lady part after unprotected sex.

Billy Idol
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
Perhaps the least shocking on this list, Billy Idol did an interview with Rolling Stone in 2005 and said he came down with the kiss me deadlies back in the day. He was delightfully unapologetic about it and urged us all to "give it to each other and get on with it." God bless you, Billy.

Derek Jeter
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
Derek Jeter is famous for giving women herpes. He's also pretty good at baseball. Last year our friends at BroBible reported on Jeter's herpes tree, which portrays an impressive collection of ladies that have been exposed to his inflamed wooden bat. It has been rumored by basically millions of media sites that the retired Yankee spread it like the plague. Such females who got it from him include Jessica Alba, Scarlett Johansson and Vida Guerra.

David Hasselhoff
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
Public divorces are never pleasant. So David Hasselhoff learned in the process of breaking it off with his wife, Pamela Bach, who detailed that he would often get so drunk that he would piss and shit himself. Bach also said that the Hoff had the herp and didn't tell her, potentially exposing her to the gift that keeps on giving.

Britney Spears
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
Spears was documented by the sniffling cockroaches we lovingly call the paparazzi in Kentwood, Louisiana buying Zovirax. Let's not kid ourselves and pretend we all don't know where she got it from

Dennis Rodman
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
A former Atlanta Hawks cheerleader accused Rodman of passing her a scorching case in 1995. She took it to trial. Rodman's lawyer stated that while a blood test from 1993 showed that he did have herpes, it wasn't in "active, transmittable form." Once again, let's not pretend we all don't know where he got it from.

Brad Pitt
Celebrities With Herpes, Sex
It's almost inevitable that celebrities like Brad Pitt, Colin Farrell and David Beckham contract the cock pox - which they got. It's basically karma for being blessed with the ability to bed any woman on Earth. So alas, it is alleged that Pitt had the disease as early as 1999.

It is also rumored that Angelina Jolie's herpes are such an evolved super strain that they ate Brad's and now he's clean.

 

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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them yourself. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.

More very funny tweets can be found right here.

 

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The Most Epic Post-It Notes Battle Of All Time Is Happening In Quebec

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Post-It notes aren't used for their intended use anymore because who writes anyway? So to make sure Post-It notes aren't lost forever, a battle has been occurring in Quebec that involves using all those different colored notes to design all different sort of recognizable and memorable video game characters.

One of the buildings says "Beenox" on it, which is a video game developer, so this makes sense and it's probably how they spend their nine to five. Nice gig.

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Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

Post It Note Battle, Quebec Post It Notes

"Hey, Carol. Can you put in an order for 500 more boxes of Post-It notes? Thanks, doll."

Via The Chive

 

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Is This Busty Gal The Best Or Worst Beer Chugger In The World?

Open Mic Host Destroys Annoying Heckler With Kick To The Stomach (NSFW Language)

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Whether you're a soldier on the ground or a hornet in my garage, being in the "raid zone" is never a good idea.

And if you're hosting an open mic in Vegas, "Rade Zone" is not a name you want to see on the signup list.

According to The Comic's Comic, a recent open mic at a coffeehouse on Fremont Street turned violent when a local comic* and heckler known as Rade Zone went too far with the host. Despite numerous warnings from the host to stay away from him and the stage, Zone decided he still wanted a piece.

He shouldn't have.


You have to think that the one audience member nailed it with, "Now that's funny," as by the looks of things, that really was probably the funniest thing to ever happen on that show.

*Rade Zone is not a comic. A hat made out of aluminum foil has never been and never will be funny, and it deserves no stage time, even at an open mic on Fremont Street.

Unlike Rade Zone, these guys and girls are actually funny: The Funniest Stand-Up Comedians From Each State (But They Had To Be Born There Or We Excluded Them)

 

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Probably The Fastest Taekwondo Knockout You Will Ever See

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Sure, this video was posted to YouTube last year, but once you see how quick the poor bastard in red gets roundhouse kicked into Fantasyland, you'll understand why we have to show it to you.

I mean, they say Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice, but even he would have one hell of time getting back up after this:


I don't blame that kid for trying to run away, even if he was doing it involuntarily, as there is no way I'd want to be within a six-mile radius of the other kid much less on the same Taekwondo mat after that.

h/t BroBible

This is the boxing equivalent to what you just saw: Probably The Most Brutal Boxing Knockout You Will Ever See

 

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Russian Couple Caught Having Sex On Train

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Are people not allowed to have sex indoors anymore? Did I miss something or is there a "Let's reignite the spark by doing it in public" trend occurring right now? Couples having sex on the beach, a busy street, a dressing room -- and now a train.



This afternoon delight took place in Moscow's metro line in Russia, and this couple obviously didn't care they were being watched according to the person who filmed it.

"When the train started to go, we noticed some strange movements from the girl who was sitting on her boyfriend," he said. "My friend and I were laughing and the guy who was having sex sent us a non-friendly sign with his fingers, but they carried on doing it anyway."

The woman is bouncing on the guy's lap because she's either having sex with him or attempting to give him a lap dance after she researched, "How to give a lap dance."

Via Daily Star

 

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