Vanessa Veasley is best known as an urban and glamour model. She was born in Philadelphia and is the daughter of world-renowned contemporary jazz bassist Gerald Veasley. When she first got into modeling, Vanessa was told she was too thick to be a fashion model, but she didn't let that stop her. Instead, she used her beautiful curves to move to the urban side of modeling, and has been celebrated for it ever since. Veasley has been a featured model in many music videos and has had photo shoots in several popular magazines, such as Lowrider Girls, Source, SHOW, KING and Hip-Hop Weekly. Currently, Vanessa Veasley is part of the SlickforceGirl series developed by photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni.

For more, check out SlickforceGirl Vanessa and follow Vanessa Veasley on Twitter.

Vanessa Veasley is best known as an urban and glamour model. She was born in Philadelphia and is the daughter of world-renowned contemporary jazz bassist Gerald Veasley. When she first got into modeling, Vanessa was told she was too thick to be a fashion model, but she didn't let that stop her. Instead, she used her beautiful curves to move to the urban side of modeling, and has been celebrated for it ever since. Veasley has been a featured model in many music videos and has had photo shoots in several popular magazines, such as Lowrider Girls, Source, SHOW, KING and Hip-Hop Weekly. Currently, Vanessa Veasley is part of the SlickforceGirl series developed by photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni.

For more, check out SlickforceGirl Vanessa and follow Vanessa Veasley on Twitter.

Vanessa Veasley is best known as an urban and glamour model. She was born in Philadelphia and is the daughter of world-renowned contemporary jazz bassist Gerald Veasley. When she first got into modeling, Vanessa was told she was too thick to be a fashion model, but she didn't let that stop her. Instead, she used her beautiful curves to move to the urban side of modeling, and has been celebrated for it ever since. Veasley has been a featured model in many music videos and has had photo shoots in several popular magazines, such as Lowrider Girls, Source, SHOW, KING and Hip-Hop Weekly. Currently, Vanessa Veasley is part of the SlickforceGirl series developed by photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni.

For more, check out SlickforceGirl Vanessa and follow Vanessa Veasley on Twitter.

Vanessa Veasley is best known as an urban and glamour model. She was born in Philadelphia and is the daughter of world-renowned contemporary jazz bassist Gerald Veasley. When she first got into modeling, Vanessa was told she was too thick to be a fashion model, but she didn't let that stop her. Instead, she used her beautiful curves to move to the urban side of modeling, and has been celebrated for it ever since. Veasley has been a featured model in many music videos and has had photo shoots in several popular magazines, such as Lowrider Girls, Source, SHOW, KING and Hip-Hop Weekly. Currently, Vanessa Veasley is part of the SlickforceGirl series developed by photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni.

For more, check out SlickforceGirl Vanessa and follow Vanessa Veasley on Twitter.

Vanessa Veasley is best known as an urban and glamour model. She was born in Philadelphia and is the daughter of world-renowned contemporary jazz bassist Gerald Veasley. When she first got into modeling, Vanessa was told she was too thick to be a fashion model, but she didn't let that stop her. Instead, she used her beautiful curves to move to the urban side of modeling, and has been celebrated for it ever since. Veasley has been a featured model in many music videos and has had photo shoots in several popular magazines, such as Lowrider Girls, Source, SHOW, KING and Hip-Hop Weekly. Currently, Vanessa Veasley is part of the SlickforceGirl series developed by photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni.

For more, check out SlickforceGirl Vanessa and follow Vanessa Veasley on Twitter.

Vanessa Veasley is best known as an urban and glamour model. She was born in Philadelphia and is the daughter of world-renowned contemporary jazz bassist Gerald Veasley. When she first got into modeling, Vanessa was told she was too thick to be a fashion model, but she didn't let that stop her. Instead, she used her beautiful curves to move to the urban side of modeling, and has been celebrated for it ever since. Veasley has been a featured model in many music videos and has had photo shoots in several popular magazines, such as Lowrider Girls, Source, SHOW, KING and Hip-Hop Weekly. Currently, Vanessa Veasley is part of the SlickforceGirl series developed by photographer and filmmaker Nick Saglimbeni.

For more, check out SlickforceGirl Vanessa and follow Vanessa Veasley on Twitter.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

You may not recognize Belgian beauty Jessica Van Der Steen at first glance, but that will surely be a one-time occurrence after viewing this gallery of her sexiest photos. The 28-year-old fashion model first graced the cover of Ché magazine at the age of 16, but is most notable for her appearances in Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Editions in both 2004 and 2005. She currently models for Victoria Secret, and if there is a God in the heavens, we will be seeing more and more of her in the future. In the meantime, rummage through this gallery of some of her best pics and just live in the moment. They will surely brighten up your day.

Damankova was born in 1990 in Minsk, Belarus.

She stands 5' 10" tall.

In 2006, Katsia Damankova entered and won the 25th annual Super Model of the World contest. There were participants from more than 39 countries in the contest.

She was just a 17-year-old high school senior when she won.

Katsia Damankova is a Victoria's Secret model who walked in the 2010 Fashion Show.

Her measurements are 34-24-35.

She reportedly met her husband on the Internet. We are pretty sure he is the luckiest online dater ever.

She would like to have three children, or a pair of twins one day.

THE MAERSK ALABAMA INCIDENT

Oddly-named Danish container ship MV (Motor Vessel) Maersk Alabama sailed the Mombasa-to-Djibouti route for ten peaceful years before the piratical assault that made it famous. Ironically, the crew had participated in a union-mandated anti-pirate training course just a day before Somalian pirates used a captured Chinese fishing boat to attack their vessel.

While the Maersk Alabama successfully swamped the inflatable skiff, the Somalis used to board the ship just by swinging its huge rudder from side to side, the crew had nothing to fend off the pirates other than Chief Engineer Mike Perry's knife. Incredibly, Perry and his knife managed to capture the pirate ringleader, but his good-faith negotiations with the pirates fell through and the Somalians escaped with the Maersk Alabama captain on one of the ships lifeboats.

Fortunately, the USS Bainbridge had been dispatched to the area (the Maersk Alabama being the first American-registered ship in a hundred years to have fallen prey to pirate assault) and soon tracked down the lifeboat, and elite SEAL sharpshooters picked off the few pirates guarding their hostage.

THE CANADIAN CAPER

Americans have talked a lot of crap about Canadians, but our syrup-loving funny-talking neighbors to the north have never ever done us wrong. Case in point: the infamous Iran hostage crisis of the early 80s, where six American diplomats were sheltered and eventually evacuated by Canadian diplomats despite enormous personal risk to the steadfast and courageous Canucks.

While the majority of America's Iranian diplomatic staff was impounded/kidnapped by Iran's nascent Revolutionary Council, a handful of the Great Satan's functionaries managed to sneak out of a consulate building and eventually found their way to the home of Canadian immigration officer Robert Sheardown, who greeted the desperate Yankees alongside Canadian ambassador Ken Taylor.

Taylor and his subordinates wrangled Canadian passports for the American team, while the CIA established a cover story for the operation that claimed that the pretend-Canadians were a location scout crew for a fictional film called "Argo," a nonexistent movie that the CIA went so far as to create fake posters for.

The American diplomats were soon evacuated to Frankfurt, and thirty years later the fake film "Argo" became the real film "Argo", a fictional and romanticized account of the Canadian Caper that screws up the boundary between real life and metafiction. At any rate, the next time you want to make fun of a Canuck for the way s/he pronounces "sorry," please remember the brave Canadians who went out of their way to help the USA during one of its darkest hours.

OPERATION NEPTUNE SPEAR

While many people offered different strategies as to how to effectively retaliate against the terrorist attack of 9/11, few objected to the idea of killing the hell out of Al Qaeda mastermind Osama bin Laden.

The search for OBL had long been considered stalled and/or pointless before the 2008 election of Barack Obama, who demanded a renewed search for the bearded bastard in June of 2009. Bin Laden was discovered to have been hiding comfortably within ostensible American ally Pakistan. A

After a concentrated intelligence effort, he was found to be puttering about in a Pakistani manor on the Afghan border. Navy SEALs, quietly stormed OBL's compound, blew out his evil brains, and dumped him in the ocean within a 12-hour period.

Conspiracy-minded commentators complain that they never actually got to see bin Laden's body, but more grounded observers object to the CIA's phony polio vaccinations-since OBL's death, independent medical workers from the World Health Organization have been murdered by local militants for their supposed complicity in the killing of bin Laden.

THE GRAN SASSO RAID / OPERATION EICHE

Hitler and the rest of the Nazi German establishment didn't have a lot of useful friends up to and during World War Two. One of the few significant allies of the Third Reich was the Italian Fascist government of Benito Mussolini, a political movement that predated the Nazis and had assumed command of a kinda-sorta-industrialized nation back when Adolf and his pals were still shooting up beer halls.

Say what you want about Adolf Hitler (and you can say everything you want about Adolf Hitler because he was an absolutely horrible human being) he remembered his old friends. In late 1943, when the Italian Fascist government was falling apart and Mussolini was arrested on the order of the Italian king, Hitler personally ordered his most elite commando units to yank Benny out of his comfy prison in Campo Imperatore.

Ace Nazi commando Otto Skorzeny was personally selected to lead a group of Luftwaffe glider troops, landing silently on the Gran Sasso massif and capturing the deposed Fascist dictator without firing a shot. After securing the area, Skorzeny airlifted Mussolini out in a scrawny Fieseler Storch liaison plane, the only German aircraft capable of taking off from the rough and unimproved surface of the plateau.

Although the overloaded "Stork" almost crashed due to the extra weight of burly Otto and pudgy Benito, it successfully delivered the Fascist leader to German-occupied Northern Italy, giving the Nazis a much-needed propaganda boost and shoring up Germany's southern front for years.

THE ENTEBBE RAID / OPERATION THUNDERBOLT

The diplomatic and strategic details surrounding the hijacking of an Air France jet out of Tel Aviv are too intricate to get into, but suffice it to say that the Palestinian Liberation Organization was pissed off at Israel enough to grab a planeload of Israeli and/or Jewish passengers and eventually lock them down at Uganda's Entebbe Airport.

The IDF's elite Sayeret Matkal commando unit was tasked with the safe extraction of the passengers, a mission it accomplished by flying three heavily loaded C-130 transports in under radar and surprising the combined Ugandan and PLO forces with a lightning-fast mobile assault.

The only friendly casualty was Sayeret Matkal's current commander Lieutenant Colonel Yonatan Netanyahu, a name you may be familiar with as his pudgy little brother subsequently decided to enter politics.

OPERATION JERICHO

Mission code names-particularly those of covert missions-aren't really supposed to have any relationship to the actual mission itself, to lessen the chances that enemy intelligence will work out the nature of the plan. Operation Jericho, an RAF raid that was all about causing walls to go tumbling down, violated this rule, but due to the unprecedented audacity of the mission German intelligence could never have guessed what the raid was actually about.

A number of French resistance fighters and spies were due to be executed by firing squad in the exercise yard of Amiens Prison and there was no way that British intelligence could delay or cancel the executions with their men on the ground.

The solution: send a force of de Havilland Mosquito long-range fighter-bombers howling across Europe at treetop level to blow a gigantic hole in the prison wall and smash the guards quarters. As crazy as it sounded, the plan was a success, and was even reported live by a BBC reporter riding along with the mission.

RESCUE OF BAT 21 BRAVO

The largest, longest, and most complicated rescue operation of the entire war in Vietnam, the recovery of Lieutenant Colonel Iceal Hambleton ended up revolutionizing the way the United States Air Force organized their rescue missions. It also made a lot of people in Strategic Air Command question the wisdom of allowing people with top-secret anti-aircraft missile information out on combat missions.

Hambleton was flying escort for a B-52 mission when his EB-66 Destroyer electronic warfare plane was shot down over the overrun South Vietnamese province of Quang Tri. The lieutenant colonel possessed secrets vital to American air defense and fighter tactics, and Soviet intelligence was determined to track him down.

The USAF attempted an airborne rescue operation that resulted in the loss of five aircraft and the death or capture of thirteen airmen. Realizing that American airplanes had no realistic hope of penetrating the North Vietnamese anti-aircraft defenses, the Air Force sent in Navy SEAL commando Lt. Thomas Norris along with a five-man Vietnamese frogman team to reach the downed officer.

Knowing that their radio communications could easily be intercepted, the ground forces guided Hambleton to safety with an improvised code language based on the lieutenant colonel's encyclopedic knowledge of golf courses-the direction "number one at Tucson National" (a hole running southeast for 408 yards) translated to "move southeast 400 yards." Despite a broken arm and severe dehydration, Hambleton finally made it to safety.

MRKONJIC GRAD INCIDENT

While it looks more like a bad Scrabble hand than anything else, Mrkonjic Grad is in fact a small town in Bosnia-Herzegovina where a Serbian anti-aircraft missile successfully shot down a USAF F-16C flown by Captain Scott O'Grady.

O'Grady immediately went into hiding from the unfriendly locals, surviving a number of close calls and living off the land, using the skills learned from the Air Force's Survival, Evasion, Resistance, and Escape (SERE) program. NATO aircraft had been picking up intermittent beeps from his survival radio, but it was only on the sixth day of his ordeal that O'Grady felt secure enough to speak into his radio.

Two Marine Sea Stallion helicopters supported by Harrier jets and Super Cobra gunships were in the air four hours later, tracing O'Grady's beacon to a yellow flare and securing the area. After only seven minutes the pilot was on board and the helicopters were on their way out, narrowly dodging two shoulder-launched surface-to-air missiles and a scattering of small-arms fire. The 2001 film Behind Enemy Lines was based heavily on O'Grady's experiences, although 20th Century Fox never bothered to ask his permission or advice on the film.

I bet Jerry really likes his job.

We need more Al Bundys in this world.

Just wear them both all the time.

Pineapple Express in real life.

Hey look, the Cat in the Hat grew up to be a douche.

Just Bruce Willis hanging out on set of Pulp Fiction and enjoying a Pepsi.

Dude totally looks like a very old lady.

So, Doc, it burns a little when I pee.

Everything is true about this.

Ahhh, winter love.

To each his own.

This comic makes me very happy.

"Fuck a duck" -  The guy who just laid that concrete.

Jeez, guys. Get a room.

Click here for more insane products from Japan.

Too hard.

I wonder if glory hole meant when this photo was taken the same thing is means today.

Actually, this is my favorite kind of party.

That's probably not the answer they were looking for. 

Baseball Card Vandals is our new favorite account on tumblr. Since all of those baseball cards you held onto growing up really aren't worth anything anymore, vandalizing them for pure amusement seems to be the best thing you can do at this point. Here are some of our personal favorites.

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She was born in 1989 in Placentia, California.

She stands 5' 7" tall.

In her spare time, Kelli likes Mexican food, bro-comedies and spending money.

On the side, she sometimes go-go dances and was once arrested and taken to jail "for something stupid."

Her past work includes appearances for Muscle Milk at the Sundance Film Festival and a pin-up poster for Transworld Motocross magazine.

When she is home, she likes to chill out and veg on the couch.

Her goals are to have a family, "have kids, the whole enchilada. I really want to be a history teacher."

She said the number one rule of Strikeforce is that the ring girls are not allowed to hook up with the fighters.

Wiener safety first.

The subtle difference between men and women.

Seriously puppies, kick it up to Black Label next time.

You kind of have to go "special" Fozzie every time.

Mandatory goes to the gym.

Nothing's going to keep this man from his marathon-finishing high-five. Not even that woman's face.

My cat's on the patch.

How can this guy afford a boat?

Click here for more funny Asian translation fails.

I have already applied for this job.

Sad...but completely true.

You'd think he could've cast a spell to get a decent shirt.

This is the definition of things going from bad to worse.

This looks like fun.

Why isn't this dessert in every restaurant?

Enough of this cat and mouse bullshit.