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The 10 Best End Credit Scenes Not From Superhero Movies

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Not everything has to tease "Thor 4: Return of Hulk 2."

Ever since Samuel L. Jackson showed up at the end of 2008's "Iron Man" to namedrop "The Avengers," the "end credit stinger" has become as important to the superhero movie genre as dead parents and gamma radiation. They introduce new characters, set up new movies, and have become something that fans not only expect, but demand. And yet there are a lot of movies that have indulged in a little extra curricular fun that have nothing to do with superheroes. Here are some of our favorites. (Click on movie title for link to video.)

"AIRPLANE!"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
At the start of the movie, our hero, Ted Striker, is working as a cabbie. He rushes to the airport to chase his estranged ex, leaving a passenger seated in the back. As the end credits fade out, we're treated to one final scene as the movie returns to discover that the guy in the back never left the cab during the events of the movie. But he's almost...almost...ready to give up.

"Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
Of course a movie like Ferris Bueller is going to indulge itself as much as it can. Not only does it have a scene that plays out during the credits (we see a beat-to-shit Principal Rooney hitching a ride on a school bus and eating warm Gummi Bears), it also comes back for one final kiss-off after the crew names have long gone...

"Slither"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
Before the superheroes commandeered it, the most common place to find an end credit stinger was the horror movie. It's the ideal way to thrown in one of those classic "It's over...or IS IT?" moments. The 2006 movie Slither has a great one, which we're including for two reasons: 1) cats and 2) if you haven't seen this tongue-in-cheek gorefest from Guardians of the Galaxy director James Gunn you need to correct that now.

"IDIOCRACY"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
Not even cryogenic freezing and a 3000 year time lapse will keep a pimp from his moneymaker. Mike Judge's untouchable comedy classic gives us an end credit scene where we learn that Rita's (Maya Rudolph) former "manager" Upgrayedd has also survived, and is back to give everyone a double-dose of his pimpin'.

"Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
A movie crammed to its breaking point with gags didn't let any opportunity slip by. At the end of the credits, in true biopic fashion, the movie shows "the actual Dewey Cox." But it's just John C. Reilly again, playing a slightly altered acoustic version of one of the gag songs from the movie.

"Lethal Weapon 3"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
The third outing for Riggs and Murtaugh starts off with an extended sequence where the two cops attempt to diffuse a bomb. Post-credits, we're treated to a little callback joke at the expense of the LAPD bomb squad.

"Crank"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
When your movie is as batshit as "Crank," you can pretty much get away with anything by the time you've gotten to the end credits. As a tribute to the video game-like adventures of Chev Chelios - a man who has to run, fight, fuck, and run some more in order to keep his adrenaline up or he'll die - the directors Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor added an classic side-scrolling video game tribute post-credits.

"The Fast and the Furious"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
Remember back in 2001 when we had no idea that this half-assed Point Break remake would become an unstoppable franchise that is already prepping an EIGHTH outing? The original F&F contained a little post-credit teaser, which took away any ambiguity that Vin Diesel's Dom would be returning, as we see him cruising through Baja, Mexico as his "I live my life a quarter mile at a time..." speech plays in V.O.

"PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: THE CURSE OF THE BLACK PEARL"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
This is perhaps the most comic book-like end credit scene of all the non-comic book movies, because it actually explains things that happen in the sequel and beyond. In this post-credit scene, we see Captain Barbossa's (Geoffrey Rush) pet monkey Jack stealing a piece of cursed Aztec gold and once again becoming one of the undead...which is kind of necessary for understanding the next movie.

"The Grey"
Entertainment, Movies, Best End Credit Scenes
The Liam Neeson survival epic ends with one of the greatest scenes in movie history: Neeson, with broken mini-bottles of liquor taped to hands like some kind of homeless Wolverine, squares off for a fist fight with a wolf. This movie is so manly one of the Blu-ray special features is motor oil and a steak sandwich. Now, one would assume this is going to be duel to the death as the movie cuts to black-but if you stay through the end credits, you get a maddening clip. You see the matted fur of a still-breathing wolf (although the breathing seems labored) and the back of Neeson's head lying against it. It almost looks like he's about to move when - CUT TO BLACK AGAIN. Is he dead or alive? Is the wolf dying, too? WHAT HAPPENED, MOVIE?

 

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Naomi Campbell Actually Frees Her Nipples On Instagram

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Women everywhere are gathering to support the free the nipple campaign, with the hashtag #FreeTheNipple in full motion now. And Naomi Campbell has decided to show her support for the cause by showing off her nipples on Instagram.

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The free the nipple campaign begun because of social media networks like Facebook and Instagram censoring female nipples, even pictures of women breastfeeding.

We support the free the nipple cause. We also support Naomi supporting it in whatever way she'd like to support it.

Since you are massively disappointed and came here for boobs, click here for the uncensored photo of Naomi Campbell topless.

And check out this clever way to free the nipple: A New Bikini Top Is Helping Women Free The Nipple In A New Way

 

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A New App Will Show You How Many People You've Actually Had Sex With

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Instead of looking aimlessly into nothing and trying to figure out how many people you've slept with, a new British pharmacy chain's app will do the work for you and determine the actual number of people you've hooked up with by adding up the number of people they've slept with and so on...and so on...

Since it's currently sexual health week in the UK, Lloyds Pharmacy has released a new handy sex calculator that will help you learn how many people you've indirectly had contact with. It's pretty simple: enter how many sexual partners you remember hooking up with (aim for a ballpark figure if you can't remember) according to age group and gender.

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That information is then calculated to show you your number of actual partners. The app does this process five more times, too. We've all had sex with Kevin Bacon, probably.

The actual purpose of this app is not to make you feel awful, but instead to raise awareness about sexually transmitted diseases and to remind you to get sexually tested.

"We've calculated your partners' partners, and their partners' partners, and so on - for just six degrees. It's shocking how quickly the numbers shoot up." "This calculator illustrates how exposed you can be to STIs, and how important safe sex is."

Not everyone feels this app is helpful, as Zhana Vrangalova, a sex researcher at NYU says "Given that most people will have multiple partners in their lives, I think this number is pointless. It might make for a cool gimmick, but in terms of health and prevention of STIs, it's completely useless."

Tell us how you really feel, Zhana.

While Zhana might be correct, it's still quite interesting to see how many people you've actually bedded. That's right, bedded.

News, Sex, New App Will Show You How Many People You've Slept With

Via Mic

Might as well enjoy yourself: Meet Mixxxer, The Sex App We All Knew Was Coming

 

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My Girlfriend Playing Ping Pong

New Jersey High School Football Player Rips Opponent's Helmet Off, Hits Him With It

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Football Player Hits Opponent With Helmet
Not exactly being a good sport.

Since when did high school football in New Jersey become so heated, so competitive that one football player had to go on and smash the other one in the head with his own helmet? Looks like that is exactly what happened this past weekend when two New Jersey high schools, Immaculata and Linden, met up on the field.

A Linden defensive lineman grabbed the helmet off an Immaculata player and smashed him in the head with it. The Immaculata player needed ten stitches, and shockingly, the childish Linden player was not even ejected from the game.

The Immaculata High School's athletic director, Thomas Gambino, said the injured player "...handled himself with restraint and maturity at the time, upholding Immaculata's expectations for sportsmanship. Once we reviewed the videotape, we felt it necessary to contact Linden officials, who in turn have been very cooperative and apologetic."

The local police is also looking into the incident.

Via NBC NY

It's just a game, folks: Rowdy NFL Football Fans Get Into Unnecessary Parking Lot Brawl

 

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Awkward 'Meeting The Parents' Encounters That Will Make You Cringe

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Meeting your significant other's parents will never not be awkward, but the majority of first meetings usually go OK, and as long as nobody pulls a gun on someone it can be a called a successful encounter. However, there are also first meetings like the ones below; the ones that are memorable for the wrong reasons.

Check out some of these disastrous meeting the parents encounters people revealed on Whisper.

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Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Funny, Awkward Meet The Parents Encounters, Whisper Awkward Meet The Parents Stories

Do you feel like a weight's been lifted? These Are The Most Messed Up Sibling Confessions

 

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British Man Took 35 Viagra Pills And Wound Up With A Five-Day Erection

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What is something you should only do before a day trip to Amsterdam, Alex?

According to Mirror, a 36-year-old plasterer from Withernsea ended up with quite the mold on himself after he recently popped 35 pills of Viagra "for a laugh."

British man takes 35 Viagra pills and gets five day erection
Daniel Medforth said he swallowed the boner pills during a drunken bender on a bank holiday, and the result was a five-day boner that eventually landed him in the hospital.

"I ended up feeling sick, dizzy and hallucinating - everything I saw was green," Medforth said. "And I had a massive erection that would not go away."

Medforth also said that once he figured out his "massive erection" was becoming a permanent fixture, he told his wife - who hopefully knew about it long before that (otherwise what's the point?) - and she called an ambulance.

Once he arrived at the hospital, Medforth said the doctors and medical staff were very professional but gave him quite the scolding.

"But you could see they were holding in their laughs," Medforth added.

After spending several days in the hospital, Medforth was able to finish his "recovery" at home, but he said that simply "brushing against something" was enough to trigger another erection. In that case, here's to hoping he skipped last week's family reunion.

Magnum, P.I. didn't need Viagra: Was Tom Selleck Constantly Hiding An Erection On 'Magnum, P.I.'?

 

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Scary As Hell Video is Another Reason Not To Take Selfies Again

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Everywhere you look it seems people are in the midst of taking a selfie. And if you don't see it you hear it when a group of eager teenager girls scream "selfie!" as they take a picture, prompting the biggest simultaneous eye roll ever from strangers nearby.

But you may want to stay away from selfies forever after watching the video below. It's just a woman innocently taking pictures, ready to post it to every single social media site ever made, when something catches her eye in the picture.



This short video clip was created by a bunch of friendly, sane folks that go by the name of F*** You Zombie.

This guy should just stay away from pictures, period: Florida Man Taking Selfies While Driving Jeep Crashes Jeep

 

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Pepa From Salt-N-Pepa Took A Nasty Tumble On Stage At 90s Fest

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Salt-N-Pepa -- Push It Real Good ... Go Down HARD!

Salt-N-Pepa might know how to push it real good, but they apparently can't jump for shit.

According to TMZ, the duo was performing at 90s Fest in Brooklyn Saturday night, and while "Sweet Child O' Mine" was "blaring" through the speakers - which even without the stage fail sounds like a travesty - Pepa tried jumping from one speaker to the next in front of the stage.

Hindsight is 20/20, but she should probably never try that again.

We've watched that clip at least a dozen times now, and it seems like she gets further and further away from making it every time. It's almost as if she took the leap of faith in "Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade" and didn't have enough faith.

The good news is that Pepa said she ended up with just a few bruises on her legs after her mishap, and that means you'll be able to see her and Salt sing "Push It" if 90s Fest comes to a city near you. Or you can just watch any show on television and wait for their Geico commercial to air.

Nobody falls off a stage like Kelsey Grammer, though: Ranking The 15 Greatest Celebrity Wipeouts Caught On Film

 

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Here's A Fun Mashup Of 100 Movie Dance Scenes

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Remember "Uptown Funk?" Remember how that song was playing every seven seconds during the summer? Remember when you were strongly considering murdering Bruno Mars? Well, I promise listening to the song this time around won't be so bad because now it's accompanied by 100 memorable movie dance scenes that make the video below one of the best mashup videos you'll see.


If you're having an off day this video should lift your spirits up. And maybe even lift you off that chair and onto the dance floor because sometimes it's OK for a man to move rhythmically to music, dad!

Try not to get this stuck in your head for days: 'Crocodile Crop' Is The Musical Mashup Of The Year

 

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Little Girl Can't Figure Out How The Hell To Eat Pizza

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Girl Can't Figure Out How to Pizza

I've seen some pretty scary stuff in my life, but someone not being able to eat pizza because they can't figure out how to take a bite is by far the scariest thing I've ever seen. Just think of all that little girl is missing out on. It's a tragedy really.

Some say she's still trying to figure it out.

Although, it's best she keep trying to eat pizza that way instead of eating it with a fork and knife like some people do. Those people are awful human beings.

Maybe these hacks will help: 7 Pizza Hacks That Will Change Your Life

 

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The Worst Case Of Head Lice Ever Will Make You Itch And Puke At The Same Time

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I am incredibly lucky to have never gotten head lice, because I don't even know what I would do if I got them besides scream and scratch my entire scalp off. But if I ever got a case of head lice like the guy below I would probably set my hair on fire. Fire solves everything.



This is what occurs when a case of lice goes untreated -- they become a part of you. They will literally throw parties in your hair. I would like to know how this guy isn't screaming every three seconds.
"That's a very extreme case. He will have them in his eyebrows and his eyelashes - they will be falling down. That person's scalp will be raw in places and infected. That will be running his system down like crazy. It's a major job to get that out. It's enough to make anyone feel itchy all over,"
says Dee Wright, founder of London-based Hairforce.

I'm scratching while writing this and have already convinced myself I have to shave my head.

Via Daily Mail

After the lice video this won't seem so bad: A Man Finally Had The 3-Month-Old Cyst On His Leg Popped And It's Disgusting

 

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Write All The Swear Words You Know On Your Speeding Ticket Because It's Totally Legal

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No one likes to get a speeding ticket or a parking ticket or any ticket that involves you having to pay the state for something because what the hell have they ever done for you? Don't worry, though, because now a judge has reminded us that we can write all the swear words on a speeding ticket that our parents taught us.

Three years ago, William Barboza was given a speeding ticket in Liberty, New York and he wasn't too happy about it. Because after pleading guilty, Barboza decided to write "Fuck your shitty town bitches" directly on the ticket before sending it off with his payment.

News, Living, Guy Writes Swear Words On Speeding Ticket

Unfortunately, Barboza's payment was rejected by Justice Brian P. Rourke, and he was arrested on a charge of aggravated assault.

Barboza wasn't going to let the man bring him or his love of swear words down as he took his charge to court and actually won. Federal Judge Cathy Seibel ruled that Barboza's arrest "violated his clearly established constitutional right to engage in and be free from arrests because of protected speech," and Barboza "suffered a deprivation of his First Amendment rights when he was arrested under color of law."

So now when you think of writing swear words on your ticket don't hesitate. Just do it. We have every right to let everyone know just how pissed off we are.

News, Living, Guy Writes Swear Words On Speeding Ticket
That's the spirit.

Via Esquire

Keep sticking it to the man: Texas College Girl Drives Around In Barbie Jeep After Her DWI Arrest

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Supermarket Mallards

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost...oh well, there's always next week!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for next week's contest right here.

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'My Roommate Is Weird' Is Probably An Understatement For These People

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Guy Arrested After Smelling Women's Feet At Florida University Library

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I guess he couldn't handle all those flip-flops in Florida.

Eddy Juan, a 52-year-old sex offender, was arrested after a campus-wide alert notified students and staff of a man spotted crawling under tables and smelling women's feet at Florida International University's Green library.

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Before Juan was apprehended, fliers were passed around campus with Juan's picture. In one picture he was spotted getting around in a motor scooter.

Juan was eventually spotted a few days after the alert, and tried to escape on his scooter before crashing. Juan was arrested with charges including a violation of sexual offender registration, fleeing and eluding, reckless driving, aggravated assault and resisting without violence.

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Juan had to register as a sexual offender in 1997 after he was convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior against a child under 16, so this is clearly a standup guy.

Plenty of feet for you to smell in prison, Eddy. Have at it.

Via Fox News

The guy above would probably love this woman: Maryland Woman Arrested After Putting Her Skin Shavings In Roommates' Milk

 

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