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Jogger Freaks Out In Public After Getting Bumped By A Stroller

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Angry Jogger Yells at Man with Stroller

Nothing beats a white guy accusing others of white privilege all while wearing jogging attire. That is exactly what happened in the video above when one angry jogger in Brooklyn flipped out on another jogger when he accidentally bumped into his legs with his stroller. The guy proceeded to lose his mind, but of course he was freaking out with a large security guard right between him and the other man.

Here are some memorable lines that should live on forever:

"I fight for a living."

"I fight babies like you, baby."

"The only reason white people like you are living here is because I settled this fucking neighborhood for you."

And of course, "White privilege! White fucking privilege!"

Keep accusing others of white privilege, white guy in jogging attire.

Sure are a lot of angry white people: Lady Freaks Out Over Kebabs, Receives Instant Comeuppance

 

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Boston Bro Loses His Mind When He Sees A 'Baby F---ing Whale' (NSFW Language)

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We're not sure who the "Coast God" is, but these bros from Boston gave it a call last week when they passed a "f---ing baby whale or something" that looked almost as gnarly as their accents.


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Despite watching that clip at least three dozen times, we're still not positive if that "f---ing thing" was a "floundah," a "tuner" or a sick baby whale, but whatever it was, it couldn't have been found by two more entertaining guys than these two bros. I mean, we're not sure what they do for a living, but it's safe to say it doesn't involve the church.

h/t Some Cards

Odds are that one bro's head would have exploded if he would have seen this: 'Pizza Rat' Drags An Entire Slice Down Some Stairs In New York

 

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Why It's Important For Everyone To Go Broke At Some Point

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Next to dying alone, going broke and having nothing is right up there with everyone's greatest fears. That, and pooping yourself on your wedding day in front of all your loved ones (what, like your bowels aren't a mess when it comes to heady life milestones like marriage?). But when it comes to things like losing all your money, it's not all bad. Life is a rolling canvas of peaks and valleys, the latter of which gives us more hard-learned lessons than getting everything we want ever will. It's important no matter who you are or where you come from to go broke at some point in your life, and this right here is why.

Priorities Become a Priority
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Most people think they know what happiness is. It's usually some sort of shiny object or trophy we hang in our windows or drive around in, but the reality is that short-lived affection is just that. Nothing ever makes us happy when it's always about bigger and better, and priorities quickly become masked in money hungry woes and crippling debt.

We like to think our houses are all in order, but our priorities often revolve so much around having and spending money. When you take money out of the picture, the frame tends to hang a little more level. When you're broke, you're forced to face some realities, allowing you to only afford certain things from your previously comfortable lifestyle. Will you choose misery with shiny trinkets, or will you find that happiness is priceless before you're old and as hairless as a Persian kitty?

Budgeting Becomes Necessity
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Most people with money are piss-poor managers of their own funds. That's why God invented marriage to have someone around to tell us when we've gone too far. It's not until a moment of crises - you lose a job, invest in the wrong stock or have triplets when you only planned for one - that we finally realign our priorities and construct a budget.

If you're not a big spender or the type to make wildly outrageous purchases - insert strange expensive fetish collection - you've probably never really budgeted since your mother gave you milk money, which you of course spent on fake tattoos from the quarter machines. Upon learning how to spend, you'll realize how much time and money you waste on small scale shit that doesn't matter (coupled with unnecessary anxiety and light depression soaked quietly in white wine as you cry on your bathtub floor with the shower head running).

You Become a Bullshit Detector
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When you renovate your priorities and build a budget for them, you quickly see the needless clutter in your life. Things like cable TV become superfluous and slowly fall by the wayside. The less bullshit you have in your life, the easier it becomes to spot it when it enters. It makes you feel greedy, dependent, sluggish and somewhat mad.

Taking those things away makes you feel lighter, less anxious and slowly less broke than you thought. It's like giving up soda for a year. Having even one after that makes your body feel gross. You'll get so used to having extra money lying around that it will be hard to go back to your slothful ways. Another prime example would be thinning your herd of friends. You find yourself with more time and space, just like setting priorities based on being low on funds allows you to see what really matters, who you really are and who you can live without.

Being Present Becomes Easy
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When you're dead broke, there's less money for playing hard and staying out late. The hangovers become fewer, the mornings become bearable and life seems a little less bleak. Going broke makes being present in your life a hell of a lot easier, giving you the clear headspace and clarity to have gratitude for what works. The alternative is to run around like a money-grubbing monger who has to make, make, make in order to spend, spend, spend. This leaves a person breathless, restless and frustrated even when things are going well. Don't be that guy; no one wants to be around that guy.

Happiness Becomes Natural
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When a smile is your face's default expression, you know you're living right. You may not need all these self-help sounding things to find happiness, but they never hurt if you're in a monotonous finance-unfriendly rut. It all seems so simple and obvious, yet very few of us take the time to analyze the way we live our frivolous lives. You can live day by day, but have a small idea of what the future should hold for you and set aside something for later. Living life to the fullest without being a spendy psycho - everything in moderation - keeps the dream alive for later. You don't have to buy a pony just because you bought the farm, but it's nice to know you can afford one down the road, because hey, who doesn't want a pony?

Money Becomes...
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Dollar signs shouldn't be the first thing on your mind, but it is for a lot of people. An obsession with money weakens relationships, builds distrust and leaves you feeling like dirt if you don't have more of it. You don't have to have a lot to be happy, but you should appreciate the security it provides down the road for situations like tending to your future sick or injured self, laying down some roots or paying off that pound of medical marijuana that keeps you all giddy.

The concept of is a system that forces a social status, class and competition if you allow it to. Let it be something that gives you space to do simple, nice things like investing in yourself, following passion projects or buying your girlfriend flowers instead of stealing them from her neighbor's lawn.

 

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16 Uber Horror Stories As Told By The Drivers

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If you've ever been in the transportation industry, you know you're bound to run into some unsavory characters and situations. Uber especially seems to attract the younger crowd, and as a result, the drunker crowd. These stories found on AskReddit give a glimpse into the crazy world that is Uber.

Passed Out?
I was driving a man home around 2:00 a.m. He was very drunk and fell asleep in the backseat. When we arrived at his house, he didn't wake up. I start saying "HEY! WE ARE HERE!" Nothing. I get out and go to the backseat and give him a little shake. Nothing. I start really shaking him. Nothing. Now I'm freaking out. I think he might have alcohol poisoning. So just as I am about to call 911 he shoots up, straight as a board, thanks for me a ride and calmly walks into his house. It was weird.

Douche
Guy and his friends got in a fight in a bar parking lot. Two of his friends were already in my car, while him and another were arguing with another party. My pax (passenger) clocks another man in the face, he falls to the ground and his cell phone falls near him. Pax picks up victim's cell phone, laughs, and walks away.

He gets in my car with his accomplice, tells me to start driving. I drive.

He spends the entire ride asking me how fucking cool it looked from my perspective, and recounted how awesome it felt to punch someone in the face.

At the end of the ride, he gives my rating while he's still in the car. "Oh you totally get five stars. Or wait, did you say you wanted one star? Really, one star?" "Come on, man..." Long intense pause before he gives me this horribly unstable grin "I'm just fucking with you, dude. Five stars all the way."

I find out the next morning he tipped $0.00.

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Bud Light Tip
I picked up a few guys that were planning on going to a friend's hotel room to drink. They brought along a garbage bag full of Bud Light. On the way there, they decided to go straight to the bar instead. When we got to the bar they left without the bag full of beers, and when I pointed that out they told me that I could keep it as a tip.

That was three weeks ago. I still have a bunch left.

Khan
Not an Uber driver, but my driver last night (his name was Khan - he was the man) told me that not once, but SIX times did he have girls give head in the back of his car. The most recent occurrence was two weeks ago, when a young lady politely inquired whether she could give her hookup a blowjob, mentioning that there wouldn't be a mess. He declined, and she went ahead and performed anyways. He delivered them to their destination.

Move Her Out!
Had a girl get so wasted she passed out. Couldn't wake her for anything. Called the paramedics and they had to slap the shit out of her to wake her up.

"Hey J, are you ready to go to the hospital?" "Woo... Let's go..." "Alright she said it! Let's move her out!"

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Boston Bros.
One Boston holiday in particular I'm waiting for the passenger to show up and your stereotypical bro shows up at the door, says more are coming. Four dudes, obviously already drunk (at 4 pm, mind you), pile into my back seat and are yelling about different "bitches" and other questionable nonsense while the guy in the front seat pushes every single button on my radio, changing stations, inputs, just going back and forth with the shit. They don't even give me an actual location to drive to. They just tell me to head to Fenway, which if you know Boston, is just a large area.

I like a lot of types of music, but to avoid more nonsense I put on A$AP Rocky, who I figured would be sufficient for these bros but I hear "PUT ON SOME RAP" from the back seat. Confused, I say "this is rap?" and he yells back "PUT ON SOME GOOD RAP." To which I just kind of ignored and continued driving.
We get to Fenway and they tell me to drop them off at this sports bar and I gladly oblige. They get out, and there's a full can of beer in my front seat. I grab it and put it out of sight and drive away. A minute down the road I hear some clanging in my back seat, look back and there's a half empty can of beer rolling around my floor. The fuckers were drinking in my car and spilled beer all over my carpet. I had to explain this story to all my passengers the rest of the day so they didn't think the smell was me.
Really not all that awful, but damn was it annoying.

This other time I'm fairly certain I drove around a few transgender prostitutes and their pimp to buy drugs and then go home after picking them up from a hotel. Pretty pleasant people though.

Domestic Assault
A few months back I picked up a man and woman in their 40's from a restaurant. They were clearly not having a good time, still arguing about something. Towards the end of the ride he punches her in the face as hard as he could. When we pull up at the destination he pulls out a knife and starts to threaten her and me. I tell him to take it outside and I drive away.

I couldn't help but feel bad for that woman so I drove to the county Sheriff dept. and told them what happened. Luckily, the Uber Black cars have a camera inside that recorded the events. When the sheriff looked at the video he asked for the address and they arrested the guy. I also reported the incident to Uber, they called me and took a recorded statement by phone.

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Bad Review
My good friend (a guy) picked up a couple of gay dudes from a party one night to drive them home. The passengers spent the entire ride trying to convince my friend to come with them to the bedroom for blowjobs, buggery, etc. which my friend politely declined.

After the trip, the passenger gave him a one star review with the comment "sexual harassment". My friend was kicked off Uber and is no longer allowed to drive for them.

Serial Pisser
Funny story actually ... My friend is a Uber driver too and he was telling me how this girl peed in his car and how funny yet utterly disgusting it was. I am out driving the following week and this passenger was telling me how she peed in some guys car the previous week. I was in such fear and she made a comment how I began to drive faster. When we got to her destination and she got out I told her I knew the driver who's car she peed in.

Clue Goo
One time I was driving this couple and I heard these furiously fast little claps in the back seat. Almost like someone was trying to start a fire. I pointed my mirror to see what the fuck was going on in the back of my Mini Cooper when all I see is this Chode-a-saurus Rex getting beaten like it owed the poor girl money.

Needless to say, I think they were like exhibitionists or some shit because the dude shot clue goo in the girls face once they noticed I saw them and that was it. I continued on to Whole Foods where they both winked at me as they exited. Some sick shit.

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Spread 'Em
I picked up these two drunk girls at a bar and was about halfway to their house when the one girl asks how I like driving for Uber. I told her it's been good so far, and that I wish more people knew about the service. I said "Spread the word!" and the girl replied, half slurring her words, "I'll spread the word, then spread my legs...do you have a girlfriend?"

I laughed pretty hard and informed her I was married. Her friend apologized on her behalf and that was the end of that.

Steve
A couple weeks ago I was heading home from my shift. It was 3AM Saturday morning, and I was about halfway home when I get a ping to pick someone up at IHOP. I figured that one more ride wouldn't hurt. I picked the guy up, let's call him Steve.

So, Steve gets in my car, apologizes for the 'long trip' we are about to have, and hands me a twenty dollar bill. I work in the Rockford area, in Illinois, and when I started the trip, his destination was in Kenosha, Wisconsin, 88 miles away. I knew it was going to be a long ride, but I figured I'd be making some decent money.

Here starts the trip, which would be 3 hours, round-trip. Ten minutes into the ride, this guy is passed out in my backseat, so I figured I'd just play some tunes and enjoy the quiet ride. Five more minutes go by, and suddenly he's sitting upright, looks at me, and proceeds to vomit all over my floor, the back of my seat, and on my door, as well as under the passenger seat. He hands me another twenty, and passes back out, while I've still got over an hour to get him home (3:20 AM at this point)

It's 40 degrees outside, and I have to drive with all my Windows down, on the highway, the whole way there. I ended up dropping him off after he vomited two more times in the same spots on my floor. Then I had to make the hour and a half trip home, alone, and cold as fuck. I got back into town at 6AM, had to wait till 8:30AM for the cleaner to open, and wasn't home till nearly 11AM.

Not too horrible, but definitely my worst night driving.

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Drunk Girls
I've been an Uber driver for about 6 months. On my second day, a drunk girl pissed in the third row of my Highlander, soaking the carpet and leather seats, after she climbed over the second row while the car was moving. She also exited completely bare-ass (and cooch) naked from the waist down. Her friends were so drunk that one literally fell out of the car and started crying when the boyfriend opened the door. It was a mess. She got banned and fined $200.

I also have had to pull over for people to puke in the street twice now and last month I picked up a dealer from a strip club who passed out in my car and then left his bag. Finding that gallon sized bag of ganja was a spiritual experience for this broke college kid/pot head.

John
John. The dude who made me quit Uber three weeks into the experience. 1AM, I picked him up in a group of wasted college kids, didn't know they barely knew him. We got to our destination, everybody gets out, except John (that was his real name). I tapped to end the ride, only I realize everybody was leaving except this dude (I drove a minivan). I call everybody back to come and get their friend, but they had just partied together and knew nothing of him. We ask him where he lives, no answer. Blank look. I ask his friends to look for any ID. They found his driver's license in his pockets - turns out his name was John and lived two miles from there. I accept to drive him for free (had ended my ride).

He lived in this upper class neighborhood; million dollar houses left and right. 2AM, I got him in front of the address on his license. Except he cannot walk, barely could stand up. I help him across the lawn to his front door, when he opens one eye and starts yelling in his drunk voice "who are you and what are you doing on my father's property?" It is 2AM, southern US, I am black, looking like I am wrestling this blond teenager. Did I mention it was around the time the US was embroiled in the Michael Brown saga? I left him there, crossed the lawn like Usain Bolt, got into my van, made a U-turn, and slammed away. The last thing I remember seeing/hearing is John shouting something, windows lighting up and dogs barking. I got home safely and never drove Uber again.

Marines
I did Uber and Lyft for awhile. I'll start by saying I'm in the minority as a female driver. I got hit on a lot because I was the last chance for drunk, male passengers to get laid. I really never encountered a terrible situation. I've overheard a lot of great conversations though. One time I was driving a group of Marines back to their base and they were telling me about this other Marine guy who had a fetish where he would stand on his head and jerk off into his own mouth.

Not Exactly a Horror Story
I picked up two rather tipsy couples. One guy sits up front and the other three in the back. The two girls are sitting next to each other (this is relevant, just wait for it). A few minutes into the drive and the two girls started making out while the boyfriends stare at them, enjoying the view. Mind you, they were two heterosexual couples, at least initially, so this was quite a surprise. Then the guy in the back starts making out with the girl who is not his girlfriend AND his girlfriend. All the while the other boyfriend, sitting up front with me, is half the time staring at them and the other half attempting to have a normal conversation with me. This went on for the rest of the long and awkward 30 minute drive to their apartments.

Related: The 10 Types Of Uber Drivers You'll Experience On Your Rides

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Brew Dog

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost...oh well, there's always next week!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for next week's contest right here.

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This Is What Happens To Your Body One Hour After Devouring A Big Mac

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You know what happens to your body after taking one sip of coffee, but that's nothing compared to what occurs one hour after stuffing your face with a Big Mac. Besides instantly regretting your choice of meal, here is a breakdown of what happens inside you after deciding to eat that lump of a sandwich.

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Just 10 minutes after eating a Big Mac, your blood sugar raises to abnormal levels. This is called the "why the hell did I just eat that" phase.

Since the Big Mac bun has high levels of sodium and high-fructose corn syrup your body will crave more of it after just 20 minutes. This is called the "I completely hate myself" phase.

A half hour after eating a Big Mac your kidneys will have trouble getting rid of all that sodium, forcing your heart to work faster to pump blood to your veins. This can ultimately lead to a stroke or heart disease. This is called the "My diet starts on Monday" phase.

Even after eating that 540 calorie burger, your body will start to feel hungry again after just 40 minutes. This is the "let me find a good corner to shame eat" phase.

After one hour that burger will just sit in the pit of your stomach. The Big Mac usually takes up to three days to completely digest. This is the "eh, I had a good run" phase.

Dietician nutritionist Lisa Moskovitz says that while the infographic is "somewhat exaggerated" it is still accurate, and that the affects on a body vary from person to person.

Via Yahoo

Some people just want what they want: This Man Really, Really Wanted Some Extra McDonald's Chicken McNugget Sauce

 

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More Absolutely Brutal Internet Roasts

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For those who expected the trend of people asking others to brutally insult them on the Internet to die out, think again. It's still going, and the insults continue to get more brutal as people are trying to one-up each others' insults.

This time around the focus is on the girls, so take a look below and see what happened when some brave women asked the Internet to roast them.

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Nearly Naked 'World's Grumpiest Old Woman' Glues Butt To Bench In Protest

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Super glue: the only way to get your message across.

An almost naked woman decided to glue herself to a bench outside a department store because she was "fed up with everything." I think we can all agree with her on that one. Although, I'd rather not glue my ass to anything to prove it.

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Kay Bishop, a 56-year-old English woman, wanted to let everyone know that she was pissed off about things, mainly the treatment of police and migrants, so she took a stroll to Croydon town center in South London sporting a pubic wig (no wonder they were sold out when I went to buy one), a flesh-colored bra and a sash with the words "world's grumpiest old woman 2015" on it.

Bishop proceeded to glue herself in front of the department store Debenhams, and started yelling into a microphone.

"We are one planet and we should let everyone go wherever there is land. Everyone, America, Canada, Australia, they should all be taking migrants in. We should as well. No one should have to live in a war-torn country," Bishop explains.

"I plan to go to other towns and cities to make the same points, I am going to be shouting as much as I can and whenever I feel like it," Bishop later commented. Man, I can't wait to be old and not give a shit.

Bishop probably didn't take the right approach, but at least she's protesting something worth protesting for.

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Bishop was not arrested because she wasn't naked, so police just stuck around while she did her thing. She is also currently unemployed and used to work as a strip-o-gram. Still doesn't explain the pubic wig.

Via Croydon Advertiser

More naked protesting: Over 300 Topless Protesters Gathered In Times Square Over The Weekend

 

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A Soccer Player Intentionally Peed His Shorts Last Night

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You know, my grandpa pees his pants from time to time, but what makes it less gross is that we're pretty sure he's not doing it on purpose.

According to Uncova, Fluminense and Gremio played to a scoreless tie in their Brazilian Cup match last night, but that wasn't even close to being the most disgusting part of the game.

Before the snoozefest even started, Gremio midfielder Douglas dos Santos decided something to the effect of, "What the hell, I'm going to drop to a knee and piss myself right here on the field in front of everybody."


Little did everybody in the stadium know that that would be the only highlight from the game. So essentially, they paid to watch a grown man piss himself and then look on while his pals ran through it for 90 minutes.

Michael Phelps likes to get peed on: Plus-Sized Dominatrix Says Michael Phelps Paid Her To Urinate On Him

 

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This Is The Craziest Successful Extra Point You Will Ever See

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Being a high school football referee these days seems likes it's almost as dangerous as being a passenger in Vince Neil's car. I mean, in just the last three weeks alone, we've seen players intentionally tackling refs because their coach told them to, and now there's this.

Midland Lee High School curb stomped El Dorado last Friday night and lit up the scoreboard with 35 points in the process. But those in attendance - especially one of the referees - will tell you that one of those points stood out among the rest.

Midland Lee kicker Luis Aranda lined up for an extra point after one of his team's two second quarter touchdowns, and although it eventually split the uprights, the path that it took to get there is what makes it the craziest extra point you will ever see.


Props to the referee for shaking it off like a true champion and even turning around to see if it went through instead of dropping to the field and holding his head in his hands like a diva. And huge props to his two coworkers who were still able to do their jobs without pissing themselves from laughter.

h/t Barstool Sports

Look how much fun high school football is this year: New Jersey High School Football Player Rips Opponent's Helmet Off, Hits Him With It

 

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Amazon Reviews Of NFL Quarterbacks

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NFL quarterbacks have arguably the most difficult job in all of professional sports. They live under a microscope and face constant scrutiny, yet fans seem to have zero sympathy and unlimited criticism for them. So what if fans were able to review their team's quarterback's performance the same way we do with a lamp, a Kindle, a cell phone case, or whatever random items you purchase on Amazon. I reckon it would look a little something like this.

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More: Here's What Happens When A Regular Human Tries J.J. Watt's Diet

 

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Guy Live-Tweets Sex Toy Experience Gone Wrong From Hospital

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If you're going to pleasure yourself various times while you're home alone or while you're roommate is sleeping because you're stealth as hell, it's best to make sure you don't do something that can cause severe injury and wind up in the hospital. Because then you will have to embarrassingly tell the doctors you were just really, really into pleasuring yourself.

But hell, if that does occur, you might as well live-tweet the experience like the guy below did after the dildo he inserted in himself for pleasure refused to come back out.

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Funny, Sex, Guy Tweets His Whole Embarrassing Masturbation Ordeal

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At least the guy above didn't kill anyone: Man Claims His Masturbation Habit As A Kid Killed His Cat

 

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This Young Jamaican Personal Trainer Will Pump You Up

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OK, so he's probably not an actual professional trainer, but he certainly has the gumption for it. And the 'tude. He might lack any real knowledge on the subject, though (well, besides yelling "muscle!," "strength!" and "flex!" an awful lot). In any case, his accent makes up for all of that. If you're not stoked to get yourself into tip-top shape after watching this video, you're simply beyond motivating.

Related: This Smooth Kid Gets Further With Nicki Minaj Than Any of Us Ever Will

 

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Meet The Girl Who's A Successful Lingerie Model Despite The Fact She Has No Legs

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Kanya Sesser says she "doesn't need legs to feel sexy."

Well, by the looks of things, she is absolutely right about that.

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According to the Daily Mail, the 23-year-old is earning more than $1,000 a day as a lingerie model in Los Angeles despite the fact that she was born without legs.

Sesser said she was abandoned as a newborn on the steps of a Buddhist temple in Thailand before being adopted by an Oregon couple at the age of five. She began modeling for Billabong and other sports brands at the age of 15, and that eventually led to offers from the underwear community.

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"It's something fun and it shows my story," Sesser said. "I'm different and that is sexy. I enjoy making money from it and I love showing people what beauty can look like."

Sesser also said the images show her strength, and so does the fact that she gets around town by either walking on her hands or using her skateboard. She hopes to compete in the mono-ski competition at the 2018 Winter Olympics in South Korea, and in the meantime, she'll just continue to blow up the Internet with these beauties:

kanya sesser lingerie model with no legs
kanya sesser lingerie model with no legs
kanya sesser lingerie model with no legs

This woman is a model thanks to her enormous rear end: Factory Worker Succeeding In The Modeling World With 50 Inch Butt

 

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Conan, Lil Wayne and Tony Hawk Play 'Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 5'

Hot Girl Seems To Have Orgasm On Slingshot Ride

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You don't see a lot of people enjoying that Slingshot ride (mainly because something that shoots you 200 feet skyward should be seen as torture device), but the girl below made sure to get her money's worth as it seems she had the best orgasm of her life while riding it. Or she faked it so she wouldn't make the Slingshot feel bad.


That counts as foreplay.

Not quite as happy of an ending: Watch This Girl Pass Out Twice On A Slingshot Ride

 

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These Sexy Abigail Ratchford Photos Are Our New Favorites

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When it comes to model Abigail Ratchford, any new photos that surface will undoubtedly be her best yet. So while it goes without saying that this batch from Innocent Magazine contains some of the bustiest, wettest, most mind-blowing sexy photos to date, we're saying it anyways. Pace yourself as you browse or you may get a little light-headed by the time you reach the end.

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Abigail Ratchford, Abigail Ratchford sexy photos, hot models
Abigail Ratchford, Abigail Ratchford sexy photos, hot models
Abigail Ratchford, Abigail Ratchford sexy photos, hot models
Abigail Ratchford, Abigail Ratchford sexy photos, hot models
Abigail Ratchford, Abigail Ratchford sexy photos, hot models
Abigail Ratchford, Abigail Ratchford sexy photos, hot models
(h/t Egotastic)

She's pretty cute in person, too: Models Abigail Ratchford And Lindsey Pelas Offer Their Thoughts On Fat Shaming

 

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Bad WWE Lip Dubs Really Tone Down The Intimidation Factor

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For those of you who love the Bad Lip Reading videos but are getting a little worn out on the NFL, the WWE has decided to dub over some of their most popular wrestlers for a round of fun all their own. With superstars like Seth Rollins, Batista and Roman Reigns getting the bad dub treatment, you'll laugh yourself all the way to the emergency room. And when you consider the source of those laughs, there are plenty of worse ways to end up there.

Related: 'Bad Lip Reading' Actually Makes The First Republican Debate Entertaining

 

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