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10 TV Series Finales That Saved The Show

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There are plenty of great shows that ended on a sour note, but that doesn't mean a few that teetered on the brink of terrible weren't saved by their finales, as well. Thanks to the mighty moneymaker that is Hollywood, many series go well past their prime, but that's not to say they don't sometimes still end well. Here are a number of finales that pulled these spiraling shows' bacon out of the fire. Or is it their chestnuts? Oh, who cares. Just read and avoid doing more of your work.

The Office
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NBC's "The Office" started out with a rough pilot trying to copy its BBC counterpart, then found its way for a spell, lost its footing and finally picked itself back up at the end for one of the best finales in sitcom history. Its incorporation of classic Steve Carell is what made it classic, otherwise it might've felt like another day at the office. The 75-minute closer was its best performance in 16 months, specifically due to the departure of the Michael Scott character. What's even more impressive is that eight other shows had finales that same Thursday night.

Parks and Recreation
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One of NBC's brightest comedies did a weird, fairly unnecessary time jump to the year 2017 for its final season. Mind you, the futuristic gadgets were a unique addition to a mockumentary-style show, but it was still trying too hard. While attempting to close all the gaps and find new lives for each of its characters, the show misfired a lot, gave few laughs relative to its previous seasons and scrambled in what seemed like a thrown together season. However, the series finale pulled everything back home, including Rob Lowe - literally, thee best -and the rest of the department. It scored the biggest ratings for show since 2012.

The O.C.
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After killing off Mischa Barton, TV's hottest teen drama went from top-tier to bottom of the barrel, trying to make sense of the high school to college jump in a shortened final season that pulled in less than half the viewers of the first. In the end, however, the series came full circle, showing Ryan help out a troubled kid much like himself from the pilot episode. Sadly, everything prior to that had been a downhill spiral, but we still miss those eyebrows, Sandy Cohen.

Friday Night Lights
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The final episodes "Friday Night Lights" were an attempt to somewhat reboot the show, but it had already lost its footing due to letting go of some of its original cast. The first three seasons focused on the same team, but the final two were built around a new school with all new players. While it was fun to root for the underdogs of East Dillion, the original charm was gone. The finale fortunately resurrected the show, helping us forget about the original cast - charm shmarm - as Coach T finally got out of dodge, leaving his mark on the Texas town of Dillon. Clear eyes. Full Hearts. Kyle Chandler.

Californication
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After going about three seasons too long, depraved New York writer Hank Moody dropped into L.A. for one of the series' worst seasons. At least the finale did a good job of making some sense of Hank's world, setting Charlie - even more depraved - and Marcy on the right path while keeping their daughter Becca out of it completely. All in all, the show had little resolution but at least it had a lot more heart in it - handwritten letters, black 911 convertibles, public displays of affection - than the rest of its final three seasons combined.

Smallville
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After the departure of Lex Luthor (Michael Rosenbaum), smalltown boy Clark Kent grew into an adult, abandoning the show's initial premise. Though it was fun to see him spread his cape and land in Metropolis where the original backstory of Superman is widely known, the show struggled without a counterpoint in Lex and instead added big bads like Doomsday, Darkseid and Lex's female lesser part Tess Mercer. The finale did justice to the show, the legacy of Superman and all the characters by coming up with a decent explanation for what happened to Lex and a surprise return from Rosenbaum at the end. Coupled with the red-and-blue suit payoff everyone had been waiting for, there were certainly worse ways for the series to close things out.

Sons of Anarchy
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This brooding biker boy story slowly devolved from a tale of edgy ruffians to straight up murderous villains. After a dragging, bloody seventh season, "The Shield" writer Kurt Sutter managed to pull the show's head out of its ass at the very end, giving the only appropriate ending to a love-hate relationship spearheaded by an antihero killing his own mother the episode before. It was highlighted in one of those classic eight-minute Sutter montages.

Saved by the Bell
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After the successful original series was followed up by failed spin-off "Saved by the Bell: The College Years," the gang ended on a high note with an extended eloping episode/TV movie "Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas." It's best remembered for the boys getting thrown in the can and cross-dressing like Vegas dancing girls (as well as for Tiffani Thiessen being way hotter than that show allowed and Dustin Diamond not yet being the star of his own porno).

Home Improvement
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The fact of the matter is that those kids were way too damn old to be hanging out with their parents so much by the end. The first four seasons in the early '90s held the show's highest ratings, but the final four faltered as the kids growing taller than Tim Allen. The finale was worth it after eight seasons and some of its lowest ratings just to see Tim Taylor accidentally burn down the "Tool Time" set, the full manifestation of his incompetence. It was worth it to see Wilson's fence finally come down.

Dawson's Creek
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We're really struggling to think of a tenth series that applies to this subject matter, but all those years of whining and crying and terrible teen moments between Joey, Pacey, Dawson and what's her name were worth it to see one of them get killed off. OK, that's terrible, and we apologize...we still mean it though. But why'd they have to kill off Michelle Williams when they could've ended James Van Der Beek? The shock value alone would have been huge, and lots of people would've probably cheered.

 

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Guy In Kayak Fights Pissed Off Shark Using Only A Paddle

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Mark McCracken only expected to go fishing when he decided to jump in a kayak and head a mile off Gaviota State Beach, near Santa Barbara, California. He didn't expect to fight off a hammerhead shark using only a paddle, but he did, and he somehow won.

McCracken was able to film the 15 minute encounter with the relentless shark that was doing everything in his power to take a bite out of McCracken. In the video below, the shark continues to circle the tiny kayak, looking for an opportunity to attack McCracken. But McCracken continues to hit it with his paddle.



McCracken does reveal that he had a knife with him, but he didn't want to "seriously hurt the shark" if he didn't have to.

"Pretty sure I just kicked a hammerhead's ass," McCracken says after somehow fending off the shark.

I think I will stay away from all that and just remain in my tub where only mold can attack me because I'm too much of a disgusting, lazy human to clean my bathroom.

This is my house, dude: Diver Wearing GoPro Camera Is Attacked By Shark

 

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These People Prove That Society Has No Chance In Hell

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I'd like to think we as a society have a chance. I really would. But it's tough to continue to think that way when we keep doing stuff like the people below. While many folks are trying to figure out the meaning of life, I'm trying to figure out how these people have survived so long.

Take a look at some guys and gals - all Darwin Award nominees - who continue to prove that we are not advancing.

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These signs don't believe we're that smart: How Dumb Are We? 13 Painfully Obvious Instructions And Warning Signs

 

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Guys Dressed Up As Rick James And Youngblood Priest Rob Bank

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Might as well rob in style.

Two guys looking to shake things up and not use the typical bank robber attire decided to instead dress up as funk singer Rick James and Youngblood Priest from the film "Super Fly."

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On September 19th, two men armed with guns robbed the Indiana Members Credit Union and fled with an undisclosed amount of cash along with a lot of funk and sass.

The two costumed robbers are also believed to be behind a robbery at the Advance America Bank in Indiana just days earlier. In that robbery, Youngblood decided to let everyone know he's a Colts fan:

The two robbers are still on the loose.

Via Huffington Post

Doesn't matter what disguise you choose if you post your crime: Guy Arrested After Posting Bank Robbery On Instagram

 

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Woman Gets Fired 30 Minutes After Receiving Job Offer Because Of Her Tattoos

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I guess there are some companies out there that still think people are offended by tattoos.

Claire Shepherd, a 27-year-old from Swansea, Wales who has six years of retail experience, had just nailed a phone interview with Dee Set, a UK chain, and was offered a job, which she accepted.

A mere 30 minutes later, Claire received an email notifying her of the company's dress code that stated all employees must cover their tattoos in case some customers find them offensive.

Woman Gets Fired 30 Minutes After Job Offer Because Of Tattoos
Claire happens to be covered in tattoos, including on her neck and hands, and all of this would be impossible to cover on a daily basis, so Claire emailed Dee Set back to explain this.

Woman Gets Fired 30 Minutes After Job Offer Because Of Tattoos
Dee Set emailed Claire back to inform her they had rescinded the job offer because of the amount of tattoos she had. Shocked at the turn of events, Claire took it to Facebook in a post that has gone viral.

Woman Gets Fired 30 Minutes After Job Offer Because Of Tattoos
After the media got a hold of Claire's post, Dee Set felt like idiots so they offered Claire her job back, and Claire said no because she had already accepted another job offer from retailer B&M.

Pretty great that Claire was able to get another job so quickly after Dee Set made fools of themselves. More and more people nowadays are getting tattoos, so that old mindset of "tattoos offending people" will have to extinguish sooner or later. Unless of course you have a tribal or barbed wire tattoo.

Via Some ECards

Something tells me these people might have a harder time: 30 Terrible Face Tattoos Guarantee A Life Of Unemployment

 

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10 Mistakes You're Going To Make In Fantasy Football This Year

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The NFL season is in full swing, and that means your life is already being consumed and ruined by fantasy football. All those hours of research and mock drafts have either paid off handsomely or proven to be a complete waste of time. The fact of the matter is that there will be oversights along the way. To help you through your fantasy season, here are 10 mistakes you're probably going to make.

1. Drafting a Quarterback Too Early
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It may seem tempting to take an Aaron Rodgers or Andrew Luck early in the draft, but there are always quality starting quarterbacks you can take in the mid to late rounds, too. You're giving up drafting a star wide receiver in exchange for a quarterback that's not going to do any better than a Ben Roethlisberger or Carson Palmer who'll be just as effective.

2. Ignoring Your Running Back's Handcuff
That stud running back you had to have is either going to get hurt or lose a bunch of his goal line carries to that random ninth round backup you completely ignored. And of course the backup's big breakout week will be the one when you're playing the guy that owns him. The best thing you can do is draft the backup late and, at the very least, stash him away to keep your points from being stolen. How many people who drafted Jeremy Hill regret not grabbing Gio Bernard? A lot.

3. Assuming You Don't Need to Work the Waivers
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Last year, halfway through the season I grabbed a little known wide receiver named Odell Beckham Jr. Turns out that free agent pickup would lead to me winning my entire league. So many owners fall in love with their lineup and refuse to make any changes despite poor performances or bad matchups. Don't be afraid to bench a big name if it's not working out.

4. Constantly Tinkering with Your Lineup
Don't overthink things. The more "fantasy experts" you listen to, the more you're going to regret everything when you lose by two points because some random guy on a blog swore that Sam Bradford was definitely going to outplay Tom Brady. Don't do it. Don't listen to it.

5. Joining Too Many Leagues
You think you're going to have a better chance of winning and have more fun by agreeing to join everyone's league, but what's actually going to happen is that every game is going to be a source of frustration. How? Because you have Peyton Manning in one league, but you're playing against him in another, and two of your opponents have Demaryius Thomas and the other has Denver's defense. You don't know if you should cheer or cry every time someone scores a touchdown. In the end, you just hate football.

6. Drafting a Bunch of Players From Your Favorite Team
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Look, I know you love the Eagles, but you can't draft every single player in the Philadelphia organization. If they have a good game it might work out, but on their bye week you're not going to have enough players to set a lineup. Unless they score 67 points per game, you're probably going to lose. Plus, it's bad enough watching your team lose, but if they lose AND you fantasy team loses at the same time, that's just torment.

7. Neglecting Your Work to Focus on Your Fantasy Team
At first it'll start on your lunch break, but then it'll slowly start easing its way into your work time. You'll miss everything said in meetings because you're trying to figure out what wide receiver is going to be worth grabbing in Dallas. Suddenly your boss is calling you in because you accidentally sent him a trade offer during a finance call.

8. Bailing on Family Events to Send Out Trades
Next your family starts to suffer. You can't come to your daughter's recital because it's on a Thursday and your tight end plays that night. The entire Sunday is shot and Saturday is out because you have to watch college football to figure out who to draft next season. Monday has at least one game and waivers clear on Wednesday, so between that and work you've got 15 minutes per week to love your spouse and children.

9. Locking Yourself in a Basement to Study Footage
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Eventually it's become too much to try and maintain a normal human existence and manage multiple fantasy football teams. That's when you make the decision to live in one of those bunkers like doomsday people construct. You make sure there's internet and satellite TV, and now you don't have to ever worry about missing another injury report again. Who cares if it's only a $20 league and you used to be a respected member of the community? This is your life now.

10. Letting Fantasy Football Destroy Every Aspect of Your Entire Life
Your family has all but forgotten you. Friends are a distant memory. You vaguely remember what the sun feels like on your skin. Matthew Berry is the only voice you've heard in months. When you close your eyes, you see point projections and sleeper predictions. All is lost. You're gone forever.

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Monkey Gets Loose In Florida Neighborhood And Eats Mail

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Even zoo animals are looking to escape from Florida.

Early this morning, a monkey got loose in a Sanford neighborhood and decided to wreak havoc by eating everyone's mail just for the hell of it (although it might have been a protest against the USPS).

Monkey Goes Loose In Florida and eats mail

The monkey, named Zeek, started ripping out a patrol's car molding when Sanford police arrived to help him. Police had to distract Zeek with a water bottle until his owner came to retrieve him. I'm glad the police always use sound tactics.

Monkey Goes Loose In Florida and eats mail

It looks like Zeek was exhausted from the day's activities.

Monkey Goes Loose In Florida and eats mail

Finally, Zeek was retrieved and returned to his owner, but here is looks like he's planning to make "Planet of the Apes" a reality.



There are also videos of Zeek being a little asshole and pretending he's in "Jumanji." Good work, Zeek.

Zeek had a little fun with our patrol car.

Zeek had a little fun with our patrol car.

Posted by Sanford Police Department on Monday, September 28, 2015

Monkey Loose in Sanford

Shortly after 8:00 a.m., we received a call from a Sanford resident that lives in the Hidden Lakes subdivision reporting that a monkey was eating mail out of a mailbox. When we arrived to help the monkey, later identified at Zeek, decided to pull off molding from one of our patrol cars. We were able to distract Zeek with a bottle of water until his owner came and retrieved him.

Posted by Sanford Police Department on Monday, September 28, 2015

 

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Arnold Schwarzenegger Drinking A Beer Is The Latest Photoshop Battle Entry

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Action movie legend Arnold Schwarzenegger just wanted to drink a beer at Germany's Oktoberfest, but like Grandma with a Gun, Arnold has instead been used and abused by the Internet as they have decided to Photoshop this picture of his big, dopey self drinking a large beer.

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The original photo is above. Arnold looks like he's trying to eat the beer instead of drinking it. And below is what happened when people decided to run it through Photoshop gamut.

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Great work as always, Internet.

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Female MMA Fighter's Breasts Are So Big They Put Her In Higher Weight Class

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Brye Anne Russillo is a 29-year-old pastry chef and bartender turned MMA fighter. In fact, she plans to compete in the Aggressive Combat Championships on October 3rd. However, in order to face her next opponent Paige Lian, who fights in the 145-pound weight class, Russillo will need to drop some major poundage, as she currently has fought solely in the 155-pound weight class despite being similar in size to Lian.

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So how any of that make sense? It all comes down to Russillo's troublesome DD breasts, a problem that doesn't just have her fighting at a higher level than she'd like, but one that will now force her to drop even more weight in order to fight at an agreed upon 150 pounds. There's no easy solution to Russillo's issue, either. Speaking to My MMA News, she said, "I can't cut my tits off and put them on the side, they weigh 12 pounds."

That definitely sucks for Russillo, but hopefully she can drop enough weight elsewhere and just find a way to use her big boobs in some sort of amazing finishing move. You can get a better idea of what she's working with in the pictures below.

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(h/t Playboy)

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16 Versions Of Monopoly That Actually Exist

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I haven't played Monopoly in years, but that's mainly because this game makes you strongly consider murdering your loved ones. It's hard to ignore your feelings when your mom makes you pay up after you land on her Park Place property. But while you were yelling at your family and threatening to set everything on fire because you weren't given your $200 for passing Go, you may have missed the various versions of Monopoly that have been released. Some of them are interesting -- but most are completely unnecessary.

Bass Fishing Monopoly
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For the Wrangler Jeans lover in your family. Or the grandpa you never visit.

Original Pokemon Monopoly
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Because the trading cards weren't enough to keep you out of the sunlight.

Harry Potter Monopoly
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Even if you're the most powerful Monopoly player in the world, you're still going to lose to some bratty teen who has zero experience.

"Planet Earth" Edition Monopoly
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Hundreds of trees died to make this Monopoly paper money. My bad, Mother Nature.

The Night Sky Edition Monopoly
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"I'm going to bury you assholes once I buy the fucking moon."

Monopoly: Golden Edition
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For your neighbor's prick of a son who wears blazers to school for some reason.

Power Rangers 20th Anniversary Edition Monopoly
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This is as close as I'm going to get to reaching my goal of being a Power Ranger.

Disney's "Cars 2" Race Track Monopoly
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No one likes this game, so there will be a sequel to it, just because.

Street Fighter Monopoly
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For the financial adviser who's too sophisticated for video games.

Klingon Monopoly
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Because you need something to do while you're not going on dates.

Sun-Maid Raisin Monopoly
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It's about time the raisin enthusiasts got a board game.

Classic Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Monopoly
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If Megan Fox comes with this game I'll forgive her for the movie.

Adventure Time Monopoly
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Weed included.

Firefly Monopoly

Game play improves the more you complain about "Firefly" being canceled after one season.

G.I. Joe Monopoly
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Because my dad says I need to accept that I've been playing with dolls.

Indiana Jones Monopoly
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Don't play with Shia LaBeouf or he will ruin everything.

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10 Commercials From The '90s You Never Realized Were Seriously Disturbing

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We all know and love the '90s (mainly because the Internet won't stop reminding us about it), but it wasn't all Spice Girls and "Home Alone" sequels. Some of the things we treasure were actually a bit disturbing. Take, for instance, these commercials. You probably saw them hundreds of times as a kid, but never realized how jacked up they really were.

1. Don't Wake Daddy

Why were these kids not allowed to eat? This terrible dad has a dozen children and they have to sneak around in the middle of the night to try and salvage some food. Yet if they happen to make a sound, their psychotic father is going to jump out of his bed and beat them with a belt. What a fun game!

2. Mr. Bucket

First of all, if a magical talking bucket comes soaring into a window of a house full of only children, you need to call the police immediately. Once this creep gains entry, he starts singing some terrifying song about how balls are popping out of his mouth. Did no one in marketing stop for just a second and say, "Oh right, this is the absolute worst sentence anyone could possibly say. Let's try something else."

3. Bubble Tape

Hey, maybe all those adults don't want to chew Bubble Tape because it's a big fat circle of sugar taffy that eats away at your teeth like the plague. This was a big ad campaign concept in the '90s where companies sold garbage to kids with the slogan, "Screw what adults think! Eat what you like! There are no consequences! Coolio is a true artist!"

4. Operation

If you're wondering why American Health Care is a complete disaster, look no further than the advertising for the board game Operation. In this ad, a man who is clearly falling apart in every way comes into the hospital and is going to be treated by children. Do they have any sort of qualifications or education in the medical field? Probably not. Now the kids just start ripping parts out of his body because the more they take, the more money they can milk from the patient. Thanks Obama!

5. Apple Jacks

Apple Jacks took the "parents just don't understand" idea to a whole new level with their campaign that was basically, "Shut up dad, you stupid piece of trash. I'm eating this and if you don't like it I'm running away!" Is this some sort of gang? "Eat these Apple Jacks and let's kill our parents! Hail Satan!"

6. Socker Boppers

The problem with the Soccer Boppers commercial is that they try to make them look fun. Let me be clear: no one ever had fun while getting hit with Soccer Boppers. This was a toy designed by older brothers to make beating the crap out of their younger siblings appear to be a game. It's just a bigger fist! Why would you ever buy that for your child?

7. Popsicle

It's clear that Popsicles were just gateway drugs leading directly to the most psychedelic substances any human being could possibly obtain. Where does it end? First you were snorting Fun Dip and now you're taking hits of Popsicles alone in the basement? You need to get your life together because this relationship is over!

8. Bagel Bites

They tried to convince our parents that putting low-quality pizza toppings on a bagel somehow made it a breakfast item. Just sit back and think about how absurd that is for a minute.

9. Corn Pops

Seriously, how high is Aaron Paul in this commercial? His parents are clearly concerned about his behavior considering he's so messed up that he can't even carry on a basic conversation without having some sort of Corn Pops withdrawals. I'm just glad they sold every cereal and candy in the '90s like it was crystal meth and then fried an egg to show us what our brains look like while on actual drugs. At least the egg is natural!

10. Hot Pockets

Nobody has ever been that excited about eating a Hot Pocket. No one. Plus, if you've ever made a Hot Pocket you know that the only possible way to consume one of those death burritos is to cut it in half and let it cool for a good 15-20 minutes. If you grabbed a Hot Pocket directly out of the microwave and bit into it, you would die. Rest in peace, you Hot Pocket-loving fool.

 

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The 22 Funnest Fun Facts In The History Of Fun Facts

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Ever get bored? I bet you are right now, or else you wouldn't be reading this. The good news is you're about not to be. These 22 fun facts are perhaps the most fun facts to ever be factual. Use them in bars.

Turtles can breathe through their buttholes.
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Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a fear of long words.
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Rats laugh when they're tickled.
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Michael Caine pronounces his name as 'my cocaine.'
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Wombats poop cubes.
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Wooly mammoths roamed the earth while the pyramids were being built.
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It rains diamonds on Saturn and Jupiter.
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Kangaroos have three vaginas.
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Bananas are berries.
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Blue whale tongues weigh as much as elephants.
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The grandchildren of America's 10th president, John Tyler, are still alive.
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If you fold a piece of paper 42 times, it would reach to the moon.
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Otters have a secret pouch where they store their favorite rocks.
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Difference between a millionaire and a billionaire: One million seconds is 11 days; one billion seconds is 32.7 years.
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You can fit all the planets between the earth and the moon.
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Norway knighted a penguin because he was "in every way qualified to receive the honor and dignity of knighthood."
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The national animal of Scotland is a unicorn.
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The man who voice Mickey Mouse was married to the woman who voiced Minnie Mouse.
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Male puppies let female puppies win fights (to keep the game going).
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The clitoris is the only organ in the human body designed entirely for pleasure.
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There's an island in the Bahamas where only wild pigs live; they swim, play, and lounge in the sun all day.
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There is a species of jellyfish that doesn't die; when it reaches old age, it goes back to adolescence and regenerates.
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Japanese Company Warns People Not To Have Sex With Its Robots

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Well, then why did they make its hands like that?

According to the International Business Times, the Japanese firm responsible for creating the first "personal robot with its own emotions" is now warning the people who purchased one to not engage in sexual relations with it.

company warns people not to have sex with its robots
That's right. Apparently, naming its humanoid robot "Pepper" wasn't enough to deter guys from sticking their penis in it, so the folks at SoftBank decided to include a sentence in the user agreement warning people not to have sex with it.

"The policy owner must not perform any sexual act or other indecent behavior."

SoftBank added that "perpetrators of sexual acts with Pepper could face punitive action," although unless the guy or girl who just finished plowing it actually called them up and said so or told the world about it on social media, you have to wonder how in the hell SoftBank would ever find out about it.

And it's not just sexual abuse that will land Pepper owners in hot water. Earlier this month, a 60-year-old drunk Japanese man was arrested after he beat the piss out of the robot because he was "unhappy at the level of service provided."

Sounds to us like you should just nuke your own Hot Pockets in the microwave and continue banging humans, guys.

Sorry, pervs. It looks like you'll have to wait about 50 years: Sexpert Says Sex With Robots Will Be Normal In 50 Years

 

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Ohio Couple Arrested After Robbing Bank And Posting Pics With Wads Of Cash On Facebook

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Seems like idiots always find each other.

An Ohio couple made it extremely easy on police when, for some baffling reason, they decided to post pictures of themselves posing with wads of cash after robbing a bank.

News, Couple Arrested After Posting Pictures OF Stolen Cash On Facebook, Couple Robs Bank And Post Evidence on Facebook
John Mogan, a 28-year-old convicted felon who had just finished serving five years in prison for robbing another bank, and his girlfriend, 24-year-old Ashley Duboe, decided to go all Bonnie and Clyde and rob the Savings Bank in Ashville.

Mogan left the bank with an undisclosed amount of cash after strolling in with a black hoodie and demanding cash from the teller in a note. A mere four days after the crime, bank robber of the year Mogan decided to post pictures on his Facebook page with the cash and the caption: "That's called a McStack. I'm doing rrree=aaaaalll) good."

News, Couple Arrested After Posting Pictures OF Stolen Cash On Facebook, Couple Robs Bank And Post Evidence on Facebook

News, Couple Arrested After Posting Pictures OF Stolen Cash On Facebook, Couple Robs Bank And Post Evidence on Facebook
Pickaway County Sheriff Robert Radcliff revealed that the photos and Mogan's criminal history helped them catch the dumb couple.

News, Couple Arrested After Posting Pictures OF Stolen Cash On Facebook, Couple Robs Bank And Post Evidence on Facebook
Mogan and Duboe now face felony robbery and theft charges. They are both being held on $250,000 bail in jail.

Looks like they aren't doing "rrree=aaaaalll" good anymore.

Via Fox News

This couple should exchange tips with these guys: Teens Steal Air Jordans At Gunpoint, Get Arrested After They Post Facebook Photo Wearing Them

 

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