Antje Utgaard Is the Next Kate Upton
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Sarah Silverman's Cleavage Is No Joke
Whoa. Where did those come from?
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According to TMZ, super attractive and funny Sarah Silverman made an appearance on the red carpet last night. Oh, and so did her cleavage (photos via Getty):
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Silverman and her breasts were out in Los Angeles for the premiere of her new movie "I Smile Back." She co-stars alongside Josh Charles and a couple of kids in her first dramatic role as a mom hooked on drugs and booze.
The movie got a 53 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, which is 47 percent less than what we're giving her cleavage.
More cleavage for dudes who are butt guys: Underbutt: 42 Sexy Photos Of Girls With Backside Cleavage
According to TMZ, super attractive and funny Sarah Silverman made an appearance on the red carpet last night. Oh, and so did her cleavage (photos via Getty):
Silverman and her breasts were out in Los Angeles for the premiere of her new movie "I Smile Back." She co-stars alongside Josh Charles and a couple of kids in her first dramatic role as a mom hooked on drugs and booze.
The movie got a 53 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, which is 47 percent less than what we're giving her cleavage.
More cleavage for dudes who are butt guys: Underbutt: 42 Sexy Photos Of Girls With Backside Cleavage
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Steamy Stripping Video Of Ukrainian Mayoral Candidate Released Just Days Before Election
We're pretty sure we know who 90 percent of the dudes in Odessa are voting for.
According to Uproxx, a "hot" and "raunchy" stripping video featuring an attractive young lady running for mayor in the town of Odessa was released just days before the election, and if it was meant to bury her chances of winning, it has severely backfired.
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Valeria Prokopenko is a 21-year-old "jobless law graduate" who -- thanks to this video -- probably isn't going to be jobless very much longer, since her popularity has skyrocketed since it was leaked.
Wow. If that's what they consider "raunchy" in Ukraine, wait until somebody shows them how to get to Pornhub.
In a related story, if Prokopenko ever runs for mayor of Los Angeles, she's got my vote. I mean, this picture looks like it could cure any city's problems:
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Leaked nudie pics sure didn't hurt these celebs: The Celebrity Nude Leaked Photos Report Card
According to Uproxx, a "hot" and "raunchy" stripping video featuring an attractive young lady running for mayor in the town of Odessa was released just days before the election, and if it was meant to bury her chances of winning, it has severely backfired.
Valeria Prokopenko is a 21-year-old "jobless law graduate" who -- thanks to this video -- probably isn't going to be jobless very much longer, since her popularity has skyrocketed since it was leaked.
Wow. If that's what they consider "raunchy" in Ukraine, wait until somebody shows them how to get to Pornhub.
In a related story, if Prokopenko ever runs for mayor of Los Angeles, she's got my vote. I mean, this picture looks like it could cure any city's problems:
Photos via YouTube
Leaked nudie pics sure didn't hurt these celebs: The Celebrity Nude Leaked Photos Report Card
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Soccer Player Knocks Out His Teammate With Bicycle Kick
When a bicycle kick is perfectly executed in a game of soccer, it usually makes SportsCenter's "Top 10" segment because it's so damn beautiful.
This is not one of those kicks:
We're honestly not sure if we just watched a play from a soccer game or a clip from a kung fu movie, but either way, it was impressive.
We also don't know which team these two guys play for, and after taking that bicycle kick to the face, we're pretty sure the poor guy doesn't know either.
h/t BroBible
We're pretty sure this woman knocked out her husband after this: Wife Sees Her Husband With Mistress At Soccer Game On Live TV, Chaos Ensues
This is not one of those kicks:
We're honestly not sure if we just watched a play from a soccer game or a clip from a kung fu movie, but either way, it was impressive.
We also don't know which team these two guys play for, and after taking that bicycle kick to the face, we're pretty sure the poor guy doesn't know either.
h/t BroBible
We're pretty sure this woman knocked out her husband after this: Wife Sees Her Husband With Mistress At Soccer Game On Live TV, Chaos Ensues
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Netflix, Hulu or Amazon: What's Better in 2015?
Comparisons between Netflix and Hulu have heated up over the past several months, especially with the addition of a new player, Amazon Video, to the streaming game. With new features, new devices hosting them and a number of grievances in this near cable-less TV era of ours, we can't think of a better time for a streaming service showdown between the three rivals. Our breakdown of the three heavy hitters -- Netflix, Hulu and Amazon -- will focus on categories such as user friendliness, binge worthiness, originality and prices in terms of subscription and content.
User Friendliness & Binge Worthiness
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With the addition of the new Apple TV, Netflix and its updated interface seem to give people exactly what they want. With its "Recently Watched" and "Recommended for You" categories, users can get where they need to go with fewer clicks and binge out for days without leaving the couch or even clicking any buttons with the addition of Siri. Hulu has updated its layout to match Netflix with its "Shows You Watch" section right up front, but its lagging content almost makes its impossible to be too spread out. The big problem for Amazon is that not only does it not appear as an Apple TV option- well, actually that right there is enough to stop you in your tracks. Its site on Amazon is a little scatterbrained and sloppy, but we don't need to say much more if Apple made updates specifically with Netflix in mind. Netflix is not only sleek and easily navigable, it's pretty and has the right kinds of categories for a good spread of its content, helping you find amazing things you didn't know existed along with seasonally appropriate content.
Winner: Netflix
Amount of Content
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There's only one word for Hulu: "Seinfeld." We're convinced this was the biggest acquisition they could've made, giving subscribers one single, fairly good reason to choose them over Netflix. Though Hulu is bumping up its quantity of '90s teen dramas and kids cartoons, it doesn't seem to be enough to switch people over from Netflix even if they do offer every season of Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine and their endless catalog of quotes.
While Netflix and Hulu have some overlap between NBC and Fox shows - though Netflix's movie selection still takes the cake - Hulu has a few choice shows like "Modern Family" to hold them strong while Netflix continues on its content rampage. Amazon Video, on the other hand, has approximately one-third of the amount of selections of Netflix, containing many of the titles Netflix already has. While Amazon and Hulu are both growing, Netflix remains on a steady incline as well, pulling in more classic films, telenovelas we won't watch and full TV series, all commercial free.
Winner: Netflix
Original Content
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Hulu and Amazon each started doing some of their own shows, but that's nothing compared to the Emmy-worthy series coming out of Netflix. Written and shot in movie standard quality and offered exclusively through Netflix, shows like "House of Cards," "Bloodline" and "Narcos" are in way higher demand, along with "New Girl"-esque shows like "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt." Hulu allows for a Showtime subscription within its app, which serves no convenience outside of just having the Showtime app on Apple TV, and Amazon offers its own original content. But outside of the Ron Perlman-led "Hand of God," we can't imagine what else is worth our precious time.
Winner: Netflix
Immediate TV Release
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While Hulu doesn't carry nearly the number of shows as Netflix, it does offer new releases the day after they come out, an option Netflix is yet to acquire. This, however, is limited to the number of shows - mostly the popular ABC, Fox and CW shows like "Modern Family," "Arrow," "The Last Man on Earth" and "New Girl" - they have access to. Netflix simply has old seasons for popular shows like "The Walking Dead" and "American Horror Story," which are great for binging but bad for staying caught up before spoilers hit the web. You see, Netflix folks have to wait just before the new seasons start, but then again, anyone with Apple TV can get most shows at the same rate as Hulu through iTunes without having to use a Hulu subscription. But you already knew that, didn't you?
Winner: Hulu
Streaming & Sound Quality
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Amazon and Netflix both have 4K streaming and 5.1 Dolby on select options. However, Netflix's is available at a higher price, which of course will piss people off since they're already whining over monthly subscriptions getting bumped up a buck recently. Relax, folks. If you've had Netflix, your cost isn't going up. Stop your bellyaching.
Hulu, however, is still working at stereo quality, which means you'll have to turn up your TV volume a little higher than you feel comfortable to get the full effect. You'll blast episodes of "The Mindy Project" with extreme anxiety, or at least more than usual. Seriously though, if you want 10 years-worth of '90s heartthrobs who are now old, "Beverly Hills 90210" is there from start to finish, so you've got that going for you, Hulu lovers.
Winner: Netflix & Amazon
Mobile Access
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Netflix is the most accessible across all devices - tablet, phone, Apple TV, Smart TV, and everything short of injecting it into your brain - and we know this. We trust this. As it stands, Apple TV and ChromeCast don't have deals with Amazon Video, meaning if you have a subscription, it's fairly inconvenient to watch it with all the failed Airplay from your computer to your TV. Either you have a smart TV for that sort of access, you struggle with lags with Airplay, or our personal fave, you watch as much as you can until you lap gets too hot. Amazon does have its Amazon Video app, but who's watching Amazing Video on their mobile device? Hulu is about as accessible as Netflix, but if you're going to the place where you have the most to choose from first, you'll go to Netflix. We love you, Hulu, we swear. It's just not a close race.
Winner: Netflix
Prices & Trials
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Netflix has a $7.99 flat rate for commercial-free streaming, $8.99 for new customers as of late and other services like 4K streaming and DVD delivery for extra costs. Hulu gives folks the basic services for $7.99, but now offers content with no commercials for $11.99. And Amazon Video is lumped in with Amazon Prime, a $99 per year ($8.25/month) subscription that also boasts free two-day delivery for Amazon, along with a music streaming package and better deals for its site. With Amazon, you definitely get more bang for your buck, even if it's not necessarily related to streaming.
Winner: Amazon
Hulu & Chill?
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There's a reason the latest trend, Netflix & Chill, is just that: a trend. It's because Netflix is reliable when you want to throw something on that the other person will like while you try and figure out a way into their pants. Netflix has become such a necessity to people's lives, paired with equal parts ice cream and broken hearts, that they feel safe finding something for everybody there. It's like Los Angeles: there's something for everybody there, and it's all unhealthy. You could say the same for Netflix binging.
Verdict: Netflix wins.
If you had to pick just one, we'd suggest Netflix, but remember that you're comparing green apples to red apples to those delicious Fuji apples, where each service has a slightly different angle designed to hit a slightly different market. Netflix is king when it comes to content, user friendliness and chilling. It's probably one of your closest friends right now.
Hulu has the latest releases for many basic cable shows and kids shows right after they air, so you can imagine that many impatient stay-at-home moms who want nothing but the latest shows, sappy '90s teen dramas and something to distract their kids being crazed for Hulu. But Netflix has some of that share, too. Amazon is simply the cheapest price for the highest quality streaming and unrelated shopping perks. So if you had a remote to your head and had to choose, we say Netflix. But this is America, land of the free and home of the couch potato, so just get all three. While you're at it, try some free subscriptions you'll forget to cancel with Showtime, HBO GO and anything else that'll take your money. Then you'll have multiple places where you can watch the same things over and over until your life slowly ends. You'll never be tempted to leave home again.
User Friendliness & Binge Worthiness
With the addition of the new Apple TV, Netflix and its updated interface seem to give people exactly what they want. With its "Recently Watched" and "Recommended for You" categories, users can get where they need to go with fewer clicks and binge out for days without leaving the couch or even clicking any buttons with the addition of Siri. Hulu has updated its layout to match Netflix with its "Shows You Watch" section right up front, but its lagging content almost makes its impossible to be too spread out. The big problem for Amazon is that not only does it not appear as an Apple TV option- well, actually that right there is enough to stop you in your tracks. Its site on Amazon is a little scatterbrained and sloppy, but we don't need to say much more if Apple made updates specifically with Netflix in mind. Netflix is not only sleek and easily navigable, it's pretty and has the right kinds of categories for a good spread of its content, helping you find amazing things you didn't know existed along with seasonally appropriate content.
Winner: Netflix
Amount of Content
There's only one word for Hulu: "Seinfeld." We're convinced this was the biggest acquisition they could've made, giving subscribers one single, fairly good reason to choose them over Netflix. Though Hulu is bumping up its quantity of '90s teen dramas and kids cartoons, it doesn't seem to be enough to switch people over from Netflix even if they do offer every season of Jerry, George, Kramer, Elaine and their endless catalog of quotes.
While Netflix and Hulu have some overlap between NBC and Fox shows - though Netflix's movie selection still takes the cake - Hulu has a few choice shows like "Modern Family" to hold them strong while Netflix continues on its content rampage. Amazon Video, on the other hand, has approximately one-third of the amount of selections of Netflix, containing many of the titles Netflix already has. While Amazon and Hulu are both growing, Netflix remains on a steady incline as well, pulling in more classic films, telenovelas we won't watch and full TV series, all commercial free.
Winner: Netflix
Original Content
Hulu and Amazon each started doing some of their own shows, but that's nothing compared to the Emmy-worthy series coming out of Netflix. Written and shot in movie standard quality and offered exclusively through Netflix, shows like "House of Cards," "Bloodline" and "Narcos" are in way higher demand, along with "New Girl"-esque shows like "Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt." Hulu allows for a Showtime subscription within its app, which serves no convenience outside of just having the Showtime app on Apple TV, and Amazon offers its own original content. But outside of the Ron Perlman-led "Hand of God," we can't imagine what else is worth our precious time.
Winner: Netflix
Immediate TV Release
While Hulu doesn't carry nearly the number of shows as Netflix, it does offer new releases the day after they come out, an option Netflix is yet to acquire. This, however, is limited to the number of shows - mostly the popular ABC, Fox and CW shows like "Modern Family," "Arrow," "The Last Man on Earth" and "New Girl" - they have access to. Netflix simply has old seasons for popular shows like "The Walking Dead" and "American Horror Story," which are great for binging but bad for staying caught up before spoilers hit the web. You see, Netflix folks have to wait just before the new seasons start, but then again, anyone with Apple TV can get most shows at the same rate as Hulu through iTunes without having to use a Hulu subscription. But you already knew that, didn't you?
Winner: Hulu
Streaming & Sound Quality
Amazon and Netflix both have 4K streaming and 5.1 Dolby on select options. However, Netflix's is available at a higher price, which of course will piss people off since they're already whining over monthly subscriptions getting bumped up a buck recently. Relax, folks. If you've had Netflix, your cost isn't going up. Stop your bellyaching.
Hulu, however, is still working at stereo quality, which means you'll have to turn up your TV volume a little higher than you feel comfortable to get the full effect. You'll blast episodes of "The Mindy Project" with extreme anxiety, or at least more than usual. Seriously though, if you want 10 years-worth of '90s heartthrobs who are now old, "Beverly Hills 90210" is there from start to finish, so you've got that going for you, Hulu lovers.
Winner: Netflix & Amazon
Mobile Access
Netflix is the most accessible across all devices - tablet, phone, Apple TV, Smart TV, and everything short of injecting it into your brain - and we know this. We trust this. As it stands, Apple TV and ChromeCast don't have deals with Amazon Video, meaning if you have a subscription, it's fairly inconvenient to watch it with all the failed Airplay from your computer to your TV. Either you have a smart TV for that sort of access, you struggle with lags with Airplay, or our personal fave, you watch as much as you can until you lap gets too hot. Amazon does have its Amazon Video app, but who's watching Amazing Video on their mobile device? Hulu is about as accessible as Netflix, but if you're going to the place where you have the most to choose from first, you'll go to Netflix. We love you, Hulu, we swear. It's just not a close race.
Winner: Netflix
Prices & Trials
Netflix has a $7.99 flat rate for commercial-free streaming, $8.99 for new customers as of late and other services like 4K streaming and DVD delivery for extra costs. Hulu gives folks the basic services for $7.99, but now offers content with no commercials for $11.99. And Amazon Video is lumped in with Amazon Prime, a $99 per year ($8.25/month) subscription that also boasts free two-day delivery for Amazon, along with a music streaming package and better deals for its site. With Amazon, you definitely get more bang for your buck, even if it's not necessarily related to streaming.
Winner: Amazon
Hulu & Chill?
There's a reason the latest trend, Netflix & Chill, is just that: a trend. It's because Netflix is reliable when you want to throw something on that the other person will like while you try and figure out a way into their pants. Netflix has become such a necessity to people's lives, paired with equal parts ice cream and broken hearts, that they feel safe finding something for everybody there. It's like Los Angeles: there's something for everybody there, and it's all unhealthy. You could say the same for Netflix binging.
Verdict: Netflix wins.
If you had to pick just one, we'd suggest Netflix, but remember that you're comparing green apples to red apples to those delicious Fuji apples, where each service has a slightly different angle designed to hit a slightly different market. Netflix is king when it comes to content, user friendliness and chilling. It's probably one of your closest friends right now.
Hulu has the latest releases for many basic cable shows and kids shows right after they air, so you can imagine that many impatient stay-at-home moms who want nothing but the latest shows, sappy '90s teen dramas and something to distract their kids being crazed for Hulu. But Netflix has some of that share, too. Amazon is simply the cheapest price for the highest quality streaming and unrelated shopping perks. So if you had a remote to your head and had to choose, we say Netflix. But this is America, land of the free and home of the couch potato, so just get all three. While you're at it, try some free subscriptions you'll forget to cancel with Showtime, HBO GO and anything else that'll take your money. Then you'll have multiple places where you can watch the same things over and over until your life slowly ends. You'll never be tempted to leave home again.
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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets
Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.
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Want more? Check out last week's hilarious tweets.
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*Blinks 182 times* "Wait do that again" *Blinks 182 more times* "Guys I think I just found our band name."
- Starz (@Alanstarzinski) October 18, 2015
It's comforting to know that if nothing else works out, you can always become an adult obsessed with Disney
- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) October 3, 2015
"Can I get 2 boxes of Sudafed?" "Sorry, by law you can only buy one at a time." "Okay then just the one box of Sudafed and these 7 guns."
- Bryan Donaldson (@TheNardvark) October 9, 2015
Not saying I'm lonely but I'm now so deep creeping someone's instagram that if I accidentally like something I'll be arrested on the spot
- ♡ Man Who Loves U ♡ (@SortaBad) October 18, 2015
*overwhelmed at the adult toy store* *whispering under breath* The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses the wizard. The wand chooses th
- ghost mom (@radtoria) March 20, 2015
we're all orbiting a giant hot ball of fire & space gas that we frequently depict in cartoon form as wearing sunglasses
- bonetent provider (@cwhudson) December 26, 2014
.@walmart i dropped my wedding band in your bargain dvd bin and the manager carla said tough shit
- smash mouth fan (@HumanPog) January 9, 2015
You ask a FEW friends "do you believe in the devil?" and you start getting calls like "Are you okay??"
- Zack Pearlman (@ZackPearlman) October 15, 2015
I searched "sexy minion" and found this. I believe we have reached peak minion. pic.twitter.com/0JuuWUTQ44
- Maggie Levin (@MaggieLevin) July 6, 2015
Warning: Do not wear an upside down slice of bread like a little hat or I will choke you. pic.twitter.com/5soyG3pInv
- Molly Manglewood (@undeadmolly) October 10, 2015
my sister's coworker's son used a bunch of lego pants to spell the word 'pants'. it looks like a different word. pic.twitter.com/JtoeFPvhCS
- miel (@mielmonster) October 5, 2015
[i walk in late for work holding a Starbucks] "Sorry boss, traffic was fine. I just hate working here and have zero respect for you"
- Jazmasta (@jazmasta) October 15, 2015
ME: I think I'm attracted to emotionally unavailable people THERAPIST: Mm hmm ME: ... THERAPIST: ... ME: ... Did you just become sexier?
- JokerKaren (@batkaren) October 11, 2015
Don't make my same mistake. See the signs. Make a change. pic.twitter.com/qPyEtfgIml
- NOT A METH LAB (@jenlaw_11) August 6, 2014
PILOT OVER INTERCOM: alright folks, by a show of hands, who has ever made a small and understandable mistake?
- hannah (@TribalSpaceCat) October 18, 2015
*purposely programs iphone fingerprint ID with thumb covered in chocolate*
- Chelsea Lockwood (@Chelsea_Elle) September 29, 2015
*releases helium-filled heart balloon* Me: You're free now Balloon: Ima choke a bird
- Abbooooooooo (@abbycohenwl) February 15, 2015
Squirrel Hell and Dog Heaven are the same place
- Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) August 7, 2015
Damn girl are you a Prius because you're giving me no sounds or indications that you're turned on right now
- Dustin (@DustinAHarkins) May 23, 2014
me: [literally murders you] bro its a prank. its just a prank bro are you seriously mad rn its a prank bro. bro
- a bird (@i_eat_fruit) October 16, 2015
Want more? Check out last week's hilarious tweets.
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The Best And Most Relevant Halloween Costume Ideas For 2015
Halloween can be a bitch. Sure, the holiday itself is fun, but coming up with an idea for a costume and actually constructing the thing can be a mighty pain in the ass. However, sometimes the payoff of a solid costume is worth it. So if you want to wear one that's culturally relevant this year and not something you've just thrown together, check out the helpful suggestions below.
Donald Trump
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Though not original in the slightest, a culturally relevant costume suggestion list in 2015 would be incomplete without the celebrity who could potentially become President in 2016. Though a ton of people are already going to dress as Trump this year, there are so many versions of him you can be to make the costume a little more unique. Examples include Mexican Trump, Zombie Trump (because you know if he's ever elected President we will face a subsequent apocalypse), Make America Great Again Trump and so on.
PC Principal
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"South Park" recently introduced us to P.C. Principal, a character who has dedicated his position at South Park Elementary to banishing intolerance by any means necessary with his muscle-bound buddies at the PCA Frat House, in their 19th season. To dress as PC Principal, wear a blue polo shirt with the PCA Frat House crest, beige dress pants, a blonde wig and the appropriate facial hair. As for how you should act, get offended by everything.
Fully Clothed Playboy Bunny
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Playboy is getting rid of their nudie photos, and all of our 12-year-old selves are pretty rattled about it. At the very least, this news has given us one good thing: a very affordable and lazy Halloween costume. Just throw some dollar store bunny ears on your head and dress as you would otherwise. It's not the most convincing costume, but it's easy nonetheless.
Cecil The Lion
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There are two ways you can make this costume work: you can do the insensitive thing and dress up as a dead lion with bullet wounds, or you can take liberties with the idea and dress as a lion in camo gear with a toy gun and instead hunt people illegally - theoretically, of course.
The A-hole Dentist Who Shot Cecil The Lion
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The rich douche who killed Cecil is Walter Palmer, a well-to-do dentist. To make this costume work, just dress as a blood soaked dentist with a toy gun - even out of context this is scary. You can also purchase a stuffed lion to get the point across more effectively, but sometimes explaining the costume is the best part. This is especially true if the person you're speaking with is an attractive female who's into men who hunt protected creatures.
Left Shark
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I'll tell you this now - a lot of people are going to be the Left Shark from Katy Perry's Superbowl performance this year. The upside is that Katy Perry fans are going to want to take pictures with you. And by the rules of Halloween (assuming her fan base is primarily female), these fans will be dressed provocatively. Jackpot.
President Kanye West
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At the VMAs this year, Kanye arrogantly announced that he will be running for President in 2020. To everybody but himself, this was a horrible idea. So this year, dress as what you believe President Kanye West will look like in 2020. My suggestion would be to throw on those stupid shutter sunglasses he made famous years ago, a few oversized, blinged-out necklaces, a suit and an bejeweled Uncle Sam-style hat.
The Fat Jewish
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Josh "The Fat Jewish" Ostrovsky is likely responsible for a lot of the stuff that makes you laugh on Instagram. He's a pop culture commentator who's made waves in the media this year due to manufacturing a career out of stealing other people's comedic material. The Fat Jewish also has an iconic look, which makes him a recognizable character. He's fat, wears bright clothing and pizza accessories and has a big beard and ponytail that stands upright (place your hair or wig around a wire to make this effect work for you). If you aren't a fan of this fellow, get creative with the costume and play up the thief role. You know, dress as the Hamburglar with a beard and that erect ponytail or something.
Black Whopper and Green Poo
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Rumor has it that if you eat a Black Whopper (a promotional food item for Halloween), your poo will turn green due to copious amounts of food coloring. If you're in a loving partnership, may I suggest you and your significant other dress up as the before and after version of one of America's finest, sometimes microwaved (I've seen it happen), fast food burgers?
Netflix and Chill
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There are so many ways to get creative with this one. The only staple for the costume would be a red t-shirt with the Netflix logo. How you interpret the sexually suggestive portion of this millennial phenomenon (a utility belt full of condoms, a bag of ice, etc.) is your call.
Any Emoji
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Ladies love emojis. If there's one you favor more than others, make that your costume. After all, emojis are very hot right now. Don't have a favorite? Go as the poo one (yes, I realize that's my second poo suggestion for 2015).
Snapchat Effects
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Snapchat has a new feature that turns your face into various animations, and people are loving it. The most popular would have to be the puking rainbow, which is good, because it's pretty easy to recreate. Just paint a waving rainbow from your bottom lip to your neck and have your girlfriend make your eyes appear big and anime-like.
Ashley Madison Hack
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How does one dress up like a computer hack? F*ck if I know, but I'd suggest wearing all black, printing out a boatload of dating profiles along with the Ashley Madison logo and taping those clippings to your body. This costume might take some explaining, but the payoff will be worth it.
Dead Jon Snow
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Is Jon Snow dead? Who knows, but if you're a fanboy, dressing up as him will lead to multiple conversations and theories about Snow's fate. Despite being fictional, his perceived death caused a huge media shitstorm - almost as much as Justin Bieber's wiener (another possible costume idea).
El Chapo
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While a few convicts have escaped prison in 2015, none have been more notorious than Joaquin Guzman, better known as El Chapo. He's the Mexican drug lord who heads the Sinaloa Cartel and, according to the U.S. Treasury Department, the world's most powerful drug trafficker. A crappy version of the costume is actually available for purchase, of which 4,000 have already been bought; 1,400 of which were sold in the U.S.
Donald Trump
Though not original in the slightest, a culturally relevant costume suggestion list in 2015 would be incomplete without the celebrity who could potentially become President in 2016. Though a ton of people are already going to dress as Trump this year, there are so many versions of him you can be to make the costume a little more unique. Examples include Mexican Trump, Zombie Trump (because you know if he's ever elected President we will face a subsequent apocalypse), Make America Great Again Trump and so on.
PC Principal
"South Park" recently introduced us to P.C. Principal, a character who has dedicated his position at South Park Elementary to banishing intolerance by any means necessary with his muscle-bound buddies at the PCA Frat House, in their 19th season. To dress as PC Principal, wear a blue polo shirt with the PCA Frat House crest, beige dress pants, a blonde wig and the appropriate facial hair. As for how you should act, get offended by everything.
Fully Clothed Playboy Bunny
Playboy is getting rid of their nudie photos, and all of our 12-year-old selves are pretty rattled about it. At the very least, this news has given us one good thing: a very affordable and lazy Halloween costume. Just throw some dollar store bunny ears on your head and dress as you would otherwise. It's not the most convincing costume, but it's easy nonetheless.
Cecil The Lion
There are two ways you can make this costume work: you can do the insensitive thing and dress up as a dead lion with bullet wounds, or you can take liberties with the idea and dress as a lion in camo gear with a toy gun and instead hunt people illegally - theoretically, of course.
The A-hole Dentist Who Shot Cecil The Lion
The rich douche who killed Cecil is Walter Palmer, a well-to-do dentist. To make this costume work, just dress as a blood soaked dentist with a toy gun - even out of context this is scary. You can also purchase a stuffed lion to get the point across more effectively, but sometimes explaining the costume is the best part. This is especially true if the person you're speaking with is an attractive female who's into men who hunt protected creatures.
Left Shark
I'll tell you this now - a lot of people are going to be the Left Shark from Katy Perry's Superbowl performance this year. The upside is that Katy Perry fans are going to want to take pictures with you. And by the rules of Halloween (assuming her fan base is primarily female), these fans will be dressed provocatively. Jackpot.
President Kanye West
At the VMAs this year, Kanye arrogantly announced that he will be running for President in 2020. To everybody but himself, this was a horrible idea. So this year, dress as what you believe President Kanye West will look like in 2020. My suggestion would be to throw on those stupid shutter sunglasses he made famous years ago, a few oversized, blinged-out necklaces, a suit and an bejeweled Uncle Sam-style hat.
The Fat Jewish
Josh "The Fat Jewish" Ostrovsky is likely responsible for a lot of the stuff that makes you laugh on Instagram. He's a pop culture commentator who's made waves in the media this year due to manufacturing a career out of stealing other people's comedic material. The Fat Jewish also has an iconic look, which makes him a recognizable character. He's fat, wears bright clothing and pizza accessories and has a big beard and ponytail that stands upright (place your hair or wig around a wire to make this effect work for you). If you aren't a fan of this fellow, get creative with the costume and play up the thief role. You know, dress as the Hamburglar with a beard and that erect ponytail or something.
Black Whopper and Green Poo
Rumor has it that if you eat a Black Whopper (a promotional food item for Halloween), your poo will turn green due to copious amounts of food coloring. If you're in a loving partnership, may I suggest you and your significant other dress up as the before and after version of one of America's finest, sometimes microwaved (I've seen it happen), fast food burgers?
Netflix and Chill
There are so many ways to get creative with this one. The only staple for the costume would be a red t-shirt with the Netflix logo. How you interpret the sexually suggestive portion of this millennial phenomenon (a utility belt full of condoms, a bag of ice, etc.) is your call.
Any Emoji
Ladies love emojis. If there's one you favor more than others, make that your costume. After all, emojis are very hot right now. Don't have a favorite? Go as the poo one (yes, I realize that's my second poo suggestion for 2015).
Snapchat Effects
Snapchat has a new feature that turns your face into various animations, and people are loving it. The most popular would have to be the puking rainbow, which is good, because it's pretty easy to recreate. Just paint a waving rainbow from your bottom lip to your neck and have your girlfriend make your eyes appear big and anime-like.
Ashley Madison Hack
How does one dress up like a computer hack? F*ck if I know, but I'd suggest wearing all black, printing out a boatload of dating profiles along with the Ashley Madison logo and taping those clippings to your body. This costume might take some explaining, but the payoff will be worth it.
Dead Jon Snow
Is Jon Snow dead? Who knows, but if you're a fanboy, dressing up as him will lead to multiple conversations and theories about Snow's fate. Despite being fictional, his perceived death caused a huge media shitstorm - almost as much as Justin Bieber's wiener (another possible costume idea).
El Chapo
While a few convicts have escaped prison in 2015, none have been more notorious than Joaquin Guzman, better known as El Chapo. He's the Mexican drug lord who heads the Sinaloa Cartel and, according to the U.S. Treasury Department, the world's most powerful drug trafficker. A crappy version of the costume is actually available for purchase, of which 4,000 have already been bought; 1,400 of which were sold in the U.S.
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Chaz Hutton Draws Hilarious And Accurate Pictures Of Life
If the majority of your Instagram is filled with plates of food and shirtless mirror selfies, chances are you've stumbled onto my Instagram, so for that I apologize. But if you want to see something new and hilarious (aside from my naked top-half) you need to follow illustrator's Chaz Hutton's Instagram, Insta-Chaaz, where he posts a bunch of hilarious drawings that are painfully accurate.
Check out some of his best drawings below:
This guy gets it: Utah Dad Writes Hilarious Tardy Notes For His Kids' School
Check out some of his best drawings below:
This guy gets it: Utah Dad Writes Hilarious Tardy Notes For His Kids' School
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Guy Takes Selfie With Goat, Gets Roasted By Internet
What originally started as a guy posting a selfie with a goat after that goat decided to follow him home, instead ended up with the Internet roasting this poor lad because of his glorious eyebrows.
The guy below took a picture with a goat after it had been following him for quite some time:
"While on a run, this goat started following me... And kept up for 2 miles (before being picked up by its owners)," the guy captioned this photo with. But what followed was just a barrage of pictures poking fun at him.
Here's the original picture:
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And here is the Internet doing what they do best: being a-holes:
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Thankfully this dude had a sense of humor about the whole thing, saying "Obligatory "holy shit this blew up" Thanks for all the Photoshops and roasts. It's great to laugh about yourself first thing in the morning. Reddit never disappoints."
Via Reddit
The Internet got to Kate Upton, too: A Picture Of Kate Upton Working Out Just Got Photoshopped The Hell Out Of
The guy below took a picture with a goat after it had been following him for quite some time:
"While on a run, this goat started following me... And kept up for 2 miles (before being picked up by its owners)," the guy captioned this photo with. But what followed was just a barrage of pictures poking fun at him.
Here's the original picture:
And here is the Internet doing what they do best: being a-holes:
Thankfully this dude had a sense of humor about the whole thing, saying "Obligatory "holy shit this blew up" Thanks for all the Photoshops and roasts. It's great to laugh about yourself first thing in the morning. Reddit never disappoints."
Via Reddit
The Internet got to Kate Upton, too: A Picture Of Kate Upton Working Out Just Got Photoshopped The Hell Out Of
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Weird News: Portugal Airport Plays Porn On Baggage Claim Screen
While moms everywhere are still traumatized by Target hilariously subjecting their children to porn, an airport in Portugal tried to outdo them by accidentally having porn show up on one of their screens in baggage claim.
Check out the video below of the porn playing in Lisbon's Portela Airport:
According to a spokesperson for the airport, there is an explanation for this:
"At 3:00 a.m. on October 19, along one of the luggage mats from Lisbon Airport, a TV was tuned (without sound) to a Portuguese generalist channel (this is not a porn channel), which at the time ran a soft porn movie."
No word yet if this was included with the baggage fee.
Via Yahoo! News
Happens all the time, it seems: Greek News Plays Porn In Background During News Report (Very Obviously NSFW)
Check out the video below of the porn playing in Lisbon's Portela Airport:
According to a spokesperson for the airport, there is an explanation for this:
"At 3:00 a.m. on October 19, along one of the luggage mats from Lisbon Airport, a TV was tuned (without sound) to a Portuguese generalist channel (this is not a porn channel), which at the time ran a soft porn movie."
No word yet if this was included with the baggage fee.
Via Yahoo! News
Happens all the time, it seems: Greek News Plays Porn In Background During News Report (Very Obviously NSFW)
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14 Products We've All Been Using Completely Wrong
We use a lot of the products below quite a bit, so it's quite concerning to learn that we may have been using them wrong the entire time. I'd like to think that it's the fault of the companies, though, because they shouldn't assume we are smart or logical. Every product should contain a detailed instruction manual that we wouldn't read anyway because anything what isn't in a GIF or meme won't get our attention.
Check out some products you may have been using wrong this whole time.
Those folds are there for a reason.
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Aluminum foil boxes have folds on the sides to hold the foil in place while you rip out a sheet so the roll doesn't exit the box. Too complex for us.
Blame John Stamos
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If you eat Greek yogurt for some reason, you're supposed to fold the topping section so that it pours into the yogurt. Or you can just eat normal food, if you're into that.
Makes sense.
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That soda can of yours has a hole to hold your straw in place for some reason.
Impress yourself with your knot skills.
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In order to keep your extension cords from coming part, tie them in a sweet pretzel knot you learned in Boy Scouts that one time.
Juice boxes have handles?
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If you're five years old and can't hold your juice box, they come with handles to better balance it. Or you can drink from a cup.
For the three people that eat Toblerone.
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You're supposed to pull towards the bar and not away from it. Or you can continue to inhale chocolate like true Americans do.
Everything is something.
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The pots you don't use have spoon holders.
There is an art to this.
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This is the right way to floss, but I blame my dentist for not talking over my "La la la, I can't hear you, my teeth are great!" speech.
This changes everything.
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Your soft drink lid at your favorite fast food place can actually be made into a coaster. No more screaming at your house guests and threatening to murder them if they leave wet rings on your table.
For those with spoon phobias.
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You can use your lid as a spoon. This is also good for poor folks or people who hate doing dishes. So it's good for everyone.
The right way to store your peanut butter.
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Store peanut butter upside down so you don't get a layer of oil on the top. Or just eat it all in one sitting and avoid all of this.
Shit, that's news to me.
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Flat rim plungers are for sinks only.
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These are for toilets.
Another one for the "hate washing dishes" crowd.
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Your Chinese takeout containers can be unfolded into plates.
Don't tell me how to live my life.
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You're only supposed to be using a pea-sized amount of toothpaste. Again, I blame the dentist.
Via Diply
More stuff you didn't know (probably) This Is The Last Life Hacks Article We Will Post In 2014
Check out some products you may have been using wrong this whole time.
Those folds are there for a reason.
Aluminum foil boxes have folds on the sides to hold the foil in place while you rip out a sheet so the roll doesn't exit the box. Too complex for us.
Blame John Stamos
If you eat Greek yogurt for some reason, you're supposed to fold the topping section so that it pours into the yogurt. Or you can just eat normal food, if you're into that.
Makes sense.
That soda can of yours has a hole to hold your straw in place for some reason.
Impress yourself with your knot skills.
In order to keep your extension cords from coming part, tie them in a sweet pretzel knot you learned in Boy Scouts that one time.
Juice boxes have handles?
If you're five years old and can't hold your juice box, they come with handles to better balance it. Or you can drink from a cup.
For the three people that eat Toblerone.
You're supposed to pull towards the bar and not away from it. Or you can continue to inhale chocolate like true Americans do.
Everything is something.
The pots you don't use have spoon holders.
There is an art to this.
This is the right way to floss, but I blame my dentist for not talking over my "La la la, I can't hear you, my teeth are great!" speech.
This changes everything.
Your soft drink lid at your favorite fast food place can actually be made into a coaster. No more screaming at your house guests and threatening to murder them if they leave wet rings on your table.
For those with spoon phobias.
You can use your lid as a spoon. This is also good for poor folks or people who hate doing dishes. So it's good for everyone.
The right way to store your peanut butter.
Store peanut butter upside down so you don't get a layer of oil on the top. Or just eat it all in one sitting and avoid all of this.
Shit, that's news to me.
Flat rim plungers are for sinks only.
These are for toilets.
Another one for the "hate washing dishes" crowd.
Your Chinese takeout containers can be unfolded into plates.
Don't tell me how to live my life.
You're only supposed to be using a pea-sized amount of toothpaste. Again, I blame the dentist.
Via Diply
More stuff you didn't know (probably) This Is The Last Life Hacks Article We Will Post In 2014
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Miami Dolphins Fan Eats It Hard Attempting Jumping High Five
The Miami Dolphins are trying to turn their season around after firing their head coach and finally winning a game last week. Likewise, the fan in this video (who was at our totally awesome Mandatory Happy Hour last night in NYC) is probably trying to recover from landing on his ass after a huge high five fail.
Dan Campbell would love this guy's energy, though.
More NFL Fun: Amazon Reviews Of NFL Quarterbacks
Epic high five fail
Posted by Yonatan Gray on Friday, October 23, 2015
Dan Campbell would love this guy's energy, though.
More NFL Fun: Amazon Reviews Of NFL Quarterbacks
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This Giant Spider Prank Is Cruel, But All In Good Fun
Most people are horrified of spiders, so it should come as no surprise that any time a giant one pops out of an elevator or literally falls from the sky, it damn near gives them a heart attack. Fortunately, once the adrenaline wears off, those being pranked are pretty good sports about it. And why wouldn't you be? After all, you get to walk away breathing and relatively dry depending on how much pee came out.
Related: Watch This Giant Mutant Spider Dog Scare the Crap Out of People
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Read The Amazon Review Some Guy Left After He Bought A 'Pussy Snorkel' For His Cat
I honestly didn't think when I woke up this morning that I would be googling "Pussy Snorkel," but that's apparently what this guy should have done before he bought one on Amazon last year.
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Despite the fact that the product description for the Pussy Snorkel clearly states that it "allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O," some dude bought it for his cat.
As expected, the results were less than desirable, and the man left a review discouraging all "cat owners or pet lovers" from purchasing one for their animals.
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Poor Mr. Razzles. If only his owner had purchased a product whose name is a lot less misleading, like the Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear, for example, then this tragedy would likely have been avoided.
Even more disturbing than this guy putting a "muff diving in the tub" breathing apparatus on his cat? You guessed it: The fact that those who shopped for the Pussy Snorkel also viewed the Hot Wheels version of the Mars rover Curiosity.
h/t BroBible
Why go down on your girl in the tub when you can do it in 55 gallons of lube instead? These Amazon Reviews For A 55 Gallon Keg Of Lube Are Hilarious
Despite the fact that the product description for the Pussy Snorkel clearly states that it "allows a man to continue breathing while performing oral sex on a woman in a spa, bathtub or even a bowl of green Jell-O," some dude bought it for his cat.
As expected, the results were less than desirable, and the man left a review discouraging all "cat owners or pet lovers" from purchasing one for their animals.
Poor Mr. Razzles. If only his owner had purchased a product whose name is a lot less misleading, like the Snorkel O Vibrating Muff Dive Gear, for example, then this tragedy would likely have been avoided.
Even more disturbing than this guy putting a "muff diving in the tub" breathing apparatus on his cat? You guessed it: The fact that those who shopped for the Pussy Snorkel also viewed the Hot Wheels version of the Mars rover Curiosity.
h/t BroBible
Why go down on your girl in the tub when you can do it in 55 gallons of lube instead? These Amazon Reviews For A 55 Gallon Keg Of Lube Are Hilarious
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Weird News: It Doesn't Get Much Better Than These Sumo Wrestlers Running A Race
If you asked me what sumo wrestlers did when they weren't slapping and pushing each other in the ring, my first guess would be eat.
Near the bottom of my list of guesses? Racing each other on foot.
But according to Huffington Post, that's exactly what sumo wrestlers Kento Amakaze, Tatsuaki Kaiho and Kanata Takatenshu recently did on a track in Wakayama, Japan, and it did not disappoint.
It was photo finish, but we'll go ahead and say Kaiho in the middle lane was the victor, especially since he did this little winner's shimmy afterward:
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Although really, all of us are champions for being able to watch that.
Sumo wrestlers racing on foot is highly entertaining, but we prefer this race: Japanese Game Show Pits Women Against Each Other...In Hand Job Race
Near the bottom of my list of guesses? Racing each other on foot.
But according to Huffington Post, that's exactly what sumo wrestlers Kento Amakaze, Tatsuaki Kaiho and Kanata Takatenshu recently did on a track in Wakayama, Japan, and it did not disappoint.
今日は和歌山巡業！土俵の外でも熱い戦いがありました 手前から天風関、魁鵬、貴天秀さん pic.twitter.com/2rBKPbD4Kl
- 石浦将勝 (@ghetto_stone) October 19, 2015
It was photo finish, but we'll go ahead and say Kaiho in the middle lane was the victor, especially since he did this little winner's shimmy afterward:
Although really, all of us are champions for being able to watch that.
Sumo wrestlers racing on foot is highly entertaining, but we prefer this race: Japanese Game Show Pits Women Against Each Other...In Hand Job Race
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Weird News: Guy Made $7,700 A Month By Pimping Out His Wife To More Than 2,700 Men
She wasn't the Wilt Chamberlain of hookers, but she was pretty damn close.
According to Metro, a 54-year-old French man allegedly made close to $7,700 a month over a four-year period by pimping out his wife to more than 2,700 men.
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The couple was arrested on Tuesday, but it looks as though only the 46-year-old woman's husband will be facing jail time for his actions because prostitution is legal in France while soliciting for business is not.
The prosecutor at Meaux's criminal court said the man would sit in the family car with the couple's five-year-old son while the woman would take her customers to pound town inside their house.
"The husband exercised a psychological power over his wife, preventing her from stopping submitting herself to the sexual needs of customers who were sometimes very tough," Emmanuel Dupic said.
The couple has been married for 10 years, which is ironically the same amount of jail time the pimp husband is currently staring down.
No word if the couple's kid plans on taking a blood test to see if the pimp is really his dad.
This sounds way better than the WNBA: Harlem Pimp Arrested For Setting Up Naked Hooker Boxing Match To Settle $80 Dispute
According to Metro, a 54-year-old French man allegedly made close to $7,700 a month over a four-year period by pimping out his wife to more than 2,700 men.
The couple was arrested on Tuesday, but it looks as though only the 46-year-old woman's husband will be facing jail time for his actions because prostitution is legal in France while soliciting for business is not.
The prosecutor at Meaux's criminal court said the man would sit in the family car with the couple's five-year-old son while the woman would take her customers to pound town inside their house.
"The husband exercised a psychological power over his wife, preventing her from stopping submitting herself to the sexual needs of customers who were sometimes very tough," Emmanuel Dupic said.
The couple has been married for 10 years, which is ironically the same amount of jail time the pimp husband is currently staring down.
No word if the couple's kid plans on taking a blood test to see if the pimp is really his dad.
This sounds way better than the WNBA: Harlem Pimp Arrested For Setting Up Naked Hooker Boxing Match To Settle $80 Dispute
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Being Broke In College vs. Being Broke As An Adult
Most of us have gone through a period in our lives when we're just flat-out broke. Hopefully it wasn't for too long of a time and eventually came to an end, but things drastically change when it happens. But how are things different when you're broke in college versus being broke as a grown-up out on your own? It's two different worlds. Here's what it's like when there's no money in your account in college and as an adult.
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The New York Mandatory Happy Hour Was Awesome (And You Should Come To The Next One)
So we had a happy hour in New York City last night at Village Pourhouse. It was awesome. Trust me, I was there. So were a bunch of our fans. So I'm here to thank everyone who came out and made it such a success.
Why was it awesome? Well first of all, there was free booze all night long. Second, prizes! Who doesn't like prizes? Second prize was a delicious bottle of whisky.
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Then there was the grand prize: a Justin Bieber blow-up doll named "Just-in Beaver," which we can't picture here because it will probably get our prize winner fired from his respectable job. But yeah, it was a giant sex doll with "2 love holes." So don't say we never give you anything nice, folks.
Keep your eye out on our Facebook page for the next Mandatory happy hour. This one will be in Los Angeles. And it will also be amazing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take some Advil. My head still hurts.
Why was it awesome? Well first of all, there was free booze all night long. Second, prizes! Who doesn't like prizes? Second prize was a delicious bottle of whisky.
Then there was the grand prize: a Justin Bieber blow-up doll named "Just-in Beaver," which we can't picture here because it will probably get our prize winner fired from his respectable job. But yeah, it was a giant sex doll with "2 love holes." So don't say we never give you anything nice, folks.
Keep your eye out on our Facebook page for the next Mandatory happy hour. This one will be in Los Angeles. And it will also be amazing.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take some Advil. My head still hurts.
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Bradi S is an Orlando, Florida blonde dropped in sunny Corona, California. At 24, she's worked as a Monster Energy Girl, modeled for AMI Clubwear and been a part of several Nascar and supercross events. She loves baking and artsy fartsy stuff, but most importantly, you can follow her on Instagram @BradiS and enjoy her sexy pics.
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