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10 Films In Which The Trailer Spoiled The Ending

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Don't you just love it when the movie you're amped to see is spoiled by its trailer? You know, that moment when you're about an hour into the film and you start to remember things you were excited to see, and before you know it, you've got the ending figured out with another hour left to go? Instead of finding and burying the people who ruin our movie-going experience in less than two minutes, let's publicly flog them together in this roundup of movies in which the trailer ruined the whole ending. (OBVIOUSLY, SPOILERS AHEAD!)

The Departed

Remember that scene with Matt Damon getting shot by Mark Wahlberg at the end? Well, you waited and waited for Wahlberg to break uniform and pull a gun, but once the movie was almost over, you realized you hadn't seen it. Oh, wait, there it is. It was the ending, slipped right into the trailer at the 1:51 mark. And we thought Scorsese was a smart guy.

Castaway

You'd have to be crazier than a guy who talks to a volleyball to not see that Tom Hanks clearly gets off the island, which was sort of the point of the whole movie. The anti-climatic return to mundane living tacked onto the end to the film was highlighted by the kissing-in-the-rain scene from the trailer, heavily displayed at its 1:39 mark. By the time he'd left to go on the trip, we already knew he was getting back alive. At that point, we cared about the movie about as much as we cared about "Lost" after they escaped from the island but were stupid enough to go back.

The Island

Speaking of islands, it turns out there is none in "The Island." Of course, you already knew that from the trailer around 1:19. In fact, the very last line of the preview reiterates, "Still think there's an island?"

Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

One of the most shocking moments from the trilogy's first installment was the loss of Gandalf, which by the end of the trailer is revealed to have not been his end. Starting at 1:30 on, we see a huge chunk of trailer that could've been reallocated to some other part of this 12-hour story.

Contagion

Gwyneth Paltrow dies. The first 59 seconds of the trailer lead up to the doctor telling Matt Damon she's dead. Aand at the one-minute mark, we no longer need to see the first hour of the film.

Speed

Between the first 45 seconds and the end of the trailer, we see multiple explosions that give away all the different suspense moments of the film. Then they give us the ending at the very end. Seriously, trailers in the '90s were very insecure about getting people to the theaters.

Funny People

The whole build-up of the film was that Adam Sandler's character was dying of cancer, at least until the point in the movie. Or in the case of this trailer, the 2:06 mark where they decide to disclose that he beat it and will spend the rest of the movie rehashing about the time he almost died of cancer. Thus, becoming like every movie.

Terminator Salvation

The entire first minute drops hints that Sam Worthington's mystery is being revealed. Then, at the 1:09 mark, we see him completely divulge the whole point of the film, thinking he's human before Christian Bale is kind enough to shed some light for him. But a leaked script ruined everything long before the trailer did.

Brothers

The whole thing about Sam (Tobey Maguire) being dead is stated and restated constantly in the first minute of the trailer, and then it's disclosed he's not dead at the 1:05 mark. Just when things were heating up for Tommy (Jake Gyllenhaal). Not only that, it goes on to show you his crazy PTSD flip-out phase, another highlight of the film.

Free Willy

The trailer speaks of the greatest adventure of the summer of 1993, but that great whale-freeing experience was completely summarized and spoiled in its less-than-two-minute trailer. The entire plot and ending are essentially summarized right here.

 

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Rail Thin Man's Transformation Into A Bodybuilding Hulk Is Both Scary And Incredible

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You know those transformation episodes on "Maury" when they show pictures of a skinny dude and then that same dude walks onto the set but now he's on steroids and the women are going crazy? Well, that's sort of how this story goes but instead of steroids it took a crazy work ethic (and a lot of tribal tattoos).



Martyn Ford, who was a 6'ft 8" lanky guy, has gone through an insane transformation which now has him at 323 lbs and looking like something that would kill you with a simple stare. The gym owner has now been cast in a movie called "Undisputed 4," because of his shear size.

Check out Ford now thanks to pictures on his Instagram; pictures that also include advice for other people that want to look like him:

Chest routine today - I'm looking at growing and trying to fill out my upper chest more, I really want to work on getting a thicker, more balanced physique, so I will be focusing my training around this. Woth that in mind, this will be my chest (part 1) work out, later in the wk I will hit the chest again with more focus on isolation movements, getting the stretch and contraction working at its maximum. Today's session: Dumbbell chest press incline / inclined chest flys Dumbbells / inclined barbell / flat cable flys / dumbbell flat bench press - I hit the compound movements heavy, with a spotter and reached 7-9 reps, I got a few extra forced reps In while really concentrating on the negative and the hold, also full contraction of the movement. I did 3 working sets of each, with 45-60 second rest, I picked one exercise (inc dumbbell) and did a set of 40-50 reps with relevant weight that allowed me to hit that range. I also upped my intake of carbs pre workout to see if it gave me any extra advantage, and I have to say I did have a good session, so that may of helped, no matter what level you are, you can always learn! Education and dedication is the key to success #martynford #betabodz #richpiana #fivepercent #5%

A photo posted by Martyn Ford (@martynford1982) on



Cardio? Should I , shouldn't I? Very quick answer for all training , YES!!!!! Now if you want to read on, I will explain why. First and foremost the obvious, your health! And for some reason this still isn't a good enough reason? Bizarre but true! Now to sell this to all you muscle hungry monsters! Lol Why do cardio for gains? I'm not saying to do intervals, intense fart Lek or fasted state cardio! This is simply, steady state cardio, slow and steady, nice comfortable speed. You won't be breaking any world records, but this isn't the objective! By doing moderately intensive cardio, the bloody flow will be increased in those areas been used. This has HUGE affects on recovery and recovery speed! This is due to fresh nutrients been delivered to the relevant areas and the waste products (toxins) been taken away. Just remember that the body will only deliver the fresh toxins to the areas the blood is been pumped to! This of your muscles as tyres on a car! If you pump up your back tyre, don't expect your front one to inflate at the same time! So make the cardio relevant to the areas worked! Bike ideal for legs, tower, swimming, arm based cardio machine or crosstrainer with arm motion great for upper body. If your bulking I would stick to 15-20 min post session, and be sure to take your drink on board straight away! Remember the aim of this isn't fat loss! It's recovery! So if you are a hard gainer, and find your losing weight, don't be afraid to drink carb drink during so your body is burning the fuel from that rather than fat or muscle tissue. #cardio #training #educational #youtube #martynford #gains #bloodysweattears

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Upper and inner chest! Ok so here is a few pointers that I will be following in my next chest session. Upper chest, incline barbell chest press (will alternate each wk with dbs) be sure to set up correctly! Even the best sometimes forget! Chest should be the highest body part, this is done by retracting shoulde blades, lift chest high, slight arch in back. Once bar is in place slowly lower, you want to keep elbows close , if they drift to wide you will be press on with your shoulders to much. Take the bar as drop as you can, ideally touching the chest, wen you extend you don't lock your arms out, going to high in the motion just activates triceps , so your continuous tension on the chest is reduced! Now here is a great tip for inner chest! Work with a partner, when you are flying , get him to push against the inside of your forearms, not to much, just enough so you can really the resistance against you. The idea is your trying to do a slow 3-4 second contraction under control and he/she is pushing. This will tear much more muscle fibres this way and excellent for bringing up the middle chest #tips #chest #martynford #training

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How muscles grow! As a beginner I believe it's vital to understand the basics of the human anatomy and how it works. Building muscles can be a frustrating game at times, so if you have an understanding of how the process works and realistic time frames for success then you are more likely to stick with fitness and achieve your goals. Muscles contract and work in the body when they receive a signal. Motor neurons send this signal and tell your muscles to contract, the better the signal the stronger the contraction. Strength comes from the ability of the muscles to react to the signal, so muscle size is not always a true observation of strength. When you first start lifting weights you won't grow that much in muscle size in comparison to your strength increase. This is purely down to your repetition of the movement and your body learning how to trigger the muscles correctly to stimulate movement. Motor unit skills are been learned here. After this phase, you will then start to see gains in muscle size. Once you have trained your muscles then start to repair. The damaged muscle fibres are then repair or replaced in a cellular process where it fuses muscle fibres together to form new protein strands. These increase in thickness and size to Create muscle growth. This adaptation happens not while you train but while you rest. So be sure to train hard and eat well for maximum gains. Co district and longevity are how you build a good physique. No supplement or magic protein powder is going to do that. Hard work, correct planning and consistent dedication. #education #muscle #beginner

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Another crazy transformation: This Transgender U.S. Marine's Transformation Is Amazing

 

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The Truth Behind What You Can See Using Airport Full Body Scanners

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There is nothing positive about being at an airport as the majority of airport experiences range from terrible to a nightmare, but to make matters worse, going through security is something that makes even the most patient person lose their minds.

And full body scanners are something that not everyone is on board with, especially if you take a look at some real pictures taken from an airport full body scanner.

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Let's first take a look at this woman going through a full body scanner, and the man with gloves on eagerly waiting to give her an excuse to pat her down while quietly hating the woman he ended up marrying.

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This is before and after an invert. Notice how the woman is planning the demise of everyone that works at TSA.

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These full body scanners do catch terrorists who have decided to surgically implant bombs because terrorists always try to reach for the stars.

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Of course without the black box you would be able to see all of this guy's business. Or this might be me attempting to dance at a club.

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This terrorist was caught when he stepped into a full body scanner.

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This person clearly had a gun, or a gun tattoo. Either way they're an idiot.

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This man was so pissed off about security that he just got naked. He was fined $1000. "Well worth it," he was heard telling his mom, probably.

Via Izismile

Absolute misery: A Timeline Of Every Trip To The Airport

 

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How To Pick A Restaurant With Your Girlfriend

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It's hard enough trying to find somewhere you want to eat on your own, but bring another person into the equation and it's way more difficult. Make that other person your significant other and now you're in a full-on nightmare. These steps aren't exactly going to be helpful with your future dinner endeavors, but they certainly are honest.

Choosing A Restaurant With Your Girlfriend
1. Load up in the car before you even start to figure it out. That way she can sort of look on Yelp and vaguely describe the restaurants while you're driving.

2. Suggest a restaurant. You can name exactly what you're in the mood for, but don't worry; it's not going to happen.

3. Ask her what she's in the mood to eat. She'll let you know that it doesn't matter. She's up for whatever.

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4. Name three other restaurants you'd gladly dine at if she were interested. She's not. She doesn't give you any reason, but she assures you that she doesn't want to eat there.

5. Start listing off the restaurants you're about to pass. She doesn't respond. Why? Because she's texting. Great.

Choosing A Restaurant With Your Girlfriend
6. She'll ask you to just pick whatever because she's starving. Literally anything will work.

7. You see a taco place coming up on your left. You suggest it. She declines. Apparently "literally anything will work" doesn't include tacos.

Choosing A Restaurant With Your Girlfriend
8. She suggests the French restaurant that just opened up, but it's all the way on the other side of town and there's a dress code, but you're wearing cargo shorts and she's wearing flip flops.

9. She gets frustrated.

10. You get frustrated.

11. For a few moments you start to blame it on each other and almost break up. If you can't agree on tacos then do you really have a chance to make it?

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12. She suggests you go to that diner you both like. It's the one with 24-hour breakfast.

13. It's right next to your house. You guys could have seriously walked there. You actually do walk there all the time. Why did you spend all this time driving around?

14. You drive to the stupid breakfast diner.

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15. You guys order the same things you always order.

16. While you're eating she sees a photo on Facebook of her friends at the new French place across town. Then she looks over at you eating pancakes in cargo shorts. Where did it all go wrong? How did you both get to this point?

17. Hey, at least you're not at Applebee's, right??

Choosing A Restaurant With Your Girlfriend
Related: A Timeline Of Waiting For Your Wife To Leave For The Party

 

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Majestic Dog Leap Gets Hilarious Photoshop Treatment

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It's not just humans that the Internet likes to mess with; innocent dogs also get the treatment sometimes as well. The Maltese below was clearly auditioning to become the new Lassie by showing all those producers just how amazing he looks leaping, ready to rescue that asshole Timmy who is always getting into shitty situations.

A great picture was taken of this dog in midair, but the Internet got a hold of it and killed his Hollywood dreams. Take a look at the original photo below:

Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment
And now take a look below at this majestic dog stuck in other situations thanks to the Internet (feel free to listen to Katy Perry's "Firework" while viewing these pictures for added effect).

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Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment

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Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment

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Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment

Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment

Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment

Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment

Funny, Majestic Dog Leap Gets The Photoshop Treatment

Via Funny Or Die

Important things are being done: Animals Without Necks Just Might Be Better Than Animals With Necks

 

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Kendall Jenner Just Flashed All Of Us On Social Media

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Posting a shirtless picture of myself on Instagram didn't work out the way I hoped, but it might work a tad better for Kendall Jenner as she has decided to post a photo of herself flashing us.

Since she has over 40 million followers on Instagram, Kendall thought it would be a nice gift for a large portion of the world (mostly made up of disgusting perverts) to showcase her goods (sort of). Take a look at the picture below:


If you feel tricked because there's a huge X covering her boob, feel free to Google what a boob looks like. And then let me know of your findings.

Let's keep the spotlight on her boobs: Kendall Jenner Sports Serious Underboob In Her New GQ Shoot

 

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Here's How Drunk Each NFL Team's Fans Are On Any Given Sunday

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Nobody parties like Buffalo Bills fans. That much was already apparent before you started reading this. But thanks to VinePair, we now know that they also rock the highest average BAC level of all NFL team on gameday. Coming in just shy of .08, they are followed closely by the loyal followers of the Detroit Lions and Philadelphia Eagles. Granted, these results only encompass the first seven weeks of the 2015 NFL season according to BACtrack smartphone breathalyzer results, but they still paint a pretty clear picture.

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Related: Amazon Reviews Of NFL Quarterbacks

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: The Wrath Of Bath

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost...oh well, there's always next week!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for next week's contest right here.

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13 Things That Always Happen When You Have Diarrhea

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We've all been there and it's a part of life, but that doesn't mean it's a pleasant part of it. You know that awful feeling that hits and just destroys every part of your being. It ruins your day and possibly your clothes as well. Here are 13 things that always happen when you have diarrhea.

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1. Your Stomach Starts Making Sounds Like a Load of Wet Towels in the Dryer
You know that sound your stomach makes when you're a little hungry? It's not that at all. This sounds like a witch's brew bubbling up out of a cauldron. You physically couldn't lie down on your back, but if you did you could probably see your stomach bubbling up like on Nightmare on Elm Street 2 when Freddy busted out of Jesse's stomach.

2. You Try and Convince Yourself You Can Hold It
Maybe if you just focus on something else it'll subside for a few minutes? You try and think about anything else in the world, but the feeling of your body turning into an upside down colon volcano overrides everything else.

3. You Start Sweating Like You're in a Nelly Video
Somehow you're cold and sweating at the same time. Is it coming out of your pores? You feel like you need to drink some water but the thought of breathing deeply, let alone gulping down some water, sounds like death. If you sneezed right now you'd have to have your carpets professionally shampooed.

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4. You're Rarely Alone
Remember that time you had explosive diarrhea when no one else was around and it went unnoticed by everyone else in the world? Of course not! That's because it always happens when you're walking through Target or waiting in line at the movies. Wonderful!

5. You Try to Relieve a Little Pressure But That's a Mistake
Your stomach feels like a hurricane is making landfall inside of it, so you think that maybe letting out just a little air would alleviate some of that pressure. The problem is that it's not air. It seems like air, but it's full of your body's version of that liquid in the bottom of a public trashcan. This was a horrible mistake.

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6. You Start Running in Place
Maybe a stationary jog will distract you from your misery. You look like Rocky training for a fight, but at least for the next 20 seconds you aren't focused on the water main that's about to burst in your butt.

7. Riding in a Car is Hell
There is no sitting still. If you have the unfortunate displeasure of riding in a car while your stomach is churning, the only way to possibly get relief is by doing what appear to be a breakdance beginner's class move while making a face like you just ate a lemon soaked in chest hair.

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8. If You're In Public, There's Going to Be a Line
You finally find a gas station with a bathroom, because you surely can't make it home, and guess what? There's a giant line. Now you have to either hop in place and wait for your turn, explain to everyone that you're about to soil BP's floor, or go into the opposite gender's bathroom and let them suffer your stomach's wrath.

9. And Someone is Going to Knock on the Door
Once you finally get in there, it's going to be a few minutes. Thankfully no one else in line is patient either and they'll start knocking on the door. Let me tell you, nothing helps you relax and go to the bathroom quicker than an angry stranger pounding on the door demanding that you hurry up. It's like a spa for your butthole.

10. You'll Think You're Done, But You're Not Done
You'll get up and go to wash your hands, but then something happens. It's like on a horror movie when they shoot the killer and they're all certain he's dead, but when they walk back to his body, he's gone. You thought it was all over, but there's more to come. If you get back to the toilet in time it's a miracle.

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11. At Least One Article of Clothing Has Been Ruined
RIP your khaki pants.

12. You Try and Figure Out Which Meal Caused It
As you're trying to pick up the pieces of your life, you have to find something to blame. What did you eat today? What's different from your normal routine? Did you get poisoned? Is it Randy from work? Is Randy trying to murder you??? Oh wait, no. You went to a food truck and got beef tacos. That's it.

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13. You Realize This is Really Why Toilet Brushes Exist
It's like someone put a stick of dynamite inside of a pot roast and closed it inside the toilet. You have to clean this up yourself because asking anyone else would instantly end that relationship forever.

 

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Country Music Stars Read 'Mean Tweets'

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'Jimmy Kimmel Live!': Mean Tweets - Country Music Edition
Anything that involves making more people realize how awful country music is is good entertainment, which is why having these country music stars read off some hilarious mean tweets on "Jimmy Kimmel Live" is simply perfect. From Carrie Underwood to Florida Georgia Line to the former lead singer of Hootie & the Blowfish who people used to think was white until they saw what he looked like, no one is safe from these tweets.

More musicians feeling the wrath: Jimmy Kimmel's 'Mean Tweets' Are Back For A Second Music Edition

 

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This Bathroom Pass Ensures You Never Go Alone Again

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I remember when I was in school and the bathroom pass was usually a piece of construction paper with the words "pass" written on it that the teacher wrote up while secretly hating his decision to become a teacher. Or sometimes it was just a doorstop that I had to lug around in case I was stopped by the principal who would walk the halls and pretend he gave a shit.

But now, things have changed in school. Take a look at the bathroom pass that kids are now carrying around.

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Sure, the school system is going down the drain, but at least this cardboard cutout is a step in some sort of direction.

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At least you would have company: 13 Things That Always Happen When You Have Diarrhea

 

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Roommates Get Brutally Honest During Game Of 'Truth Or Drink'

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If there is one way to be brutally honest with someone without having them hate you forever it's by using a drinking game as an excuse, which is exactly what the numerous roommates in the video below did.

"Truth Or Drink" is quite simple: one person ask their roommate a question, and if they refuse to answer that person takes a shot. It's a good way to learn about just how awful the person you're living with this.

Take a look at the hilarious video below:

Truth or Drink (Roommates): Full Episode

Roommates play a game of Truth or Drink! What is the most embarrassing thing that has happened between you and a roommate?#truthordrinkLike us on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/storiesbycut

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I guess answering Craigslist ads pays off sometimes.

Perhaps this can help: A Helpful Flowchart On How To Deal With A Bad Roommate Situation

 

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The Worst Things People Have Seen Their Bosses Do

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While you're trying to come up with a perfect plan to get rid of your boss that hopefully doesn't involve murder (but probably does because everything is solved with murder these days, at least according to Liam Neeson movies), the folks below have dealt with some crazy bosses and have actually witnessed them doing some things that aren't very boss-like (usually).

The men and women below took it to Whisper to confess some of the worst things they have seen their bosses do:

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Here's Some Fantastic Free Dating Advice

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As difficult as it may be not getting your daily fill of dating advice from Steve Harvey (because a man with an extensive pocket square collection has to know what he's talking about), Jeff Wysaski of Obvious Plant is here for you by leaving some free dating advice at the floral department of a grocery store.

Take a look at his tips below:

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These store tips are also free: Guy Posts Store Tips All Over Grocery Store And They're Hilarious

 

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This 'NBA Jam' Parody Featuring 2015 Kobe Bryant Is Outstanding

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Well, unless you're Kobe Bryant.

Somebody associated with Sports Illustrated had the stones to make a video of Kobe Bryant badly missing a ton of shots - just like he's done in pretty much every game so far this year - except they made it look like he was doing so in a game of "NBA Jam."

And because it's the 2015 version of Kobe Bryant and not Steph Curry, you'll hear great sound bytes like "He's cooling down!" and "WTF?" instead of "He's on fire!" and "Boomshakalaka."


"What a great contract!"

I'm not going to lie. That last one made me pee a little.

h/t Deadspin

We imagine the Amazon review for 2015 Kobe would also be pretty rough: Amazon Reviews Of NBA Players

 

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Weird News: Sheep Farts Forced A Flight To Malaysia To Make An Emergency Landing

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Where'd they eat before they boarded the plane, Chipotle?

According to Newsweek, a Singapore Airlines flight from Sydney, Australia to Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia was forced to make an emergency landing in Bali last week after the plane's smoke alarm went off.

The culprit? You guessed it: The farts and crap from the 2,186 sheep who were traveling below.

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That's right, kids. When sheep flatulate and shit, they release methane, and a "massive amount" of that methane made its way into the fuselage and set off the fire alarm. The pilots made the emergency landing on the island of Bali some 45 minutes later, and after a delay of two and a half hours, the plane was wheels up and off to Malaysia.

I suppose if you're looking for something positive to say about the rotten situation, at least we're talking about a plane eventually landing safely and Malaysia in the same sentence.

​It took just one giant dog to force this plane to land: US Airways Made An Emergency Landing Because A Dog Pooped In The Aisle

 

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