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November 8, 2015, 11:03 pm

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A Wish-Granting Winter Beer Guide For The 2015 Holiday Season

November 8, 2015, 11:23 pm

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It's the most wonderful time of the year: getting to try 10 festive winter beers to go with the holiday snow. This year, we're giving the gift of the best seasonal brews from some our favorite and most accessible brands. With any luck, there will be some not-so-inconspicuously wrapped gifts under the tree, filled with top of the lines malts and hops, uniquely festive taste and a slight buzz packed into every one. Light up a fire, toss on the holiday tunes and throw the recliner back as far as it'll allow. It's time to enjoy our winter seasonal beer selections for the 2015 holiday season. What's that? You live in California? Okay, have a Corona, too.

Lagunitas Brown Shugga'

ABV: 9.9%
Available: October-December
Any Rolling Stones reference mixed with one of the most addictive additives from the cooking pantry is fine by us, especially if it's coming from the likes of the top tier beer brand Lagunitas. This sweet release is considered "dangerously slammable," which by our calculations means we'll take two six-packs instead of one, and perfectly pair them with any of our favorite holiday treats.

Dogfish Head Piercing Pils

ABV: 6.0%
Available: December 2015
First brewed in December 2013, this pear-flavored hybrid combines the sweetness of the white pear with the deliciously intoxicating reputation of Dogfish Head pilsners. Though light in its step and easy on its alcohol content, the Piercing Pils doesn't just get its name from a half-assed alliteration; it's Dogfish Head baby. This cold, classic beer and its fresh citrus notes go great with your bathroom floor.

Sierra Nevada Bigfoot Barleywine Style Ale

ABV: 9.6%
Available: November-January
She's a beast of a drink, and if you think this barleywine-style beer is anything less, you'd be foolishly walking into Bigfoot's den with a tray of fresh meats. Sierra Nevada has long prided itself as a traditionalist and a safe bet for a good ale, but Bigfoot Ale is another story, giving us the traditionally tasty Sierra Nevada goodness mixed with some rocky robust and mature malts that can only be described as well-aged, cult-classic and freakishly hazardous to your ability to walk.

Samuel Adams Old Fezziwig

ABV: 5.9%
Available: Limited Release
With orange peel, cinnamon and ginger as its backbone, there's nothing this deep Mahogany, malt-driven number can't do in the wake of an early fallen snow. Built with notes of toffee, caramel and roasted chocolate to combat its fruitful snap, we highly suggest Sam Adams meets you for a drink with one of these to get you in the spirit of things.

Shock Top Twisted Pretzel Wheat

ABV: 5.2%
Available: Limited Release
You wouldn't know the same makers of piss-poor domestics - Anheuser-Busch - could whip up something as spot-on as the marriage of cold beer and warm baked goodness. There's nothing like the sweet and salty touch of a Belgium beer to satisfy both sides of the tongue, and Shock Top does just that with its holiday-worth wheat, twisted to perfection and going great with beer cheese. And you thought you'd just have your hands on finger foods all winter.

Blue Moon Chai Spiced Ale

ABV: 5.4%
Available: Limited Release
Why not take one of the best-hitting beer brands and the best cold weather drinks and see what happens? Okay! Blue Moon brings the chai spice to its winter lineup in a big way with a light on the booze/big on the taste beer that we'll be sad to see go when the spring sun wraps its legs around the sky. With the chai spices we know and love - cardamom, cloves, ginger and cinnamon - Blue Moon serves up the best present of all with our favorite drink.

Ballast Point Tongue Buckler

ABV: 10.0%
Available: Year Round
We always like to give you a winter beer that'll put hair on that chest to keep you warm during these cool winter months. An imperial red ale seems like the way to go, especially with malts and hops in extraordinary abundance, the bitterness and boldness off the charts and an exceptionally strong finish that'll have you covering your mouth at the office holiday party. It may be a year-round beer for Ballast Point, but it's never been more appropriate to the holidays. It also goes well with sweet potato fries.

Widmer Brrr

ABV: 7.2%
Available: October-December
If you like reds but don't want to be carried out of the bar, may we suggest a more responsible approach with the Widmer winter seasonal? With citrus aroma, caramel and chocolate body in addition to its deep red body and a sweet, soft finish, the only thing redder and sexier than Widmer Brrr are these Beautiful Redheads That'll Make Redheads Your New Thing.

Maui Brew Co. Lorenzini Double IPA

ABV: 7.6%
Available: Limited Release
We've never been the type to let you go without a double IPA of some sort, and although they usually register into dangerously high alcohol levels, this Maui Brew Co. Lorenzini Double IPA will still put some hair even on your girlfriend's chest. Maybe it's best if you keep these to yourself and away from your lady. An electric field - that's in reference to its name - of full flavor, packed with blood orange, local citrus and local Maui cane sugar, Lorenzini is the unsuspected holiday stealer full in body but not so strong you can't walk home.

Rogue Mogul Madness

ABV: 6.6%
Available: November-January
You were hoping for reefer madness? Well, Rogue has never let us down, and their Mogul Madness shouldn't either. Unless, of course, you have something against burgundy beers with berry, mocha and nut notes to go with its hoppy, caramel body. Geesh, I think we just described our idea woman: a little fruity, a little nutty and a strong, hoppy body. It truly is a holiday miracle!

 

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The Worst Cases Of FML In History

November 9, 2015, 12:08 am

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The acronym "FML" gets tossed around a lot in this digital world we live in, but most of the time, it's used on something that doesn't entirely warrant it. The following FML stories, however, are worthy of their namesake. In fact, they might be too worthy.


























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The Weirdest Stuff People Have Said After Sex

November 9, 2015, 12:51 am

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While you may feel like chanting "USA! USA!" after having sex with someone, it's probably best to keep that chant in your head. Or, you can rush to the bathroom and continuously pump your fist in the air after realizing someone actually agreed to see you without your clothes on. What you don't want to do, however, is be one of those people who says bizarre things after hooking up like the people below had to deal with. These poor folks took it to Whisper to disclose some of the weirdest things said to them after sex.


































Or you can just keep quiet and take a picture instead: #AfterSexSelfie Is The Latest Trend That Will Make You Shake Your Head

 

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November 9, 2015, 1:25 am

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I remember quite clearly when the chupacabra was wreaking havoc everywhere and people were saying it was some freaky alien-thing. Now it looks like those alien folks may have left another one of their creatures behind because a woman posted a photo of something that has been freaking everyone out. It would be nice if extraterrestrials could learn to dispose their shit properly.

Gianna Peponis of California allegedly heard a scream come from outside just before midnight. Since she's clearly never seen a horror movie before, she went to check out where the scream came from and found this in her yard:



I don't know what that hell that is, and Gianna had no clue either, so she posted it to Facebook because that's where people go for answers nowadays, I guess:



Everyone has their guesses as to what it may be, ranging from a premature lamb to chicken from KFC. The latter is more probable.

What do you think?

Via The Lad Bible

What happened to adorable aliens like E.T.? Odd Alien 'Facehugger' Spotted Crawling Out Of Cave On Mars

 

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These Amazing Weight Loss Transformations Will Guilt You Into Hitting The Gym

November 9, 2015, 1:53 am

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While I continue to believe that the thought of hanging out at the gym everyday sounds like a punishment for the various sins I've committed, it can actually do wonders not only for your body, but for your life. The men and women below decided to go through the rigors that come with working out and eating well in order to lose insane amounts of weight, thus adding years to their life.

Check out some of the best transformations below:


Ronnie Brower lost 425 lbs. in 700 days. What have you done in the last 700 days?


This Imgur user lost 100 lbs. in 10 months.


This Reddit user went from 255 lbs. to 125 lbs. in about 27 months.


This fabulous fellow known as CupcakePanda on Imgur lost 150 lbs. in three years.


Jeffrey Glen went from 585 lbs. to 175 lbs. in a little over three years. Then he went to Six Flags to celebrate with a cat and a rooster.


This gal lost 185 lbs. in about 17 months.


This Reddit user dropped 211 lbs., as she now stands at 173 lbs. after weighing in at 384 lbs.


In 18 months, Reddit user Ashley3nb lost 165 lbs.


In a little over two years, this dude lost 235 lbs.


This flower print enthusiast lost track of how much weight she lost in five years, but the before and after pictures speak for themselves.


The gal above dropped all the way to 115 lbs. after weighing in at 261 lbs.


Reddit user ArticxM00N129 went from 301 lbs. to 161 lbs.

And now I regret those three ice cream sandwiches I ate last night.

Kudos to the men and women above, because losing weight can be a nightmare.

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These folks only needed five months: Korean Couple Has Crazy Weight Loss Transformation In Only 5 Months

 

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The 20 Worst Movie Posters Of All Time

November 9, 2015, 2:50 am

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Movie posters can suck for any number of reasons. The most common and hilarious offenders involve bad Photoshopping, but that's just the tip of the iceberg. As you go down this list, you'll see that there's more than one way to horribly market a film. But hey, maybe that was their brilliant scheme all along. After all, it got us talking about it.


Since it was such an easy target, we'll start here. Among all the glaring WTF aspects of this poster, the immediate thing you ask yourself is, "Did they forget to add a gun in his hand?"



Heads clearly Photoshopped onto separate bodies aside, literally everything else about this trainwreck of a poster. And one of them hardly even looks blonde!



Robert De Niro is taking this selfie, yes? We didn't realize he was so flexible. But then again, they did virtually airbrush his entire face off, so it's hard to tell how old he is.



Seriously? They shot an entire freakin' movie together! Couldn't they get them both in the same room to snap a couple pictures?



At least these three actors were totally in the same room when this poster was shot. You can tell by two of them having their clothes on. They could have at least matched the names to the proper actors.



Pick a body, any body. Now, put a random actor's head on top of it. No, don't even worry about sizing it to fit. It will look just fine.



With such a descriptive title, I guess we don't need much in terms of what the hell the movie is about on the poster. Cool random quote, though.



The incredibly stupid title isn't the only reason this movie tanked. What is it even about? Is Sandra Bullock telekinetic? Is she blind? What is FNB? What is any of this?



The only thing this poster does right is put Chuck Norris' name really big at the top. Otherwise, who would know that this horrible painting is supposed to look like him?



At least that last one didn't look like Greek mythology "Magic Mike." Or a gay porno. Either way, he should see a doctor about those deformed abs.



This movie is about killer cell phone voicemails. Why does she have mouths for eyes?



For those who like their boring posters to be grammatically incorrect, look no further.



If you can't remember a time when Chris Kattan was so famous that his face alone could sell a movie, then we're right there with you.



"The Voyage Home" or "The Voyage to a Village People Music Video?"



If you weren't excited about a sequel to "Baby Geniuses" already, then hopefully this poster of toddlers standing cross-armed wearing sunglasses while likely pooping themselves should do the trick.



A mishmash of comedians' names and critic reviews can't be wrong.



Whatever, everyone is going to go see this movie anyways. Just throw in random promotional photos of each character out of context and have them looking in all different directions. That should cover the bases.



Then again, there is such a thing as too simple.



And finally, we couldn't decide which Jason Bateman movie poster was worse, so we'll let you choose. Do you prefer the one where it appears that he's seriously contemplating drinking semen, or...



...basically saying "f--k you, this is the hardest we're going to try to get you to come see our movie." And no one did.

 

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Pamela Anderson Goes Nude To Celebrate Being Free Of Hepatitis C

November 9, 2015, 3:12 am

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Well, that's one way to celebrate.

Pamela Anderson, who is mostly known for her "Baywatch" days and for helping Tommy Lee remain relevant for too long, is making the rounds for something a tad more positive: being Hep C free. And she celebrated in the best way she could.

While you may head to Olive Garden to celebrate being healthy by stuffing your face with bread sticks, Pamela shared a nude picture for us on Instagram, because it's fun celebrating things with people.

I am CURED!!! - I just found out #nomorehepc #thankyou #blessing #family #prayer #live I pray anyone living with Hep C can qualify or afford treatment. It will be more available soon. I know treatment is hard to get still...#dontlosehope #itworkedforme #thereisacure #love #happy #americanliverfoundation #celebration #Idontknowwhattodo #iwanttohelp #cannes #iloveboats #onthesea #free

A photo posted by The Pamela Anderson Foundation (@pamelaanderson) on Nov 6, 2015 at 5:12pm PST

If this is how Pamela looks when she's behind the wheel of a boat, then I should reignite my love of the open seas.

Because you want to see more: Pamela Anderson Got Buck Naked For The Cover Of Flaunt Magazine

 

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Cowboys Fan Knocks Out Eagles Fan With One Punch

November 9, 2015, 3:51 am

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The Cowboys are having a terrible year, so one fan is dealing with this the best way he can: by knocking out another football fan.

While the Philadelphia Eagles were on their way to a 33-27 victory over the Cowboys, dropping the Cowboys to a 2-6 record, one Cowboys fan had enough of all the losing, and went out of his way to show just how frustrated he was by knocking an Eagles fan out with one sucker punch:



It would be fascinating to see what would occur if grown men went to a football game and actually watched it while refraining from being total idiots. Someone conduct that experiment.

More idiots: Rowdy NFL Football Fans Get Into Unnecessary Parking Lot Brawl

 

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Girl Shoots Down Guy On Text With Cruelest Photo Possible (NSFW)

November 9, 2015, 4:10 am

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There are many ways to pursue someone and let them know you're interested in them. The guy below, named Connor, went the "continue to text and annoy her enough to reply" route. This is a fine route to take if, say, the only other option is to show up at her house naked and hope she sees you're willing to go the extra mile (while you point at your penis).

Fortunately for Connor, he didn't pick option two. Unfortunately for Connor, he got a pretty brutal response from the girl he continued to text over and over.

Let's first get a little explanation from Connor:

"She was really drunk when we met. We made out and I got her number then went our separate ways. I will admit I was kind of being a creep. I don't date much, so in my mind I thought we clicked. I looked back and laugh at it now."

And here's the exchange:





Well, I don't think Connor expected that. Then again, I don't think Erica expected to have her face on the Internet while a guy who has an affinity for necklaces from the Ron Jon Surf Shop hangs out inside her.

Moral of the story: never text someone "last night was off the chains."

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Now let's flip it: Ex-Girlfriend Wants To Work Things Out, Gets Brutal Response From Boyfriend

 

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Watch This Spurs Announcer Draw A Penis On Your TV Screen

November 9, 2015, 4:27 am

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Complete with the balls and everything.

The San Antonio Spurs stomped the visiting Charlotte Hornets by 20 points Saturday night, but it wasn't a warm and fuzzy evening for everybody in the Spurs family.

Former player and current television analyst Sean Elliott experienced several technical difficulties with his microphone during the broadcast. The crew eventually got his mic working correctly, but Elliott then forgot that you're supposed to use the electronic pen to dissect plays and not to draw big dick and ball combos sporting some kind of discharge.



In a related story, we now know what it takes for the Charlotte Hornets to make the news.

These women draw the "perfect penis" just a tad differently: Watch What Happens When Women Try To Draw The Perfect Penis

 

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Despite What You've Heard, These Things Won't Strip You Of Your Manhood

November 9, 2015, 4:50 am

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While the Brawny man and Ron Swanson have done their part to teach all men what it takes to be a real man, there are actually a lot of other things that are OK to do; things that won't make your father call your mother because he's "concerned" about you. If you're ever hesitant to do something because you feel your penis might bail, you probably have a serious medical condition and should have that checked out.

Here are some things that won't strip you of the manhood you've worked so hard to build up by watching the UFC, "Ice Road Truckers," and knowing every line from "Goodfellas" by heart.

Failing Pathetically At Killing A Spider
If I can't kill you by just stepping on you and hoping for the best, then this is a battle I don't want to be a part of. Rather than pretending to be tough while secretly clenching your intestines and praying this beast doesn't attack your face, just admit defeat and bargain with it to not leave eggs in your bed.


Listening to Adele
If you haven't found yourself listening to her on a loop, you're a liar and I need to go through all your playlists to convince myself there is some normalcy in my "I'm on an Adele binge" routine. Plus, you need to make use of those scented candles anyway, so you might as well light those suckers up while listening to her and hoping setting your ex's things on fire won't burn your apartment building down.


Not Knowing Shit About Cars
Greasy hands may excite some women, but so does waiting for AAA while in an air-conditioned car. Congratulations, you can change a tire and your chances of being murdered on the side of the road are less than mine. Jokes on you, though, I can dial 911 at lighting speed.

Not Being Bear Grylls
The Boy Scouts didn't hand out badges for perfecting your "boil and drink your piss" method, but that's OK. There's a Ramada Inn up the road. These assholes can chill in the sleeping bags they got at Dick's Sporting Goods while you bask in the glory that is basic cable and free ice.


Watching Anything on HGTV
So while on your way to ESPN 2 to watch some guy in beautiful slacks bowl, you stumbled upon a segment that is talking about enhancing your foyer and turning a shabby bookcase into a cheery bathroom storage. And then you sit there for three hours because those are segments that can change your life forever. Nothing wrong with that.

Not Being Able to Get a Shot at the Doctor
Listen, if you enjoy having someone poke a hole into your flesh, and women flock to you because of that, more power to you. But if your method of choice is stomping your feet, looking away, praying to various gods you believe in and secretly hoping you don't faint while a nurse wearing scrubs with ducks printed on it penetrates your skin, that's OK, too.

Being That Guy Who Cries on 'Beyond Scared Straight'
If various men that spent too much time lifting weights and killing people are screaming at you about how they need a new shower buddy, I feel like it's alright to squeeze a tear out or two. But if they start suggesting they could use your tears as lube, I feel that's your cue to sob.


Assuming Something in the Dark is Waiting to Kill You
Coming home at night to a pitch black home is how every water-damaged horror novel found in a crate at a garage sale begins. If you want to leave every light on before you leave so you can return to a home lit more brightly than a baseball stadium, go for it. I'd like to see that escaped convict hide in my perfectly lit residence.

Admitting You're Lost
Driving around in a circle while flexing and quoting "Scarface" is pretty manly, but asking that lovely elderly man at the Texaco how to get to Houlihan's because you need food with your vitamins is even manlier. Plus, think about all that money you can save on gas. Or you can just use Google Maps because lovely elderly men usually turn out to be murderers; at least according to every movie I've seen.


Thinking Pet Videos are Adorable
That puppy attempting to bark for the first time makes you want to bury yourself under a bunch of puppies. You get the same feeling when that kitten hugs his stuffed animal. Feel free to repeatedly kick a concrete pillar like Tong Po in "Kickboxer" while watching these videos for a nice balance.


Not Reminding Everyone Where You're From During a Fight
If letting that guy who wants to kick your ass know that you're from Topeka, Kansas makes you feel tougher, go for it. But chances are he's pretty well versed in geography, so save it for your Tinder bio.

 

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Weird News: UK Couple Banned From London After Blow Job At The Mall In Front Of Their Kids

November 9, 2015, 5:28 am

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Some people apparently find the sales at Forever 21 hotter than others.

According to Metro, a couple from South Wales was banned from London for eight weeks after the pregnant wife gave her husband a hummer inside a London mall...wait for it...while their children looked on.



Authorities said 25-year-old Akeela Ali performed fellatio on her 26-year-old husband Fahad Bilal on a sofa inside London's Westfield Shopping Centre in late July, and she continued doing so even after their kids, aged three and five, returned several times from "running off and playing."

Ali told prosecutors that her "hormones were everywhere" because of her pregnancy, and she "felt horny." She and her husband started kissing, and then "it just happened." Ali also said she knew that her kids were there for a portion of the "job" and she knew it was wrong, but she carried on anyway.

When Bilal finally climaxed, Ali "spat into a tissue and threw it behind a plant pot in the shopping centre's lift lobby lounge." And that, my friends, is exactly why you never pick up other people's garbage.

Blow jobs are just part of the NFL experience in America: Redskins Fan Receives Oral Sex In Public While Watching The Game

 

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Rob Riggle's Adele Parody About The NFC East Is An Instant Classic

November 9, 2015, 6:24 am

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Even the average football fan will tell you that the NFC East is almost as disturbing as a topless photo of John Travolta.

But it takes true genius and stones the size of grapefruits to describe its futility by parodying Adele's hit song "Hello" with lyrics that mock what's left of Jason Pierre-Paul's right hand and the failed Chip Kelly experiment in Philly.

And that's exactly what Rob Riggle and Ken Jeong brought to the table on Fox NFL Sunday yesterday in a video that co-host Terry Bradshaw called the "best one ever."

.@RobRiggle's Week 9 Picks are an ode to @Adele. You can't miss this one! https://t.co/fWsdS2L2nq

- FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) November 8, 2015

Also getting no love these days? You guessed it: Kobe Bryant: This 'NBA Jam' Parody Featuring Kobe Bryant Is Outstanding

 

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The Internet Is Hilariously Mocking A Pantless French Shovel-Wielder

November 9, 2015, 6:50 am

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We're currently living in the most powerful generation in the history of mankind; we can find anything with just a simple swipe of our phone or a click of our computer. And the folks on the Internet are using all that power for important things: like mocking the hell out of a hilarious picture featuring a pantless kook.

The president of the Bird Protection League (a job title that reels in a lot of ass, probably) Allain Bougrain-Dubourg was attacked by an unnamed man wearing no pants and swinging around a shovel. The reason? Allain and his people were dismantling traps that the guy was using to trap finches; finches he wanted for food.

This has been illegal since 1976, but that didn't stop this French dude from using the shovel he got at Home Depot and swore he would use one day. And of course, the Internet got involved.

Here's the original picture:

Repeat views rewarded. "President of Bird Protection League in tussle with owner of bird traps" (Gaizka Iroz/AFP) pic.twitter.com/W2olnLTSOk

- pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) November 9, 2015

And here's the Internet making it better:

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- Tristan Berteloot (@Tristan_Brtloot) November 9, 2015

#StarWarsTheForceAwakens : les fans sont prêts dans les #Landes #pelle #LPO pic.twitter.com/SNvtxArLSz

- Corentin (@CorentinBCG) November 9, 2015

"L'écologie en France", allégorie. 2015. #LPO pic.twitter.com/xSm1HPovgj

- RépublicainツOnZeLeft (@OnZeLeft) November 9, 2015

#landes quand les landais voient débarquer la LPO dans le maïs pic.twitter.com/SwxJgrM92E

- Vincent Massin (@Bullecomm) November 9, 2015

#BougrainDubourg #LPO #TypeEnSlip pic.twitter.com/iEKLkDu1Lt

- Peachy Carnehan (@PCarnehan) November 9, 2015

CALMEZ-VOUS. pic.twitter.com/282Eil0dY5

- Sami (@eveningsam) November 9, 2015

Here's mec en slip ! #SlipGate pic.twitter.com/AEswoBKAZc

- Fried (@friedw) November 9, 2015

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- Tristan Berteloot (@Tristan_Brtloot) November 9, 2015

Holy Grail ! #SlipGate pic.twitter.com/CXLLcqfrtK

- Yan (@YanYannoche) November 9, 2015

#slipgate résumé: A Guy In His Underwear Attacked Journalists With A Shovel https://t.co/YxKmdHHohL via @vincentgrou pic.twitter.com/liSCQXN0Rq

- Florent Daudens (@fdaudens) November 9, 2015

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- Meriadeck (@Meriadeck) November 9, 2015

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College Student Union Night Under Fire After Hosting Onstage Sex Contest To Win A Free Vacation

November 9, 2015, 7:38 am

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I guess attending "The Price is Right" is too much work to win a free vacation nowadays.

The University of Hull in England is under fire today after it was discovered that their student union night ended up being a sex show where female students were reeled in with free alcohol and encouraged to simulate sex positions on stage in order to win a trip to Croatia.



One contestant was left in tears after someone yelled "slag" and the host encouraged people to "queue up' to 'f***' one contestant." That host was DJ Lee Watson, who has been described as "misogynistic" by one student and a "complete douche" by me. This dude also asked a guy to yell "Who's your daddy?" into a microphone while holding a gal in a sex position. I'm also offended by guys who still think that term is hilarious.

This contest reportedly started off as a game of who could eat as many crackers as possible, but then did a complete 180 and became a who will humiliate themselves the most for a free vacation contest instead. Oh, and there was a winner: a woman (who declined to be identified) won the whole thing after she was the only one to strip.



Chris McGovern, the Chairman of the Campaign for Real Education, said, "If youngsters feel under pressure to engage in this sort of activity in order to 'fit in' it is small wonder that universities are suffering from a mental health epidemic."

The University of Hull has also commented and said that "nothing like this will ever happen again."

It's quite disturbing that the host, who is a grown man, encouraged this type of behavior. It's also disturbing that a grown man thinks being a DJ is a career. Regardless, the host and the people involved don't look good in this story. No winners here, folks.

Via Barstool Sports

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There's An App Encouraging People To Upload Their Nude Pictures

November 9, 2015, 8:08 am

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While the #FreeTheNipple campaign was created in order to fight against social media sites - but mainly Instagram's strict no nude pictures guidelines - there's an app out there that is getting quite a bit of attention for one reason: it gladly accepts your nudes.

The app, cleverly named Uplust (NSFW link), was created by French web developer Quentin Lechemia. The layout looks quite a bit like Instagram, too. The only difference is that it allows people to upload explicit photos. So if you're thinking this is just a porn site, it's actually not since no one is paid for their photos. It's simply a spot to show everyone how awesome you think your naked body looks.



Quentin was more than happy to share some details about the racy app:

"...Aside from photos you can like and share, and Vine-like video capability, Uplust boasts one more key feature missing on Instagram: games. Sexy time-wasters like "Game of Boobs," which challenges you to match the chest-region of the topless HBO actresses to their character names."



Quentin is also promising a "Booty Crush," a parody of Candy Crush. Except, instead of candy, it's ass. What a time to be alive.



"We live in a hyper-sexualized society in which any commercial for shampoo or coffee will use sex as a selling point," Quentin adds. "And porn as it is produced nowadays has no ambition to reproduce real-life situations anymore. I think that's why Uplust is so popular: people seem to prefer real-life pictures and exchanges instead."



So if you're tired of those clothed images on Instagram, get your ass on Uplust.



Via Maxim

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November 9, 2015, 10:16 am

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Everyone loves a feel-good tale that leaves them with a warm, fuzzy feeling. That's why we're guessing you're going to enjoy the following set of photos chronicling the daring rescue of a tiny lamb from the clutches of a watery grave.


Then again, that warm, fuzzy feeling we were talking about earlier may have been in reference to our stomachs.

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November 9, 2015, 11:50 pm

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Look How Terribly Difficult It Is To Leave This Cat Home Alone

November 10, 2015, 12:30 am

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Turns out, not all cats are soulless, sinister creatures. Some must actually feel things, because the cat below showed that he would be pretty distraught if left alone, at least judging by how much he's hoping his sad eyes force his owner to not leave him alone.

Take a look at how difficult it is leaving this cat behind:


Don't...


You...



Dare.

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