Here's A Sexy Tennis Player Telling The Entire Stadium She's 'Good From Behind'

January 22, 2016, 11:54 am

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Daria Gavrilova is a 21-year-old tennis player from Moscow, Russia.

She's also apparently "good from behind."

After upsetting 28th-ranked Kristina Mladenovic 6-4, 4-6, 11-9 in the third round of the Australian Open Friday night, Gavrilova was both stoked and exhausted while she answered questions in front of the crowd at Melbourne Park.

And that's when things got rather sexual.


Gavrilova also said she was so excited that she wanted to "hug the whole stadium," and that's something we're sure plenty of fans had no problem lining up for afterward.

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Brazilian Dude Gets Thrown From Truck And Somehow Survives

January 22, 2016, 12:20 pm

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Hell, if he would have stuck the landing, even the asshole Russian judge would have given him a 10.

Some dude in Brazil rolled his shitty truck last weekend, but he was able to leave the scene uninjured because he was wearing his seatbelt.

His friend in the passenger seat? Yeah, not so much:


Surprisingly, the man only suffered a broken leg despite being shot out the window like a midget cannonball at the circus. That means he should be up and at 'em in no time and ready to make more bad decisions.

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Peggy Bundy's Hottest Outfits

January 25, 2016, 4:00 am

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'Married with Children' is one of the all-time great comedies to ever air on television. And while most pre-pubescent boys who loved the show were obsessed with Kelly Bundy, I had my eye on another woman in the Bundy clan: Peggy. Now that's a woman who knows her way around a animal print and a can of hairspray. After a quick survey around the office, it seems like I'm alone in my lust for Al's better half. But that can't be true, can it? Speak up if you're with me. And if you need any convincing, here's a quick look back at Peggy Bundy's hottest outfits. Just try to resist her siren song. (Which I'm pretty sure she can sing with a cigarette in her mouth.)

 

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January 25, 2016, 4:02 am

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January 25, 2016, 5:01 am

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The folks at Funny Or Die show us what happens when people, whether in cars or walking, don't respect road barriers and proceed anyway. Watch out! Some of these results aren't pretty, and one is downright awesome.





























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10 Hottest Rock Goddess Getups

January 25, 2016, 5:50 am

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When I pitched this list, I'm pretty sure I just got caught up in the awesome alliteration of the title. But now I realize I didn't really think it through. What exactly are we talking about here? Hot Rock Goddess Getups? Well, hot, we know what that means, even if we don't objectively know what that is. And getups are pretty much signature costumes, right? But what's a "Rock Goddess?" Who qualifies as such? And then, what makes them hot? That's what this list seeks to discover. In doing so, I hope not to objectify these Goddesses, but merely to praise them for the deities they are. And praise rock while I'm at it. May it long live.

Joan Jett

Few rocked leather better than Hall of Famer, Joan Jett. Even fewer rocked leather better while singing rock songs about Rock 'n' Roll. But that's how you get crowned the Queen of Rock 'n' Roll. The Godmother of Punk. Make no bones about it: Joan's getup had a lot to do with her identity. You knew where she was coming from, just from her look. Or at least you knew her no-shit-taking persona. Joan made her own bones while learning how to rock when she and The Runaways, aka "jailbait on the run," toured around the world with the likes of Cheap Trick, Ramones, Van Halen, and Tom Petty. You can read all about it in my future book, "Heartbreakers and Blackhearts."


Lita Ford

I've actually never seen someone make an acoustic guitar look as rock 'n' roll as Lita does in the photo above. Oh, you didn't see that guitar there? Another survivor of The Runaways, Lita didn't have as much talent as Joan, but at least she understood where her strengths were. Remember when we were talking about those few who wore leather better? Well, Lita is in that company.


Tina Turner

I think we can all agree that Tina Turner is a Goddess of Rock, just from listening to "Proud Mary". And we could pick a number of Tina's hottest Rock Goddess outfits; but after all the ups and downs of Ike, and then finally triumphing again with "What's Love Got to Do With It," what could be more of a Goddess exclamation point than this "Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" getup? And while it may not be Tina's hottest from a leg-showing standpoint, it might be her most bold, and likely her only outfit that had to be okayed by mad visionary George Miller, who also directed "Happy Feet." It just screams power, the kind that comes from sexily lording over a post-apocalyptic tribe chanting "two men enter one man leave." That's the power of sexy rock. Tina don't need another hero, she's hero enough for all.


Gwen Stefani

I hate to admit this, but I actually watch "The Voice." Mostly just to see what Gwen is wearing, as her style keeps evolving to new levels of Rock Goddess hotness. But I loved "Just a Girl" Gwen first. That look was a statement. As much as the music, which rips and sounds like nothing else before it. Gwen was a rebel, and a punk, but a hot, spunky, ska punk -- in a half shirt. And b-boy sneaks that made her seem approachable. With abs like a cornerback. But a hot cornerback.


Meg White

Even before I realized the Goddess heat of Meg, I noticed her getup, because of its pairing with Jack's. The red and white façade became an immediate and alluring identifier. While it may not have been the most elaborate costume ever—usually just white top and red pants, or vice versa—it always allowed Meg to be comfortable. And when Meg's comfortable, she beats the shit out of some drums. And when Meg beats the shit out of drums, her luscious bongos bounce to the beat, enhance the beat, feed the beat, and goddamn Rock Goddess glory reigns down, so much so that you have trouble taking your eyes off her, even though she's playing with perhaps the biggest Rock God going today.


Rock Goddess

Sure, they're not the hot white light kind of deities, but the Turner girls—who started the band when they were 9 and 13—and their hot friend, surely wield the Hammer of the Gods. Axes too. And they know what to do with them: slay humans, as this album cover would suggest. Perhaps we don't see enough skin to really speak so hotly of the get-up here, but if you can don black spandex and shoulder pads, sit atop an evil thrown and call your band "Rock Goddess," then you can make my list. (Besides, the only other hot pics I could find were apparently too close to kiddie porn for management to allow.)


Pat Benatar

If you're not rocking the purple zebra stripe full leotard, what are you rocking? Everything in my closet has been officially deemed worthless since I saw this photo. Of course, any old pop star in zebra stripes won't make this list. No, you better rock too. And Pat Benatar rocks. You may have been introduced to her wailing ways with "Love Is a Battlefield," and her Goddessness may have been cemented with "Shadows of the Night," but for me, fair is fair; you just don't get much more rocking than the legendary Billie Jean's theme song, "Invincible."


Debbie Harry

I didn't mean to imply that Pat's the only Goddess on this list who wears the hell out of zebra print, but I will go ahead and say that Blondie is the only one I found wearing a cock necklace.


Zepparella

This all-girl Led Zeppelin cover band isn't exactly a household name; they probably don't even have a style team just yet, but they have an arrestingly angelic getup all their own. White shirts and pants. Simple. Elegant. Yet trashy. Holy, in a slutty, I'll f*** you and kick your ass kind of way.


Wendy O'Williams

Former lifeguard, stripper, live sex performer at "Captain Kink's Theatre" and Plasmatics frontwoman Wendy O'Williams definitely had the rocking part down. Just ask anyone who went to CBGBs in the late '70s. Or ask sex, drugs & rock 'n' roller, Lemmy, particularly about this duet of "Jailbait," when Wendy rocks a head-banging house of testosterone in the skimpiest of leather bikinis. (Actually, don't ask Lemmy.) From what I can tell, Wendy didn't like her getups weighed down with too much material. Maybe she's not traditionally hot, in that pretty kind of way, but do rock getups get much more rock 'n' roll than taped tits hanging out of your leopard print?

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Bored Employees Build A Giant Cardboard Castle In The Middle Of Their Office

January 25, 2016, 6:52 am

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If you thought building a fort in your living room was enticing, the English lads below took it a step further by building a giant castle in their office.

The creative team at Viking, a U.K. company that is a subsidiary of Office Depot, was told by their boss to decorate their desk a bit in order to shake off the awfulness that is January. Well, the team did just that and more by building a huge cardboard castle to keep enemies out -- enemies like their boss, I assume.


The castle was built smack dab in the middle of the office, and it actually has a working drawbridge. It took nine hours to build, and the team had to use 500 pieces of cardboard and 80 hot glue sticks. Now that's how to properly use company time.


And if you're going to have a giant cardboard castle, you might as well go the extra mile and make yourself some cardboard swords and shields.


And if you really want to cement your place in cardboard history, you might as well crown an office king.


Everyone had a good laugh, but that laugh only lasted so long before management had to put their corporate foot down and rob the creative team of their creativeness. Take a look at the letter they sent.


Those wet blankets.

Take a look at the video below to see the caste being built, as well as to see some of the other employees react to the cardboard castle.


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These Microwave Hacks Are Incredibly Useful

January 25, 2016, 7:50 am

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You've probably used a microwave within the last couple of hours, no matter what time you're reading this, so a bunch of convenient tricks involving said household appliance would be stupid to pass up. From cooking to cleaning, no amount of knowledge about a device you use on the reg can be too much. On second thought, if you get through all 20 of these bad boys, you're probably set for awhile.









































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20 Consumer Products We're Surprised Aren't More Popular

January 25, 2016, 9:50 am

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There are so many ways to be the coolest kid on the block these days, but it takes some serious sleuthing to find the best stuff on the market. This is the Internet, after all, and there are thousands of retailers and millions of products to sift through. Allow me to make it easier for you. Everything on this page is an absolute must.

Bacon Bras

Yes, the Bacon Bra is a real thing. Its inventor is a woman named Jennifer, who is as important as Steve Jobs in my book. You can read an interview here. She likes bacon, and everyone likes boobs — gay people, women, babies. Combining bacon and boobs creates something that rivals only space travel in sheer ingenuity. Unfortunately, it takes a bit of Internet sleuthing to get your hands on. Luckily, to make one of your own, all you need is a grease pan and a little bit of knitting prowess.

Reclining Office Chair

If you work in an office you know that sleepiness comes swiftly and suddenly. So imagine chillaxing in a reclining office desk chair. Perhaps these products haven't flown off the shelves due to people having judgmental bosses. But screw 'em. If you're nappy, then you're nappy.

Butt Lifter Booty Shorts

The purpose seems to be to lift up saggy bottoms. An alternative purpose seems to be to lift up the tent in the front of your boyfriend's pants. Either way, we at Mandatory encourage such innovative ways to spice up your love life. While some reviews take issue with excessive "butt flossing," it's imperative in relationships to take one for the team sometimes.

Cage Back Panties

You might be sensing a pattern already, but trust us, these are serious. Also, if you're one to complain about aforementioned butt floss, Cage Back Panties have no such thing. Not even a string. It offers delicate, stretch mesh and an enticing satin bow. It's also crotchless, which is chill.

Astronaut Pet Carrier

Let's get our heads out of the gutter for a minute. The Astronaut Pet Carrier comes in many forms — a shoulder bag, a rolling suitcase and two types of backpacks. There's even a little window for your feline to peek out of when it gets bored. Don't judge this product based on the cat's expression in the photo. Cats are notorious for their resting bitch faces.

"The Golden Girls" Granny Panties

Back to the gutter. If it's that time of the month and you've got an overly aggressive boyfriend, perhaps this will thwart his advances. One look at these wretch codgers and he's down for the count. And by "down," I mean his boner.

Twinkle Tush

Cats love nothing more than putting their buttholes in your face. It's what they do. On the off chance your cat has a serious anal condition or doesn't wipe that well, the Twinkle Tush is a jewel that hangs from the tail and covers the cat's anus. It costs only $6 and, yes, it's actually sold in stores.

Hot Tub Hammock

Picture this: You adventure out into the snowy wilderness this winter and set up shop in a remote, beautiful location. The Hot Tub Hammock is a must-have for people who like to camp. You hang it between two trees and let the warm water wash over you. BuzzFeed ranked it the "Most Ridiculously Awesome Product of 2015." And we would have to agree.

Dicks by Mail

Louis C.K. popularized the phrase "Eat a bag of dicks." And now you can, literally, eat a bag of dicks. It's the perfect passive-aggressive way to get on someone's bad side. Or you can simply send one to a friend for shits and giggles. Boy, do those penis-shaped gummies look delicious (some homo).

Lil' Lager Beer Bottle

Get your kid's social life started off right with the Lil' Lager Beer Bottle. Starting at only $12, your newborn can crack open an icy bottle of mama's milk and be the coolest kid at the park.

Indiana Jones Cat Bridge

It's come to my attention that there are a lot of cat products in this article. And that's fine. I like cats. The Indiana Jones Cat Bridge is a thrill to watch. After he's done retrieving the golden idol from a Peruvian temple, your fuzzy friend will cross the perilous bridge to escape sure death. Let's face it, this product is fucking awesome.

Weed Flavored Condoms

Gives the term "gag gift" a whole new meaning.

Tortilla Baby

Newborns need to be wrapped tightly like a burrito to resemble being in the womb. With the Tortilla Baby swaddle, you can actually wrap your baby up like a burrito. It kills two birds with one stone — keep your baby warm and remind yourself of yummy Mexican food. Alternate versions include the Sushi Baby and the Eggroll Baby for our East Asian friends.

Fried Chicken Scented Candle

Few smells equate in terms of sheer goodness to that of a drumstick. If you're too fat and simply can't handle one more bucket of Colonel's extra crispy, consider this a replacement. The Fried Chicken Scented Candle will make you the most popular person in your apartment building.

Weener Kleener Soap

This could probably double as a masturbation device, but its primary purpose is to clean the ween. It's a ring made of soap that you slide your pig through to get to the hard-to-reach dirt. Just don't go up and down too much or you'll be late to work. Weener Kleener — apply directly to the penis. Weener Kleener— apply directly to the penis.

UNT Mug

I'm not sure what a UNT is, but I love the black-on-white minimalism.

Evil Unicorn Horn for Cats

One more cat product for good measure. If you like to humiliate your cat, there's no better way to cat-shame than the Evil Unicorn Horn. Available for only $7 on Amazon.

Titty Twirlers

Boobs. They jiggle. They're fun. As if you needed another reason to have your eyes glued to them, Boston-based inventor Jesse James Salucci thought of these after a trip to — you guessed it — Burning Man.

Leprechaun Piss Growler

Leprechaun piss doesn't actually taste good. Trust me, I spent a weekend in Ireland. It got weird. Anyway, they say the way into a woman's heart is to have awesome swag. And swag such as the Leprechaun Piss Growler is a great peacocking method; a way to start a conversation. Buy one of these, fill it with your favorite microbrew and you'll be the hit of the party.

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Reporter Delivers Story Flawlessly Despite Stream Of Snot Pouring Into Her Mouth

January 25, 2016, 11:18 am

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In the wacky world of local news reports, there are those who call themselves professionals and then there is WTVF's Alexandra Koehn.

The Nashville News Channel 5 reporter still had a job to do over the weekend despite the fact the city endured its biggest snowfall since 2003 courtesy of Winter Storm Jonas. The storm was responsible for gridlock on the city's highways, school and airport cancellations and one major river of snot that flowed directly into Koehn's piehole while the camera rolled.

Surprisingly, Koehn was still able to rattle off all of the information regarding emergency shelters for the city's homeless and displaced despite the massive stream of snot pouring into her mouth. I mean, just a true professional:


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Guy Desperately Tries To Ask Out His Dog's Trainer And Fails Miserably

January 25, 2016, 11:42 am

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You know that old saying, "If at first you don't succeed, try, try again?" Well, the guy below probably shouldn't have practiced that saying because now he's making everyone cringe. That's because we can all read the texting exchange he had with his dog's trainer below.

The dog trainer, Christy, seemed to have given Jonathan her number for any dog training related questions. But of course, since Jonathan is a guy and an idiot, he decided to try this instead:












Useless dog. Can't even get her owner a date.

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Watch Jennifer Lopez Split Her Pants During Final Bow At Las Vegas Residency Show

January 25, 2016, 11:45 am

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Jennifer Lopez gave thanks to her adoring fans, with an unexpected rip.

The derrière icon and pop singer behind 2014's pop hit "Booty" featuring Iggy Azalea, experienced a wardrobe malfunction during her final bow at the Las Vegas residency of her "Jennifer Lopez: All I Have" concert show at Planet Hollywood Resort and Casino on Saturday night.

While closing the show with a performance of her song "Live It Up," her tight, glittery getup managed to rip-up, right in the seat of her tush. See for yourself.


"I love you so much, thank you so much!" the pop singer is heard telling her cheering fans in the short clip.

Yes, J.Lo, we at Mandatory thank you so much this moment, indeed.

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Here's PETA's Banned Super Bowl Ad That Suggests Vegans Last Longer In Bed

January 25, 2016, 12:07 pm

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Usually the batshit crazy crew at PETA finds their advertising campaigns coming under fire because they're lunatics who suggest that eating a steak is the equivalent to devouring a "Holocaust on Your Plate."

But instead of producing a few pictures of a grizzly bear getting torn to shreds by hunters this time around, they made a Super Bowl ad that suggests vegans last much longer when it comes to sex. The commercial has been banned from airing during the big game, and we're going to go out on a limb and say that it's probably because it's basically 38 seconds of attractive people having simulated sex.


Let's be honest: That's a pretty funny commercial, but I'm not ready to jump on board with suggesting that vegan dudes are better in the sack. As the hysterical Jen Murphy once said, "You have to take in muscle and blood to create muscle and blood. I'm just saying, I don't think you can get hard off soy milk and lima beans. There is nothing I can do with your tofu dick."

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Woman Buys Meal For 'Homeless' Guy Eating Just Ketchup At McDonald's Who Turns Out To Be Super Hungry Paying Customer

January 25, 2016, 12:40 pm

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This is when looking like Zach Galifianakis is totally worth it.

According to the Daily Mail, a British mom who recently walked into a West Yorkshire McDonald's for breakfast decided to purchase a second meal for an "unshaven man" she thought was homeless because he was "eating ketchup directly from the sauce dispenser."

But just as Claire Varin placed the meal on the table in front of the man and said, "This is for you," a McDonald's employee brought over the meal he had ordered and apologized for the wait.


And that was the moment Varin said she went from feeling like a hero to an absolute turd.

"I felt really sorry for him," Varin said. "It was a very cold morning and I thought 'How can I sit here with this meal and leave him sit there with just ketchup?' He must have been there for a good 10 minutes so I assumed that he hadn't ordered and had just come in from the cold."

Varin said the man was silent after she gave him the food and gave her a "confused" look. She thought he was just shocked because of her kindness, but she soon realized he was actually a paying customer and not a bum when a member of the McDonald's staff dropped off his food.

"I couldn't believe it. I was so embarrassed," Varin said. "I just left the store as quickly as I could so I don't know whether he touched the meal I had bought him at all."

Varin might have felt humiliated, but that was one hell of a day for the dude. I mean, if you include the ketchup, that was three meals for the price of one, making the 10-minute wait a tad more bearable.

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Meet Val Mercado: Kylie Jenner Lookalike And Tyga's Rumored Love Interest

January 25, 2016, 3:19 pm

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Wait a minute: Is the girl spotted with Tyga a Kylie lookalike?

Los Angeles based rapper Tyga was spotted last week at a Beverly Hills shopping center with Instagram model Val Mercado, who sports a striking similarity to Kylie Jenner.

Mercado is only 23 years old and is already a social media sensation. The model presently has 1 million followers on her Instagram. She is rumored to be dating Young Money recording artist Tyga, who is reportedly on-again, off-again with the "Keeping Up With The Kardashians" teenager.

The rapper was rumored to also be hitting the town early this month with 23-year-old Brazilian model Annalu Cardoso.

Here are some of Val's spiciest snaps from her Instagram account:

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Dec 9, 2015 at 11:57pm PST

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Mar 25, 2015 at 9:29am PDT

Obsessed with my @Bellamihair and #Amrezy lipstick in #montenegro (link in bio to get your set)

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Jan 11, 2016 at 11:34pm PST

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Jul 1, 2015 at 9:37am PDT

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Jan 14, 2016 at 9:57pm PST

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Aug 7, 2015 at 2:38pm PDT

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Jan 24, 2016 at 5:48pm PST

A photo posted by Val Mercado (clothesmindedx3) (@val.mercado) on Dec 23, 2015 at 7:37pm PST

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January 26, 2016, 4:19 am

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10 Brilliant But Funny Ways To Look Smart In A Meeting

January 26, 2016, 5:00 am

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The goal of many an employee when being in any meeting is to appear smart. But sometimes daydreaming, hunger pangs, your drunken antics from the night before, or just your darn smartphone get in the way.

In these scenarios, it is always great to have some worthwhile tricks up your sleeve to look your professional best. That said, read up on these 10 tricks to appear smart in a meeting (keyword is appear, guys).











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16 Hot Daughters Of Famous People You Love To Hate

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Hot daughters are everywhere in the entertainment industry. It comes with the territory. The following daughters in particular have parents whom many of us have deemed, let's just say, somewhat irritating. But their progeny might change your opinion of them. Feast your eyes and see how you feel.

Eve Hewson (Bono's daughter)

Eve Hewson was born in Dublin, Ireland, to Ali Hewson and Bono. She is 24 and has earned a degree from New York University. She's also done some modeling for GQ. Hewson is mainly interested in acting, and can be seen in Steven Soderbergh's "The Knick" and "Bridge of Spies" alongside Tom Hanks.

Lourdes Ciccone Leon (Madonna's daughter)

Material girl she is not. Lourdes Ciccone Leon, also known as Lola, currently attends the University of Michigan where she has enrolled in the School of Music, Theatre and Dance. Despite being the daughter of one of the most successful pop musicians of all time, she actually lived in a dorm room in 2013. A fellow student told MailOnline that she couldn't be more different from her mom: "There's no diva behavior or anything like that. She's really aware how people might judge her and she doesn't want a bad reputation."

Dylan Penn (Sean Penn's daughter)

Dylan Penn is a 24-year-old model and actress. She posed for Gap, had an appearance in a Nick Jonas video, and dated Robert Pattinson. Not a bad start. E! Online reported that she declined an offer to model for Playboy, which is too bad. I would like to publicly apologize to her for my recent article about her father in hopes that she will have my hand in marriage.

Kristen Saban (Nick Saban's daughter)

Truth be told, people only hate Nick Saban because the Crimson Tide wins. A lot. His daughter, however, is not hateable in the least. In May 2015, she married her childhood sweetheart, Adam Setas, but nasty rumors having to do with offensive coordinator Lane Kiffin began to swirl. There's trouble in paradise, and by paradise I mean the figure of speech, not Tuscaloosa. Saban was briefly a student assistant for the Tide, but she will always have a career opportunity serving shrimp cocktail on some rich guy's yacht.

Ivanka Trump (Donald Trump's daughter)

Ivanka Trump is the daughter of Czech socialite Ivanna and Republic presidential front-runner Donald Trump. She is currently executive vice president of development and acquisitions at the Trump Organization. She also heads Ivanka Trump Fine Jewelry.

Ireland Baldwin (Alec Baldwin's daughter)

It is presumed Alec and Kim Basinger conceived their daughter in Ireland. The 20-year-old fashion model is one sexy lady. She came to international prominence in 2007, when her dad left a pleasant voicemail for her on her machine. She is a lesbian, or bisexual, or something, because it was revealed that she dated female rapper Angel Haze in 2014. They split and she entered rehab, according to Us magazine.

Ashley Biden (Joe Biden's daughter)

Joe Biden used to be quite the handsome chap, and it's evident he passed those genes onto his 34-year-old daughter. She attended Tulane University, where she had quite the wild reputation. One fellow student said, "Everybody at Tulane knew that she was a party girl. She wore some pretty short shorts -- a lot." It was also reported that she was once busted for pot. In 2012, however, she put all that behind her to marry a surgeon in the same Delaware church she was baptized in.

Allison Williams (Brian Williams' daughter)

The same year her father became everyone's favorite Internet meme, she was the recipient of analingus on HBO's "Girls." Which was pretty cool. Allison graduated from Yale in 2010, where she developed a love for comedy. In 2015, she married Ricky Van Veen, co-founder of College Humor, at a private ceremony in Wyoming. Tom Hanks officiated the wedding.

Corinne Foxx (Jamie Foxx's daughter)

You either love Jamie Foxx or you hate him. His recent outspoken views on race have perhaps alienated some, but that is neither here nor there, because his daughter (formerly known as Corinne Bishop) is an 11! She is a model in Los Angeles and was Miss Golden Globe in 2016. Here's her Instagram. You're welcome.

Bristol Palin (Sarah Palin's daughter)

In 2008, Bristol Palin hit the public eye when her mom was campaigning with John McCain. Bristol is a public speaker, author of a best-selling memoir, and a reality show personality. She finished third place on "Dancing with the Stars" in 2011, and reentered the contest the following year only to be eliminated early on. In June 2015, she announced that she was pregnant with her second child.

Barbara Pierce Bush (George W. Bush's daughter)

Born in 1981, Barbara Bush Jr. is the daughter of arguably the most hated person to ever leave the Oval Office. Her career is primarily centered on human rights. She is the president of public nonprofit Global Health Corps, which fights for global health equity. She has a fraternal twin named Jenna Bush Hager, and I sincerely apologize to her for not including her on this list.

Hailey Rhode Baldwin (Stephen Baldwin's daughter)

Stephen Baldwin's daughter, Hailey, is a 19-year-old model and dancer. She was also homeschooled, which may have something to do with why she isn't more popular. Because damn. You will find a plethora of bikini pics and other winners on her Instagram.

Shanye & Bria Murphy (Eddie Murphy's daughters)

Eddie Murphy has eight children; two of which are insanely hot. Shanye, 20, and Bria, 25, posed for North Hollywood photographer iamEpic in lingerie in 2014.

Katherine Schwarzenegger (Arnold Schwarzenegger's daughter)

Arnold's eldest daughter, Katherine, was born in 1989. She studied communications at the University of Southern California, and wrote a memoir called "Rock What You've Got: Secrets to Loving Your Inner and Outer Beauty from Someone Who's Been There and Back" in 2010. I don't think you have anything to worry about, Katherine.

Kylie & Kendall Jenner (Caitlyn Jenner's daughters)

Kylie and Kendall are following in the footsteps of their big stepsister Kim. It seems like every day there is a new revealing photo of them hot off the press. It's apparent they have no intention of skipping out of the family business.

Stephanie McMahon (Vince McMahon's daughter)

A lot of wrestlers who have worked with Vince hate him. But I doubt they hate his daughter. She has worked with the WWE since 1998, and is currently the Chief Brand Officer of the company. She had three daughters with Triple H, having been with him since 2000. Even after three kids, she's still a major hottie.

 

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The 10 Worst Movie Remakes Of The Past 20 Years

January 26, 2016, 5:50 am

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With reboots like Michael Fassbender's "MacBeth" recently out with some of the big book adaptions of 2016, it got us thinking about some of the worst film reboots in recent history. Here are some of the most poorly chosen, poorly executed films to get rebooted in the worst ways possible, not including the many Halloween-related reboots that just pissed us off. Yeah, we're talking to you, Rob Zombie. These are not to be confused with the best reboots Hollywood could come up with.

Psycho (1998)

The remake of the 1960 Alfred Hitchcock film was a bold move, since everybody new giving a modern look to one of the most classic horror films was a waste of time. Using Vince Vaughn was a smart move in his pre-buddy comedy days, but the film fell lightyears from its original with a whipping 37 percent from Rotten Tomatoes. But we did enjoy Anne Heche very much in this.

The Karate Kid (2010)

Just before Jaden Smith went off the rails, he offered up an unnecessary remix to 1984's classic alongside none other than Jackie Chan. Though the movie didn't get crushed too badly in the reviews, it was a quiet and predictable remake of something that was already great. The entire Smith family was involved, so it's hard to imagine the come-of-age comedy being dull, but it was.

Planet of the Apes (2001)

Compared to one of the greatest film reboots and overall greatest trilogies currently closing out its run — "War for the Planet of the Apes" is set for 2017 — Mark Wahlberg's 2001 one-off remake was a big disappointment. After nearly ruining the 1968 Charlton Heston gem with cheesy costuming and a storyline that played out a lot worse than its set design.

Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (2005)

We all love Johnny Depp, sure, but this is one of his dark Burton remakes we could do without (see "Dark Shadows for further analysis). Actually, don't see it, as that Tim Burton remake, along with "Alice in Wonderland," the above "Apes" movie and this Willy Wonka rendition left us incredibly disappointed and wanting more. And by more, we're referring to less boredom, better casting and some sense of wild imagination that Burton seemed to lose in his reboots. And don't get us started on "Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street," as this list of worst reboots could nearly be directed at Burton alone, a director we actually do like.

Godzilla (1998)

Maybe it was Puff Daddy's fault, or maybe it was the overall lackluster of a premature CGI attempt at giving us an intimidating monster with a decent storyline. Unlike 2013's Bryan Cranston-led reboot, this late '90s remake of the 1954 original setup was painfully orchestrated with one of the most hilariously rotten reviews from Rotten Tomatoes. Lacking in heart, action and cast (thanks for trying, Matthews Broderick), we feel Hollywood could have saved $120 million and just ordered up another theme park ride to someone who cared.

Total Recall (2012)

Nobody tops an action film starring Arnold Schwarzenegger, nobody. The 2012 remake may have been smart enough to cast Colin Farrell, along with a couple of hotties Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel, but that sexy threesome, along with Bryan Cranston, is no match for the Governator. Whether its Americanized blockbuster design, overdone action sequences and overall explosive tone, the film takes attention away from a solid story, losing its charm and turning it into yet another passable action anecdote.

The Wolfman (2010)

Personally, I wanted this movie to be great, and unfortunately even with the help of acting greats Anthony Hopkins, Emily Blunt and Benicia del Toro, they still couldn't manage a decent outcome. Though the film was more deserving of a remake than most of these (nearly 70 years since its 1941 original), the modern take on a classic took away its soul when it opted for modernizing it the only way people seem to know how: lack of suspense, overuse of effects, drowned-out story. This one had us howling for our money back in one of 2010's biggest disappointments.

The Wicker Man (2006)

It's hard to imagine Nic Cage doing anything less than perfection, but the remake of the 1973 film was an addition to Nicolas Cage's worst movie hairstyles and an add to the loss column for the worst films of Nicolas Cage. A surprising result from director Neil LaBute, the shock factor in 2006 was nowhere to be found, taking the cult following away and giving boredom and over-acting new, scarier definitions. It's one of those so bad they're good movies you have to watch for a solid laugh at failed attempts.

Death at a Funeral (2010)

The speedy, Americanized, black comedy (actually just all African-American, save for James Marsden) remake to an already-great 2007 dysfunctional family film also came from Neil LaBute, the guy we just trashed above for thinking Nic Cage could remake a classic. Though the cast is chock full of great comedians like Chris Rock and Tracy Morgan, it was essentially took the wit and charm of the British original and quickly shoved it down the toilet the way your mother did when your pet goldfish died. It was a swift, quiet flush, but it happened. Though the movie wasn't an entire bore, it was completely unnecessary. I even interviewed LaBute about the movie before it came out, and all I wanted to do was ask about his great indie films instead of the obvious flop on the horizon.

Conan the Barbarian (2011)

You knew what this was before you saw it. Jason Momoa trying desperately to reinvent a 1982 mythology that both could not and did want to be remade. Another Arnold Schwarzenegger action film failed to be restored, we seemed to have missed all the greatness of the original with overdone action filled in by hollowed-out characters. We told you: You can't remake a classic Arnold. Now do you believe us?

 

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Car In China Drives Around With Huge Snow Penis On Top

January 26, 2016, 5:59 am

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While Sweden may not be happy about their snow penis, the same can't be said for a driver in China because they were definitely showing theirs off.

A car in China was spotted driving around with a huge snow penis on top proving that just because snow might make life rough on you it doesn't mean you can't find the good in it; like driving around with a snow dick. Take a look at what other drivers in China saw on their way to work.


According to the caption, the car was on its way to a parade in a part of China where "snow is rare."

Man, I wonder how China's version of Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is like.

h/t Complex

True art: Just Like Snowflakes, Every Snow Dick Is Special

 

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