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Here's Kermit The Frog And Swedish Chef Singing Shaggy's 'It Wasn't Me'

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There are a lot of pointless videos on the Internet, and I can honestly say with 100% confidence that this isn't one of them.

Back in 2000, Shaggy had a song titled "It Wasn't Me" that completely blew up and had everyone singing along. No one realized how terrible the song truly was, but now The Muppets' Kermit the Frog and Swedish Chef have made this song a hell of a lot better.


The Internet will always have this, too: Seth MacFarlane As Kermit As Liam Neeson

 

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Guffey, Colorado Is The Best Town In America

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You may think that your current residence is the greatest place out there in America, but you clearly haven't heard of Guffey, Colorado. In fact, not many people have heard of the tiny, awesome town.

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Rocking a population of 98 according to a 2010 census, Guffey, Colorado is probably most known for electing animals as mayors. So while sometimes you may feel like animals run your town, Guffey has had actual animals running things.

When Guffey elects animals they are serious about it; The two main political parties in Guffey are the DemoCATS and the RePUPlicans, with the last known Mayor of Guffey being a cat named Monster.

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If that's not enough motivation to pack your bags and head there, Guffey has also received attention for its annual Fourth of July Chicken Fly. This odd celebration includes chickens that are ejected from a mailbox atop a ten-foot-high platform. Prizes are awarded for distance. Although, this fascinating activity hasn't been held since 2011.

So pack up and head to Guffey. If you're still unsure, the cat below may or may not be in charge of things over there. Only one way to find out.


Guffey may be better than these places, too: Crap Tourist Traps Of America

 

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Leonardo DiCaprio Runs You Through The Ups And Downs Of College

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A college degree is certainly easier to attain than, say, an Academy Award (burn), but the payoff simply isn't there. Yes, you need four years at a university to even apply to most jobs, but that still doesn't help when it comes to actually landing them. What better person to guide you through your inevitable disappointment than Leonardo Dicaprio? After all, he knows a thing or two about failure.

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OK, maybe his failure isn't quite the same as you and me failure, but the dude's had a really hard time winning a trophy. That's the celebrity equivalent of living in your parents' basement until things pick up.

(via Slow Robot)

Poor Leo: Leonardo DiCaprio Oscar Jokes Never Get Old

 

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Here's A Guy With His Ass Hanging Out Of His Shorts Robbing Two People

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Have you seen this butt crack?

According to Huffington Post, police in Florida are still searching for the "Butt Crack Bandit," a man who held up two people in Fort Lauderdale in August with a gun. Oh, and with his fat ass hanging out of his gym shorts:


Police have had no luck identifying him and his accomplice, so they finally released a video of the incident on YouTube last week, you know, just a mere four-and-a-half months after it went down.

They haven't revealed what was in the backpack they stole from the two people who were sitting behind the bushes, but it's safe to say that it probably wasn't Girl Scout Cookies.

This guy got nabbed by the cops after he shit his drawers: Colorado Thief Nabbed By Police After He Leaves His Crap-Filled Underwear At The Scene

 

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Try Finding A Leg Treatment That Looks More Sexual Than This

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We're pretty sure that Kentucky Wildcats guard Isaiah Briscoe will one day be known for his scoring, passing or great all-around play on the hardwood.

But speaking of hard wood, right now Briscoe is being hailed as that player for Kentucky who received a leg treatment that totally looked like something else during his team's 90-84 loss at Kansas Saturday night:


It takes a lot to make a quadriceps treatment look like a blow job, as the camera angle, location of the trainer's head, Briscoe's "O face" and rigorous movements from both the trainer and Briscoe all need to be perfectly placed and timed.

But you also need that technical director in the truck who is either too stupid to realize he and his team are broadcasting what for all intents and purposes looks like a player receiving oral sex on the bench, or one who knows exactly what is going on and leaves it up because it's an obvious video of the year candidate.

Either way, well done, ESPN.

h/t Barstool Sports

The Redskins were an exciting team to watch this year: Redskins Fan Receives Oral Sex In Public While Watching The Game

 

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10 Classic Super Bowl Commercials That Actually Really Suck

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Aside from the actual game, what folks are talking about the most the morning after the Super Bowl are the commercials. Everyone is ready to chime in with their opinions on what was the best commercial and the worst commercial. But one thing is absolutely clear: the classic commercials below that everyone is familiar with actually really suck.

Here are popular Super Bowl commercials from over the years that are complete shit when you think about it. Feel free to chime in with your opinion afterwards to let me know what an asinine human being I am for bashing your favorite ad.

Michael Jordan Takes On Larry Bird (1993)

Here you have two legendary NBA players having a good old-fashioned shooting contest. The only problem is they are playing for a Big Mac; a fucking Big Mac that is getting all cold and soggy with every passing minute. Like, these two guys are super rich. You're telling me that Larry Bird couldn't put on his best pair of tiny shorts and get his own burger? And who the hell was guarding the cold burger while they were on top of the building for some reason? Just a terrible ad for wasting food that could instead have been consumed and helped shorten someone's life.


Apple Introduces The Macintosh Computer (1984)

The commercial was supposed to showcase breaking free out of the stranglehold of "big brother," but now it's clear to see the complete irony in this since Apple controls everything while tons of people continue to worship Steve Jobs. That sassy English athlete throws a sledgehammer at the screen in order to release all those "controlled" folks watching a speech being given. Fast forward 32 years later and Apple is the big brother as we grovel on our knees, begging for a new iPhone.


"Bud" "Weis" "Er" Frogs (1995)

The amount of people who would say "Budweiser" the same way after this commercial aired made me have an unnecessary amount of hatred toward frogs. Sure, it wasn't as irritating as the "Whassup?" commercial that inspired people of all ages to greet someone the same way for months after, but it's still pretty bad. Just picturing a group of men clinking their Buds after saying "Bud" "Weis" "Er" is enough for me to confidently say this commercial is awful.


Mean Joe Greene Needs A Coke (1979)

So many questions here: How does that kid get past security? Why does he keep forcing his Coke on Joe Greene? And why the hell does this little snotball look so bummed out after giving up his Coke? The same Coke he pressured Joe into drinking? To top it all off, Joe Greene tosses him his used, sweaty jersey and then finally smiles. But that kid was only offering his drink in order to get something in return. What a couple of a-holes all around here.


Don Cheadle Promotes The NFL...During An NFL Game (2003)
Remember this one? You probably would have if it was Denzel Washington or Will Smith in it. But since they weren't available, the NFL got the next best thing: Don Cheadle. The next minute is spent on Don saying all the crazy things about NFL as the NFL pats itself on the back. Crazy that Roger Goodell wasn't mentioned on this but I guess the timing was off.


Brett Favre Tries To Make His Own Website (2015)
We would all like to have less Brett Favre on our TV, but Brett instead decided to take a break from shoving Wrangler Jeans and Tough Blades down our throats in order to create his own website. Hey, even Terrell Owens and Emmitt Smith make an appearance. It's all very cringe-worthy, but it's honestly probably because he continues to hang around inside our television.


Bar Refaeli Makes Out With A Nerd For GoDaddy (2013)

Bar Refaeli makes an appearance and that's never a bad thing. But of course you're quickly reminded that this is just another shitty GoDaddy ad when there is a closeup of Bar making out with a nerd that may or may not have been inspired by middle school me. Or maybe I'm just pissed that I didn't get a callback for that commercial. And what the hell happened to Danica Patrick?


Clint Eastwood Growls For Two Minutes (2012)

I agree that this was better than Clint talking to a chair, but not by much. Clint just walks around and mumbles things about America that's supposed to inspire us but honestly I get more inspiration from Bill Pullman in "Independence Day." "The world is going to hear the roar of our engines" is tough to say with a straight face, so I will give Clint kudos for that. But something tells me that Clint didn't even know where the hell he was.


Elijah Wood Likes To Gamble (1994)

Sure it was interesting seeing Elijah get an early start on gambling by telling strangers they can't just eat one chip, but then it takes an awkward turn when that idiot Dan Quayle shows up with his dopey smile and his inability to spell potato and ruins everything. Of course Qualye would lose a bet to a kid; he was only Vice President of this country.


Jerry Seinfeld Is Willing To Give Up Everything For An Acura (2012)

Jerry Seinfeld spends the entire time desperately pleading to a guy to let him be the first person to own the Acura NSX because hey, what else do super rich white comedians do? Oh yeah, they hang out with each other because this commercial gets worse when Jay Leno comes flying in. Two rich people fighting over a car. Ahhh, marketing.

 

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Super Bowl Commercial Drinking Game

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Everyone knows that the average football game only provides about 11 minutes of actual action -- and about 300 minutes of commercials. The Super Bowl is no different. In fact, there are actually more commercial breaks during the big game. It can all get pretty boring. So to help you survive the endless barrage of hashtags and talking animals, we've created this Super Bowl commercial drinking game. Good luck staying sober.

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Kim Kardashaian And Amber Rose Just Posed For A Selfie Together And Now We Are All Confused

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If you were waiting for a reaction from Kim Kardashian to the whole Amber Rose butt comment about Kanye West, we've received a reaction in the only way Kim knows how: a selfie.

Everyone knows about the Kanye West-Wiz Khalifa feud by now, a feud that Amber Rose got involved in by dropping a 'fingers in the butt" comment heard round the world; a comment that produced the most hilarious memes. But it looks like Kim has taken the highroad judging by this selfie she posted on her Instagram:

Tea anyone?

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on


And Kim isn't the only one taking the highroad as Amber posted the same exact selfie on her Twitter:


I don't think anyone thought that a feud that involved all of these folks actually could be squashed. But I'm just going to assume that Kanye joined Amber and Kim later on for tea and they all talked about fingers in his ass and had a good laugh. Oh yes, how they all laughed.

But honestly, Kanye can seriously work this situation to his advantage.

 

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16 Idiots Who Continue To Remind Us There Are Many Idiots Out There

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Without idiots we wouldn't have a famous rapper trying to convince us the world is flat, and without idiots a racist reality star wouldn't have a good shot at becoming president. But there are idiots; they are everywhere. And while the people below aren't as high-profile as rappers and presidential candidates, they still remind us that as long as the world is in existence there will be idiots inhabiting it.

Here are 16 idiots who seriously reminded everyone that they aren't the brightest crayon in the box.

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16 Idiots That Continue To Remind Us They Are Idiots
Via Pleated-Jeans

More where that came from: More Of The Internet's Biggest idiots

 

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Massive, 60-Foot Shark Caught On Film And Now I'm Never Swimming Again

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If "Jaws" made you hesitate to go to the beach, the shark in the footage below will probably keep you from ever entering any body of water ever again.

The footage, reportedly filmed by Japanese marine biologist, was originally thought to be filmed in the Mariana Trench, but further research shows it was filmed in Japan's Suruga Bay. I don't care where it was filmed because I'm pretty sure I won't find myself hanging beyond the reach of sunlight. Check out this massive thing:


Many people believe it to be the long-extinct Megalodon, which is said to have been 59 feet. Others have chimed in and said they believe it is a sixgill shark – which can grow up to 25 feet long, or a Pacific sleeper shark.

Whatever it is I don't what to be anywhere near it. I'll just stick with Vin Diesel talking about toy sharks instead.

Via Daily Star

Yeah, let's not hang near sharks: Diver Wearing GoPro Camera Is Attacked By A Shark

 

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Mandatory's 10 Most Common Facebook Page Commenters

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As many of you know, Mandatory.com has a Facebook page. We post frequently on that page, and for the most part, we feel like the majority of our 2.5 million fans enjoy our articles, photos and videos. But, unfortunately, those great fans who enjoy our content are rarely the ones commenting. Instead, it's mostly these people. Here are Mandatory's ten most common types of commenters. (Note: These are 100 percent real comments that we received on our Facebook posts. Names and photos have been protected.)

The Who Cares Committee
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These folks don't care about what we just posted, but they do care enough to let us know that.


The Precious Timers
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Somebody better give these folks their five minutes back OR ELSE! And you better gtfo here with that clickbait bullshit because that's a waste of time!!!


The Spammers
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As much as we try to get rid of them, they keep coming back. The spammers truly are our most devoted fans.


The Debbie Downers
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Who needs context? All you need to know is that if we post an article that certain people want to read but others don't, it is a sign that society is doomed and we are all living in the end of days and might as well go crawl in a hole and die.


The Critics
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We are not funny. That is what we have learned from our countless critics who know what is funny and what is cool, and know for a fact that Mandatory is neither one of those things. Oh, and we're lousy journalists, too.


The Political Nutjobs
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If you follow our site, you'll know that we don't really have a political voice. Sure, we make fun of politicians from time to time, but we don't really care about political matters. Our fans do, though! And they'll let us know about it, even if we didn't bring politics up in the first place.


The Random Memers
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Sometimes our posts call for a funny meme to be added to the comments section. The one with Michael Jackson eating popcorn, for instance. But more commonplace than that are the people who add a meme they think is hilarious to the comments that has nothing to do with the original subject matter. We don't get it, but hey, whatever makes you happy.


The Bigots
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Racism, homophobia and plenty of grammatical errors run rampant in this group. But we know that deep down inside, they really love and respect us. (Note: We could have included thousands of examples here, but this one gets the point across nicely.)


The Possibly Drunk
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Um, what?


Our Favorites
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Believe it or not, some people actually add compliments and amusing jokes to the comments section. And whoever you are, we love you.

 

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20 Dudes Who Utterly Destroyed Gender Stereotypes (Just Like Jaden Smith)

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Jaden Smith is a philosopher, a genius, and to some, a hero. He recently did a shoot for Vogue Korea in which he posed in a black skirt with a cute rose in his ear. Let me be the first to say, bravo. It isn't easy challenging gender norms, especially when you're clawing and scratching at the oppressive patriarchy with newly polished blue nails. But, a pioneer he is not. There have been many brave souls before him that have SHATTERED heteronormative social constructs and dropped nuclear bombs on antiquated concepts of masculinity. Some might call them unsung heroes. I know I do. Here are a few courageous men who stuck it to the man -- quite literally.

Wonder Woman at Comic-Con.
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Destroying gender norms in his sleep. In. His. Sleep.
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Slut shamers, your days are numbered.
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Brave as f---.
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Cisgender? No thanks.
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Giving each other the eye.
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Orange is the new black, for sure.
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Who says the dude has to be the groom?
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F--- yeah, bro.
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Heteronormativity is so 2015.
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Oh my Lort!
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Peter Griffin is clearly an advocate.
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His eyes are up there.
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+10 for team androgyny.
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Stunning.
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Pretty in pink.
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I have exorcised the demons.
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Leave her alone! Damn the male gaze!
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Got phobia? Kill yourself.
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Keepin' it nonbinary.
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Idiots In Pickup Truck Pull Gun On Biker

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Yeah, a group of Supermotos can be annoying, as they usually clog up the road and slow down traffic. But just curse them out under your breath like regular folks. Don't do what this idiot wearing gas station sunglasses did and pull a gun on a biker at a stop light.

The hoopla began when the bikers noticed idiot number one (also known as the guy behind the wheel of the pickup truck) looking pissed off and taking pictures of the bike license plates. The bikers returned the favor and took pictures of the pickup truck. The guys in the truck clearly didn't like that, because when one of the bikers pulled up beside idiot number two (also known as the guy riding shotgun) to figure out what all the chaos was about, this happened:


Let's not forgot about idiot number three in the backseat who keeps rolling down his window to say nonsensical things followed by him quickly closing his window up again.

This is just another reminder that not everyone on the road is a sane human being. So, in the words of the biker, let's all "take it easy."

h/t Lanesplitter

This may or may not be the same dude: Man Waves Gun In Merge Lane

 

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Japanese Game Show Involves Women Eating Bananas At Crotch Level

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We may have "The Price is Right" and "Family Feud," but Japan has women eating bananas that have been strategically placed at crotch level.

I have no idea what the point of this game show is, but it seems the woman who can look the hottest eating a banana while men pretend it's something else wins. Take a look at the video below that isn't exactly NSFW but is awkward as hell to watch at work. I would know.


I'm just going to go out on a limb and say we are all winners here, especially Japan's televised audience.

h/t Playboy

Let's not forget another one of Japan's classics: Is This A Japanese Game Show Where Contestants Get Handjobs While Singing Karaoke?

 

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Super Bowl Quiz: Remembering Which Games Had These Major Non-Game Moments

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You think you know a lot about Super Bowl history, huh? Well, that may be true, but everyone knows that at least half of the audience tuning into the Super Bowl doesn't even care about the teams playing or the outcome, but rather what happens outside of the game. I'm talking commercials, halftime shows and other random events that become more memorable than the MVPs. Test your memory and see if you can match these major non-game moments with the actual Super Bowl matchups they were associated with.

What teams played in the Super Bowl when these non-game moments happened?

1. Janet Jackson's Wardrobe Malfunction
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2. The Blackout
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3. Michael Jackson Stood Still For A Full Minute
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4. Apple's '1984' Ad
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5. Prince Played His Phallic Guitar
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6. Diana Ross Took Off In A Fucking Helicopter
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7. This Player Was Arrested For Soliciting A Prostitute The Night Before The Game
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8. The Left Shark Stole The Halftime Show
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9. Coke's "Hey Kid, Catch!" Commercial Featuring "Mean" Joe Greene Aired
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10. Whitney Houston's "The Star-Spangled Banner" Made Us Feel 100 Percent 'Murican
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11. The Super Bowl Streaker
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12. "I'm Going To Disney World" Commercial Debut
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ANSWER KEY:

1. Super Bowl 38: Carolina Panthers vs. New England Patriots
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2. Super Bowl 47: San Francisco 49ers vs. Baltimore Ravens
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3. Super Bowl 27: Dallas Cowboys vs. Buffalo Bills (the first time)
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4. Super Bowl 18: Washington Redskins vs. Los Angeles Raiders
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5. Super Bowl 41: Chicago Bears vs. Indianapolis Colts
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6. Super Bowl 30: Dallas Cowboys vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
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7. Super Bowl 33: Atlanta Falcons vs. Denver Broncos
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8. Super Bowl 49: Seattle Seahawks vs. New England Patriots
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9. Super Bowl 14: Los Angeles Rams vs. Pittsburgh Steelers
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10. Super Bowl 25: New York Giants vs. Buffalo Bills
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11. Super Bowl 38: Carolina Panthers vs. New England Patriots (again)
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12. Super Bowl 21: New York Giants vs. Denver Broncos
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Kylie Jenner Wants Your Opinion On Her Lipstick (But We're Too Busy Looking At Her Lingerie)

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Kylie Jenner has been busy taking selfies and working on her lipstick line so she figured she would ask us what we think of a certain lipstick color by posting a picture of it on her Instagram. The only thing is we were too busy looking at her in lingerie.

We did noticed her lingerie does match the lipstick. We are sure of that. Let's all take a look at Kylie's getup thanks to this picture she posted on her Instagram:

Could this be a new lip kit color? ;) @lipkitbykylie

A photo posted by King Kylie (@kyliejenner) on


Shout-out to the random girl in the background for getting in on this photo with more than 1.5 million likes.

And we didn't notice she broke her nail here: Kylie Jenner Broke Her Nail, So It's Sexy Selfie Time

 

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NFL 'Bad Lip Reading' Is Back And Better Than Ever

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We had no idea that Tom Brady used to shave his furry ankles to win games.

After a year of gracing us with bad lip reading sessions from the first Democratic and Republican debates, "Star Wars" movies and the super hysterical "Redneck Avengers: Tulsa Nights," the kids at Bad Lip Reading are back to their bread and butter and having fun with NFL players.

That means we get to hear Adrian Peterson talk about his Chinese friend, Matt Ryan sing a cocaine jingle and of course, Drew Brees lead the Saints in a pig chant. Brilliant.


Let's be honest: It's not like any of us were dying to hear former 49ers head coach Jim Tomsula tell his players that he's "gotta squirt," but thanks to these guys, we can now cross that off the list.

h/t BroBible

Hillary Clinton apparently makes dynamite beans: 'Bad Lip Reading' Takes On The First Democratic Debate And It's Hilarious

 

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Dad Trying To Help His Kid In Batting Cage Takes A Line Drive To The Nuts

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It's just so damn funny when it happens to anybody but you.

A father's recent attempt at teaching his son how to hit a baseball backfired in pretty much the worst way possible when a line drive off his kid's bat drilled him directly in the nards.


After watching that a dozen times, we're pretty sure everybody learned something on this day. Hopefully the kid now understands that standing on the plate is not only against the rules, but it's also a great way to end up on the ground holding your rocks like your old man.

And we're pretty sure the dad learned why most successful coaches do their instructing outside of the batting cage.

h/t Barstool Sports

Probably the most entertaining science class ever: Here's A Physics Teacher Getting Hit In The Nuts With An Ax

 

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