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Today's Funny Photos

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Listen up, here's the deal. These photos are here to make you laugh. If you find yourself laughing, keep on truckin'. If you find yourself crying, take a quick breather and check us out on Twitter and Instagram. Then come on back here and give it another whirl. That should do the trick. (If not, seek medical attention.)

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The 11 Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Outfits Ever

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The Super Bowl halftime show outfit has become a spectacle in and of itself. Don't believe me? Just check the way your spouse or non-sport fan relative freezes everything they're doing to gawk at what today's hottest stars are wearing. So important are the outfits, some performers have several wardrobe changes. Even the term "wardrobe malfunction" was spawned through this show and is fully ingrained in pop culture. Here we rank the hottest getups ever -- by sex appeal, titillating distraction and censor-dodging nerve.

#11 Britney Spears
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Britney Spears
Britney Spears was merely a guest star when the fresh-faced pop sensation with an "I'm not that innocent" side took to the stage for the 2001 show starring Aerosmith. Surprisingly, her simple midriff and tight high waisted pants -- given her career trajectory later with sultry tracks like "Toxic" and "Womanizer" -- look downright tame compared to the other getups soon to follow in Super Bowl history.


#10 Fergie (of The Black Eyed Peas)
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Fergie
Chances are you're the sexiest player on the field when you have glittery, sequined shoulder pads and knee high platform boots. Fergie proved just how titillating she could make her 2011 performance when she flung her hair and commanded the crowd in an NFL-meets-"Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome" ensemble. So inviting were Fergie Ferg's "humps" even Guns N' Roses guitarist Slash totally looks like he's sneaking a peak when she bends.


#9 Gwen Stefani
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Gwen Stefani
Sometimes you don't even need to gyrate or hardly do any dance moves at all to command a halftime performance. No Doubt frontwoman Gwen Stefani proved just that when she rocked out toward the end of the 2003 halftime show along with Shania Twain, wearing a glittery getup similar to the iconic Cholo pants and sports bra she wore in her band's "Just A Girl" music video.


#8 Tina Turner
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Tina Turner
The Queen of Rock 'n' Roll Tina Turner proved she's "simply the best" in a getup so hot that even an older woman such as herself can pull it off, while still oozing sex appeal, and keep up with any current vixen on the pop charts. The secret? Well, just check out the skin tight all-leather onesie she sported with no bra on American television, and those suggestive moves -- censors, be damned!


#7, #6, #5 Madonna, Nicki Minaj and M.I.A.
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Madonna
Technically, Madonna, Nicki Minaj and M.I.A. are separately sexy solo performers in their own right. But their triptych 2012 halftime show team up is notable for three key reasons you just can't break apart.

Firstly, for its gyrations ...
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups

Secondly, for its choice hand gesture (that managed to avoid heavy TV fines) ...
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups

And, thirdly, this "WTF" outfit sported by a Will Ferrell lookalike "dancer" that upstaged Madonna's getup (and, unfortunately, also managed to slip by without a fine).
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups
(His dress was probably the moment where most of you bit your mouth while biting into your buffalo wing.)


#4Katy Perry
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Katy Perry
Katy Perry stomped out the competition with a fiery 2015 performance that landed her at the Number 4 spot. C'mon, guys, a flame-inspired getup perfectly synched to pyro and a bossy stage-commanding booty thrust in platforms to a ready and willing Lenny Kravitz? Score!


#3 Shania Twain
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Shania Twain
Shania Twain is another one of those stars who doesn't have to do much dance choreography or have flashy distractions behind her to show that she's a sexy stunner. The country icon managed to entice audiences the world over in 2003 with a seductive jewel-encrusted bra and strands of jewels draping her waist in a leather vampire-like dress. Attention fully deserved.


#2 Beyoncé
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In arguably one of the best, perfectly timed halftime show performances ever put on in Super Bowl history (don't believe me, watch the full clip, and try not to have your jaw drop), Beyoncé commandeered the stage in 2013 with a leather-and-lace corset and her signature "Crazy In Love" finger-lick. Plus, flanked by a veritable army of dominatrixes dressed in black that would have the greatest forces in the world stand down. Thankfully, her too-hot-for-TV provocations didn't get her fined or banned: The NFL welcomed her back for the big 5-0 alongside Coldplay in 2016.


#1 Janet Jackson
Hottest Super Bowl Halftime Show Getups, Janet Jackson
Janet Jackson: You win. While Justin Timberlake gets an "L" for letting Janet take the fall for the whole 2004 fiasco, her getup earns the pole position for a multitude of reasons. Essentially, it's the "Gangnam Style" of Super Bowl halftime outfits. Think about it: Her outfit generated the most views and replays, became the first viral social media sensation of its kind, and, according to Forbes, her outfit helped start YouTube in the first place. She brought the world to a halt with one boob -- and even the term "wardrobe malfunction" into the lexicon. Although it briefly derailed her music career, and banned MTV from producing another halftime show ever again, she eventually came back in 2015 with a Billboard Number 1 album ("Unbreakable"), all with the help of a star-incrusted nipple shield and a faulty bra. The hottest getup, indeed.

Related: 10 Hottest Rock Goddess Getups

 

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A Day In The Life Of Guy Fieri

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It's hard to believe that Guy Fieri is an actual person. He seems more like some sort of bizarre cartoon character. But somehow he actually exists and has more money than any of us could ever imagine. So what does the Food Network star do on a daily basis? It's safe to say it's probably not the same things you or I would do. Here's a look at what an average day looks like for our pal Guy Fieri.

A Day in the Life of Guy Fieri

Related: Celebrity Chefs Ranked By Likability

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Pizza Face

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost ... oh well, there's always next time!

Speaking of which, get a head start and create a new meme for the next contest right here.

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Weird News: Prostitute Has To Be 'Surgically Removed From Client' After He Dies During Sex

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What a way to go out.

A video has been making the rounds this morning that seems to show, hidden under a blanket, a prostitute on top of her deceased client while still attached at the genitals.

The video was first posted on China's version of YouTube before being posted on LiveLeak. No word yet on how the hell these two ended up in this situation. Check out the video below that seems like something straight out of a sketch comedy show:


The pair is said to have been taken to the hospital where they had to be surgically removed. The deceased man was taken to the morgue, and the prostitute was hopefully taken into therapy.

Via Metro

This is how to do it: Old Guy Kicked Out Of Retirement Home For Hiding Prostitute Under Bed

 

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The Ultimate Super Bowl Party Checklist

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While we're just a few days away from watching the Panthers take on the Broncos in the Super Bowl, you're probably rushing to get what you need for that fantastic party you're aiming to have. Well, we thought we would help you throw the best party possible by offering up the ultimate Super Bowl party checklist. This list has every single thing you're really going to need, so read up and make it one party you and the guests you barely know will never forget.

Ultimate Super Bowl Party Checklist
Related: The Super Bowl Commercial Drinking Game

 

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Conan's Hilarious 'Puppy Conan' Includes Puppy Sia And Puppy Donald Trump

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Ever since 2012, Conan O'Brien has been doing his own version of Animal Planet's "Puppy Bowl," and his Puppy Bowl 5 might have been the best one yet. From everyone to puppy Larry King to puppy Sia, these puppies prove that you don't have to play a bunch of games with Jimmy Fallon to be hilarious.


Something tells me puppy Donald Trump is more qualified to be president. #MandatoryTrumpJab.

Now see Conan and company attempt to teach someone to drive: Conan O'Brien, Kevin Hart And Ice Cube Teach A Girl How To Drive And It's Hilarious

 

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Dude's Reaction To Girlfriend Almost Getting Zapped By Lightning Is Hysterical

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Based on this guy's reaction to his girlfriend running rather quickly on slick rocks, you knew he'd lose his shit if something crazy happened, like a bolt of lightning striking within a few feet of her, for example.


The couple was cruising along a rock shelf in Sydney, Australia during a recent thunderstorm, something that proved to be about as dangerous as it sounds. Thankfully, nobody was killed or even injured by the lightning strike.

And we're not sure what accent this guy is sporting, but I'd be down for grabbing a 12-pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon, sitting around the campfire and throwing him 20 bucks to hear to him read "Fifty Shades of Grey" aloud.

h/t Barstool Sports

It's not good when you can "feel" a bolt of lightning: Lightning Strikes Don't Get Much Closer Than This

 

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The Funniest GIFs Of The Week

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You know the drill: We make with the LOLs on a loop, and you laugh your asses off. It's not that complicated. We know you have it in you.

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Get your minds out of the gutter, pervos. Nothing to see here but a couple of dudes giving each other a rubdown. Wait, now it seems even more sexual. Moving on!

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It was horrifying. There were broken canes everywhere.

funny gifs, dog pees on owner
Dogs are always finding new ways to piss you off. Sorry, I meant piss on you.

funny gifs, four wheeler crash
Oh my God, I hope that sweet hat is OK.

funny gifs, dog drags legs
Aww, how sad -- HEY, WAITAMINUTE!

funny gifs, cat chariot pulls wagon
I'm calling BS. No way a pack of cats would ever be this helpful.

funny gifs, semi pulls truck
The good news is your truck is no longer stuck. The bad news is there is no "your truck" anymore.

funny gifs, roman candle in crotch
Fire dick or not, the man-shimmy is not a good look on anyone.

funny gifs, spider man in the country
Marvel finally gets the rights back to him and "Spider-Man Takes Rural Illinois" is the best they can do? Disappointing.

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Bet you didn't see that coming.

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That either. Damn, nature, you scary!

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I've been watching for 20 minutes and neither has cracked. Yeah, I know it's a GIF, but I don't care.

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Every dog has its day. Just not this dog today. Maybe he'll have better luck next week. Until then.

Keep the good times rolling by checking out last week's hilarious GIFs.

 

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Here's The Cover To Playboy's First Non-Nude Issue Ever

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We've known for quite some time now that Playboy was revamping their magazine and were aiming to release their first non-nude issue in March of this year. Well their first non-nude issue is finally here, and a non-nude Sarah McDaniel graces the cover.

The model, who has two different eye colors due to heterochromia irdum, was given the huge honor of being on the cover of the first ever non-nude issue. Take a look at the photo below thanks to Playboy's Instagram:

Say hello to the new Playboy - link in our bio @Playboy Cover Model @krotchy

A photo posted by Playboy (@playboy) on


Playboy ushered this new non-nude era by including a Snapchat style caption on their cover.

You can check out more pictures included in the March 2016 non-nude issue here.

And now check out the final nude issue: Pamela Anderson Graces The Cover Of The Final Nude Playboy Issue

 

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Super Bowl Party: Fantasy vs. Reality

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The Super Bowl. The biggest sporting event of the year. Every year. We all get hyped up. We all make plans for a big party. And then we all experience a massive letdown. The games have been pretty good lately, but there's no chance your Super Bowl party will live up to the hype. Here's a quick breakdown of what you expect to happen at your Super Bowl party vs. what actually happens.

Hosting a Super Bowl party:
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Fantasy: I'm going to be the life of the party and everyone will hail me as a hero.
Reality: I'm going to spend the whole day waiting on my friends hand and foot and miss the game.

Eating at a Super Bowl party:
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Fantasy: I'm going to sample a variety of delicious snacks.
Reality: I'm going to binge until I have to diarrhea in my friend's bathroom.

Drinking at a Super Bowl party:
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Fantasy: have a couple brews with the bros.
Reality: drink until I have to diarrhea on my friend's rug.

Gambling at your Super Bowl party:
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Fantasy: make some prop bets to keep the game exciting.
Reality: keep trying to get back to even until I get my legs broken.

Cleaning up after the Super Bowl party:
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Fantasy: my friends will respect my stuff ad leave everything where I found it.
Reality: moving would be easier than cleaning up.

 

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Guy Falls Asleep At Work, Internet Steps Up And Brilliantly Photoshops Him

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When you're exhausted it can be difficult to stay awake anywhere, especially at work. But if you do happen to doze off hopefully you won't end up being laughed at by the Internet like the guy below did.

A Reddit user thought it would be funny to post the picture his staff took of him falling asleep on his first day working an internship for a tech startup. But of course, like pictures posted on Reddit in the past, the Internet took a hold of it and Photoshopped it to hell.

"One of the associates noticed me sleeping," he told The Huffington Post. "And it just went downhill from there!"

Here's the original photo of this poor guy wishing he was in bed:

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him
And here's the Internet once again not disappointing:

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Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him

Guy Falls Asleep At Work, The Internet Steps Up And Photoshops Him
And if you're wondering, he actually still has his job. What a legend.

Kids enjoy robbing people of their sleep: Dad Balancing Baby Gets One Of The Most Hilarious Photoshop Treatments We've Seen

 

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Movies Would Be Very Different If They Ended When The Title Was Said

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Fair warning: this will likely be the dumbest video you watch today. However, in exchange for less than two minutes of your life, it's totally worth the price of admission. Kudos to the song choices for the credits music, too. I'm fairly certain "300" didn't end with Smash Mouth, but now I'm kind of disappointed that it didn't. And so abruptly at that.


Related: The Poopercut: Classic Movie Quotes Made Crappy

 

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What Crappy Song Has Been Stuck In My Head This Week?

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Hey music lovers! We are starting a new weekly feature where I let you know what terrible song has been stuck in my head for the past few days. Hopefully, it'll get stuck in your head now, too!


That's right, friends. For reasons I can't explain, I have been singing "The Sign" by Ace of Base in the shower and around the house all week. I've even been whistling it around the office much to the dismay of my coworkers. Feel free to add this to your playlist!

These songs might be better: The Alphabet of the Greatest Rock Songs of All Time

 

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Super Bowl 50 Selfies: Cam Newton, Peyton Manning and More Exposed!

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No matter how many cautionary tales play out before them, football players just can't seem to resist the urge to go out and party during Super Bowl week. One of the biggest drawbacks of partying too hard is the regretful selfie. And when you're a superstar athlete on the sport's biggest stage, it's only a matter of time before those embarrassing pics blow up on the Internet. Well we got our hands on some very exclusive cell phone pics of Super Bowl 50's biggest stars. Come on, guys. It's the biggest game of your life. You should be shacked up in your hotel room studying the playbook. Shame on you.

Cam Newton leaked selfie:
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Peyton Manning leaked selfie:
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Von Miller leaked selfie:
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Greg Olsen leaked selfie:
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Luke Kuechly leaked selfie:
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Jared Allen leaked selfie:
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Graham Gano leaked selfie:
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This Week's 20 Funniest Tweets

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Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

Follow @robfee on Twitter.


Want more? Check out last week's hilarious tweets.

 

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New Zealand Politician Gets Smacked In The Face With A Dildo On Live TV

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New Zealanders sure have an interesting way of showing how much they dislike their government.

While Donald Trump is getting tomatoes thrown at him, politicians in New Zealand are getting dildos thrown at them. Well, at least one is. Minister for Economic Development Steven Joyce was speaking to the media when out of nowhere he takes a direct hit to the mouth by a flying pink dildo.

New Zealand Politician Gets Smacked In The Face With A Dildo On Live TV
The protester is led away but not before yelling "That's for raping our sovereignty!" which is her response to the very unpopular Trans-Pacific Partnership trade deal.

A dildo right to the face didn't really bother Joyce, though: "Fair to say I don't think those sorts of things happen everyday, Joyce said. "We actually thought it was a little bit humorous at the end of it all ... new experiences in politics everyday, it's the privilege of serving."

Now take a look at video of the incident which includes the "privilege of serving."


I can think of a few American politicians that deserve a dildo to the face.

h/t Distractify

Scotland prefers it in their baked goods: Weird News: Someone In Scotland Rammed A Dildo Into A Cake At A Charity Bake Sale

 

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Here's What It Would Look Like If Other Classic Movies Added Zombies

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The movie "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" comes out today. If you can't tell from the title, it's Jane Austen's iconic tale of the complicated quarrels between lovers from different social classes in 19th century England...with undead zombies. That led to an important question: what other classic movie title couplings could use an extra "and zombies"? We got some delightful answers.

Marley & Me & Zombies:
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Beauty and the Beast and Zombies:
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Tom and Huck and Zombies:
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Batman & Robin & Zombies:
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Dazed and Confused and Zombies:
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Benny & Joon & Zombies:
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Husbands and Wives and Zombies:
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Who Would Win These Food Super Bowls?

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Super Bowl Sunday is one of my favorite days of the year. I'd put it right up there with Christmas and the Fourth of July. However, despite all the enjoyable festivities, sometimes the actual game can just flat out suck. Hopefully this year's matchup between the Broncos and the Panthers will deliver, but if it doesn't, you can always count on these food Super Bowls to live up to the hype. Take a look at these matchups between food titans and let us know who ya got.

The Potato Chip Bowl
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The Pizza Topping Bowl
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The Candy Bar Bowl
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The Cookout Bowl
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The Appetizer Bowl
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The Little Kid's Sandwich Bowl
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The Dip Bowl
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The Pie Bowl
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