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Watch Lindsey Vonn Do Pull-Ups Virtually In The Nude

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Instagram is a magical place, and that is no more evident than when looking at the following post from Olympic alpine ski racer Lindsey Vonn. While not technically naked (she's in body paint if you look closely, which we're sure you will), Lindsey showed off her guns and general upper body strength in-between takes for the 2016 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit issue. You'll never be this intimidated and aroused at the same time again.


The video from Lindsey's Instagram page @lindseyvonn is impressive for sure, but it doesn't really show off her painted outfit very well. Not to worry, though, as we have you covered on that front below.

A photo posted by Lindsey Vonn (@lindseyvonn) on



A photo posted by Lindsey Vonn (@lindseyvonn) on


Related: More Nude...Err...Body Paint Photos Of Ronda Rousey Have Leaked

 

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Something Ain't Right About These 20 Photos

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The 1999 film "American Beauty" told us to look closer. It isn't clear whether they were referring to viral photography, but I'm going to go ahead and assume they were. See if you can spot the abnormalities, unfortunate photobombs and various quirks that make the following pictures special. Clues are provided.

1. Camouflage works in a domestic setting, too.
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2. One of these kids is about to be ostracized from the soccer team.
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3. It's either a friend or a psychotic burn victim who loves to photobomb.
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4. That's one lucky peeping Tom.
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5. The most badass fish in the sea or a clever Photoshop?
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6. Look, you sickos, it's just two teens playing at the pool.
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7. Shirtless selfie? Check. Flat-billed hats? Check. Dildo? Check.
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8. That ain't Paula.
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9. Weeeeeeeeeee!
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10. Isn't that true, though?
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11. Buy 'murican.
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12. Human thumbs look very much like a micropenis.
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13. BEST FIELD TRIP EVER!
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14. Flip your laptop sideways.
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15. Gurl, you gotta fix them fishnets.
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16. Cuts straight to the point.
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17. The first cat suicide caught on camera.
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18. A chameleon giraffe.
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19. Selfie Rule No. 1: Always check for mirrors.
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20. One happy family...and one miserable brother.
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Related: Hidden Messages in Brand Logos You Probably Never Noticed

 

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The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Glasses On Asses

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Yesterday we asked you to use our meme generator to create some hilarious memes to unleash on the Internet. There were a lot of entries, but we managed to narrow it down to these fine and deserving winners. Congratulations, you truly understand what the Internet is all about. And to those of you who lost ... oh well, there's always next time!

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Submitted by: Bert

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Submitted by: MIKE K

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Submitted by: DAVE

 

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This One Invention Will Be Responsible For Thousands Of Avoidable Injuries

Waiting At The Drive-Thru: A Collection Of The Most Hilarious Vines

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If you're a motorist in the United States, chances are you've had to -- at one time or another -- wait in a long line to get your order from a drive-thru. Users of the video sharing service Vine did a great job capturing many of the wacky, all-too-common moments. How many of these instances happened to you in a drive-thru lane?

Waiting -- what seems like an eternity -- for the order-taker to speak on the intercom



And when they do manage to speak, rushing up the employee before s/he properly greets you



Screaming at the top of your lungs your own imaginary fast food jingle



Contemplating life from the driver's seat while watching satisfied indoor patrons grub on food with your car idling



Growing impatient with the time it takes for the drive-thru team to prepare your "simple" order



Having a case of the major munchies (and taking one last hit) before you arrive at the window


Making it to the front of the line, only to have a panhandler do a defensive snatch 'n' grab while the employee's handing you your bag



Glancing past the cash register to see that the fast food employees would much rather dance than get those fries out of the oil vat

(Hey, at least they're not spitting in your food, right?)


And, finally, when all that line-waiting agony is over, realizing they effed up your order

Sometimes it's just better to go inside, bruh.

"Thank you, come again": How To Be The Most Annoying Person At A Fast Food Drive Thru

 

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This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

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You've probably never paid much attention to the ladle that resides in your kitchen drawer (probably in the same drawer that holds your takeout menus and numerous rolls of tape), so you've never appreciated it very much. Well, the guy here understands that his ladle Samson is everything in his life; even his best friend. Take a look at the amazing (and hilarious) relationship this man has with his ladle.

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have

This Is The Most Entertaining Ladle A Person Can Have
Via Tumblr

Need to add ladle to this: What Every Man Should Have in His Place

 

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Kim Kardashian Reveals The Secret Behind Why Her Boobs Always Look So Good

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I'm not quite sure there is a ton that Kim Kardashian can teach you, but if you were on the edge of your seat hoping to learn how she keeps her boobs looking great, then Kim is hear to tell you her secret: tape, good old-fashioned tape.

Kim calls this her "cleavage secret." So after you're done reading her important book about selfies, check out her important advice on boob maintenance. Look how Kim promoted her app on her Twitter, a fantastic marketing approach:


And if that wasn't enough to pique your interest in a Kim Kardashian app you have to pay for, Kim also promoted her "cleavage secret" tease on her Instagram. Take a look at the photo below:

Today on my app see the red carpet cleavage tape trick I've been doing for years!

A photo posted by Kim Kardashian West (@kimkardashian) on


Kim reveals that she has used everything from "duct tape to packing tape to masking tape" and has discovered that gaffer's tape "sticks the best!" She also warns you not to have any oils or lotions on your girls before lifting them up with tape.

If you want to learn more important information about this and other stuff that can completely change your life forever, feel free to get Kim's app.

We need more of these pearls of wisdom.

h/t Distractify

More important stuff: Kim Kardashian Bare Butt Photo For Love Magazine Leaked

 

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The Funniest GIFs Of The Week

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Just because it was a shorter week than usual due to Presidents' Day, that doesn't mean you don't deserve a few LOLs to get you through it. After all, what's work without the occasional slacking off? Seriously, I'm asking. I just spent 20 minutes putting funny GIFs together; the line between doing my job and laughing my ass off is permanently skewed.

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She definitely caught me checking out her ass.


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This dance move is called "The Shitty Friend."


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Goes best with theme music.


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What was frantic, midair kicking supposed to accomplish?


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Nice try, dog, but let the pro in the next GIF show you how it's done.


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See, that's how you break your back.


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To be fair, he was told he could only take it for a quick spin.


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I'd like to believe this was the goldfish's plan all along, but I'm sure he's already forgotten the whole thing.


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This guy clearly learned nothing from the Antarctica level in "Twisted Metal 2."


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It had to be done.


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Turn around. Nothing left to see here.


Of course, last week's hilarious GIFs are always worth a second look.

 

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Woman's Infected Tattoo Spits Out A Crazy Amount Of Pus And Blood (Graphic Video)

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As someone who has tattoos, my biggest fear is that they get infected, but since I don't get tattoos done underground by someone who may or may not be an ex-convict with various dirty needles, I don't worry too much. Although, the woman in the video below may have just gotten her tattoo done in that underground hole because what came out of it will make you sick.

No word yet on where this very graphic (and gross) footage was taken, but it shows a doctor squeezing out a river of pus and junk from a woman's back tattoo. The camera even zooms in for you to get an extra good look. Check out the clip below, and as another warning: It's vile as hell and pretty graphic.


I don't think there is much to say after that mess.

And then there is this eyesore: A Man Finally Had The 3-Month-Old Cyst On His Leg Popped And It's Digusting

 

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Mob Of Idiots Kills Dolphin For Selfies

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Every day we discover more examples of how too many people are total idiots, and this case is yet another.

Mob Of Idiots Kill Dolphin For Selfie
A mob of assholes near an Argentine resort snatched a baby dolphin from the waters only to pass it around in order to get a selfie. The dolphin unfortunately died as it was manhandled and its well-being was completely disregarded by the idiots.

"At least one of these dolphins suffered a horrific, traumatic and utterly unnecessary death, for the sake of a few photographs," a spokesperson from World Animal Protection said. "This terribly unfortunate event is an example of the casual cruelty people can inflict when they use animals for entertainment purposes."

Otro animal inofensivo es víctima de los humanos, a este delfín del plata bebe, especie en peligro de extinción, lo sacaron del agua para sacarle fotos y tocarlo. Solo a personas con muy poca educación o totalmente inepta se le necesita decir que el delfín es un animal marino y que necesita agua para vivir. La ignorancia mato a este animal que podría haber vivido 20 años mas. Para que esto no pase mas deberían enseñar los derechos de los animales, debería haber algún tipo de castigo para la gente que no los respeta como lo merecen, debería ser un delito matarlos o lastimarlos igual que con los humanos porque no somos ni un poco superiores haciendo esto. Somos un nuevo enemigo para ellos como tiburones y orcas que lo hacen por necesidad. Hay que generar conciencia de esto y aprender de los errores, esto no puede seguir pasando porque cada vez que pasa hay una o mas víctimas que sufren.

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The poor dolphin was then left to die on the sand of dehydration after being passed around. And even then people took photos of it as it lay dying. You have to stop and think how a group of people can be completely oblivious to everything.

There are only about 30,000 of La Plata dolphins left, and these useless folks just ended the life of one.

Via The Daily Beast

This mob got what they deserved: Watch This Irish Boxer Take On An Angry Turkish Mob And Hold His Own

 

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10 Of The Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage Has Ever Done

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By now, we all know that Nic Cage is a little nuts. But maybe you don't know just how insane he actually is? This list should do the trick.

1. The $276,000 Dinosaur Skull
10 of the Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage has Ever Done
At an auction in 2007 Cage outbid Leonard DiCaprio to purchase a rare dinosaur skull, for some reason. Unfortunately it was later discovered that the skull was stolen from Mongolia. He agreed to return the skull, but you have to wonder why anyone would spend over a quarter of a million dollars on a fossil.

2.The Home Intruder
10 of the Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage has Ever Done
This one isn't exactly Cage's fault, but it's something so ridiculous and bizarre that it could only happen to him. During an interview in 2011 Cage shared this story:

"It was two in the morning. I was living in Orange County at the time and was asleep with my wife. My two-year-old at the time was in another room. I opened my eyes and there was a naked man wearing my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle in front of my bed. I know it sounds funny ... but it was horrifying."

Turns out the man had mental problems and, after the police arrived, Cage did not press charges. He and his family moved away from that home shortly after.

3. The Mushroom Trip
Who's the strangest companion you've ever done mushrooms with? Nic Cage has a weirder answer:


4. The Silent Stalker
10 of the Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage has Ever Done
Celebrity stalkers are nothing to laugh at, as they can often end in tragedy or terror. That is, except for in 2009 when Nic Cage claimed that he was being stalked by a mime. He said that somehow the mime would get past security on the set of "Bringing Out The Dead" and "start doing strange things." It's unclear what strange things he meant, but if it was strange behavior for a mime, you know it's something really strange. Eventually the producers stepped in and he never saw the stalking mime again.

5.The Knife
10 of the Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage has Ever Done
In 2011 Cage was spotted at a knife shop in Alaska buying a custom blade. It's really not that unusual, except for the one that he picked out was a $2,000 custom ivory knife that was predominantly used for décor or as an accessory when dressed up in fancy clothing, but Cage had other plans. He claimed that he was going to use it as a steak knife. You gotta love him.

6. The Pet He Bought To Help With His Acting
10 of the Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage has Ever Done
People buy expensive pets all the time, but Cage has dropped some serious money on exotic pets. He bought two pet snakes for $270,000 and spent an untold amount on a pet octopus. Apparently the octopus was worth it because it served a purpose. He said it helped boost his acting. That's right, an octopus was the inspiration to such cinematic classics as "Con Air" and "Face/Off." Teach me your ways, oh octopus.

7. The Cover Song
A few years back Cage did a cover of an unlikely pop song. What was it? "Sexy and I Know It," of course. Listen for yourself:

8. The Pyramid
10 of the Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage has Ever Done
Even death won't stop Cage from being one of the most bizarre people to ever walk the earth. He's already made sure of that by purchasing a nine-foot-tall pyramid tomb in a New Orleans Cemetery. Why does he need a pyramid tomb? The real question is why WOULDN'T he need a pyramid tomb.

9. The Night He Got So Drunk He Forgot His Address
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Nic Cage got drunk. He got REALLY drunk. So drunk that when his wife took him to the home they were renting he flipped out and insisted it was the wrong address and started dragging her to what he believed was their home while striking vehicles and yelling. The police showed up and he was charged with domestic abuse, disturbing the peace and public intoxication. You know you've been going too hard when you can't even remember where you live anymore.

10. But A Hero Came From The Most Unlikely of Places
10 of the Most Insane Things Nicolas Cage has Ever Done
After his arrest in New Orleans, Cage was stuck in jail until someone you probably should guess, but in all likelihood, would never seriously guess paid his bail. That man was none other than Dog the Bounty Hunter. The reality star said that his decision to bail Cage out was because he was a fan and it was part of his job, but had absolutely nothing to do with his television show. Too bad, because it would have made a fantastic episode.

 

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Weird News: Norwegian Woman Hangs Her Used Condom Collection On Her Bedroom Wall

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On second thought, that Bieber poster hanging in my wife's bathroom isn't so bad after all.

According to Rebel Circus, a 27-year-old Harstad woman with a used condom fetish has collected almost 2,000 used rubbers, and she is displaying them on her bedroom wall for all to see.

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"Condom-Tonje" says her fetish started in 2010 when she asked her then-boyfriend to keep the condom he had used during their plow session because there was "something about the smell." He responded by calling her "nasty," and he broke up with her a short while later after she asked some drunk friends who had just had sex in her bed to leave their used love glove on the nightstand.

Tonje's journey with her boyfriend might have taken a shit that night, but her quest to collect as many used cock socks as possible was just beginning. She now has 1,921 used jimmy hats hanging from her wall, some of which she has paid as much as $77 to get her hands on. Other used raincoats on her wall are accompanied by a picture of the donor, something that Tonje says she will throw in another $15 to get.

"One day I'm going to clear 10,000," Tonje says. "That I look forward to."

But just when you thought the story couldn't possibly get any grosser, word is that Tonje's father is helping her out by asking all of his friends to donate their used salami slings to the cause. Plus, our guess is that her bedroom smells terrible.

Just when you thought it couldn't get any more disgusting than a collection of used rubbers:Woman's Infected Tattoo Spits Out A Crazy Amount Of Pus And Blood

 

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Model's Photo Shoot Gets Interrupted By Two Monkeys Having Sex

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As an international supermodel, singer-songwriter and member of the Swedish girl band Timoteij, Cecilia Kallin has no doubt been hounded by some of the planet's biggest hornballs.

But odds are none of them were as randy or fired up as a pair of gray langur monkeys who crashed the set of her recent photo shoot in India.

According to The Derpiest, Kallin and photographer Jesper Anhede thought they were making magic before a male gray langur jumped in the shot and tried to take her shirt off, but it was nothing compared to what happened next:

Model gets photobombed by two monkeys having sex
The monkey's female counterpart apparently became insanely jealous and jumped into action, where it showed "no shame."

"I was, of course, using the moment to take as many photos as I could," Anhede said. "These moments are usually priceless. Monkeys are extremely quick lovers so I am glad I had my camera ready and managed to catch the moment because I knew this was going to be a great capture. The monkeys were not aggressive but very intense in what they were doing."

Surprisingly, that is the exact same way my ex-girlfriend described our sexual endeavors.

More from the world of animals humping: Photographer Totally Misses Chance To Capture Two Rhinos Humping

 

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New Jersey Man On Trial For Murder Says He Couldn't Have Done It Because He Was Busy Doing Heroin

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Maybe try the far less offensive alibi of "I was busy crushing ass on the Jersey Shore" next time, sir.

According to NJ.com, a 58-year-old Manchester Township man on trial for the 2013 murder of his elderly neighbor told an Ocean County jury Tuesday afternoon that there was no way he could have been the killer.

His reason? You guessed it: He was busy "using heroin, trying to buy more heroin and running other errands, such as walking his dog."

Heroin alibi for murder case
Tony Verdicchio was killed on May 12, 2013, when somebody struck him 14 to 16 times in the head with a hammer. But ​Alan Bienkowski said he was not that somebody, as he was up at 5:30 a.m. snorting a couple bags of heroin, brushing his teeth, walking the dog and then sitting down to do more dope.

The rest of his day consisted of more dog walking, a trip to Newark to buy more heroin from a man known as "Rock" and the bold choice of hanging out for a while before heading home for the night.

Only time will tell if Bienkowski's testimony will win over the jury, but at the very least, he perfectly detailed how much fun it is to live in the great state of New Jersey.

​Pretty much the exact opposite of taking your dog for a walk: Florida Man Had Sex With His Pit Bull In Front Of His Neighbors

 

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NASA Bashes Troll's Application

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As easy as Bruce Willis and company made being an astronaut look in "Armageddon," it's pretty obvious that it is extremely difficult to become one, let alone get into the NASA program. And NASA wanted to make that clear to a young troll who thought it would be funny to mess with them.

Check out the hilarious response that NASA sent back to the troll:

NASA Bashes Troll's Application
Damn, NASA sassed the hell out of that troll.

Via Tumblr

Hey NASA, what's this? Odd Alien 'Facehugger' Spotted Crawling Out Of Cave On Mars

 

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These Are The Worst Kissers You'll Ever See By Far

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As someone who has never been accused of being a terrible kisser, I simply cannot feel your pain if you have. But I know someone who can. Several, actually. In fact, here is an entire batch of photos that should make you look and feel great by comparison when it comes to locking lips with your best gal or fella (or horse?). Don't ask about that last part. All shall be revealed in time.

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See! What kind of weirdos do you take us for?

(via Sad and Useless Humor)

Related: The Most Iconic Girl-on-Girl Kissing Scenes In Movie History

 

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The Stages Every Man Goes Through Shopping With His Girlfriend

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Man Shopping With Girlfriend

Whenever you see a couple out shopping you know that, more times than not, he doesn't want to be there. He's merely there to clasp her hand while she peruses this season's latest fashions. As a man, a trip to the mall is nothing but express access to whatever store you need to hit, and then you're out. The mall is merely an indoor walkway that happens to be lined with stores. Regardless, we love her enough to join her, and these are the stages we all go through when shopping with our beloved.

1. The Prideful Beginning
You've agreed to go to the mall and shop with your girlfriend. You are, by the law of relationships, a good boyfriend. You know this; she knows this. Hell, with things as good as this, maybe you don't hate the mall after all.

2. Finding A Parking Spot
You're both off work for the weekend. It's probably Saturday. Unfortunately, everybody else is there for the same reason. So before even entering the mall, you're spectacularly pissed and have flipped off about 20 people who've stolen a spot that was rightfully yours. On top of all this, you have to walk a mile from your car to Sears, of all places, because that's the closest door. When you're in Sears, you get lost on your way to the mall. The place is a goddamn maze.

Man Shopping With Girlfriend

3. The Worst Store In The Mall
Don't go into Sephora. It's a trap! If you go in there with her, there's no getting out. And if you're lucky enough to make it out of there in one piece, you've spent hundreds of dollars on makeup the size of a dime (which your girlfriend "had" to try on because they do it for free there) and a brush made from Kardashian hair or something just as ridiculous.

Man Shopping With Girlfriend

4. You Become The Fashion Consultant
She can't decide which shirt she likes more, so she looks to you, inquisitively asking which one you like. You, looking up from your phone, give some general, unhelpful remark like, "yeah, looks good," then get back to your phone because you know that regardless of what you say, she will ultimately go with what she prefers.

5. You Start Hating People – Well, Mall People
People are either walking into you, taking up valuable space so you can't pass them, or have stopped to converse in a high traffic area. Kids have become human landmines where you're actually jumping out of your way to avoid them. The human species suddenly becomes despicable to you, and the closer it gets to Christmas, the more deplorable these people get.

Man Shopping With Girlfriend

6. You're Close To The Food Court!
If nothing else, the stores you've visited so far are a sign that you're closing in on the only place a man loves in the mall: the food court. In fact, you've probably already decided on what you're eating.

7. The Post Lunch Crash
We wanted lunch and we've had it. Now all we want to do is take a nap, but there's still more shopping to do. A lot more. Whatever enthusiasm we had prior to lunch has been thrown into the trash that now houses whatever leftover scraps you left on your tray.

Man Shopping With Girlfriend

8. The Bench Becomes Home
You've officially decided you've been at the mall long enough; the good deed has been done. Except not quite. She's still shopping. So you've agreed that from here on out, the best you can do is sit on the closest available bench outside the store along with the other sorry-looking boyfriends and husbands who are doing the same.

Man Shopping With His Girlfriend

9. And You're Out Of There!
You're sprinting toward the parking lot. The good deed for the day has been done, and now you can point and laugh at the other dudes who are on their way into the mall with their girlfriends fastened to their side. As you pull out, another unenthusiastic boyfriend takes your spot. His shopping journey is just beginning.

10. Until She Decides She Wants To Return Her Loot
"You can go exchange this stuff after work on Monday, can't you?"

Related: Living With Your Girlfriend Vs. Dating But Living Separately

 

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It's Time For Another Roundup Of People Having Sex In Public Pics (Slightly NSFW)

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Nothing boosts progress, motivation and productivity like a thrilling, almost tasteful, outdoorsy gallery of people getting it on. And nothing says "I love you" like boning the one you love, or a complete stranger, in front of a bunch of other strangers. We can't say it's completely safe for work, because although it's lacking nudity, it's absurd and gross. How do these people get away with these displays of public sex? Well, that's what we're hoping to solve. We apologize for any blurriness, but it's for the best.

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Talk about Public Sex Gone Wrong, am I right?

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Public Sex SFW sexy photos, hot sex photos, sexy girls

Public Sex SFW sexy photos, hot sex photos, sexy girls

Public Sex SFW sexy photos, hot sex photos, sexy girls

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Public Sex SFW sexy photos, hot sex photos, sexy girls

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