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- 03/08/16--08:29: It's Official, There Are Seven Types Of Boobs (NSFW Drawings)
- 03/08/16--09:50: Grocery Shopping As A Kid vs. Grocery Shopping As A Single Man
- 03/08/16--11:40: Mick Foley's Super Hot Daughter Noelle Strips Down To Her Underwear
- 03/08/16--12:40: Hilary Duff Sends Hot Snapchat From The Tub
- 03/08/16--16:55: This Abandoned Floating McDonalds Is Creeping Everybody Out
- 03/09/16--01:56: Dude Dresses In Bear Costume And Scares The Crap Out Of His Coworker
- 03/09/16--04:03: 25 Hot Girls With A Sense Of Humor
- 03/09/16--04:10: Today's Funny Photos
- 03/09/16--04:46: 'One Tiny Hand' Photos Are Hilariously Absurd
- 03/09/16--05:50: 10 Facts About The Pandemonious Captain Lou Albano
- 03/09/16--06:00: Thirsty Dude Instagram Comment Generator
- 03/09/16--07:02: Chill Dog On A Lawnmower Disrupts Post-Tornado News Report
- 03/09/16--07:20: 13 Teacher Confessions You Won't See Coming
- 03/09/16--07:50: 10 Things That Happened Under Obama's Watch That Nobody Realizes
- 03/09/16--08:30: Golf Ball-Sized Cyst Removed From Guy's Head (Graphic Stuff Here)
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Sure, they are fun to look at, and even more fun to play around with, but did you know there are seven types of boobs? You'd think with all the time we spend on boobs we would know that, but we don't. Until now that is.
Third Love, a lingerie company, wanted to make bra shopping easier on women so they created a dictionary featuring seven different types of boobs. You can check out the seven types below.
Get ready for some illustrated boobs:
Tear drop boobs are rounded, but slightly less full on top:
Then you have slender boobs, which are thin with nipples pointing downward. Shout out to the slender boobs out there:
Let's not forget about bell shaped boobs. These boobs are slimmer at the top and fuller at the bottom:
Everyone enjoys a nice pair of rounded boobs:
East West boobs can't decided which way they want to go, as this just means the nipples are pointing in opposite directions.
Side set boobs are all about having a gap between the boobs.
And last but not least, the asymmetric type is just having one girl bigger than the other.
In conclusion, we all love all types of boobs.
Even more information: Everything You Need To Know About Boobs: An Infographic
The joys of grocery shopping slowly start to dwindle as we get older, but it is more evident when you're a single guy going aisle to aisle in hopes of finding the best deals and saving a dollar or two. It also definitely makes you look back and reflect on how simple life was as a kid. Here are some of the notable differences between grocery shopping as a kid versus how it is for single guys today.
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Mick Foley is a legend when it comes to wrestling, and if you ever saw him make a living slamming face first into thumbtacks or being thrown off cages, you probably also saw that he wasn't the best looking dude. So it is extremely surprising to see that his daughter is one hot young gal.
Noelle Foley, a 22-year-old model, recently took part in a new photo shoot that involved her stripping down to her underwear. And this is quite a way to introduce yourself to people who may not have known you existed. Take a look at some photos from the shoot thanks to Noelle's Instagram:
Now let's add a few more pics from her Instagram for good measure:
h/t Bro Bible
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Hilary Duff is making waves on Snapchat, but it's the hot tub size waves, as her latest leaked Snapchat photo has surfaced like one of those very lucky bubbles. We've always been fond (sometimes a little too fond) of Hilary between the music and Lizzy McGuire escapades, but this hot Snapchat photo has us tingling like our nether-regions were pressed against the jets of that bathtub. It may be in black and white, but the good lord only gives us what we can handle, and something tells us a Hilary Duff Snapchat in full color bikini soaking up suds is one we just wouldn't be able to handle.
Miley Cyrus is consistently posting suggestive, bizarre, and sometimes pretty gross content on her Instagram. One recent post is pissing a lot of people off, though, mainly because it's a racy photo of Jodie Sweetin during her hard-partying days.
Sweetin, who after years of being little Stephanie Tanner on "Full House" is becoming relevant again thanks to the Netflix show "Fuller House," dealt with an addiction to meth in the past. Many Instagram users thought the photo below humiliates Sweetin, and only serves as a reminder of her rough history. Take a look at the photo Cyrus posted:
The lap that Sweetin was on is her ex-husband Cody Herpin. Notice how his face is blurred out, and notice how disturbing it actually looks.
Cyrus has not commented since the photo went up, but I think we can all agree it's in bad taste. I also think we can all agree that Cyrus actually doing something smart probably won't occur in our lifetime. Sweetin has recently replied, however, saying "I don't pay attention to negative stuff."
Oh wait, Sweetin just responded again:
h/t Huffington Post
Yep, pretty much: Miley Cyrus Freaks Us Out Again In Her New Topless Photo Shoot
There's an old Season 5 "The Simpsons" episode that ends with Homer and Bart entering a Krusty Burger atop an abandoned oil rig, but you may have never realized just how much truth was behind the gag. The "McBarge" as it was known, was the first and last floating McDonald's restaurant to sail the waters of Vancouver Expo '86. Well, it didn't actually sail, I guess, but it floated there. Then for a long time, nothing happened with it, so they shipped it off to Burrard Inlet in British Columbia. It's been sitting there abandoned ever since, creeping everyone the f--k out.
Of course, if we just remember the good ol' expo days, the vacant old restaurant is a bit more appealing. Check out some shots from its heyday below.
Did we mention the McBarge also has a Facebook page dedicated to it? Sure, most of the photos there are back to the creepy variety, but it's the thought that counts. Here are a few more less-than-appetizing shots of what we can only call the floating hellhole in its current state.
We wouldn't want to leave you on such a down note, though, so we should mention that the current owner of the barge is still attempting to revive it as a restaurant. That's something, right? If that doesn't do it for you, then perhaps you should just watch this video of some dudes sneaking onto the barge to eat a McDonald's cheeseburger and move on.
(via The LAD Bible)
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A reporter for KTVU in San Francisco was lucky he didn't need a new pair of Dockers after a collision at a busy intersection sent two cars barreling toward both him and his cameraman Tuesday morning. Hell, he was lucky to still have a pulse.
Alex Savidge was covering a train derailment in Alameda County when he came within inches of getting crushed by a Toyota Corolla driven by a woman who later had her license taken away by responding officers. And because the story was live, everybody back at the station got to watch the horror unfold in real time.
An emotional Savidge later returned to the air to let everyone know that both he and photographer Chip Vaughan were OK. He also credited Vaughan with saving his skin by yelling "get out of the way" just before the cars careened into the 7-Eleven parking lot where they were filming.
The most distraught person in all of this? You guessed it: The dude at the 24-second mark who made the bold choice to leave his mom's house wearing a vest/shorts/black boots or high tops combo carrying what looks to be at least a nine-pound lunch. I mean, we're not sure whose Altima he was floating in, but we'll assume it wasn't his since he hightailed it out of there before the cops arrived.
Intentional car wrecks are actually a thing in Hong Kong: Watch This Hong Kong Insurance Scammer Throw Himself In Front Of A Car
That's funny. I don't remember the ride home being this scenic.
According to Fox News, a 54-year-old Schaumburg woman was pulled over by Roselle police roughly six weeks ago because she was driving with a large tree stuck in the hood of her Lincoln Town Car.
Police said they were responding to a call from a concerned citizen about a car "cruising along with a 15-foot tree stuck in its grille," but let's be honest: Odds are they would have eventually found this beauty on their own:
Maryann Christy "smelled of alcohol and failed field sobriety tests" when police pulled her over shortly after 11:10 p.m. on January 23. They noted the front airbags had been deployed as a result of the collision, one that Christy said took place in her hometown but "couldn't exactly remember where."
The Roselle Police Department arrested Christy and charged her with driving under the influence. They then did everybody a solid and posted these two photos on their Facebook page last week. In just a matter of days, the post has already been shared more than 19,000 times.
The good news for Maryann is that she doesn't live in Northern California, as the story wouldn't have been as funny if she would have slammed into a redwood instead of this little guy.
This Honda Civic is stuck with 192,000 miles on it: This Is The Greatest Used Car Craigslist Posting Of All Time
If you aren't laughing out loud at your desk after watching this guy dress up in a bear costume so he can scare the everliving shit out of his coworker, then you might want to seek help.
Well, unless a bear killed your father or something. Then, yeah, we get why this wouldn't be the funniest prank you've ever seen.
But the rest of you might need a change of shorts after watching this one:
Yup, I've watched that thing 37 times now, and from the setup to the initial movements of the dude in the bear costume to the guy eating shit as he runs for his life, that is easily the prank of the year so far.
h/t Barstool Sports
Killer Clowns? Yeah, not as "haha" funny: This Killer Clown Scare Prank Will Give You Nightmares
Makes a man want to learn code.
I can lick off the Cheetos stains?
A good girlfriend untangles the video game equipment.
Like farts, the number 69 is always funny.
Helluva advertisement for that beer.
Hey, whatever gets you off.
Point me in the direction of this pond.
Point me in the direction of this ocean.
What? She was hot in 1980. (Still is.)
Not sure what to make of any of this, so...fap.
The cat is smiling.
Fine with me.
Happy birthday...you son of a bitch.
[insert pussy joke]
Yo, there's an ocean there.
Let's bring the shocker back.
Lighting farts: It's not just for dudes.
When you're thirsty, you're thirsty.
Move octopus, move!
I hate that mirror.
I hate that chocolate.
Who could possibly hate you?
If you own a raccoon, you have a sense of humor.
Can I tell you guys a secret? When I was four years old, I spilled a can of RC Cola on our living room carpet because I didn't listen to my dad and put it up on the table. Fortunately, I spilled it when he was in the kitchen, so when he returned I told him that my one-year-old brother had reached up and knocked it over. My stupid brother was too young to talk and say otherwise, so I got away with it. Sorry, Dad. And sorry, bro. But it really was the perfect crime. OK, confession time over. Time for the funnies.
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And the fun doesn't stop there, either. Not really big on politics? No problem. The site is filled with uproarious pop culture pics, as well. Here are a few of our favorites.
On rare occasion, a tiny hand suits a situation perfectly.
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Captain Lou Was Someone Before Cyndi
"Girls Just Want to Have Fun" put Captain Lou in front of the MTV crowd, but anyone who watched professional wrestling knew that Lou was a spittin', stompin', cussin' force of nature long before that. He was a pro himself, who broke into the biz in 1953 as pretty boy, baby face, Leaping Lou Albano. He turned increasingly towards the bad guy side, particularly as a member of the tag-team duo The Sicilians, and on his own, even against the great Bruno Sammartino. But Lou's mark would be made as a leader of men. Captain Lou managed no less than four singles champs, and 15 different duos to WWE World Tag Team belts. The British Bulldogs would have been Yorkies without Lou. The Wild Samoans, tame. The Valiant Brothers, unprincely.
This Song Exists
It's pandemonium, I know, but NRBQ, a beloved cult band going on its 50th year in business, penned this ode to their manager, Captain Lou. Visionaries that they are, NRBQ saw Lou's wrestling managerial skills and realized he could easily take that same kind of hustle and bravado to the record game. In honor of such, the NRBQ lads penned this miraculous number about Lou, who intros and outros the song in maniacal fits of self-proclamations and percentages while referring to himself as the "guiding light" and "a bitch on ball bearings, brother, a motherf***er on wheels." I'm just glad I found this one early on in my writing, so as to provide the perfect soundtrack for such an important list. That's right, I'm a method writer. And I'm no longer buttoning my shirt.
Rock 'n' Wrestling
Captain Lou was a big, fat reason wrestling blew up to become the pop culture crossover phenom of the mid-'80s, back when pile-driving was a fad. The MTV masses ate up the Captain's critically acclaimed turn in Lauper's video, just like her manager and boyfriend David Wolff predicted. After the video's success, Wolff saw dollar signs. He wrangled a multi-year storyline that found Captain Lou doing cameos in two more videos — "Time After Time" and "She Bop." It also found Lauper working in Captain Lou's medium. Wolff orchestrated a legit wrestling feud, which could only be settled by Lauper's charge, Wendi Richter, wrestling Captain Lou's girl, the Fabulous Moolah. Lou and Wolff both deserve a huge amount of credit for the popularity of professional wrestling, but what did they get for their effort? Lou got a gold record to the head, and Wolff got body slammed so hard by Rowdy Roddy Piper, it nearly broke his back.
This Song Exists, Too
How this video (another Wolffian brainchild) only has 30,000 views is beyond me, considering it's got seemingly every major Glory Days of Wrestling character na-na-na-ing along to "Land of a Thousand Dances," along with Meatloaf and Rick Derringer holding down the rhythm. You've got Nikolai Volkoff Russian dancing, Paul "Mr. Wonderful" Orndorff kissing his biceps to the beat, Junkyard Dog Watusi-ing, George "The Animal" Steele wondering what the hell is happening, and Captain Lou and Cyndi Lauper raising everyone's rock 'n' roll game along with the WWF's ratings (and Cyndi's album sales). It's the WWF's "We Are the World," but instead of ending with a worldwide global hunger campaign, it ends with an all-out grudge match.
Captain Lou Was Destined for Sainthood
Lou's dad — obstetrician, amateur wrestler, and forceps technology advancer Carmen Louis Albano — went to med school in Italy. So that's where Louis Vincent Albano popped out. Lou was so Italian that he was even baptized at the Vatican, seemingly destined to be a guiding light. But while Lou may have been a proud Italian, he didn't let that get in the way of a good show. In front of a packed house at MSG, he managed Ivan Koloff to a match against local legend Bruno Sammartino. Before the match, Lou disowned his heritage, while claiming to change his name to Alban. According to Lou, he went on the air and asked, "What have the Italians ever accomplished? They're nothing but ne-." He doesn't finish the word in the interview, but whatever he said got the Italians in the crowd good and steamed, because after Koloff took the belt, they rioted at the Garden and tried to send Lou off to early sainthood.
Captain Lou Didn't Write "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun," but Neither Did Cyndi Lauper
I guess there are worse things to stake as your claim to fame, but Robert Hazard's is, and forever will be, the true penning of Cyndi Lauper's mega "girl power" hit. I can only hope his estate continues to benefit from such a heroic effort. Poor Robert, I feel like he was just a name change away from greatness; Rex Hazard is ready to party. Or Rick Hazard. Robert, not so much. Still, Hazard's own version kind of rocks; it definitely has more oomph to it than Cyndi's candy pop. But the Unusual One had a stroke of genius when she flipped the song and told it from a liberated girl's perspective (with Robert's permission). That world-tilting perspective broadened far beyond Robert's realm, and into Feminism 101. And I think we can all thank Captain Lou for that.
Captain Lou Wasn't Really a Captain
I find this surprising, but Captain Lou wasn't actually a captain in the military. I would think a man who exudes such class and chivalry would have led men into combat, but it turns out that's not the case. He was, however, the captain of his high school football team, who earned himself a full ride at the University of Tennessee while rooming with Sam Rutigliano, the coach of the famed 1980 "Kardiac Kids" Cleveland Browns. Not-really-a-Captain Lou got kicked out of school for cheating on his final, presumably in Grooming 101. He then joined the army, ostensibly to pursue that captain's degree, but was honorably discharged eight months later. I, for one, demand a thorough investigation to see how such obvious officer material slipped through the cracks.
Captain Lou Knew When to Shut Up
With such an outrageous personality, you wouldn't think Lou would know the fine art of Omertà, but you don't spend four decades in any business without shutting up when the Family says so. Apparently, back when Lou was running his mouth as a member of the mafia-inspired Sicilians, he got a bit of a talking to. "The Sicilians eventually had to break up because somebody didn't think them being The Sicilians was too funny, and they got a threatening little message, and it was decided they better quit that," said Bruno Sammartino, the man who first saw managerial potential in the Captain and noted as much to promoter Vince McMahon, Sr. Or perhaps he just made Vince an offer he couldn't refuse.
Captain Lou Was a Thespian Outside the Ring, Too
After the WWF took off, Captain Lou started seeing more roles outside of the squared circle, including as Capt. Lou Murano in Hal Needham's "Body Slam," Frank 'The Fixer' Acavano in Brian De Palma's "Wise Guys," and Henchman #1 in Philip Michael Thomas' "Miami Vice." But perhaps Lou's highest thespian achievements (outside of the ring) came in "Hulk Hogan's Rock 'n' Wrestling" cartoon. Sure, it's not Lou voicing his own animated likeness — it's actually George DiCenzo, Lorraine's dad in "Back to the Future" — but still, where else can you see Captain Lou bedding down with Hulk Hogan?
Captain Lou Put Aside Vanity for the Superness of the World
Captain Lou wasn't going to take the eponymous part of Mario in Nintendo's first show about the iconic game until his wife talked him into it. But when the producers said he'd have to shave his signature rubber-banded beard, Lou had second thoughts. Fortunately for the good of quality children's entertainment everywhere, Lou's friend Regis Philbin talked some sense into him, and the two conspired to shave the scraggly muss on live TV. Lou grew out the handlebar mustache to beat all handlebar mustaches, and "The Super Mario Bros. Super Show!" was born. Lucky Lou even got to clean out Nicole Eggert's pipes in the very first episode. Granted, it's a bit creepy since Charles was still in charge of the 17-year-old, but still.
Figuring out the right thing to say to impress a woman on Instagram can be very intimidating. Well, we are here to help. The next time you are scrolling through a total stranger's pics and want to stand out amongst her many admirers, just use our handy generator above. We promise she will be blown away by your kind words and reach right out to you. The best part: you can use it again and again. Good luck out there, Romeos.
Texas was unfortunately hit with strong storms recently, including some tornadoes. And after strong storms like that occur, news reporters are usually quick on the scene to survey the damage and relay information. But this was a different day for KYTX reporter Andrea Martinez.
Take a look at what Andrea spotted that made her temporarily forget about the storm's brutal aftermath:
While surveying the damage in Malakoff, Andrea Martinez KYTX stumbled upon an interesting scene, to say the least. Watch the video below! #cbs19wxPosted by KYTX CBS19 on Tuesday, March 8, 2016
I'd like to think that dog was humming "Break My Stride" on a loop.
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Being a teacher is a tough gig; having to deal with annoying kids day in and day out can get super stressful, so it's not surprising to read some of these teacher confessions that were posted on Whisper. From flipping students off to writing on cars, teachers are willing to do anything to get through the day.
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Just the other day we here at Mandatory stumbled across a tweet of a woman looking to fat shame a stranger, and then getting the karma she deserved. The man behind the karma? James Fridman. And James has been doing his best to answer all the photoshop request he comes across.
Take a look at some of the best ones thanks to his Twitter:
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The American public has mixed opinions on the job Barack Obama has done as president, but the reasons most people disapprove aren't the ones that really matter. They're missing obvious shortcomings that are right there in front of their faces but are somehow being ignored. These are the issues that truly matter. Here are 10 things most people don't even realize happened while Obama was in charge of our country.
1. Many of us grew up admiring the wrestling stars of the '80s and '90s, but apparently Obummer does not share that sentiment. On his watch we lost Macho Man Randy Savage, The Ultimate Warrior, AND Rowdy Roddy Piper. How can a man say he has our best interests in mind when he allows our wrestling heroes to die?
2. During George W. Bush's presidency the world was blessed with not one, not two, but three Shrek movies. Do you know how many we got with Obama in office? ZERO. Sure there were spin-offs, but America is a country of purists. We want our right to bear arms and we want our Shrek movies. For some reason Obama doesn't agree and he's made that abundantly clear.
3. During Obama's campaign for a second term, Mitt Romney said America couldn't handle four more years of him. We ignored his warning. Then, less than a month after his reelection, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez broke up. We were all devastated. It's hard to believe that another candidate wouldn't have done whatever it took to keep them together instead of worrying about his NCAA bracket or passing legislation. It's a shame he couldn't keep his priorities in line.
4. Hurricanes. *mic drop*
5. You know how many reality shows about pawn shops existed before BOREack Obama took office? None, I think. Now they're everywhere and my dad won't stop watching them. Obama allowed our televisions to be flooded with awful shows about pawn shops with subtle, horny titles. This was probably more of Joe Biden's idea, but still. Obama was the one who chose him.
6. Everyone talks about how Bush allowed September 11th to happen on his watch, but guess what? Go look at your calendar. Every year since Obama has been in office there's been a September 11th. It took place after September 10th every single year and yet he's done nothing about it. Why are you so afraid to update the calendar and get rid of this awful day, Obungle?!
7. It's kind of odd that we used to all communicate using words, but now that Osama bin Bama is in office we only text emojis and GIFs. Hmm, why would someone want to be able to talk without using words? Oh right, because they don't speak American and want to talk in their terrorist language. Got it. That's not even subtle, Obunghole.
8. Why isn't Evanescence a popular band anymore, Obama? Do you hate "Bring Me to Life?" "Going Under?" Their other hit songs that I can't recall offhand? Clearly the only reason they've fallen from the spotlight is because they didn't fit into Obama's liberal agenda and had to be dealt with swiftly and viciously.
9. When I was 19 I bought this hoodie that I absolutely loved. It was red with white strings and fit perfectly. It was ideal for any season and everyone always complimented how great the color looked on me. Three weeks after Obama was elected into office guess what happened? I lost it. I left it sitting on a park bench and when I returned seven hours later it was gone. Is this what Obama wants? To tear away the things we love? That's not my America.
10. Before Obama took office I was constantly carded. It didn't matter if it was an R-rated movie or a drink; I was carded for everything. Here we are, at the end of Obama's second term, and now I rarely get carded. Why is safety such a lack of concern for him? Why is he telling these people to stop asking for my age and identification? Is he trying to smuggle his terrorist friends into the country? I don't know for certain, but probably.
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We show you guys a lot of boobs and butts, so once in a while we feel it's best to gross you out just to keep you honest. I mean, it's all about keeping things balanced. And one way we want to do that is by showing you what a cyst the size of a golf ball looks like.
The patient, named Grover, visited Dr. John Gilmore of Houston, Texas to finally remove the cyst from his head that he had been dealing with for four years. Dr. Gilmore called Grover's friend the "largest cyst" he had ever "removed from a person's scalp." Oh, and Dr. Gilmore had to use a pair of pliers to get that thing out of Grover's head.
Check out part one of the process below, but be warned that this is quite tough to watch:
If you haven't passed out yet and want to see more for some ungodly reason, check out the rest of the process in the following three videos. Once again, these get more and more graphic:
h/t Bro Bible
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When she's not taking insanely hot mirror selfies, Los Angeles based model Abigail Ratchford enjoys lounging on top of cars and seductively eating In-N-Out Burger. Because there's nothing that can help us forget about high cholesterol faster than a pair of boobs.
Check out the video below to see Abigail enjoy her burger for Live Rich Media, all while jamming to Hall & Oates' "You Make My Dreams Come True." And boy, does she ever.
She was probably never taught to not play with her food, but I think this is still acceptable.
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