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- 03/16/16--05:24: The Epic Tale Of Frank The Snapping Turtle
- 03/16/16--06:30: Is This The Cruelest April Fools' Day Prank You Can Play?
- 03/16/16--06:50: 10 Incredible Animal Journeys
- 03/16/16--06:56: Jared Fogle Was Beaten Up In A Prison Yard Ambush
- 03/16/16--07:50: The Best TV Judges, Ranked
- 03/16/16--08:10: Is This The Most Realistic Sex Doll Ever?
- 03/16/16--12:10: Baboon Gets Mind Blown By Simple Magic Trick
- 03/16/16--13:37: The President's Car Is The Most Secured Vehicle You'll Ever See
- 03/17/16--04:07: This Man And His Fake Giant Dog Are All The Rage On Instagram
- 03/17/16--04:15: Today's Funny Photos
- 03/17/16--05:28: Brother Teaches His Sister A Valuable Lesson About Stealing
- 03/17/16--05:50: The Weekly Mandatory Meme Contest Winners: Splattermouth
- 03/17/16--05:55: People Can't Figure Out How Many Girls Are In This Photo
- 03/17/16--06:49: A Debaucherous Collection Of St. Paddy's Day Pics
- 03/17/16--07:50: The Funniest GIFs Of The Week
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I've come across turtles on the street that have needed a helping hand in order to get back into their pond. And thankfully, I have always been with other people when I came across these turtles, since I'd rather not grab these dudes because some of them are having a shit day and don't want to be handled.
For example: Frank the snapping turtle. Frank was not one to be messed with when two friends stumbled into him one day. Follow the story below thanks to Imgur user Boughbear:
Let's just stay away from these fellas: This Is Why Shouldn't Mess With Snapping Turtles
April Fools' Day is just around the corner, and while I have never been one to prank anyone, I have to give kudos to the guy who thought of this prank. Although, it still is a waste of good Mac & Cheese.
Take a look at the simple, yet brutal prank:
This one is just a tad different: Best Classroom April Fools' Day Prank Goes Viral
Bobbie The Dog
Let's start this off with one of the most famous animal adventures of all time. Bobbie was a Scotch collie who lived with diner owners Frank and Elizabeth Brazier in the little hamlet of Silverton, Oregon, in the 1920s. When the Braziers headed to Indiana for vacation in the summer of 1923, Bobbie came with -- riding on the car's running board. Unfortunately for the hound, he was attacked by a pack of strays in the Midwest and ran off, and the Braziers couldn't find him. They left instructions with the place they were staying if he came back and headed home. Six months later, a bedraggled Bobbie showed up in Silverton, having walked a staggering 2,500 miles home. The dog had actually followed the faint scent of his owners, being spotted at the gas stations and homes they'd stopped at on the way. He also spent some time living in a hobo jungle and under the care of a woman in Portland.
Kunkush The Cat
The massive refugee migrations in Europe and Africa are breaking up families by the thousands, so it's not surprising that some pets are being left behind. One Iraqi family fled their war-torn land with their cat Kunkush in tow, but felines aren't really amenable to traveling, as anyone who's attempted to take one to the vet can tell you. Midway through the journey, Kunkush slipped away on the Greek island of Lesbos, where the family had floated to on a rubber raft. The humans were taken to a refugee camp and eventually settled in Norway, but they didn't give up on their pet. Aid workers discovered the disheveled animal and organized an effort to find his owners, and eventually they were reunited.
Cher Ami The Pigeon
Before the global telecommunications network wrapped our globe like a diaper, we were dependent on some other methods to get messages to each other. During the days of World War I, Allied forces used carrier pigeons to transmit information from the battlefield to command. One of the most famous birds of all time was Cher Ami, who saved the lives of over 100 men on her journey. During the Battle of the Argonne, the 77th Division was trapped under enemy fire. They dispatched Cher Ami with a message containing their coordinates, praying that she'd make it back to division headquarters 25 miles away. The Germans saw her and opened fire, blasting out one of her eyes, piercing her chest and nearly severing a leg. Even with those injuries, the brave pigeon made it back to her roost and delivered the message, enabling a rescue mission. Medics worked to save the heroic pigeon's life and even outfitted her with a wooden leg.
Kuzya The Cat
Thinking about all of the possible places a cat wouldn't want to be, the icy wastes of Siberia is pretty high on the list. But a ballsy Russian cat named Kuzya braved the frost to travel a staggering 1,336 miles to be reunited with its family in 2004. Kuzya's owners, the Efremov family, moved temporarily from the small village of Olenyok to Yakutsk and took the cat with them. Kuzya didn't care for city life and quickly split the scene. Three months later, Kuzya turned up on the doorstep of the Olenyok house, having crossed the brutal Siberian wilderness on foot. His claws were worn down to nubbins, his tail was scored with tooth marks, and he now hates to go outside. Who can blame the little guy?
Sophie The Dog
If you were stranded on a desert island, it'd be nice to have man's best friend by your side. But what if your dog was lost without you? That's what happened in 2009 when the Griffith family took their cattle dog Sophie on a sailing trip. During a rough storm, Sophie fell off of the boat's deck and was swept away by the rushing water. The Griffiths figured there was no way she could have survived, but they were wrong. Against all odds, Sophie swam five nautical miles through shark-filled waters to the uninhabited St. Bees Island. Once on shore, she started hunting the baby goats that live there and spent the next four months essentially going feral before park rangers picked her up and reunited her with her family.
Holly The Cat
Traveling with pets is always a crapshoot. While some animals are pretty bonded to their human families, others tend to wander. The story of Holly the cat thankfully has a happy ending. Holly's owners, Jacob and Bonnie Richter, took her to an R.V. getaway in Daytona Beach in 2012 because they didn't want to leave her at home. At some point, Holly slipped away and the Richters couldn't find her. After a few days of searching, they glumly returned home to West Palm Beach, Florida. Fast forward two months later and a bedraggled Holly, down to half her former weight, showed up on the Richters' front doorstep, to their amazement. The cat traveled 200 miles in that span of time through some seriously rough country rife with snakes, gators and other predators.
Mr. Gruff The Goat
It's not just cats and dogs that make insanely long journeys. OK, it's mostly dogs and cats, but here's a goat who got so pissed off at his new owners that he hit the road. When Mr. Gruff's first owner moved from the town of Fountain Valley to Whistler, he couldn't take the goat with him. So he found a guy in the nearby town of Cache Creek who wanted the animal and handed him off. Mr. Gruff didn't take to his new parents too well and escaped confinement, walking 46 miles along Highway 99 back to Fountain Valley to look for his former owner. The journey wasn't an easy one -- there are lots of predators like cougars and bears in the area, as well as huge trucks speeding along the highway. He was taken in by a local businessman and eventually adopted to a new family who built Mr. Gruff a much more secure shelter.
Emily The Cat
Unlike the other animals on this list, Emily wasn't motivated to take a journey by loyalty to her owners. Instead, it was a cat's native curiosity that took her from Wisconsin to... France. The only transcontinental trip we have here, Emily's 2005 adventure started when she fell asleep in a shipping container in a paper warehouse near her home of Appleton. The container was closed up and loaded aboard a ship that landed in Europe. The container was trucked to the town of Nancy and eventually unloaded at a lamination company, who were surprised to discover the hungry, pissed off stowaway. Emily's family eventually got their cat back courtesy of Continental Airlines, who flew her back business class.
Huberta The Hippo
This list has been primarily domesticated animals, but the tale of Huberta the wandering hippopotamus is too awesome to leave out. Hippos typically don't stray too far from their watering holes, but in November of 1928, for reasons that still remain unknown, Huberta got a wild hair and left her home in the St. Lucia estuary of South Africa, heading east on a three-year, 1,000 mile trip that would make her a celebrity. On the way to the Eastern Cape, news reports of a solo hippopotamus showed up in regional newspapers and conservation experts tried to trap her so she could be kept safe in a zoo, but she eluded all attempts at capture. When she finally reached the town of East London in 1931, she was declared a protected animal and left to live free. Unfortunately, that didn't stop hunters from shooting her a month later. We didn't say they all had happy endings!
Jessie The Cat
If there's one thing that you should know about cats, it's that they're stubborn. Unlike dogs, which have a sincere desire to please their owners, cats do whatever the hell they please. So when Sheree Gale, the owner of tabby cat Jessica moved nearly 2,000 miles from Ungarra to Darwin (those are both in Australia, if you're confused), the feline decided she wasn't having any of it and took off after a few weeks. Over a year later, the new residents of Jessica's old home noticed a strange animal hanging around. They took pictures and sent it to Gale, who confirmed that it was Jessica. The insane journey took the cat through the harsh central desert of Australia if she went in a straight line, but she might have taken the more tropical (but longer) coastal route. Either way, Jessica's staying in Ungarra from now on.
According to TMZ, the disgraced Subway spokesman got his ass beat a few weeks ago in the rec yard at Englewood prison in Colorado. The man responsible? Steven Nigg, a 60-year-old inmate locked up on a weapons charge.
(Photo by Joey Foley/Getty Images)
We were already aware that Fogle was getting slapped around in prison, but now it seems those slaps have turned into fists. Fogle was apparently held down by Nigg, and received numerous punches to the face. Fogle was left with a bloody nose and a swollen face in the aftermath of the fight. While Nigg only suffered a small cut on his left hand.
Nigg was thrown into solitary confinement as punishment, but something tells me it was worth it.
Nigg's family say they aren't surprised by Nigg's actions, as they say Nigg is upset over the fact that a lot of child sex predators are housed in the low security facility.
Fogle can probably expect more beatdowns in the near future.
10, 9, 8. Judge Tanya Acker, Judge Patricia DiMango and Judge Larry Bakman ("Hot Bench")
I'd be lying if I ever said I saw this show -- which says something considering I'll watch just about anything. These three ranked in the last three positions because, since there's three of them presiding over each case, I assume none of them have the presence (or perhaps even the authority) to carry a show on their own.
7. Judge Mablean Ephriam ("Justice With Judge Mablean")
Mayblean is the former arbiter of "Divorce Court" and has just recently returned to television in 2013 with her new show "Justice with Judge Mablean." And to this I ask: why? She's awful. She promotes her shitty book whenever she can, and puts on this transparent sassy attitude reminiscent of Tyler Perry's Madea, a character she just so happens to star alongside in some Tyler Perry films. Hopefully this crap gets canceled. Soon.
6. Judge Lynn Toler ("Divorce Court")
Judge Lynn Toler became the arbiter of the longest running television court program "Divorce Court" in 2006, a show that, if you've ever seen it, is completely over the top and ridiculous. Toler doesn't add much in terms of entertainment value, but serves more as the voice of reason between couples who are absolutely ridiculous and probably just Craigslist actors.
5. Judge Joe Brown ("Judge Joe Brown")
Judge Joe Brown is the grumpy uncle of the courtroom. Perhaps this was because the set of his courtroom was beside Judge Judy's and her crotchety attitude rubbed off. Surprisingly, Brown's show was the second most popular of the bunch, trailing behind his bitch of a neighbor. Brown earned roughly $20 million a year until his show was canceled in 2013. Coincidentally, Brown just recently spent some time in prison for contempt of court, though his sentence was under a week.
4. Judge Alex Ferrer ("Judge Alex")
He may look like a Ken doll, but Judge Alex, a former cop, is actually a formidable judge and a pretty nice dude -- which was probably his greatest pitfall, since his show was canceled after a decade. Unlike the other judges on this list, Alex rarely lost his temper, which, evidently, proved to be popular among viewers, and is the only reason why the next judge is so filthy rich.
3. Judge Judith Sheindlin ("Judge Judy")
I'm sure some would argue that Judy should be number one, but I personally think she's overstayed her welcome. You can only profit from being an evil bitch for so long, and boy has she profited. In 2013, it was reported that Sheindlin was the highest-paid TV star, earning $47 million annually, which, since Sheindlin only works 52 days a year, translates to over $900,000 per work day. Just take your money, your orthopedics and go home, Judy. You've got enough damn money.
2. Judge Marilyn Milian ("The People's Court")
Marilyn Milian is the sexiest of all TV judges, but I don't want to base her ranking solely on her appearance, because Milian is a cougar in the courtroom as well (see what I did there, "cougar"?). As part of "The People's Court," Milian is accompanied by "TMZ" executive producer Harvey Levin, who asks uneducated street dwellers what they believe Milian's ruling should be. When sufficiently mad, Milian's Latin side comes out in the most appealing way. Her MILF status is just an added bonus, really.
1. Judge Greg Mathis ("Judge Mathis")
Mathis is, hands down, the greatest judge on TV. He resides in the top spot because he doesn't take things so seriously (which, he shouldn't; these are all small-claims lawsuits) and jokes with litigants, while working to to curb public misperception of the black community, because he himself was no stranger to trouble with the law in his youth. Perhaps Mathis' greatest asset in his television program is his bailiff, Doyle, who often interjects with inappropriate comments, to which Mathis and he riff on each other like true buddies would. The result is funny as hell, especially when they poke fun at litigants.
Are you tired of your hand or just can't seem to ever get a real, human woman? Not to worry, good old China has your back.
China now has an extremely realistic sex doll that measures in at about five feet tall, and is ready to make all your super perverted dreams come true.
Look at her eyes; she sure seems like she's eager for you.
Now let's take a closer look at this not-creepy-at-all sex doll:
And now I will eagerly wait for my tax refund.
Or you can go this route: Virtual Reality Porn Puts You Right Into The Action
Ghost-hunting shows are incredibly popular, but they do a terrible job of showing how fun and exciting it is to be a ghost. If your dream of an afterlife is spending eternity as a cool ghost, these shows will definitely bum you out. Here's a look at what we all imagined it would be like to be a ghost compared to what ghost hunting shows try to convince us it will be like.
Some dude recently went to a zoo and decided to have some fun outside of the baboon exhibit by performing a routine magic trick in front of the little guys.
It's safe to say he has at least one new fan:
Funny. That's the same reaction I had after I saw my first pair of breasts in high school.
The video is courtesy of "America's Funniest Home Videos," who posted the hysterical clip to their YouTube page earlier this week. My reaction after discovering that "America's Funniest Home Videos" is still a thing? You guessed it:
h/t Huffington Post
Orangutans are also huge fans of magic: Orangutan Has Hilarious Reaction To Magic Trick
Everyone remembers their mom yelling at them to clean their room, as it usually happened when you were at your most relaxed state. That's when she would take the opportunity to barge in and lay the verbal smackdown on you. Now that you're an adult, you probably still hear your mom telling you to clean your room on a loop in your head, and it probably sounds like the song below.
Probably better than anything Skrillex will ever do.
And this goes out to those with too much time on their hands: This Is How To Truly 'Drop It Like It's Hot'
President Barack Obama has been in charge of things for eight years now, and while he has plenty of supporters, he also has many people who aren't his biggest fans. And that's why he gets around in this:
Obama doesn't have to worry about being blown up in this thing.
And he probably doesn't have to worry about any biochemical attack.
Although ordering at the drive-thru might be difficult.
I don't even have a spare tire in my trunk.
His car is called The Beast. And I thought calling my car Sally was cool.
One of my headlights is broken, which I guess means my car is also camouflaged.
I always carry my cellphone, with a direct line to pizza.
In conclusion, Obama is one safe president.
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We're all different, but personally, I hate it when couples post their vacation photos online. Vacation photos that only they will find interesting. The rest of us, however, are forced to sit there and rip on how cheesy and dorky they are. Luckily, we're not above that in any way. And since Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris are off celebrating their one-year anniversary on some private island and shoving it down all of our throats on Instagram, they just became a couple of big, fat celebrity bullseyes. Let's begin.
Taylor Swift took a private island getaway and all I got was this lousy, off-center photograph that she probably took 10 times over before eventually giving up and saying "close enough."
Wish you were her (just kidding, she's still the worst).
OK, we'll give you this one, Calvin. Post more vacay photos like this, please.
Aww, how cute, she accidentally confused Calvin Harris with one of her numerous ex-boyfriends. (Sidenote: we know Calvin's real name is Adam Wiles, but how does that make the joke funnier?)
And now for the obligatory "look how much money we have" pics, a clear favorite among celebrities:
Personal jet skis? Sweet! You'd think one would suffice for just two people, but whatever.
"In case we get bored with our personal f**king jet skis" --no one in history besides Taylor Swift.
"Watch! WATCH! ARE YOU WATCHING!?" --Taylor Swift (but for real this time).
God forbid you don't give these photos the attention they deserve. As for me, that's about all the excitement I can vicariously stand for the day.
Related: 10 Secret Facts About Taylor Swift She Doesn't Want You To Know
Courtney Stodden is a lot of things (including the state of Washington's most hated reality TV star), but your voice of political reason should not be one of them. Please don't mistake that statement as us saying "don't vote for Bernie Sanders," though; vote for whoever the hell you want. All we're saying is that the following endorsement video is pure nonsense.
I mean, seriously, what the f**k is that? Nobody wants to see that when they go to your Instagram page, especially when we're so used to posts like these:
Kinda makes her weirdness melt right away, doesn't it?
Now, if you're looking for advice on how to keep your huge, fake cans in check...actually, you're still barking up the wrong tree: Courtney Stodden's Boobs Pop Out in Major Bikini Malfunction
Anyone who's ever read a "Clifford the Big Red Dog" book has wondered what it would really be like. While science has only come so far, fortunately, Photoshop is another matter entirely. Enter Chris Cline -- a man with a dream, and a very particular set of skills which allow him to edit together some hilarious photos of him and his dog. But first, here's a baseline photo so you can see what the pair actually look like:
No edit... No Photoshop... Just me and the Juji... #barkbox #Bestdog @animals.co #clinesworld #chrisandjuji #goldendoodles #dogsofinstagram #goldendoodlesofinstagram #goldendoodle #weeklyfluff #rsa_graphics #ig_underground #freedomthinkers #dogsofinstaworld #dogsandpals #dogscorner #igbest_dogs @dogs.lovers #excellent_dogs #dog #puppiesofinstagram #bestwoof #dailydoseopuppies #instadog #clubdoodle @dogsandpals #petscorner #animaladdicts #mydogiscutest #petsofinstagram #mydog
Now, onto the fun stuff, as we can now dip into the lighter side of Chris' Instagram page and all the wacky hijinks he and his furry four-legged friend get into.
Media outlets have already taken a shine to Chris' work, and he's even been called out by famous celebrity admirers like Lil Wayne.
After you follow Chris' Instagram page @christophercline, you might even consider commissioning a photo of your own, as he's begun doing great work for fans around the globe.
Related: This Guy Is Currently Making The Most Hilarious Photoshop Pics On The Internet
A lot of folks have been very angry and outspoken lately about the state of our country and the world, but one thing I think we can all silently sit back and enjoy is a Thursday roundup of hilarious photos from around the Internet. Am I right? Of course I am. You're an idiot and a loser if you think I'm not.
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In case you missed 'em, here are yesterday's Funny Photos.
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Unless you fancy yourself some sort of modern-day Robin Hood, you probably shouldn't be stealing from anyone, especially family. Apparently, this girl didn't get the memo. Luckily for her, her brother reiterated the message in the most delightful way possible. Well, for us anyways. It had to suck hardcore for little sis.
And all for a measly 20 dollars, too. Well played.
Imagine if she'd stolen his shades: Guy Texts Girl For Entire Year After She Steals His Sunglasses
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Just like people were losing their minds trying to figure out if this dress was white and gold or blue and black, it seems as if another important matter has sprung up: How many girls are in this photo?
Swiss photographer Tiziana Vergari recently posted this photo on her Instagram as part of an Instagram hashtag project. But no one can figure out how many girls are in the photo. Take a look at the photo below:
No one can seem to agree on an answer:
So how many girls are in the photo? Can you figure it out?
Now what the hell is happening here? This Children's Math Problem Is Driving Everyone Insane
Gather 'round, my fellow Irish lads and lassies (I am like, 1/32 Irish). What you are about to behold are shining examples of what to strive for on this glorious holiday. So go get your green garb on, practice your leprechaun voice, drink a Guinness or two and let the debauchery begin. Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Anyone else noticing an irregular heartbeat? Better keep an eye on it.
He turned that can into can-don't (and probably broke some ribs).
I really hope he leaned in and whispered "Long live the king" first, or all you are really looking at here is a wasted opportunity.
The question is, who's controlling who?
Some people just can't catch a break...unless it's a broken face.
An elephant never forgets...to chuck its feces in your unsuspecting face.
Some jobs leave you feeling like you are just spinning around in circles.
A little less dunking; a little more ducking.
Chess is a game of extreme patience.
"I'll have what she's having." --your creepy uncle
PDA has finally met its match.
I'm sick of this game. Let's play tag. YOU'RE IT!
We're gonna be chasing this dog for awhile. But don't worry, we'll leave last week's hilarious GIFs right here to keep you company.