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Actors from the show have said this is going to be one of the biggest episodes for the show yet, possibly a cliffhanger. Here are the six most likely candidates who could die in the season six finale of "The Walking Dead" on Sunday, April 3. But please, can it just be Carl?
Albeit not one of the main characters, Sgt. Abraham has earned himself a place in the core group, especially with some killer one-liners. However, we feel his story has run its course, giving us his hard-ass back story followed by some soft, mushy loving. Anyone below him in rank is simply not going to make this list, as we're convinced it'll be a harsh blow to a big character. Though he may not be the biggest lost (we assume a couple more Alexandria folks will go), there's a good chance he could be a loss.
They faked us out once, but fool us twice, and Glenn better damn well die. They teased Maggie having problems with the baby, but they also gave her the line, "I'm moving forward and nothing's getting in my way," in the finale scene of episode 15. Since Rick's wife, Lori, died during childbirth, it's unlikely they'll repeat that plot point, so don't be surprised if they gut Glenn after running us through that drill once. He is being held captive by the saviors after all.
Carol will have one last adventure where they'll address that untouched chemistry with Daryl before sending her off to roam with the rest of the zombies. She's already left once. If she doesn't die, you at least won't be seeing her again. But the entire episode 15, people were expecting her to wind up dead. That's just not going to happen easily, as she's a survivor. We're guessing, if anything, she takes her own life or uses hers to save another's.
Fans were shocked and thrilled when Carl finally got taken down, only to watch him overcome the bullet to the eye. Something will have to rattle Rick by season's end, and Michonne has already gone through her transformation from sword-swinging assassin to domesticated love bug. If Rick is maimed or tortured, don't be surprised if another one he loves is ripped away. For the hero to make his full journey, he needs to be brutally stripped of all that he holds dear.
Daryl already feels responsible for the loss of others. Though it may hurt future ratings, this would be a stunner for viewers if they followed through with offing Daryl. Earlier in the season, we saw some foreshadowing when he had his first run-in with Dwight and the Saviors, when he laid across from a burnt corpse with his arms spread out like a sacrificed Christ, then again when Rick told him he thought of him as a brother.
Daryl's usefulness in this season has seemed to dwindle since the group arrived in Alexandria, turning him into a bit of an outsider. Expect Daryl to sacrifice himself for the betterment of the group, and hopefully a little inner redemption.
As we predicted at the start of the season, there would be a big push and pull between Rick's way of doing things and Morgan's. It seems each is a bit of a leader figure, and episode 15, "East," laid into that pretty hard. Though the series keeps revisiting these two as they judge each other's methods, the penultimate episode had a heart-to-heart where Rick and Morgan said their (sort of) goodbyes. Eventually, this season or another, Rick and Morgan will go head to head, or Morgan will just lose out, pussyfooting in a ruthless world.
We saw a horse when we first met Morgan, and the finale preview shows him riding one again. Are things coming full circle? Should he find Carol or the Saviors, he could very well be the one at the mercy of Negan, getting his skull bashed in. Or cliffhanger, either one.
We'll see soon enough, but clearly we're on the right path with who lives and who dies on "The Walking Dead" so tune into AMC on Sunday, April 3, and watch how right we are.
Even though you find yourself yelling at couples that walk by your house as you rock back and forth on your porch alone, I'm here to tell you that true love is still real. Well, at least according to the pictures below it is.
Take a look at 15 pictures that not only prove true love still has a pulse, but that it's making a huge comeback.
But sometimes love is tough:
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"Baywatch?" More like "Babewatch" (your dad is going to crack up at that one).
Anyone eagerly anticipating their first glimpse of the new "Baywatch" film in action will probably have to continue waiting for some time before a trailer is released, especially since the film doesn't come out for another year or so. But thanks to the lovely Alexandra Daddario and her latest tweet featuring her sexy co-stars Kelly Rohrbach and Ilfenesh Hadera looking ready to save lives and break hearts, we know exactly what we are in for:
May 19, 2017, can't come soon enough.
But what is the original cast looking like these days?: The Stars of 'Baywatch' 25 Years Later
It still is baffling that in this day and age there are still sexist dudes who have pretty gross views on things, and some are even shocked and surprised when they come across a woman who happens to know about sports. That's exactly what occurred when blogger and baseball fan Megan Brown met a man who was very eager to have Megan prove her love of the game.
Check out their exchange below that Megan shared on her Twitter:
it's so insulting when dudes try to quiz me about sports soooo i had a little pun fun ⚾️❤️ pic.twitter.com/s1X0qJagrp— megan brown (@thatgirlondeck) March 29, 2016
"When meeting or dating guys it's common for them to attempt to quiz women to test if they 'really' are sports fans," Megan tells UPROXX."This guy was someone I met off of a dating app, we had started texting and he asked me that question. It seemed pretty condescending plus it was something so basic it was kind of insulting. Instead of responding with the teams (first instinct) or ignoring, I decided to have a little fun."
And by a little fun it is pretty clear that Megan simply told the guy off, still answered the question, and did it all in pun fashion. Kudos, Megan.
Oh, and according to Megan, the guy never replied.
That didn't go well: Guy Desperately Tries To Ask Out His Dog's Trainer And Fails Miserably
It is pretty well known that if you're having trouble using the bathroom, you probably need a little bit more fiber in your diet. And some people choose to have a bar of Fiber One. Well, apparently someone didn't pass that memo to the dude below because he chose to make Fiber One bars a snack; a snack he couldn't stop eating.
Check out what occurred to this poor dude after making the worst diet mistake of his life:
I guess this is what my mom means when she says there will always be someone out there who is worse off.
Hopefully he didn't have to try any of these: The Definitive Ranking Of The Worst Places To Poop
Most guys nowadays should just be happy that a woman has decided to be with them, so the right move is to just keep quiet and attempt not to be a total asshole. Well unfortunately, the guy below thought it would be smart to reach out to his girlfriend's ex-husband and mock him about having his lady.
And that plan quickly went to shit:
And now vice versa: Cheating Girlfriend Receives Instant, And Brutal, Karma On Snapchat
Someone in Hong Kong has either seen the movie "Her" one too many times, or just really digs robots. In fact, we know the latter to be true. A 42-year-old product and graphic designer by the name of Ricky Ma has spent over $50,000 and a year and a half of his life developing Mark 1, a female prototype robot that looks disturbingly like Scarlett Johansson. The video below gives a brief glimpse into ScarJoBot's functionality:
According to Mirror Online, Ma modeled the humanoid after a Hollywood star that he would not disclose (but, come on, it's totally her) and then went as far as programming the lady bot to respond to a set of programmed verbal commands, facial expressions and all. As for how his robo-buddy was put together, roughly 70 percent of its body was created with 3D printing technology. "Additionally, I needed to build 3D models for all the parts inside the robot. Also, I had to make sure the robot's external skin and its internal parts could fit together. When you look at everything together, it was really difficult," Ma said.
But none of that explains why in the world a man in his early 40s would spend over a year creating a robotic celebrity to pal around with. Then again, sometimes the simplest explanations are the easiest to swallow: "When I was a child, I liked robots. Why? Because I liked watching animation. All children loved it. There were Transformers, cartoons about robots fighting each other and games about robots." Ma went on to say, "After I grew up, I wanted to make one. But during this process, a lot of people would say things like, 'Are you stupid? This takes a lot of money. Do you even know how to do it? It's really hard.'"
In the end, it sounds like the entire process was incredibly challenging, but totally worth it, with Ma making it sound like it was practically a bucket list item when stating, "I figured I should just do it when the timing is right and realize my dream. If I realize my dream, I will have no regrets in life." Here's hoping the next story we write about him doesn't involve being murdered in his sleep by a rogue cyborg.
Why do we get the feeling there was an ulterior motive behind this whole endeavor?: Is This The Most Realistic Sex Doll Ever?
Chip Johnson's Johnson might be all that stands between him and getting reelected.
According to KFVS, the Hernando mayor recently sent a dick pic from the shower to a woman he thought would be interested in seeing it, and we know for sure that it was his because he broke the first rule of nude selfies and included his face in the snapshot:
It turned out that the woman was indeed interested in the dick pic. Interested in sending it to a few of the city's aldermen, that is.
"I wish it had not been sent obviously," Johnson said. "Of course it was something very stupid that should not have been done. I guess I'm paying the price. It's between two consenting adults and it was something that was meant to remain private. Obviously, it is not anymore. There are just probably some things you should not trust. Obviously this is one of them."
Some Hernando residents were shocked by the picture, with one going as far to say that it blew her mind. We're pretty sure that's the same reaction Johnson was hoping for from the woman he initially sent a picture of his pork sword to.
You want to go to the mall? Oh, and I saw your dad's penis on Snapchat today: Dad Accidentally Puts Dick Pic On Snapchat Story, Traumatizes Daughter
There are some things that are more disgusting than having a giant New York City rat crawl all over you while you're getting some shut-eye on the subway, but we can't think of that many. The rat gnawing on his eyeball or dropping a deuce in his pie hole quickly come to mind, but still, you'd be hard pressed to find something as awful as this the next time you sit down on a train.
The dude who recorded the surreal scene has been getting a ton of grief for it online because he chose to do so instead of helping out the guy who was sleeping, but we're going to go ahead and side with the videographer on this one. After all, shooing away a rat won't generate nearly as much ad revenue.
Rats are becoming more famous in New York than Derek Jeter: 'Pizza Rat' Drags An Entire Slice Down Some Stairs In New York
You know, I'm not really upset anymore about the fact that it's going to rain all weekend.
According to Mirror, 4 Televisa Guadalajara weather reporter Susana Almeida has become an Internet sensation. Sadly, it's not because she's an extremely attractive woman with an amazing smile who graces television sets in Mexico with her presence while providing in-depth weather analysis for the country.
Nope, it's because she's an extremely attractive woman with an amazing smile who graces television sets in Mexico with her presence while providing in-depth weather analysis for the country whose camel toe also made an appearance during a recent weather report.
In a related story, if that's what came in after the rain every time, then I wouldn't be so pissy when it stormed. And hopefully, those of us who live in Los Angeles will never see local weatherman Dallas Raines wearing that same outfit.
If you're going to get the weather wrong anyway, why not let a smoking hottie tell you how it's not going to be outside today?: The 10 Hottest Weather Girls On Instagram
Judy the Pointer
Dogs have been an asset to armies for centuries. They guard encampments, sniff out trouble and raise morale. But Judy, an English Pointer, took things a step further during World War II. The dog was originally a Navy mascot, but when her ship was torpedoed and the crew washed ashore on an uninhabited island, she saved their lives by digging a spring for potable water. That was just the start of her badassdom, though. When the survivors were captured by the Axis and interred in a POW camp, Judy came with them. She not only protected her men from snakes, scorpions, alligators and other jungle denizens, but would also attack any Japanese guard who dared get physical with the soldiers. Eventually the guards sentenced her to death, but she escaped into the jungle and survived there until the end of the war, when she was put on a ship back to England.
Rocky the Dutch Shepherd
Police dogs are a special group of animals. The discipline and loyalty required to enter into dangerous situations and defuse them requires a dog with steely nerves and incredible self-control. Those words perfectly describe Rocky, a Dutch Shepherd who served with the Lakewood, Colorado, police department for six years. In 2002, Rocky made national news when he chased down an armed robber. The criminal took aim and shot the charging dog in the paw, but that didn't slow him down. Even wounded, Rocky was able to bring the crook down and prevent him from firing additional shots at his human partner. His paw was patched up and Rocky was back on the job shortly after. Over his career, he tracked down hundreds of suspects for the Lakewood P.D.
Eve the Rottweiler
Dogs, by nature, have an aversion to fire. It takes a seriously devoted animal to get over that aversion, but Eve the Rottweiler fits the bill. In 1991, a paraplegic woman named Kathie Vaughan was driving her custom van in Indiana when she heard an explosion in her engine compartment. She pulled over to the side of the road, but she couldn't get to her wheelchair before the vehicle caught fire, releasing gouts of black smoke into the passenger cabin. Vaughan passed out, but thankfully her faithful dog was on the scene. The dog grabbed Vaughan and dragged her 20 feet from the flaming wreck, just in time to avoid a massive explosion that destroyed everything inside the van.
Layka the Belgian Malinois
The Malinois are well known for their seemingly inexhaustible energy, but Layka is something truly special. The dog was serving with the U.S. army in Afghanistan, and during a routine clearing mission was ambushed by an insurgent armed with an AK-47. He opened fire, riddling her with bullets, but the badass animal still managed to take him down and prevent him from shooting any of her team. Although she was badly wounded, field vets managed to save her life and she returned to the United States with her handler Staff Sgt. Julian McDonald. Behavioral experts predicted that Layka would have PTSD too badly to fit into civilian life, but McDonald carefully socialized her and now she's a loving three-legged companion to his children.
Chips the Mutt
You don't have to be a purebred dog to be a badass, as the tale of Chips makes abundantly clear. The animal served with the 3rd Infantry Division as a sentry dog, tasked with keeping watch outside camp for suspicious movement. When the division landed on the shores of Sicily in 1943, they were immediately met by enemy fire from a fortified machine gun nest. The soldiers hit the dirt, but Chips managed to wriggle free from his handler and charged the Axis chumps, single-handledly forcing them out of the encampment and to surrender. The last enemy out had Chips hanging doggedly from his throat. The dog was wounded in the scuffle, but felt good enough to stop a surprise attack from 10 more Italian soldiers the same night.
Blue the Blue Heeler
Sure, he doesn't have the most imaginative name, but Blue is a dog who put his life on the line to save his elderly owner. In 2001, 85-year-old Ruth Myers went out for a walk in her backyard, but a careless footstep caused her to slip on wet grass and go down hard, dislocating her shoulder. She was unable to get up and started screaming for help. Unfortunately, her cries attracted the attention of an alligator who was swimming in a nearby canal. The ravenous six-foot reptile sensed an easy meal and charged Myers, only to be beaten back by Blue, who weighed just 35 pounds. The hard-working canine kept the enormous predator at bay until Myers' relatives returned home and got her to the hospital.
Endal the Labrador Retriever
All service dogs are heroes, but Endal was on a whole 'nother level. The British Labrador was assigned to a British navy officer named Allen Parton who suffered intense head injuries during his service, rendering him profoundly disabled and missing 50 percent of his memory. In addition to standard service dog stuff like guiding his owner safely around, Endal did insanely cool things like learning Parton's ATM PIN number so he could get cash from the bank, retrieve specific items from the shelf at a grocery store and even do laundry. In 2001, when Parton was hit by a car and knocked out of his wheelchair, Endal saved his life, got him his phone, covered him with a blanket and then got help at a nearby hotel.
George the Jack Russell Terrier
The famous adage goes, "It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog," and no canine embodies that quite like plucky Jack Russell Terrier George. In 2007, George was playing with a group of children in the New Zealand town of Manaia when a pair of poorly trained pit bulls came out of nowhere and charged at one of the boys who was only four years old. George wasn't having any of it, and despite being outnumbered and vastly outweighed, threw himself in between the two massive pits and their targets. The tiny dog took on the two brutes for long enough that the kids had a chance to escape and get help, but sadly George died from the injuries he suffered in his brave defense.
Gander the Newfoundland
Let's head back to World War II for another dog who kicked some serious ass. Gander was a coal black Newfoundland, which if you aren't familiar with, are huge working dogs originally bred to help fishermen. They have a curious genetic propensity to save human beings from drowning, and there are dozens of stories of the huge dogs pulling helpless souls from the water. Gander, however, had other ideas. The gentle giant was adopted by the Royal Riflemen of Canada and served with them in Hong Kong. He was loving to his masters, but when the Axis army tried a nighttime sneak attack, Gander turned into a cannonball of violence, fearlessly assaulting the enemy soldiers and protecting his wounded allies. He died in perhaps the most badass way possible: by catching a hand grenade and running it back to blow up the Japanese soldiers who threw it.
Trakr the German Shepherd
The aftermath of the terrorist attacks of 9/11 was hard for human beings to process, so imagine what it was like for animals. Rescue teams brought numerous canines to help them search the rubble for survivors, but none were as good at it as Trakr the German Shepherd. Along with his handler James Symonton, the dog was one of the first responders to the scene and was responsible for pulling out the last survivor from the wreckage. He worked so hard on the scene that he collapsed from exhaustion at the end of his shift. The remarkable animal lived to the age of 15 before succumbing to a degenerative nerve disorder. Trakr was such a total badass that scientists announced that they were going to clone him for a new generation of rescue dogs.
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Keith Richards once told NME magazine the following: "The strangest thing I've tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn't resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn't have cared ... It went down pretty well, and I'm still alive." Though the story's veracity may very well be of the mythic variety, I think it's still important to include here, because Keef had to have been snorting something pretty amazing just to make that up. Also, it's a meme now, so it might as well be true.
You know when Tommy Lee is calling you "f--king crazy," then you're f--king crazy. But that's the realization the Crüe came to when they toured with Ozzy back in 1984. After piles of cocaine and vats of booze on the tour bus one night, Ozzy emerged into the morning sun and saw a popsicle stick on the ground with a trail of ants lining up for a lick. He bent down, covered one nostril, and ripped a rail of insects! Of course, now he's incapable of completing full sentences or clapping on beat. And yeah, he's a comedic shadow of his former Prince of Darkness persona, but thanks to this story, at least his legend remains intact.
I don't know how I always miss out on the fun stuff the kids are up to these days -- perhaps because I have such a busy television schedule -- but I can't believe I never heard of this trend. Apparently, you crazy kids have been snorting condoms up through your nose, then pulling them out of your mouth like it's a piece of ribbed spaghetti. I always found that spaghetti trick to be pretty amazing, but this is far more amazing. Except for when you have to blow your load, or your nose, or both.
I was once at a girl's birthday party at a sushi joint and there was a lot of consumption going down. Much merriment, you could say. Eventually, for reasons I'm still trying to piece together, Psi, a local bartender and my mother's personal trainer for a short while back when she was ripped, took a quarter-sized ball of wasabi and stuck the whole thing up his nose and snorted it back. I think his nose is actually still bleeding.
Never underestimate the scary things you read on Reddit, as I found out yet again whilst scanning the depraved depths of the "What is the dumbest thing you've snorted?" thread. While some of the claims seem a bit far-fetched, I think I believe this guy, who says that after a long night of coke bingeing, he mistakenly found a chunky white rock on the floor, figured it was some bonus coke, then ended up with a nose full of deodorant that had been dropped on the floor. Which is why I've always been a spray kind of guy. Although, judging from the video above, that's not even safe anymore.
"...I'm in this f--king drug dealer's place, scraping shit off this table, which had visible f--king blood mixed in. I was scraping up blood and cocaine, and I f--king snorted it. I was snorting up dried blood." –Steve-O, reflecting on the one moment in his life that actually stands below all the other low points. This from a man who likes to light himself on fire. Bloody cocaine: it's a helluva drug.
Technically, it's not really snorting, more like inhaling, but it's a nose thing, and it gives me a chance to plug Mandatory writer Tommy Gimler's hit song, "Huffing Some Jenkem." In case you're a square, jenkem is a hallucinatory inhalant that comes from fermented human waste. It takes "getting high on your own supply" to grave new lengths. If you really want to have shit for brains, this is the way to go. Just ask Tommy.
Baby powder seems like one of the gentlest substances around, seeing as it spends a large amount of its time softening up baby bottoms. But as soon as you start snorting it, it stops being benign and starts being really effed up. While I'm greatly disturbed by this lady with the Johnson & Johnson habit, I'm more concerned by the fact that she doesn't feel like it's at all out of the ordinary. However, she sure looks relaxed, almost Buddha-like, while she's snorting. Maybe she's onto something.
McDonalds French Fries
I remember being so bored in high school that I'd do a lot of stupid shit to kill the time. But pulling tubers through your nasal cavities? McDonald's french fries aren't all that good for you going down the right tube. The best part of the video above, aside from the fact that this guy doesn't permanently clog up his nostril, is when he's psyching himself up and says, "Man, this is going to be f--king intense." And his hilarious buddy goes, "Like camping? Get it: in tents?" And then another buddy calls the punster "retarded." Yet no one seems to be directing such a jab at the actual moron here. That's the beautiful thing about high school: No one really tries to talk you out of doing stupid shit because everyone else is curing their boredom by watching you do it.
Looks like someone forgot to take out the trash.
Three women in bikinis decided to turn one woman's day at the river into a nightmare when they started pummeling her. The incident occurred by the Saluda River in South Carolina, and shows 18-year-old Arlinda Craft, 19-year-old Anns Leigh Hill and 20-year-old Megan Williams being useless members of society.
According to a friend of the victim, the woman who was beat up had her head slammed on some rocks, causing her to pass out and end up with blood all over her face and two black eyes. She is currently recovering. Check out the video below, but as a heads up, it is pretty brutal.
It seems the victim did know the trio of idiots, and she has had issues with them in the past.
The three women have been arrested and charged with second degree assault and battery by a mob.
h/t Huffington Post
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"Fear the Walking Dead"
You won't have much time to exhale as TWD's companion series "Fear The Walking Dead" premieres its second season on April 10. While it's neither as entertaining nor as good as the massive hit that is "The Walking Dead," you can expect season two to pick up considerably after a slow start to the series. You can watch Fear on AMC this Sunday.
Definitely not as brutal or as bloody as "The Walking Dead," but it's a refreshing twist on the overdone zombie genre. It follows a medical student that becomes a zombie and finds herself working in a morgue where she can feast on the brains of the dead. You know, a lighthearted comedy. "iZombie" is a nice change of pace from the blood and gore TWD offers, so head over to Netflix to watch it, or on the CW when they aren't airing one of their 75 superhero shows.
Another zombie show flying under the radar because of TWD and its success is "Z Nation." The show is filled with laughs and tears, and mainly focuses on a group of survivors who hope to take a survivor of a zombie bite all the way to California from New York in hopes of finding a cure. You can watch the first two seasons on Netflix, and then head over to Syfy to catch season three when it airs sometime this year.
"The Returned" (U.S. TV Series)
OK, OK, we know, this show isn't exactly about zombies, but it focuses on a bunch of people that start reappearing after being dead for years. So, while their skin may not be hanging off their faces, I'd like to think this sort of qualifies as zombie territory. "The Returned" is the American version of the French series "La Revenants," and while the American version got a lot of praise, A&E axed it after one season. You can still catch season one on Netflix, though.
Not many folks were aware of this under-the-radar film, but it features Arnold Schwarzenegger desperately trying to hold on to his daughter after she is bitten by a zombie and has a few weeks of "normalcy" left. Kind of a different film for Arnold, but he plays it well while in a post-apocalyptic world. This film is already out, so you can it on DVD or any other way you watch your movies.
"28 Days Later"/"28 Weeks Later"
OK, nerds, once again we know these aren't exactly zombies, but what would you call them? Anything that wants to eat my face off will be considered a zombie. And, while an oldie, these two films are still two of the best zombie-related films out there. Whether you prefer the original low-budget film or the bigger and louder sequel, you can't really go wrong as both are extremely well made. Plus, Idris Elba is in the sequel, and who the hell doesn't like Idris Elba? Satanists, that's who.
"Dawn of the Dead" (2004 version)
If moody and dark zombie films aren't your thing, then the remake of the 1978 classic of the same name should be right up your alley. I mean, there's a zombie baby in this one. Can't top that. And "Dawn of the Dead" is actually a fun movie directed by Zack Snyder before he killed "Batman v Superman." This movie is just a bunch of folks at a mall trying to survive; very similar to a bunch of guys waiting for their girlfriends outside the fitting room, trying to survive.
"Birth of the Living Dead"
Speaking of "Dawn of the Dead," you may want to sharpen up on your zombie knowledge by taking a trip down memory lane with the "Godfather of the Dead," George A. Romero. Romero is responsible for bringing the modern zombie to "life," and you can thank him for having a plethora of zombie stuff today. "Birth of the Living Dead" is a documentary that talks about the one that started it all, "Night of the Living Dead," and the impact it had on the zombie genre. Check this out on Netflix.
Now it's time to really dive into the huge barrel of zombie films that are out there, and we've decided to hit on one that has caught our eye: "Zombie Hunter." Danny Trejo is in it, and we're pretty sure if Trejo was on "The Walking Dead" all the walkers would be eliminated because he's scarier than anything out there. Trejo plays a pastor in "Zombie Hunter," and he just goes around axing zombies, all while leading his group of survivors. We can get on board with that. Check Trejo take out zombies on Netflix.
We had to end this list on one of the most ridiculous zombie-related things of them all: Beavers...that are zombies..."Zombeavers." It is pretty much a bunch of attractive college students having the time of their lives until beavers come to attack them. You know, the usual college experience. But hey, still isn't as bad as the debt they are racking up from the loans they won't be able to pay back. Check out the crazy trailer here, and you can watch this legendary film on Netflix, too.
It is pretty much proven that any task a woman sends her boyfriend to do will never be completed correctly, so I don't know what the woman below expected when she sent her clueless boyfriend to buy some makeup for her when she couldn't go.
Check out everything that occurred when one man was sent into unknown territory.
Don't think he will be making any return visits.
Now that's dedication: Guy Texts Girl For Entire Year After She Steals His Sunglasses
It looks like the name of this game is "Dress like my grandfather in the '70s and see if you can outrun a pissed off bull that is being antagonized in a Spanish bullring."
What the hell? Give me 50 bucks on the bull.
I guess the politically correct thing to say would be something to the effect of, "Let's hope that he was eventually able to wake up and walk away without sustaining any major injuries," but screw that. If this guy has to walk around with a smashed in face similar to that of my grandma's after she takes out her teeth, I'll be ecstatic about it.
Maybe only then will this clown and his pals realize how idiotic and cruel their "game" is.
Do you think that bull will get pissed if we light his horns on fire? Idiot Provokes Bull With Flaming Horns, Gets Destroyed By Bull With Flaming Horns
A gym in Derbyshire is being called out after putting up a billboard that some are saying shames heavyset people.
The 20-foot high sign promotes Fit4Less gym, and pretty much states that if aliens ever take over they will take "the fat ones first." Check out the billboard below thanks to Natalie Harvey's (who happens to be the founder of Combat Bully) Twitter:
Harvey also posted this Tweet:
When called out, the gym said that the billboard was supposed to be "light-hearted and humorous." Harvey and her charity did not agree with the gym's response, and she reached out to the supermarket that the billboard was on to have it taken down:
Fit4Less continues to defend the billboard, saying the "alien campaign" has been successful. Fit4Less also tells Daily Mail: "We certainly didn't mean to cause offense and we care about the relationships that we build with the communities that we serve."
"We also believe however that if we are going to reach more people as a sector then we need to stop taking ourselves so seriously and realize that if we want to attract normal people, then we need to be willing to poke fun at ourselves and our messaging is designed to do exactly that."
Well, how do you feel about the billboard? Do you find it offensive?
This pissed people off, too: A Car Dealership Is Pissing A Bunch Of People Off With Their Sexist Signs
The latest season of AMC's "The Walking Dead" really put us through the wringer. Between major character deaths, major character fake-out deaths and annoying cliffhangers (seriously, that was some sort of delayed April Fools' Day joke, right?), the show often leaves a lot to be desired. Fans of the comic book series, however, know that just because someone sucks on TV, that doesn't necessarily make them a bad character in the other universe. In fact, several Alexandria residents are so much more interesting in the pages of the books that you might be tempted to jump ship and make reading your new thing on Sunday nights (at least until the show comes back because, come on, you're not actually going to stop watching it). So, without further ado, here are 10 characters who are infinitely cooler in the comics than they ever were on the show.
(Note: We are only going to cover characters who were alive (either on the TV show or in the books) at the time Negan made his grand entrance. That counts as your warning that there are ***SPOILERS EVERYWHERE*** from here on out.)
Sgt. Abraham Ford
Would you take anyone seriously if they told you that Abraham was their favorite character on the TV series? Well, if someone tells you that about the comics, you should shake their hand, because he's about the biggest badass they had after Tyreese was iced (again, you wouldn't know that by the show's depiction). The book version of Abraham is essentially what you'd get if you swapped out TV Abraham's dingleberry analogies and "mother dicks" with straight "shits" and "fucks." Abraham is also built more like actor Kevin Durand than Michael Cudlitz in the comics, so even if he decided to say something as absurd as "bitch nuts" (which he never would), you'd be too afraid to mock him.
Eugene is far from useless in the comic books like he is on the show. Sure, he pulled the same "fake cure" crap. And yeah, he'd still creep on Abraham and Rosita banging each other from time to time. But once that was all said and done, he actually carried his weight. There were no instances of Rosita teaching him to use a weapon or him cowering in fear every time a walker came his way. Plus, comic Eugene even wound up dating Rosita after her breakup instead of that douche nozzle Spencer. Props.
Father Gabriel Stokes
Speaking of huge pansies, Father Gabriel is about the biggest they come in both iterations. However, what makes his comic book character stand out more is that he stands out less. As weird as that may sound, his cowardly nature and warnings to the townspeople about his own group are virtually glossed over in comparison to the TV series. And we can all agree that the less Father G, the better, especially when he does things like inexplicably go from being the world's biggest namby-pamby to someone Rick trusts with his entire town's safety in the span of half a season.
If Father Gabriel is better in the comics because we have to deal with him less, then Heath is the exact opposite. He has literally been in five episodes of the show (that's less than freakin' Enid!), which is pretty sad considering he becomes the most loyal and dependable of the original Alexandrians in no time flat. Plus, he dates Denise instead of Tara in the books which is...um...basically just a pointless plot change that ultimately didn't matter. OK, you got us there.
This guy is Aaron's boyfriend. We just figured we'd remind you since that's about all we know about him on the show. While the comics don't do much better at fleshing him out, they at least feature him from time to time interacting with Aaron and a few of the other Alexandrians just to give you a sense of his personality (which is actually pretty silly and fun on occasion). Too bad TV fans may never know.
Again, not by much, but Olivia is slightly less worthless in the comics than on the show. In fact, we probably could have excluded her entirely from this list and no one would have noticed. But if for whatever reason you're jonesing for more of the lady who basically takes inventory of supplies and looks like she'd be horrible to make conversation with for any length of time, you'll have better luck with the books.
Jesus (Paul Monroe)
If a guy doing acrobatics in his winter clothing seems a bit odd to see on television, for whatever reason it works in the comics. There is still plenty to learn about Jesus on the TV series, but as far as entrances alone, watching him take on Abraham and Michonne on the printed page is far more exhilarating than the Benny Hill spoof it translated into on the screen. On top of that, you can't tell us you didn't crack up laughing the first time you saw him in his terrible wig without the stocking cap on. How were we supposed to take that seriously?
We will maintain until the day he dies on the show that Carl is the worst. But that couldn't be further from the truth in comic book form. Not only is he actually given interesting story lines, but he also serves as a reminder of what the new world will do to someone who has practically grown up in it their entire lives. Basically, they have no soul and become a cold, calculating killing machine if need be. Trying to translate this to the television character is just...well, I guess you can say the proof is in the pudding.
You remember her, right? She went down in the Season 3 finale of the show, but has been alive and kicking in the comics since the start. While they may have taken her down the wrong path on the TV series to the point where she just had to go, they've at least partially redeemed their mistake by giving the brunt of her ongoing story lines in the books to characters like Rosita and Michonne. Andrea is the one hooking up with Rick in the comics at this point, after all. Richonne be damned!
It's hard to call comic book Glenn the de facto better character, but he was the touch of lightheartedness throughout the entire series until his death by Lucille in Issue #100. To put it another way, if the series "Futurama" was a zombie drama instead, Glenn was Fry. We're certainly not saying that the Glenn of the television series doesn't have his merits (he's certainly more stoic and badass), but the Glenn of the page was the everyman you wanted to see persevere 'til the end, which made his death that much more of a punch to the scrotum.
As for Negan...
...well, the jury's still out. That intro of his in the Season 6 finale was pretty much word-for-word from the comics, which certainly doesn't bode well for the man above. Now, to simply wait all summer for closure.
According to Urban Dictionary, there are a ton of sex terms we should know about, but don't. So if you feel like a vernacular virgin concerning your own sexual lexicon, I've written a handy dictionary to target newly articulated sex terms that are predicted to become popular this year. At the very least, they're funny and dirty.
Though I've taken liberties to provide my own definitions that more accurately describe these terms, this article is very much a collective piece based on what today's young (but legal) sex-havers are using to describe acts that have either become prevalent due to dating apps ("Tinder food stamps," for example), or acts so disgusting that you never believed a definition would be required (like "truffle butter"). You may not have asked for them, but here they are.
While there were two definitions for this term on Urban Dictionary, the more widespread is used to describe when a man gyrates his testicles while he's doing his partner, providing a far superior sensation to sexual intercourse -- or so I've heard. The other definition proves impossible, likening powerballing to "f*cking a chick so hard, your balls go in a chick's ass." This can't be an actual thing, can it?
2. Truffle Butter
Made popular by Nicki Minaj with the release of a song of the same name, truffle butter occurs when a man switches from anal to vaginal intercourse, producing a brown, buttery substance -- a combination of poo and ejaculate. Damn, Nicki! Just damn.
3. Side Chick
Side chick is millennial lexicon for "the other woman" or "mistress." We've just made it sound more urban despite our/their millennial privilege.
4. F*ck Boy
Also spelled "F*ckboi" and "F*ccboi," this man is the quintessential player who tries to get with every woman he sets his eyes on. Jayden Smith, for example.
5. Hotline Bling
Another term for "booty call" made popular by rapper/singer Drake.
An attractive person with whom you have no-strings sex. So a "f*ck buddy," but way better looking.
7. Booty Grazing
The act of texting multiple people to confirm a hookup for that evening. Inquiries are usually along the lines of: "What are you up to tonight?" or "Want to meet up later?" All of which are obviously about sex, but never actually stated. The key, according to booty grazers themselves, is to keep these messages general, so they can be sent to as many people as possible with little to no editing.
A person who uses Snapchat for sexual purposes. Either to flirt, or to send nude images. So all dudes who use Snapchat, really.
A term for the least attractive person you're willing to sleep with. Like somebody who's still only okay-looking after a 40 of whiskey.
A portmanteau of "f*ck" and "lunch," which -- understandably -- translates to a quickie during lunchtime.
11. Dishonorable Discharge
When you've failed at picking up a woman that evening and retire to the bedroom to rub one out. Usually to Internet porn; tears may even serve as lube.
A person you've slept with just because they look like a celebrity.
13. Double Rainbow
Though this goes by many better names, a double rainbow is when a woman is double penetrated by a couple guys who I'm sure would prefer the other was female.
14. Vagina Funeral
When something turns a woman off so much that her vagina metaphorically dies.
When you're having sex near a mirror or reflective surface and adjust your positioning to look better.
16. Tinder Food Stamps
When a person uses Tinder to get free meals from their dates. This person is either horrible, or a genius. You decide.
17. Sextual Relationship
When two people's only form of intimacy is through sexting or the exchange of dirty photos.
The act of placing the head of one penis into the foreskin of another man's penis. Yeah, you're welcome.
19. Run Train
Another term for "gangbang." Or, to partake in an orgy that usually includes one female and too many males.
An acronym for "that hoe over there." I assume this is used to call out or describe a "hoe" who is standing at a distance.