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    The Knight family must be the J.G. Wentworth of crab legs, as they made a payment for a long evening of unlimited crab legs, but they needed crab legs now.

    According to Fox 61, the Connecticut couple was arrested Saturday night after getting into a "physical altercation" with a 21-year-old customer at the Royal Buffet in Manchester over all you can eat crab legs.

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    Police said the argument over crab legs at the buffet table turned physical when Clifford Knight punched the 21-year-old man in the face, cutting his lip and breaking a tooth in the process. The victim's mother then stepped in and used pepper spray to get Knight away from her son.

    Both Clifford and his wife Lataya Knight were arrested for disorderly conduct. Clifford was also hit with a charge of third-degree assault while Lataya is also facing a charge of...wait for it...threatening.

    While the 21-year-old man did lose his tooth in the scuffle, the real victims here are the rest of the Royal Buffet customers who were forced to leave after fire officials decided to close the restaurant to "check out the air" because pepper spray was used.

    There, are you happy, Clifford Knight? Now nobody gets crab legs.

    They're pretty serious about their ribs in Indiana: Indiana Woman Stabs Another Woman In Eye With Fork During Dispute Over Eating The Last Rib

     

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    There is really no middle ground when it comes to Donald Trump these days. You either love the Donald, or you hate the Donald.

    And it turns out that the vast majority of people (and dogs) who are walking past Trump's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame fall into the latter category, as the billionaire's star has been the "victim" of graffiti, urination and even getting crapped on.






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    Just so we're clear, that is the star of a presidential candidate who is currently leading most Republican polls. Good stuff.

    h/t BroBible

    Donald Trump butt plugs? Yup, Donald Trump butt plugs: Mexican Immigrant Creates Donald Trump Butt Plug

     

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    As theater prices continue to climb, it is no surprise that people are thinking of different ways to sneak things into the theater so they can make their experience that much better. So forget about a bigger screen or better audio, if you want to enjoy your trip to the movies just do what the folks below did and sneak in a bunch of things.

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater

    The Absurd Ways People Have Snuck Stuff Into The Movie Theater
    Via Whisper

    Should have taken them to the movies: The Most Awkward Things People Have Done On A Date

     

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    Look, we've heard you folks' opinions on the Kardashians, and after much consideration we still decided to put up another post about them. Before you sound off in the comments and forget to unclick Caps Lock, first take a look below at the hot picture Kourtney Kardashian shared with us.

    While most of the attention is usually focused on Kim, Kourtney is here to remind us that she's also in this family. This sure is a nice reminder. Take a look at what Kourtney posted via Instagram:

    Selfie camera view.

    A photo posted by Kourtney Kardashian (@kourtneykardash) on


    See? We listen to our fans.

    Check this out, too: Kim Kardashian Goes Completely Nude On Twitter

     

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    Chelsea Handler is definitely no stranger to losing her clothes in order to get her message across. Whether it's showing her goods off in order to call out Instagram and their nudity policy, or simply to wish Reese Witherspoon a happy birthday, Chelsea isn't afraid of anything.

    And that is becoming more clear by what Chelsea just posted on her Instagram. Try to figure out what presidential candidate she is not a fan of based on this photo:

    Sometimes we swim above water and somethings we swim on the sea floor. I'll meet you wherever you are.

    A photo posted by Chelsea Handler (@chelseahandler) on


    What a huuuuge blow for Donald Trump.

    But what if Trump actually was what he's called? What If Donald Trump Were Also A Literal Asshole

     

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  • 04/05/16--04:24: Today's Funny Photos
  • We all have that one friend. The friend who makes every party better. And every funny photo funnier. So just scroll and laugh and then share this post with your most special friend when you're done here. Then check us out on Twitter and Instagram.

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    If dogs wrote resumes, you'd assume that under "special skills," nearly every single one of them would list "fetch" and/or "catch" towards the top. Not the following dogs, though. They are most certainly jobless.

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    And then, there are these poor guys.

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    Related: 17 Dogs Who Think They're People

     

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    Well, they didn't come right out and say it, but that's pretty much the reason the Nebraska license plate is getting a face-lift after people complained about the original design that was chosen.

    Let's first take a look at what Nebraska's license plate originally looked like, and see if you can tell why people had an issue with it.

    Nebraska Is Changing Their License Plate Because It Looks Like A Guy Holding His Balls
    The dude in the license plate, which can also be seen as a statue at the top of the Nebraska State Capitol, is apparently a sower -- which is someone who throws seeds from a big bag of seeds. And it really is too bad that this dude just looks like he's holding his own balls.

    Some reasons revealed for the changing of the plate includes "boring," "underwhelming," and that it appears "sexually suggestive." But no respectable publication has said what everyone is thinking: That fabulous dude is holding his own goods.

    Nebraska Is Changing Their License Plate Because It Looks Like A Guy Holding His Balls
    For now, state officials are working on the redesign of the license plates. Hopefully it represents what Nebraska is about, and it shows that there is more to the state than some dude who is very confident about what he has downstairs.

    Via Vice

    Or you can end up with this one: North Dakota Man Finagles His Way To The Funniest License Plate Yet

     

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    If you're a normal person living in this day and age, I'm not going to judge you for looking at pornography on your cellphone. I mean, all the smart phone technology, high-def videos and free streaming makes it damn near impossible to resist! (Not that I would know about that temptation.) However, if you do feel the urge to look at smut on your phone, you should probably make sure you have complete privacy. Otherwise, you'll get busted and end up looking like a depraved pervert (not that I would know anything about that either) like these thirsty dudes below.

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    And finally, the trifecta. This Brazilian politician was caught watching porn during a parliamentary debate and brought some friends in with him on the sleazy action.

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    Mmm, that's some good porn.

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    Hey fellow politician, get a load of this hot porn that we can watch together in public. Do you know of anyone else who might enjoy this?

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    Ah yes, of course old man politician would be into this. What a great debate this is.

     

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    While some people are still trying to figure out how many girls are in this photo, other people have moved on to more important things: like trying to figure out just what the hell is in this red dot.

    To some, it is just a plain red dot and that is pretty much it. But for others, there is something in the middle of the red dot. Take a look at the red dot below and let us know what you see:

    Can You See What's In This Red Dot Optical Illusion?
    Do you see it? Take another look, and don't strain your eyesight in an effort to convince yourself age hasn't caught up to you:

    Can You See What's In This Red Dot Optical Illusion?
    Nothing yet? Well, while many see it, some don't see it. But in the center of the red dot there is an outline of an animal.

    Ready for the reveal?

    Here it is:

    Can You See What's In This Red Dot Optical Illusion?
    That's right, it's just a good ole' horse.

    Don't feel too bad if you didn't see it right away. I mean, I saw the grim reaper right off the bat. Don't know what that means.

    h/t Bro Bible

    This damn dress: Is This Stupid Dress White And Gold Or Blue And Black

     

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    Things change, and fast, so while it's hard for us to keep up with the ever-changing landscape, think of how much more difficult it is for our older relatives to stay in tune with what the younger folks are doing. Take texting for example. You have to give kudos to all your relatives who try their best to speak your lingo; even if it's extremely awkward sometimes.

    Check out some instances where family members tried their damnedest to text like the cool kids.

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

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    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

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    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

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    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level

    Texts That Prove Your Relatives Are Just Trying To Get On Your Level
    Via The Chive

    And sometimes they know what they're doing: 10 Parents Who Are Way Better At Texting Than Their Kids

     

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    Some people are better than others when it comes to flirting; some come across as charming while others come across like someone who may have made an appearance on "Forensic Files." But even with that said, the 17 people below are a ways away from even being adequate at flirting. And thanks to Whisper, we can understand why.

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    Sometimes there is risk involved: New Guy Flirts With Female Coworker, Receives Threatening Email From 'Lover'

     

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    Sex is great, so not many of us complain when it happens. But that doesn't mean there aren't some places to have sex that are preferable to others. By this I mean: you'd much rather bang in the penthouse of a Hilton than a rundown motel above an out-of-business convenience store, wouldn't you?

    This is why I've ranked the absolute worst places one can have sex, because while the phrase "sex is like pizza, even when it's bad it's good" is true, we'd still rather eat our pizza at home than, say, at the in-laws. So out of all the shitty places we all may have had sex, these are the worst of the worst.

    10. Car
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    Of course, this is all dependent on the size of the car, so in this instance let's assume it's small. Like, Honda Civic small. While this is a popular place to have sex before you and she have places of your own, the car proves to have its share of challenges. Most of which regard space, as in, there isn't much of it. It doesn't help that backseats aren't long or enough to lay down on, and usually result in a greenish/purple bruise later that week due to the seat belt digging into your hip. That, or the fact that if you choose to do it in the driver's seat, your discretion is thrown out the window when her ass will (because you know it will) hit the horn.

    9. Waterbed
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    The truth about sex on a waterbed is, instead of assisting you during penetration, it cruelly turns sex into an incredibly unnecessary workout, where you both end up trying your best to remain upright -- so much that you don't even consider pleasing the other person. Besides, if you still own a waterbed, you probably don't really consider sex as an option, do you?

    8. In A Shitty Hotel Room
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    As I alluded to in the introduction, sex in a shitty hotel room is pretty gross. Sure, you got a deal for the room on Groupon, but if you ever decided to shine a blacklight in the place, you'll find out that with the amount of semen present, your girlfriend could possibly get pregnant if she even touched the bed.

    7. Parent's Home
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    Even though this was likely your only option as an amateur teen lovemaker, having sex there as an adult (either over the holidays, a weekend, whatever), is just weird. It's a weird thing to do.

    6. Shower
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    I blame film for the unwarranted appeal of shower sex. Anyone who has had it would agree that the result of shower sex is not at all worth the effort because, aside from it being very difficult to not slip and crack your head open on the tub, water actually makes the vagina even more impossible to penetrate for some strange reason. While I've found that silicone-based lubes remedy this vaginal mystery, there are still far more cons than pros regarding shower sex.

    5. Hot Tub/Pool
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    It's far better to fool around in a pool than it is to have sex in it. There's too much bacteria (and subsequent infection) in those things to excuse the advantages to having sex in it -- and there aren't even that many. Many of the same issues occur as I mentioned about sex in the shower.

    4. Airplane Bathroom
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    While everybody would like to join the notorious mile high club, everybody knows that actually attaining this level of sexual status is nowhere near as sexy as the media makes it out to be.

    For starters, there's barely enough room for one person in there, meaning, if you do actually get past the flight staff who probably has a good idea what you're up to (good luck making that happen, by the way) her foot will probably have to rest in the dripping sink as you bang away to the best of your ability as the metallic paper towel dispenser jabs you in the back. Also, people shit in there, so, there's that, too.

    3. Public Bathroom
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    Another man's butt trumpet is not the soundtrack to worthwhile sex. So when you have sex in a public restroom, you're pretty much opening yourself up to a concert featuring a chorus of literal assholes. This kind of thing often trumps the appealing spontaneity of sex in a public restroom.

    2. Next To Somebody Who Is (But Isn't) Sleeping
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    You don't want to be too loud or too rough because you don't want to wake up your buddy who agreed to room with you. Except, in reality, he's probably awake because you're drunk, clumsy and loud as hell, meaning he knows exactly what's going on with you and the mystery woman you brought home.

    1. On The Beach
    The Absolute Worst Places To Have Sex, Ranked
    There may be a delicious fruity drink named after the act, but those who've actually had sex on the beach will agree that it's the absolute worst. I actually lost my virginity on the beach, so I mean, I get it.

    Whether it's sand stuck in your ass that turns any and all friction between your cheeks to the consistency of sandpaper, or the fact that you usually have beach sex during an all-inclusive vacation while excessively drunk and, as a result, stumble all over the sand as if it were built on a skatepark, sex on the beach is rarely as good as it sounds. But, sex on the beach is something everybody should try at least once. At the very least, it's a story to tell the boys.

    Might as well try these: Ranking All Of The Different Types Of Sex You Have In Your Life

     

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    Even though they are more famous and rich than we will ever be, that doesn't mean that the 20 celebrities below weren't once kind of normal and worrying about money. That's why it is always nice to look back and see old photos of some of the biggest stars today, as a reminder that hey, maybe one day we too will be super rich (probably not).

    Check out 20 photos of celebrities back then compared to what they look like now:

    Katy Perry
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    Rihanna
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    Celine Dion
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    Enrique Iglesias
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    Via Izismile

    And here are even more then and now photos: The Ultimate Celebrity 'Then And Now' Collection

     

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    Just when you thought donuts couldn't be any sweeter, Sara Jean Underwood and Miss Tina Louise decided to share one while topless on a bed, because hey, that's what hot blonde friends do. Thanks to Tina Louise's Instagram (@miss_tina_louise), this sexy photo of the two busty blondes pretty much rewires our brains when it comes to dreaming of donuts. These two together are practically a topless match made in heaven, with sprinkles on top. I'm going to go get a donut and think about this for a while.

    Friends share everything 🍩😝 ..with my babe @saraunderwood | Photo by @jzl_style • @partylikejzl | #sundaybumday

    A photo posted by Tina Louise (@miss_tina_louise) on



    You can also follow Sara Jean Underwood on Instagram @sarajeanunderwood.

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    If you'd like to see other hot blondes who look good with donuts, watch this sweet clip of Brooke Evers.

     

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    Last year, an app called Uplust was released to the public. Uplust is kind of like Instagram, with the major difference that it accepts your nudes. And Quentin Lechemia, the creator, promised that he would be releasing a game very soon called "Booty Crush." Well, for those that have been eagerly waiting, that day is today.

    'Booty Crush' Is A New Viral Game That Is Like Candy Crush...But With Butt
    What is Booty Crush? Well, if you're still obsessed with Candy Crush then you will get the hang of this game pretty quickly, as it is just like Candy Crush, but instead of candy it is just ass after ass. Thanks, technology.

    The concept is simple: Players must combine booties with the same panty color. A job well done gets you a funny cheering such as "Dat Ass!" or "Juicy!" If only I got such motivational remarks in life.

    'Booty Crush' Is A New Viral Game That Is Like Candy Crush...But With Butt
    Look at those booties go.

    Booty Crush is released today to everyone, and you can take a stab at it here.

    In the meantime, download these: 10 New And Trendy Free Apps To Download

     

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    There are so many funny people on Twitter, but it can be difficult to discover them in a jungle full of parody accounts and people still checking in on 4Square. To help you get the most out of your Twitter experience, here are 30 of the funniest ladies you should add to your timeline immediately. By no means are these the ONLY funny ones, but it's a great place to start! Also these aren't ranked in any way. They're all wonderful.

    1. Abby Cohenwl
    Not only is Abby constantly hilarious, she also finds and retweets some of the best jokes you'll see on Twitter. She's a gem.


    2. Charlene deGuzman
    Charlene has such a unique voice. She definitely won't flood your timeline with countless tweets every day, but you'll look forward to each and every thing she posts.


    3. Amber Tozer
    Amber can take just about anything and turn it into a hilarious joke. She's one of those people that you can constantly rely on for solid jokes no matter what. She's fantastic.


    4. Eden Dranger
    Eden can do it all. She hits on pop culture, politics, random observations and everything else in between. She's pretty much a necessity to your timeline.


    5. Jay Kay
    She absolutely kills it on Twitter and has the ability to find so many funny tweets from people you're probably not following. Not only is she a great source of original jokes, following her is a fantastic way to find other accounts you may have missed.


    6. Maura Quint
    Maura is as smart as she is funny and incredibly nice on top of that. It's a rare combination that's so good, she should be a required follow when creating an account.


    7. Karen Kilgariff
    Karen has done it all and is constantly writing for television and performing onstage, yet still finds time to tweet hilarious jokes on a near constant basis. She does jokes, and she does them well.


    8. Albertina Rizzo
    Not only does she write the jokes your friends quote from the Internet, she writes the jokes your friends quote from late night television, as well. She's one of the best.


    9. Aparna Nancherla
    No one is better at making the simple more hilarious than Aparna. The only thing better than reading her tweets is watching her perform live. If she's doing a show near you, do yourself a favor and check it out.


    10. Audrey Farnsworth
    It's honestly not fair to see how funny Audrey is. Not only will you want to follow her, you'll want to turn on her notifications so there's not a chance you'll miss a single one of her tweets. She's the top one percent of funny.


    11. Gloria Fallon
    Very few people can take the ordinary and spin it into something absolutely hilarious as well as Gloria. She tweets all the things that you wished you had thought of first.


    12. Lana Berry
    If you have any interest in sports whatsoever and you're not following Lana, you're doing the Internet incorrectly. She makes watching sports better and provides all the breaking news in a way much more entertaining than following a bunch of sports news accounts.


    13. Lindzeta
    She makes the kind of jokes that you don't just laugh at, you copy the link to the tweet and send it to 20 of your friends because you can't be the only one laughing like this in public.


    14. Megan Amram
    Megan was one of the first must-follow comedy accounts on Twitter and, not only has she not burned out, she gets better every day. If not following isn't illegal, then it probably should be.


    15. NicCageMatch
    I have never not been excited to see her name pop up in my timeline. She's quick-witted, sharp and can take a subject you never expected and spin it into something hilarious.


    16. Tamara Yajia
    Following her is more like an experience. She does things unlike anyone else and will make you rethink the way jokes can be told. She'll make you better at jokes.


    17. OhNoSheTwitnt
    There really isn't a topic that she can't make hilarious and there also really isn't a topic that she can't relate to "Game of Thrones" or "Frozen." It's like an art form.


    18. Chelsea Lockwood
    Chelsea is so funny that it's hard to imagine what my timeline was like before following her. If she ever decides to stop tweeting, they should fly all the flags at half-mast.


    19. PeachCoffin
    Not only is she consistently funny, she also constantly innovates the medium by creating movie scenes using emojis and words in her tweets. You honestly just have to see it for yourself and thank me later.


    20. ElleOhHell
    Just go read through her tweets. No pitch is necessary because as soon as you start scrolling through her timeline, you'll get what all the fuss is about. She is just about as funny as they get.


    21. Moody Monday
    I'm not being the least bit dramatic when I saw that she's probably in my top three favorite accounts on all of Twitter. The only possible complaint I could have is that she doesn't tweet nearly enough. I check her timeline like she's giving away golden tickets to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.


    22. GoldenGateBlond
    She was one of the first people I followed on Twitter and, if you're just now looking for the best people to follow, here's where to start. She's one of the all-time greats.


    23. Stephanie McMaster
    No one is better at finding the hilarity in being a parent than Stephanie. She says the things you never realized you always thought. It's crazy to think that there are people who haven't followed her yet.


    24. Liz Hackett
    Liz should be a staple of your Twitter experience and slips in there almost every day with an absolutely amazing joke. It's crazy to think that one person could be as talented as she is.


    25. Eireann Dolan
    Eireann has one of the most brilliant voices I've ever had the pleasure of encountering. You won't find a better account to follow on Twitter than hers. She's the best of the best.


    26. 1FollowerNoDad
    I don't know how I started following her, but thank goodness I did, because she isn't one of those people that might put out a decent joke every once in a while. She's putting out top-notch stuff on such a consistent basis you'll question if she's actually some sort of joke writing robot. I'm fairly certain she's not, but you can't be too sure.


    27. Eliza Bayne
    There's a reason you see her jokes everywhere and that's because she's one of the best joke writers out there today. Seriously, her stuff is on TV, the Internet, in magazines and pretty much anywhere that a good joke could live. Save yourself the searching and just follow her brilliant account.


    28. Dani Fernandez
    Not only is she one of the funniest people on the Internet, she's also one of the nicest. You'll measure your time on Twitter as "before following Dani" and "after following Dani."


    29. TribalSpaceCat
    Trust me, she'll become one of your favorite follows within days of adding her to your timeline. She's laugh out loud funny with a comedic voice that gets better with every post.


    30. Mary Kobayashi
    Instead of just posting jokes, Mary live tweets life, but in a way that's so entertaining and funny, you'll be upset she isn't your actual friend. Even if I didn't have an account, I would still bookmark Mary's page to keep up with it because it's simply fantastic.


    Related: The 100 Funniest Tweets Of 2015

     

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    If you've never attended a WWE event, you truly can't appreciate pro wrestling. If you're going to pick one, go with WrestleMania. WrestleMania is a whole other beast and is the highlight of homemade wrestling fan apparel. WrestleMania 32 was no different, with everything from cosplay to haircuts showing off fandoms. Here are 15 of the most outrageous ones from this past weekend.

    1. Goldust and Stardust were on point! You know how long it takes to paint yourself gold? I do. Don't ask why.

    Wrestlemania last night was amazing!!! #Wrestlemania #Wrestlemania32 #Goldust #Stardust #FacePaint #BlackAndGold

    A photo posted by Jordan Hamblin (@ohmyjord) on



    2. Why wear an outfit when you could just shave your fandom into your head? I want to see this in two weeks when it starts growing out.
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    3. This Bray Wyatt costume was so good that I'm still not convinced it isn't actually Bray Wyatt.
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    4. Dressing as the Macho Man is a great way to walk around in public in your underwear all day.
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    5. You gotta shave that beard if you want to go full Undertaker. Otherwise you just look like Jimmy Garvin and The Undertaker had a baby boy.

    Met this awesome dude at #Wrestlecon today. Great #undertaker #cosplay

    A photo posted by Linzee Gilbert (@dnbbaby91) on




    6. Does a Mankind cosplay count as business casual attire?



    7. Real parents dress their children up as popular early '90s WWF tag teams (in this case, Demolition). That's how you know they truly love you.
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    8. Who in the world would dress as The Nasty Boys at an event? Oh wait, that actually is The Nasty Boys.
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    9. What's better than a pair of grown men dressed as Ric Flair and Roddy Piper?
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    10. Ric Flair, Roddy Piper, Macho Man and Hulk Hogan wrestling in the parking lot before Mania.
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    11. It's a New Day for Max Landis. Haha get it? Because that's the horn that New Day wears to the ring. Let me explain...
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    12. Props to Chad Brown for capturing this magical moment with faux Jim Cornette and Vader.
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    13. It's Super Mania man. Watching him walk around the stadium was much better than watching "Man of Steel" again.
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    14. How is she going to know who her father is if she never sees his face???

    We really know how to prepare for WrestleMania. Me and Little Luchador. #wrestlemania #wrestlemania32

    A photo posted by CoCo Butter (@cocobuttergfq) on



    15. If you can't figure out which wrestler you want to be, just figure out a color that looks good on you and roll with it...
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    ...Roll with it hard.
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    One final tip: Just don't use a Sharpie to make your shirt 45 minutes before WrestleMania, like this nerd.
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    For more from WrestleMania 32, follow Rob Fee on Instagram.

     

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    If you frequent the Oklahoma City "For Sale" items on Craigslist, you may have stumbled upon a sight that would give Chucky from the "Child's Play" films nightmares. Or a boner. Either way, it's not good. But hey, if the price is right.

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    Any takers? Here's the full listing if you want all the gory details. You'll notice next to "condition," they wrote "salvage." Nice touch. It's comforting to know she may have murdered the entire crew of a cargo ship before making her way onto your mantel.

    Plus, she'll go great with your new children's costume, too!: This Creepy Winnie The Pooh Mask Is Freaking Everyone Out

     

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    Perhaps the only thing more popular than memes featuring a crying Michael Jordan on the Internet these days is porn, and after Jordan's alma mater North Carolina fell to Villanova on a buzzer-beating three-pointer in last night's national championship game, the Internet did not disappoint.

    Television cameras picked up "His Airness" taking in the action numerous times, and memers took full advantage of it. Hell, even when MJ took the time to do an interview with Craig Sager, he wasn't safe from the "Crying Jordan" treatment:










    And of course our favorite:
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    Jordan once killed a Russian tourist in Barcelona? 50 Things You Didn't Know About Michael Jordan

     

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