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Just for fun, let's pretend that I got captured by Wonder Woman's Lasso of Truth. So now I have no choice but to come clean and tell you all a deep, dark secret about myself. OK, here goes: I only pretend to enjoy tapas, but I really despise them. I just don't want to miss out on any fun nights with friends who like eating weird, overpriced dishes in dimly lit restaurants. Man, that felt good. On to the funny photos!
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167 MPH Bicycle Ride
Quick question: how fast can you move your feet? We'd bet cyclist Fred Rompelberg has you beat. Fred holds a world record for one of the most insane stunts we've ever heard about -- bicycling in the air pocket created by a speeding dragster at 167 mph. Average human bicycle speed is a little under 10 mph, just for reference. Rompelberg set up the bizarre stunt at the Bonneville Salt Flats in Utah, riding a specially modified bike with a lowered center of gravity. When the pace car took off, Rompelberg essentially "drifted" in its wake to make his wind resistance virtually zero, allowing him to get his ride to insane speeds. Oh, and he was also the oldest professional cyclist in the world when he did this, just to make you feel even more inadequate.
Wingsuiting Through A Human-Sized Hole
Even though many of these stunts are dependent on the human body more than technology, you can't argue that it helps. The development of the wingsuit in the mid-'90s enabled stunt people to get closer to the skies than ever before, leading to some pretty insane feats. One of the coolest and craziest we've ever seen happened in 2014, when pilot and base jumper Uli Emanuele leapt off the top of a Swiss mountain and threaded his body like a needle through a hole barely six feet wide. The amount of skill it took to prevent his body from being smashed to gory bits on the rock face is unbelievable, and the footage from a GoPro mounted on his head will give you a heart attack.
Jumping 15 Greyhound Buses On A Harley
If you're a motorcycle jumper, there's one name that you revere more than all others -- Evel Knievel, the legendary '70s daredevil who made a career out of vaulting things on his Harley-Davidson. Knievel's record for jumping 13 and a half Greyhound buses was one that nobody thought would ever be broken -- that is, until Bubba Blackwell came to town. In 1999, Blackwell lined up 15 full-sized tour buses on the Las Vegas strip, climbed aboard his patriotic chopper and took flight for what might be one of the most insane jumps ever performed on two wheels. With gouts of fire spraying in the background, Bubba managed to launch his Harley a record-breaking 157 feet over the buses, setting a new bar that future daredevils will be hard-pressed to reach.
Free Diving 831 Feet
The ocean is a mysterious and dangerous place for us mere humans. Not only does it lack the free-flowing oxygen we need to breathe, the intense pressures that it brings in the lower depths can crush us like bloody eggshells. So when Austrian freediver Herbert Nitsch set out to break the world record for submersing himself, he was taking an incredible risk. Free divers use a weighted sled to plummet as deep as they can and then release it and use an air-filled balloon to bring them up. In 2012, Nitsch tackled his most daring dive yet off the coast of Greece, plunging a staggering 818.6 feet deep. On the way back up, Nitsch began suffering intense nitrogen narcosis and blacked out, but his safety divers got him to the surface successfully. He was immediately airlifted to a decompression chamber to allow his battered system to recover.
World Trade Center Tightrope Walk
After the events of 9/11, no human being will ever be able to duplicate Philippe Petit's insane tightrope walk between the World Trade Towers, but we doubt any would even want to. In 1974, the French tightrope artist embarked upon what may be the gutsiest, craziest stunt ever performed. He illegally accessed the roofs of the buildings with fake IDs to set up his gear, and on the morning of August 7, used a bow and arrow to shoot a line from one building to the other. A little after 7 a.m., with no fanfare, Petit stepped out on the wire a staggering 1,350 feet off the ground with no safety net. He crossed between the towers eight times, stopping to sit, lay down and dance on the wire. When it started to rain, he stopped and let the NYPD take him away.
Snake River Canyon Jump
Not all crazy stunts work out as planned. We touched a little on Evel Knievel earlier in this piece, but we wanted to tell you about the jump that would have been his crowning achievement -- if he had made it. In 1974, the daredevil announced that, with the aid of a custom-built, steam-powered rocketcycle, he would vault over the mile-wide Snake River Canyon. Unfortunately for Knievel, when he made the attempt on September 8, his parachute deployed too early, causing his speed to rapidly decrease. The nosecone of the rocketcycle hit the far rim and it, and Knievel, fell to the canyon floor 500 feet below. Remarkably, he wasn't injured, but he never tried a stunt like that again.
Skydiving Without A Parachute
We know what you're thinking: Isn't that called falling to your death? In 2012, Gary Connery shocked the world by being the first person to willingly jump from a helicopter and land uninjured without a parachute. How'd he do it? Well, he was wearing a wingsuit, which let him control his direction and momentum during the 2,400 foot fall. It also helped that a massive pile of over 18,000 cardboard boxes had been set up for him to land in. That said, Connery did reach a speed of over 75 miles an hour during his dive, which we don't think any number of cardboard boxes could really help with. Connery, a professional stuntman, had previously worked on the Harry Potter and Batman movies.
21-Story Building Slide
If you're a world-famous actor, it's likely that you don't do your own stunts. Sure, you might show up for a fight scene or something, but when the script calls for you to, say, slide down a 21-story glass building facade, you leave that to the experts. That is, unless you're Jackie Chan. For the filming of "Who Am I?" the Chinese acting legend tackled one of the most balls-out crazy things he's ever done. After his character drops an important floppy disk off the side of the building, he fearlessly leaps over the side and navigates the slanted surface all the way to the ground, with no safety harness. And Jackie isn't just sitting and sliding, either -- he's flipping, tumbling, and at one point even running down the face of the building like The Flash.
Steam Rocket Launch
We've got a need for speed, and acceleration is a big goal for stuntmen and daredevils. "Mad" Mike Hughes wants to pick up where Evel Knievel left off, and his steam-powered rocket flights are already in the record books. In January 2014, Hughes (who used to fix vehicles for NASCAR) blasted off inside his missile a record-setting 1,374 feet. The thing with rocket jumping as opposed to other stunt jumps is that there are no controls inside the thing. All you can do is pray that it keeps to the course and doesn't run into anything hard. After the success of that launch, Mad Mike has been trying to set up other stunts across notable bodies of water—he currently wants to vault the St. Lawrence River from New York to Canada.
Launching your body off of a high place is one of the most primitive of stunts, but skydiver Felix Baumgartner took it to a completely unprecedented level in 2012 when he bailed out of a helium balloon 24 miles above the Earth's surface. With live streaming cameras monitoring his every move, the diver saluted before stepping off into the void. Clad in a pressure suit, Baumgartner was in free fall for a terrifying four minutes and 19 seconds before he pulled the ripcord on his parachute. During that fall, he reached a maximum velocity of 834 mph, and barely pulled himself out of an uncontrolled spin that, if left unchecked, could have killed him. His descent went incredibly smoothly, all things considered, and Baumgartner landed on his feet in New Mexico without any damage.
Regardless of your age, chances are you still enjoy having a bowl of cereal either in the morning, for lunch, when you're bored and find eating is a good source of entertainment, or after committing a crime. But your favorite cereal (the one that really distracts you from the horrors of life) actually says a lot about who you are. Take a look below to finally learn what your favorite cereal says about you.
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People are the worst; that's pretty much a fact. And sometimes we find ourselves living next to them, forcing us to interact with them in some capacity which can lead to awful situations. While most of us are lucky to have decent neighbors, others are struggling trying to live in peace with their terrible neighbors.
Reddit asked folks who their worst neighbor has been and why. Check out some of the comments below:
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They say a picture is worth a thousand words, and the four pictures below tell you everything you need to know about cats. From a very young age, they are constantly plotting to hurt you and ruin everything you care about. Here's all the proof you need.
via Humor Train
While some of these archetypes are certainly more preferable to identify with than others, each of the guys mentioned are essential to every male group of friends. No one is more important than the other. Which do you and your buddies identify with? Take a look below.
1. The Dad
He's the guy who will probably serve most terms as the designated driver when the boys go out. He's also the guy who responsibly gets the completely shitfaced version of you into a cab before you puke all over yourself, or apologizes to the woman you accidentally groped on the dance floor. He might not be the most fun of the group, but his responsible attitude is a necessity in every group.
2. The Stifler
He's a total pain in the ass, but you know that whenever you go out with the guy, you'll have a killer story to tell the following day. Playing opposite "The Dad," the Stifler is arguably the most irresponsible of the group, but he's damn hilarious, fun in small doses, and is always up for a party -- even if he invites himself (which he usually does).
3. The Ladykiller
This is the guy who, even when he isn't trying, has all sorts of women flocking to him from all directions. He's a good-looking dude, sure, but there's something else about him that gets the women enamored and nobody's quite sure what that is. If we did, we'd all be getting laid.
However, as you'll find, his status as ladies' man sees him in various forms of trouble, whether it's a drink tossed his way in a public venue, or a scorned woman trying to belittle his bedroom performance.
4. The Violent Drunk
He's a good guy -- until he's had one drink too many. From then on, he's a total pain in the ass and tests your patience by calling out you and your buddies (or even strangers) to brawl over reasons you -- and probably even him -- aren't sure of. He'll apologize for all of this within the next week, of course, but apologies only go so far. Bringing him out is a gamble with questionable odds.
5. The Domesticated Dude
You don't see him much because he's always in a serious relationship. You ask him out, he says no, because he always says no. On the rare occasion you do get him out, he either goes too hard and passes out early, or is sent home in a cab puking. For these reasons, his girlfriend/wife doesn't want him going out with you "irresponsible" boys anymore, meaning you'll see him even less.
6. The Critic
The Critic believes his opinion is gold, that when he says something, he trumps all other opinions because that's the role he's established for himself. The Critic likes to go against the grain, meaning when everybody is in agreement on something, he's going to say the opposite to get a rise out of you, then go on some semi-educated rant as to why he's right and you're wrong. Not really giving a shit, you usually agree he's right to shut him up.
7. The Guy Who's Got His Shit Together
He's got the big house, the well-paying job and the hot wife. You don't know how he does it, but for him, life is a lottery, the spoils of which come to him in various forms. He's the guy who usually makes you feel like you aren't doing anything with your life, even though he does absolutely nothing to make you feel this way.
8. The Charity Case
He's fun to be around, but never has money. As such, you'll agree to pay his cover, a few drinks and maybe even a cab home. He will never buy the group a round of drinks because his finances are questionably nonexistent, making you question if he's actually broke, or just cheap. He's the financial version of a date, but without the sexual benefits.
9. The Joker
He's everybody's friend -- no drama, no nothing. He will spend his money on his boys irresponsibly and is the kind of guy you absolutely want to have by your side on a night out. The only downfall? "The Joker" could also justifiably be named "The Man Child," because he doesn't know when to call it quits with the shots, beers, all-you-can-eat-sushi, you name it, and usually needs to be taken care of by the end of the night.
10. The Guy Who Doesn't Quite Belong
Every guy group has the one dude who doesn't really belong. He could be awkward, have eccentric interests or is otherwise just different. He isn't the first guy you'd call to hang, but more the guy you turn to when everybody else has declined.
You probably have some of these friends, too: 11 Friends We All Have But Hate
Since "Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens" is the highest grossing movie ever, it really is no surprise that Disney is already cranking out another film this year.
And while "Rogue One: A Star Wars Story" doesn't come out until this December, a trailer has already been released that shows Felicity Jones doing her thing. And Forest Whitaker grumbling. Take a look at the epic trailer below:
This is a stand-alone story in the "Star Wars" Universe, and takes place before the events that occurred in "A New Hope."
So start obsessing over it now (and maybe get in line outside your local theater?) and finally see it when it's released December 16.
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Nobody likes to work, so take a little break and catch up on this week's most hilarious GIFs. Then you should probably get back to work. Or don't. What do we care? We're not the ones paying you to screw around on your computer.
I didn't know what to expect, and I was still wrong somehow.
Guessing they skipped the boring planning stages of this brilliant idea.
Nobody can resist the guitar part in "Bohemian Rhapsody." Nobody.
The good news is he was running late for his flight anyway.
You say "walking along, minding my own business" like you didn't have it coming.
That's a pretty decent Miley Cyrus impression, but...
...there can only be one top dog.
Not sure how they're related, but I'll take a twofer GIF any way I can get it.
Guess I won't be tasting the rainbow today after all.
I remember my first beer. The concussion -- not so much.
This is the best episode of "COPS" I've ever seen.
And that's how you slam the door on another solid week of funny GIFs.
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You may be completely shocked by this, but I don't know a whole lot about hip-hop music. But I do know a great beat when I hear one, and this dying car alarm is what you're going to start hearing when you and your friends find yourself at the club.
Thanks to YouTube user Fizz Zix, a car alarm he heard has now been turned into a great beat:
I can already see thousands of drunk girls attempting to twerk to this.
We've been there before: This Guy Captured The Struggle Of Trying To Catch The Beat
Well, who's the boob now, Instagram?
According to UPI, a London woman was temporarily banned from Instagram earlier this week after she posted a picture of an Easter Simnel cake that the social media giant thought was a "boob."
You be the judge:
Can't say that I've ever come across a breast with 11 miniature nipples in an outer ring that surrounds the main teat myself, but then again, I've been out of the game since I met my wife almost seven years ago.
Fiona Mosley said her mother Sue was kicked off of Instagram Sunday night after posting a picture of the cake because it contained "sexually suggestive content or nudity." Sue tried emailing Instagram to plead her case, but she was hit with a similar response.
Only after her daughter's post went viral did Instagram finally restore Sue's account and apologize in a statement to the BBC that read, "We made a mistake here and restored the account as soon as we learned about it. Our apologies go out to Sue Moseley for the trouble we caused her."
And that means we can all close the book on "Boobgate" and get on with our lives.
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If you're not lost in your music, your phone, or masturbating under your coat, chances are you are reading a book on the subway. And while we've all seen our share of odd choices for reading material on the subway, it's probably nothing compared to the books this guy brought on the train.
Comedian Scott Rogowsky wanted to see the reactions he would get if he brought and read books like "Ass Eating Made Simple" and "How To Score An Asian Girlfriend On The L Train" on board. Check out some of the reactions below:
"How to Hold a Fart In" seems like good reading.
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Some people see an 18-inch cassava and say, "Wow. I can use that to make a cake that will feed my family of four." Apparently other people -- like this 55-year-old Costa Rican man, for example -- see an 18-inch cassava and say, "Wow. I've got to shove that thing up my ass."
Well, according to Metro, surgeons at San Juan de Dios Hospital recently had the task of removing said cassava from the man's rectum after it became lodged when one of the two condoms he put on the "veggie dildo" broke off inside of him.
The man reached out to doctors because he feared that he would "rupture his intestines" if he tried to pull out the cassava without the help of lube that the condoms would have provided. They were able to successfully remove the vegetable and said the man has fully recovered from his mishap.
Hey, here's to hoping he goes with something safer like a carrot next time.
If you have a strong stomach, and don't easily faint, you can watch video of the surgery here. But as a heads up, it is EXTREMELY GRAPHIC. Like, wow. I'm not joking.
(Photo via YouTube)
This dude live-tweeted his dildo removal: Guy Live-Tweets Sex Toy Experience Gone Wrong From Hospital
The world of sports is filled with heroes and villains. And douchebags. What follows is a list of the douchebags. If you root for any of these people, there's a 100 percent chance your friends talk shit about you behind your back and you might want to reconsider your life choices.
Coach K(ranky pants) is held up as a bastion of all that is right with college athletics. He molds boys into young men and he does it the "right way." And that is total garbage. He's a sore loser who lectures opponents in the handshake line after a loss, yells and curses at teenagers and brushes off anyone in the media who doesn't hail him as a fearless leader. It's OK to hate Duke and it's definitely OK to hate Coach K.
This Michael Jordan wannabe came up one title short, four MVPs short and about a million fans short of His Airness. Along the way he proved incapable of showing a single genuine emotion except when he got caught cheating on his wife and immediately panicked, snitching on Shaq to the investigators. As a lifelong Kobe hater, I couldn't possibly have scripted a better final season for the Black Mamba. (That's another thing, who makes up his own nickname?)
Nobody drapes a wet blanket over an exciting moment in sports quite like Jim Nantz. His monotone whisper is the same while announcing a three-foot birdie putt or a Super Bowl touchdown. And let's not forget after decades in broadcasting, the best he could come up with as his catchphrase is, "Hello friends." I'm not your friend, Jim. And stop staring at me with that murderous grin. It's creeping me out.
When you run a sport full of millionaire rapists and wife beaters and somehow still come off as the biggest douche in the group, you might want to change how you go about your business.
Anyone who has ever played on the Yankees
Sign on with the team and you are forced to groom and dress a certain way. The most popular player on the team for the last 20 years finally retired about three years too late and is a slightly better hitter than Harold Baines, but gets treated like a combination of Barry Bonds and Babe Ruth. Even their former players are insufferable, with the likes of old-timer Goose Gossage going out of his way to lambast Jose Bautista's bat flipping, which may well have provided the most exciting moment from last year's playoffs.
Would it kill this man to be happy for five seconds? He's won every national title since the BCS was invented and he hasn't cracked a single smile. This sanctimonious shithead spends all of his time with the local media lecturing them about how he only cares about the next game, even though everything he wears is covered in corporate sponsors. And let's never forget how he wound up in Alabama in the first place: After a string of very public and continuous denials about leaving the Miami Dolphins, who he lead to a 15-17 record, he bolted with three years left on his contract the second the 'Bama gig was available.
He's trying to single-handedly destroy college basketball by assembling a new superteam of freshman every year to pump up their draft value -- and the young kids love him. The only problem: he commits so many rule violations that all of those wins he racks up are promptly erased from the record books the second he bolts for the next lucrative job offer, leaving everyone else at the school to clean up his mess.
The only thing worse than the charges against her that she assaulted her half-sister and her teenage nephew is that her primary public defense is not coming from her teammates (who hate her) but husband Jerramy Stevens, who himself has been convicted of assault and accused of rape. Real power couple there.
Let's say millions and millions of dollars were on the line and all you had to do to get some of those millions would be to stop getting caught drinking on Instagram. Do you think you could do that for a few months? Maybe not go out on a work night for a couple weeks? For millions of dollars? Yeah, Johnny Football can't seem to figure that out.
He's been hurt most of the year, but don't forget just how irritating this guy can be on a basketball court. Watching that loose ponytail flap in the wind as he runs up and down the court is just the start of things. The relentless, overzealous clapping, the chest thumping, the jersey popping, the screaming (so much screaming). Side note: I'm a Bulls fan, and I still feel this way. I can't even imagine what opposing fans think. (Although the photo above gives me a good idea.)
This baseball player-sized pile of neck fat gives catchers a bad name. He was officially voted "the most hated player in baseball" in a survey of his peers. He got 24 percent more votes than Alex Rodriguez. 24 percent. Alex Rodriguez. Nothing more needs to be said.
He looks like he shoots snot rockets in the parking lot as he walks his family into the neighborhood Chili's.
The coach of the Seahawks is like a morning person and the rest of us are like that person who hasn't had his coffee yet. Watching Carroll prance around the sideline clapping his hands after every play is like walking into the office on a Monday morning and finding that morning person sitting on your desk ready to tell you all about their weekend.
St. Louis Cardinals fans
For some reason, these jerk-offs parade themselves around as "The Best Fans In Baseball." Unfortunately a more accurate label would be "The Most Overweight And Overtly Racist And Homophobic On Twitter Fans In Baseball."
Who punches his own teammates? Not cool, bro.
You have got to be bleeping me.
Even the average baseball fan will tell you that listening to Hawk Harrelson call a baseball game is anything but dull. Whether it's cursing out an umpire for ejecting a pitcher early in a ballgame or yelling, "You can put it on the board...yes!" after a home run despite the fact that his beloved team is still down six runs in the ninth inning, you almost have to watch every White Sox game in its entirety just to see what he's going to say next.
Exhibit A for our argument? You guessed it: Harrelson calling Mark Canha's 376-foot home run a "can of corn" in last night's 2-1 loss in Oakland.
h/t Barstool Sports
It's not just Hawk Harrelson who says stupid shit sometimes: The Dumbest Things Ever Uttered By A Sportscaster
Well, damn, Mickey, tell us how you really feel.
Somehow TMZ was able to convince Oscar-nominated actor Mickey Rourke to play a game of catch, and even got him to answer some questions about Donald Trump. And boy, did he let loose.
Check out the video below to find out how Mickey feels about Donald and Donald's wife. And as a heads up, there's some strong language in the clip:
"I'll meet him in a hotel room any day of the week and give him a Louisville Slugger."
I wish Mickey wasn't so shy.
Louis has something to say, too: Louis C.K Absolutely And Brutally Destroyed Donald Trump In An Email To His Fans
"Mad Men" may be done and over with, but that doesn't mean January Jones is gone, as she gave us a nice reminder that she's sticking around by posing in her underwear.
Jones took it to Instagram to share a picture of herself in her underwear, next to a picture of a baby showing his backside. The tongue in cheek caption reads "Who wore it best?" Check out the picture below courtesy of her Instagram:
January seems to be looking for more followers based on her hashtag, but something tells me that won't be an issue now.
We're fans of this, too: January Jones Gives Us New Appreciation For '60s Lingerie
Some people are born to do great things, while others are born to just look good and have people tell them they are their country's Kim Kardashian. And one of those people is 21-year-old Anastasia Kvitko.
Anastasia is a Russian model who currently boasts over 2 and a half million followers on Instagram. And since that measures success nowadays, she's pretty successful. Anastasia is being called the Russian Kim Kardashian because of her curves.
Since you can't pronounce her name, take a look at some pictures of Anastasia thanks to her Instagram:
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Anyone familiar with the Reddit thread NoSleep probably doesn't get a lot themselves considering it's all about original ghost stories. And we're not talking about fictional stories either (although we're sure some people do make stuff up, so take the following with a grain of salt). One such post involves a freshman who has recently moved into Room 169 of his new dorm, which is apparently the oldest and spookiest on campus. To paint you a clearer picture, there is a mural outside his door of people getting lynched.
Long story short, upon moving in, creepy things started happening almost immediately, with the student describing the first incident as follows: "My first night there, I'm hanging out with my roommate Rob. He's playing some shit on his PC, I'm playing on my PS4, we both have our headphones in. Suddenly we hear some slight knocking. I get up, open the door, nobody is outside, I immediately forget this happen." But it didn't stop there, and even got worse and more frequent. After realizing the strange knocking was actually coming from inside the room (namely, his closet), he decided it was time to start documenting:
As you can see, this is hardly a problem that could simply be ignored. Not knowing where to turn, he began inquiring around campus about his room specifically, until he found an answer via an upperclassman that made things even more unnerving -- a student had committed suicide in the very same room the year before. Time to get the camera rolling again:
Whether you believe in ghosts or not, the videos posted don't appear to be fabricated (at least in any glaringly obvious ways). So what do you think? Do we have a good old-fashioned haunting on our hands? Or is this yet another viral hoax to get us all to pee our pants for no reason? I mean, that whole ukulele thing at the end did seem a bit tacky, didn't it?
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Constant, pointless, self-aggrandizing posts from Facebook friends (or Facebook acquaintances mostly) can drive you nuts. We get it. But apparently, not as much as Just Another Production Productions. Their version of a world where the social media dumping ground becomes a day-to-day reality is even more irksome than we could have possibly imagined. We should definitely do something about it now while we have the chance, but since that will likely come in the form of an annoying Facebook post, too, let's just watch the hilarious video below and call it a day.
The future is doomed.
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Friday is here, which means you are only a few short hours away from completely ignoring all of your responsibilities for a full two days. Let today's funny photos help guide you away from the real world and into that blissful state known as weekend living. Catch you on the other side.