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Some Dude Got Caught Cheating On Three Different Girls On Twitter

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Everyone likes to bond over hating the same things, and in this case three girls bonded when they realized they hated the same person. Man, those are moments to hold on to. It all started when Britt Leigh Cass shared a "Transformation Tuesday" post.

Some Dude Got Caught Cheating On Three Different Girls On Twitter
And from there, a girl named Molly realized she had something in common with Britt.

Some Dude Got Caught Cheating On Three Different Girls On Twitter
And another girl realized she had something in common with Britt and Molly.

Some Dude Got Caught Cheating On Three Different Girls On Twitter
These are how friendships are born.

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And sometimes it happens on Facebook: English Guy Caught Cheating After Facebook Post Goes Viral

 

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13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original

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Movie sequels are always difficult because a lot of the time a larger story wasn't planned and the studio wants it quickly, so you end up with a forced, sloppy story that was only made to generate some easy money on an already established good name. Horror movies are synonymous with beating a dead horse, so here are 13 sequels of great horror movies that were so bad they nearly tarnished the original.

1. "The Ring 2" (2005)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
"The Ring" is one of those rare remakes that's as good as, if not better, than the original, so a sequel came as no surprise. What was surprising is how absolutely terrible it turned out to be, even with Ringu director Hideo Nakata running the show. Samara, who we only got brief glimpses of in the original, just seems to be hanging out and walking around in this one. It feels as though no one watched "The Ring" and had someone tell them it and made a sequel from what they overheard.

2. "Blair Witch 2: Book of Shadows" (2000)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
"Blair Witch 2" should be a required viewing for all filmmakers to know exactly how not to make a sequel. Granted, it was probably very difficult to come up with a continuation of the first "Blair Witch," but just about anything would have been better than this mess. The characters are laughable and the reveal of what's really going on at the end will leave you absolutely furious that you wasted your time on it.

3. "Jaws: The Revenge" (1987)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
It seems like making a sequel to "Jaws" would be simple. You bring in a bigger shark to a new location where someone from the original has moved to get away from their past. Instead "Jaws: The Revenge" plays out like one of those terrible romance novels in your grandma's attic. There's barely any scenes that feature the shark and most of the time we're stuck watching Martin Brody's widow trying to find love. It's downright bizarre.

4. "Halloween 3: Season of the Witch" (1982)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
Speaking of bizarre choices for sequels, "Halloween 3" may go down in history as the most mind-blowingly bad sequel concept of all time. The studio decided Michael Myers wasn't really necessary for a Halloween movie, so why not make a totally different movie about an evil company that makes deadly children's masks? Shockingly enough, this was not a good idea and the franchise immediately went back to Michael Myers.

5. "I Still Know What You Did Last Summer" (1998)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
First of all, that title is ridiculous. It was at least two summers ago at this point. The original took some liberties in relying on you to suspend your disbelief, but this one just went nuts with it. The killer makes a fake radio contest to get Jennifer Love Hewitt and company down to a secluded tropical island during rainy season so he could kill them. How on earth is this practical in any way? On top of that we also get Rastafarian Jack Black, for some awful reason. The other original cast should be thankful they were killed off to avoid this monstrosity.

6. "A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge" (1985)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
You know how the original Freddy lurks in the shadows of your dreams and uses subtlety to horrify teenagers? Well not this time around! Freddy is jumping around at pool parties slashing away like an unruly guest. Plus the whole story turns into a tale of a guy struggling to figure out his sexuality more than battling against Freddy Krueger.

7. "Saw 2-6" (2005-2009)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
The original "Saw" was a dark and gritty crime thriller. The sequels just had vague pseudo-plots built around a bunch of random torture devices. By the time the final sequel came around the murders didn't even relate to the story anymore and the crimes certainly didn't fit the punishment. One girl got cut in half because she was seeing two different guys. It might be time to settle down just a bit.

8. "The Birds 2: Land's End" (1994)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
If you're a fan of the Hitchcock classic, don't tarnish it for yourself by watching this insanely unnecessary and poorly made sequel. It seems as though they didn't have the budget or special effects to bring in swarms of birds, so you might see around a dozen or so in any given scene. Maybe the strangest part of all is that Tippi Hedren, from the original film, makes a return, but as a totally different character. I would love to hear their logic on that casting decision.

9. "Blade: Trinity" (2004)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
Instead of another round of Blade fighting super-powered vampires, we get Jessica Biel, blind Patton Oswalt and the most obnoxious Ryan Reynolds character you could possibly imagine fighting against Parker Posey and professional wrestler Triple H. It's seriously like a Mad Lib of characters and plot points. Oh, and on top of all that, Blade is barely in the movie at all. What more could you ask for from a...Blade movie?

10. "Texas Chainsaw 3D" (2013)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
There have been quite a few subpar "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" remakes and sequels, but none come close to the terribleness of this train wreck. First of all, it's in 3-D, which is never a good start. But by the time it's over, the girl who has been chased and hunted the entire film and watched all her friends die, is now working with Leatherface to fight some dirty cops. When she yells, "Do you thing, cuz." and tosses him his chainsaw, you'll feel yourself actually die a little inside.

11. "Jason Goes to Hell" (1993)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
It got bad with "Jason Takes Manhattan," but at least Jason was actually in that movie. In this one it's mainly just his spirit jumping from one body to the next, because no one watches a "Friday the 13th" movie to see Jason; they just want to see random characters walking around in a creepy way after some blurry special effects have smacked into their stomach. At least we got "Jason X" after it.

12. "Jeepers Creepers 2" (2003)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
The first "Jeepers Creepers" movie certainly wasn't great, but the sequel was so bad it had to be included on the list. Jeepers Creepers goes from a mysterious figure stealing body parts to what appears to be a perverted goblin that wants to have sex with a bunch of teenage boys trapped in a school bus. Go watch it again and tell me he's not the most unintentional horny movie monster you've ever seen.

13. "Halloween Resurrection" (2002)
13 Horror Sequels So Bad They Nearly Ruined The Original
That's right, Halloween gets TWO entries on the list and rightfully so. "Halloween H20," while it had its flaws, was a very satisfying ending to the Michael Myers story. But no, they just couldn't leave it alone and kept it going with an absolutely ridiculous explanation of how Michael survived his sister beheading him and then KILLED HER OFF! What!? To make matters even worse, he goes from that to bare knuckle boxing with Busta Rhymes. Say what you will about the other bad sequels, but none of them slapped their fans in the face harder than this one.

And you might have a tough time watching these, too: 12 Of The Most Brutal, Violent Movies You Might Not Even Be Able To Finish

 

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Lindsey Pelas Is A Huge Fan Of Bouncing In New Video On Instagram

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When Lindsey Pelas isn't sharing hot Snapchat stories, she's sharing videos of herself on Instagram dancing around, and showing everyone why slow motion is a very important achievement in modern technology.

Take a look at the video Pelas shared on her Instagram. And hey, she even added the song "Angel" to accompany it; one of only two Shaggy songs anyone knows of.

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Shaggy would be proud. Although, I believe he's still alive.

And this is how golf is pretty OK sometimes: Lindsey Pelas Jumps And Shakes Her Butt To Celebrate Sinking A Putt

 

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What Social Media App Is Right For You?

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Social media. Is there anything it can't do? You can now share every detail of your life with the world all from your phone, from deep thoughts to pics to dick pics. As a public service, we put together a handy guide that will help you decide on exactly which social media app you should spend all of your time on instead of interacting with friends or loved ones in person.

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Instagram is for you if... You're attractive enough to have over a million followers so that you can get a sponsorship deal with a protein bar company that is so all-inclusive that eventually everything from your workout photos to your engagement photos will have that protein bar in them. (And/or you're a Kardashian sister.)

Twitter is for you if... You desperately need all of the most important information about your favorite celebrities like what they're eating for breakfast or when they're going to the gym or the latest merchandise to buy from them that you definitely can't afford.


Facebook is for you if... You're 80 years old.


Snapchat is for you if... You're a super perv and a dickhead who has screenshotted every nude you've ever been sent for when you break up with that girl and then post all of her personal photos on the internet for everyone to see, you sick son of a bitch.


Tumblr is for you if... You're a 13-year-old girl who only expresses her strong opinions on everything from feminism to #BlackLivesMatter to Donald Trump via Beyonce GIF sets.


Pinterest is for you if... You are looking for either the perfect twice-baked potatoes recipe or the most versatile new capri pants of the summer.


YouTube is for you if... You've been a paying member of an improv troupe for the last eight years of your life but you're still waiting for your big break.


Reddit is for you if... You take all of your "original" content from Tumblr, post it to Imgur and then get mad at other people for taking that content from Imgur and posting it on their own social pages.


LinkedIn is for you if... You've been out of work for three months and your landlord's drop-bys about the rent are becoming increasingly more tense.


Vine is for you if... you are a teenager with the attention span of a lab rat addicted to cocaine who can't comprehend that every Vine is just a corporate advertisement even though your top 10 most viewed Vines of all-time all include #ad in the caption.


Google+ is for you if... you died suddenly and no one in your family remembered to deactivate your account.

 

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The Funniest GIFs Of The Week

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They say good things come in twos, yet bad things come in threes. How is that fair? Well, don't worry, while I'm not out to change the world, what I can do is give you pairs of laughs as you scroll your way through another sidesplitting round of the funniest GIFs of the week.

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Fool you once, shame on you...


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Fool you twice...yeah, now we're just being dicks.


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Keep this up and you'll be seeing double.


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Ahh! No time for a clever pun! Kill it! KILL IT!


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What's better than a prank gone right?


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Apparently, a prank gone wrong. Who knew?


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Eh, that's funny and all, but it's not without its charms.


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Now we're talking!


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Let's see what happens when we try fighting fire with fire.


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I never thought I'd say this, but just take off your pants, dudes.


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One if by horse...


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...two if by cow.

Had enough twofers for one day? Check out 12 independently funny jokes from last week's hilarious GIFs.

 

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11 Yearbook Quotes That Will Cement These Students' Legacy

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After four years of high school, rumors that you slept with various people is probably not the only thing you want to leave behind -- you want to leave behind a great yearbook quote, too. A good yearbook quote can go down in history and be etched into your yearbook that you will keep in your bottom drawer and only pull out when you get drunk and want to show your date how cool you used to be.

Check out 11 great yearbook quotes that won't be forgotten anytime soon.

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK

More Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Might Be OK
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These kids understand the importance of a good quote: 17 Yearbook Quotes That Prove Our Future Isn't Totally Screwed

 

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Rihanna Shows Off Her Figure In Impromptu Bikini Photoshoot On Instagram

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Rihanna is a fan of showing off her ass; whether it's at the Barbados' Crop Over Festival or just for a French magazine. Either way, Rihanna has no problem showing off her goods. And she did it once again, this time with her friend Melisa Forde, who shot some pictures of Rihanna in a very hot bikini.

Take a look at this photoshoot thanks to Forde's Instagram:

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And hey, Rihanna even found herself poolside showing off another bikini:

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And here she is going topless for us: Rihanna Goes Topless In Cover Art For New Single

 

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Kim Kardashian Shares Her Bare Buns On Instagram

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Sure, Kim Kardashian isn't going to win any spelling bees anytime soon, but she would win some sort of contest involving asses and Instagram (no word on if that's a thing). Kim took to her favorite social media outlet, Instagram, to show off her bare ass, all while promoting some "secret project."

Take a look at the picture below thanks to her Instagram:

#secretproject ✨coming soon @mertalas @macpiggott #mertandmarcus

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Maybe her secret project is a sequel to her selfie book that was so difficult to write? But don't get excited about seeing another one of those classics soon, because the secret project is just a nude photo shoot with Mert & Marcus. See the preview they posted on their Instagram:

GUESS WHO 😈 #secretproject 😈 coming soon ' #mertandmarcus

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You can also catch her naked on Twitter: Kim Kardashian Goes Completely Nude On Twitter

 

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Video: Woman Is 'Possessed' In A Supermarket In China

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Now maybe I behave similarly to this woman when I realize I've brought the wrong coupon, but man, I don't know if I've ever acted as "possessed" as she does in the video below.

The video, posted by YouTube user wooooow, shows a woman shopping in a supermarket in China. She goes from casually shopping to violently shaking and screaming after picking up an item that mysteriously fell from the shelf. Check out the super creepy video below.


Don't worry, folks. Hollywood is making this into a movie now.

And what the hell is going on here? Super Creepy Ghost Footage Captured In Honduras Hospital

 

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Romantic Bath Time Turns Into Pandemonium When Naked Woman's Hair Catches Fire

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We've all been there.

You're still in that "first three months" phase of your relationship when you're still making an effort to show your girl that you're a romantic guy who sets the mood with candles, rose petals, a few bottles of champagne and -- of course -- M&Ms around a bubble bath that's just waiting for your two naked bodies to get in so you can become one.

You've loaded up Spotify or your iPhone with your "sex mix" of tunes, and one of them jams in the background while you add a little more hot water to get that temperature just right. You're relaxed. She's relaxed. So much so that she totally forgets about the candles that are behind her as she leans her head back.

And then this happens:


Having this young lady dunk her head in the water was probably the end result this guy was looking for, but you have to think that he was hoping that the sexy music and rose petals would have done the trick instead of her hair catching fire.

h/t Daily Mail

Romantic penis time is over in this relationship: Woman Sets Cheating Boyfriend's Penis On Fire Because Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

 

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This Amazingly Hot Woman Is Also Amazingly Accurate With A Football

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There are easily at least a dozen NFL teams who would have an instant upgrade at the quarterback position by bringing this young lady on board. I mean, you put her in the snow, the sand, a backyard or even being hounded by a dog, it doesn't seem to phase this young lady. All you have to do is give her a target, and she's going to hit it.


So to be clear, we're talking about you, Cleveland. You've had 24 different starting quarterbacks since 1999. It's not like giving one more a chance to chuck the pigskin around is going to hurt. Plus, people would probably hang your team calendar with pride for once if she's in it.

h/t Barstool Sports

Look how much fun they're having playing lingerie football these days:Listen To This Lingerie Football Coach Absolutely Berate One Of His Players (NSFW Language)

 

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Wisconsin Man Arrested For Sexual Assault Cries Like A Baby In His Mugshot

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The moment you realize you just dicked yourself for life can be a priceless one.

According to the Sheboygan Press, a 19-year-old Grafton man was charged with first degree sexual assault as well as carrying a concealed weapon after he allegedly threatened to cut a woman with a knife if she didn't have sex with him at a Plymouth house party last weekend.

Police responded to a call on the night of May 28 from a Plymouth man who said Anthony J. Zingale had threatened to sexually assault his wife at a house party. When they arrived at the house, Zingale immediately put his hands behind his back to be arrested, saying that he was aware he was drunk and underage but that his mom was at the party with him.

The victim told police she was using the bathroom when Zingale walked in "fully exposed from the waist down" and held a knife against her neck. He then said he would cut her if she didn't have sex with him. The woman said she was able to get Zingale to pull the knife away and leave the bathroom only after she told them they should go to the bedroom instead of doing it in the crapper. Once he was out of the bathroom, she screamed, and other partygoers came to her aid.

Zingale had a different version of what happened, telling officers he had to go to the bathroom "badly," so he dropped his drawers. He added that it was the woman and not him who grabbed at the knife he had brought into the restroom.

His mugshot should tell which story deputies from the Sheboygan County Sheriff's Department believed:

Anthony Zingale cries during mugshot
For everybody's sake, it was a good thing Zingale was arrested by deputies working for Sheboygan County instead of the crew working to the north in Manitowoc County, as odds are they would have planted evidence to pin somebody else for Zingale's actions.

This guy was sad after Taco Bell wouldn't sell him a burrito: Florida Man Arrested At Taco Bell Drive-Thru Gives Us The Saddest Mugshot Ever

 

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Amy Schumer Wears Nothing But A Bra To Support Gun Control

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Hey, that's one way to get more people talking about gun control.

Amy Schumer is no stranger to posting naked pictures of herself on social media, and this time around the 35-year-old comedian decided to lose her clothes in support of gun control. Wearing nothing but an orange bra, Schumer captions the photo, "Today please #wearorange for gun safety! #everytown."

Check out the photo below, via her Instagram:

Today please #wearorange for gun safety! #everytown

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And this is "Star Wars" when Amy gets her hands on it:Amy Schumer Makes Star Wars Hot In Her New GQ Shoot Photoshoot

 

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Girl Learns Valuable Lesson About Pepperoncini Peppers

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If you spend a few minutes on YouTube today, you will quickly realize that there are a lot of strange and pointless videos out there. This video started off as one of them until it completely took a turn for the worse (but more hilarious).

It starts off with a girl eating some pepperoncini peppers. But her nightmare arrives when some of that hot juice shoots into her eye. Watch her reaction below:


Huge shout-out to the mom who cares more about her couch than her daughter's eye.

Here's another dumb kid: This Kid Just Found Out Why You Do Not Swallow A Ghost Pepper

 

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Big Dogs Scared Of Tiny Animals (But Mostly Cats)

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It's a commonly held belief that you "don't mess with the big dog." Such a bold statement doesn't really apply to the following literal dogs, though, who tower over their tiny animal opponents but still manage to be petrified of them. Sure, most of said adversaries are a-hole cats, but that fact still won't make things any less embarrassing for the canine community going forward.

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Well, you don't want the house to burn down.


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I got 50 bucks on the scrappy little guy.


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Sometimes you gotta be the bigger dog and run away like a huge wuss.


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The cat's out of the bag, and it's terrifying.


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More like the tortoise and the need to grow a pair.


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(slaps dog's butt) "Good game."


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How's he supposed to sleep after that?


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*boop*


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You're buggin' me!


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OK, now that's just unfair.


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Will no one stand up to the little guy?


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You know what, we'll take it.

Just when you thought they were making progress: Here's A Dog That Is Scared Of Everything

 

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Funny photos and Friday: it doesn't get better than this. Seriously. It's all downhill from here. So you better savor it now. Tomorrow you will be hung over. Sunday will be even worse. And then Sunday night rolls around and you have Monday staring you in the face. Shit, now I'm depressed. Sorry, let's all cheer up with the last batch of funny photos this week. Catch ya on the flip side.

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The Most Awkward 'Happy Anniversary' Wish On Facebook Ever

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Facebook is useful in case you need a birthday reminder of a person you never talk to, and sometimes it's good for letting everyone know just how important a specific person is to you. So the guy below thought it would be a nice gesture to share with everyone that he was wishing a happy anniversary to his wife -- adding some lovely words, too.

The only problem is that his wife didn't exactly give him the reaction he was hoping for. Check out the reaction below thanks to Reddit:

The Most Awkward Happy Anniversary Wishes On Facebook Ever
Well, it's the thought that counts.

Or he could have gone with this: This Girl Really, Really Enjoyed Her Boyfriend's Awkward Gag Gift

 

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