Maybe this will inspire you: 15 Crazy BBQ Photos To Get You In The Grilling Mood
my review of the sun:
— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) May 25, 2016
one star
The main difference between the game of thrones books and TV show is that it was waaaaay easier to ignore the books.
— TheRollman (@Rollmaninoz) May 24, 2016
I've reached the final level. pic.twitter.com/xyQIkylqPJ
— O(tires) (@ohlol) May 24, 2016
[wife going through my phone]
— Daddy Momax (@rockymomax) May 27, 2016
ME: no stop!
HER: omg
ME: *hangs head*
HER: where in the world did you find nude pictures of Carmen San Diego
My erotic Home Improvement fan fiction is "coming" along nicely: pic.twitter.com/eVnmDq3I84
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 25, 2016
me (drunk in a laundromat): which one of these portals leads me to narnia
— forsooth, it's keith (@ghostkrogh) May 27, 2016
life arrived extremely quickly pic.twitter.com/3vuEbu0pbU
— shrillary tintin (@theshrillest) May 27, 2016
DID U KNO: it takes 3564 muscles to be torn apart by sharks but only 24 muscles to smile
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 23, 2016
👀👀☔️ #WhiteBoySuccesspic.twitter.com/ebVYXK6pwv
— White Bball Pains (@WhiteBballPains) May 26, 2016
[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night
— Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) March 11, 2016
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened
Jerry just tryna watch Russ work and his life crumbles to pieces on the TL pic.twitter.com/YH3jyyvgeC
— Tweetgood Mac (@SnottieDrippen) May 25, 2016
To everyone who has had sex with me and thought it was bad: did you ever consider that maybe I was kidding??
— Chris Thayer (@ChrisThayerSays) May 26, 2016
a naked girl can get a thousand retweets, but how many can our troops get? pic.twitter.com/MNoWJCwtoO
— alli (@vvexedd) May 29, 2016
NO BEANS ALLOWED AND HAMMERS COST $500 IF YOU NEED ONE
— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) January 24, 2015
--courtesy of Canada pic.twitter.com/fyOejeUj2f
[skipping stones on lake]
— g-wix (@trojansauce) November 24, 2015
DATE: it's such a beautiful evening
ME: *whispering* take that you fucking lake
I didn't catch the details but apparently Trump's economic plan is to gladly pay us Tuesday for a hamburger today??? pic.twitter.com/ej39Xf3jaG
— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) May 23, 2016
Interviewer: And what would you say is your greatest strength?
— ghost mom (@radtoria) April 21, 2016
Me: Yes
Interviewer: What?
Me: Sorry, I thought you asked if I was listening
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) May 21, 2016
I'm looking for a very tall gf to reach the cookies, or a very small gf I can lift up to get the cookies.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) November 11, 2015
apparently last night I drank too much and came up with a list of really average superpowers pic.twitter.com/Wb4BcAvh5J
— dan (@oxygenplug) May 23, 2016
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Juncker paper shows EU is planning to make all British people look like Hitler in passport photos. pic.twitter.com/KoCuwAcqjB
— Ern Malley (@trewloy) June 2, 2016
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Q: Why does Steph Curry's wife come to every game?
— T.J. Beisner (@Beisner_cn2) June 6, 2016
A: pic.twitter.com/0SiRWiJhMt
@Beisner_cn2 when you're up by 30 points in the nba finals and she give u that look
— Austin (@austinlessl) June 6, 2016
Stop Game 2 immediately and let this chick play Ayesha 1-on-1 pic.twitter.com/NfBT9M7mfJ
— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) June 6, 2016
@Beisner_cn2 trying to get pregnant through eye to eye contact.
— Change The Game (@goalsetter21) June 6, 2016
@Beisner_cn2pic.twitter.com/HBEloEaWIM
— Todd (@bitterRedsfan) June 6, 2016
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