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Summer is here and everyone wants to do some outside grilling. The only problem is that not everyone is skilled when it comes to the "art" of grilling. Take, for example, this poor girl who attempted to grill some burgers for the first time using a charcoal grill. What started as a hopeful attempt ended in total misery. Check out the Snapchat story below that was shared by the girl's friend on imgur.
Maybe this will inspire you: 15 Crazy BBQ Photos To Get You In The Grilling Mood
Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.
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my review of the sun:— Timmy™ (@TheTimmyToes) May 25, 2016
The main difference between the game of thrones books and TV show is that it was waaaaay easier to ignore the books.— TheRollman (@Rollmaninoz) May 24, 2016
I've reached the final level. pic.twitter.com/xyQIkylqPJ— O(tires) (@ohlol) May 24, 2016
[wife going through my phone]— Daddy Momax (@rockymomax) May 27, 2016
ME: no stop!
ME: *hangs head*
HER: where in the world did you find nude pictures of Carmen San Diego
My erotic Home Improvement fan fiction is "coming" along nicely: pic.twitter.com/eVnmDq3I84— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) May 25, 2016
me (drunk in a laundromat): which one of these portals leads me to narnia— forsooth, it's keith (@ghostkrogh) May 27, 2016
life arrived extremely quickly pic.twitter.com/3vuEbu0pbU— shrillary tintin (@theshrillest) May 27, 2016
DID U KNO: it takes 3564 muscles to be torn apart by sharks but only 24 muscles to smile— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 23, 2016
[wakes up with a hangover] uhh what happened last night— Rad Kyle (@KyleMcDowell86) March 11, 2016
[Carrot Top in bed beside me] Good morning
[Me] Carrot Top my love, what happened
Jerry just tryna watch Russ work and his life crumbles to pieces on the TL pic.twitter.com/YH3jyyvgeC— Tweetgood Mac (@SnottieDrippen) May 25, 2016
To everyone who has had sex with me and thought it was bad: did you ever consider that maybe I was kidding??— Chris Thayer (@ChrisThayerSays) May 26, 2016
a naked girl can get a thousand retweets, but how many can our troops get? pic.twitter.com/MNoWJCwtoO— alli (@vvexedd) May 29, 2016
NO BEANS ALLOWED AND HAMMERS COST $500 IF YOU NEED ONE— Her Tall Boots (@fuzzlime) January 24, 2015
--courtesy of Canada pic.twitter.com/fyOejeUj2f
[skipping stones on lake]— g-wix (@trojansauce) November 24, 2015
DATE: it's such a beautiful evening
ME: *whispering* take that you fucking lake
I didn't catch the details but apparently Trump's economic plan is to gladly pay us Tuesday for a hamburger today??? pic.twitter.com/ej39Xf3jaG— Big Sexy Jeb! Lund (@Mobute) May 23, 2016
Interviewer: And what would you say is your greatest strength?— ghost mom (@radtoria) April 21, 2016
Me: Sorry, I thought you asked if I was listening
I'm looking for a very tall gf to reach the cookies, or a very small gf I can lift up to get the cookies.— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) November 11, 2015
apparently last night I drank too much and came up with a list of really average superpowers pic.twitter.com/Wb4BcAvh5J— dan (@oxygenplug) May 23, 2016
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If you're tired of having to worry what your friends will do if they drink too much, now you can replace them and just drink with your dog instead because animals are better than humans. And since you don't want to drink alone, a U.K. company has now created a beer specifically for dogs.
Woof and Brew has created a beer that you can pour right into a dog bowl and hand over to your dog. The "beer" has no alcohol, hops or carbonation, but it's meant to look just like beer. It's also safe for your dog, and, according to The Atlantic, "contains barley malt, dandelion, flax, and chicken flavoring."
"The point is not to mimic the flavor, though, but to foster social bonding and ritual," Steve Bennett, managing director of Woof and Brew, explains. "So that human can share a beer of their own and a beer for their dog as well."
Woof and Brew has been experimenting with dog treats for a while now, as they also have teas and tonics for dogs. But something tells me that one sip of beer is all it's going to take for it to become your dog's favorite treat.
Get your dog these, too: The Most Ridiculous Products For Dogs
Weathermen and women know that they are competing with your phone that gives you instant weather updates, so sometimes they have to shake things up and make it interesting. And one New Zealand weatherman couldn't help but point out that a cloud looked a lot like a penis.
"When you take a step back is there anything else you see in this picture?" weatherman Sam Wallace says, instantly cracking his coworkers up. Take a look at the video below:
No matter how old we get, penis-shaped things will always be funny.
Maybe we should watch the news more: Sexy News Bloopers Might Encourage You To Actually Watch The News
Silent or Loudspeaker?
Cut It Straight or Diagonal?
Under or Over? (over obviously)
That Pizza of Yours With Crust or Crustless?
Bottle Up or Down?
Analog or Digital? (people still wear watches?)
Douche-Front or Douche-Back?
Do You Organize Your Apps or Let Them Run Wild?
Need One Alarm Or Need A Few To Wake Your Lazy Ass Up?
Screen OK As Is or You're Wanting That Full Screen?
Still or Sparkling Water?
And maybe you're one of these people: 15 People Everyone In The World Definitely Hates
There are tons of reasons not to vote for Donald Trump, but if you're still considering it then there are some women who might be able to change your mind. And all it takes are some nudes.
A group that calls itself Tramps Against Trump is promising nude pictures for you if you vote for anyone else besides Trump -- literally anyone or anything else. You can vote for a potted plant and you would be better off.
"In the past we had Rock the Vote and other ways to get the vote out, but what do young people like now? They like naked people on the internet," founder of the group Jessica Rabbit (ha) tells Motherboard. "So, we're using naked people on the internet to make a change and get people excited about something."
Getting nudes and decreasing the chance of Trump shitting on this country sounds like a win-win to me.
While the Tramps Against Trump's Instagram has been shut down for obvious nude reasons, you can still check out their NSFW Tumblr and website. Happy voting.
And these gals really, really want you to support Hillary Clinton: Moonlite Bunny Ranch Hookers Offering Free Sex In Exchange For Donations To Hillary Clinton
So there was the gal who spent years crushing her ribs to look like Jessica Rabbit, and now it seems that there's a Swedish model who is doing everything in her power to look more and more cartoonish and less and less human.
Pixee Fox is a 26-year-old model who has spent about $125,000 on cosmetic surgery, including the removal of four ribs to have more of an hourglass figure, as well as having a procedure on her eyes to look more like a cartoon. And how much was that eye surgery? $6,000.
"This is something I have wanted since I was really young. I really wanted to have a different eye-color," Fox says. "I first heard about this surgery three years ago and as soon as I heard about it I knew I had to have it. The color I've gone for is sea green. It's really extreme and something that you couldn't have naturally."
Basically, Fox paid to have two implants inserted into her eyes. Fox is aiming to look like Jessica Rabbit and Aurora from "Sleeping Beauty." And I'm aiming not to put my contacts in inside out and have my entire world collapse on me.
Here are a few more photos of Fox thanks to her Facebook:
h/t The LAD Bible
And she's spending even more: Model Spends $200K To Look Like Jessica Rabbit
We all know that not being able to find her pants leads Nina Agdal to post naked pictures, but now we also know that Agdal likes to dance while she's lying out under the sun.
The 24-year-old Danish model shared a video on her Instagram of herself getting down in a bikini to Drake's "One Dance." And man, this is one dance that we really enjoy watching:
Have a great weekend, everyone!
Here's more on Nina: Nina Agdal Makes Everything Okay With Her Latest Beach Bunny Clip
Kylie Jenner has many talents: she can take selfies, um...she can use Snapchat...and she can magically keep her boobs in her jumpsuit. These are talents that have made her richer than you or me, and Kylie made sure to show off these talents when she shared hot snaps for us to enjoy.
While getting ready for a night out with some of her best gal pals, Kylie decided to take some snaps, and judging by the looks of them her jumpsuit was struggling to keep her boobs in. Take a look at what I mean:
And here's a closer look at what we think is supposed to be an article of clothing.
And if you're interested, here's the backside of this thing.
Keep doing important things, Kylie.
And here are more talents: It Was All About Asses On Kylie Jenner's Instagram Page This Memorial Day Weekend
Although Rob Schneider did appear in the international box office smash hit "The Stapler," he has been statistically the worst-reviewed actor ever. It's as if Schneider has claimed a monopoly on C-movie comedy disasters. An amazing 69 percent of his films have been reviewed negatively. However, it's impressive that Schneider has remained so consistent with movies that could very well be anthrax for film critics, including "The Hot Chick," "The Animal," and of course, "Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo."
"Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo" review example: "Like a real gigolo, it screws you and takes your money."
Tara Reid has been nominated for two Razzie Awards and won the coveted Stinker Award for Worst Actress in "Alone in the Dark." The film was directed by Uwe Boll, another member of the film community who apparently likes to troll hoity-toity armchair internet critics like me with utter failures. Reid just finished wrapping the fourth installment in the "Sharknado" franchise, "The 4th Awakens." It's evident that she cares no more, and has embraced her status as guaranteed box office poison, which is admirable in a sense.
"Alone in the Dark" review example: "When the giant, intelligent bees of the future sift through the ashes of our civilization, they will find 'Alone in the Dark,' and they will understand. It's so bad, it's postmodern."
Every time you watch a melodramatic, over-the-top douche-noir Tyler Perry movie, you expect Madea to leap out of the woodwork and scream, "Oh my lort!" It ruins the whole experience; not that the experience wasn't already ruined to begin with. Even though "A Madea Christmas," "Temptation," "The Single Moms Club," "Alex Cross" and "Diary of a Mad Black Woman" have all received less than 20 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, Perry has a $400 million net worth. It boggles the mind, but it makes sense when you factor in that he writes, directs and produces his own movies.
"Temptation" review example: "Perry's movies have become so thematically grandiose, visually incoherent, and self-defensively bourgeois that the only way to receive them lately is as a cynic."
The pony-tailed karate guru and special consultant to Louisiana law enforcement seems to be suffering from some sort of age dysphoria. This year alone, he's starred in eight action films with hack-action titles such as "The Asian Connection" and "The Perfect Weapon," all of which will surely be either ignored by critics or shat upon by them. Although his recent films feature hilarious movie posters of a 64-year-old with explosions and tanks in the background, I would urge him to return to Jefferson Parish and film more "Lawman" because it tickles my funny bone in the best of ways.
"Born to Raise Hell" review example: "If you've seen any of Seagal's previous 800 martial-arts films, you've seen this one."
Hollywood had high hopes for this ginger diva after she starred in "Mean Girls" and "Freaky Friday." But since her DUI and subsequent visits to rehab and Charlie Sheen's house, Lindsay Lohan has been in a rash of small-time B-movies and cringe-inducing comedies including "InAPPropriate Comedy." It's like she's relishing in the downward spiral. Common sense would dictate that bigwig producers now consider Lohan's freckled face smallpox for the silver screen.
"Scary Movie 5" review example: "A film composed almost entirely of jokes that were much funnier when you read them on Twitter years ago."
As Taylor Lautner fans slowly inch toward puberty, Lautner himself inches toward losing his fan base. The future looks bleak for this typecast werewolf. It doesn't look bright for Robert Pattison either, but at least he's embarrassed by "Twilight." In all likelihood, Lautner will suffer the same fate as fellow momentary heartthrob and baby-faced brunette Nick Lachey.
"The Ridiculous 6" review example: "[It's] everything wrong with Hollywood for the past two decades."
In the same way that everybody seems to hate Hillary Clinton, people also hate Kristen Stewart. Maybe it's the fact that she cheated on innocent little Brit scamp Robert Pattison. The truth, however, may lie in the popular consensus that Stewart has the emotional depth of a dead fish.
"The Twilight Saga: New Moon" review example: "Ostensible heroine Bella is such a weak, needy, pathetic co-dependent who stirs up so much shit for those she purportedly loves that it's hard to muster much rooting interest for her."
Sarah Jessica Parker
"South Park" called her a horse. Donald Trump agreed that she was the "unsexiest woman alive." With the culmination of her life's work receiving a piddling 15 percent on Rotten Tomatoes, Sarah Jessica Parker's outlook on creating box office blowouts like the original "Sex and the City" is bleak. Much like the aforementioned "Twilight" kiddos, she has succumbed to a strangling typecast; not that of a vampire, mind you, but that of a large hoofed mammal that likes to graze on farms and eat grass.
"Sex and the City 2" review example: "Sarah Jessica Parker is now 45 years old, and, frankly, I cannot stomach another moment of the simpering, mincing, hair-tossing, eyelash-batting little-girl shtick she's been pulling ever since L.A. Story."
Behind Rob Schneider, Adam Sandler is the second-worst-reviewed actor of all time. Recent movie genocides like "The Cobbler" and "Grown Ups 2" attest to this, falling blow 10 percent positive ratings. As they say in "the biz," if you want to make a critical flop, give Sandler $25 million and tell him to make it happen. There's a reason Sandler is voted the most overpaid actor in Hollywood. He earned his stripes in the '90s with "Happy Gilmore" and "Billy Madison." After that, he flew into comedy fluff territory, though successful, with movies like "50 First Dates." But then in 2011 "Jack and Jill" came along, which effectively crapped on everyone's optimism that Sandler would eventually make a comeback, receiving a 3 percent rating on Rotten Tomatoes. I still believe, though.
"Jack and Jill" review example: "Burn this. It cannot be seen. By anyone."
It's not so much that Katherine Heigl is box office poison; it's that no one will work with her to create a box office hit. Nobody likes Katherine Heigl. It's become common knowledge that the dark-eyed blonde is a notorious diva on the set. In 2007 when "Knocked Up" came out, the future looked bright. But Heigl's career has grown progressively stagnant. Her latest big film "Home Sweet Hell" peaked at 5 percent on the Tomatometer.
"Home Sweet Hell" review example: "[...a] noxious piece of crud...."
Jennifer Love Hewitt
She's been called the "worst actress over the past 30 years." More than 75 percent of her films have been reviewed negatively. She has great boobs. Jennifer Love Hewitt has never been in a film that has achieved a "Fresh" rating, a distinction reserved for movies that eclipse 60 percent. She is the first and only Hollywood star who has done this.
"Jewtopia" review example: "Oy! 'Jewtopia' may sound like utopia, but watching it will give you a vision of hell."
If you've ever seen "Here Comes the Boom" or "Zookeeper," you might find it heartbreaking that someone with such raw comedic talent could be so cruel to his fans. Kevin James is exceptionally likable; his movies aren't. It's ironic that three actors on this list (Sandler, Schneider and James) are all friends and part of a film troupe that consistently make terrible films. James was rated the fourth-worst-reviewed actor of all time with 53 percent of his films taking flak from film critics. And that's sad.
"Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2" review example: "As expected, all the humor involves his bumping into things and falling over because he's fat, which is apparently hilarious."
Ashton Kutcher and Kevin James tie, with 53 percent of critics despising their work. Since the days of "Butterfly Effect," Kutcher has starred in fluffy romcoms that rely on his charm and boyish looks to sell theater tickets.
"Killers" review example: "I was tested by Killers' gaping lack of a single distinguishing characteristic."
The old "I'm pregnant" card is the perfect way to get your ex back...for crazy people, at least. But if you're still willing to go that route, ladies, it doesn't mean you should let your emotions get the better of you. Sit down, catch your breath, think it through, and for god's sake take the marker you used to doctor your negative pregnancy test out of the damn shot! Sound simple enough? Good. Give it a whirl.
What did I JUST say?
Still pretty tame by comparison: This Might Be The Craziest Ex-Girlfriend You've Ever Seen
This one's pretty self-explanatory, so I won't ruin the surprise.
Oh yeah, I'm sure he's very close.
If anything bad would have gone down at Oracle Arena last night, we have a pretty good guess which person this Oakland police officer would have protected and served first.
The city of Oakland found itself as the host of something other than high crime and unemployment rates Thursday night, as the Golden State Warriors hosted the Cleveland Cavaliers in Game 1 of the NBA Finals. The Warriors won the game 104-89, but everybody at home was also a winner after ABC cameras picked up an Oakland police officer taking a long, hard look at an attractive female Golden State fan as she walked past him before suddenly realizing that he was doing so on live television:
Tough break for the cop, as not only has that clip made the rounds on the internet this morning, but last night's Game 1 also set an ABC and NBA Finals record with almost 16 million people watching at home. Oops, Suzy.
Golden State might be the best team in basketball, but three teams have better nicknames: NBA Team Name Power Rankings
A trip to Jerusalem is out of the question for one poor bastard in England right now.
According to BBC News, a 49-year-old Salford man is "completely horrified" after noticing that his passport photo makes him look like former German dictator and asshole Adolf Hitler.
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked Juncker paper shows EU is planning to make all British people look like Hitler in passport photos. pic.twitter.com/KoCuwAcqjB— Ern Malley (@trewloy) June 2, 2016
Stuart Boyd said he was reviewing his passport in preparation for a July trip to celebrate his 50th birthday when he noticed his unfortunate resemblance to Hitler. Terrified by what he saw, Boyd decided to reach out to the Passport Office.
"One of the managers said she didn't know how it had happened but she was very apologetic and obviously asked me to return the offending passport," Boyd said.
A spokesperson for the Passport Office said Boyd would be issued a new document free of charge, which is nice.
To be fair, the above picture reveals that especially with that haircut he's sporting these days, Stuart Boyd already looks like a clean-shaven version of the former Nazi dictator, but the stamp or map in the background that essentially gave him a "Hitler stache" sure as shit didn't do him any favors.
For his sake, let's hope Boyd is the exact opposite of Hitler below the belt: Adolf Hitler Had 'Tiny Deformed Penis,' Historians Claim
Most of us would have considered the moment we walked through our front door and found two snakes hanging from the ceiling a better time than any to call Bill Shatner for a great deal on a local hotel.
But not this hero.
Mark Hyatt said he returned to his Greenwood home Tuesday afternoon after work and found two snakes "squirming in all their glory" while hanging out of his attic door. But instead of running out the door and screaming like my ex-wife did every time she saw me naked, Hyatt grabbed a broom and his phone because he thought his dad would get a kick out of it. Take a look at the video below posted on Hyatt's Facebook:
Hyatt said he eventually got one of the snakes out of the house by creating a barricade that led it out the front door, but after it tried coming back in threemore times, he said he had to grab it by the tail and throw it outside.
As for the other snake? You guessed it: It's still somewhere in the house. So, yeah, about that Priceline hotel...
h/t The Huffington Post
Also part of our "no thanks" list: Deadly Redback Spider Liquefies And Drinks A Brown Snake
Winter may be over, but that doesn't mean the hot girls have to stop with the knee-high socks. Fortunately, Instagram has a special hashtag for such babes. Check out some of the hottest Instagram girls of the #kneehighs hashtag. And definitely don't skip the hot Instagram video at the end, because there's nothing better than a girl in knee-highs. And if you find thigh-highs, well, then you're just spoiling yourself rotten.
Follow @kneesockgirls👍👍👍👍😉 - What an amazing video this is from my friend @roseysin 😍😍😍 #kneesocks #socks #overknees #kneehighs #highsocks #cute #longsocks #thighhighs #sock #sockfetish #thighhighsocks #sockgame #instagood #instalike #photooftheday Follow my friends @nonnude @_bizomp__omg @spankbay #Regrann
Ugh. Monday. Look, there's nothing I can say to cheer you up. So how about you skip this short intro and get right to the funny photos. Let's not talk again until later in the week, when we're all in a better mood. Deal? Deal.
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Ballet has a reputation for pushing dancers to be as thin as possible, but Pittsburgh pizza bot Erik Cavanaugh is turning that cliche upside down. The Pittsburgh Creative and Performing Arts School alumnus has become an Instagram sensation for his videos, which show him moving his body around with a surprising amount of precision and grace. Cavanaugh keeps it positive for his thousands of Instagram followers, telling the world that his goal is to "change the mind and shape of dancers." He's doing a pretty damn good job of it.
You have to be pretty confident in your form to pose nude for ESPN Magazine's Body Issue, but Amanda Bingson doesn't look like many other athletes. The U.S. Olympic hammer thrower broke the women's world record in 2014, throwing a nine-pound chunk of metal on a wire an astounding 248 feet. After getting kicked off her high school volleyball team because the coach thought she was too fat, Bingson had a fire lit under her to show that she wasn't just as good but better than skinnier girls. How rad is she? If she medals at the upcoming Olympics, she's promised to bring a can of beer up to the podium and chug it Stone Cold Steve Austin-style.
Track and field is typically the domain of athletes with a pretty low BMI. But the world of shot put is more amenable to the beefy boys, and 2012 Olympian Reese Hoffa is a perfect example. Weighing in at 324 pounds, Hoffa was told by his high school coach that he'd never succeed as an athlete. Revenge is a powerful motivation, and by the time he graduated college he was a four-time All-American. In 2000, Hoffa originated the victory routine that would make him famous, taking a lap around the track while holding a turkey leg aloft like the Olympic torch. He also once competed in a wrestling mask as "The Unknown Shot Putter," so this guy pretty much rules.
Krista Henderson has always been a big person, but in 2004 her quest for fitness started when her doctor told her to "train like an athlete." She took that advice and ran with it -- literally. Her first challenge was a 25km bike race and she's continued to compete and improve. In September 2004 she ran her first triathlon, and from there she was hooked. Henderson has gone on to compete in many races, as well as pickup squash. She's now moving into weight training and wants to explore CrossFit too. The dedicated athlete also founded Born To Reign, an organization that encourages and supports plus-sized women in physical fitness.
To really understand just how thin-obsessed our culture is, you need go no further than the people accusing Leah Gilbert of "promoting obesity." The Australian athlete weighs in at just under 200 pounds, but she's not unhealthy by any means. After being diagnosed with degenerative joint disorder, she embarked on a fitness regimen that started small and built up to triathlons, CrossFit and more. One commonality you'll find among many of these plus-sized athletes is that they don't focus on exercise for looks, but instead work to build up core strength and muscle power. That core can be an important factor in staving off injury, making them even healthier.
One-time Biggest Loser contestant turned Olympic super-heavyweight lifter, Holley Mangold has been big her whole life, but unlike many people she used her unique body to her advantage. In Ohio high school, she played football on the offensive line, and became the first girl ever to start in a state championship game. Weighing in at 370 pounds, Mangold is widely regarded as one of the best female weightlifters in the world. She can clean and jerk 323.4 pounds at a personal best, and is always trying to go bigger. Size and power run in her family -- her brother, Nick Mangold, plays center for the New York Jets.
Okay, sure, so Andrew Cassidy might not have the athletic chops of some of the other overweight people on this list. But when passersby spotted the 50-year-old Andrew Cassidy practicing his keep-up skills with a soccer ball by the docks in Pembrokeshire, the video of his skills made him a viral star. The "Milford Messi" as he's been dubbed doesn't let his extra pounds stand in the way of his ball handling, and the clip spread so wide that he was invited to the World Freestyle Football Championships in Dubai as an honored guest. After losing his fisherman's job in 2002, he started spending several hours a day practicing his footy skills and the work obviously paid off.
Running an ultra-marathon is a challenge at any weight, but Mirna Valerio shows that with enough drive anybody can do it. The Georgia woman doesn't push for lightning-quick speeds, but demonstrates an unbelievable amount of endurance. After a heart attack scare in 2008, she set her mind to fitness and jumped on the treadmill. Even though she runs 35 miles a week, her weight is still around 250 pounds. That hasn't stopped her from grinding out some seriously long races, including the Finger Lakes 50K. After a feature in Runner's World, she's inspired many other larger individuals to start a fitness journey.
Typically carrying extra weight in the boxing ring isn't a good look -- it'll make you tired faster and move slower. But somehow Eric "Butterbean" Esch, the Michigan-born fighter with a BMI of almost 59, has made it work. Over his 97–24–5 fighting career, he's knocked out his opponent 66 times -- a pretty incredible record for any fighter. Esch was bullied for his weight as a child, and transformed that anger into insane punching strength. After winning a local Toughman contest, he went into fighting full time. People who have faced him in the ring attest to his deceptive speed and power.
When you think of yoga instructors, the mind naturally goes to sinewy ropes of muscle like Dhalsim from Street Fighter. But 28-year-old Hatha yoga instructor Valerie Sagun defies every part of that stereotype while still performing feats of balance and strength that have us reeling. Sagun has battled with depression throughout her life, and yoga gave her the self-confidence she needed to not only push her limits but share her successes on social media. After her Instagram account went viral, she crowdfunded the money to get certified as an instructor, and she's now spreading her love of yoga to a new generation of people of all sizes.
While some idiots are busy whining about which bathroom people should use and which one they shouldn't, the businesses below are busy making the best and most hilarious bathroom signs around. Take a look at 18 bathroom signs that aren't like the usual bunch.
More where that came from: 15 Of The Most Funny And Creative Bathroom Signs Around
While the Golden State Warriors were busy giving the Cleveland Cavaliers a beating of a lifetime during game 2 of the NBA finals, one Warriors fan was busy checking out Steph Curry as he walked back to the bench. And since the internet caught a glimpse of this thirsty fan it of course lost its mind.
Check out the fan thanks to a tweet by T.J. Beisner:
Q: Why does Steph Curry's wife come to every game?— T.J. Beisner (@Beisner_cn2) June 6, 2016
And here is how the internet reacted:
@Beisner_cn2 when you're up by 30 points in the nba finals and she give u that look— Austin (@austinlessl) June 6, 2016
Stop Game 2 immediately and let this chick play Ayesha 1-on-1 pic.twitter.com/NfBT9M7mfJ— Rob Perez (@World_Wide_Wob) June 6, 2016
@Beisner_cn2 trying to get pregnant through eye to eye contact.— Change The Game (@goalsetter21) June 6, 2016
The internet rallied for this important cause and discovered that this Warriors fan is model Roni Rose. Check out some of her pictures thanks to her Instagram:
Yep, it's definitely her:
h/t Bro Bible
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