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Over the past two weeks, Donald Trump has come under fire for repeatedly saying that U.S. District Court Judge Gonzalo Curiel's Mexican heritage made him unfit to oversee cases involving Trump University. Even though Curiel was born in Indiana, Trump believes there is a conflict of interest because he wants to build a wall and Curiel's parents are from Mexico (but are now American citizens). Basically, Trump is saying Curiel can't do his job because of his ethnicity. This has been met with outrage and cries of racism, but believe it or not, it's not the first time Trump has made statements implying that Americans with Mexican heritage can't do certain jobs. Take a look at 10 of the most egregious examples backed by quotes below.
1. Tailor his expensive suits.
"Mexican-Americans are proud of where they come from and that's fine, but they mostly just wear sombreros and ponchos. I'm wearing a nice suit. What do they know about tailoring suits? Nothing."
2. Serve pizza.
"We all know that Mexicans are very good servants. The best servants. But they should stick to serving people taco bowls and leave the pizza to the real Americans -- like Italians."
3. Be a professional wrestler.
"I saw Nacho Libre and he wasn't very good. He was a horrible wrestler. The best wrestlers are from America, were born in America and are predominantly white or very, very tan. Like Hulk Hogan. Isn't that guy the greatest?"
4. Count money.
"I don't know what kind of money they use in Mexico, but I know it's not very good. Very weak compared to the dollar. Someone with that ethnicity wouldn't know how many millions of dollars I'm worth. Very inaccurate. Very unfair."
"Do they even have golf in Mexico?! I'm sure they do, but I've never seen a Mexican hit a hole-in-one so why do we need them telling us how to golf? We don't. And personally, I don't need them adding up my score either. I can do that on my own. I'm very intelligent."
6. Report the news.
"It's pretty clear that the media is against me. But they'll just be double against me if they are pledging their allegiance to Mexico. Even if they're from Indiana or Ohio or wherever, they probably secretly love Mexico more so we can't count on them to report the news here in America. We need to make the news great again, and that means no Spanish speaking reporters."
7. Give him a manicure.
"My hands are big and strong, okay. Look at these hands. That's why Hispanics love me, because they have tough, rugged hands, too. From all the work they do outside. But that doesn't mean they know anything about manicures. Neither does Crooked Hillary Clinton for that matter. Her fingernails are disgusting."
8. Fly the Trump plane.
"Actually, they might be okay for this job. We're talking about Mexicans here, right? Not Muslims?"
9. Megyn Kelly
"I'm not going to say anything, but has anyone seen this bimbo's birth certificate? It's possible that she's of Mexican descent, and that's fine, but can we really trust her words about me if she is? Megyn Kelly should probably be fired from being Megyn Kelly."
10. Be president.
"I'm building a wall. Mexico is going to pay for it. If we get a president after me who is Mexican, they are going to knock down my beautiful wall and ruin everything I did during my presidency. Sad!"
(Editor's note: These are not actual quotes from Donald Trump. However, we have no proof that he didn't say them to somebody at some point in time. Who knows?!)
12. Chuck E. Cheese's
There's nothing like getting plastered while your kids play with creepy oversized animatronic animals and unbeatable indoor carnival games, which distract you from the subpar pizza and the fact your kids will cry when they realize they'll never have enough tickets to get a decent prize. With 600 shops and a decent income, Chuck and the fellas are doing just fine, and their pizza is quoted as never being frozen. Lucky us! If you didn't notice, the singer of Bowling for Soup is the new voice of Chuck E. More like Creep E.
11. Little Caesars
Surprisingly the third-largest American pizza chain, Little Caesars is closing in on six decades of stomach-churning service. It may smell tasty. It may even taste it, but lord knows I've had my bouts with the pizza of the (Roman) gods. Actually founded in Michigan, this is the fastest growing pizza chain in the world with franchises in every state and looking to go international. For $5, who wouldn't want a whole pizza, but you're not getting royalty pies (hell, their slogan is "pizza, pizza").
10. Papa John's
Many a heavy college drinking night ended with fingers in a garlic dipping sauce of Papa John's, and many a following morning were filled with regret and putrid breath. New to the pan pizza business, Papa cooks, according to him, with only the freshest ingredients. Tell that to my burning butthole circa 2006. The chain is one of the three largest for take-out pizza, with three decades' experience and nearly 5,000 locations. Better ingredients, better pizza? Maybe it's time for better ingredients because no 30-year-old can eat that stuff without a lead stomach.
Founded in 1960 as a small pizza shop, DomiNicks, the number two in pizza chains is classic in so many ways -- "Where the hell is 122 and an 1/8?" -- at least until it remastered its tough with a garlic finish. Along with its change in brightly lit delivery logo, the 50th anniversary sparked new crust, new loyalty offers and 30-minute guarantee that has sales driving way up. You can't get bad gas like this anywhere else at midnight!
8. Pizza Hut
The top dawg of the pizza chain game, which used to house classic white plates and red soda cups, is now the king of takeout. Even the original location in Wichita, Kansas, has closed, but that doesn't stop them from having the most (15,000) locations of any pizza chain. Despite other chains mixing up their recipes, Pizza Hut stayed true to its smell, taste and insanely high salt content until 2007 when they were forced to reduce their sodium content by 15 percent. And everybody went there for their favorite pizza until the Book It! program ceased in 2002, and I quit getting my free pan pizzas!
7. California Pizza Kitchen
Headquartered in the upcoming Playa Vista side of Los Angeles, the Beverly Hills-based pizza chain carries on 30-plus years of dine-in and store-bought pizza with its innovative and nontraditional recipes. New menus and redesigned restaurants went into effect in 2014, but that hasn't gotten it to number one in franchises, nor in taste, just yet.
The East Coast answer to CPK would be the mall-favorite chain, Sbarro. Founded in New York by a family emigrated from Naples -- that's Italy, genius -- the Sbarro family started what would become one of the top-ranked quick service pizza joints of the next 60 years. Heck, they even have one in The Pentagon! There may have been a couple hiccups (bankruptcies) in the past, but the chain continues on in more than 30 countries with more than 800 locations.
5. Round Table
Many may not realize it, but Round Table is one of the largest parlor chains in the western United States. Founded and headquartered in California, the employee-owned chain adheres to a King Arthur theme to go with its Round Table name, but now its focus is on draft beer, wings and not filing for bankruptcy again. Round Table, the last honest pizza? Not necessarily. I mean, I'll still eat it!
4. Papa Gino's
If you've never been to the upper northeast to Massachusetts, here's one more reason: the self-proclaimed best delivery and take-out pizza of New England. Originally Piece O'Pizza, the small-time Dedham-based joint changed its name and started its expansion, specializing in hand-tossed pizza, pastas and Italian sandwiches. Pizza is at its best at Papa Gino's and its 150-plus locations, especially if there's self-serve fountain soda and a salad bar involved.
3. Papa Murphy's
Either they're incredibly lazy or way too trusting, but the reputable take-and-bake chain is serving up love at 425 degrees with its delicious (and quite ginormous) pizzas. It's just nice to eat restaurant pizza in your underwear without any trouble with the law!
The merger of Papa Aldo's and Murphy's in 1995 started up a fiery oven-hot chain, one of the five largest in America, voted Best Pizza in America on multiple occasions by Pizza Today and Zagat's Fast-Food Survey. Forbes ranked it one of the top 20 restaurant chains to buy, despite some financial lawsuits about a little reporting discrepancy.
It's as old as time, but it's still kicking, and rightfully so! The deep pan and the super thin crusts of a classic pizza chain are not to be disrespected. Since its conception in 1973 (the year after "The Godfather" was released), Godfather's has been making pizzas you can't refuse. With their Don Vito Corleone knockoff and promises that anyone who doesn't like anchovies will be sleeping with the fishes, it's about as cheesy as a pizza joint can get. Their slogan? "We serve good pizza." Well, that pretty much does it here.
1. Monical's Pizza
It's amazing that a place serving the smallest amount of pizza can have the best pizza, especially when you could just have more pizza. The Illinois-based chain, which specializes in, but is not limited to, its incredible garlic salted, thin crust pizza, has been booming since its franchising in 2007. Now with 60 locations across the Midwest and its own Sweet & Tart French dressing, there's simply no stopping yourself from another slice. Illinois may also be home to the best single pizza joint (in my humble opinion), Agatucci's, but Monical's takes the pie when it comes to chains. It's slogan? "In a world that pulls people apart, we bring people together." Dark, but true. I like "pizza, pizza."
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Less than six years ago, there was no such thing as an Instagram model. Now, they are running rampant and may soon take over the world (or at least the internet). So how do these lovely, sexy women make their living on Instagram? There's definitely a system, a method to their hotness if you will, that every successful Instagram model follows. Here are 10 types of posts that are essential to that system.
1. The Cleavage and/or Booty Selfie
This works even better when it's a late-night cleavage selfie. For example:
As for those booty selfies:
2. The Fitness Demonstration
Because it's important to know that they work hard on their craft.
3. The Endorsement
Some @Shredz BCAA'S after my workouts is always a good idea to help my muscles recover quickly. I'm consistent with my workouts and I have no time for sore achy muscles. I got a quick glute training session in today and I'm feeling pretty good. Remember to work all muscle groups in your glutes in order to build a nice sculpted booty. Looking for some simple workouts to build your booty? Try some of my favs: -Barbell Hig Thrusts: 5 sets/ 25-30 reps -Stiff Legged Deadlifts: 5 sets/ 25-30 reps
So how exactly do all these hot Instagram models make money? By endorsements, of course! Like professional athletes, these models will endorse anything, but the main products are usually detox teas, fat burners, protein shakes or teeth whitening products. I buy them all.
4. The Other Hot Instagram Model
This one's a little tricky, so pay attention. Oftentimes you go to a model's page and they have either posted a photo of themselves with another incredibly attractive Instagram model, or have just posted a photo of the other model only. This often happens on "woman crush Wednesday" (#wcw) or #SundayBumday. However, if you head to that other model's page, they have done the same thing for the model who posted them. It's just a way for them to spread the word and get more follows for their fellow models, because they are all in this together.
5. The One For The Haters
When these people up and have the time to lurk on my page, talk sh*t about my boobs when they can't even afford a breast augmentation... Get outa here. You're up taking the time to be a hater, probably while laying on the couch, while I'm taking the time to write out my business plan for my business I'm opening😇 we all have the same 24 hours... So put yours to some good effort.
When you have millions of followers on any form of social media, you are bound to have some haters, too. This post is meant to specifically let all of them know where they stand.
6. The Sports Shout Out
Just because these girls have massive followings for their sex appeal doesn't mean they don't have some sports appeal, too, right bros? NBA Finals!
7. The #NoMakeup or #NoFilter
Even though the majority of these models are far from au naturel, they'd like you to believe they are. Yes, they are still hot beyond belief without makeup or filters, so this post is simply meant to get closer to their fans and keep it real. Spoiler alert, though: They are often still wearing some makeup and probably used some filter.
8. The Meme
These ladies have a sense of humor and like internet jokes just like the rest of us!
9. The Junk Foodie
And believe it or not, they also like to pig out sometimes! But don't think they won't use that as an excuse for another endorsement.
10. The Holy Hotness
Finally, this is your reminder what it's all about. This is why these models have millions of fans. Totally worth it. Here are a couple more holy hotness examples for you, just to make sure you really get it:
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I'm taking care of my buddy's dogs at his condo this morning, and I just watched one of them wipe his ass along the couch and then turn around and sniff whatever he left behind for the next 10 seconds. As long as Donald Trump didn't make an appearance on the television, I honestly thought that the dog indirectly taking a whiff of his own anus was going to be the grossest thing I saw today.
But that was short-lived thanks to this clip of the German men's national soccer team head coach briefly itching his sack and then smelling the goods during his squad's 2-0 win over Ukraine yesterday, and doing so in front of millions of television viewers:
And if that wasn't enough to wreck your lunch, Joachim Löw went backdoor for an encore:
We're sure that most German soccer fans will look the other way this time around, especially if the team keeps winning. They probably just won't be congratulating Löw with a high-five or handshake afterward.
h/t New York Daily News
Even worse than digging in your ass and then smelling your fingers on live television: Woman Catches Her Boyfriend Humping Her Dog On Camera, Still Says He's 'Not A Bad Guy'
When I was young, my life goal was to be a secret spy during the day and a Power Ranger at night, and I can honestly say that I haven't reached that goal yet. But my story of failure shouldn't get others down, especially not the kids below who have the most hilarious life goals. Check out what these kids have their eyes set on.
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Watching a grown man get popped in the jewels is usually hysterical, especially when that grown man isn't you. But when a nut shot is so painful that it prevents the poor bastard from being able to walk it off, then we'll refrain from laughing and take a moment to pray for his stones instead.
Such was the case Sunday afternoon during the fourth inning of Cleveland's 8-3 curb stomping of the Angels when Mike Trout smoked a 106 MPH ground ball toward Juan Uribe at third base. Uribe tried to corral the baseball with his glove, but he wound up knocking it down with his testicles instead.
Uribe grimaced in pain for a few minutes and even had trouble standing before a courtesy cart was summoned to take him off the diamond. The Indians are calling it a testicular contusion, while we're calling it the worst day of Juan Uribe's life.
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On a weekend that was not sunny at all for the LGBT community, it's uplifting to see that there were still facets of a silver lining amidst all the chaos, sadness and confusion. That's right, who better to lift the spirits of those marching in the LA Pride Parade than the entire gang from "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Showing their support, the cast of the long-running FXX series, including Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob McElhenney, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito, and Mary Elizabeth Ellis, greeted fans with smiles and colorful feather boas as their Paddy's Pub float made the rounds. You can check out all the photos from the event on the show's Twitter, Instagram and Facebook accounts, but we rounded up some of the best right here for your viewing pleasure.
We aren't afraid. pic.twitter.com/BmY1FGuhyA— Rob McElhenney (@RMcElhenney) June 12, 2016
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Oh, and they let their kids participate in the melee? Terrific.
According to the Daily Mail, three Sandusky women were arrested and charged with assault after they allegedly beat the snot out of an employee at a Bellevue McDonald's last Wednesday because they felt she was "working too slowly."
Police said surveillance footage showed Mary Jordan (top), Ashley England (middle) and Sammie Whaley (bottom) assault the employee in the parking lot after they deemed she was "too slow in fulfilling their order."
Both Jordan and England were also slapped with child endangerment because they...wait for it...let their kids partake in the beatdown. Whaley was just charged with assault.
Jordan was reportedly already on probation, so she could face a harsher punishment than the other two "ladies." Although based on their mugshots, she doesn't seem too worried about it. In fact, none of them do:
Public ridicule is sometimes the worst part about getting busted: Everyone Is Laughing At This Guy's Mugshot On Facebook
I'm sure we all recall the story about the California gamer girl that was banned from Twitch for accidentally flashing everyone during a live stream, but unfortunately this story isn't as sexy.
While live streaming to over 180,000 people who were eager to watch him play a video game for some reason, folks actually got to see a gamer known as DSPgaming do a tad more than that, as he begins masturbating completely unaware the camera is on and broadcasting. Check out the video below, and don't worry: there is no nudity at all.
Next time he should do the deed in the darkness away from technology or human eyes like us normal folks do it.
h/t The LAD Bible
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The worst thing about tattoos, regardless of why you got them, is that they are permanent. The same could be said for some sexually transmitted diseases. What do the two have in common? Well, you'll just have to see for yourself in the Facebook post below.
Not to kick a guy when he's down, but those are some of the worst looking blocks I've ever seen.
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Mia Khalifa sure likes to stay on top of things in more ways than one, because when she's not referencing the most popular meme currently in the hottest way possible, she's referencing one of the most memorable comedies in recent history.
Mia took it to her Instagram to show off her tee that is a shout-out to "Old School." Check it out:
This is a very nice way to remind people of movies. Now, just for fun, we'll remind you why she is currently one of the most popular porn stars:
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Dude, you gotta check out these water bottle flips. This girl is incredible. These flips are way better than that water bottle flip that blew up the internet a few weeks ago. These are the real deal. Take a look:
Only haters will say it's fake. pic.twitter.com/bruSuX46s3— Gabz (@GGarcia9966) June 13, 2016
Gabby's got game, y'all.
According to E! News, plastic surgeons have started showing off their skills via Snapchat, and are racking up millions of views and followers in the process. That's right folks, graphic video clips without censorship of boob jobs, Brazilian butt lifts and labiaplasties are just a Snapchat story on your phone away.
Dr. Michael Salzhauer, aka Dr. Miami, is one of the surgeons involved in this trend and describes the appeal to him as follows: "It's like having your own reality show in your pocket, but better because you have no censors or network to answer to. You just do whatever you feel is entertaining or funny -- and educational." Dr. Miami gets an average of 1.5 million views daily. Here is a sample of something you might see on Snapchat following him (but without the pixelated censorship):
Dr. Matthew Schulman, who started Snapchatting surgeries a year ago and gets one million views a day, supports the educational value aspect of it all. "The primary purpose of this Snapchat account is for education. The content's going to be graphic, so if you see something that's a little too graphic for you -- and there will be for a lot of you -- just tap the screen."
Tapping the screen is something I would be doing a lot of. To get a clearer idea of what you are in for, here are some screenshots. It should be noted, however, that these are censored still images, and not totally raw video footage. Follow these surgeons at your own risk.
Fascinating stuff. Still a big "no thanks" from me, though.
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Due to a slow pace, an endless array of pitching changes and an even more endless number of crotch adjustments, baseball can move a little slow sometimes. But if you're bored watching baseball, that's probably just because you're focusing on the wrong thing. Take your eyes off the field and look up into the stands. That's where all the action is. Here's a collection of the greatest baseball fan moments in the history of America's Pastime.
Old man puts his life at risk to catch home run ball at Wrigley Field
Fan gives Prince Fielder his sunglasses
Fan gives Prince Fielder nachos (people really like giving things to Prince Fielder)
Guy catches ball in beer cup, chugs beer
Girl catches ball in beer cup, chugs beer (sensing a pattern here?)
Man holding baby catches foul ball
Another man holding a baby catches a foul ball (do these dads realize that babies are fragile?)
This guy makes a catch holding something more valuable than a baby's life (nachos)
One touch from Ichiro changes this woman's life forever
And let's never forget when this Cubs fan gave us all a gift we'll never soon forget (kinda NSFW)
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If there's one thing you can't deny about Kanye, it's that we could all use a day off from hearing about him. From his overhyped album to his publicity stunt marriage to his proclamation of Bill Cosby's innocence, Kanye has become quite exhausting. Here are 30 of the funniest jokes Twitter comedians have given us about good ol' Yeezus.
Kanye tweets like Kim only lets him have his phone for 15 minutes a day— Cocaine Cola (@SatansTongue) February 15, 2016
One day, Kanye will release an empty cd album and tell his fans to imagine the music 😂😩😩😂😂😂😂😩😩😩 they'll be like "I hear it"😂— ㅤ (@percxcet) September 22, 2015
Kim: What are u looking at?— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) March 20, 2015
Kanye: WHAT'S THAT BRIGHT THING
Kim: That's the sun. Don't stare at it.
[kanye lands on the moon]— paperwash© (@PaperWash) April 15, 2015
mission control I've discover a new planet
"that's...that's just the moon kanye"
I call it Big Cray Space Rock
kanye west only shows his smile for the most important people in his life; his wife, his daughter, and zayn malik pic.twitter.com/Lj2uo9kbRe— lauren cruz (@LCruzOfficial) August 10, 2015
Kanye West should open up a vegan restaurant called Imma Let You Spinach— ♡ Good Account ♡ (@SortaBad) March 7, 2015
If you say 'Kanye West' in the mirror three times then there's a good chance you're Kanye West.— GoaT FacE (@EndhooS) February 25, 2015
Kanye West told a nigga who plays like 14 instruments that he needs to respect the artistry of a woman who needs 4 writers for one song— DrewsThatDude (@DrewsThatDude) February 9, 2015
find someone who believes in you the way kanye believes in tidal— Desus Nice (@desusnice) February 17, 2016
Kanye tell me what you see.— Thoughtter (@ThoughtOtter) August 1, 2013
*shows pic of crawfish*
That shit cray
That shit gray
That shit tray
That shit pray
kanye west: beyoncé is the best there is & she's one of the few true artists of our generation— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) February 11, 2015
me: how did u get in my room again
Kanye west is the biggest piece of shit on earth. Quote me.— P!nk (@Pink) September 14, 2009
weird, this is also the progression of kanye's career pic.twitter.com/XSP2YYGIgA— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) February 27, 2016
Just tried to retweet my own tweet and now I know what it feels like to be Kanye.— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) September 1, 2015
Kanye's fashion sense is "toddler who insists on dressing himself." pic.twitter.com/Ikvao3FHsU— Ally Maynard (@missmayn) February 10, 2016
[kanye west bursts out of a birthday cake in front of a mirror]— paperwash© (@PaperWash) June 23, 2015
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KANYE!
KANYE: I made Taylor Swift famous— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) February 18, 2016
TRUMP: We should ban all Muslims
KANYE: BILL COSBY INNOCENT
TRUMP: THE POPE SUCKS
KANYE: damn ur good
Drive over Kanye's head if you want your kart to receive a speed boost pic.twitter.com/eRVx04tN8f— no (@tbhjuststop) September 27, 2014
beyonce looks like the parent that let the kid win pic.twitter.com/TgecJ2n4wY— milk (@miilkkk) November 18, 2014
"Kanye West come on down ur next on The Price is Right!!"— Kim Monte (@KimmyMonte) May 22, 2013
*Kanye moonwalks backwards downstairs & immediately bids 100k on washer/dryer*
@kanyewest That's good Kanye. And when the sun goes away it's called.....what? Don't be shy you got this.— Grover (@XGroverX) March 30, 2016
ME: Who ate my peanut butter— Bucky Isotope (@BuckyIsotope) February 16, 2016
MY ROOMMATE KANYE WEST: I was hungry bro
ME: Not cool
MY ROOMMATE KANYE WEST: Also can I borrow $53 million
Kanye deleting those tweets like they're not already being made into coffee mugs on etsy— Alana Russo (@alanarusso) January 27, 2016
Got my hands on Kanye's drafts. Unbelievable pic.twitter.com/h6EpJ5mLpR— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) February 9, 2016
kanye the type of nigga to sing a lullaby to his daughter and get mad when she falls asleep during his performance— wajed (@surpassable) January 4, 2015
kanye's tweets are starting to just sound like posters a 22yr old white girl would hang in her new apartment pic.twitter.com/UxHCv3m9pr— Elijah Daniel (@aguywithnolife) March 25, 2016
I just realized something. I think that Kanye IS saying that she's a gold digger!— The Guy (@theguydf) June 4, 2015
What your granny made you wear after you peed on yourself pic.twitter.com/a8nRp26KBt— Il Duce (@Jamel_Montalban) February 12, 2015
watch kanye name his kid "saint" or some stupid shit— sickboi (@KlLLRudy) June 22, 2015
It's not hard to believe that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have been married for 2 years. They spend every fucking day reminding us.— Warren Holstein (@WarrenHolstein) May 24, 2016
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Apps like Whisper have really made anonymous online confessions quite popular, as people are more comfortable revealing something about themselves that not many know. But this confession isn't something anyone was expecting.
Take a look at what was revealed when Twitter user known as Zesty Fagottini (what a name) asked to be messaged with confessions:
Man...like...how do you move on from that?
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Just what the hell is going on on Mars? From "facehuggers" crawling out of caves to pyramids that may be proof of an alien civilization, Mars is the red planet shrouded in mystery and even more questions. And now you can add this to the mix: an alien skull (we think).
Paranormal Crucible added a video that seems to shows what looks like a skull. Although they claim it can also be a Sasquatch. That would answer the question of why we haven't been able to capture Bigfoot: it's on Mars. Take a look at the video below:
So, what do you believe? Is it just a rock? An alien skull? Or are our tinfoil hats strapped on too tightly?
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