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    Sophie Simmons continues to remind us that her dad can't be completely hated for bringing KISS to the world, because he had a big part in bringing her into the world, too. This time around, Sophie showed us that she's one Simmons who is nice to look at when she arrived at the premiere of the film "The Neon Demon" in one head-turning dress.

    Check out the photo of Sophie at the premiere thanks to the 23-year-old's Instagram:


    We will never forgive you for KISS, Gene, but we're OK with your ability to procreate.

    Here are some more photos of Sophie:


    📷📷 @briangove

    A photo posted by Sophie Tweed-Simmons (@sophietsimmons) on



    Thanks @bodybysimone for kicking my butt for 4 weeks! Ready to shoot for @AdoreMe ❤️✈️👙

    A photo posted by Sophie Tweed-Simmons (@sophietsimmons) on


    Sophie goes nude for us: Gene Simmons' Daughter Sophie Shares Nude Pic For Us To Ogle

     

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    Check, please.

    According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, customers at a Sandy Springs Waffle House trying to enjoy their Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melts probably didn't finish them after a 36-year-old naked man trying to get inside the "restaurant" decided to urinate on the door.



    Thankfully, a customer named Derwin Rodgers decided to record Pissgate on his phone and began broadcasting it live on Facebook because he didn't know what Bashir Rasheed was going to do next. Rodgers said Rasheed was complaining that he was hot and "burning up."

    "Apparently he was," Rodgers added. "It must have been Death Valley out here. He was butt-naked. That was totally inappropriate. I wouldn't know how to tell my kid what was going on at that time, to see a grown man. He was built like a potato."

    When police arrived on the scene, they said Rasheed was only coherent enough to know he was at a Waffle House. He couldn't give police a reason for being naked as a jaybird, but he did grab himself and start pissing again for good measure.

    Rasheed was arrested and charged with indecency, and we'll assume dessert sales around the time of the incident were an all-time low.

    Hey, it could have been worse: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out And Masturbates

     

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    Just as I was disappointed in everyone who was involved in making the dress that looked like it had vaginas all over it for failing to realize that, I'm disappointed in the makers behind this rear bike light, too. Mainly because it looks like something that everyone is pretty familiar with.

    Take a look at what I mean below:

    This Bike Rear Light Doesn't Look At All What It's Supposed To Be
    Oh damn, it's a "heart design," and not the "balls design" I was looking for.

    Via Tumblr

    And this is a backpack someone actually bought: This Backpack Looks Like An Actual Scrotum, Complete With Pubic Hair

     

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    Well, at least this guy has an excuse. I mean, Val Kilmer did the same thing when he was sober.

    According to Mashable, a customer at a popular Edgewater, Colorado, Thai restaurant who left a $1,088 tip for his server over the weekend had the stones to return the next day and ask for it back.

    His reason? You guessed it: He was shithoused and couldn't differentiate between George Washington and Benjamin Franklin.

    drunk customer leaves $1,088 tip
    Bee Anantatho, the owner of Thailicious, said the man left one of her servers a tip of $1,088 for a $60 meal. That waiter was obviously ecstatic about it and wanted to put it in the tip jar where all servers share their tips, but Anantatho told him to hold onto it in case the customer came back for it.

    Unfortunately for Anantatho's waitstaff, that was indeed the case the following morning when the customer came back, apologized and asked for it back.

    "He said, 'I'm sorry, I was drunk,'" Anantatho said. "He didn't know he put all the money he had in the checkbook." She added that he mistakenly put the $100 bills down thinking they were actually of the one-dollar variety.

    To be fair, the dude wound up leaving a $40 tip for the $60 meal, which is damn near a 67 percent tip. It's just that when you compare it to a tip of $1,088, it sucks.

    Painting the high school in puke: Here Are The Wildest Things People Have Done While Drunk

     

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    Getting popped for giving your wife a Dutch oven is understandable, but receiving a beating that damn near leaves you unconscious for dropping ass while you sleep is beyond ridiculous.

    According to Abel Abel, a woman in Zimbabwe was recently arrested and charged with domestic battery after she "punished" her husband for farting in bed by beating him to the point that he almost lost consciousness.

    woman beats husband for farting
    Fikile Nyamane told authorities that his wife Nompumelelo started with a hard elbow to his face the first time he passed gas while he was asleep in their bed. Naturally, he immediately woke up and asked his wife what the hell that was for, and she told him it was because of his "persistent farting."

    Unfortunately, the beating didn't stop when Fikile closed his eyes for a second time, as his wife sat on top of him and unleashed a combination of punching and scratching. Even as Fikile fell out of the bed, he said his wife continued to hammer away on him. She even used pepper spray on him when he tried to restrain her.

    And that begs the question, "Just what in the hell did Fikile eat?"

    Not everybody hates farting: We Should All Be As Happy As This Farting Horse

     

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    Or, if the internet is to be believed, most Tinder matches are made in hell. Take the following text exchange as an example of how wrong these blind(ish) dates can go in a hurry.

    some tinder matches are made in hell, crazy tinder date texts

    some tinder matches are made in hell, crazy tinder date texts

    some tinder matches are made in hell, crazy tinder date texts
    Still think Tinder is a valuable use of your time and minimal effort?

    (via Reddit)

    Related: If Early 2000's Rock Bands Had Tinder Profiles

     

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  • 06/16/16--04:14: Today's Funny Photos
  • Another day, another beautiful collection of hilarious photos and memes from all over the internet. What a wonderful world.

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    ICYMI: Here Are Yesterday's Funny Photos

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    Finally, this one goes out to all my fellow Garys out there. I love you guys.

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    With summer right around the corner, you're probably already in a good mood. But as you know, good moods can be shattered rather quickly, so why not stock up on some carefree laughs with the funniest GIFs we were able to hunt down this week? Unlike spring, these puppies aren't going anywhere.

    funny gifs, gifs of the week, girl chugs beer gets wet
    And yet he still technically wins. Seems unfair.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, man breaks bottles on head
    An impressive feat. Too bad he'll never remember it.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, cat slips on windows
    Jeez, cat, get a grip.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, bull riding kid rodeo
    So much for taking it easy on the children.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, this kid is going places gif
    How's she going to watch the DVD facing that way, though?


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, man exercises with cheeseburger
    You can see the pounds just melting away. Oh wait, that's the cheese.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, skateboarder crashes window
    Next time, try the door first.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, panda kicks panda
    Meet the real kung fu panda.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, soccer on subway
    Get an iPod!


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, weightlifter keeps walking
    I could watch this all day...and it still might not be over.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, grocery store cats cucumber
    The produce section is no place for a cat.


    funny gifs, gifs of the week, bells as boobs
    That's our cue to wrap things up. GIFs dismissed!

    Study last week's hilarious GIFs for next time.

     

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    If there's one thing dads love, it's a bad joke. Unfortunately for them, we've only rounded up some of the funniest Father's Day jokes that Twitter has ever seen to make the big day of celebrating dad better than you could possibly imagine. Share these with him and it'll give you something to talk about to fill that awkward silence. Happy Father's Day to all your dads!


    Related: 10 TV Fathers Who Prove Yours Isn't So Bad

     

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    I understand why live-streaming websites are the go-to sources for pornographic material. I mean, they're free and you, a horny male, have many, many options to choose from at the click of a button. Looking at it from this perspective, there's no reason we shouldn't indulge. Well, except for the fact that these websites are primarily responsible for killing the porn industry.

    How so? Live streaming websites host stolen clips from paid websites. The websites are "populated" (see: stolen) by the website's users, which is why some videos don't boast the greatest quality. With hundreds of millions of viewers visiting these websites every day, you can see how this stolen content can affect profit. Why aren't these websites being sued for theft? Because the websites aren't doing the stealing, it's us.

    As such, it seems fitting to suggest some alternative websites for porn. These websites also boast the added benefit of looking completely innocent on your web history; it's a win-win! So let's get to it. Needless to say, as we are talking about porn here, the links below range from NSFW to Extremely NSFW.

    1. Tumblr
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    I've finished myself to completion more than once on a Tumblr page (no shame here, guys). That's because Tumblr is basically a porn website that disguises itself otherwise. To see it from this perverted perspective, all you need is the knowledge of which Tumblr sites are best for viewing dirty images, videos and GIFs. Of the website's 200,000 most visited blogs, 11 percent host sex-related content.

    Some good sites are: Boobs Are Cool, Masturbation Material, Naughty Girl GIFs and so on. Salon also released a collection of porn offerings on Tumblr, if you choose to indulge. Honestly, though: search anything on Tumblr and you'll undoubtedly find porn.

    2. Instagram
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    OK, so you can't get full nudity on Instagram, but you can get pretty damn close. The app does host accounts that cater to many fetishes, including twerking, big booties, feet, you name it. They're all there. Also: almost every porn star on the planet has an account, and these ladies come up with very innovative ways to work around the strict nudity guidelines. Same goes to "models" who got "famous" on the app.

    Some good accounts to follow are: @emilysears, @ini.helen, @instafootaddiction (if you're into feet), @monicaalvarez03, and so on. Esquire also features many worthwhile beauties in their series: Women We Love of Instagram, so if you want some other ladies to follow and fill your newsfeed with eye candy, check these out.

    3. Twitter
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    Unlike Instagram, Twitter has no problem with nudity. Follow any porn star on Twitter, click on their image gallery, and I guarantee you will get full-on nudity in their photographs. Many of these photos are taken personally with their phones, which gives audiences a more authentic view of the actress, especially without the professional hair, makeup and lighting, which, for some reason, makes the images both hotter and more intimate.

    Some good accounts to get you started: @danadearmond, @sadiesantanaxxx, @Romi_Rain, @JoannaAngel and @ChanelPreston.

    4. Reddit
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    Reddit is user-populated and users like porn. So anything that porn lovers want to share will be shared. But you already know this.

    5. Snapchat
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    Porn stars have Snapchat, too. So by following your favorite starlets, your mobile phone becomes a library of pornographic material. My recommendation for as many porn stars you can see in one account? Follow PornHub (@ph-official).

    Each day, the account gives a different mainstream porn star access to their account. These porn stars, in turn, take images and videos all day long of whatever they choose. Talk about variety! More often than not, the media is sexually explicit in the best way possible. For other porn stars, celebrities, etc. to follow, check out SnapCodes.

    6. Live sex websites
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    Experts have spoken. Live sex websites are the future of porn. The reasons for this is because we're bored with traditional porn. We want a more personal experience. Since live sex websites offers two-way communication between viewers and webcam models, people feel more attached to their pornography. It feels more personal. For this kind of pornography, I suggest you visit Chaturbate or Cam4. Chaturbate alone hosts over 3,000 worldwide broadcasters during peak hours. Go get it!

    7. YouTube
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    YouTube's copyright laws are pretty strict, meaning whenever porn is uploaded, it is taken down as quickly as possible. But that's not to say there isn't any porn on there, because there certainly is. If accessed at the right time, there could be ample amounts. Your best bet for accessing porn on Youtube is to simply input "porn" in the search bar and sort by "Newest." There. Done.

    8. 4Chan
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    Image-based bulletin board website 4Chan is also the site responsible for The Fappening, an infamous scandal that saw hundreds of explicit and private photos of celebrities released to the public. Needless to say, you can find porn on the website if you want to. In fact, a very lucky 4Chan user wrote a porn screenplay, posted it on the website, and porn production company Brazzers made it happen. How cool is that!

    9. Vine
    9 Incognito Websites You Can Discreetly Get Off
    Though brief, if you look hard enough, you can most definitely find porn on Vine. It may not be as explicit as we're used to (because they also have strict guidelines), but there are accounts available. For best (and easiest) results, visit VineRoulette and type in whatever pornographic keywords you can manufacture. You will find some porn. I'm sure of it.

     

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    You should always take preemptive action when it comes to your neighbors and anything that might disturb or worry them. Diane made the right call by leaving the following note in her building to let everyone know that she's not murdering her cat on Wednesday. But as you surely know by now, cats are a-holes, and this kitty wasn't taking Diane's lies sitting down.

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    OK, it was probably just someone else in her building who left that second note, but we stand by our view on cats.

    (via Tumblr)

    Related: Beavis The Cat Is A Major Jerk

     

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    With classic artists like Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, Paul McCartney and Eric Clapton releasing new albums, it's got everybody sharing their latest new music flavors. Be on the lookout for more classics, like the return of Neil Young in June and Switchfoot in July. And yes, Good Charlotte is back with a new album in mid-July. Better sharpen your pencils for those sweet ear canals.

    Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros "No Love Like Yours"

    Backed with their fourth album, sans the lovely Jade, singer Alex Ebert is shrugging off his alter-ego with their lead-off single, "No Love Like Yours," an impressive video directed by Olivia Wilde in which they kill off Edward Sharpe. The record is a mature masterpiece: less gypsy caravan, more classic ride through beautifully bending and ever-winding hymns about love and then some.

    Richard Ashcroft "Out of My Body"
    The Summer '16 New Music Listening
    Europe's miracle musician is back on the solo train after a long time off. "These People" is the former Verve singer's first record in six years, since United Nations of Sound, his first solo trip since decade-old "Keys to the World." Ashcroft is back with an upgraded modern twist to his already stellar songwriter style, a decade's worth of tinkering with new music machines. The debut single, "This Is How It Feels," has the energy of "Bittersweet Symphony" fitting more into today's music while still standing out as timeless.

    Justin Timberlake "Can't Stop This Feeling!"

    Started by the animation of the new DreamWorks "Trolls" movie, J.T. stumbled on one of the most infectious songs to drop in some time. Shot with the cast of "Trolls," not to be confused with "Troll 2," one of the worst movies ever, so bad it's good, the song sparked new music that will lead to an eventual new album from the former Disney Mouseketeer. This is the very definition of summer vibe music, the closest thing to Will Smith's "Summertime."

    The Strokes "Threat of Joy"
    The Summer '16 New Music Listening
    The first new music in three years from Julian and the joy boys features a four-song EP of could-be singles with an expected album on the way. The new tunes, umbrellaed under the name "Future Present Past," features this upbeat track, along with new songs "Drag Queen" and a two-part "OBLIVIUS," one of which is remixed, of course.


    Butch Walker "East Coast Girl"

    After last year's stripped-down heartbreak EP, "Afraid of Ghosts," Butch got back in the studio with his favorite new producer, Ryan Adams, for his first full-length album since 2011's "Spade," and his first solo stab (sans the Black Widows) since 2008's "Sycamore Meadows." The single, just announced and featuring a nostalgic 900-number ad lyric video, along with the new August album release proves that the Marvelous 3 is still just as marvelous, as he hits the road, hopefully embarking on some tour dates with Ryan Adams, if we're capable of being more spoiled.

    Red Hot Chili Peppers "Dark Necessities"
    The Summer '16 New Music Listening
    The date June 17 is a big day on the calendar, combining Radiohead's new release on vinyl and Neil Young's "EARTH" record, in addition to Red Hot's 11th studio album. With 30 years and change under their rock belts, Kiedis and Flea got the boys back in studio after scrapping 30 or so songs under the direction of producer, Danger Mouse. The new song follows their melodic "I'm With You" from 2011 featuring newcomer shreddist, Josh Klinghoffer, and a bit more sentimentality.

    Band of Horses "Casual Party"

    Their fourth album, the first in four years, "Why Are You OK?" is set to launch, starring with the lead single "Casual Party," which is anything but. Stepping a little back from their branded folky sound, the new song, perhaps the new album too, explores new sonic spaces. Rick Rubin is credited for helping produce the album, which is expected to have a brighter sound based on a more playful setting for the writing portion of the recording.

    Blink-182 "Rabbit Hole"
    The Summer '16 New Music Listening
    With the departure of Tom DeLonge, the band has regrouped with Alkaline Trio's Matt Skiba, the fill-in guitarist on their previous tour amidst the band's feather-ruffling blowup. Now reformed, refreshed but every bit as pervy, the boys are set to keep on punking while growing viscerally with their ongoing power pop punk love affair.

    If you're looking for something a little harder in this section, try the new Thrice album, "To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere," possibly the epitome of confusing heavy emo album titles. American Authors is set to release a new album the same day as Blink as well.

    Snoop Dogg Feat. Wiz Khalifa "Kush Ups"

    Nothing says summer like a little Snoop and some weed references. "Tha" new album, "Cool Aid," is set to drop in July -- check out his new song "Fireworks" -- as he takes the "high road" on tour this summer. It's like old school Snoop mixed with some new school Snoop. One thing is for sure: The reggae thing didn't last, Mr. Lion.

    For more of the latest hip-hop, try on YG's sophomore release, "Still Brazy," with its title track single, coming out mid-June.

    Fitz and the Tantrums "HandClap"
    The Summer '16 New Music Listening
    On the same day as "Pure McCartney" (June 10), new music arrives from Fitz and the Tantrums with their new self-titled album. Their third album in their six-year existence follows their lackluster "More Than Just a Dream" and its ironic title. The new songs sound just as enthusiastic as their early work, which is good because there's a lot of summer tour dates on the way from these pretty rockers.

     

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    Since the most important things about iPhones are being able to text and being able to use all those emojis, we sometimes overlook other functions that they slip in when they come out with a "new" version and charge you hundreds of dollars. So did you ever wonder what that tiny hole next to the back camera is?

    That 'Random' Hole Next To Your iPhone Camera Is Actually A Noise Cancelling Microphone
    It's a microphone. Take this moment to look at the back of your iPhone now. OK, good. Your iPhone comes with a total of three microphones, and the one near your back camera is a noise canceling one, and it helps receive the audio more accurately.

    That 'Random' Hole Next To Your iPhone Camera Is Actually A Noise Cancelling Microphone
    And hell, all that money you spent on your phone led to this: The front and back microphones also clear up audio when you take all the videos you take on Snapchat, and when you use Siri once in a blue moon.

    That 'Random' Hole Next To Your iPhone Camera Is Actually A Noise Cancelling Microphone
    Wow, Apple! What else will you do with your billions and billions of dollars?!

    Via Diply

    Hope you knew this, too: If You Didn't Know This About Your Iphone, Go Back To A Flip Phone

     

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    Whether you like it or not, you will find yourself in an awkward situation at some point in your life. Because of that, you need to have a plan to get yourself out of that situation -- and fast. These 10 ways will help you with that. It's a guarantee.

    So check out some various ways to get out of that dreaded, unexpected and awkward situation.

    Moonwalk your way out of there
    Various Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    That's right. When things go south, just let your feet take over and moonwalk the hell out of there. Moonwalk so good the king of pop himself would give you a round of applause. Add in a "hee hee!" from a distance for effect.

    Do the "Hey, what's that?" and then run off routine
    Various Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    An oldie, but a classic that still works. Just point at anything and say, "Hey, what's that?" When the person or people turn their head in that direction, run out of the room as fast you can. They won't know what hit them.

    Fall asleep
    10 Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    No one wants to bother a person that's asleep. So nod off and shut your eyes, regardless if you're sitting or standing. After some time open your eyes again, and if done correctly the room should be empty.

    Pretend to take a call from your doctor
    10 Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    Loudly saying, "Sorry guys, I have to take this," even if your phone didn't ring or buzz at all, is the first step in this ploy. Put the phone to your ear and mouth, "It's my doctor," before scurrying out of the room. Perfect getaway.

    Clear your throat and get some water

    Clear your throat like you never have before -- enough for others to notice you are in dire need of some H2O. Continue to clear your throat as you exit the room. Simple, effective and foolproof.

    Inform them you're currently taking part in a marathon and you can't stay and talk
    10 Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    When the awkwardness kicks in, begin jogging in place while looking at your watch-less wrist. Yell, "Sorry, I'm in the middle of a marathon," and run off. This also counts as your exercise for the week.

    "Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"
    10 Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    It's proven that people quickly disperse upon hearing these words. So saying this once you feel you're in an awkward situation will be enough to instantly ease it. People don't want to be anyone near someone who says this, so you know it will always work.

    Yell "Taxi!" to nothing in particular
    10 Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    You're someone who is always on the move, so yelling out "Taxi!" out of nowhere will inform people of that. Just yell that out and be on your way even if you're indoors.

    You have a flight to catch
    10 Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    Sure, you probably hadn't mentioned flying out anytime soon, but that doesn't matter. No one wants to get in the way of someone who is trying to catch a flight, so use that to your advantage. And yeah, you don't have any bags packed, but that's irrelevant. All you need is yourself and your quick exit.

    Just roll away
    Various Foolproof Ways To Get Out Of An Awkward Situation
    Yep, it's that simple. Just roll your body out of that situation and don't look back.

     

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    It's supposed to be the happiest day of your life, when you're bonded with your soulmate under the eyes of God and the law in eternal matrimony. But as anybody who's ever been to a wedding can tell you, it's also a magnet for disaster. All kinds of things can go wrong when two hearts become one, and in this feature we'll share 10 tales of incredible misery at weddings. If you're looking for a reason to continue your bachelor lifestyle, read on.

    Groom Killed By A Beer Glass
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    There are plenty of ways to die on your wedding day, but this story from Brazil might be the single weirdest one we've ever heard. At the raucous reception following the marriage of Fabio Jefferson Maciel to Geise Guimaraes in Rio de Janeiro, the party went until nearly the break of dawn. At two in the morning, as Maciel was clowning around with a young bridesmaid, he tripped and fell to the ground. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, but the happy husband was for some reason carrying a beer glass in his pants pocket, and when he hit the ground it shattered and a piece of glass lanced the femoral artery in his leg, causing massive bleeding instantly. Paramedics couldn't arrive in time to save his life.

    Bridal Bouquet Causes Plane Crash
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    The throwing of the bouquet is one of the most popular wedding traditions, with the woman who catches it supposedly next in line to get married. But at a wedding in the Italian town of Suvereto, a stray flower toss led to a more dramatic climax. Instead of throwing the flowers in the traditional manner, the couple hired a microlight aircraft to swoop over the crowd and toss the bouquet down. Pretty dramatic, yes, but the plan went awry when the flowers were sucked into the engine and caught on fire. The pilot lost control of the plane and crashed into a nearby hostel, severely injuring one passenger. Thankfully, there weren't any casualties -- except the bouquet.

    Couple Gets Tasered
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    It's hard to keep your emotions in check on your wedding day, but you gotta try. At the Lakeside, Michigan, wedding of Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska, things started off pretty normally. The beachside ceremony was beautiful and dignified, the couple looked lovely and the vows were romantic. Then they headed to a local gallery for the reception and everything went wrong. Guests started to get wild, with one throwing a lamp through a plate-glass window, and the gallery owner called the cops. When they got there, the groom had some angry words for the officers, who responded by blasting him with a taser. Since he was holding his new wife's hand at the time, they both got shocked, and the police took the couple in and they spent their wedding night in separate holding cells.

    Dock Collapse
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    Everybody knows that weddings are all about the photo opportunities -- despite the fact that most people rarely if ever look at their nuptial shots after the event. So when a photographer got Dan and Jackie Anderson onto an aging dock in Crosslake, Minnesota, with their 20 bridesmaids and groomsmen, it was a recipe for disaster. The structure couldn't handle the combined weight of all that humanity and it rapidly sunk into the water, soaking everybody except for a few of the bridesmaids who managed to get off in time. Being dripping wet when you recite your vows isn't the way you want to get a marriage started, but the couple took it in reasonably good humor.

    Bare Boobs Arrest
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    Now that gay marriage is the law of the land, same-sex couples have the same opportunities as the rest of us to completely humiliate themselves in front of friends and family. At the 2010 lesbian wedding of Nicola Hutin and Sharon Hancox, the lager was flowing freely and blushing bride Hancox was pounding it back. She downed eight pints at the reception, held at a Swansea bar, and then when the bouncer attempted to eject the rowdy party she pulled the top of her dress down to expose her breasts and attacked him with a high-heeled shoe. Police were called and Hancox spent her wedding night in jail.

    Rifle Shot Kills Groom's Father
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    The custom of shooting off guns to celebrate a blessed event seems more and more inappropriate every year, but when Shekha Patel got married in Jandla, India, earlier this year the absolute worst-case scenario happened. After Patel tied the knot, a group of eight riflemen unloaded into the air. Trigger discipline, though, wasn't something they covered at the rehearsal, and one of the men lowered his weapon when reloading and accidentally pulled the trigger. He still had a bullet in the chamber, and it fired at point-blank range into the skull of the groom's father, killing him instantly.

    Pit Bull Attack
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    Uninvited guests can be a big problem at weddings, but this is ridiculous. Joel Neverez was actually on the list for the wedding of Brittany Schults and Jose Cortez-Trinidad. An old friend of the bride, he had struggled with mental illness in the past, and when he exchanged words with Schults at the reception, he stormed off in anger. Neverez returned a short while later with his dog, a pit bull terrier mix, that he released on the new bride. The animal knocked her to the ground and started dragging her around by the hair as Nevarez punched her with brass knuckles, laughing maniacally. He fled the scene and posted a number of menacing messages to Facebook before being arrested.

    Bride's Joke Cancels Wedding
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    It can be hard to keep a straight face when you're up there in front of just about everybody you know, but blushing bride Tina Albrecht probably should have kept her sense of humor in check at her 2007 wedding to Dietmar Koch. When the registrant asked if she took Koch as her husband, she jokingly said, "I don't," looking to get a laugh from the crowd. Unfortunately for her, Austria has a law preventing forced marriages, which meant that the ceremony could not continue and the duo couldn't try again for 10 weeks. All of the guests had to be sent home, and needless to say nobody was very happy about the mistimed attempt at comedy.

    Bride Arrested For Fraud
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    Police in Michigan had been on the trail of Tammy Lee Hinton for an identity theft charge for three years, but when they discovered she'd be getting married the opportunity arose to bring her in. The 53-year-old woman had fled to Florida, but a tip came in that she was returning to Michigan for her wedding and police staked out the City of Zion Ministries church, swooping in as the new bride walked out the front door with her husband, clapping her in handcuffs and taking her to jail. Her husband posted bail the same day, but I'm sure Hinton had a lot of explaining to do.

    Russian Roulette
    10 Weddings That Went Horribly Wrong
    Open bars are one of the best reasons to go to weddings, but sometimes guests knock down a little too much and things get wild. In 2010, a reception in Astrakhan, Russia, went pretty nightmarishly wrong when a friend of the groom gave a toast where he pretended to play Russian roulette with a supposedly empty gun. The toast got big laughs, but the laughter died when he passed the weapon to another guest, who put it up to his head and pulled the trigger. Nothing ruins a wedding dress quite like having brains splattered all over it, and even worse, the whole thing was captured on video.

     

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    You ever find yourself stuck in traffic and you stick your head out of your window to try and figure out what the holdup is? Well, this is one time where it was probably best for all the drivers to keep their head inside their car and their eyes looking straight down.

    Naked Mississippi Man Blocks Traffic During Rush Hour

    Pictures via Facebook

    Earlier today, a naked man blocked traffic on Woodrow Wilson Avenue in Jackson, MS, around seven in the morning. Drivers said the man would "display a rude gesture" every time they honked at him. I'm going to assume that means he was flipping everyone off, but since he was naked that can honestly mean anything.

    Naked Mississippi Man Blocks Traffic During Rush Hour
    The strange dude was arrested and traffic went back to being typical traffic that occurs when construction workers decide to work on the road during rush hour.

    Via WAPT

    And then there's this: Weird News: Naked California Man Watering His Lawn Arrested After Throwing Knife At Police

     

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    While jamming out with James Corden during Carpool Karaoke, the Red Hot Chili Peppers' frontman Anthony Kiedis actually saved a baby's life.

    So The Chili Peppers' Anthony Kiedis Saved A Baby's Life While Filming Carpool Karaoke
    Kiedis explained the moment to Chris Moyles during a Radio X interview: "We had a glorious dance-off after the wrestle-off, which led to a very interesting, unscripted moment," Kiedis said. "We were going to celebrate (the dance-off) with some Mexican food around the corner, and a woman came out of her house holding a child, saying 'My baby, my baby, my baby can't breathe!'"

    So Kiedis, the rest of the Chili Peppers and Corden all ran across the street toward the woman: "The lady thrust the baby into my arms," Kiedis explains. "The baby was not breathing. I thought, 'I'm going to try and do a little baby CPR real quick to see if I can get some air into this kid.' I tried to open the mouth but it was locked shut."

    Kiedis then "started rubbing the belly" of the baby: "...bubbles started coming out of the mouth, the eyes rolled back into place. The ambulance showed up. I handed the baby over, who was breathing and fine and we went back to Carpool Karaoke."


    All in a day's work.

    Jamie saves lives, too: Jamie Foxx Saves Driver From Burning Car

     

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    It's not just a woman twerking, it's Lexy Panterra reminding us all why she's the best when it comes to the extremely important skill that is twerking. This time around Lexy is just twerking and doing her thing while people walk around. That's pretty much it. But it's Lexy and everything she does deserves attention.

    Check out this sort of NSFW (but not really) video thanks to her YouTube:


    This is the best way to spend two minutes and 51 seconds.

    Have some more of Lexy: Lexy Panterra's New Twerking Video Will Keep You Entertained All Holiday Weekend Long

     

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    Well, he was a tad distracted.

    A guy was so into a woman's oral skills that he didn't even notice when she snatched his debit card. Jonisia Morris was able to rob the victim while she did her thing inside a parked car.

    Nashville Woman Robs Man While Giving Him Oral Sex
    The police report states that the 25-year-old was "performing oral sex on the victim while sitting in a car located at the Clarion Hotel," and while the guy was enjoying himself, Morris took it upon herself to enjoy goods on his dime. Morris swiped the wallet, took out the debit card, hid it under the seat and put the wallet back into the man's pocket.

    And all this happened while the man had no clue.

    Morris bought fuel and other stuff from a gas station with the card. And if your debit card is missing and you're in the Nashville area, just know that she has also admitted to numerous other debit card thefts in the area.

    Morris is facing charges of theft, fraudulent use of a credit card and indecent exposure (you know, for the sex act stuff inside a parked car).

    Via NY Daily News

    More distractions: 10 Crimes That Happened During Sex

     

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    Some people look older than their age, while others look younger. And if you're me, you look your age but feel like you're physically 90. Some people, though, look absolutely nothing like their age, and this is one of those cases.

    So allow us to creep you all the hell out by showing you a woman who looks like she's in elementary school, but is far from that.

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?
    Can you guess how old she is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?
    Take a guess.

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?
    No? Well before we show her in bikini, let us reveal her age:

    20.

    That's right, Marina Nagasawa is a 20-year-old bikini model...and an adult star who appears in erotic movies in Japan. Marina's thing is clearly looking like a schoolgirl.

    Take a look at more pics below and take a look at her Instagram if you want to feel more uncomfortable.

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?

    Can You Guess How Old This Woman Is?
    h/t Izismile

    Now try and guess this one: You Won't Believe How Old This Woman Is

     

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