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Sophie Simmons continues to remind us that her dad can't be completely hated for bringing KISS to the world, because he had a big part in bringing her into the world, too. This time around, Sophie showed us that she's one Simmons who is nice to look at when she arrived at the premiere of the film "The Neon Demon" in one head-turning dress.
Check out the photo of Sophie at the premiere thanks to the 23-year-old's Instagram:
We will never forgive you for KISS, Gene, but we're OK with your ability to procreate.
Here are some more photos of Sophie:
Sophie goes nude for us: Gene Simmons' Daughter Sophie Shares Nude Pic For Us To Ogle
According to The Atlanta Journal-Constitution, customers at a Sandy Springs Waffle House trying to enjoy their Texas Bacon Cheesesteak Melts probably didn't finish them after a 36-year-old naked man trying to get inside the "restaurant" decided to urinate on the door.
Thankfully, a customer named Derwin Rodgers decided to record Pissgate on his phone and began broadcasting it live on Facebook because he didn't know what Bashir Rasheed was going to do next. Rodgers said Rasheed was complaining that he was hot and "burning up."
"Apparently he was," Rodgers added. "It must have been Death Valley out here. He was butt-naked. That was totally inappropriate. I wouldn't know how to tell my kid what was going on at that time, to see a grown man. He was built like a potato."
When police arrived on the scene, they said Rasheed was only coherent enough to know he was at a Waffle House. He couldn't give police a reason for being naked as a jaybird, but he did grab himself and start pissing again for good measure.
Rasheed was arrested and charged with indecency, and we'll assume dessert sales around the time of the incident were an all-time low.
Hey, it could have been worse: Drunk Man Crashes Into Restaurant Then Gets Out And Masturbates
Just as I was disappointed in everyone who was involved in making the dress that looked like it had vaginas all over it for failing to realize that, I'm disappointed in the makers behind this rear bike light, too. Mainly because it looks like something that everyone is pretty familiar with.
Take a look at what I mean below:
Oh damn, it's a "heart design," and not the "balls design" I was looking for.
And this is a backpack someone actually bought: This Backpack Looks Like An Actual Scrotum, Complete With Pubic Hair
Well, at least this guy has an excuse. I mean, Val Kilmer did the same thing when he was sober.
According to Mashable, a customer at a popular Edgewater, Colorado, Thai restaurant who left a $1,088 tip for his server over the weekend had the stones to return the next day and ask for it back.
His reason? You guessed it: He was shithoused and couldn't differentiate between George Washington and Benjamin Franklin.
Bee Anantatho, the owner of Thailicious, said the man left one of her servers a tip of $1,088 for a $60 meal. That waiter was obviously ecstatic about it and wanted to put it in the tip jar where all servers share their tips, but Anantatho told him to hold onto it in case the customer came back for it.
Unfortunately for Anantatho's waitstaff, that was indeed the case the following morning when the customer came back, apologized and asked for it back.
"He said, 'I'm sorry, I was drunk,'" Anantatho said. "He didn't know he put all the money he had in the checkbook." She added that he mistakenly put the $100 bills down thinking they were actually of the one-dollar variety.
To be fair, the dude wound up leaving a $40 tip for the $60 meal, which is damn near a 67 percent tip. It's just that when you compare it to a tip of $1,088, it sucks.
Painting the high school in puke: Here Are The Wildest Things People Have Done While Drunk
Getting popped for giving your wife a Dutch oven is understandable, but receiving a beating that damn near leaves you unconscious for dropping ass while you sleep is beyond ridiculous.
According to Abel Abel, a woman in Zimbabwe was recently arrested and charged with domestic battery after she "punished" her husband for farting in bed by beating him to the point that he almost lost consciousness.
Fikile Nyamane told authorities that his wife Nompumelelo started with a hard elbow to his face the first time he passed gas while he was asleep in their bed. Naturally, he immediately woke up and asked his wife what the hell that was for, and she told him it was because of his "persistent farting."
Unfortunately, the beating didn't stop when Fikile closed his eyes for a second time, as his wife sat on top of him and unleashed a combination of punching and scratching. Even as Fikile fell out of the bed, he said his wife continued to hammer away on him. She even used pepper spray on him when he tried to restrain her.
And that begs the question, "Just what in the hell did Fikile eat?"
Not everybody hates farting: We Should All Be As Happy As This Farting Horse
Or, if the internet is to be believed, most Tinder matches are made in hell. Take the following text exchange as an example of how wrong these blind(ish) dates can go in a hurry.
Still think Tinder is a valuable use of your time and minimal effort?
Related: If Early 2000's Rock Bands Had Tinder Profiles
Another day, another beautiful collection of hilarious photos and memes from all over the internet. What a wonderful world.
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Finally, this one goes out to all my fellow Garys out there. I love you guys.
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And yet he still technically wins. Seems unfair.
An impressive feat. Too bad he'll never remember it.
Jeez, cat, get a grip.
So much for taking it easy on the children.
How's she going to watch the DVD facing that way, though?
You can see the pounds just melting away. Oh wait, that's the cheese.
Next time, try the door first.
Meet the real kung fu panda.
Get an iPod!
I could watch this all day...and it still might not be over.
The produce section is no place for a cat.
That's our cue to wrap things up. GIFs dismissed!
Study last week's hilarious GIFs for next time.
If there's one thing dads love, it's a bad joke. Unfortunately for them, we've only rounded up some of the funniest Father's Day jokes that Twitter has ever seen to make the big day of celebrating dad better than you could possibly imagine. Share these with him and it'll give you something to talk about to fill that awkward silence. Happy Father's Day to all your dads!
Happy Father's Day. Hold that flashlight steady so he can find that screw you made him drop.— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) June 21, 2015
A thoughtful way to honor your dad on Father's Day is to post a picture of him on a social media site that he doesn't know how to use.— OhNoSheTwitnt (@OhNoSheTwitnt) June 21, 2015
For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad a receipt proving I got my oil changed & a detailed description of the route we took to get to his house— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) June 18, 2015
Happy Father's day to all the dads out there trying to keep the front door closed so u don't AIR CONDITION THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD. COME ON— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) June 21, 2015
Father's Day tip: forgot a gift? Drop him off at The Home Depot and let him play with all the other dads.— luke (@internetluke) June 21, 2015
Get your dad what he really wants this Father's Day by turning off the lights when you leave a room.— Mike Primavera (@primawesome) June 18, 2015
Father's Day is the day you find out which of your friends still call him "Daddy"— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 15, 2014
Happy Father's Day to my dad even tho he NEVER ONCE surprised us by coming home from Iraq in a dramatic or funny video. :(— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 15, 2014
the apostrophe in "father's day" indicates that this day is meant to celebrate one dad only. my guess is Gene, down the street— chuuch (@ch000ch) June 21, 2015
Father's Day plan:— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) June 21, 2015
3. Open cards & presents
Happy Father's Day to my dad who taught me that you don't need feelings if you have sports.— Greg Dorris (@GregDorris) June 21, 2015
Rabbit dad: more like HOPPY Father's Day LOL— PaperWash© (@PaperWash) June 21, 2015
Rabbit mom: see this is why you only get weekend visitation
MY DAD JUST FELL THROUGH THE CEILING OMFGSKAJSJSJA pic.twitter.com/YOFHIgTzuj— Deric (@DericRichardson) April 4, 2014
It's my first Father's Day as a father and my second as a murderer I'VE SAID TOO MUCH— Brian Lynch (@BrianLynch) June 12, 2013
Being a father is thankless except for one day a year when a child gives you a bad tie you paid for. Happy Father's Day.— Mike Birbiglia (@birbigs) June 16, 2013
Happy Father's Day to a group that is always forgotten: mean drunk neighbors who yell at other people's kids. Thanks for helping out!— Adam McKay (@GhostPanther) June 16, 2013
Giving my dad a box of rope for Father's Day. It's an inside joke between me and the rope— Jacy Catlin (@ieatanddrink) June 12, 2014
Father's Day shopping for my dad. What store has "a tight spiral thrown by a non-pussy"?— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) June 11, 2013
Dear ladies wondering: "Should I buy a Father's Day card for my boyfriend and make it 'from the cat'?" No, probably not.— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 13, 2014
Happy Father's Day, everyone. pic.twitter.com/B0rJYlLE4i— Dan Casey (@osteoferocious) June 21, 2015
jesus: hey dad— EJ Gomez (@EJGomez) June 21, 2015
jesus: happy Father's Day
God: thanks bud
God: hey listen man so im gonna need u to die on a cross
My Father's Day card to my dad is simply this:— Amber (@Amburglar_) June 14, 2014
Hey Dad, I'm not in this picture. Happy Father's Day. pic.twitter.com/8f71r6iuox
If your daughter is dating a club promoter, you don't deserve a Father's Day card.— Jenny Mollen (@jennyandteets) June 14, 2014
Father's Day is about remembering the day your dad tricked your mom into believing he was wearing a condom.— Jenny Johnson (@JennyJohnsonHi5) June 15, 2013
Father's Day prank: leave your dad to get a pack of cigarettes— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) June 15, 2014
Trust me, your Father's Day could be weirder.— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) June 22, 2015
.@HulkHogan I watched a video of you having sex and I regret it forever happy Father's Day— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) June 13, 2013
Related: 10 TV Fathers Who Prove Yours Isn't So Bad
How so? Live streaming websites host stolen clips from paid websites. The websites are "populated" (see: stolen) by the website's users, which is why some videos don't boast the greatest quality. With hundreds of millions of viewers visiting these websites every day, you can see how this stolen content can affect profit. Why aren't these websites being sued for theft? Because the websites aren't doing the stealing, it's us.
As such, it seems fitting to suggest some alternative websites for porn. These websites also boast the added benefit of looking completely innocent on your web history; it's a win-win! So let's get to it. Needless to say, as we are talking about porn here, the links below range from NSFW to Extremely NSFW.
I've finished myself to completion more than once on a Tumblr page (no shame here, guys). That's because Tumblr is basically a porn website that disguises itself otherwise. To see it from this perverted perspective, all you need is the knowledge of which Tumblr sites are best for viewing dirty images, videos and GIFs. Of the website's 200,000 most visited blogs, 11 percent host sex-related content.
Some good sites are: Boobs Are Cool, Masturbation Material, Naughty Girl GIFs and so on. Salon also released a collection of porn offerings on Tumblr, if you choose to indulge. Honestly, though: search anything on Tumblr and you'll undoubtedly find porn.
Some good accounts to follow are: @emilysears, @ini.helen, @instafootaddiction (if you're into feet), @monicaalvarez03, and so on. Esquire also features many worthwhile beauties in their series: Women We Love of Instagram, so if you want some other ladies to follow and fill your newsfeed with eye candy, check these out.
Some good accounts to get you started: @danadearmond, @sadiesantanaxxx, @Romi_Rain, @JoannaAngel and @ChanelPreston.
Reddit is user-populated and users like porn. So anything that porn lovers want to share will be shared. But you already know this.
Porn stars have Snapchat, too. So by following your favorite starlets, your mobile phone becomes a library of pornographic material. My recommendation for as many porn stars you can see in one account? Follow PornHub (@ph-official).
Each day, the account gives a different mainstream porn star access to their account. These porn stars, in turn, take images and videos all day long of whatever they choose. Talk about variety! More often than not, the media is sexually explicit in the best way possible. For other porn stars, celebrities, etc. to follow, check out SnapCodes.
6. Live sex websites
Experts have spoken. Live sex websites are the future of porn. The reasons for this is because we're bored with traditional porn. We want a more personal experience. Since live sex websites offers two-way communication between viewers and webcam models, people feel more attached to their pornography. It feels more personal. For this kind of pornography, I suggest you visit Chaturbate or Cam4. Chaturbate alone hosts over 3,000 worldwide broadcasters during peak hours. Go get it!
YouTube's copyright laws are pretty strict, meaning whenever porn is uploaded, it is taken down as quickly as possible. But that's not to say there isn't any porn on there, because there certainly is. If accessed at the right time, there could be ample amounts. Your best bet for accessing porn on Youtube is to simply input "porn" in the search bar and sort by "Newest." There. Done.
Image-based bulletin board website 4Chan is also the site responsible for The Fappening, an infamous scandal that saw hundreds of explicit and private photos of celebrities released to the public. Needless to say, you can find porn on the website if you want to. In fact, a very lucky 4Chan user wrote a porn screenplay, posted it on the website, and porn production company Brazzers made it happen. How cool is that!
Though brief, if you look hard enough, you can most definitely find porn on Vine. It may not be as explicit as we're used to (because they also have strict guidelines), but there are accounts available. For best (and easiest) results, visit VineRoulette and type in whatever pornographic keywords you can manufacture. You will find some porn. I'm sure of it.
You should always take preemptive action when it comes to your neighbors and anything that might disturb or worry them. Diane made the right call by leaving the following note in her building to let everyone know that she's not murdering her cat on Wednesday. But as you surely know by now, cats are a-holes, and this kitty wasn't taking Diane's lies sitting down.
OK, it was probably just someone else in her building who left that second note, but we stand by our view on cats.
Related: Beavis The Cat Is A Major Jerk
Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeros "No Love Like Yours"
Backed with their fourth album, sans the lovely Jade, singer Alex Ebert is shrugging off his alter-ego with their lead-off single, "No Love Like Yours," an impressive video directed by Olivia Wilde in which they kill off Edward Sharpe. The record is a mature masterpiece: less gypsy caravan, more classic ride through beautifully bending and ever-winding hymns about love and then some.
Richard Ashcroft "Out of My Body"
Europe's miracle musician is back on the solo train after a long time off. "These People" is the former Verve singer's first record in six years, since United Nations of Sound, his first solo trip since decade-old "Keys to the World." Ashcroft is back with an upgraded modern twist to his already stellar songwriter style, a decade's worth of tinkering with new music machines. The debut single, "This Is How It Feels," has the energy of "Bittersweet Symphony" fitting more into today's music while still standing out as timeless.
Justin Timberlake "Can't Stop This Feeling!"
Started by the animation of the new DreamWorks "Trolls" movie, J.T. stumbled on one of the most infectious songs to drop in some time. Shot with the cast of "Trolls," not to be confused with "Troll 2," one of the worst movies ever, so bad it's good, the song sparked new music that will lead to an eventual new album from the former Disney Mouseketeer. This is the very definition of summer vibe music, the closest thing to Will Smith's "Summertime."
The Strokes "Threat of Joy"
The first new music in three years from Julian and the joy boys features a four-song EP of could-be singles with an expected album on the way. The new tunes, umbrellaed under the name "Future Present Past," features this upbeat track, along with new songs "Drag Queen" and a two-part "OBLIVIUS," one of which is remixed, of course.
Butch Walker "East Coast Girl"
After last year's stripped-down heartbreak EP, "Afraid of Ghosts," Butch got back in the studio with his favorite new producer, Ryan Adams, for his first full-length album since 2011's "Spade," and his first solo stab (sans the Black Widows) since 2008's "Sycamore Meadows." The single, just announced and featuring a nostalgic 900-number ad lyric video, along with the new August album release proves that the Marvelous 3 is still just as marvelous, as he hits the road, hopefully embarking on some tour dates with Ryan Adams, if we're capable of being more spoiled.
Red Hot Chili Peppers "Dark Necessities"
The date June 17 is a big day on the calendar, combining Radiohead's new release on vinyl and Neil Young's "EARTH" record, in addition to Red Hot's 11th studio album. With 30 years and change under their rock belts, Kiedis and Flea got the boys back in studio after scrapping 30 or so songs under the direction of producer, Danger Mouse. The new song follows their melodic "I'm With You" from 2011 featuring newcomer shreddist, Josh Klinghoffer, and a bit more sentimentality.
Band of Horses "Casual Party"
Their fourth album, the first in four years, "Why Are You OK?" is set to launch, starring with the lead single "Casual Party," which is anything but. Stepping a little back from their branded folky sound, the new song, perhaps the new album too, explores new sonic spaces. Rick Rubin is credited for helping produce the album, which is expected to have a brighter sound based on a more playful setting for the writing portion of the recording.
Blink-182 "Rabbit Hole"
With the departure of Tom DeLonge, the band has regrouped with Alkaline Trio's Matt Skiba, the fill-in guitarist on their previous tour amidst the band's feather-ruffling blowup. Now reformed, refreshed but every bit as pervy, the boys are set to keep on punking while growing viscerally with their ongoing power pop punk love affair.
If you're looking for something a little harder in this section, try the new Thrice album, "To Be Everywhere Is to Be Nowhere," possibly the epitome of confusing heavy emo album titles. American Authors is set to release a new album the same day as Blink as well.
Snoop Dogg Feat. Wiz Khalifa "Kush Ups"
Nothing says summer like a little Snoop and some weed references. "Tha" new album, "Cool Aid," is set to drop in July -- check out his new song "Fireworks" -- as he takes the "high road" on tour this summer. It's like old school Snoop mixed with some new school Snoop. One thing is for sure: The reggae thing didn't last, Mr. Lion.
For more of the latest hip-hop, try on YG's sophomore release, "Still Brazy," with its title track single, coming out mid-June.
Fitz and the Tantrums "HandClap"
On the same day as "Pure McCartney" (June 10), new music arrives from Fitz and the Tantrums with their new self-titled album. Their third album in their six-year existence follows their lackluster "More Than Just a Dream" and its ironic title. The new songs sound just as enthusiastic as their early work, which is good because there's a lot of summer tour dates on the way from these pretty rockers.
Since the most important things about iPhones are being able to text and being able to use all those emojis, we sometimes overlook other functions that they slip in when they come out with a "new" version and charge you hundreds of dollars. So did you ever wonder what that tiny hole next to the back camera is?
It's a microphone. Take this moment to look at the back of your iPhone now. OK, good. Your iPhone comes with a total of three microphones, and the one near your back camera is a noise canceling one, and it helps receive the audio more accurately.
And hell, all that money you spent on your phone led to this: The front and back microphones also clear up audio when you take all the videos you take on Snapchat, and when you use Siri once in a blue moon.
Wow, Apple! What else will you do with your billions and billions of dollars?!
Hope you knew this, too: If You Didn't Know This About Your Iphone, Go Back To A Flip Phone
So check out some various ways to get out of that dreaded, unexpected and awkward situation.
Moonwalk your way out of there
That's right. When things go south, just let your feet take over and moonwalk the hell out of there. Moonwalk so good the king of pop himself would give you a round of applause. Add in a "hee hee!" from a distance for effect.
Do the "Hey, what's that?" and then run off routine
An oldie, but a classic that still works. Just point at anything and say, "Hey, what's that?" When the person or people turn their head in that direction, run out of the room as fast you can. They won't know what hit them.
No one wants to bother a person that's asleep. So nod off and shut your eyes, regardless if you're sitting or standing. After some time open your eyes again, and if done correctly the room should be empty.
Pretend to take a call from your doctor
Loudly saying, "Sorry guys, I have to take this," even if your phone didn't ring or buzz at all, is the first step in this ploy. Put the phone to your ear and mouth, "It's my doctor," before scurrying out of the room. Perfect getaway.
Clear your throat and get some water
Clear your throat like you never have before -- enough for others to notice you are in dire need of some H2O. Continue to clear your throat as you exit the room. Simple, effective and foolproof.
Inform them you're currently taking part in a marathon and you can't stay and talk
When the awkwardness kicks in, begin jogging in place while looking at your watch-less wrist. Yell, "Sorry, I'm in the middle of a marathon," and run off. This also counts as your exercise for the week.
"Excuse me, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior?"
It's proven that people quickly disperse upon hearing these words. So saying this once you feel you're in an awkward situation will be enough to instantly ease it. People don't want to be anyone near someone who says this, so you know it will always work.
Yell "Taxi!" to nothing in particular
You're someone who is always on the move, so yelling out "Taxi!" out of nowhere will inform people of that. Just yell that out and be on your way even if you're indoors.
You have a flight to catch
Sure, you probably hadn't mentioned flying out anytime soon, but that doesn't matter. No one wants to get in the way of someone who is trying to catch a flight, so use that to your advantage. And yeah, you don't have any bags packed, but that's irrelevant. All you need is yourself and your quick exit.
Just roll away
Yep, it's that simple. Just roll your body out of that situation and don't look back.
Groom Killed By A Beer Glass
There are plenty of ways to die on your wedding day, but this story from Brazil might be the single weirdest one we've ever heard. At the raucous reception following the marriage of Fabio Jefferson Maciel to Geise Guimaraes in Rio de Janeiro, the party went until nearly the break of dawn. At two in the morning, as Maciel was clowning around with a young bridesmaid, he tripped and fell to the ground. Normally, this wouldn't be a big deal, but the happy husband was for some reason carrying a beer glass in his pants pocket, and when he hit the ground it shattered and a piece of glass lanced the femoral artery in his leg, causing massive bleeding instantly. Paramedics couldn't arrive in time to save his life.
Bridal Bouquet Causes Plane Crash
The throwing of the bouquet is one of the most popular wedding traditions, with the woman who catches it supposedly next in line to get married. But at a wedding in the Italian town of Suvereto, a stray flower toss led to a more dramatic climax. Instead of throwing the flowers in the traditional manner, the couple hired a microlight aircraft to swoop over the crowd and toss the bouquet down. Pretty dramatic, yes, but the plan went awry when the flowers were sucked into the engine and caught on fire. The pilot lost control of the plane and crashed into a nearby hostel, severely injuring one passenger. Thankfully, there weren't any casualties -- except the bouquet.
Couple Gets Tasered
It's hard to keep your emotions in check on your wedding day, but you gotta try. At the Lakeside, Michigan, wedding of Andy Somora and Anna Pastuszwska, things started off pretty normally. The beachside ceremony was beautiful and dignified, the couple looked lovely and the vows were romantic. Then they headed to a local gallery for the reception and everything went wrong. Guests started to get wild, with one throwing a lamp through a plate-glass window, and the gallery owner called the cops. When they got there, the groom had some angry words for the officers, who responded by blasting him with a taser. Since he was holding his new wife's hand at the time, they both got shocked, and the police took the couple in and they spent their wedding night in separate holding cells.
Everybody knows that weddings are all about the photo opportunities -- despite the fact that most people rarely if ever look at their nuptial shots after the event. So when a photographer got Dan and Jackie Anderson onto an aging dock in Crosslake, Minnesota, with their 20 bridesmaids and groomsmen, it was a recipe for disaster. The structure couldn't handle the combined weight of all that humanity and it rapidly sunk into the water, soaking everybody except for a few of the bridesmaids who managed to get off in time. Being dripping wet when you recite your vows isn't the way you want to get a marriage started, but the couple took it in reasonably good humor.
Bare Boobs Arrest
Now that gay marriage is the law of the land, same-sex couples have the same opportunities as the rest of us to completely humiliate themselves in front of friends and family. At the 2010 lesbian wedding of Nicola Hutin and Sharon Hancox, the lager was flowing freely and blushing bride Hancox was pounding it back. She downed eight pints at the reception, held at a Swansea bar, and then when the bouncer attempted to eject the rowdy party she pulled the top of her dress down to expose her breasts and attacked him with a high-heeled shoe. Police were called and Hancox spent her wedding night in jail.
Rifle Shot Kills Groom's Father
The custom of shooting off guns to celebrate a blessed event seems more and more inappropriate every year, but when Shekha Patel got married in Jandla, India, earlier this year the absolute worst-case scenario happened. After Patel tied the knot, a group of eight riflemen unloaded into the air. Trigger discipline, though, wasn't something they covered at the rehearsal, and one of the men lowered his weapon when reloading and accidentally pulled the trigger. He still had a bullet in the chamber, and it fired at point-blank range into the skull of the groom's father, killing him instantly.
Pit Bull Attack
Uninvited guests can be a big problem at weddings, but this is ridiculous. Joel Neverez was actually on the list for the wedding of Brittany Schults and Jose Cortez-Trinidad. An old friend of the bride, he had struggled with mental illness in the past, and when he exchanged words with Schults at the reception, he stormed off in anger. Neverez returned a short while later with his dog, a pit bull terrier mix, that he released on the new bride. The animal knocked her to the ground and started dragging her around by the hair as Nevarez punched her with brass knuckles, laughing maniacally. He fled the scene and posted a number of menacing messages to Facebook before being arrested.
Bride's Joke Cancels Wedding
It can be hard to keep a straight face when you're up there in front of just about everybody you know, but blushing bride Tina Albrecht probably should have kept her sense of humor in check at her 2007 wedding to Dietmar Koch. When the registrant asked if she took Koch as her husband, she jokingly said, "I don't," looking to get a laugh from the crowd. Unfortunately for her, Austria has a law preventing forced marriages, which meant that the ceremony could not continue and the duo couldn't try again for 10 weeks. All of the guests had to be sent home, and needless to say nobody was very happy about the mistimed attempt at comedy.
Bride Arrested For Fraud
Police in Michigan had been on the trail of Tammy Lee Hinton for an identity theft charge for three years, but when they discovered she'd be getting married the opportunity arose to bring her in. The 53-year-old woman had fled to Florida, but a tip came in that she was returning to Michigan for her wedding and police staked out the City of Zion Ministries church, swooping in as the new bride walked out the front door with her husband, clapping her in handcuffs and taking her to jail. Her husband posted bail the same day, but I'm sure Hinton had a lot of explaining to do.
Open bars are one of the best reasons to go to weddings, but sometimes guests knock down a little too much and things get wild. In 2010, a reception in Astrakhan, Russia, went pretty nightmarishly wrong when a friend of the groom gave a toast where he pretended to play Russian roulette with a supposedly empty gun. The toast got big laughs, but the laughter died when he passed the weapon to another guest, who put it up to his head and pulled the trigger. Nothing ruins a wedding dress quite like having brains splattered all over it, and even worse, the whole thing was captured on video.
You ever find yourself stuck in traffic and you stick your head out of your window to try and figure out what the holdup is? Well, this is one time where it was probably best for all the drivers to keep their head inside their car and their eyes looking straight down.
Earlier today, a naked man blocked traffic on Woodrow Wilson Avenue in Jackson, MS, around seven in the morning. Drivers said the man would "display a rude gesture" every time they honked at him. I'm going to assume that means he was flipping everyone off, but since he was naked that can honestly mean anything.
The strange dude was arrested and traffic went back to being typical traffic that occurs when construction workers decide to work on the road during rush hour.
And then there's this: Weird News: Naked California Man Watering His Lawn Arrested After Throwing Knife At Police
While jamming out with James Corden during Carpool Karaoke, the Red Hot Chili Peppers' frontman Anthony Kiedis actually saved a baby's life.
Kiedis explained the moment to Chris Moyles during a Radio X interview: "We had a glorious dance-off after the wrestle-off, which led to a very interesting, unscripted moment," Kiedis said. "We were going to celebrate (the dance-off) with some Mexican food around the corner, and a woman came out of her house holding a child, saying 'My baby, my baby, my baby can't breathe!'"
So Kiedis, the rest of the Chili Peppers and Corden all ran across the street toward the woman: "The lady thrust the baby into my arms," Kiedis explains. "The baby was not breathing. I thought, 'I'm going to try and do a little baby CPR real quick to see if I can get some air into this kid.' I tried to open the mouth but it was locked shut."
Kiedis then "started rubbing the belly" of the baby: "...bubbles started coming out of the mouth, the eyes rolled back into place. The ambulance showed up. I handed the baby over, who was breathing and fine and we went back to Carpool Karaoke."
Anthony Kiedis saved a baby during Carpool Karaoke. This is incredible! https://t.co/9ZfxoRkOBr— Radio X (@RadioX) June 16, 2016
All in a day's work.
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It's not just a woman twerking, it's Lexy Panterra reminding us all why she's the best when it comes to the extremely important skill that is twerking. This time around Lexy is just twerking and doing her thing while people walk around. That's pretty much it. But it's Lexy and everything she does deserves attention.
Check out this sort of NSFW (but not really) video thanks to her YouTube:
This is the best way to spend two minutes and 51 seconds.
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Well, he was a tad distracted.
A guy was so into a woman's oral skills that he didn't even notice when she snatched his debit card. Jonisia Morris was able to rob the victim while she did her thing inside a parked car.
The police report states that the 25-year-old was "performing oral sex on the victim while sitting in a car located at the Clarion Hotel," and while the guy was enjoying himself, Morris took it upon herself to enjoy goods on his dime. Morris swiped the wallet, took out the debit card, hid it under the seat and put the wallet back into the man's pocket.
And all this happened while the man had no clue.
Morris bought fuel and other stuff from a gas station with the card. And if your debit card is missing and you're in the Nashville area, just know that she has also admitted to numerous other debit card thefts in the area.
Morris is facing charges of theft, fraudulent use of a credit card and indecent exposure (you know, for the sex act stuff inside a parked car).
Via NY Daily News
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Some people look older than their age, while others look younger. And if you're me, you look your age but feel like you're physically 90. Some people, though, look absolutely nothing like their age, and this is one of those cases.
So allow us to creep you all the hell out by showing you a woman who looks like she's in elementary school, but is far from that.
Can you guess how old she is?
Take a guess.
No? Well before we show her in bikini, let us reveal her age:
That's right, Marina Nagasawa is a 20-year-old bikini model...and an adult star who appears in erotic movies in Japan. Marina's thing is clearly looking like a schoolgirl.
Take a look at more pics below and take a look at her Instagram if you want to feel more uncomfortable.
Now try and guess this one: You Won't Believe How Old This Woman Is