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Math is difficult enough to do while sitting down with a pen and paper, and a tad easier to do if you can figure out how to use the 700 buttons on a scientific calculator. But imagine how difficult it was for the porn stars who attempted to solve math problems all while riding "the ultimate sex toy."
Thanks to Simple Pickup, a bunch of porn stars took a ride on a Sybian and tried to see if they could figure out some math. Porn stars like Penny Pax, Skin Diamond, Anikka Albrite and Dana DeArmond all took a shot at it. Take a look at the video below:
Sure, they didn't answer them correctly, but we're OK with that. We really are.
In the name of charity: These Women Rode A Sex Toy At The Beach...For Charity
Let's all give it up for Abigail Ratchford. The woman sure knows how to stick it out on Instagram and keep from being banned, even though she really enjoys testing Instagram's much talked about "anti-nudity" policy.
If they won't allow her to free the nipple, well then Abigail is going to put on the lowest cut of any shirt she can find. Take a look at what I mean thanks to these photos from Abigail's Instagram:
And if her shirt isn't doing the job, maybe she can show off her goods at the right angle:
Or maybe she can go with the classic hand-bra.
Good going, Abigail. You're really sticking it to the man. And we support you fully.
A hero: Abigail Ratchford Just Took The Best Mirror Selfies You'll See
Welcome back to the work week. Get rid of your case of the Mondays with a fresh batch of funny photos. And if these photos don't do the trick, check us out on Twitter and Instagram. (If you're still down in the dumps after that, try vodka.)
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Note: For the sake of all our eyeballs, I didn't include Japanese game show hosts, who would have unfairly dominated this list.
Pat and Vanna had been going along strong for years before he decided to try and suck her face clean off her neck during their final daytime appearance. Obviously, we can understand that Pat had been building up many seasons of frustration while trying to find such an in on the former Playboy model, but dude, go easy on the suction. This moment could have gotten even pervier, too, as Merv Griffin walked up and seemed to be waiting his turn. But apparently, he was just there to shake his head in disapproval.
Gene Rayburn was no stranger to telling contestants they have nice nipples, but for his perviest moment, I gotta go with the clip pictured above. When the short-skirted contestant accidentally flashes her silky '70s bloomers, it's seemingly the greatest thing that's ever happened to Gene, so much so that's he feels compelled to start undressing himself. Fortunately, celebrity contestant McLean Stephenson (aka Lt. Colonel Henry Blake) gets just as excited and has to hug Gene immediately, preventing any further disrobing.
It was a lot more obvious when he was sporting a sweet '70s porn 'stache, but Trebek's creepy ways still found their way onto the small screen post shave. It would be one thing if Alex saved his "so young, so young" comment for College Week, but the Teen Tournament?
Keep in mind, it was the '70s, so pretty little girls reaching into Bob's "Hundred Dollar Pocket" were just par for the course. But if Bob tried to get away with that crap these days, he'd be slapped with so many lawsuits...oh wait, the '80s and '90s made Bob quickly realize that political correctness was going to cost him in court. Picking Boinking Bob's sleaziest moment is like trying to pick which one of your kids is more annoying -- impossible. So please, enjoy the above compilation of creep, and watch the master at work. While it won't work on the die-hard feminists, I'm pretty sure if you tried to talk like this to most hipster girls today, you might even get somewhere, seeing as how much they love that vintage crap.
Girls just want to have fun, too. So you can understand Meredith's appreciation for this man in uniform just trying to be a millionaire while serving our great country. If more women were allowed to host game shows, I'm pretty sure this would be happening all the time, so we can all thank the white male gatekeepers in charge of the studios for keeping such a sacred, respectable job in the hands of the men.
Perhaps it's because his name sounds like a generic Viagra competitor, but Regis is one horny little fella who just can't help but cop a feel of Nicki Minaj's tractor beam bubble butt. If not for Kelly Ripa, Rege totally would have gotten away with it, too. Instead, he slyly changes the subject to his bro crush on "Little Wayne." Sure, it's not a game show moment, but semantically speaking, it is a pervy game show host moment, because the great one is, and always will be, a Hall of Fame game show host. And if there were a Pervy Game Show Host Hall of Fame, Randy Regis would be a first ballot inductee.
The guy's name is Wink, so odds are good that he let his true perv colors fly on occasion. The annals of YouTube didn't divulge as much culpable footage as I would have liked, but the clip above is still pretty telling. However, Wink's well into his golden years by now, so you do have to cut the guy some slack for being really old. And old guys don't really have a choice but to be pervy around young buxom ladies, right? If you need further proof that Wink likes the kink, though, the Martindale is actually an Urban Dictionary sex move -- presumably named after the world's most famous Martindale -- which involves a lady and two little people "preferably light weight and homeless in appearance."
If you show up drunk to work every day, and you have a rule that you have to kiss all the ladies for luck, then you're likely going to have some pervy moments. Like with Bob Barker, to pick just one would be disrespecting an inimitable career based on perversion. All in all, it's estimated that ol' Dick kissed 20,000 women during his "Family Feud" residency, presumably about 60 percent of which were of the French variety. And that's not even counting the girls he really liked, who got extra kisses -- often to the point of really uncomfortable television. No wonder I always wanted to be a game show host.
Somehow this was legal in Canada, which ought to give us one more reason to keep a watchful eye on our Neighbors to the North. As the host of Canadian game show "Just Like Mom," part of dirty Fergie's shtick was to coerce underage girls into giving him kisses, almost to the point where it seemed scripted. And if these young girls refused his creepy advances? Well, he went ahead and kissed them anyways. Why a slew of Canadian mothers would subject their progeny to such molestation is beyond me, but it should have been nipped in the bud long before Olver had a chance to host four full seasons. Seriously, it's impossible to Google "pervy" and "creepy game show host" and find anything about anyone other than this borderline pedophile. It sure made writing this list far more difficult (especially when coupled with the search term "slimy game show host" being co-opted by Nickelodeon shows).
OK, so we're like five months away from Thanksgiving, but that doesn't mean that we can't get a head start on things, and what better way to do that than to share this epic Thanksgiving fight that occurred in the skies.
It all started when one man's flight was delayed, and a woman lost her mind. That man? Elan Gale. Check out his rant thanks to his Twitter:
We can get behind this rant: Man's Angry Twitter Rant Says What We're All Thinking About 'The Big Bang Theory'
It's summer, so that means you have to either sweat like a goblin or reveal your pasty, chalk-like body to the world by popping on those jean shorts. To make your transition into air conditioning season a little easier, we've put together 30 of the funniest tweets from hilarious people about the joys of summer. Stay cool out there.
Ah, summer. Time to feel worse than usual about my appearance, but still do nothing to change it— Hippo (@InternetHippo) May 6, 2016
Today is so hot I pretended to like its writing— Brian Gaar (@briangaar) July 21, 2013
summer: wait its midnight alredy?? the sun hasn't even set yet!! lol— jomny sun (@jonnysun) December 2, 2015
winter: HOW. HOW IS IT NOT EVEN 8PM. THE SUN SET LIKE 5 DAYS AGO
High school prepares kids for real life, where the work day ends at 3PM, summer vacation is 2 months long, and calculators are illegal.— Max Scoville (@MaxScoville) November 17, 2015
My mom found letters I wrote her from summer camp when I was 9. pic.twitter.com/juLCu9ld8m— GABY DUNN (@gabydunn) March 21, 2016
College graduates look awfully happy for people who'll never have an entire summer off again.— golden state spice (@goldengateblond) May 24, 2016
My apartment is so hot John Mayer just lazily fingered it while yawning.— Patrick Walsh (@thepatrickwalsh) August 30, 2012
It's so hot I want to die. It's only 85° but I already sorta wanted to die.— shut up, mike (@shutupmikeginn) July 31, 2014
Funny that "I Know What You Did Last Summer" is a horror movie about white teenagers being held responsible for their hit and run— Drew (@MostlyPregnant) August 10, 2015
I agreed with a coworker that it's so hot but really I think it's just very warm. Who knows how long I have before my lie catches up to me— Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) September 3, 2013
On the one hand, I'm excited for summer. On the other, there are so many people I don't want to see in shorts.— Julius Sharpe (@juliussharpe) May 29, 2016
Ur gonna love this band, they're super indie. The guitarist is deaf, the drummer is a spoon of cinnamon, the bassist is a summer breeze, the— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) September 25, 2015
Today is so hot I accidentally liked a picture of it from 2012— ♡ Good Account ♡ (@SortaBad) July 1, 2015
Carl: So hot today.— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) July 11, 2014
Me: Tell me something I don't know.
Carl: During WW II, Americans tried to train bats to drop bombs.
Me: Fair enough.
It's so hot I've just seen a man fanning himself with his sandwich before each bite.— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) July 1, 2015
Make sure you stress about that summer body you want. Your constantly increased heart rate will make the pounds fall off! #lifehack— Jack Garratt (@JackGarratt) May 17, 2016
Its so hot out right now that my balls are stuck to the leg of the guy sitting next to me.— bottom text (@JermHimselfish) July 16, 2012
Teachers should get to go to summer camp for free and come back ready to mold our shitty offspring with a tan and the will to live again.— Adrienne Airhart (@craydrienne) May 14, 2016
When you're partway through the summer holidays and the kids are bored. pic.twitter.com/s9sHseUL6G— hrtbps (@hrtbps) August 3, 2015
One of my biggest fears is that Ted Cruz is still in the race during the summer & we'll be subjected to watching him "eat" an ice cream cone— Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 2, 2016
I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses.— Josh Hara (@yoyoha) August 21, 2015
It's gettin hot in herre, so take off all yo clothes. I am gettin so hot, I want serious, comprehensive, global carbon-reduction initiatives— (((Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) August 5, 2012
like the cicadas emerging from many dark years spent below ground, i too hope to shed my exoskeleton, mate once and promptly die this summer— 000___000 (@000___000) April 27, 2016
The weather is so hot it hasn't had to pay for its drinks in weeks.— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 20, 2013
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) April 23, 2016
You're making me sweat a lot.
*Sandy, age 63, opens Facebook*— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) February 1, 2016
*sees friend request from Danny Zuko*
*deletes it without second thought*
- Grease 3, coming summer 2017
It's so hot, everybody looks like they're in an American Apparel ad.— braden graeber (@hipstermermaid) August 10, 2012
It is so hot that I've gone from masturbating in front of a box fan to masturbating TO the box fan.— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 19, 2013
It's so hot in LA today, Johnny Depp is only wearing 2 scarves— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) August 15, 2015
It's so weird how much my summer clothes shrink every winter.— golden state spice (@goldengateblond) May 24, 2016
The simplest of pictures can be hilariously photoshopped if it ends up in the internet's hands, and it has happened again. While a kid with a raft on his head was understandably photoshopped, you'd think that a picture of lawn that has been ripped off thanks to a fallen tree from a big Boston storm wouldn't be. But alas, this is the internet and anything is something in this land.
Check out the original photo of the lawn below:
And now see what happened when the folks at Reddit got a hold of it:
And of course, this was where the hatch from "Lost" was all along:
And let's not forget this one: Majestic Dog Leap Gets Hilarious Photoshop Treatment
1. "The Babadook" (2014)
The Babadook isn't full of blood and gore with a killer running around stabbing teenagers. Instead, it's a story of dread that sticks with you long after it's over. And best of all, it's a fantastic story of a mother and son figuring out their relationship in the midst of hardship. It's sad, moving and has one of those endings you'll be thinking about for weeks.
2. "Event Horizon" (1997)
The '90s were definitely a rough decade for horror, but one of the most overlooked gems was the deep space horror flick "Event Horizon." Sam Neill is at his creepiest, as Laurence Fishburne and the crew of a spaceship have to figure out what happened on an abandoned ship and where the crew could have possibly gone.
3. "Dead Silence" (2007)
Before James Wan was making "The Conjuring," "Insidious" and "Furious 7" he made a little, underrated movie called "Dead Silence." The story follows a man trying to figure out what caused his wife's horrific death and how it could all be connected to an old children's saying about a creepy ventriloquist. Because we all know there is nothing scarier than puppets.
4. "Wes Craven's New Nightmare" (1994)
The first "Nightmare on Elm Street" was terrifying. Wes Craven was at the helm and gave us a truly horrifying tale. Then the sequels came along and turned Freddy into a silly cartoon-like villain spouting off puns and catch phrases. "New Nightmare" was the triumphant return of Wes Craven to the franchise and he did not disappoint. This is the vintage, terrifying Freddy that gave us nightmares as kids. Outside of the original, this is the best "Nightmare on Elm Street" movie.
5. "Hush" (2016)
Mike Flanagan blew us away with the absolutely fantastic "Oculus," but this time around it's not about evil mirrors or demons. "Hush" is about a deaf woman who lives in a large, secluded house that becomes the target of a masked murderer. The tension is nearly unbearable at times and the performances are great. This one is only on Netflix and fairly new so add it to your list as soon as possible.
6. "The Pact" (2012)
"The Pact" was one of those movies that I scrolled past dozens of times without giving it a second thought, until I finally watched it on a whim and was thoroughly impressed. It follows two sisters that go back to their childhood home after their mom dies, but something just doesn't feel right. I don't want to give away what happens, but it's certainly not anything you'd see coming. The sequel is also on Netflix and is worth checking out as well.
7. "The Den" (2013)
This was another wonderful surprise. "The Den" is about a woman doing a study of how people behave on web cam chats, like Chat Roulette. Then, of course, she witnesses what appears to be a violent murder and everything quickly goes to hell. If there's any lesson to be learned here it's don't chat with strangers on the internet because you'll probably end up getting murdered?
8. "Honeymoon" (2014)
A couple takes a trip to a secluded lake house for their honeymoon and, you guessed it, things get dark and weird. There are so many great things to mention about "Honeymoon." It's shot well, the performances are fantastic and it keeps you engaged from beginning to end. Plus it features Rose Leslie from "Game of Thrones."
9. "Pontypool" (2008)
We've seen the zombie apocalypse from the eye of the storm, but what about in a secluded building where information on the outbreak can only trickle in small bits at a time? "Pontypool" takes place inside a radio station where what you don't see is way more terrifying than monsters running around and chasing everyone. Things take a very different turn toward the end that might not be the ideal ending for some viewers, but you certainly can't fault it for a lack of originality.
10. "Creep" (2014)
Mark Duplass plays a creepy guy in a secluded cabin who hires a cameraman to come in and film him for the day. The premise is simple, but the scares certainly aren't scarce. Not only do Patrick Brice and Mark Duplass make a fantastic little horror movie, they show that you don't need a big budget to pull it off. Even if you aren't into horror it's worth watching just to appreciate the writing and vision.
11. "V/H/S 2" (2013)
All of the "V/H/S" anthology movies are on Netflix and the first one is definitely worth checking out, while the third one has some good moments, but will leave you pretty underwhelmed. Most of the segments are solid in the second one, but the cult scene is worth the price of admission alone. It's absolutely incredible and is shot so well you'll forget it's found footage. It proves that found footage can be compelling and natural without your having to suspend disbelief as to why someone would be recording.
12. "The Horde" (2009)
A group of cops take the law into their own hands and go after a building full of gangsters. That seems like a scary night on its own, but in the middle of everything the zombie apocalypse begins. Now the two groups that were trying to murder each other have to attempt to work together to survive the night. If you need your bloody zombie fix, this is the one for you.
13. "Would You Rather" (2012)
What would you be willing to do to have your biggest debts wiped clean? In "Would You Rather" a crazed man brings together a group of desperate people with that very promise, but then pushes them into a sadistic game of murder and horror. Imagine "Saw," but everyone is sitting around a dinner table.
14. "Contracted" (2013)
What's the worst thing that could happen after a one-night stand? If you said a pregnancy you clearly haven't watched "Contracted." If you're planning a Netflix and chill night with something a little extra afterwards, this certainly isn't the movie for you because sex has never looked less appealing and caused you to hold down vomit like it does here. And, oh yes, there are plenty of maggots.
15. "Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy" (2010)
This isn't a horror movie per say, but any fan of horror absolutely must watch "Never Sleep Again." You get an amazing look at the rise of Freddy and the behind-the-scenes process that brought him to life. Nowhere else can you get more interviews and inside information on every unforgettable scene than this in-depth documentary. It's all the Freddy you need.
Menstrual Blood Trump
We'll start with a popular news item from way back in September of last year when Donald Trump was saying horrible things about immigrants and women that were pissing everyone off. Not much has changed since then, including our ability to stomach this painting of The Donald by Sarah Levy, made using her own menstrual blood. Yes, it's going to be one of those kinds of lists. Hang in there.
Bloody Airbrush Paintings
Biting your nails is a filthy habit all its own, so we're not quite sure how Mike Drake was able to turn his old clippings into what some deem art. Art that sells for $300 to $500 apiece, mind you. Are you feeling queasy yet?
Human Blubber Soap
People will try just about anything that has the word "organic" on it. I guess that goes for this soap made from the excess lard of performance and makeup artist Orestes De La Paz, who poured his liposuctioned fat and soul into the bars of soap he wound up selling for 1000 bucks a pop. Seems reasonable. You can check out the full process above, but prepare to never want to eat mashed potatoes again.
Back Hair Calendar
With works with names like "AmHAIRica The Beautiful," it was only a matter of time before former graphic designer turned manscaping expert Tyler Harding turned his terrible idea of calling this crap art into a full-fledged "CalendHAIR." Well, that's not fair. Technically, this is a joint effort with his canvas: a woolly mammoth of a man by the name of Mike Wolfe. That's right, it took two people to get famous for this ridiculous joke of a concept.
Millie Brown drinks colored milk, then pukes all over some canvases. Call it art if you'd like. We call it "the reason we are only doing two more of these." You want more; watch the splattertastic video embedded above.
Even your basic mutilation porn is considered art to some people. Take London-based university lecturer Lauren Barri Holstein, for instance. She showed a video of herself cutting tomatoes with a vagina knife and giving birth to a plastic Bambi toy and called it feminist performance art. Unfortunately, most of her students didn't see it that way.
Dead Cat Drone
We take back all the nasty things we've said about these so-called artists, namely Bart Jansen. This Dutchman turned his dead cat into a flying mechanism called the Orvillecopter (named after Orville Wright, of course). After all, who doesn't want their dead rotting corpse to be turned into a novelty helicopter? That's not remotely disturbing. Emphasis on "remote."
Pornhub is arguably the most popular website to get all your naked needs. And when they aren't busy sharing thousands of videos, or creating important things like the Wankband or the twerking butt sex toy, they are busy trying to entertain everyone on their hilarious Twitter.
Thanks to a gal named Aria, Pornhub's Twitter followers are served hilarious jokes day in and day out. Check out some of their best work below:
h/t The Chive
Thanks, Pornhub: 10 Things We Learned About Our Relationship With Porn From Pornhub Insights
Plenty of people in Florida have dreams of keeping an alligator as a pet, but there's only one Rambo. The 15-year-old gator has been living with Mary Thorn for the last seven years, and she's spent that time teaching the massive predatory lizard a bunch of tricks. He's famous in the local community for the outfits that Thorn dresses him up in, but don't think she's just goofing around -- the alligator's skin is very sensitive to light, so when she dresses him up like a police officer it's actually for medical reasons. Rambo also loves to ride around on an ATV, because why not?
A Pack Of Wolves
With the popularity of "Game of Thrones," there's been a renewed wave of interest in wolves as pets. It's not a good idea -- even though they look like big dogs, wolves are supposedly impossible to fully domesticate, and if they turn on you they can cause some serious damage. Don't tell the Selekh family that, though. Living in the frosty Russian village of Zacherevye, Oleg Selekh found four orphaned wolf cubs in the forest and brought them home. Now grown to full size, the quartet have blended into the pack famously, romping with Oleg's 10-year-old daughter.
Biologically, bears are pretty closely related to dogs, just a hell of a lot bigger and without the desire to please you. That didn't stop Russian couple Svetlana and Yuriy Panteleenko from taking in a baby brown bear named Stepan 23 years ago. The cub had been found by hunters, its mother killed, and it was unlikely to survive in the wild. The Panteleenkos, animal trainers by trade, raised the baby bear as if it were their own and managed to domesticate it to an insane degree of gentleness. Having a bear for a pet isn't all fun and games, though -- Stepan eats 55 pounds of fish a day, plus eggs and vegetables.
Did you know that the American bison is our official national animal? That said, these massive ungulates don't make the best household pets. That is, unless you're R.C. Bridges. The Texas man shares his home not only with his wife Sharon but with a pair of bison -- 2,400 pound Wildthing and comparatively tiny Bullet, who weighs in at just 900 pounds. Bridges, known in the trade as "the bison whisperer," lets the two humungous herbivores roam freely through the house, where they have their own room. Astonishingly, the animals are housebroken, which is probably a relief to Sharon.
One of the most reviled members of the animal kingdom, the hyena gets cast as the villain more often than not. But even a slavering carrion-eater can be domesticated with enough love. Just ask Shandor Larenty. This South African teen, the son of a lion wrangler, took a liking to a hyena that was rejected by its mother and raised it himself. Now named Thender, the massive 200-pound beast follows Larenty everywhere, even gently taking food out of his mouth. Larenty's wild animal skills don't end there, though -- he's currently working on training cheetahs.
Sure, plenty of people have pythons as pets -- but they're kept in cages and tanks where they can't get up to mischief. Let's take a quick trip to Cambodia to meet a family that's a little more relaxed with their snake. Farmer Khuorn Sam Ol's young son Uorn Sambath has a special relationship with a massive python named Chamroeun. The snake slithered into the house as a baby when Uorn was just three months old, and the pair have been inseperable ever since. They slept in the same crib, and now that Uorn is older he naps in Chamroeun's coils, to the shock of tourists. Local villagers believe that the boy and the snake were husband and wife in a past life.
A Polar Bear
Widely regarded as the most dangerous species of bear, polar bears are nothing to mess around with. The massive mammals can kill a human with one swipe of their paws and break bones to powder with insanely strong jaws. But if you're Canadian bear aficionado Mark Dumas, you share your bed with one and even go swimming in the pool with it. Agee, Mark's pet polar bear, was raised from a cub with Dumas and the pair have an intense bond, playfully wrestling and taking naps together. Be warned, though - just because she's friendly with Dumas doesn't mean she's housetrained -- any other human who stepped into her enclosure would probably get his ass kicked.
You wouldn't think that the king of beasts would adapt well to life as a domesticated animal, but don't tell Timba that. The South African white lion was adopted by Annel Snyman as a tiny baby, and she raised it to get along with her family dog. He's not the first wild animal that she's taken care of, but unlike the others he decided to stick around and become part of the family. Now Timba, who eats nine pounds of meat a day, can often be found cuddling up on the couch with Snyman at the end of a long day of romping in the yard. He used to sleep in the bed with her but Timba's too big to fit in the bedroom, having grown to his full adult weight of 265 pounds.
Revered as a trickster god by many Native American tribes, coyotes, like wolves, aren't known for their domesticability. Don't tell that to the Hanestad family of Eau Claire, Wisconsin, who count Wiley the coyote as a pet. They took the animal in when it was just a pup and it bonded with young Hailey Hanestad. The coyote relaxes on her bed when she does her homework and the duo spend time in the evening howling at the moon together. Wiley is one of the only coyotes to ever be domesticated (there's only one other report of it happening ever), but he seems to have adapted to house life fairly well. He plays fetch, walks on a leash and even gets along with ordinary dogs.
As anybody who's ever owned a house cat knows, you don't want to have just one. Solo cats get weird and lonely. Apparently that extends to larger members of the feline family as well. Just ask Brazilian Aryas Borges, who shares his house with a whopping seven tigers. Borges started out by adopting a pair of the animals from a sanctuary and, as has happened with pet owners since the dawn of time, was surprised when the female got pregnant. Since he raised them from birth, the brood of big cats are incredibly tame. One of the young tigers lets Borges's two year old granddaughter ride around on its back. Borges also has two lions and a chihuahua, but we're running out of room here.
Last night, the Cleveland Cavaliers became the first team in NBA history to comeback from a 3-1 deficit in the NBA Finals to knock off the defending champion Golden State Warriors. And how did they celebrate? By pouring champagne on one of their
fans waitresses. Well, that's what J.R. Smith did at least (in typical J.R. Smith fashion).
Check out the video below thanks to Arash Markazi's Twitter:
J.R. Smith, ladies and gentlemen. pic.twitter.com/VILj1X5e35— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) June 20, 2016
Smith wasn't the only former Knick having a good time -- Iman Shumpert did as well.
As Iman Shumpert will tell you sometimes you just have to lose the shirt when your song comes on. pic.twitter.com/riB5IiHOSD— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) June 20, 2016
But frankly, Smith was in a world of his own:
J.R. Smith is the star of the party at XS. pic.twitter.com/aGJWrH94DT— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) June 20, 2016
Browns won't ever win anything, so might as well enjoy this one Cleveland:
Most championship trips from Oakland to Cleveland stop in Las Vegas or so I'm told. pic.twitter.com/FMIkihvVKz— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) June 20, 2016
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Well, that's one way to sell your couch faster.
All that Jessica O'Brien wanted to do was sell her shitty couch, and all she did was include a picture of her boobs along with the pictures of the couch. The 25-year-old only intended to advertise on a buy and sell page that she was selling her couch for about $440. And while she did include pictures of said couch, she also included one picture that stood out from the rest.
Check the pictures out below and see if you can spot which of them doesn't fit:
Jessica uploaded the pictures from her phone, and when she noticed her flub she quickly had this to say: "When you make an absolute schoolboy error on your buy and sell post!!!"
According to some of Jessica's friends, Jessica was left "mortified," and that she's "really embarrassed."
The post has been deleted by a moderator, but if you're interested in seeing the NSFW uncensored pictures click the link here.
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Sure, sometimes Sofia Vergaraslips into her native tongue and you can't understand what she's trying to say, but there's nothing hard to understand about her hanging out in a bikini -- that's universally understood as one hot weekend.
Sofia took it to her Instagram to show everyone that she had a better weekend than all of us. Here she is in her massive backyard:
And here she is having an easy life in her pool:
And there you are thinking about how much you hate your above-ground pool.
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Ben Affleck is one of the biggest stars in Hollywood, but even the biggest stars sometimes see the flaws in their own blockbusters. While "Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice" certainly has its plot holes, we're here to talk about one of Affleck's older hits.
That movie? "Armageddon."
Affleck provided DVD commentary on the 1998 film starring himself, Bruce Willis, Liv Tyler and a ton of other late-'90s mega-stars. In that commentary, Affleck revealed that he understands that the movie basically made no sense whatsoever.
Check out some of Affleck's commentary thanks to Sylvie's Twitter:
Ben Affleck should do DVD commentaries more often. What a ledge. pic.twitter.com/gQ3abVpcDu— Sylvie. (@u_sylvie) June 14, 2016
Although to be fair, when has there ever been logic in a Michael Bay film?
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The waters are so deep, and some parts are so undisturbed, that there seem to lie unknown creatures down there. One of those creatures was spotted, and is said to be the Kraken.
Using Google Earth, the creature spotted swimming off the coast of Deception Island near Antarctica is said to be over 100 feet long. But it could be even larger if the tentacles are included as well. Scott C. Waring of UFO Sightings Daily believes it to be the Kraken, or possibly the believed-to-be extinct Plesiosaurus.
Check out the video of the sighting thanks to a YouTube video posted by Wowforreeel:
Other theories include a UFO coming out of the water and, not as interestingly, just a giant whale.
What do you think this is?
h/t Daily Mail
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When you see that someone has parked like a dick, it's probably best not to confront them directly on the off chance that you're dealing with a person of the unhinged variety. That's why many choose the passive-aggressive note route. Sure, it may seem a bit more cowardly, but at least it requires you to be clever with your spineless complaint. Take this latest example, for instance:
Spot is most certainly all bark and no bite.
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Everyone is quite aware that Kesha has had a rough first half of the year, yet slowly but surely she is getting back on top of things. And not even a bikini top that is too small for her is going to bring her down. It won't bring us down either.
Check out the picture that Kesha posted on her Instagram with the caption: "well. hmm. that don't fit huh"
And here are a couple more pics of Kesha and her goods:
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In his classic film "Idiocracy," Mike Judge thought it would take until the year 2505 before a movie featuring nothing but an ass farting for 90 minutes would win eight Oscars, including the one for best screenplay.
But it looks as though we won't have to wait that long for political protests in the form of ripping ass.
According to Inquisitr, the head of the Poor People's Economic Human Rights Campaign says her group is going to stage "the world's largest fart-in" to protest the nomination of Hillary Clinton at the Democratic National Convention in Philadelphia next month.
Cheri Honkala said the cheese-cutting ceremony will likely take place on July 28, the same night Clinton is expected to give her acceptance speech at the Wells Fargo Center.
"We will be holding a massive bean supper for Bernie Sanders delegates on American Street in my Kensington neighborhood on the afternoon of July 28," Honkala said. "The Sanders delegates, their bellies full of beans, will be able to return to the Wells Fargo Center and greet the rhetorical flatulence of Hillary Clinton with the real thing."
Honkala said Sanders himself will be invited to "Beans for Hillary," but it's unknown if the senator from Vermont will actually attend. After all, the 74-year-old is at that age where intentionally dropping ass and shitting your pants is separated by the slimmest of margins.
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We would have thought Jason Pierre-Paul turning his right hand into a potato last summer would have been enough for most people to finally understand just how dangerous fireworks can be if you're not careful around them. But it looks as though at least three a-holes on Phoenix's west side didn't get that memo.
That's right, kids. Police in Phoenix are looking for at least two men and one woman they believe walked into a local Walmart Wednesday night and...wait for it...intentionally set fire to the fireworks aisle.
Here's how that turned out:
Thankfully, the Phoenix Fire Department arrived and extinguished the flames before they reached a "nearby display of charcoal, lighter fluid and propane."
In a related story, dropping $1.48 on a bottle of water at Walmart seems out of the question.
h/t Fox 32
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