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  • 06/22/16--04:07: Today's Funny Photos
  • Have you ever been in a conversation with someone, and about a minute in you start brainstorming ways you can get out of it? It's not fun, and typically you end up getting stuck there until the bitter end. On the other hand, today's funny photos are fun, and you'll love every second of scrolling through them.

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    Would you look at that, it's been 15 years since "Legally Blonde" came out, and it's just another anniversary to remind you how fast time passes and how much older you are. But don't feel too bad, Reese Witherspoon (Elle Woods herself) shared a picture on Instagram that will make you feel a hell of a lot better.

    Witherspoon took it to her Instagram to showcase herself in a tiny pink bikini similar to the one she wore in the movie, captioning it with a "Legally Blonde" quote. Check out the picture below:

    "I'm able to recall hundreds of important details at the drop of a hat" 👙💖🎀 #LegallyBlonde15

    A photo posted by Reese Witherspoon (@reesewitherspoon) on


    And if you're into seeing gals in bunny ears, Witherspoon also shared this picture:


    I wonder if she'll post a similar picture for the "Legally Blonde" sequel anniversary.

    Well, that's one way to wish Reese a happy birthday: Chelsea Handler Wished Reese Witherspoon Happy Birthday By Going Completely Nude On Instagram

     

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    Things usually turn out pretty terribly for you if you've had loads to drink. Take for example the drunk girl who tried to hijack an Uber, or the guy who tried to ride a horse while drunk. But then sometimes being drunk leads to amazing things. And this is one of those instances.

    Check out this drunk girl put on the performance of a lifetime thanks to a video by Charles Brown:


    Michael Jackson would be proud.

    More where that came from: Here Are The Wildest Things People Have Done While Drunk

     

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    When I was a toddler I'm sure that not shitting my pants everywhere I went was impressive, but what the toddler in this video does is a tad more impressive than that.

    Charlie, the toddler in the video, uses the training montage from "Rocky II" as a guide to do his own training. And sure, this tiny human is more active than the majority of us, but you still have to give him kudos and put your money on him if he were ever to go up against Apollo Creed.

    Check out the video below:


    Although, I would have been more impressed had he also carried a log on his back.

    And now he's ready for this: New Jersey Day Care Was Running A 'Fight Club' For Toddlers

     

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    There are actually people out there still twerking for some apparent reason, but something tells me that the woman in this video won't ever try to twerk again. And all that it took was a humiliating moment on live TV.

    This Is What Occurs When You Attempt To Twerk In A Tight Dress On Live TV
    "Big Brother UK" contestant Lateysha Grace was evicted from the house, so she appeared on Big Brother's "Bit on the Side" in a super tight dress. And I'm sure all was going well until she was asked to twerk. And she complied. And now see what happened thanks to Twitter:


    Well, it's the effort counts.

    h/t Mashable

    Although, we like seeing Lexy do it: Lexy Panterra Felt Like 'Twerking' Everywhere In Public At It Is A Glorious Sight

     

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    Mischa Barton is at it again.

    Barton has been in the news recently and it has nothing to do with the "The O.C." reboot that I'm sure will happen soon. It has to do with Barton being completely clueless. In a now deleted Instagram post, Barton begs for gun control, change and unity and calls for a period of reflection -- all while she is hanging on her yacht and drinking some wine.

    Take a look at that photo below:

    Misha Barton Goes Topless On Instagram
    Barton got tons of backlash. So, what is one way to start mending those fences? Pose topless of course. And that's exactly what the 30-year-old did. Check out the picture below thanks to her Instagram:

    Island vibes 🇬🇷 #Mykonos #Censored

    A photo posted by Mischa Barton (@mischamazing) on


    She even added this one for good measure:

    Morning vibes !!! Monday lets do this 💥💙 Hope everyone has a wonderful week Xoxo 📸 @moalturki

    A photo posted by Mischa Barton (@mischamazing) on


    And did you know Barton is English? The Best English Actors You Couldn't Tell Were English

     

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    Samantha Hoopes is lighting up Coney Island in a panda bikini, and we wouldn't mind getting a hand(a) on that! The Sports illustrated Swimsuit model is teasing us with a solid 22 seconds of sensational Samantha sashay, and that's simply the best kind. Have a look below at a few of Samantha Hoopes' (@samanthahoopes) hottest new Instagram photos, too.

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  • 07/15/16--04:10: Today's Funny Photos
  • It's that time again. Time to get crunked up on a fresh batch of TGIFunny photos. I don't know what that means so let's just keep scrolling and laughing. If you need more LOLZ to hold you over the weekend, check us out on Twitter and Instagram.

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    We've all been on our share of terrible dates. And while some people might actually live-tweet a terrible date, others just do everything in their power to get out of that date. Because sometimes it seems that just biting the bullet and going through with the mess is too difficult for some people. Thanks to Whisper people were able to reveal some of the craziest, most bizarre ways they got out of a date.

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    And here are dates that crashed and burned: 10 Dates That Went Very Wrong

     

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    Another week, another batch of the most hilarious tweets, compiled just for you. Be sure to follow these guys and gals, and check back here every week for more jokes you can tell your friends and pretend you came up with them. They'll think you're hilarious, but inside you'll be cold and dead.

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    Want more? Check out last week's hilarious tweets.

     

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    It's kind of tough to work in a profession that has a bad reputation. Nobody thinks "listicle writers" are bad people, but for some reason lawyers are stereotyped as being sleazy, unscrupulous jerks who chase ambulances and would do anything for a dollar. There are plenty of honest, upright lawyers out there who just want to make the world a better, fairer place. Oh, and then there are these 10 attorneys, who are just absolute bastards.

    Julie Kronhaus
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    Part of the job of a good attorney is to represent the weakest among us, and Florida lawyer Julie Kronhaus built a reputation on that. Her career saw great rulings and settlements for her as she argued for numerous clients, including a nine-year-old girl disabled from birth. And then she took the money and spent it on herself. Kronhaus and her cardiologist husband lived a lavish lifestyle funded by embezzling from a bevy of trust funds she set up for her clients. When checks from Kronhaus started to bounce, her clients got suspicious and investigated. Finding that their money was all gone, they took her to court where she cheerfully told them it was all gone. Her husband claimed she'd defrauded him too and filed for divorce even as Kronhaus was disbarred.


    Javier Armengau
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    It's the job of a competent attorney to explore any possible avenue of getting the verdict they want, but Ohio lawyer Javier Armengau took that a little too far. When one of his clients looked like he was about to be found guilty, Armengau took the man's mother into a conference room and tried to pressure her into having sex with the judge to soften the blow. When she refused, the lawyer forced himself on her anyways. She was one of many female clients that the horny defense attorney sexually assaulted during his career, and in 2014 he was convicted on nine counts of rape, kidnapping, sexual battery and other sleazy stuff.


    Paul Hansmeier
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    Copyright trolls are some of the most reviled sleazy lawyers -- people who file frivolous lawsuits to extort money from similar-sounding intellectual property owners. One of the worst was Paul Hansmeier, who was one of the principals of California-based Prenda Law. Prenda's modus operandi was to threaten random people with $150,000 judgments by claiming they'd illegally downloaded internet pornography. If they didn't immediately settle for a smaller amount -- often around $4,000 -- the "lawsuit" would be made public and the whole world would know. Prenda's "clients" in these suits were actually shell companies set up by Hansmeier and the other principals, and the downloaded porn often didn't even exist. That didn't stop them from collecting millions of dollars from terrified plaintiffs until the court caught on and fined them a massive penalty.


    John Milton Merritt
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    When a horrific accident happens, lawyers sue the responsible parties because society demands punishment. The financial loss is designed to spur the guilty into cleaning up their acts. So when a 2002 car crash left a quartet of girls orphaned, John Milton Merritt stepped in to sue the manufacturers of the car and the tires. The case was won for a multi-million dollar payout, which was put in a trust for the minor children. Merritt then proceeded to drain the girls' trust fund and spend the money on his law firm. When the family realized what was happening, they pulled him into court, where he confessed to the whole scam and then died before he could be sentenced.


    Marc Bernstein
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    The life of a lawyer is a tightrope -- you need to maintain the appearance of success to get clients, and any visible weakness can lead to a swift end to your career. That's gotta be the reason that New York lawyer Marc Bernstein spent a whopping $2.2 million to pay off a blackmailer from 2006 to 2009. That wasn't his own money, though -- he embezzled it from a laundry list of clients, including stealing $86,000 from an elderly Brooklyn woman who slipped and hit her head in a nursing home. He was disbarred, sentenced to seven years in prison, and ordered to pay back $200,000 to his victims.


    Michael Fine
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    The lawyer-client relationship is, by definition, a fairly intimate one. You have to trust your attorney with all of your secrets if you want the best results. But Ohio attorney Michael Fine took things a little far when he brought hypnosis into the mix. Fine was stripped of his license in 2015 because multiple clients came forward talking about "missing time" during meetings with him and coming out with their bras off. When cops didn't believe them, one client went in wearing a wire and recorded Fine in the process. It all turned out to be true, amazingly, and after Fine lost his license he was slapped with rape charges as well.


    Paul Bergrin
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    The thing about being a defense attorney is that by the nature of your job you rub shoulders with some pretty lousy people. Paul Bergrin was so impressed by the cash his clients made pimping and moving drugs around that he decided to get into the business himself. Bergrin was a powerful litigator, but what really won him cases was witnesses either disappearing or changing their stories before they took the stand. That's because he regularly hired hit men to take them out, including the murder of an undercover FBI informant. When the authorities closed in on him, there were plenty of people ready to rat him out and he got six life sentences with no possibility of parole.


    Ed Fagan
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    The most amazing thing about many of the lawyers on this list is that they take actions that should be moral grand slams -- like helping compensate the families of Holocaust survivors -- and turn them into sleazy nightmares. Ed Fagan was a New Jersey attorney who pursued Swiss banks to force them to release money due to victims of the Nazi regime. That's all well and good, but once he got that money Fagan appropriated it for his own purposes. He claimed that the money he took from trusts was "owed him" by his clients, but could produce no evidence that they did. By 2005 he had more than $4 million in liens against him and the Bar Association stripped him of the right to practice in New York a few years later.


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    Many of these sleazy lawyer stories involve significant sums of money, but others are just pure gross behavior. Meet Indiana attorney R. Mark Keaton, who was 41 and married when he started an affair with a college sophomore...who was also his daughter's roommate. That's one of the grossest things we've ever heard, but it just gets worse. In addition to constantly calling and texting his young paramour, Keaton posted nude pictures of her on "revenge porn" sites...and had the balls to borrow $8,000 from her to boot. He harassed the girl for seven years after she finally dumped him, and eventually the courts got involved and Keaton was disbarred.


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    Lawyers often find clients in moments of weakness, but Joseph Caramadre's practice took that a little far. The Rhode Island attorney specialized in going to people on their deathbeds and offering them $2000 for their signatures. He would then set up annuities in their name that paid out death benefits -- to Caramadre and his business partners, not the actual dead people. It was a loophole in the law that you'd have to be a true ghoul to exploit, but this guy did to the tune of $46 million dollars. None of that was shared with the families of course. He was sentenced to six years in prison for his sleazy deeds.

     

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  • 07/15/16--05:38: When WAGs Go Wild On Twitter
  • The social media equivalent of watching a car crash is probably watching someone go on a crazy, anger-fueled Twitter rant. It's amazing to witness while it's happening, you can't look away, and someone ultimately ends up getting hurt. Usually that person is the ranter, but in the case of these WAGs below, it can also be their husbands and boyfriends who end up being injured. Let's focus on some of the main offenders.

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    The wife of NFL cornerback Brent Grimes is more than outspoken, she's also an idiot. Think I'm being harsh? Take a look at her recent anti-Semitic tweet about her husband's former team, the Miami Dolphins:

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    Her tweets have become protected since this, which she justifies in her bio by writing this: "Seeing my tweets is a PRIVILEGE, not a right!" But before that, she fired off a shot at sports writer Jay Glazer, whom she was also not happy with:

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    OK, Miko. But thankfully we have screenshots of more crazy tweets from the past, in which Miko openly ripped her husband's teammate at the time, Dolphins quarterback Ryan Tannehill:

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    Oh, and just one more so you get the full picture:

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    It should come as no surprise that Miko's the only WAG on this list we were able to use a mugshot for.

    Ayesha Curry
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    Nobody likes a sore loser, and Steph Curry's wife was exactly that on Twitter throughout the choke job by the Golden State Warriors in the NBA Finals. Here are a couple examples:
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    Of course she apologized afterward, but then made matters worse by acknowledging the trolls who were photoshopping photos of LeBron and Kyrie Irving into photos of her family.

    Which of course led to more of them:
    She should have just signed off Twitter and never returned.

    Gabrielle Union
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    Sometimes WAGs don't go completely crazy on Twitter with a wild rant. Sometimes they simply throw shade in the most passive-aggressive way they can. Like this tweet from Union directed toward the Miami Heat front office regarding their disrespect of her husband, Dwyane Wade:


    Sadly for Heat fans, this tweet was prophetic. Wade left the Heat for the Bulls a few days later.

    Kelly Hall
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    In 2013, the girlfriend (now wife) of Detroit Lions quarterback Matthew Stafford was fed up with the hometown fans. Instead of complaining to friends and family about it behind the scenes, she made the mistake of going to Twitter first:

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    This was obviously a bad idea, and only led to an epic burn of her poor husband:

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    (Photo via Instagram, tweets via USA Today)

    Tiffany Nicole Smith
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    In 2013, Tampa Bay Rays pitcher David Price didn't fare well against the Boston Red Sox in the ALDS. But even before that, his girlfriend was not happy with Boston fans:
    Then, after Game 2 when Price got rocked by David Ortiz, Smith tweeted this:
    Nothing classier than telling opposing fans to keep it classy. But hey, at least this story has a happy ending: Price now plays for the Red Sox.

    Micaela Gardner
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    I'd be remiss if I didn't include one soccer WAG, so this will have to do. When Australian football star Adam Federici was replaced as goalkeeper for the Reading FC in 2012, his girlfriend was pissed. So, she blasted out these tweets:

    Football has left me feeling totally numb and empty inside! For once I have NO explanation! #noloyalty #absolutejoke.

    Unbelievable!!! You need thick skin for success!!


    As you can see, there are no screenshots or embedded tweets here. That's because immediately afterward, Gardner deleted her account. Perhaps all hotheaded WAGs should do the same.

     

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    Throughout the history of cinema, there have always been legendary men to root for. Characters like Spartacus, Shaft, Rocky, Batman and Jason Bourne come to mind. These dudes are badasses who deserve our cheers and respect. They make you proud to be a man and give you something to strive for (yes, I strive to be like Batman every day). Then, there are guys like the ones below, who are an embarrassment and should have their man cards revoked forever. These dudes are the biggest drama queens in film history.

    Mike in "Swingers"
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    I don't want to say that I despise Mike, but if my sister were ever to get engaged to a man like this, I would not go to the wedding. This neurotic, whiny milquetoast did not deserve any of the support and encouragement he got from his friends. In fact, in real life a cool dude like Trent (Vince Vaughn) would not even hang out with a guy like Mike. Why would anyone? He would bring the fun down immediately with his sourpuss look and inability to interact with women socially in a way that doesn't make you cringe to death.


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    If his goatee and haircut weren't enough to qualify Dante for having the most punchable face in film history, how about his constant bleating that he was supposed to have the day off? Once again, a man like this hardly deserves friends, but unlike Mike in "Swingers," Dante actually had the equally annoying friend and girlfriend that suited him.


    Cameron in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off"
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    Do you know what's cooler than desperately reaching for sympathy from your friends by pretending to be sick, hating your father and half-assedly attempting suicide? Everything. Everything is cooler than that. Cameron was a constant buzzkill who would have made everyone's lives better if he had just gone to school that day and stopped bothering people with his wimpiness.


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    Speaking of wimps, here we have "The Baumer." Though likable at times, it's hard to imagine more of a sad sack. And not only was he a drama queen, but a quitter as well. He could have been a tennis hero, but gave up and pouted when he couldn't have what he wanted. Don't feel sorry for "The Baumer."


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    Oh just STFU, Stu. Your whiny rants are insufferable. I wanna party with Phil and Alan. You can go home. You're out of The Wolfpack.


    Phil in "Groundhog Day"
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    Okay, so maybe this one is not fair considering I don't know how I would act if I was in a time loop for at least 10 years and possibly up to as many as 34 years by some estimates. Regardless, Phil was a misanthropic asshole before his February 2nd repeat hell began. How many suicide attempts did it take for him to finally realize that maybe this phenomenon was a blessing and not a curse? Way too many. If you ask me, Rita did not live a life happily ever after with Phil.


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    "Aw jeez, Bedford Falls. I just lost some money on Christmas Eve and everyone would be better off without me, including my family who loves me unconditionally. I might as well just kill myself!" Speak this line in your best James Stewart voice impression and you will realize what a friggin' baby this man was. Blubbering on some bridge like a joke and needing a guardian angel to show him how great his life really is. George Bailey was an undeserving jerk who yelled at his wife and kids and needed validation from the whole town that he was a good man. Pathetic.


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    What a chubby little bitch this guy was. Always being scared, crying and running away. Having to look out for a "friend" like this would be unbearable, and the whole gang would have been better off dropping this dead weight. But of course, then you'd feel bad about it, which is exactly what a drama queen like this wants.

     

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    This coming election is one where Americans don't seem to favor either nominee, so they are voting for the candidate they dislike less. They are ultimately choosing the lesser of two evils. And, since everything is a business, multiple companies have sought to reap profit from this mutual hate by offering offensive products belittling Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, our presidential hopefuls. This year, things have gotten much more aggressive than prior elections, and the resulting products are pretty damn hilarious. See for yourself.

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    Get it? Because Hillary wears pantsuits!

    2. Political Condoms
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    These condoms are guaranteed to be "as thin as a politician's promise" and all kinds of hilarious, especially if you favor puns. Some of my favorites are: "Feel the Bern," "Trusted more than Hillary" and "Don't Debate, Wrap Your Candidate." Toilet humor is the best humor, don't you agree? And here are some more.

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    I'm actually surprised Chia Pets are still a thing. Anyone else? Anyways, their latest series features The Donald, Hillary, Bernie and Obama in a lineup they're actually taking seriously. Who in the hell would want these?

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    Hillary's known to be a ball buster. So of course a toy manufacturer would take this joke too far and create an actual Hillary Clinton nutcracker with "stainless steel thighs"! So I guess that means the thing actually works. Neat!

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    A Chinese company is selling toilet paper with the faces of both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton. This means you can wipe the political bullshit and your own shit at the same time with a single swipe. Talk about multi-purpose! According to Time, the Trump paper is experiencing far superior sales (because of course it is). Plus, they're only 50 cents!

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    Talking pens are for kids. But this offensive writing utensil featuring what could be the country's first female president is for adults, and doesn't say anything remotely human. Instead, she barks.

    The web copy reads: "Ready for Hillary? No stunt doubles here, this is the 100% authentic Hillary Rodham Clinton bark." The product packaging features an image of Hillary "barking" alongside two other dogs with the copy "Bark Along with Hillary!" Pretty brutal.

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    Due to comments insinuating Trump's penis is minuscule by poking fun at his smaller-than-average mitts, online store The Unemployed Philosophers Guild, has released a topical product -- a smaller-sized soap -- for shits and giggles, but also for people who may share these unfortunate and tiny hands.

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    Like Cards Against Humanity, except the topics within the game are all about politics, the presidential candidates and their platforms. Based on who you support, consumers can choose between "Humanity Hates Trump" or "Humanity Hates Hillary, Too." Not surprisingly, the product's fine copy declares that this party game "is in no way endorsed or affiliated with Donald J. Trump himself or Cards Against Humanity," because, understandably, they don't want to get sued.

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    People have found MANY ways to mock The Donald, the easiest source of which is his ridiculous hair. That being the case, is there any better way to support (or express your hate) for the man than by donning socks that have lifelike hair resembling The Donald's? Probably, but these are pretty sweet.

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    The Trump piñata was first created last summer, back when voters still considered Trump's run for president a joke due to his ridiculous commentary concerning Mexican migrants. As such, Dalton Avalos Ramirez, an artist who creates piñatas of celebrities and politicians in Mexico, has created the most infamous pinata, which mocks Trump in a Mexican tradition that sees Trump haters cracking the Trump-like figure with blunt objects. Ramirez is also responsible for the Trump butt plug.

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    Parents sure do enjoy f-ing with their kids sometimes, and that's probably because it's so damn easy. Although, you can't really blame them, because some kids are just little assholes. But not to worry, I'm sure those kids feel the same way about their folks. So if you're a parent and you've done the things below, well, you're probably an #assholeparent.

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    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things

    You're Probably An A-Hole Parent If You Do These Things
    h/t The Chive

    So here are some life hacks, you asshole: 22 Life Hacks For Asshole Parents

     

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    Folks are pretty close to their pets, be that a dog, cat, bird or whatever the case may be. Hell, even a pet alligator. A pet alligator is exactly what retired firefighter David Van Buren has, and he's doing everything in his power to make sure the state doesn't take it from him.

    The 56-year-old has had his alligator, Gwendolyn, for 47 years. And of course, they have grown inseparable. But Gwendolyn has grown too big for David's backyard, and that's mainly because David feeds her pizza and cookies and whatever the hell else she wants. Florida Fish and Wildlife is now saying that that the 13-foot alligator needs to be moved to a bigger location. Check out the video of David and his pet thanks to Inside Edition:


    David and Gwendolyn might get lucky, as Florida Fish and Wildlife is willing to leave Gwen there as long as David makes some changes to his "home."

    Until then, that alligator can have all the gross Papa John's pizza it desires.

    h/t UPROXX

    And sometimes an alligator will come to you: An Alligator Ringing The Doorbell Is A Good Reminder To Look Outside Before Opening Your Door

     

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    For as excruciatingly boring as golf can be, they sure have a lot of golfers who are nice to look at. From Paige Spiranac to Elise Lobb, hot golfers are making golf something that one can enjoy, and not only use to help fall asleep. And guess what? You can add Chelsea Lynn Pezzola to that group of golfers.

    @thechainsmokers this weekend...but first let me take a selfie 📸

    A photo posted by Chelsea Lynn Pezzola (@clpezzola) on


    The 23-year-old Florida native (and model) turned heads at the ESPY Awards when she appeared on the red carpet, but you may have missed it unless you were one of the 14 people who watched the ESPYs. Pezzola currently competes on Florida's Suncoast Ladies Tour, but she's aiming to make it on the LPGA.

    Check out more of Pezzola thanks to her Instagram:

    #BodyParty at the #Espys

    A photo posted by Chelsea Lynn Pezzola (@clpezzola) on


    Love Your Body Campaign❤️ | pc: @lzaccardo

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    F i n d M e H e r e

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    Peace out Vegas✌🏻️#ItsBeenReal

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    About last night...

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    s n a p c h a t 📽 : @clpezzola

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    { H i d e & S e e k } #WestinKierland #Scottsdale #BoysAndArrows

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    h/t Maxim

    Don't forget about this one: Hot Golfer McKenna Pautsch Is One Reason Golf Can Be Fun To Watch

     

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    Sorry, guys. You'll have to find a new way to super-size your penis while you're dunking your McNuggets from here on out.

    According to the New York Post, you will no longer be able to watch two smoking hotties scissor each other while chowing down on a delicious Big Mac at McDonald's restaurants.

    you can't watch porn at McDonald's anymore
    An internet safety group known as Enough Is Enough has reportedly been pressuring the brass at the Golden Arches to block porn on their wireless networks for two years, and it appears as though McDonald's has finally caved in.

    "We discovered that corporate America is not aware of how some people use their free Wi-Fi," Enough Is Enough CEO Donna Rice Hughes said.

    The good news for guys and girls who can't enjoy their coffee without smut is that you can still get your perv on at Starbucks. Plus, you could always just use your cellular network to get your fix.

    Of course, you could also think about watching your porn at home like a civilized human being instead of inside a restaurant. Just a thought.

    Well, that didn't take long: Check Out This Terrifying Porn Parody Of 'Pokémon Go' (NSFW Language)

     

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    Amber Rose has a new sex-positive talk show that airs on VH-1. Dax Shepard wants to have an orgy with Conan O'Brien and his wife. Luckily, both Rose and Shepard were on a recent episode of "Conan" to discuss how to properly get down with another man's wife while making sure your own lover doesn't fly off the handle.

    It was magical.


    In a related story, Dax Shepard totally nailed the best reason for getting married, which is of course so you no longer have to use condoms. I mean, it's so true. You seriously don't have to use condoms after getting hitched because you never have sex.

    h/t E! Online

    Funniest driver's education course ever: Conan O'Brien, Kevin Hart And Ice Cube Teach A Girl How To Drive And It's Hilarious

     

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