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While "Finding Dory" continues to reel in boatloads of cash and entertain audiences worldwide, some of its merchandise isn't as delightful -- mainly the "Finding Dory" nightlight.
A nightlight's main purpose is to give a child a sense of security and safety in the darkness, but this Dory isn't exactly doing that. In fact, it is terrifying kids and adults. Take a look at how harmless this Dory nightlight looks during the daylight:
And now look at the horror that occurs when the lights are shut off and Dory is allowed to do her thing:
Pretty sure there's no need to "find" Dory anymore: she's just emerged from hell.
And don't get your kids these either: 18 Really Creepy Toys You Should Never Buy Your Kid
While texting has killed notes, some people still go out of their way to write some, especially some parents who want to get a point across to their children. So while we've seen kids write honest letters, check out some hilarious notes written out by moms and dads.
Via The Chive
Now check out these notes: Utah Dad Writes Hilarious Tardy Notes For His Kids' School
Unless you're a passenger on Charlie Sheen's private jet, getting hammered and being an absolute jagoff on an airplane is highly frowned upon.
Well, one drunk asshole aboard a recent American Airlines flight apparently didn't get that memo.
25-year-old Michael Kerr had himself three whiskeys on a July 21 American Airlines flight that flew from Lexington, Kentucky to Charlotte, North Carolina. After the aircraft touched down safely in Charlotte, Kerr allegedly stood up and tried to exit the plane while it was still taxiing.
Let's see how that turned out for him:
Kerr's shitdickery got him banned from flying commercial airlines, which means if you listen hard enough the next time you're in Kentucky, you might hear a child ask, "Mom, why can't Uncle Mike can't fly with us to Disneyland?"
h/t Daily Mail
There is a way to get whatever you want on planes and that of course is by being hotter than shit: Pilot Gets Fired For Letting Two Hot Girls Fly His Plane
You would think a guy who is most famous for uttering the words "Ice Ice Baby" would be a pretty laid back dude, but that wasn't exactly the case when Ice found himself in an unfortunate situation with Delta Airlines in Atlanta.
The plane that Ice was apparently supposed to get on left without his knowledge, and boy, Ice was not happy about it at all. Take a look at his meltdown below, a meltdown that gets worse when a nearby dude tells him he's "gotta watch the monitors."
Ice tells TMZ that he arrived an hour early and waited near the ticket counter. Ice adds that when he looked up the gateway door was closed, so he ran to the counter.
Can't really blame Ice, as airports are proven to be a portal to hell -- just like his one-hit wonder was.
But maybe we secretly like him? The 20 Worst Bands From The '90s You Still Secretly Love
I don't know why some people spend their weekend at a golf course, but I'm just going to assume they are being punished for a crime they committed. What I'm saying is that golf is terribly boring, but thanks to the two idiots below the game of golf was made entertaining for 30 seconds.
The entertainment started when one golfer hit a ball right into another guy's group on the green. That was enough for both dudes to "throw down." Check out the fight that occurred at Fossil Trace Golf Club in Colorado thanks to Justin Abrams' Instagram:
At least they shook hands at the end to say thanks for not ruining each other's Lacoste polos.
h/t Sports Grid
And sometimes this happens on a golf course: Video: Gigantic Alligator Strolls Across A Florida Golf Course
While I'm sure tons of teenagers twerked at Lollapalooza, the only one that people gave a damn about was Malia Obama. And that's pretty much because she's the president's daughter.
The 18-year-old was caught twerking at the music festival, and of course the opinions poured in. Take a look at Malia being a normal human:
Here's a longer version of Malia doing her thing:
Most of the opinions were positive, like this one:
Congrats to #MaliaObama for doing what many people do at concerts when the beat is knockin' --shake our boo-tays. Girl live your life!— Jenee Darden (@CocoaFly) August 1, 2016
While others were negative, like this idiot:
In conclusion: Malia can do whatever she wants, even if it's a terrible dance.
And here's what Melania's done: New York Post Publishes Nude Photo Of Melania Trump On Front
Cathy Schmitz and Richard Lugner (57 Years)
We're going to lay this out right away: A bunch of these big age gap relationships are rich as hell older dudes banging hot young models because capitalism is the most powerful force in the universe. Richard Lugner was an 82-year-old multi-millionaire when he wed former Playboy model Cathy Schmitz in 2014. Schmitz, who had previously pursued a TV career, gave everything up to move to Vienna with the construction magnate. She's not the only young lady he's squired--the year before, he made headlines by taking a pre-Kanye Kim Kardashian to the snooty Vienna Opera Ball.
Kyle Jones and Marjorie McCool (60 Years)
Some of these relationships are enabled by what is basically a fetish, where the younger partner has a "thing" for wrinkles. A great illustration of this is Georgia man Kyle Jones, who has serially dated older women for most of his life. One of his most notable relationships was with 93-year-old retiree Marjorie McCool, who he met in 2008. The duo enjoy an active sex life despite their 60 year age difference, but it's not an exclusive relationship -- the rest home Lothario dates numerous oldies at a time. He started his first senior romance when he was just 18 and says that he's not in it for the money -- he's just attracted to way older women.
Valentin Ivanov and Elizaveta Adamenko (37 Years)
Russia is a wild place right now, with lots and lots of money floating around. And where there's money, there's people pushing the limits of what's socially acceptable. Oil tycoon Valentin Ivanov reportedly started romancing child model Elizaveta Adamenko when she was just 14 years old, and the duo wed in 2016 on the French Riviera. The 37 year age difference, combined with the bride's youth, was enough to make the press take notice, but Adamenko made a statement insisting that she was marrying her 55-year-old paramour for love, not money. Interestingly, she's since purged her social media of many of the pictures of them together.
Saneie Masilela and Helen Shibangu (53 Years)
The wedding of nine-year-old Saneie Masilela isn't a traditional romantic one. Instead, it's rooted deeply in the superstition of his South African family's native religion. Saneie claims that he was visited in a dream by his ancestors, who commanded him to marry the older woman. Never mind that she was already married to a man her own age -- when the ancestors tell them to do something, they do it. Amazingly, the age-gapped duo actually had a pair of weddings, one in 2013 and a second in 2014. The duo don't live together or make out or anything -- it's a symbolic marriage only.
Marilyn Buttigieg and William Smith (29 Years)
Many of the dudes in this article who go for older ladies can trace their fixation back to childhood, but British man William Smith took it a step farther than that by actually marrying his best friend's mother. Will met Marilyn Buttigieg when he was a teenager and was immediately taken with her. It didn't matter to either that there was 29 years between them, but some family members weren't quite as enthused. Most notably Marilyn's husband, who she dumped for the younger man. Their relationship seems a lot stronger, though, as they're still together after seven years of marriage.
Hugh Hefner and Crystal Harris (60 Years)
No list of May-December romances would be complete without Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner, who has been dating women in their 20s consistently, no matter how much older he got. In 2012, Hef married lovely blonde December 2009 "Playmate Of The Month," Crystal Harris, on New Year's Eve when she was 26 and he was 86. Harris wanted a little security in her life, despite Hefner's profligate ways, and the marriage has lasted a while. Harris signed an ironclad prenup that means she won't get anything from Hefner's estate when he passes away.
Edna Martin and Simon Martin (38 Years)
We don't want to throw shade, but if you're 39 and still living with your parents, your romantic options aren't really the best. So when Simon Martin met Edna at an organ concert in 2003, the pair maybe bonded a little tighter than normal. The dyslexic, partially deaf and developmentally disabled young man had absolutely no romantic experience beforehand. That said, the duo shared an incredible interest in music, and Simon's potent keyboard skills charmed her to no end. They struck up a romance and shocked the world when they wed in 2005. Their significant age gap hasn't had much effect on their marital bliss, as they proudly boast about having a healthy sex life.
Gary Hardwick and Almeda Erell (53 Years)
Love can blossom in unlikely places -- like a funeral. That's where elderly Almeda Erell met the teenager who would become her husband. Gary Hardwick has had a thing for older women ever since getting a crush on his elementary school teacher, but when he met Almeda at the funeral of her son, it was an instant connection. The pair had a second date at Chuck E. Cheese's and it wasn't long before the 18-year-old Hardwick dumped his 77-year-old girlfriend for the 71-year-old Almeda. The pair were married soon afterwards, and have set up a YouTube channel to share their unusual romance with the world.
Woody Allen and Soon-Yi Previn (36 Years)
Hollywood has plenty of older man/younger woman romances. The very nature of the movie business means that dudes are always trying to trade in last year's model for some new arm candy. But the disturbing tale of director Woody Allen and his wife Soon-Yi Previn makes the list not only for the 36 years between them, but also for the disquieting circumstances that led to their marriage. You see, Previn was adopted by Allen's longtime paramour Mia Farrow in 1978 at the age of seven, and he helped raise her like a daughter. That is, until Farrow discovered nude pictures of her in Allen's things and realized the pair were in a sexual relationship, with Previn 21 and Allen 57 years old. Astoundingly, their marriage has somehow stood the test of time.
Ahmed Muhamed Dore and Safia Abdulleh (95 Years)
The biggest age gap ever recorded by the media is a staggering 95 years, where a man who was reportedly 112 years old took a 17 year old bride in Somalia. Ahmed Muhamed Dore was a fascinating dude, with five other wives and 114 children and grandchildren. His oldest son is 80 years old, which lends a little credence to his claims of advanced age, but his traditional goatskin birth certificate can't be authenticated. Safia didn't have much to say to the media on her special day, but she seemed to enter into holy matrimony willingly. Ahmed claimed, "I used my experience to convince her of my love," which is a pretty good line.
Everyone loves a good porn fact. I mean, we should know about the thing we watch so much sometimes our family and friends begin to get concerned about us. While we know plenty of facts about the world's most popular porn stars, here are some facts about porn itself.
Via The Chive
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If you have any doubts about racism still existing, just spend a few minutes scrolling through any social media site and you'll see how strong it is in so many people. This isn't an easy read by any means and, honestly, it was one of the worst things I've ever had to put together, but it's necessary. Originally I was going to do 100 tweets, but wading through all that vile trash was so difficult I stopped at 50. These weren't hard to find. These are rampant and directed at individuals. Use this as motivation to spread love and positivity in the midst of so much hate and ignorance.
1. This loan officer said this to Michelle Obama from her personal account and it cost her job.
2. It's nice when they use racial slurs and have "#Jesus" in their bio.
Mrs trump don't need to steal ANYTHING FROM THAT MONKEY IN THE WHITE HOUSE NOW. MILANIA HAS MORE CLASS THEN ALL THE OBAMA FAMILY COMBINED.— mike (@NJopinion) July 19, 2016
3. Old Navy was flooded with racist tweets after featuring an interracial couple in an ad.
@OldNavy Absolutely disgusting. What's next? Gender neutral bathrooms? Pedophilia acceptance propaganda?! Never shopping here again.— M (@MrTrumpYes) April 30, 2016
4. I don't think she knows what "fact" means.
Muslims literally destroy every County they migrate to.— Real 13th Infidel. (@takingitall2000) July 22, 2016
Death and hate and destruction follow those savages everywhere they go.
5. This one speaks for itself.
White supremacist and former KKK leader, David Duke, is running for US Senate. Would you vote for him?— KALB News Channel 5 (@KALBtv5) July 22, 2016
6. Why is this account allowed to exist at all?
7. Someone chose to share this with the world.
#JusticeIn5Words Trayvon Martin roasting in Hell— Paulie Walnuts (@SafePlaceMaster) July 9, 2016
8. So edgy.
9. He's either 13 or stopped mentally developing at 13.
10. Pretty sure those are actual statistics.
There are no killings, rapes, decapitations, burnings knifing, hate mongering in the world that are not being caused by muslims and islam— Richard Wear (@casin2) July 22, 2016
11. Here's the winner of Miss Teen USA 2016. Very on brand.
12. That is some serious irony you got there.
I hate Asians they are racist af— $enseitional (@avstinle) June 9, 2016
13. This kind of disgusting talk is way too common.
14. What a terrible sentiment.
15. Imagine thinking this wasn't a racist statement.
If you sat next to a towel-head on a bus, would you be scared? And be honest....— crackfox (@fancyasfvck) July 24, 2016
16. I'm sure Harrison Ford would be thrilled to know his likeness is being used here.
17. Why would you think this, let alone tweet it?
OMG I hate Asians so much— Graham Gates (@NotGrahamGano9) July 21, 2016
18. Imagine saying these words out loud.
19. The worst thing is that multiple people decided to retweet this.
Right now, somewhere in Hell, Trayvon Martin is consoling Freddy Gray while they're both being sodomized by white dudes from San Francisco.— The Kincannon Show (@kincannon_show) May 23, 2016
20. It's difficult to validate your opinion when it ends like that.
Michele Obama does not own the words, hard work dedication. Why would the Beautiful Melania copy Monkey Face?— Teresa (@mountianmama64) July 19, 2016
21. This Texas Roadhouse employee was fired for this awful tweet.
22. Leslie Jones started reposting all the horribly racist tweets she received after "Ghostbusters" opened.
Exposing I hope y'all go after them like they going after me pic.twitter.com/ojK5FdIA0H— Leslie Jones (@Lesdoggg) July 18, 2016
23. I don't even want to know what the other five "truths" were.
24. I'm sure his family loved the travel update.
Europe has made me realize how much I hate Asians— mikey (@MikeyDee123) July 22, 2016
25. Your grammar is atrocious.
26. Why limit your racism to just one per tweet?
as much as I hate Asians and blacks, LA Chicanos are the fckn worst shits straight embarrassing— Martin (@m_art_n) July 22, 2016
27. At least their username is appropriate.
28. Trump claims Putin called Obama the N-word. This was the response.
29. So brave.
Michelle Obama is a tranny and a monkey— Donald Jr (@taygete_) July 19, 2016
30. Countless people hide behind parody accounts to spew racism.
31. President Obama gets response tweets like this to almost everything he posts.
32. And this trash.
33. And it just keeps going and going.
34. I don't think Jeff understands how pretty much anything works.
Mrs. trump did not plagiarize Obama, Michelle monkey Obama probably plagiarized that from a slave. You know the ones that built the WH!— Jeff B (@jbenezra67) July 19, 2016
35. Not the strongest argument.
@TheEconomist Melania Trump is better than The monkey shemale Michelle Obama.— REGINA ♚ (@sofia_leteliers) July 19, 2016
36. Kelly Clarkson quickly shut down this response about slaves.
A Twitter story in four parts pic.twitter.com/Ik8r1jwSz5— end comment sections (@tauriqmoosa) July 26, 2016
37. People are still upset about interracial marriage. What year is this?
38. Then she doubled down her racism with people upset with the tweet.
You're half Jew... your opinion is kind of irrelevant https://t.co/F12sW2XskW— Jess Lynn (@WhitestRabbit_) August 1, 2016
39. He's racist and doesn't understand how hashtags work.
40. There's a lot going on here.
Wow does michelle obama look like a monkey. I'd probably be a gay muslim too if I had to look at everyday.— Bama (@auburnsux) July 19, 2016
41. "Darkies?" What century are you from?
42. Ah yes, KKK leader David Duke would be great for our country.
43. Delete your account.
44. You should go back to whatever hole you crawled out of immediately.
45. This was in response to Leslie Jones asking Twitter to do something about the racist threats she was receiving
46. Mike Huckabee casually threw out this wildly offensive tweet
47. Parody accounts are just a breeding ground for hate speech.
48. Just disgusting.
49. 73,000 people follow this account.
Nobody at school wants to guard Muhammad, he's too explosive pic.twitter.com/Oh6QETl8RF— The Funny Racist™⚠️ (@TheFunnyRacist) July 26, 2016
50. Seventy. Three. Thousand.
Why do black men cry after sex?— The Funny Racist™⚠️ (@TheFunnyRacist) July 28, 2016
Because of the mace.
When Jimmy Fallon isn't busy forcing celebs to lip sync or play a bunch of random games with him while a part of them dies little by little, he's leaving the studio to do some funny remote stuff. And while he's no Conan when it comes to remotes, Fallon was able to produce hilarious results when he got with Jonah Hill to do some art.
Fallon and Hill headed to the Art Students League of New York in order to get in some art -- including drawing a naked model. And things get more and more weird from there. Check out the video below:
And when Hill isn't drawing his naked dad he's talking about crazy airplane sex.
Now watch what happens when Fall gets together with Paul Rudd: Jimmy Fallon And Paul Rudd Remake Styx's 'Too Much Time On My Hands'
Plenty of odd things occur on Facebook, and whether we're witnessing cringeworthy fails or just terrible moms on Facebook, we can usually handle it. But what occurred below on Facebook was a tad too much, even for us.
It all started when a woman named Ashleigh Dempster posted an underwear selfie on her husband's page. And out of nowhere Ashleigh was accused of cheating on her husband, Tim, with her first cousin. And she had no problem admitting it. Take a look at the bizarre convo below thanks to imgur.
Now here comes Tim to defend his wife:
Now here comes Tim realizing who he married:
That's enough internet for today.
And then there's this: Young Woman Posts Seemingly Innocent Picture To Facebook But Now She's The Butt Of All Jokes
While not all celebrities are as disdainful of the general public, the following celebrities have been called out for being complete assholes to us "pathetic nobodies," as Kim Kardashian likes to label us. (More on that below.)
Evidence of these unsavory interactions can be hard to come by because celebrities have hired legions of people to bury this kind of stuff as it could hurt their careers. But, thanks to sources quoted in national magazines, journalists who've interviewed celebrities, and Redditors who've encountered celebrities in various ways, we've managed to compile a collective of celebrities who don't give a flying f*ck about us.
1. Robert De Niro
According to Reddit user (evelution) whose father was dining in a restaurant owned by a friend of De Niro's, the established actor walked into the restaurant and immediately demanded the table her dad was dining at while others were amply available. "He wouldn't take no for an answer, so the owner kicked De Niro out," the post concluded. Good. Serves him right.
2. John Mayer
This one isn't remotely shocking since the general perception of John Mayer is that he's a royal douche. So if you don't like him now, get ready to like him even less. According to one Reddit user (terrag0110), Mayer grew up in their hometown, where they both learned to play guitar from the same instructor.
After John Mayer started getting publicity and local fame, their teacher proudly put up a poster of his prodigy in his office. Then one day Mayer visits his instructor, finds said poster and demands that he -- the very man who taught him a skill that has been paramount to his success -- can't use Mayer's face or likeness to advertise his business, then threatened legal action. Talk about biting the hand that feeds you, Mayer. You prick.
3. Jared Leto
An avid fan (and Reddit user iplaysthedrums) went to see "30 Seconds To Mars" and paid a pretty penny to see the band in front row. After the show, the band was signing autographs, so she waited (and waited) in line to finally meet lead singer Jared Leto. When she finally made it to Leto, she complimented the band on their stellar show. And instead of a thank you, the fan got, "I signed your shit, now fuck off!" Nice, real nice.
This isn't the only account against Leto. At another concert in Brazil, Leto saw that a concertgoer didn't know all the words to one of his songs (because she didn't speak English), so instead of brushing it off, he walked toward her, pointed at her and gave her the finger.
4. James Franco
Another Reddit user (velocicunt) had a friend who was lucky enough to meet Franco while on a school trip to a University in Asheville, NC. Apparently Franco is known to frequent this area to pick up younger women. He went up to one of the girls in the group and without even saying hello asked how old she was and if she wanted to meet up with him away from the group. When she said she had a boyfriend, he replied: "Well I guess this conversation is over" and walked away.
5. Jennifer Lopez
She might seem sweet in those late-night interviews, but based on online testimony, Jennifer Lopez is a total bitch. Aside from firing a maid after she "dared" to ask the singer for an autograph, and refusing to speak to hotel staff and waiters (she does so through assistants instead), she's also been known to trash the neighborhood she came from and seemingly brags about in songs: the Bronx.
Back when she dated Ben Affleck, a fan (and Reddit user RedOtkbr) approached JLo, asking for an autograph. JLo, being the Latin diva she is, blatantly said no, and turned her back to her fan. Not taking no for an answer, the fan countered, "Fuck you, your music is whack anyway." To this, JLo turned to her friends and gave her true opinion on her birthplace, saying, "That's why I don't like coming back to this shithole."
6. Justin Bieber
Bieber's already told fans he will no longer be taking photos with them. But perhaps his worst offense (to fans, because his offenses at this point are insurmountable) is when he reportedly called a fan who was lounging by the pool at the Australian hotel he was staying at a "beached whale." A great way to treat the fans who buy your bullshit backpacks and pencil cases, Biebs.
7. Kim Kardashian
Another shocker, right? Apparently Kardashian's ex Kris Humphries has multiple texts and voicemails of her calling her fans "pathetic nobodies." This is bad enough (and not at all surprising), but things only got worse after she married Kanye. She told a magazine that she won't pose for pictures with fans anymore because West "won't allow it." Sounds like quite the marriage you got there, Kim.
8. Regis Philbin
Another Reddit user (melthornal) was fortunate enough to be employed to clean none other than Regis Philbin's pool. Apparently, it was a total nightmare. "He belittled me, yelled at me and acted like a douche the whole time," the Redditor said. "At one point he asked me if I was thirsty, and before I could answer he yelled 'WELL YOU CAN'T HAVE MY LEMONADE' and sat down in a chair, drinking lemonade, and watched me work." If that wasn't bad enough, Philbin complained he wasn't fast enough the entire time.
9. Bryant McKinnie
Yet another Reddit user (TheBredditor) worked as a waiter at a restaurant at the Mall of America where Bryant McKinnie (from the Vikings) came in with a huge group of people. "Not only did he demand to be seated immediately when we were on an hour-long wait, he sent back like 3 drinks and refused to pay for them," the post reads. At the end of the dining experience McKinnie's bill was $197 and he left a mere $200, a three dollar tip. According to the Redditor, "He made like $7 million that year."
10. Lupe Fiasco
Reddit user (RenegadeX28) admits he didn't meet Fiasco during this fiasco (see what I did there?), but saw the heated interaction from a distance working as a "cart pusher" at Walmart. Since Fiasco had a bunch of items outside his bag, it is customary that the Walmart's door greeters check shoppers' bags. It's happened to all of us.
At this request, Lupe reportedly went OFF on the door greeter (an old lady) and said, "I'M FUCKING RICH. I DON'T NEED TO FUCKING STEAL, THIS IS BULLSHIT," and some huge dude in his entourage proceeded to rip the receipt out of the lady's hands. Four bulky men from Asset Protection had to step in and tell Lupe to leave the store, adding, "They don't care who the fuck he was." Who is Lupe Fiasco anyway? And if he's so rich, what's he doing shopping at Walmart?
11. Russell Crowe
This is a classic. Reddit user (PX_This) met Russell Crowe at a hotel/restaurant where she worked. A little while after Crowe checked in, he came back to the front desk and whacked a coworker upside the head with the landline telephone he ripped out of the wall in his room because it wasn't working. As a result, Crowe was arrested, apologized on Letterman, and settled out of court for $100G.
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Brits version: Created by Ricky Gervais and Stephen Merchant, and premiering in 2001, this version lasted a total of 14 episodes, but was almost canceled off the bat. After it found its footing it helped kick off an international franchise.
American version: Kicking off in 2005, this version also started off kind of flimsy before really taking off and becoming one of those most hilarious and successful shows of the 2000s.
Winner: The US version. Even Gervais couldn't top the brilliance of Steve Carrell, as the American version was much more fast-paced and featured classic gags and moments such as the incredible fire "drill" scene.
Brits version: The highly controversial, but successful show started off in 2007 before ending in 2013. The show featured strong writing and acting, and took on issues that teenagers deal with, as each episode focused on a different character. Also, Hannah Murray was in it (AKA Gilly from "Game of Thrones").
American version: Canceled after one season, this tamer version still ruffled some feathers, and the low ratings was enough for MTV to pull the plug on it and create more room for "Jersey Shore" reruns.
Winner: British version and it's not even close. The US version included some really bad acting and writing, and never really hit it off with the American audience. Or any audience at all.
Brits version: "Broadchurch" premiered in 2013 and is currently airing its finally season. The crime drama show stars the very popular David Tennant (former Dr. Who), and includes fantastic acting, and allows the audience to play along in this whodunit.
American version: Tennant also starred in the US version, titled "Gracepoint," but he didn't have to stick around very long as this was just a ten episode limited series. Oh, and Anna Gun from "Breaking Bad" was in it. Positive: she's a tad less annoying in this show.
Winner: The Brits win this one, but not by a huge margin. "Broadchurch" does feature a better cast as a whole, and the performances are much more emotional and believable. "Gracepoint" just seemed a little empty, and it was difficult to completely become engross in this story, but that again can be blamed on the acting.
Brits version: Not many folks know this but "Shameless" is originally a British show, and a very popular one. It started off in 2004 and aired until 2013, where it got extremely favorable reviews.
American version: William H. Macy and Emmy Rossum lead the red, white and blue "Shameless." The show began to air in 2011, and has become more and more popular with every passing season on Showtime.
Winner: The American version. It's much more darker and grim, which is to be expected with a family living close to poverty. The Brits' version is more humor-filled, but the Americans take this one. But honestly it's only because we get to watch Rossum.
Brits version: This 2008 British sitcom only ran for three seasons, but it hit its mark with the audience, as it showcased four teenagers dealing with suburban life. It also spawned two films as well.
American version: It failed with "Skins," but MTV once again tried their hand at a British show, as their version of "The Inbetweeners" aired in 2012 but was quickly canceled after one season due to low ratings.
Winner: Obvious choice here, but the Brits take it. Their version was much more acclaimed, and they squeezed two films out of it. Not too bad at all.
"House of Cards"
Brits version: Yep. This was actually a British show first. And it occurred way back in 1990, as Ian Richardson played Francis Urquhart. Only ran for four episodes, but that was enough for it to become massively popular and successful with critics and viewers, and it's still talked about as one of the best British TV shows.
American version: It took 23 years since the original aired but Netflix remade this show with Kevin Spacey as Frank Underwood. "House of Cards" will be airing it's fifth season next year, as it continues to be one of Netflix's most successful shows.
Winner: Americans. Both are acclaimed, but Spacey's "House of Cards" became the first online only show to reel in Emmy awards, including 33 Primetime Emmy nominations.
"Pop Idol"/"American Idol"
Brits version: Starting in 2001, "Pop Idol" would only last two seasons, but that was enough for it to help it become a massive international franchise, thus leaving their mark.
American version: While it ran for 15 seasons, and at one point becoming the most watched show on television, it's really the first few seasons with the original three judges (Randy Jackson, Paula Abdul, Simon Cowell) where we really got to see what a gem it truly was.
Winner: America. Come on, it gave us Kelly Clarkson, "Seacrest out!" and Willam Freaking Hung. There's no contest.
Brits version: Created in 2004 by Simon Cowell, the singing competition ran for 12 seasons, with a 13th season ready to air this August. The original judging panel included Sharon Osbourne.
American version: Only lasted for three seasons, with ratings plummeting with every passing season. Also seems like we had had our filled of singing competitions with "American Idol" also on its last legs.
Winner: The Brits win this one easily. It's still going strong, and those English folks love it.
Brits version: Airing in 2008 and lasting for five seasons, the show followed a ghost, vampire and a werewolf, as they tried to get along with humans. The series has its ups and down, for sure, but had a strong cult following.
American version: Syfy picked up this remake, as it lasted four seasons. It quickly become one of the network's most viewed shows before getting axed.
Winner: It's close, but the American version wins by a tad. Major casting changes in the British version really left a bad taste in the audience's mouth, and it was tough to recover.
"Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares"/ "Kitchen Nightmares"
Brits version: Chef Gordon Ramsay comes to help failing English restaurants and just yells at them.
American version: Chef Gordon Ramsay comes to help failing American restaurants and just yells at them.
Winner: Tie. When Ramsay yells and curses at people we all win.
Do you like models in sequined cuffs with little else? How about mesh, see-through tops? Let's hope so, because the latest issue of Treats! Magazine features the lovely daughter of Kim Basinger wearing all that and more (or in this case, less). That's right, Ireland Baldwin can now be seen shaking what her mama gave her within the pages of the sensual photography and fine arts mag, which along with containing its share of erotic imagery, sounds darn classy. But you don't have to pick up a copy just yet to get a taste of what's in store. The publication posted a few photos to their Instagram page as a sneak peek, which you can check out below.
Ireland Baldwin @humancrouton glistens beneath the summer sun in her first-ever nude shoot by @ArthurBelebeau. model// @humancrouton / @iamDavidTodd photographer// @ArthurBelebeau / @ArtDeptAgency stylist// @KarenLevittStylist stylist assistant// Christina Campagna makeup// @JennaAntonMakeup / @JedRoot / @GiorgioArmaniCosmetics hair// @MichaelKanyonHair / @CelestineAgency / @AmericanEnglishHair
As an added bonus, check out this behind-the-scenes video from TMZ featuring Ireland's shoot in all its blurred out glory:
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If you're a deer, you may want to stay away from the cop car that runs into deer, and make your way towards this dude who seems to be the deer whisperer.
This guy just happens to have an aura about him that deer are Ok with, but it's probably just the powered doughnuts he feeds them anytime they are around that keeps them coming. He even names them -- everything from Money to Canela. Check out the video below of a dude and his deer friends thanks to Facebook:
Doughnuts and strawberries, the lunch of champions.
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Actress Alyssa Milano is no stranger to posting breastfeeding photos on her Instagram page, especially of late. But this morning, she uploaded a photo that is bound to turn a few heads. While there is obviously nothing wrong with feeding your baby in public, regardless of what cranky old men have to say on the matter, the question now lies in whether or not Instagram's strict "no nudity" policy will have to say about this one. Take a look for yourself:
Here are a few of the previous photos Milano has posted. As you can see, there is a stark contrast between them and the one above. Only time will tell whether or not it becomes an issue on the social media front, but Milano has clearly drawn her line in the sand:
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Ryan Stock's best talent just might be his ability to survive.
Stock is a stuntman and sword swallower from Canada who has been appearing on this season of "America's Got Talent" despite the fact that he's from Canada. His fiancée AmberLynn Walker joined him on stage Tuesday night for what seemed like a fun way to bring the audience to their feet.
Yup, you guessed it: We're talking about the ol' "light an arrow on fire and shoot it at the small target your fiancé is holding steady with his esophagus" trick.
Let's see how that turned out:
Despite taking a flaming arrow to his neck, Stock wound up being unharmed by the mishap thanks to the fact that it hit his shirt instead of coming to rest somewhere next to his larynx. Although, you have to think we can't for sure say the same thing about his relationship with AmberLynn this morning. #TrustIssues
This is the definition of "talent" in 2016: This High School Kid's Water Bottle Flip Is Blowing Up The Internet
You might want to wait until you get home from work for this one.
We're sure the girl who goes by the name of "TwoThornedRose" has many talents, but the only one you're going to give a shit about on this glorious Wednesday afternoon is her ability to take down 34 inches of balloon.
I'm telling you, guys. Forget the clown who makes poodles out of balloons at your next shindig. I'll go out on a limb and say TwoThornedRose will be a little more successful in keeping your guests entertained for the entire afternoon.
h/t Barstool Sports
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